mmffmmmmmmmm gBBMMnMMMirJI'IIIJV,fir' vTP'r rjl -T 'tVftrr WT(r " r Wrr-- CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1889. (JURISTS WRITING. TRACING IN THE DUST THE WORDS I HYPOCRISY AND FORGIVENESS. The Worlil In Still Under the IHvlno Eye. Christ's Gentle Trenttnrtit of the llirlnjj I Wnmiin An lllnstrotlnn of tlio World' : Injimtlrc. I DnooKt.TN, N Y., Fob. 17. Dr. Tnlmngo preached this morning in tlio Hrooklyn Tab ernaclo on tlio subject, "Tlio Literature of tho Dust," After explaining appropriate passages of Script uro concerning Christ ho gavoout tho bymnt , Oh, could 1 speak tho matchless worth, I Oti, could 1 sound tho Rlorlc forth Which la my Ravlour shlnol Toxti John vlll, 0: "Jesus stooped down and wroto on tbo ground." A Mohnmmcdnn mosquo stands now whero onco stood Herod's tcmplo, tho sccno of my text Solomon's temple bad stood Micro, but tfobuchndnezzar thundered it down. Zoro babol's tcmplo bnd stood there, but thnt had boon prostrated. Now wo tako our places in a tcmplo that Herod built becauso ho was fond of great nrchltccturo and bo wanted tho preceding temples to seem Insignificant, Put eight or ton modern cathedrals together and tboy would not equal that structure It cov ered nineteen acres. Thcro were marblo pil lars supporting roofs of cedar and silver tables on which stood golden cups, nnd thcro wcro carvings oxqutslto and Inscriptions re splendent, glittering balustrades and orna mented gateways. Tlio building of this tcm plo kept ten thousand workmen (may forty-six years. In that stupendous pllo of ompnud magnlflccnco sat Christ, and a listening throng stood about him, when n wild dis turbance took place. A group of men arc pulling and pushing along n woman who had committed tho worst crimo against society. When they Iwvo brought her in front of Christ, tboy nsk that Ho son tenco her to death by stoning. Tboy aro a critical, merciless, disingenuous crowd. Thoy want to get Christ into controversy and public reprehension. If bo say, "Lot her dlo," thoy will cliargo him with cruelty. It ho let her go, thoy will charge him with being In complicity with wickedness. Whlchovcr way ho docs, thoy would howl at htm. Then occurs n sccno which has not been sufficiently regarded. Ho leaves tho loungo or bench on which ho was sitting nnd goes down on ono kneo or both knees, nnd with tho forefinger of his right hand ha begins to wrlto in tho dust of tho lloor, word after word. But they wero not to lo diverted or hindered. Thoy kept on demand ing that ho sottlo this ca&o of trnutgrchxlon, until ho looked up and told them that thoy might themselves bef,ln tho woman's assassi nation, if tho complainant who hail never dono anything wrong himself would open tho flro. "Go ahead, but bo suro that tho man who flings tho first mlssllo Is Immaculate" Then ho rcsumod writing with his linger in tho dust of tho floor, won! after word. In toad of 'looking over his shoulder to heo what bo had written, tho scoundrel skulked nwny. Finally tho wholo placo is clear of pursuers, antagonists and plaintiffs, nnd when Christ has finished this strange chirography in tho dust, ho looks up ami duds tho woman all alono. Tbo prisoner is tho only ono of tho court room left, tho Judges, tho police, tho prosecuting attornoys having cleared out. Christ is victor, and ho says to tho woman, "Whero aro. tho prosecutors In this ca.se I Aro thoy .all gonot Then I discharge you. Go and sin no mora" 'cnmsT wnoTE in riiifti.no and vanishing; DUST. I.hnvo always wondered what Christ wroto on tho ground. For do you realize that Is tho only .time that hoover wroto nt nil f 1 know that Eusebtus says that Christ onco wroto n Jotter .to Abgnrus, tho king of Edcssn, but thcro Is no good evidence of such n corre spondence. Tho wUost being tho world over saw and tbo ono who had moro to say than any ono who over lived, uover writing a book or a chapter, or a go or n paragraph or a word on parchment. Nothing but this .literature of tho dust, nnd ono sweep of a brush or ono breath of a wind obliterated that forovcr. Among all tho rolls of tho vol tunics of tho first library founded at Thebes, thcro was not ono scroll of Christ. Among tho seven hundred thousand books of tho Al .exoudrian library, which by tho Infamous .decroo ofvCaliph Omar wero used as fuel to bent. tlio. four thousand baths of tho city, not ono Bcntcnco had Christ penned. Among all tho.lnflnitudo of volumes now standing in tho libraries. of Edinburgh, tho British museum, .or Berlin tor Vienna, or tho learned reposi--tories of nil nations,, not ono word written di rectly by .tho fingers of Christ. AH that ho ever .wroto, ho iwroto in dust; uncertain, .shifting, (Vanishing dust. My .text say a ho stooped down and wroto on too ground. Standing straight up a man mlghtaixlto on.tlio ground with n staff, but if with ids fingers ho would writo in tlio dust, lio must .bend clear aver. Ayo, ho must get, At least, -an ono kneo or bo cannot writo on tbo ground. Bo not. surprised tliat ho stooped down. HJs wholo.llfo was a stooping down. Stooping. down from costlo to lmrn. Stoop ing down .from celestial homage to molio cratlo Jeer. .From rcsldcnco. nbovo tho stars to whcre.a star had to fall to deslgnato bis landing place. From heaven's front door to tbo world's .back gate. From writing in round Aud silvered letters of .constellation and galaxy ou. tbo , blue scroll of heaven, to rrltingou the ground in tbo dust, which tho feet of the crowd .had ,lof t in Herod's tcmplo. If In January you have over stopped out of a prlnco'j (conservatory, that bad Aloxlcan cue tus and magnolias ia .full bloom, into tbo outside air 10 degs. Iwlow zero, you may get eonisidcaof Christ's cbaugo.of ntmosphero from celestial to terrestrial. How many heavens thcro are 1 know not, but .thcro aro at least throe, for Paul was "caught up into tbo third heaven." Christ .camo dowu from highest heaven to tbo second boa vcu and down from second hoaren to first boaven, down swifter than meteors over fell, down amidst stellar splendors that himself eclipsed, down through clouds, through atmospheres, through appalling space, dowu to whero there wns no lower depth. From being waited ou at tho banquet of tho skies to tbo broiling of fish for bis own breakfast on tho banks of tho lake From emblazoned chariots of eternity to tho saddlo of a mulo'u back. From homage, cherubic, seraphic, orchangellc, to tho pay ing of sixty-two nnd a half cents of tax to Ca'sar. From tho deathless country to a tomb built to hide human dissolution. Tbo upllf tod wavo of Galileo was high, but bo bad to como down, licforo with his feet, ho could touch It, and tho whirlwind that roso nbovo tho billow wan higher yet, but ho had tocomo down, licforo with his lip bo could kiss it into quiet, Bethlehem n btooplng down. Nazareth iv stooping down. Death lietwecu two burg lars u iitooplng down. Yes, It wan In conson ance w lib humiliations that had gono licforo and with solf abnegations that camo after, when ou that mcmnniblu day In Herod's temple) bit stooped down and wroto on tho ground. THIS WOULD H BTII.I ;0KH THE DIVINE Kli UTiother tho words ho was writing wcro in Greek, or lttlu, or Hebrew, 1 cannot say, for ho know nil tlioso languages. But ho is still stooping down and with hi finger writ ing ou tho ground; In tho winter, in letters of crystals.in tho spring, in letters of flowers; In summer, in golden letters of harvest; in autumn, In letters of II ro on fallen leaves. How It would sweeten up and enrich nnd em blazon this world, could wo soo Christ's call graphy nil over Itl This world was not flung out Into space thouvtnds of years ago nnd then left to look out for Itself. It Is still under tho dlvluo care, Christ never for n half second takes bis band off it, or It would soon bo n shipwrecked world, n do funcj. world, mi obsolete world, nil abandoned world, a dead world. "Lot thcro bo light" was said nt tho begin ning And Christ stand, under tho wintry skies mid says, Iut there hosuowllakc. to en rich tho earth; nnd under tho clouds of spring, nnd says, Como yo blossoms and mnko redolent tho orchards; mid in Septem ber dip tho branches Into tho vat of beauti ful colors nnd swings them in tho hazy nlr No whim of initio Is this. "Without him was not anything mado that was made," Christ writing on tho ground I If wo could soo his hand in nil tho passing sea sons, how it would illumluo tho world! All vcrduro nnd follngo would bo allegoric and again wo would bear him say as of old, "Consider tho lilies of tho field how thoy grow;" nnd wo would not hear tho whtstlo of a quail or tho cawing of n raven or tho roun delay of a brown thresher, without saying, "Behold tho fowls of tho air, thoy gnthcr not Into barns, yot your benvonly Father fcedoth them ;" nnd n Doniinio hen of tho barn yard could not cluck for hor brood, but wo would boar Christ saying an of old, "How often would I hnvo gathered thy children together, oven tut n hen gntheroth her chickens under her wings;" nnd through tho redolent hedges wo would hear Christ saying, "I nm tho roso of8hnron;" wo could not dip tho seasoning from tho salt cellar without thinking of tho divlno suggestion, "Yo nro tho salt of tho earth, but if tho salt hnvo lost Its savor, It is fit for nothing but to bo cast out and trodden under foot of men." Ixst us wnko up from our stupidity nnd tnko tho wholo world as n parable. Then If with gun nnd pack of hounds wo start olf be fore dnwn and soo tho morning coming down off of tho hills to moot us, wo would cry out with tho evangelist, "Tho day spring from on high hath visited us;" or caught In n snow storm, whllo struggling homo, eyebrows nnd board and apparel nil covered with tho whirl ing flakes, wo would cry out with David, "Wash mo nnd I shall Ih whiter than snow." In n picture gallery of Kuroio, thcro Is on tho celling nil oxqulslto fresco, but peoplo having to look straight up, It wearied mid dizzied them, mid bent their necks almost boyoud endurance, so n great looking glass was put near tho lloor and now, visitors only need to look easily down Into this mirror and thoy see tho fresco nt their foot. And so much of nil tho heaven of God's truth is reflected in this world as In a mirror nnd tho things thnt nro nbovo nro copied by things nil around us. Whnt right hnvo wo to throw nwny ono of God's bibles, nyo, tho first Blblo ho ever gnvo the race! Wo talk about tho Old Testament and tho Now Testament, but tho oldest Testa ment contains tho lessons of tho natural world. Some jieoplo Ilko tho Now Tost nuient bo well, thoy discard tho Old Testa ment. Shall wo liko tho Now Testament nnd tho Old Testament so well as to depreciate tho oldest, namely, that which was written beforo Moses was put afloat on tho boat of leaves which was calked withnxplialtum; or reject tho Genesis nud tho llovelatlou that wero written centuries licforo Adam lost a rib mid gained n wlfoi No, no; when Deity stoop down and writes on tho ground, let us read It. 1 would liavo no loss appreciation of tho Bible ou paper that comes out of tho lor mill, but I would urgo appreciation of tho Blblo in tho gross, the Blblo in tho mind hill, tho Bible in tbo geranium, tho Blblo in tho asphodel, tho Blblo In tho dust. Somo ouo asked tho aticleut king whether ho had seen thoeclipso of tho sun. "No," said he, "I hnvo 60 much to do ou earth, I hnvo no tlmo to look nt heaven." And if our facul ties wero nil nwako in tho study of God wo would not havotimo to go much further than tho first grass blndo. I have no four that nat ural religion will over contradict what wo call rovealed religion. 1 hnvo no sympathy with tho followers of Aristotlo, who after tho telcscopo was invented, would not look through it, lest it contradict somo of tho theories of their great master. I shall bo glad to put against ouo lid of tho Biblo tho mlcroscopo, nud against tho other lid of tho Blblo tho telescope, the wonD9 cimiST wnoTE: "iiYrocnisv AND roKOIVENES.S." But when Christ stooped down nnd wroto on tho grouud, what did ho write! Tho Pharisees did not stop to examine, Tho cowards, whipped of their own consciences, fled Hill moll. Nothing will Hay a mau.liko an aroused conscience. Dr. Stevens, In bis "History of Methodism," says that when nor. Benjamin Abbott, of olden times, was preach ing, ho exclaimed: "For aught I know there may bo n murderer in this house," and n man roso in tbo assemblage and started for tho door and bawled nloud, confessing to n mur der ho had committed fifteen years before. And no wonder theso Pharisees, reminded of their sins, took to their heels. But whnt did Christ writo ou tho ground I Tho Biblo docs not stnto. Yot, as Christ nover wroto any thing except that onco, you cannot blame us for wanting to know what ho really did write. But I nm certain ho wroto nothing trivial, or nothing uulmportnnt. And will you allow mo to say that I think 1 know what ho wrote on tho ground I 1 Judgo from tho circumstances. Ho might liavo written other things, but kneeling there In tho tcm plo, surrounded by n iaek of hyjiocrites, who wcronself appointed coustabulary.ond having In his proseneo n ei-bocuted woman who, evi dently, was very cnltcnt for her blus, I am suro ho wroto two words, both of them graphic and tremendous and reverberat ing. And tho ono word was IIyocrisy and thoothcr word was Forgiveness. From tho way theso pharlsoos and scribes vacated tho prem ises mid got out into tho fresli air, as Christ, with Just ono Ironical scntcuco, unmasked them, I know they wero first class hypocrites. It was then ns it is now. Tho moro faults and inconsistencies iooplo hnvo of their own, tho moro severe and censorious aro thoy about tho faults of others. Hero thoy nro twenty stout men nrrcstlng and arraigning ono weak woman, Magnificent business to bo engaged In. Thoy wanted tho fun of seo lug her faint away undrr a heavy Judicial sentence from Christ, and then nftcr tlio hail been taken ouUldo tho city and fastened nt tho foot of n precipice, tho Scribes and Phar isees wanted tho eat UfacUou of each coming nnd dropping n big etono on her head, for that was tho stylo of capital punWinient that thoy asked for. Somo ooplo liuvo taken tho responsibility of saying that Clint nover laughed, But I think as ho saw those men drop overythlng, chagrined, mortified, ex posed, nnd go out quicker than they camo In, ho must havo laughed. At any rate, it makes mo laugh to read of It, All of theso liber tines dramatizing Indignation against im purity. Blind bats lecturing on optics. A lloek of crows on their way up from n car casr, denouncing carriou. Yes, I think that ono word written on tho ground that day by tho finger of Christ was tho awful word Ilyjwcrisy. But I am nun thero was another word In that dust. From her entire . inner, 1 nm Mire that arraigned woman wns repentant. Sho mado no oology, nnd Christ in no u Iso belittled her sin. But her supplicatory bobavlor nnd her tears moved htm, nnd when ho stooixxl down to wrlto on tho ground, ho wroto thnt mighty, thnt Im perial word Forgiveness. When on Sinai God wroto tho law, ho wroto it with finger of lightning on tables of Mono, each word cutns by a chisel Into tho hard granite surface. But when ho writes the offense of tills woman bo writes It In dust, so Hint It enn bo easily rubltcd out, nnd when sho reeiitsof It, oh I ho wns n merciful Cht 1st I I wns rivalling of n legend that Is told In tho far enst nbout hlin. Ho wns wnlklng through tho streets of n city nnd ho saw n crowd around n dead dog, And ono man wild, "What n loathsome object Is that dogl" "Yes," said another, "his enrs nro mauled and blooding." "Yes," mid another, "oven his hido would not lm of any use to tho tnniior," "Yes," wild an other, "tho odor of his carcass Is dreadful." Then Christ, standing there, said' "But iearls cannot equal the whiteness of his teeth." Then the cop!o, moved by tho ldu that any ouo could llnd nnythlng pleasant concerning n dead dog, saldi "Why, this must bo Jesus of Nazareth." Reproved and convicted thoy went nwny. Surely this legend of Christ Is good enough to be true. Kindness In nil his words nnd ways nud linblts. ForglvoncKsl Word of cloven tetters nnd some of them thrones, nud somo of them pnlm branches. Better havo Christ wrlto closo to our names that one word, though he writo It in dust, than to hnvo our iinmo cut into monumental granite with tho letters that tho storms of n thousand years cannot obliterate. Bishop Dnhlngton hnd n hook of only threo leaves. Tho llrst lenf wns black, tho second leaf red, tho third leaf white. Tho black leaf suggested sin, tlio red lenf atone ment, tho white lenf purification. That Is tho wholo story. God will abundantly pardon. AN II.LfHTUATION OK THE WOIH.D'h INJUB TICE. I must not forget to say that ns Christ stooping down, with his finger wroto on tho ground, It Is evident thnt his sympathies nro with this ixMiltcut woman, nud thut ho has no sympathy with her hyjiocritical pursuers. Just opiioslto to thnt Is tho world's habit. Why didn't theso unclean Pharisees bring ono of their own number to Christ for excorln Hon nnd capital punishment) No, no; thoy overlook that In n man which they dnmnnto in u woman. And so tho world has had for oirending women, scourges and objurgation, nnd for Just one olTeuso, sho becomes nil out enst, whllo for men whoso lives hnvo lieen bo domlc for twenty years, tho world swings open its doors of brilliant welcome, and they may sit in legislatures nud senates and parliaments or on thrones. Unlike tho Christ of my text, the world wrlto. u man's mis demeanor In dust, but chisels n woman's of fense with great capitals upon mclTnccnblo mnrblo. For foreign lords nud princes, whoso names cannot even bo mentioned hi rcsccta bio circles abroad, becauso they uro walking Inzarettoes of abomination, our American princesses of fortune wnlt, nud nt tho first beck sail out with them Into the blackness of darkness forever. And In what nro called higher circles of society thero is now not only tho Imitation of foreign dress nud foreign manner, but nil imitation of foreign disso luteness. I liko an Englishman nud I liko nn American, but tho sickest creature on earth Is nn American playing tho Englishman. Society needs to bo reconstructed ou this sub ject. Treat them nllko, masculine mid femi nine crime. If you cut the ono In granite, cut them both in granite. If you write tho ouo In dust, writo t ho other ill dust. No, no I bays the world, let woman go down and let man go up. Whnt Is that I hear plashing Into tho Kust itiver nt midnight, nud then there Is it gurgle ns of strangulation, and all Is still. Nover mind 1 It is only a woman too discouraged to live. Lctthomillsof thecruel world grind right ou I HIONIFICANCK OK CHIUST'H DUBT WUITINO. But while I 8cnk of Christ of tho text, his stooping down writing in tho dust, do not think 1 underrate the literature of tho dust. It is tho most solemn and tremendous of nil literature. It is tlio greatest of till libraries. When I-uyurd exhumed Nineveh ho wns only opening the door of Its mighty dust. Tho ex cavations of Pomiell hnvo only been tho un clasping of the lids of a volume of u nation's dust. When Admiral Farragut and ills friends, a few years ngo, visited that resur rected city, tho house of Bnlbo, who had been ouo of its chief citizens in Its prosiierousdnvs, was opened, ami u table wns spread in that house which eighteen hundred and ten years lias been buried hy volcnulu eruption, nud Farragut and his guest walked over thu ex quisite mosaics anil under tho beautiful fresco, and It almost seemed like being enter tained by those who eighteen centuries ago uau turned to dust, un, this mighty litem turoof thodustl Where nro tlio remains of Sennacherib nnd Attlla and Epnmiiiondas and Inmerlano and Trojan and I'hllip of Mncedon nud Julius Casnrl Dust! Whero are tho heroes who fought ou both bides at Clucronca, at Hastings, at Marathon, at Cressy, of tho 110,000 men who fought ut Agincourt, or tho 'jmamo men who faced death nt Jena, of the 400,000 whoso armor glittered in tho sun ut Wngrnin, of tho 1,000. 000 men under Darius nt Arbelln, of tho 2,011,000 men under Xerxes at Thermopylae uustl Whero nro tho guests who danced tho floors of tho Allmmbra, or the Persian imlnccs of Aliusucms Dustl Wherenro tho musicians who played, and tho orators who sjioko, und tho sculptors who chiseled, nud tho archi tects who built in nil the centuries except our ownf Dustl The greatest library in tho world, that which has the widest shelves and tho longest n isles nnd tho most multitudinous volumes and tho vastest wealth, is the un derground library. It is tho royal library, tho continental library, the hcmlsnherio li brary, tho planetary library, tho library of tho dust. And all theso library cases will bo ojicihxI, and all these scrolls unrolled, mid all these volumes unclasiiod; and ns easily ns in your library or mlno wo tnl;o up n boou, blow tho dust off of it, und turn over Its nges, bo easily will tho Lord of tho Resurrection pickup out of this library of dust every volume of human life, nnd open It nnd rend It and display it. And tho volumo will bo rebound, to be set In tho royal library of tho King's pnlaco, or in tho prison library of tho bclf destroyed. Oil, this mighty literature of tho dustl It Is not so wonderful after all that Christ choso, in stead of un Inkstand, tho Impressionable sand ou tho floor of un ancient temple, nnd instead of a hard pen, put forth his forefinger with the same kind of nerve nnd muscle uud bone and flesh as that which makes up our own forefinger, and wrote tho awful doom of hyjiocrlsy and full nud complete forgiveness for rcjxmtnnt sIiiuci-h, even tho wors.t. And now I can bcliovo that which I read, how that n mother kept burning u caudlo in tho window every ulght for ten years, and ono night very luto, n jioor waif of tho street entered. The aged woman will to her, "Sit down by tho fire," and tho stranger taid, "Why do you keep that light in the window I'1 Tho ngod woman uddi "That ia to light my wayward daughter when thu returns. Blnco tho went nwny ten years ago, my hair has turned white. Folks blamo mo for worrying about her, but you eo I nm her mother nnd sometimes, half n dozen timeu n night, I open the door nud look out into tho darkness and cry, 'Llszlol 'LUzIo!' But I mutt not tell you any moro nbout my trouble, for I guess,' from the way you cry, you linvo troublu enough of your own. Why, how cold nud sick you nwuil Oh, my I enn It bl Yes, you nro Mule, my awn lost child. Thank God thnt you nro homo ngaln I" And whnt n time of rejoicing thero wns In thnt house thnt mghtl And Christ ngnln stoojHsl down and In tho ashes of thnt hearth, now lighted up not more by tho great blazing los than by tho Jo7 ot n reunited household, wrote tbo snmo fllMitliig words thnt he hail written mere than eighteen hundred years ngo In tho dust of tli Jerusalem temple. ForglvoiiossI A word broad enough nud high enough to lot pnss through It nil tho armies of heaven, n million uhrcust,on whlto horn, nostril to nostril, Hank to flnuk. ODDS AND ENDS. At every tnllrond In Holland thero is n watch woman nt tho crossing, Marriage would Iw more frequently n suo ccmi if fower men nnd women were failure. All mntches, frleudshtH nud societies nro dangerous nnd Inconvenient where the con tractors nro not equal.! Est range. At Caunjnhnrle, N, Y,, a homo wns fright ened to death by tho nolm made by steam es caping from n locomotive. Open your mouth nnd purse cautiously, nnd your stock of wealth nud reputation slinil, nt least tu repute, lie groat, Zimmerman. A Kansas man hauled 800 rnrloads of dirt hi ono mouth, nnd the local editor chronicled It ns "NX) transfers of renl estate in ouo mouth." Rhubarb camo from Chlnn nbout IfiTO.nnd when Introduced Into England wns cnllcd "pntlenco." Turnip leaves wero llrst eaten as n salad. Atn Uxik sale In Boston nmmplilit entitled "Captivity In Cnnndn," nud published by Rev. John Norton In 1 747, fetched fiVM. Tho pro)oscd East river tunnel between Now York city and Img Island, It Is stated, will bo four nnd n half miles long nnd cost t.1,O0O,O0(). Our admiration of n famous man lessens uiwu nearer acquaintance with him, nnd wo seldom honr of n celebrated jierson without u catalogue or somo notorious weaknesses nnd liillrmltles. Addison. A St. Iouls coal roniNiny mined nt Dan ville, Ilk, u Iuiiiii of coal that weighed .'17,000 pounds. It was slilpixsl to Chicago, uud tho timbers In tho mine hud to bo taken down for its removal. At n typewriting contest In London thero wero 'M entries nud nearly nil npponrod. Tho first prize wns for Kovcuty-ultio words n min ute, twomy or thlity words less than has lieen nchloved In this country. Whnt a wretched commentary on tho "di vlno right of kings" to rule Is alfonled when wo coutempliito tho physical nnd mental characteristics of tho kings nud princes of EuroH)l Philadelphia Record, Tho region covered by Professor Picker ing's oxiKiinient for enumerating ncbulm, photographed In n given iortloii of tho heav ens, wns nbout four-thousandths of tho entire sky, nnd resulted in tho discovery of twelve now clusters. A inllllonnlro named Tngllaliel, who died ut Milan, bequeathed tho sum of fjO.OOO francs to tho street Bweejiers of that town, on condl tlon that thoy would nil go to his funeral In their working clothes. In his youth ho had himself been n street sweeper. Tho Sevres dessert servlijo in Windsor cas tlo Is valued by mi oxjiert nt fully I'lOO.OOO, tho punch bowl nlono being estlmutcsl nt 10,000. Tho value-of tho chum at Bucking ham jmlnco mid thnt of Windsor together is thought to exceed considerably JL'i0,000. At Chnrlotto Hnrbor, Fln.,n blackbird was been to dive Into water his own depth nnd bring out n llvo crab as big as a silver dollar. Ho Hung tho crustacean on tho bench nnd picked mid shook him until ho killed him, nnd then mado u breakfast on him. Candles nnd candelabra now find n pluco in the most fashionable drawing rooms. Thoy nro used for muiitel ornnments nnd btnud on tables, and como in bilver, various kinds of bronze mid chlnn. The most ttyllsh gas fix tures nro also In tho shape of sconces and candle brackets. Tho war dejrartinent has granted to tho Smithsonian Institution thoprivllegoof erect ing nn astro-physical observatory on tbo heights or Arlington, Its purjxiso being, as Its iinmo Implies, the investigation or the physical constituents or tlio heavenly lxUos. A man w ho got lost in tho bush In South Australia resorted to un Ingenious exjiedleiit for escaping from his dilemma, After wan dering about for four days he decided to cut a telegraph lino and enmp on the spot. Ills plan worked. Tho telegraph repairers wcro tent out along tho lino to discover tho cause of the interruption, and camo upon tho wan derer in time to save his llfo. A Itotury Icicle. I must tell you of n curious Iclclo that formed recently out in tho rar west. Tho su perfntendent or a largo smelter in Colorado savs In a recent toiler t. tm. "If ..,, I, most curious nlfulr I over saw. Botween tho engino room nud tho blower room nro numer ous clcCtHe Ill-lit tlll-IHt mill ft Llfinll ct..nt.. pipe with a coupling joint, from which a Buiuu jvs ui i.ii.uii scaping, ino steam Condensed Ulld fin. nnlnniui,f llmu'lrn. nud boon nn Iclclo iiuua down. Tho wire iwiMoa so mni i no icicio tixiu n turn nud nu othcr Doint form l. umu nnntlim- mwl tl,.. tho affair broke loose nt thu point where tho wire wem inrnugii, mid a ierut pliiwhoel was formed. It kept very slowly turning as thoico grew heavier ou tlio side towards the jot of steam. It was probably n foot in di ameter, or even more, now here more than three Inches through and remarkably sym metrical, tho curves of tho spiral (jolng quite regular. Philadelphia Times. A I'nictlrnl I Ire KxtliifiiMier. A physician says that ho had studied tho subject very carefully uud wns convinced that it would Iw well for every houm to keep Its own tiro extinguisher, and ttcould Iwcuslly done. It would certainly bo Invaluable to jiersons living In tho country, and far re moved oven from neighbors. Tho doctor then told mo that ho would givo ma tho esact ro cilK) now used in tho ll.-o extinguishers Ixing offered for talo. Take twenty jiouiids of com mon salt nnd ten oiiiuU of sal nmmouiuc (murlato of ammonia, to bo had ut any drug gist) und dissolve In seven gallons of water. When dissolved It can to bottled and kept in each room of tho house, to lie used in an emergency. In caso of n lire occurring ono or two Iwttles should bo Immediately thrown with force Into the burning place to as to break them, nud tho flro will certainly bo ex tinguished. New York Telegram. Tho riant und tho Miiulow. A Plant which was Growing finely in tho Sunshine of Juno wus suddenly covered by u Shadow, nnd in soon us tho Gardener ap peared It mid i "I was doing Splendidly until that Shadow e.Miie. lr you expect mo to do my Best you must keep it nwny." "My friend," replied tho Gardcuor, "If it wcro all Suushlno you would Grow too fast. If it were all Shadow you would not Grow futt Enough. It wonts i Mixture to Make you Worthy of your Name." MOIUL Tho toothncho nnd corns nnd colds in tho head nnd tacky toro throats aro sent to keep tu; from getting ahead too fast. Detroit Frec-Peu. Helen nnd llrnsllrs. TboM ti n saying, full of that keen observa tion for which tho French nro famous, "Clin cun n snbete dans In figure," Each of us has a resemblance moro or less exnet to somo ani mal, nnd tho lines of llkoncn to horses, dogs, monkeys, birds, fishes, nakw, tigers nnd mice, ns well ns to those or sheep, goats, pigs, cows, cats nud lizards, can bo traced in men nnd women who yot nro purely human nnd without any moral likeness to their nutityies. Home of them) resemblances mnko pretty faces enough, If the horse mid cow lenvo much to be desired on tho score of Utility, tho dog gives wivernl fascinating replicas. We have known stnulels uud setters nud Skycs nud Blenheims nud runny little Jni nucHn nondescripts, In frocks nud hats, walk ing erect ou two legs with humnii voices to match their human minds who wero ns de lightful In their womanhood as they went pretty In their xrsounllty, And yet their faces, with only n fow strokes of the (tencH, could lie Hindu nn exnet likeness of tho creat ures we have mentioned. Do we not nil know tho women who jieck like birds when they mnko n show ot kissing I They cannot kiss even their babies liko true huiiinn beings, but dab and dash and iicck nt tho soft flower face like rlrd picking up grain, uud their pointed llm seem ns If they must hurt ns much ns the liouy ixvik thoy simulate. Ami nro not hands very often liko clawsl uud did not Dickens liken tho working sinews of nn old woman's shriveled neck to the scratching legs of Kiultryl And nro not certain men Ilko eagles! nnd certain others like secretary birds t nnd others ngnln Ilko herons ( nud yet ngnln, others Ilko geesol And dowu not nil know tho dove among women; and tho little brown wren; und tho angry little hedgo sparrow, nil fuss nud bluitcr nnd light uud feathers, with n body no bigger tlinn a walnut underneath thou) npwircutly quite formidable quillsf Surely! In fact, birds have nearly ns largo n following ns dogs, nud wo might multiply thu Instances of likeness till we had Included nil tho species given by Audubon. Iximlou Queen. Tint Kind of it Wife Vou Want. You say you demand n domestic, useful woman as your wife. If that Is so, marry Nora Mulligan, your laundress' daughter. Sho wears cowhide shoes, Is guiltless or cor sets, never had n sick day In her llfo, takes in washing, goes out house cleaning, nud cooks for u family or seven children, her mother nnd threo section men who hoard with her. I don't think sho would marry you, becauso Con Bengali, the truck walker, is her stylo of man. ICt un examine Into your qualifica tions ns u model husband after your own matrimonial Ideas, my boy. Can you shoul der a barrel of Hour uud enrry It down cel lar! Can you saw and split ten cords of hickory wood In full so ns to hnvo ready fuel nil winter! Can you sjiado up n hnlf aero or ground for n kitchen garden f Do you know what will take tho lime taste out of tho cistern, nud can you jxitcli tho little lenk In tho kitchen roof ( Cun you bring homo a pane or glass and a wad of putty uud rcilr dam ages in tho sitting room window I Can you hang some cheap wiier on tho kitchen! Can you fix tho front gate bo It will not swngl Can you do nnythlng nbout tho house that Con Bengali caul My dear, dear boy, you sco Nora Mulligan wants u higher tyK) of true manhood. You expect to hire men to do nil the man's work about tho house, but you want your wife to do nnythlng any woman can do. Bcliovo mo, my son, thut iilno-teutlis or tho girls who piny tho piano nud sing so charmingly, whom you In your limited knowledge set down ns mere butterflies or fashion, nro better fitted for wives than you nro for n husband. If you want to innrry n first class cook und ex perienced housckccor, do your courting iti the Intelligence oflleo. But If you want n wifo, marry the girl you love, with dimpled hands nud n face like thu sunlight, und her love will tench her nil these things, my lxy, long before you havo learned ono-linlf of your own lesson. Bob Burdettu in Burlington Ilawkeyo, A bucocMriil IMItnr. Allen Tliorndlko UIco, editor or Tho North American Itoview, U ono or the richest edi tors In tho United Suites, mid his l.s un In stance in which wealth uud ability go hand in liund. Ho Is reputed to lo a millionaire twico over, Is but iCI years of ngo, u handsome man nud a bachelor. With these attributes, combined with tlio advantages of an excellent education nnd nn iuoxhnustlblo fund of in formation obtained by foreign travel, It is but natural that ho Is u popular as well as a prominent leader in tho literary worhL Ho received his early education in Franco nud Germany und lhinlly graduated from Oxford. His rather slight figure, dark complexion andSjumlsh cast of countenance Is familiar to tho habitues of tho up town clubs. In manner ho is democratic, with a slight ten dency to bo reserved. Ho sjicnds several hours a day ut his oflleo and overlooks every line of mutter that appears In tho inagazluo of which ho is owner as well us editor. Mr. Ulco is a frequent contributor to his own ieriodlcnl. In politics ho is nn ardent He publican, nnd takes un active art in overy national campaign. His hobby In K)litIcs Is electoral reform, of which ho has long been a zealous advocato both by jien nud tongue. Ho framed the first ballot reform bill ever Introduced In tho Now York legislature His stable contains somo horses the pedigree of which U gilt edged, nnd ho is nlo tho owner of n stenin launch which lias a record of twenty-two miles an hour. Mr. Ulco is nu energetic man und nn enthusiast l:i his work. Current Literature. An Odd Custom. Law requires that in ono of tho rooms of tho Tower of Ijiidon there shall bo kept six horso shoes and stxty-ono nnlls. Tho sheriffs of tho city wero formerly compelled, when they wcro sworn in, to count theso, as n proof or their education, as in tho tlmo or lidwnrd II, when this usngo began, only well educated men could count to stxty-ono! lr 1 urn not mistaken, sheriffs still go through tho ubsurd form of counting theo horseshoes and nails. Another requirement was thnt in proor of strength tho now sheriff should cut n bundle of sticks; uud the samo buffo litis always been used nnd Is still In existence, hut In placo or sticks n bundle or matches is now mado to answer tho purioso. Wide Awake. tlull.ilni; In Winter. Thoquetlo-i t carry lug on mason work in frcorln;: r.ir.t..ir has cseltod a good deal of attention n' i : ; architects lineo the publica tion of un of.lcml rejKirt to the British gov eriimeut by uo of its agents in Cojienhageii, imiu which it nppcurs that brick walls nre aid in tlu.t city in winter w 1th ierfect sue .ets, the only pi ocuution taken U-ing to use .if.shly flacked liiuo in the mortar, to that it nay bo wurm when put un. Frank Usilu s .i'ows paper. Useful WnlUIni; htlits. Walking sticks are now belug made that iro useful ns well us ornamental. From one . iJIk umlivlki can bo drawn mid crowed 1 1 lio cano; unother has n receptacle fur ulcuis .nil cents, and is convenient fur thnsowho ivbon street and other city car nnd cross urrin; another contains a measure for tho loiijlit of horses uud bus l spirit lovel attach- nent, und still another has n good Httlo watch ct in tho crystal houdlo. Chicago Times. N. M. Ruddy, Practical Optician. 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