wS5jvrwwvrT "WW-t-xwr "vr'-T!j''ri5i?f-i"jHiir r,("",!"vff' -!"-' ' ir. . i I 1 WKOiNG USES OF MONEY. A SERMON OF GREAT POWER BY REV. T. DE WITT TALMAQE. Soma of til" Itilliiou MettimU Adopted to Get Ulcli Corrupt rolltlrn llrlliorjr Utv Kin nt llnniK Attunes of Trust I'uiiiln. It I'rtJK In II" llnnrnl. BnooKi.YK, Mnrch 10. At tlio Tabornnclo this morning fix thousand voices, supported by orgnti ami cornet, rolled out tho hymn lw Binning! Ne'er think tlio victory Hon, Nor otico nt wwo kit down; Thlno anliioui work will not lio ilono Till tliou hast Rot thy cronn. Tlio Itov. T. Do Witt ThlmnRO, D. D., preached tlio sermon. Ills subject was, "Wrong Uses of Monoy," ntul his text, I Timothy vl, 0: "Thoy that will bo rich fall into temptation and a snaro, and Into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and erd!tlon." That Is tho Niagara Falls over which rush I multitude of fcouls, namely tho determina tion to huvo monoy any how, right or wrong. Toll mo how n man gots hli monoy mid what bo docs with It, and I will toll his character, and what will bo his destiny in this world and tho next. 1 propose to sponk this morning about soino of tho ruinous modes of gutting inonoy. Wo recently passed through a national election In which It has Ixmjii ostlmntod that thirty million dollars were expended. I think about twenty million of it n era spout In out nud out bribery. Hoth jMUtles inisod all thoy could for tills purpose. Hut tlitit was only on a largo scale what has been done on a smaller scalo for fifty years nud In nil departments. Folltlcs from being tho science of good gov eminent has often been bedraggled Into tho synonym for truculoncy nnd turpitude, A monster sin, plausible, potent, iHwtlfcrous, has gouo.forth to do it dreadful work lu all ages. Its two hands aro rotten w itli leprosy. It keeps its riglit liaud hidden In a deep pocket. Tlio left hand is clenched, and with its Ichorous knuckle it taps at tho door of tho court room, tho legislative hall, tlio congress and tho parliament. Tho door Hwiugs open and tho monster enters, nnd glides through tho nlslo of tho council chamber as softly as a slippered page, and then It takes its right band from Its deep lockot nnd offers it in sal utation to judgo or legislator. If that hand bo taken, nud tho palm of tho Intruder cross tho palm of tho olllcial, tho leprosy crosses from palm to ialm lu a round blotch, round as a gold eagle, and tho virus spreads, and tbo doom Is tlxod, nnd tho victim polishes. Lot bribery, accursed of Qod and man, staud up for trial. Tho Bible- arraigns It again and again. Samuel says of his two sons who becamo judges, "Thoy took bribes and perverted judgment." David says of homo of bis pur suers, "Their right hand Is full of brlh.-s." Amos says of somo men in bis day, "They toko a brllxi and turn asldo tho poor in tho gato." Elipliaz foretells tho crushing bolts of God's Indignation, declaring, "Firo shall con sumo tho tabernacles of bribery." It Is uo light temptation. Tlio mightiest havo fnllen under It. Sir Francis Hocon, lord chancellor of England, founder of our modem philosophy, author of "Novum Or ganum" nnd a wliolo library of books, tho leading thinker of his century, so precocious that when a little child ho was asked by Queen Elizabeth, "Howoldaroyout" ho responded, "I am two years younger than your mujesty's happy reign;" of whoso oratory Hen Jonsou wroto, "Tlio fear of ovory man that heard him was lest ho should make an end;" having an income which you would suppose would havo put him beyond tho temptation of bri bery thirty-six thousand dollars a year, und Twickenham court a gift, and princely estates In Hertfordshire nnd Ooriinmbury yet under this temptation to brilxiry falling lint into ruin, and on his confession of taking bribes, giving as oxcuso that all his predoccssora took them, ho was lined two hundred thousand dollars, or what corresponds with our two hundred thousand dollars, and Im prisoned In Loudon Tower. So, also, Lord Chancellor ilneclosllold foil; so, also, Lord Chancellor Wntorbury perished. Tho black chapter, lu English, Irish, French nnd American olltlcs Is tlio chapter of bribery. Somo of you lemeiulier tho l'acldo Mull sub sidles. Most of you remumber tho awful tragedy of tho Credit Mobilicr. Under tho temptation to bribery licuvdlct Arnold sold tho fort lu tho Illghlunds for $31,670. For this sin Oorgoy bat rayed Hungary, Ahltho phel forsook David nud Judas kissed Christ. When I soo so many of tho illustrious going down under this temptation It makes mo think of tho rod dragon spoken of In Hovcla tions, with soven heads and ten horns nud soven crowns, druwing a third part of tho stars of heaven down, down after him. Th. lobbies of tho legislatures of this country con trol tho country Tlio land Is drunk with bribory. Evcnv MAN HAS NOT ins mica. "Oh," says somo ono, "there's no need of talking against bribory by promlso or by dol lars, becauso every man has his prico." I do not bellovo It. Even heathenism and tho dark agos havo furnished mmclnions of Incorrupti bility. A cadi of Smyrna had ncaso brought before him on trial. A man gavo him tlvo hundred ducats in bribory. Tliocaso camo on. Tlio briber had many witnesses. Tho poor man on tlio other sido had uo witnesses. At tho closo of tho case tho cadi said, "This poor man has no witnesses, ho thinks; I shall produce- In his bohnlf flvo hundred witnesses against tho other sido." And then pulling out tho bag of ducats from uudor tho otto man, ho dashed it down at tho feet of tho bribor, saying,, "I glvo my decision ngaiust you." Kumlnoiulas, ottered n bribe, said, "I will do tills tiling if it bo right, and if it bo wrong, all your goods cannot pursuado mo." Fabrlcius, of the Unman senate, was offered n bribo by Pyrrhus of Mnccdou. Fabrlcius an swered, "What an example this Mould bo to tho Iloiuiui people; you keep your riches and I will keep my jwverty nud reputation." Tho president of tho American congress during tho American Revolution, Oeu. Heed, was oilered 10,000 guineas by foreign com missioners If ho would betray this country. Ho replied: "Gentleman, I am n very poor man, but till your king ho Is not rich enough to buy iiio," Hut why go so far when you nnd 1, if wo moo in honorable society, know men nnd woiuo.i who by nil the concentrated force of earth and hull could not tx bribed. Thoy would uo moio bo bribo 1 than you would think of tempting nu angel of light to exchange heaven for tlio pit. To oll'er n brlbo Is villainy, but It Is n cry poor coin plimej t to the man to whom it it oli -cd. I linio not much faith lu tho-i pjoplo who go about bragging how much thoy could got if they would only sell out. Thoso women who complain that thoy aro very often In sulted need to understand that there Is some thing in thoircariiago to Invito insult. There uro men at Albany, and nt Hnri isburg, and nt Washington, who would m more bo ap proached by a bribo than a pirato boat with a fow cutlasses would daro to attack a British ninu-of-war with two banks of guns on each sido loaded to tho touch hole, Thoy aro in corruptible men, and they aro tho few man who are to savo tho city and save tho land. Meanwhile, my ndvlco U to all people to keep Ml of politics unlnss you nro Invuincrablo to this stylo of temptation. Indeed, If you nr naturally strong, you need religious buttress ing. Nothing but thocrucoof Qod can sus tain our public men nnd mako them what wo wMi, i. 1 wish that there might como fashioned revival of religion, thnt ' an old It might break out In congress nnd In tho legislature and bring many of tho lending Republicans nnd Democrats down on tho mix loin font of rcpentnnco. That dny will como, or something better, for tho Illblo declares that kings nnd queens Mini) becomo nursing fnthers and mothers to tho church, nnd If tho greater In authority, thon certainly tho less. llltlllKUV HKOINR AT HOME. My charge nlto to parents is, remcmticr that tills ovll of bribery often begin In tho homo clrelo nnd in tho nursery. Do not brllio your children. Tench them to do that which is right, nnd not hocnuso of tho ten cents or tho ornngo you w 111 glvo them. There Is a great illirerenco between rownrdlng virtue and making tho profits thereof the luiellliig motive, Tlint man w ho Is honest merely be cause "honesty Is tlio lest jwlloy," Is nlrendy n moral bankrupt. My charge Is to you, lu nil departments of llfo steer clear of briliery, nil of you. Every man nud woman nt some t lino will ho tempted to do wrong for comciintlnii. Tho brlbo may not lw offered lu inonoy. It mny Ih ottered In social position. Let us remember that there Is u day coming w hen tlm most secret transaction of prlvnto llfo nud of pub Uo life will como up for public reprehension. We eanuot bribe death, we cnntiot brlbo sick ness, wo cannot brllw tho grave, wo cannot brlbo tho judgments of that Owl who thun ders ngaiust tills sin. "FloP'sald Cardinal Ilenufort, "flol enn't death bo hired! Is monoy nothing! must I dlo so rich I if tho owning of tlio wliolo realm would savo mo, I could get It by policy or by iiurchnso by money." No, denth would not bo hi ml then, he will not be hired now. Men of the world often regret thnt thoy havo to leavo their monoy hero when they go nwny fi om tho world. You can tell from wlint thoy say lu their last hours thnt ono of their chief sorrows is thnt thoy hnvo to lenvo their money. I break thnt iloliisiou. I tell thnt brlbo taker that ho w 111 tuko his monoy with him. God will wrap It up lu your shroud, or put It In the plnlm of your hand lu resur lection, nnd there It will lie, not tho cool, bright, shining gold ns It wns on the dny when you sold your voto nnd your moral principle, but there it will lie, n hot motal, burning nnd con-mining your hand for ever. Or, if there lo enough of it for n chain, then it will fall from the wrist clanking tlio fetters of nn eternal captivity. Tho brllw Isnn overlnstltig xssoks1oii. You tnko It for tlmo, you tnko it for eternity. Somo day in tlio next world, when you nro longing for sym pathy, you will feel on your check n kiss. Looking up you will find It to lie Judas, w lip took thirty pieces of silver as u bribe nnd flu lihed tho bargain by putting nn Infamous kiss on tho pure chock of his divine Master. Another wrong use of inonoy Is seen In tho abuse of trust fuuds. Everyman during tho course of his life, on n larger or smaller scalo. has tbo projicrty of others committed to his keeping. Ho Is so far a safety deposit, ho Is nn administrator, and holds in his hand tho luterest of tho family of n deceased friend. Or, ho Is nn nttornoy, nnd through Ills cus tody goes tho payment from debtor to cred itor, or ho is tho collector for a business houso which compensates him for tho responsibility; or ho is n treasurer for a charitablo Institu tion nnd ho holds nlms contributed for tlio raftering; or ho is nn olllcial of tho city, or the state or the nation, nnd taxes, nnd subsi dies, nnd salaries, and supplies are in his keep ing. It is ns solemn n trust ns God enn mako It. It is concentred nnd multiplied confi dences. On thnt mnu depends tho support of a bereft household, or tho morals of depend ents, or tho right movement of a thousand wheels of social mechanism. A man mny do what ho will with his own, but ho who abuses trust funds, in thnt ono net, commits theft, falsehood, jwrjury, and becomes in nil tho Intensity of tho word, n miscreant. How many widows nnd orphans there nro with nothing between them nnd starvation but n sowing machine, or held up out of tho vortex of destruction simply by tho thread of a needle, red with their own hearts' blood, who n llttlo w Idle ngo had, by father anil husband, loft them n comjietenoy. What Is thomnttcrt Tho administrators or tho oxecutors hnvo sacrificed it running risks with it that thoy would not havo dared to encounter In their own privnto nflalrs. How often It is that u man will earn a liveli hood by tlio sweat of his bw, and then die, and within n fow months all tho estate goes into tho stock gambling rapldsof Wall street. How often it is thnt you havo known tho man to whom trust funds were committed taking them out of tho savings bnnk and front trust coni)nulcs, nud ndminlstrntors turning old homesteads Into hard cash and then putting the entire estate in tho vortex of speculation. Embezzlement is nu easy word to pronounce, but it has ten thousand ramifications of horror. AIIUBE OP TRUST FUNDS. There Is not u city Hint has not suffered from tho nbuso of trust funds. Whcro is tin court house, or tho city hall, or tho Jail, or tho jxistolllco, or tho hospital, that In tho building of It has not had a polltlenl job? Long lieforo the now court houso In New York city w us completed It cost over $12,000, 000, Flvo millions six hundred nnd slxty threo thousand dollars for furniture! For plastering nnd repairs, $2,1170,000. For plumbing and gas works, $1,231,817. For nwnlngs, Jil.WII. Tho bills for three months coming to tlio ulcollttlohumof $1:1,101,108.80, There was not nn honest brick, or stone, or lath, or nail, or foot of plumbing, or Inch of plastering, or Inkstand, or door knob in tho wliolo establishment. That bail example wns followed in many of tho cities which did not steal quite so much becauso there wns not so much to steal. There ought to lw closer Inspection nnd there ought to lw less opKrtunlty for embozilo inent. Lest u man shall take a flvo cent piece that does not belong to him, tho con iictor on tho cltv horse cur Must sound his boll at every payment, nnd wo nro very cau tious ubout small offenses, but give plenty of opportunity for sinners on a largo scale to escape. For u boy who steals a loaf of bread from n corner grocer, to keep his mother from starving to death n prison, but for do frnuders whouboud with half u million of dollars a rustle on tho Rhino, or, Halting until tho oifouso is forgotten, then u castlo on the Hudson. Auuthcr remark needs to lie iiuido, nnd that is that paoplo ought not to go into places, into business, or Into positions, where tlio temptation U mightier than their character .i thuo bo largo sums of money to bo bundled nnd tlioitinn Is not sure of his own Integiity vou have no rllit to run an unseaw oi thy craft in nn curoolydou. A man can tell by the sense of weakness or strength lu the pres ence of a bad opportunity, whether ho is in n safe place. How many parents make nu nw ful mistake w hen thoy put their boys in bunking houses mid stores nud shop nud factories and places of solemn trust, without once discus.-.-iug whether they can endure tlio temptation. You glo tho loy plent) of money, nnd luivo uouccouut of it, and make the wuvdowu hocomo very easy, nud you niav put upon him n pressure that ho cannot stand. There o men who go Into positions full of temulu tion, considering only tho ono fact that thoy am livraUvo positions. I say to tho young CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, MARCH 16, peoplo heio this morning, didhonesty will not pay In this world or tho world to como. An nbbot wnntcd to buy a pirco of ground mid tho owner would not tell it. but tha iwncr flnullv ronsmitod to let It to litni linLlt ho could rnlso ono crop, nnd tho nbbot sowed neorus, n crop of two hundred yearil And 1 tell you, joiing man, that tho dishonesties which you plant In your heart nnd llfo will iccm to lw very Insignificant, but thoy will grow up until thoy will overshadow you with horrible darkness, overshadow nil tlmo and nil ctuiuity It will not lie a crop for two hundred years, but n crop for everlasting ngo. I stnud this morning lioforo many who hnvo trust funds, itlsn compliment to you thnt you have lieen so Intrusted; but I chnrge you, In tho pivnenco of God nnd tho world, Ih careful, bo n direful of the property of oth ors as you are careful of your own. Alwvo nil, keep your own prlvnto account nt tho txiuk separate from your nccount ns trustee of nn estnte, or trustee of nu Institution. That is the olutnt which thousands of people mnko shipwreck. They got tho projicrty of others mixed up with their own property, they put it Into Investment and nwny It all f;oesand they cannot return thnt which they torrowed. Then comes the explosion nnd tlio money mm ket Is shaken nud tho press de nounces nud the church thunders expulsion. You hnvo no right to use tho projicrty of others except for their advantage, nor with sut consent, unless thoy nro minors. If with lliclr coiiMMityou Invest their pi ojiortyns well iLsyoucniinnilltisullloxtynunreiiottoblnmo; you did tho Ixwt you could; butdo not come into the delusion which has ruined so many men, of thinking becnuson thing Is In their possession, therefore It Is theirs. You hnvo n solemn trust that Clod has given you. In this vast iiHM'inhliigo there may lw somo who hnvo misappropriated trust funds. Cut them back, or, If you havo so hoclcssly Involved them thnt you cannot put them back, confess the wliolo thing to those whom you hnvo wronged, nnd you wlil sleep bolter nights, and you will hnvo tho butter chance for your soul. What a sad thing It would be, if nftcr you nro dead your ndmlnistrntor should llnd out front tlio nccount books, or from tho lack of vouchers, thnt you were not only bankrupt In estate, but that you lost your soul. If nil the trust funds that havo been misappropriated should suddenly lly to their owners, nud nil tho property that lias lieen purloined should suddenly go back to Its owners, It would crush Into ruin every city In America. DISHONESTY IS UNritOKITAIlI.E. A blustei Ing young man arrived nt n hotel in the west, nnd ho sawn man on the side walk, nnd In a rough way, as uo mnu liasn right to address n Inborcr, said to him, "Carry this trunk upstnlrs." Tlio man car ried tho trunk tiistnirs nnd ennio down, and then tho young mnu gave him n quarter of a dollar which was marked, and lnstcnd of being twonty-flvo cents It wns worth only twenty cents. Then tho young man gnui his card to the laborer, and saldi "You tnko this up to Governor Grimes; I wnnt to see him." "Ah," said tho lalwrcr, "I am Gov ernor Grlmcsl" "Oh," said tho young man, "you I excuse mo!" Then the governor said: "I wns much Impressed by tho letter you wroto mo askbig for a certain ofllcoln my gift, und I had mado up my mind you should hnvo It; but n, young mnu who will cheat n laborer out of llvo cents would swindle the government of tho stato, If ho got his hands on It. I don't want you. Good morning, sir." It nover pays. Neither In this world nor in tho world to come will it pay. I do not supjioso there over was n liivter specimen of honesty thnij wns found lu tho Duko of Wellington. He marched with his nrmyover tho French frontier, nnd tho nrmy wns suffering, nnd ho hardly know how to got nlong. Plenty of plunder all about, but ho commanded none of tho plunder to be taken. Ho writes homo thoso remarkable words: "Wo nro overwhelmed with debts, aud I can scarcely stir out of my house on nccount of public creditors, waiting to de mand what Is duo to them." Yet ut that very tlmo tho French jieasnntry were bring ing their valuables to him to keep. A colo brnted writer snysof tho transactions "Noth ing can lie grander or more nobly original than tills admission. This old soldier, nftcr thirty years' service, this Iron man nnd vic torious general, established In an enemy's coun try at tho head of nn Immense nrmy, is afraid of ids credltorsl This is n kind of fear that has seldom troubled conquerors und Invaders, nud I doubt If tho annals of war present any thing conquirablo to 1U sublime simplicity." Oh I Is it not high tlmo thnt wo reached the morals of tho Gosjiel, right besldo the faith of tho Qospelf Mr. Froudo, tho celebrated Eng lish historian, has written of his own country theso remnrkablo wordst "From tho great houso in the city of London to tho vlllngo grocer, tho commercial llfo of England has been saturated with fraud. So deep hn It gone that n 6trlctly houest tradesman can hardly hold his ground against coiiictltlon. You can uo longer trust thnt nuy in tlclo you buy Is the thing w hich It protends to lie. Wo havo f also weights, f also measures, cheating und shoddy every w hei o. And yet tho clergy hnvo seen nil this grow up In ubsoluto Indif ference. Many hundreds of sermons havo I heard In England, many n dissertation on tho mysteries of tlio faith, on tho divlno mis sion of tlio clergy, on bishops and Justifica tion, nud tho theory of good works mid verlml Inspiration, und the cllicacy of tho sacraments; but, during nil these thli ty won derful years, never one thnt I can recollect on common honesty." Now, that muy lie an oxnggernted state ment of things In England, but 1 am very certain that in nil parts of tlio earth wo need to preach tlie moralities of tho Gospel right nlong besldo tho faith of tho Gosjiel. My hearer! What nro you doing w itli that fraudulent document in your socket My other heurerl How are you getting nlong with that w Ickoil scheme you have now on foot? Is that n "pool ticket" you hnvo In your jiockct? Why, O young man, were you last night practicing lu eopjlng jour em ployer's signature! Where were jou Inst night) Aro your habits as good ns when you left your futlier'a housol You had u Christian uncestry, jK-rhaps, and you have had too many prayers spent on you to go overboard. NO EXCUSE roil DOINO WUO.NO. Dr. Livingstone, tho famous explorer, wns descended fi om tlio Highlanders, nud he said that one of his ancestors, ono of tho High lands, ono day called his family around him. Tho Highlander was dying; hu had his chil dren around his death bed. Ho said; "Now, inylaiU, I hnvo looked all through our history ns fur back ns I can llnd it, nud I havo never found a dishonest man in nil the line, nud 1 want jou to understand jou inherit good blood. You ha o no excuse for doing wrong, my lads, bo honest." All, my friends, bo honest lioforo God, be honest bvfum your fellow men, lie honest be fore your soul. If there lie those hero who have wnudoied away, como back, como homo, como now, ono anil nil, not ono exception in all tho nvsomblago, como into the kingdom of God. Como back on tho right Hack. Tin door ni mercy is oien und tho lntliilto henrt cfGolis full of lompasslon. Como homo! Como home I Oh, I would lie well satlslled if I could sae some young man this morning, some young mnu that has been going astray nud would liko to got back. I am glad soiuu one has set to muslo that seen In August of IbSI, when a young girl sa veil from death u whole rail train of pas. kviRor. Homo of you remember thnt out fit, In thnt year on n stormy night, a liurrl :nno blow down part of n railroad brldgo. A Ireight tri.ln rnmo nlong nnd It crashed Into tho ruin nnd tlm engineer and conductor per IshoiL There wnsn girl llvliig In her father's :nbln near tho disaster, and alio heard tho :rash of tho freight train, nnd sho know thnt In a fow moments nn express train wns duo. Slio lighted n lantern nud clnmtiored upon tho ono Uvun of tho wrecked brldgo on to tho main bridge, which wns trestle wntk, nud itarted to cross nuild tlio thunder nnd tho lightning of the temiest nud tho raging of tho torrent bencnth. Gun misstep nud It would hnvo lieen denth. Amid nil that horror tho lauteru went out. Crawling sometimes, and sometime wulklng over the slippery mils aud over tint trestle work, she rnmo to the other side of the river. She wnutotl to get to the telegraph stntloti where tho express tialn did not stop, so that the danger might bo tel egraphed to the station where tho train did top. Tho tiuln wns duo In llvo minutes. She wns one tulle olT from the telegraph station, but, fortunately, tho train wns Into. With Silt nud bruised feet sho Mow liko tho wind. Coming up to tho telegraph station, panting with almost deathly exhaustion, sho had only strength to shout, "The bridge Is down I" when she dropped unconscious and could hnnlly lie resuscitated. Tho moMsago wns sent from that station to tlio next station nud the train hnltisl, and thnt night thnt bravo glri;savisl tho lives of hundreds of wis.oiigen, and saved ninny homos from desolation. Hut every street Is it track, nud every stylo of business Is a track, nnd every day l n track, and every night Is n track, nud multi tudes iinilcr the powvrnf temptation como sweeping on nud sweeping down townrd ierlls raging and tcrrilla. God help us to go out and stop the train. Iot us threw somo sig nal. Lot us glvo some warning, lly tlio throtio of God let us Hash somo lulllience to stop the downwind progress. Howutel Ho ware I Tha bildgo Is down, tho chasm Is deep mid the lightnings of God sut nil the night of slu on lire with tills wnriiingt "Ho, Unit being often reproved, hurilcnoth his neck, sliaU suddenly lie destroyed, ami that without remedy." In nu I'bk Shell. "When you IkiII eggs, don't boll them." So says Dr. rohluinn, tlio HulTulo chemist. In a recent lecture ho said, to bo digestible, eggs shouldn't reach n higher touieruturo thnu KXJdegs., but they should lw placed in water from i 10 to 180 dogs., nud allowed to cook on tho back of the stove. Then the various methods of cooking incuts were taken up nud explanations given for putting soup meat Into cold water, putting roasts Into n hot oven, nnd broiling steuk directly over n hot lire, which nro now commonly accepted ns tho proper method of preparing tlio ditti-rcnt meats. Dr. I'olilmnii said the object of preparing food was not to preserve tlio nutriment so much ns it wns to prepare it fur easy diges tion. "A K)und of hard wood contains pre cisely ns much nutriment us a pound of Hour, but I would rattier lie excused from eating It." said he, A word was said against mothers who tor ture infants by their contltninl cry of "eat slowly," "chew It lino." Tho lecturer said ho believed lu tlio natural processes of mastica tion, and that when n child felt like swallow ing Ids food lu chunks ho ought to bo allowed to do so. "This luimperlug to old Ideas, tho fallacy of which hits long lieen show n, Is non sense," mid the doctor. "When wo think thnt tho stomach is tho only organ lu tho body over which man has control, mid when we think that tho stomach, ulno cases nut of ten, is tho root of nil tho modern disenses, it doesn't sp;nk very high for tho Intelligence of man. Glvo jicoplo chunks If they want chunks, salt If they want unit, vlnegur If thoy want vluegnr, tlioy won't wnnt what thoy don't need." Dr. I'ohlman said that n llfo long exicrienco with bonrding houso cooks had led him to Infer thnt those Individuals know little nlmut the chemistry of cooking. Now York Stur. The Crown I'lnto of Knclaiul. Victoria's celebrated Sovrcs dessert service Is kept in tho green drawing room at Windsor castle, Mr. Ooodo, of South Audloy street, who Is it most eminent expert in such mat ters, Informs mo, says Tho Ioiulon Truth, that no fower than twenty-eight pieces of tl.o scrvlco were lost (or stolen) during the reign of Georgo IV, when It wns in daily uso ut Carlton house for his majes ty's prlvnto table. Mr Ooode, during tho Inst fifteen years, lias managed to buy back nineteen of theso pieces, which nro Identical in every resjioct witli those In the cabinets In tho green draw ing room. Mr. Goodo values the service (which lickings to tho crown I. o., It Is not tho prlvnto property of the queen) nt fully JtlOO.OOO, and one piece ulono (the famous punch bowl), was valued a fow years ago by a well known nuctlonoer at 10,000; while Mr. Goodo himself vuinly of fered Jt.100 to tho present owner of one of tho missing plates. Tho Into Ixird Dudley's superb vase, which wns liought by Mr. (Joodo nt tho snlo of his china, originally U'longod to this service, and had probably been removed from Windsor qastlo nt the time of the confusion which pre vailed thei e during the last mouths of tho life of Georgo IV, when, ns ono of tho pages told Mr. Charles Grevillo, "loaded wagons were sent nwny nearly uvery night." I understand that Mr. Goodo ottered tlio pieces w hlch he had reeovcied to tlio queen, lu order thnt tlio Windsor servicu might Incompleted, but pie stimnbly her mnjosty did not care to oxjK'iid 10,000 in making n present of china to the ciown. llorsi's mid i:irrtrlo Cum. All Interesting x)lnt lu connection with tho first running of eleetrlccnrs on tlio Fourth nvenuo lino wns the ettect that the apH.ur nnco of tlio cars hail on horses. A New York horse is accustomed to sights nnd sounds that would turn a country horse's maim and tail "white in a single night," but uvun tho sii perlor iuetioKilitnn least has uo lovu for en tlrely new and unexplained phenomena. It was noticed, however, Hint horsos attached to ordinary cm ts nud carriages, w Idle they took n deep interest in electric cars, showed a little fear of them, but horses attached to other street cars, when thoy llrst saw the now machines heenmu almost immiiuageuble from ten or. No satisfactory reason could lw given for this stuto of things, oieclall a streetcar horses have generally been noted more for stiict sobriety nnd uttontion In duty than for nuy undue Intel est inoutid iiiatters. The only plausible explutiution that lias been ottered Is that those horses mu) re gard tlio electi ic cars as "scabs," mid see lu them u danger of the loss of their occiimtiou Now Yoi k Ti Ibtiiio. Iti'liitUn l!u of I.uii;iiiige, Professor Klrchhoir.of Halle, a well known philologist, him Ihvii t'udyliig the relative use of languages, w itli some Interesting results Ho llnds that the lauuage that has boui most spoken on tlie globe for tho last tlio j sand j ears Is the Chinese, which U xikcu I v nt least 400,000,000 piiiplo. Next eonlc the Hindustani, which is the langunge of over 100,000,000. Then ho places tho English next, with about I00,())0,000, though this is oM deutly a mUtnko, us the leal number f far In excess of third. Russian follows t. Itli Tt, 000,000, then German, with S7.000.000, nnd Spanish, with 1 7,000,000. San Frniiciseo Chronicle. 1889. REMOVAL ! We are now " AT HOME " in 'our new quarters and will be pleased to welcome all our friends and patrons, as well as the general public, in the new stoie. Estimates furnished on all work. CALL ALL SEE US. F. A. KORSMEYER S CO. K13-3I6 S. Ilth St. Telephone 630. Mow Woods Block. 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