CAPITAL CITY t'OURIKR, SATURDAY, MARCH o. 1889. XV '" " li -OU!) il "9 u HPRECbbiiNTED ATTRACTION Over a Million Distributed. ift H H Louisiana State Lottery Com)'y Incorporated by tho t.eKllatiiro In 1W fo Kdilonllonnl Mini I imrltnlito purposes, nnd li friiiiclilsoimiilon part or tlto present slat' constitution In lHTll by nn overwkoIliiliiK 11 ulur volo Its Mammoth Drawings take plac. Sctnl - Annually ( June and Decern bcr), anil Its Grand Single Number Draw lugs take place In each of the other tei months of the year, and are all drawn In public, at the Academy of Music, New Orleans, La. FAMED FOR TWENTY YEARS. For Integrity of Its Drawings and Prompt "Payment of Prizes. Attested ns Knllowss "Wo ili) licreliv rortlfy Unit wo supervise tlio nrrnusoiiiimts for nil the M iiillily iin Homl-Aiiniml lriiwln8 or Tlio l,oulslnir Statu lottery 'nnipniiy, mill In person until ARO nml control tlio UrnwIiiKs tliemolvo nml tlmi tliuwimn nro conducted with lion est v, fairness, and In nond fnltlt toward in laf ties, ami wo iiiitliorlo Uio Company lo us. tilts certificate, with mc-slinlllos of our Mann uros iitia 1 I. In in 1 ivorllsoui.Mits." f4. r Commissioners. A'p, tho iiiulorKlKiii'il thinks nml llankoi k pay nil prizes ilrnwn In tin- l-oiilsliiti Htuo lotteries, which limy bo presented tit our counters. . ., . ,,., It. M WAI.MSI.KY. I'ros't Lnulsntm Nut ll's I'IKIIHK t.AN'AUX, l'ros.-tuto NhIIoiiiiI '' A. I1AMWIN, 1'riM. Now Orli'iinx Null limit--OAIUjKOIIK, Pre. Union Niitluiiiil Han GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING At tho AcvUmy of Mittc, Nw Ortenni, Tuoiday.M.roh la, 18B9. Capital Prize, $300,000 100,000 Tickets itUi); Halves t0; Omirler tV. Tenth tl', T wontlntlii f 1 J I.IHTIIK I'ltl.rM. fixM'itr.nsoK aniiro jwiw " Al'l'IIOXIM TION l'ltl.r.S. 100 Prizes nr t'i nro M,ni :aiiiirn ikmp IPO ilo. Bnonre 100 ilo. an) nro iio.im Mli THU MIX A I, imiizks. IXrl do. It)) nro .ffM" ilo. 100 aro .Vt.n fl.ni I'rl.s, iimiuntlitK to iI.DjI.Sii Noris-Tlcket drnwlnc Cnpltul 1'rlzcs a' uotcntltloil to Terminal l'rl.o. IW KorClub ltittesor nny other desire; Information, wrlto loulbly to tlio iinilorsltfiioil clearly stutlmr your resldimee, with Htnte, County, Mtrcot and Number. Mnr- rapid n -turn tniill delivery will bo assured by your on -closing an Hnvelopo heart in; your full ml Hontl I'OSTAIi NOTK.-s Kxpross Monoy Or dors, or Now Yorlt Kielianuo In ordinary lot tor. Homl currency by Impress (at onr ex pense) uddrooil M. A. DVIJIMIIN, Now Orleans, I.ii. Or M. A. DVIJIMIIN. Wiixlilnsiton, l. C. Address Registered Lsltors to NEW OltliKANH NATIONAL HANK. Now Orleans, I, a UKMKMllKIt thnt tho pnymout of tin Trlps Is cunrauteod by Kour Nnllonnl Hunk of Now Orlcnns. nml Uio tlcketsaro hIiioiI b tho I'rosldontornn Institution, whoso obar toro'l rlhts nro ri'coifiil.od In tho liluhcs courts; UiPniforo, bowaro of nil Imitations oi anonymous soliomes. ONH DOIil.AU Is Uio prion of Urn smnllos' part or fraction or n ticket ISSltKi) HY P In uuv ilrnwlii','. Anything In our mmo of forcil for loss than u Dollar Is n swlmlh' HACENOW&ASCHMANN, Philharmonic Orchestra AND MILITARY BAND, Ofllccjlooins 139 and 140 Hurr Utock. Telephone 133. J. II. W. HAWKINS, ARCHITECT AND SUPERINTENDENT, IlulUIIiiRS complt'teil or In course of erection Iroin April 1, 18b0: rtusliess block, O R nntttotiriry, llth ami N. do do Ii V IlllllnirHley, llth near N. Restaurant (Odells) O K .llontgoiner'. N near -tltlu llesldence, J J ImliotT, J nml lith. ilo J I) MncfarlMitl. Q nml t (tit. do John KchronK, I) nml llth do AllH'rt Wutklns. 1 bet (HI. and 10th. do Win M Ixjoiiaiil. K lxt 0th mid 10th. do Kit nutlirlo, '.Ttli and N. do J IC Iteisl, M I), F lx'l lUth and 17th do I. (J M llalduin. (1 Ih1 18th and 18th. hi..ilUirlMm biillilliifr at Mllfonl. Neb, Flrrt IlaptUt eliiircu, 1 1tli and K streets, ortuary o 1 L'l unl nejlrn (tomb at Wyiika sienicterj". Ofllce Rooms 33 nml 34 Rloliards Hloolc DR. A. NOWICKI, Natural Mineral Water Care Institute, 1136 O STREET. Mineral Wator Imported from Kurono. All chronic illNoiifios cured In six weeks. Kcmnlo complaints nml I.Ivor, Kidney mid I'.yo ills eases treated, Olllco hours: U to I'i a. in, nml 2 to i , III. Bit )e Inc-Mnrlilnr t tact lltbllthl I I30 inil In All m, byfl rpuclBff our intcninti. (oodt wbr Hit ptviil nn m mm, wewiiittna ireisiopn Errten In ttch loc.llr.tb trry fll fHlnf-marbln mJ In world. with til tbf tiutbmtnlt cs Wo will lw Mod Trr o rompltio lino of our cotlljr ond vtluiblf irt uraplct. Inrrtumwottk ibityou bow what w truil, to Itioae who mix rail at your iioma.aDU allar H'T')lyV ' ntoumtail intu oacomt yuur own tirorwrtr. Ihla orand loaclitnt la vnjt mada ahar tha hliifier aitnta. Allien bavo run out 1 1 mra iairaia 1 run out II lulil (ur mi:l, w lib tha I ttlarhmtnl.. and w aalla tur "M.til, llaal, alrong rat, moat u.a Ail marblna In tba world. All la rraa. No catillal raoulrad. I'IaId. krlaf Inatructlona anran. TKoaa who wrlia to ua at onca can aura fVt-a tha bail aawlutmachlna In tho world, and tha flni.t llnaofwoi ka of blah arlavar ahown logathtr In Ainirlca. "l'UUr!VI,'U.,llK 740, Au.tutu, M-luc. 4mmz? 1 l'UI'KOl-'JVM.noiils tmm 1 IMtlZI-: f)K flin.'Ml H .. lini.tn i I'ltr.Hui'' ni.roxH ft',!! i imu.h ok .) i a..; IMllKOP 10,i) nro -.i,o n I'HI.I-M OK fifKHiiro !i).00 2.J IMU.K.rt OK l.omnrn '-!,'' Kfl I'HI.KSOK OKI lire r.0 ...nil n uiy.4 iii.- FKAfRE mrm k mi" 1 UILL MYt ON THE ROAD. i A tVw Keiiinrks mi thn I'rriiHnrltlp of Porters. I curry with mo, this year, n wnall, Mirrol tS. welRhln n llttlo over twenty ouncoa. It contains n Might bottlo of horso meilleliio nml a ixiwdcr rag. Sometimes It nlso con tains n costly rolo do milt, when I do not forget and lenvo mild rolio In tlioidocpliij; car or hotel. 1 am not overdrawing this matter, however, when I my honestly that tlio Mirlll cry of llro at night In most nny hotel In tho United Btntes now would bring to tho llro OM.'nK from ono to six employes of unld hotel, wearing tliiwo costly vestments with my brlof but luicrislinbto immo engraved on tho bosom. This llttlo traveling hag, ilhich Is not big ger than n linn's hand, Is rudely pulled out of my grasp as 1 outer tlio Inn, nml It bnscost mo ('.". to get it hack again from tho porter, libidos, I liuvo paid $S.:i,i for now handles tc , replai'o thoso that had boon torn olT in a frnntlo RCtilllo between tho porter and inysolf Um;o wlileh would getaway with It i yestenhiy I was talking with n ivforineil Icettnvr nlKiut this iecullnr!ty of tho isirtors. Ho said IkmisI to leeturu n great deal at moderate prleos througliout tho ronutrv, nml after ten joani of isiruost toll ho was oiiahleil to retire with a rich oxerlouco mid $t) In money, lie lectured on phrenology nt.d took his meals with tho elinirmau of tlio looturo coimnltteo. In Ouray, Colo., the baggageman ollowod Ills trunk to fall from n great height mill the lid was kuockod oil' nml the bust wlileh tho profpusor used In his lecture was busted. Ilo thoivforo had to borrow a bald headed man to net us bust for lihn In tho i evening After the close of tho lecture the profior round that tlio bust had stolen tho gixHH receipts from' his coat tall pocket while ho was lecturing Tim only Improbable feat tire uliout this Mtory Uthuimpllcntinu thnt n bald headed mini would commit n erlmo. Gut htill ho did not lieeomo soured. Ilo l prosseil on mid locturod to tho gentlo Janitors of tho land In piercing tones. Ilo w.isalwnjn kind to every ono, even when ieopla crltlelseil hU lecturo nml went away liefora lie got through. Ho forgave them nml paid Ills bills just the pmirj no ho did when (H'oplo liknl him. Once n uowxpaprr man who had ilono him n great wrong and sild that "tho lecturo wus decayed ami that tho profehsor would ondear himself to every ono If ho would somo night at his hotel, instead of blowing out tlio gas and turning oil" his brains as ho usually did, Just turn oil" tho gas and blow out his brains." Hut tho professor did not go to his ofileo mid blow holes In his viscera. Ilo bkjIco kindly to him always ami onco when tlio two met in a barber shop, ami it was doubtful which was "noxt," ns they enmo in from opposite ends of tho room, tho professor gently yielded the chair to tlio man who had dono him tho great wrong, nml whllo tho barber was shaving htm cloven tons of ceil ing peeled oil" mid fell on tho editor who had peon so cruel and so rude, mid when thoy gathered up tho debris a day or two after wards It was almost lmossillo to tell which was celling and wlileh wius remains. So itis always best to deal gently with tho erring, especially If you think it will bo fatal to them. Hill Nyo In Now York World. , Tun llerolo Souls. '' '"'A wm r i '' rl r, J. n QTP" i - --i "Dear (leorgo, 1 deem It only Just to toll you that l am not tho rich girl tho world thinks mo. My father's incomo Is smaller than it hnsbecu, and my own prlvnto fortune, from my lossut on tho turf, yields leas than thirty thousand n year." "Lulu, dear, do you think me a forttmo hunter that filthy lucre tullucnccs my lovo for you! Neverl I lovo you nil tho moro for your poverty." Life. A Precious Air Cushion. Wo were spending tho summer of '77 among tho White mountains. Prominent nmong tho guests nt our hotel wns old Mrs. R , of liostou, ulwnys prating of her bluo blood and old connections, or wearying every ono by nppcnls to como and assist her in look ing for various missing articles which through great carelessness she was invariably mislaying. Judge of our dismay when 0110 morning tho old lady seated herself In n largo moun tain wagon that wo had engaged to tuko us 011 a long day's excursion to Randolph Hill. In vain did wo picture to her tho fatigues of the drive and discomforts kho would meet with gosho would; and from tlio moment wo left tho hotel door her fussing began. "Tako caro of my eyo glasses, my dear, they belonged to my great grandmother;" and "May I ask you, my dear, to assist mo In dis entangling tho fringes of my shawl; being loft me by n distinguished ancestor, I prize It highly," etc. Finally on our arrival nt Randolph ono of tho gentlemen stepped forwnrd to assist tho old lady to dismount, when wo wero con vulsed by tlio following! "Tnko care, mydenr sir, my nlr cushion; oh, tnko enro; what would lieeomo of me should tho nlr escapel" "I do nssuro you, nindnme," said he, "that I am handling it with great care, but do not distress yourself nbout It, for bhould it be come necessary it will glvo uio great pleasure to Inflate It for you." "Yes, ye8,"snld tho old lady; "but It would not bo tho same thing at all, for at present it contains tho breath of n dear friend I" Phil adelphia Press. A MWsetl Opportunity. "There's ono placo ivhcro you haven't looked for burglars, Maria," said Mr, Qood sleeper, lazily watching hU wife as she got down 011 tho floor, mid, shutting ono eyo, tried to look Into tho two inch spneo under tho boil for n burly robler. "Whoro!" sho exclaimed nervously, "In tho Dlblo, Maria; In tho Dlblo." It didn't seem to Impress her very much and ho grow heavy hearted long hours uftei-wnrd, when ho remembered that ho had intended to buy dictionary. Durdctto In Brooklyn ftiglo. A Popular 1'b.y. Wife John, I wish you would get tickets for tho now play, "Holo In tha Air." Husband Docs tho play possess nny liter ary morltl Wlfo Tho impors say not. Husband I'll gut tlckota for It to-morrow, -Ejxxli. ., , rsto jsr"feN TTj sP l TTTfi C-Vi lT S r - ' - iiiv M-.m'lul. Tliey wcroon their way homo from tho theatre. "Wo had ii very Interesting discussion last night at tho deh.it lug club," remarked Ooorgo. "The subject was 'What shall wo do with our raw material "' "I know very llttlo nlwut matters of that until iv, George," returned tho girl timidly, "but I think homo of our raw material should bo dlMil of on tho half sholL" Ujioclk IVIInn Amenities. (iU! V?SlSB? ' VT MKTE L rT4 rsrQyrtirtf Jrt sJiVSTk " Atli ' .'" M, -Z t.1 '.r ' "I wtsli oii hmln't asked Oapt Wareham, Llz7lo Hnrriil maul I can't lioar hhnl" "Dear me, t'harlotto -Im't tho world lilg enough for you Ixithr "Yen, but your llttlo dining room Isn't!" Sllli Walling. Tho hands of tho clock 011 tho mantel pointed to 11. Tho bleak wind whistled mid moaned without, nml u groan Hint sounded like mi who of tlio sad voices of the night burst from tho llis of tlio gloomy young man who sat before the llrciilncunutl looked at tho dying cuiliers. Domir wns written on his brow and expressed hi every llnoof hlsdrnor ing, ucrveloM frama "My llfo has been 11 fadurol" ho exclahneil, bitterly. Why should I seek to prolong It!" Tho light of a sudden resolution llauied from his eyex mid the muscles of his mobile countcuuiicohccmcd to harden Into stout). Be.ntlug himself fit 11 tnhlo ho wrote rapidly, ns follows! "Sir It Is not necessary for mo to wnsto nny tlmo In preliminaries. I will como to tho point lit onco. I know w ho you are. I write for tho purjiosoof confessing to you thnt 1 nm n desK'i'ate but unconvicted scoundrel. I have committed every crimo known to tho calendar of crimes, Including horso stealing, burglary, kidnaping, Incendiarism, dyuamlto throwing, forgery, wlfo whipping, counter feiting, embezzlement, murder, ierjiiry, train robbing and scuttling steamships. When you receive this I shall bo waiting for you witli mi iron poker to defend myself with mid nothing else, so help mo heaven I Dare you bring twenty of your bravest men mid nrrest 1110? If not I pronounce you a white live-red cur mid pusillanimous coward mid sneak I" Ilo signed this with his full tinmo mid nil dress, Inclosed It in nn envelope, nml di rected it, "It will savomofrom committing tho crimo of self destruction," liosnld with ugrimsmllo. This took placo six weeks ngo. Tho young man is still waiting. Ho had mudo tho mis take of sending the letter to the chief of n gang of White Caps. Chicago Trihuno. I'orco of Habit. During tho Centennial exposition at tho head of 0110 of tho departments there was n German of the immo of Swnrtz. La to In May, when It had bccomoqulto warm and all of tho other ofllces had their doors mid win dows open, ho would Insist on having Ids closed, and every tlmo any one opened n door ho would turn up the collar of his light over coat mid say "shut tho toor, there vusu traft." One morning n clerk named Bhultz enmo in nnd snld, "Swartz, lastnoctl had von bad tream of you." "Veil, vat vim It!" "I trenmpt you vas tcad." "Veil!" "Veil, 1 treatnpt vo nil lofeil you so veil dnt vo koukludcd to hnf you cremated so vo could each haf iart of your ashes. Vo took your pody to Vashhigtou, Pa. Vo put you in tho retort, In two hours somebody suggested you vas dono. 1 opened n low cr door to soo If you vas and immediately I heard n voice say, Bunt tlio tour, thero vas n traft". Philadel phia Press. Warned In Time. "What do you feed your white rabbit, Tommy P Inquired Mr. Mldus, who had called to talk jiolitlcs with Tommy's fattier. "Tho stubs of pupa's cigars," was tlio reply. "Why, doesn't tobacco mako tho rabbit sick!" "Who said anything about tobacco! I guess you never smoked 30 of pnpa'sclgurs." Just then Tommy's father appeared, "Havo n cigar, Ulldus," ho said, cordially, "I never keep nny but tho best and you cun depend on theso." "Thnnk you," said lllldus, feebly, "but I promised my doctor this morning to stop smoking, I'm threatened with paralysis, you know." Chicago News." Postponed on Account of tlio Wo.ttber. Tho convention of railway managers who had assembled to decldo upon somo now and safe method of hcntlug railway cars had been in i-esslon llftecn minutes. ''Gentlemen," said tho chairman, rapping vigorously on tho desk, "It has been moved and seconded thut on nccount of tho unex pected cold simp nnd tho dllllculty of warm ing this room, ns well ns tho lateness of tho season, wo now adjourn until tho third Tues day of ucxt July. Aro you ready for the question!" Put nnd carried unanimously. Chicago Tribune. Getting Even, "Why nro you sjiovellng thnt snow on to tho clean fcldowulk!" "Faith, sor, ol conthrnctod wld th' womln in th' house for tor clanooir th' sidewalk for tin chits, nn' IxsJad, whlu nl lluUlitsl sho wouldn't pay moj nn' U'gorra, back goes her ulothyu,-v"-Life. "VZr-3. irana-yjwii; i -- jiw.im-s s-fv r ft H Tt4i 44JJ T'llk fyj$jjE0 a-Mt tO ri3hniOTiarB'' QOi'Z AND END3, Tho deposits in tho French mvlugi Iwnk In 1888 Increased flwn UB.fiiVS.DTIl francs to IS", OIU.IKXI francs. Tho deivosltoni Incrcnseil fi-om r17,hMtof.t)l,rIO, A fellow In Chester, Pn hns found out why n dog sometimes turns iirouud tlni-o times Ikv foro tin lies down for n wioozo, Tho reason 1st A dog thinks that ono good turn deserve another In France no novel, however oputar tho author, l puhlhhisl nt n higher prlivthan Hoventy-llvo- cents, nnd It Is only when 11 Ixjok hns male 11 lilt thnt it Is brought out nt nn enhanced charge. IS'ot only should careless statements regard ing our iielgliliom Ikj Igiioreil, lint facts them solves, should often IrihuImIuihI hi tho interest of right thinking and fullness to our fellows. Arkansaw Traveler The Hessian government has granted n concession for n Krlinl of olghty-ono years to u company wlileh pi-osisert to Join the lllnck son mid the Sen of Awif. The company liusn capital or in ill) I7,(KH,(HX). Mr. Ueorgti Ilaueroft no longer npHnm In society. As ho w roto in a pathetic llttlo nolo ton lady who had scut 1 1 1 111 an Invltatloui "I eannot como because 1 carry iim)ii 1110 the tho weight of elghty-ulno yeai-s." A subsorllior to n western mper nskst "How lung tines uudinpuUsI mssesslon of nn umbrella confer 11 rightful title to Its owner ship!" It Is a lino legal question which tlio jKissessor of sumo iiiih else's mnbrcllii will settle according to conscience. It wns onco snld of the French artist Calm nel, rerently docomted, that "If thn model of a perfeet gentleman wero lost to tho win Id It could be wholly restored from the orsonallty of Alexander C'abanel." lie was n man of very simple and charming manners mid his courtesy was unfailing. Literary men don't always: keep their gifts. Among the xnhiuictt presented by Mr. (Ilad Htoue to the llbrni) of the National Literal Is Cardinal Newman's book on universities In tho flyleaf li an Inscription hi the car dinal's neat re'iular hand "Froiu hlsnirco Uonalo.1 II. N." It lias hitherto been tho rule in Japan that nil persons visiting governmental oIIIclm must iillgut from their horses or vehicles nt the outer gate, uuli they were of certain rank. This relic of leinlal times has now been abol ished. Every Japanese is now nt lllierty to go where ho pleases 011 foot. At tho Bteblilus art sale thu most notable In New York city this season eighty pictures brought $irJ, in.1, nml the statuary $1,000 maklug n total or r?HX),ir.. "The Game I,ost," 11 picture of l.'ljtf by 10 Inches, by Moksonlor, brought tho highest price t'JO.JXX) mid Collis P. Huntington was thu pur chaser. Tlio Albany capital has thus far cost $18, 000,000 Tho Capitol in Washington, which Sunset Cox In his hook pronounces tho finest building in tho world, has cost all told up to tho present tlmo SUl.OOO.OOO. Tho Palace of Justice, hi lltiissels, which Is much larger than either, cost 810,000,000. Who has not often noticed that romo of tho most crucial, telling, obstinate and tleter mined ohwrvntloirt nro made with 11 yawn, as tho heart of 11 letter Is sometimes deferred to tho ostscrlpt Always toko the moro careful note of what n M?ron says to you with a yawn. Great fields of nsphaltum havo boon dis covered in Utah and Wyoming territories. Ono Held near Vcrnlal, Utah, contains 700,000 tons of asphalt. This asphalt was formerly crude iistrolemn, which, escaping from na tural openings in tho ground, flowed Into thn plains where It now lies, and thero dried. Thero hn water wheel hi use at Bowdoln ham, Me., which Is probably the only ono of Its kind In existence It Is twenty-seven feet In diameter, with n foot of Its rim out of water nt high tldo; tho spokes nro wide nud sot diagonally, like tho vunes of a windmill. It turns 18 hours of thu day by tide power, running ono way with tho flow, tho other with tho ebb. With one foot fall of tho tldo this wheel gives about fifty horso jiower. IIiiiiiiiiiIU)'n Aenicen. Tho nverngo weight of malo adults Is 130 pounds; of women, nbout 110 iouuds. Tho nverngo height of Avierlenn lecrults is nbout A feet l inches. Tlio avi-rAo height of well built men Is ft feet 0 Inches; of women, ft feet I Inches. On. inch of helglit should add two rounds to weight. The speclflo gravity of tho body ranges from 0.0.10 to 1.030. Tho heart weighs L'liO grammes In women mid 330 grammes ( 1 0 ounces) In men; tho nverngo weight Is aij grammes. Tho erIod of Its maximum weight Is Itetivocn U) and fcO. Tho amount of blood In tho body is ono thirteenth tho weight of tho liody, or 11 vo or six quarts, or cloven or twelvo pounds. A man dies when he has lost n fifth of Ids blood. Tlio heart with each contraction ejects six ounces of blood from each ventri cle, atn presniro In tho left ventricle of one fourth of nn atmosphere Tlio heart sends nil tho blood round tlio lody twice every min ute, or In nlwut thlrty-flvo contractions. A deadly iioisou Injected Into a vein kills In llftecn seconds, on tho nverngo; Injected under the skin, In four minutes. A cubic millimetre of blood contains ft,000,000 blood ccllsln men,l,ft00,000in womeu. TlicronroSOO red cells to every ono white blood cell. Tho rod cells havo an nverngo diameter of 1-3200 Inch, tho whltoccllsof 1-lUUOOinch. Thoso clllo gravity of tho blood Is 1.0.V5. Tho fre quency of tho pulse In tho now born Is 1.10; In lufuntsof 0110 year, 110; at two years, 05; nt seven to fourteen years, 85; in tho adult man, 72; woman, 80. Tho respirations nro ono-fourth as rapid as tho pulse Medical Record. Martin I.uthor. Martin Luther died on tho 17th of Febru ary, 1.110. Tho nnino of this Innugurntor of tho great religious revolution of tho Sixteenth century wns rendered even moro familiar to tho public by tie national cele bration with which tho -100th anniversary of his birth was signalized throughout Gonnany, Aside ft out tho ecclesiastical results of his career, Luther's translation of tlio liiblo, through Its universal currency among his countrymen, has had n powerful Influence In preserving tlio German languago from tho undue cll'ects of tho tendency to chango to which all languages aro subject. Ill this re spect tho Lutheran Hlblo has exerted as x tent nn Influence ns tho ICngllsh version of King Jnnuw has exerted in tho preservation of tlio vernacular sieeeh of Imglaud and tho United States. Philadelphia Times. I.lkti Kelt Ice, l.lkn luy. Hero Is a now story of Pnganiul. Ono tlmo In Paris ho jmnxsl into a cab and ordered the driver to make quick time to tho theatre, w here an liiiimtlent audience was waiting to hear him )erform tho famous prayer of Moise 011 one string of his violin. "What's tho furor" he Inquired. "For )iiii, klr,"saldthodrlver, "tenfrnncs." "You Jest," laughed tho great violinist, "Not so you charge us much for n place a t your conceit." Pnganiul was silent for a minute nnd then, with a complacent glance ut tho overreaching cabman, said, handing hlni a decent faro, "I'll iy you ten fruncs when you drive mo upon ono wheel." Detroit Froo Press. .iiver II il IL its) nl Any. "Ao thero nny pinnated grouse In this vl clnlt P Inquired the thin, scholarly looking ma-.i u 1th the elegant brooch loader on his shoulder "Never heorod of nny," said tho western Nebraska farmer, "nnd I'vollved h'yursovon teen year," And tho N01V Kugland professor who wni taking 11 vacation out west climbed wearily alKwinl tho train again for a point it hundred miles further wostword, tho locomotive scar ing up pralrlo chickens In clouds ns II moved swiftly along. Chicago Tribune. Urntltiidei tj f Jl TrilY mnatmm TV" r2pMHHIli "Why, Charles, wlnl's tho matter!" "Matlerl Why, I'vo Just met Unit young puppy .loin that I lent that live miind to, mid lin Nild he'd pull my iioso for mo If I botheivd him for It again I What do you think of that" "I think lio'll havo his hmidi full If ho doos, Charles." And now thero is n ctxilncm liet ween thorn. Judy. One or (Imernnr Hoard's Stories, Wiscousln's homely oxecntlvoenjoys n wldo reputation us 11 spinner of yarns, nud 110110 does ho tell with n keener relish than thoso nt his own uxiKiiisu Governor Hoard (xissesses In ii high degree tho Indescrlhnhlo "knack" of tolling stories. Tho governor tells n story, which, ns re lated by him, Is Intensely funny, of a Yan kee, W'ho had 11 ieedy team, which, ho claimed, had never lsxn passed but once. Ono day tin) Yankee overtook n fnncrnl pro cession which had been brought to it halt by tho giving out of ono of the horses which drow the hwirso. Tho Yankee volunteered tho iiso of his horses to tako tho placo of tho other team, nud in 11 few moments ho found himself on tho henrno driving slowly his speedy mihnnls. Just nt this Juncture n rival whom ho had frequently vanquished on the race track cninuspoeding by, evidently highly exultant nt onco getting his old ad versary at 11 disadvantage. Ilutmiii iinturo asserted Itself In the Yankee, however, and ho let his horses out. Then an exciting race was begun, wlileh only censed on tho part of tho Van las) when ho wns overtaken by 11 man who rode ill) at 11 furious rate on horseback nnd told him that "thero was n funeral pro cession half 11 mile back which wns willing to put In 11 llttlo tlmo In a lugubrious way If It only had n corjiso to head It." This was tho only time tho Yankee wns free to confess that ho hud over been (Kissed on tho road. Chi cago Herald. Took Away Tltclr Appetites. First Young Physician (at prlvnto ban quet) Ily tho way, Bqullls, that was an In teresting case I had hi tho typhoid fever wnrd of tho Galen hospital last weok. Second Young Physician That caso of typhus pulmoualisf "Yes. It wus complicated, you rcmombcr, with ncuto symptoms of lousllitis nud cere bral congestion. Tlio whole mucous mem brane was moro or loss Involved." "Wns thero any cutaneous inflammation P "Not until the patient had reached tho tlo llrlous stago. The Insomnia was moro pro nounced than In nny hospitnl case 1 havo at tended this season. Ordinary opiates, taken both Internally mid hyodermlcally, seemed to hnvo no effect, nnd bleeding wns out of tho question, of course." "That reminds mo, Htrnmoiilum, of n caso I had 11 few weeks ago. Thu patient had been don it for u-n days with bilious rheu matic fover when 1 was called in. Drustio treatment, you know, wouldn't do. Tho en tire epigastrium nnd" Whole Hauled Host (to group of guests bcntcd near young physicians) Friends, you don't seem to 1m eating anything. What U tho matter! Havo you been neglected Guests (weakly) Not ut nil not ut all. Chicago Tribune. Ominous, It was Dllklns' wedding day nnd ho wns tensing his kid brother-in-law. "Well, Johnny," ho said, bolomnly. "I'm going to tako your sister nwny oil" anil hnvo her nil to myself, where you won't soo her nuy more." "Nol Itcally, aro youP said Uio kid curi ously. "Yes, 1 11111. Whnt do you think of It!" "NothlnV I guess I can stand it if you can." Woslilngtou Critic How Cynics Aro Mudo. Drown Seen Smith lately! Jones Yes. What a change has como over html U. Chango! J. Yes, ho has lieeomo a regular cynic, B. Cynic! J. Yes. Ilo has no faith In humanity. Speaks bitterly of tho entire human race. B. Hal Who refused him n loan! Boston Courier. loato' llulr Dressing Idea. Joslo, a bright llttlo 3-year-old, hail just vi Lb flr! vWt to Ik? barter's. Ho looked very dissatisfied ujiou tils return mid his mamma asked thu reason. "1 don't like my hair combed this way, all In little curls," ho said. "How do you wishltP queried his mamma. "Why, I want it llko Uncle Tom's. I want It In two slices." Now York World. Doiiiestlo Astronomy, Grandmamma had been explaining to tho llttlo girl how our earth Is kept from flying olT into Infinite staco by tho attraction of tho sun, which is constantly trying to draw tho earth towards itself, while the latter nlways keeps Its distance. "Grandma," said the llttlo girl, "1 should think tho sun would get dis couraged nfier 11 while ami let It go." Har Ier' Vouug I'coplo, (lite llrr it Strlklnj i:xuuiile. A father says to n httio girl of tlvei "Suv poso n llttlo girl should strike you, you wouldn't strike back, would you!" After a moment's thought thoinidi"l should waut to show her how sho did." Christian Ad vocate Wwy Up In tho Art. Mother Johnny, I'm shocked to hear you swear. Do you learn that nt school! Johnny Loam It nt schooll Why, it's mo what teaches tho other boys. Texas Sifting. MDSIC FREE! A oojunlcte piece of '2 siNow : Copyrighted : Musics- is given with every $ , iiisqc of, the .'j Capital City Courier. R. 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