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CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 1889. II 'ffltifo I Milwaukee, 'T.FfiUt iKn, Owns nnd openM e X fO tntlcn of thonunthly oulppod nimi in Illinois, Wisconsin, loivn, JMlourl,. Minnesota and Itaiinla, ,, ltlsthe licit lurecl Itiiuto betwt.nnli the Principal loliil In Hie Northwest, t?oiUliwel ml Knr West , Tor iiiiiiw, Umii titbit, rules or passage ntul frcluhtt etc., niply ncnronl Mutton iiuuut ' oiiiiuiv.Mm.wavkkm a wr. I'aiu. Ha i. way, orlonny lliillrond Aitunl tiny w hero In Km.u'w, a. v. u. paiii'i:sti:u, (lelioriil M'lt'r. Oeli'l Pits. A T'kl Ant. 1 '.rtjlV. OKU, II. lllIArKOHl), m. (ion' M(tr. Assl.tl. I'.AT.ArI. Milwaukee, Wisconsin. rm-VoT Information In reference to '.amis mill Town owned by tho Chlcai, Mliwiiij. kroArtl. I'nul lliillwityi'ompiiny.wrlutft II, O. llAi)i)AM,UiiuI Coinmlloncr,Millwiiukro Wlscoiulu. Shortest : and : Safest : Route TO AM. POINTS IN Colorado, Wyomlmt, Ptnh, California. Moil- tiiuii, Idaho, Oit'Kon nml Wimlilniitou Territory. TiiUu tlio OVERLAND FLYER Ami invo 0110 tiny lo nil Pocliloemist points. THE UNION PACIFIC llttnnlui: Into union depots imilao.i ticolliiK wlih fast llmlti'il trains or nil lino for nil fiolnts east, west, imrlli nml south. 'I hrouuli Ickots ntul modem dny coaches. ItiiBHtnuo checked thrnuuh tuilcstlniitloii fnmi nil points enst In the United HIiiIch nml Culimlu. Blccpor neoomodittlons reserved In tliroimli l'lillmnit l'nliioo ours from tlio Missouri river lotlio Pit olilo wist. FAST MAIL ROUTE ! HOW JIM WAS DADLY SOLD. 11cl II U Itrotlirr Kiplnlns Ttint lh Oilier Win Nut Hdiri'tl for n Cent "Yon, I'm In mourning," said tlio nmu, nil 10 t-nrofully removed hi lint mid gnml nt tlio iltfaofrrnpa which liM tho hand. "It's for my brother Jim, who wu planted nbotit 11 vo iioiitlnnRo." "Hick longl" "Not ii mhinlt." "Accidentally killed, then!" "You might cull Itnerldont, lint It wasn't. It wasnensoof misreading huiiiiiu imturo." Tlio tiiiin tenderly brushed Homodust oir Iho itiihi, put on his hut, mid nf Icr getting good mid rauly, Ktnrtod out wltht "Mo nnd Jim had n ranch on tlio Ropuli llcan river, out In Iviiiinm. I dldii't nmoiiut to much, hut Jim nun n dnndy. Ho could slro up n mini n quick n you could hnlvo mi npplu. Didn't Ituuw wlmt four wax, mid Iho Injuns was m uf rnld of him ns death. I'vo put up n 100 monument nt hi grave, mid you can Judgo liy that ho must huvo been n pretty good mini," "Weill" "Well, Into lost fnll, when wo had n stock sale nt tho ranch, n Mirt of trnmp ciimo along nml got In JIiii'h wny, Jim run over hint mid they had tromo words. Tho trnmp wanted to light, mid tho lioyH put Jim up to skcor tho liver out of htm. I'm froo to say 1 didn't llko tho feller' looks. Thero was stimtliln' buck of hlsovery day look, which hud n gleam of dnugor In It, Jim sliod him up for n rurniur, nud when I unld tho chap would light, Jim whlxridt " 'I'oto, you uovor knuwmo to bo wrong. I'll tikcor him till nil hlshn'rloosouint tho root.' "To nmko a gront iproml of It, tho boys fnttcued tho two together by their left nrins mid gave ench u bowlo ktilfo. Thoy thought tho tramp would hack water when It en mo to tho tying, but ho didn't. Ho wux right thur, mid didn't oven turn vilo. It wih ngrectl that thoy ohniild fight nt tho word, mid tho word ua.s hold llvo mhilltea to lot tho trnmp wilt. Ho Mood llko n rock, mid Jim couldn't buck, yon mmi, without ltxilng chuructcr." "And they foughtl" "It wasn't much of n light. Jim was iw handy It li tho kulfo n nny nmu within n liundrtd miles, but liontmKl no kIiow In that rviinpiis. Tho word was given, tho trnmp iiindou lightning motion, mid tho next thing I him wtut Jim dead on tlio gnu, hi head cut almost olT. Thar wiuu't but one lick Uruck." "And-mul wlwtl" "Nothing much. Tho tramp milled hksolf nud walked olT, ns cool ns n bur'l of Ico, mid wo planted Jlmounkuoll hack of tho tnulo 1C." "Wlmt did tlio crowd my P "Said that my brother Jim had (tetter stuck to rcudln' tho character of mules and iteora mid let btrnugers ulouu, nud 1 agreed. I'm hi mourning fur Jim, but 1 allow ho bit olT luoro'u ho could chaw, mid ho bliuuldii't n ilono It. Craw looks well on mouse color, don't HI It'll a reminder that in tho mldtt ot llfo wo may bark up tlio wrong tree," San Francisco Examiner. Win Hits Not Surfcrrtl Mka Tlilnf "Is this nhrro Mr, Pnlllstcr llvcsl" In rpilnxl tho caller, rofcrrlng to a ineinornnduni ho carried In tils hand. "No, sir," replied tho man of tho houso, who lind nniwered tlio door boll himself. "Why, I was told this was his street and ntimlcr." "Ho ilotwn't rcldo licro, sir." "H'nil This is No. Oil, Isn't ItP "Yes." Tho caller looked at Ills tncmorndum ngaln. "That's strange," ho wild, oyclug tho man of tho hoiiHo with something llko simplclon. "No. (11 1 Webster place. That's tho direction I havo hem Didn't Mr. I'nlllstor llvo In this lintiBo until recently P "I don't know." "Do you know whoro ho liven now!" "I do not." "Is thero nny well man on this streotP "1 don't know, sir." "Well, that bents ma Your unniu isn't IVtlllstur, of coursol" "No." "Do you know" "I toll you I don't know of any such man." "Do you iippoo" "I don't supixNO anything. Is that all you want of mo, Blr(" "Whoro do you think I would bo likely to find" Ily slamming tho door In tho facoof tlio man who wanted to (hid Mr. I'nlllstor tho ox nsjioratod victim saved himself from tliocotn miwlon of n deed thnt u Jury of Ignorant mid untried men would havo iiiistnkonly pro nounced miirdor. Chicago Trlbuno. llrforo tlio Itltr. "I llko to shjienk nlKitit sonio law," said a caller at jiollco honditunrtera, yesterday. "Yes," replleil tho sergeant. "If n man liaf n dog, uud dot dog bites mo, can I mnko tloso man pay mo Mime tlngsp "Well, thnt depends. You could toll hot ter nftcr trying." "Hutlilonn'ttryhlm." "Huvo you been bitten by a dog!" "No, sir. I know dot dog llkw tt) blto mo tint! so 1 poison him olT tieforo ho gets a tlinnco." "Then thero's no rpieAtlon of law to bo de cided." "Mnypo not, I como hcii) to sco nbouilt her." "If you havo iiolsoned nnyboily'a dog you'd bettor keep your mouth shut about It. That's my ndvlco." "I donn't tell nopody but ten (icoplcsnliouilt him so far, uud I shan't shpaak to nobody olso. Dot was good adwlco. I hoiw you ' goal day. "Detroit Froo I'ress. Tim I'lvo SctMCS. rr 2 DAILY TRAINS 2 - TO Atchison, Leavenworth, St. Joseph, Kansas City, St. Louis and nil points South, East nud West. The direct Hue to Ft. Scott, l'nrsoin, Wichita, Ilukhlnson and nil principal points in Kansas. The only road to the Croat Hot Springs of ArknnwH, 1'um.man Slkkpeks and Fkkk Rkcmnino Chaik Cahs an nil trains. H.G. HANNA, R. P. R. MILLAR, City Tkt Agent, Gcn'I Aent. Cor. O and istlt Sts, Fremont, lilkhorn & Mo. Valley 3T Operates nml con trols Its own service between LINCOLN, NKIJ., Asn OMAHA, CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, SIOUX CITY MINNEAPOLIS .w ST. PAUL. VtT Tbroiigh TlekctH and Raggngo Checked to all points In Vn toil States and Canada. VefctlbulQ SleeiKTM, Palatini Pining Cars nml Union Depots. CITY TICKCT OKI'ICK ; llSEoulUlWIi street, ... Lincoln OKO. N. FOKK3tAN, AgenU ' K.O.llvnr, J. It, lk'cnA.k, Oeiieral M'K"r. nen'l 1'iws. Ag't OMAHA, NEII. Kntrrlaliiliic n flucst. Forty years ago every towu iu Now Eng' land had its lyccuiu, and, oh ono of tho In tor's recreations, a courso of Iccturai dollv crod by clergymen, politicians nud men dis tinguished In literature. Hospitality was freely extended to tho lecturer, and not In frequently, it ho was n uotablo man, sovcrul families invited him to becomo their guest. Tho lato Htchurd II. Dana, Jr., tho author of "Two Years Ileforo tlio Mast," used to toll n story llluntrutlvo of tho clTort inndo by hosts to entertain their distinguished guests. Mr. nana mice lectured iu u country towu, ntul then wnlkcd homo with tho president of tho lyccuiu, n fanner. After a long hlteuco tho fanner salds "Mr. Dana, I b'llovo you wrote n book oncoP "Yes." "Waal, I novcr rcAd It myself; my folks have, though." Dead kllcuco ngalu fell upon tho two until their nrrlvul nt tho farmer's houso, whoro Mr. Dana was Introduced to tho invalid wife, who had not been to tho lecture, "My dear," Raid tho farmer, "I believo you've read Mr. Dana's bookl" Tho wlfo stared, and then recovering her solf, nnsweredi "I b'llovo I'vo heard speak of it." Apples wcro brought in, and with them enmo tho farmer's daughter, a llttlo black eyed, tlmrp looking school girl, "Susan 'Liza," said tho fanner, "you'vo road Mr. D.ma's 'Two Years Ucforo tho Mast,' haven't youp Susnm 'Lira replied quickly, "No, sir," and thero wnsdond fcllenco till bedtime, Youth's Companion. round tlio reeling. A colored man, who had u load of nshea Ixv hlnd his mule, camo to a stnmUtlll on Adams avenua tho other day. lie clucked and yelled nud lashed nt tho initio, but tho ani mal huug his head mid refused to budge. Among tho spectators was a woman, and ns tho lashing went on she stepped forward and nskedt "Colored man, do you know that n utulo lias foollugsP "Yes, tunr'ui, I docs," ho replied, "nn1 Izo jlst nliout to tackle uo samo." Ho Jumped down, gave tho animal's tall a twist, mid as tho beast moved slowly on tho man continued: "Hnrtlu, innr'in fcartln; but how on nlrth did you hapjion to dUklber ttr Dotrolt Freo Itc&s, Dr. Seth Arnold's COUCH KILLER is the best Couch Cure I over used. Vnu A. Myer, Weston, 111. Druggists, 25c., Mo., and 11.00. siniiT. UMKI.L. TASTIi UCAIUNO, THK ARIZONA KICKCft. Notice. Wo deslro to glvo notice to the public nt largo that tho noxt man who flings a stono against our ofllco door n ill havo to outrun six bullots. Wo havo got tired of tho buslncHi. Wo don't want to seem cnptlous, but enough Is enough. Tim lleovcs, Joo Smith nud Hank Whlto will pleaM) tnko not lea ,Oone Hona Now 8 reached town yester day that William Napoleon Fnrrlngton. othorulKO known us French Hill, had departed from this world. Ho was materially nested by three or four bullets which Hank Hender son flrcd Into him during u (Maputo nlwut tho ownership of n plcco of land. Wo don't know whether Henry was light or wrong, but wo havo felt for some tlmuthat this cold world was no plnco for Mr. Fnrrlngton. Ho wasn't n bit content, And ho was Iu tho habit of shooting nt such people ns wore. Ilo wantod hotter weather, moro latitude for his skill with tho plttol, and wo truly hopo Iio'b got Lame Exvlanatiosb. A stranger, nip Cosed to Imn iniin who fa wanted for murd i i Tucson, was discovered lililln;; i.ud.'r thr bridge tho other dny mid t . 1 1' J".:i t' lw held until Identllled. That i ;.il I die: bis wny out, nud next day tlio 'lerlff w ,amunil trying to get u huudrel doll r bill cha ijwl. Ilosnyalio found tho bill on thhtn;, but that story looks flihy. Tlieiv Isn't n man In this town that wouldn't yell n lung out If he lost that much money. Tho prisoner iwil u crowbar to dig out with, and tho slierllf i-ayj ho must havo had It concealed in Ills pistol tiockoU Tlio olllclnl owes us $1C, and if wo can get our linuds on tho money this week wo shall, In our next Issue, ndviso thd publlo to run him out of town ns n dishonest scoundrel. A Suiiinttsr. Pahtv. Two or thrco wocks slnco wo deiiomiccd Col. Ilalllmcll as n claim Juniper, imilu stealer and wlfo deserter, and nddeil a fow words to tho effect thnt ho would look well at tho end of n ropo. Saturday evening, ns wo wcro talking with tlio cashier of tho First Natlonnl bank, tho colonel ap proached us nnd warned us to prepnro for death. Orently to our own numzement and to tho Intcuso Mirprlso of tho whole ttrcct, wo didn't run. On tho contrary, wo sailed Into tho colonel llko n brick houso falling on a Band Ily, nnd wo had him licked Insido of llvo minutes. Wo can't account for theso freaks iu our nature. Sometimes wo fight llko n tornado nnd ngalu wo run llko n Jack rabbit. People intending to lay for us must tako tholr chances. Detroit Freo IVcta. lip iii Es'nblished Dec. W, IdSff. The German National Bank,. LINCOLN, NEIL Capital Paid up, $100,000.00 Surplus- . . . 13,000.00 , Trniifnclsn ironeral banking builn'esii, Insure letters off rrillt.ilriiw ilrnrin on nil purls ot tlio world. ForclKii rollcctlims a specially, OITICKllH AND DIIIKUIOUH. HMIIMAX H.'SCIIAlir.ltO, President. C ('. MJTNSON, Vice President. JOHlIl'li I10K.lt. Mint, Cnslilor. O.J. WIU'CX, AMlstiiiitCtishler C. II MONTOO.M13KY. Al.KX HALTKIC I A. IIOKII.MUK. II.. I. UltorilKPTON WALTKU.I. IIAllUIH. t.A. HUI)i:i.aON U.K. .MOOltlt, I'n-s. K. K. IlItOWN', V ViH, O. If. l.MIIOFI', Cashier. UNION SAVINGS BANK, 1 1 I South Tunth 3troot. sipitnl, $.:oo,o()r. LiabiHry of Stockholders, $.joo,ooo INThltKisT I'nld on Deposits ut the rnlo of fi per t'ont per annum for nil full calendar months. YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT SOLICITED. Money Loaned on Heal Kstiito and Collateral. Stockiiomikks: Tiiliu It. Chirk, J. MeConnlir, F. M. Hnll, I). (', .1. V 1 .I0I111 FllrKernld, K. B. A.M. Itiijmoud, .1. .1. K. K. Ilnyileii. It. HaiiinKiud, 1 Ilrowu liiilnill'. I'nvlil Itennot. (1 K. Moore. T. K. Culvert. J. l'lllliey, .1. D. Miieliirliiml, .Insopli Wlltmnn, II. I i II lllllltlll fl V III. pm. . ...)., .j. ... ...fi.i.lv-. . .it Tlmmticnti Lniiiliertson, I.. Mejer, c K. Votes, iiowiiinn, riias. Mlllllll, A SUter to Him. "No, Mr. Jncksou, I cannot lw your wlfo, as my heart H already (u tho keeping of an other, but I can lo n sister to you." "Ohl'lls hard to thus bo obliged to glvo you up, Maud, and still your very generous offer to bo ns n slktcr to mo cannot go unac cepted Will you iw as near n rcnl kUter to mons possltilol" "Yes, (leorgc, 1 shall endeavor to." "Thero Is Jack Fourluhnnd's bister, for In stance, Will you l ns loving and nttcutlvo to mo ns fcho Is to hlml" "With all my heart, Ccorgo." "Very well, then, sister mluo. I hhall try to Iw worthy nh, I really must to going though good night, sister." Tho next dny Miss Maud received o package, and upon opening It discovered that It contained hor rors two ilra of pants, six pairs or socks and n shirt, A uoto slipped out, and upon rending It, this Is what sho saw: Dun BisTea Maco I ascertained from Jack Foiirlnlmuil that liU sister was in the hulilt of do ing all of liU mending. Thinking of our ngreo racnt, 1 bethonsht mo of theso fow article of vearlnsaniKircl. which are sadly In netnl of hut- tuns and mending. 1 haru long needed a sister that would looU nftir my clothes, and slnco yoi Iiavo no Idndly consented to act In that capacity you may commence your duties at once. Your loving brother, Gcor.ac. Peck's Sun. 1 1 LINCOLN BRANCH OF Max Meyer & Bro Wholesale nnd Retail Dealers in PIANOS 0 ORGANS Oeneriil western agents for the Stcln wnv, Kiinbo, Clilekellnir, Voce, Ernut ' (inbler, llelir llros., Newby A Kvnns, nnd Hterllng. l'la-os marked In plain (Ipures lirlces always tlio lowest for the griulo or pianos. C. M. HANDS, Manager. A2 North lltli Street. Most Popular Resort in tho City. ODELL'S DINING HALL, MONTGOMERY HLOCK, 1 1 19, 1 121 and 1 1 23 in street. Meals 25 cts $4.00 per week THE As to Smltluc. Sunday School Teacher (to now pupil) Wo are taught by tho Ulhlo that when somo ono smites us 0:1 01:0 check wo should turn tho other to him Isn't that a beautiful sonti incut I "Yes, mn'nm." "Now, if nn enemy wcro tosmlto youou ono check what would you doP "IM pound der top of bis head off." No braska fcitato Journal, TOUCU. -Life, Roberts & Co. 2 1 2 North 1 1 th 'Street, Undertakers andeEmbalmers. Tclephsncs. OlVice 145. Rctldencc 156. , Open Day and Night. i' 1 1 T. ROBERTS, MiHer. An Kxiimplo of Kniilmits. Teacher Whit Is ncccntf Fint I'upll Kmplinsls or stress on a par ticular syllable. Teacher Correct, Is thero more than ono kind I Second I'upll Yes, sir; primary nud wo ondary accent. Teacher In tho word "execution" whoro docs tho hccondary accent or stress fall I Tulnl Pupil On tho tirst syllable. Teacher Right. Wliero does tho primary accent or stress folH Fourth I'upll iw bo hasn't studied tho les son) On tho neck. Chicago Tribune, Sorry for Her. When Charley put on Ills Una trousers ho was very proud. Ho strutted up and down iu front of his mother almost crazy with do light. Then ho burst out! "Oh, mamma, jiants mako mo feel w grnndl Didn't It mako you feel grand when" Hut mi awful con bclousncKS cuno over him tlint this blUs had novcr Uen bhanxl by his mother, mid ho laid his woo, chubjiy liand pityingly against her check, saying, pathetically, "Oh, jioor mam mal oor mammal" Suiuhlne, Cot There Vlrat. A llttlo girl was sitting on tho floor when tho sun shono in her fnco. "Go 'wny! go way I" sho cried, striking out nt It. "You move, dear, nnd It won't troublo you," said momma. "1 s'ant; I dot hero llrxt," said tho llttlo ono Youth's Companion. Very Low Inilrtil. Tho youngest of tho family returned from school yesterday to remark to his momma "Teacher say It's SO dogs, below (ho squeez ing point." Rochester Post-Express. Wllllo' Judicial Mind. Mother (soverely) Robert, you did vciy wrong to do what I told you not to do. As a punishment for your dlsoliodletico, I for bid you to play with Willlo again this after noon." Bobby nnd Willlo twist norvously about their rosiiectlvo chairs for half nn hour, when Willlo observest "Ma, do you think it's fair to punish both of us for what Bobby donol" Blnghnmton Republican. A Moan Man. Philanthropist (Joyously) I am delighted to learn that you havo promised your sick daughter i'0 on tho day sho is well enough to go out. Old Closcllst Yes, tho doctor said sho only needed encouragement. "That will no doubt do her goal Fifty dollars Is n good deal of monoy to her." "Yes, and to mo, too; but It would cost moro than tliat to bury her." Now York Wockly. Tho Modern Magazine. Qulllpcn I understand, Mr. Calfbound, iliut j our houso U comviiipluuns tho issuo of a now magazine! Mr. Calflxiund Wo havo so announced. Qulllpcn What aro to bo tho principal literary features or tho llrst uumberl Mr, Calfbound Wo haven't thought any thing nlwtit that yet. Tho most Important thing, of courso, Is to get a taking design for tho cover. Burlington Freo Press. After Ilimlnen Hour. Gentleman (to Undo 'Rastus) Undo 'Rns tus, can you get mo up n nice lieu coop I think somo of raising chickens. Uncio 'Rastus Yes, sah, I kin build yo' as fluo n lien coop as ebber war built, but I'so too busy whitowashtn' Jus' now to undertake tho Job. 1 tell yo' what I kin do, though, Mr. Smith, I kin work on It nights. Tho Epocli. Coniletuiitloti. A Washington 7-ycnr-old rscelvcd, among numerous Christmas presents, a littlo pockot Ulnry. Tho entry s "Jan. 21, 18SD; ho didn't," created somo surprlso until tho gave tho follow lug (iu a tono of injury): "Johnny Smith" (a llttlo neighbor) "said ho was coming over to eoo mo and ho didn't." Washington Post. WiliMURRAY v 'M mm lis ; S--E s --m ' hRbh-uS l 'ail tC VMM I 51 Opened Sep.. 1, 18SS. t"",est "0,l!" ,hcWest Omaha's Leading Hotel. Rates reasonable. KverytliuiK new and complete. 1'ioinrt icnlie 111 d thelcit n cnu In Omnhii. Rot and cold water in every room. Ollleo nml iIIiiIiik hall on llrst lltor. All mod ern Improvement. I.lncnlnltcHiilw ays receive 11 lordlnl welcome. Cull undue us while In Omnliii. You can Ket Into tho ears ut depot nnd tako IlARNIiY ST., CAllI.i; LINE DlliKOT TO THK DOOR. Cor. lltli and Harney. Iiia I'. IlicniY. Clerk. H. SILI.OWAY, Proprietor. tho Tho IteiiMiu. "So tho bollo of tho choir has married tenor." "Yea." "I thoucht sho favored tho bass." "Yes. but sho got tomo high flown notions Into her head and throw over tho bass for tho tenor." "For what reason I" "Because tho tenor was moro high tonod." Boston Courier. Keep It Wnrin. Dudo (entering Delmonico's, to waiter; tho dudo carries n heavy, stick with on enormous horso'rt head) lint, waiter 1 Walter Yes, sir. Dudo Coat, walterl Wulter Yes, sir. Dudo Cano, waiter I Walter Yea, sir. Havo It blankotcd, sir! -Ufa Homcthltif; Ilettrr. First Boy Been suow balling todayt Second Boy 1 should say I had I "Kill anybody!" "Not quite." "Nor I, either. It's got bo wo can't havo fun nny moro. I'm going td ask father to buy 1110 11 shotgun. That will bring 'cm down." Detroit Freo Press. J 2w5ib5 pstr-N FINEST LIVERY RIGS In the City nil come from the Graham Brick Stables jfw 1027 Q STREET, Where all .diuls of Buggies, Carriages or Saddle Horses, Can be had at anv lie, Day or Night, on short notice IWscs Boarded and v. .. taken care of at Reasonable Rates Call and sec us, iqi Q street, or give all orders by Telephone 147. It Camn 11 L.iiik Dlntnneo, Walter Hero you arc, Blr; thU coffoo comes direct from Java, Guest (who has boon wnitlng n long tlmo for it)'-! thought it wc further off than that. Tokos SUtlngs. & Morning tin tlio Slccplnc Car. FLORIDA R.R. SLEEPER Voted Down. A lady living In Ohio is tho mother of six bovs. Ono day a friend calling on her said: "What n pity that ono of your boys had not boon a girl." Ono of tho boys about 8 years of ago overheard this remark, and promptly Intorpobodi "I'd llko to know who'd a bin 'eri 1 wouldn't 'a bin er; Kd wouldn't ' bin 'cr ; Joo wouldn't 'a bin 'cri and I'd llko to know who'd 'ft bin V," Christian Ob-rver. CJMff .rx wrrw' r'l & J W Ul'i fiSS T , w:tfmgm viU" KW$ a R rrC.,(&i 5 J srsi$& '..;m rf iiiiiiiimiimiiinmr Mr. Burnap I don't know whoro you como from, stranger, or who you bo, but, b'guml I ain't novcr refused tor shako with a man yot when ho putsoiit his hand, Judim B 4 RF.A11TIFII1.1.Y 11Plini,8TRnRn BEfiMHINfi f.HAIR that Is the very embodiment of case nnd luxury; a friendly game of Whist, n choice volume from the well stocked library, a prom enade fiom car to car (the handsome vettibulc excluding all dust, smoke, rain or wind, and thus rendeiing tlio promenade n de lightful and novel paotime). A sumptuous meal that comes liv the nick of time, nnd "just strikes the spot." The quiet enjoyment of n 'nigrant Ha vana In n charmingly decorated nnd gorgeoup binokltig iipnrtini:nt, and finally a peace ful sleep In a be J of snewj linen and downy softness. Such U life on the "HUR LINCTON" ROUTK. What other line or combination of lines can offer you these advantages? NOT ONJC. Please remember this, when next you travel. r-v-N.,-,. My superior nd vantages enable me to ticket to nnd from Europe at the lowest rates,, and to secure desirable cabins hi advuncc of ballings. The generous patronage accorded me by prominent people of Omiilm, Lincoln nnd other Nebraska cities attest the popular ity of th ollice. .. Wm S4a Information of nil kinds pertain ing to Railroad or Ocean Steam ship Tickets promptly answered. G. W. IIOLDRKGE, Gen'l Mgr., J. FRANCIS, G. P. ond T. A., OMAHA, NEB. ' LSrySs C2&' -tsPyUAS City Passenger and Ticket Agt., LINCOLN, NEBw JSJMSJMIIMBMMMMIMMWBMWBSMSMMMMSWS'''""M"''''WM'''i'''''"'''""'" hii.i i " i . ...Ml .
