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nJ-Tl" -' A- CAPITAL CITY COURIER, SATURDAY, DECEMHER 22, 1888. VjW iw K B"r K v i i .? r K ,. "V I u- V hi- V&. m fete? 'CHICA& Milwaukee 'tFUl M &. Owns mid npornlrsMiii) mile of IhorMiuihlj iiiiIihM ntiul lit Ullnolf, NViwouilu, low it. Jktlriixttirl, MlniM-oolii ntttl IliiUulii. It'll llin Unit lllivet limit" belW . .( 1111 ins , HOUlll W'l Principal I'olnlnlii llin North "nit, 1111 car worn . , For maps, II1110 lahlcs, rales nf pnswiiio itm freight, etc., apply to nearest n1nlfii niiiit nl UllfUAIln, Mll.U.U'KKK A Hr. I'AIM. IIA I WAV, iirlo imy llidlroml Agent miy win-ruin Ihownrld. ,, II. MI I, I, Kit. , v. 11. 1 .Mir...i.i ! (lencrnl M'tt'r. (Icui I'HM.AThl Aul. F.TUOKKIt. Si flKH. II. IIKAITOltll, VtrUOon' Miir. Al.(l. P. A I. AKl- Milwaukee, WIronln. MT-Fo? liifurnintloii In reference l '.niuls niiTTnwii owni'il hy llin rhlonim, Milwau kee, HI. Paul lliiUwiiy('iiiiiiiiiiy.wrliiiii II. O, llAtiiiAN.Uiml L'liiiiiiil-xliimT.MIl whiiIuo Wlsoondn. Shortest : and : Safest : Route TO Al I I'llIMN l Colorado, Wyoming, I'tiili.rnllfiiriilit. Mint- tniin, Idnho, Oregon nml Wimhlnglon Territory. Tnlii tlio OVERLAND FLYER Andsuvoonodny to nil l'lielilo const points. THE UNION PACIFIC Running lulu 1111I011 depots nndcnmiccllni: with fit limited trnliiM of nil linen for nil tiolutscut. wc(. uurih nml noiiMi. Ihmuuh tickets nml modern il .V couches. Iliiugngo oheokoil through I hIchHuiiH-iu from nil nlMl OllStllllllO UllllOllMlll HUM l llllltdll. Hlcepor iieoninnituUnns riser d In throuuh I'lilliiinii 1'iilnrii oar from thu Missouri river Initio I'n clflo const. Got Your Lnundr Work -DONK.VT- IlieExcclsicr lmn leuifry, ' S07 H. llth M., ivnr entrance. Tot. SKI. ortloro promptly called fur nml delivered. Wo prliloimntoheHonproiiiptliowi ntnl superiority of work. MIM.KK fc DAY, Proprietors. Fremont, lilkhorn & Mo. Valley Trnlns leave fl:V), in. for Writ nml OsM) n. m ml 8:85 p. 111. for F-nst. Tim Klkiioiin Vaixkt Link. To free linine In Northwestern Nebraska mi BoutliwrNtrrn Dnkoln. To the IHnok Hill nnd the. Hot Springs. To-Central Wyoming eonl nml on fields nn cattle Hinges. To Chicago nml Dm YaU To St. Paul, the North nml Northr,st. For further Infortunium li.ciu rv of OKO. N. KOIIKSMAN, Agent lit Ratlin IPth street, - Lincoln II. 0. lll'IlT, J. H. llfCIIAKJkN, (lenerul M'gur. Cleu'l Pa. Ag'l ' OMA t.V. NF.U. OTho BUYERS' QUIDB Is tssuod March and Sept., onoh yonr. It in nn onoy olopodin of UBorul infor mntlon for nil who pur ohaso tho luxuries or tin neoossttlos of Hfo. Wo can clotho you and furnish you with All tho nooessnry nml unnocoonnry ftppllanoos to rldo, wnlk, danco, oloop, eat, fish, hunt, work, i;o to church, or st07 at homo, nnd in vnrtous slicn, tylos and qunntltlos. Junt llRuro out what Is roqulrod to do nil thoso things COMFORTABLY, and you can mnko n fair ostlmato or tho valuo of tho BUVEIltl' QUIDE, whloh will bo sent upon reoelpt of 10 conU to pny pontneo, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Ul-lld Michigan Avonuo, Ghlooo.lll, FAST HAIL ROUTE ! 2 DAILY TRAINS - 2 TO- Atchlton, Leaven wojthSt,Joeph,Kanaf City, St. Louis and nil 'points South, Halt and West. The direct line to .V'tScott. . Parsons, vyiehltit, llutchinton andwull piinclpal polnti In Kansas. .The.'only road to Hie Great Hot Sprine,. of Arknna. Puu.ma Si.krpcus and Frkb ttKCLiMNO Chair Caku an 'all trains. XfrHAMn, R. P. R.MILLAR, City Tkt Agent, GenM Agent. Cor, O and uth Su. Dr. Beth Arnold's COUGH KILLER l the best Cough Curo I everosed, W, A. Mjrer, Weston, 111. Druggist, 36c., EOC., and H HaEsavlLwM aafl H HEALTH HINTS. 60 MR 811IKJ Kit riO.NS HK(Ultl)tN(1 TUB TnnAT.Mr.Nr ok coiioiis, and coi.dh, woitru iii:mi:miikiiino. A coiikIi Is tiHtnUly llio nytnploni of omo tllioaNO, llio cliarnclrr of llio c()tililmi()t' tlionnttiroof tho itlseme. A coiikIi hIioiiIiI never 1m supprcMod lint llin (lcflcnfo curi'il, then tlio coti",li will htnji of ItMiIf. 'I'ho most oominon iIIhciiiii Hint cniiHeH nuililiiKi In n cold. When ieiNiin tiikci eolil, ninny of tho nlr cells of tlio Iuiij;h lieeoino olislructutl with iniicus, the coiiKliInK Ih nn oll'oi't of iiiUnre to relieve tlm IniiK" '"J Hint Ih tlm Hint nml inoit liiiuirtniit tiling to lie ilotio In trenttiiK n colli. The lutipt hIioiiIiI Im relluved nml tlm xeeretloiiH o1eneil Which In tlm lient no eoiiiillnheil dy iilvluc Chntiilieilnlns CotiKli Henimly. It Is lliounly iireimm lion In iiNo tit tit will cnuc the exiiillon of inticiih from tlieiilrcellH of tlm Iiiiiks. ItnlsorendeiH IIiimiiiiciihIi'is lennuloii.t nml un.sler toe.vpeetornte nml opens thu nuerelJoiiH.nlilliiKnntiire In relieving tlio luiiKt nml freeing Hie HyMem of nil mor liltl inntler nlleeiiinlly curiiiK tlio cold. It iietH In perfect liiirinony with nntiiro nml In the only prepiirnllon In comtnon mo Hint iloi'H. Nntiiri'H wuy It to onon tlm MeeietliiiiH, render thu inncim IoAh leiincloiiMiinil eniler lo expoetornto nml relieve llio ItinjjM nml (hut Ih preelHely Hid olleet of ('liatnliurlnln'ii (.'oiikIi lloineily. Von nk: "How ilo wo know Hint Is iintiires wny?" lleeniiHo If your MVHtem Ih titrniij:ttotij!li to Htiinil It nntiire, will in time lelievo It of tho colli without the nlil of nny ninillolnn nml Hint Ih Just iho wny It koch about It, lint ninny mi "Iron constitution" litis neon severiy rnekeii oy ipiivhik nntiiro nlotio nml iinnhleit to do tho work, No ono enn nllord to iii'jli'tt n cohlr ns cntnrrli nml chronlo bronchitis are cnineil livneiilectcilcoldH. When n nor- xoii Iiiih n cold the mucus momlirnno lining tlio nlr piusics of tho hem!, Ihrontnml lun.s l.siiiiliuned, tliolulhun mntlon howover Ih "neulo" mid enn bo ciireil, If not cured hut kept up by tho cold or by n miccchhIoii of colds which Is n very common occurrence, tho liilliinimntlon Iiccouiuh chronic, nml If In tho lientl is known ns ciUiutii; If In tho wind pipo mid brnnches of it ox tonilliifj to nil pnrln of tho Iiiiih, it Is cnlleil chronlo bronchitis. Noithurcnt nrrh nor chronlo bioncliltis cnu bo per ninnontly cured, ns when apparently cured, a cold will brini; tliotn on njjnln nnd every Riiccccdinp cold will ntftfrnvntotlioin. 'J'Iicho nro fuctH which no oliHervinjr person enn deny. It Is of tlm utmost importance that ovcry cold bo cured a.s quick 1 as possible after tlio llrst symptoms in per r and It has been ahundontly pn v. n Hint there is no mcdlolno Hint will euro a cold In less tliuu than Ch iinberlnln's Couch Homedy. besides it leaves Hie system in ns henlthy a oomlit'i n ns it was boforo tlio cold was contracted. Bold by W. J. Turner. I.OKiil Nollot. Ill the IHxtrlcl Court In in, 1 for I.nncii'trr county Nelmtnkn. John li. I'nrwoll, iilnlti lit', v. lhnil Shiiltr., IVIcrCotinellv, Kate t.'oniii'lly, A. I'. l'i n iioeU, Union Trn-t o iipntii' Ouiiilin, In UioHtitlo uf Nnliriukn, unit oilivrri Tlioiiliovn iinincililef udiuils, Kmll Hhull. Put rCiniiirlly, Kntot'o .nelly, nml A.C IVn nook. Ilrnt niuiio iiiiluicnvn, will luko uotleo Hint on tlio IMU ilny or NnviiiiilHT, A. I). IKvS, tle iiIhivo nnineil plnlnl II, John I.. Knrwi'll, llloil hli iietltion In llio District (.'oiirt nf Imm oiiHirirrounty, NetirnHkii.HtfiiliiNixiilil ilurouil nulM, llio olijnet nml pnijer of which Is to foreclose in'iTlnln imiriKUKi) exeeuteil hy the ilefeiiilunt Kmll Hliullz tntlio p.iilnllil', John Ih l''nrivell, upon thu nortliwrst iiiiirter of seellon iiiiiuliereil tweuly hI.x Ml), In town-, ship muubereil lieveu (7), uorlh of rituuc nuiiilioroil llvu ).")! imibi of llw lltli r. M., In I.nuonHttir county, Nuliriiska, to voi'itrc tlio payment of two eertnhi proinUory imleH, tinted Jniiunry I, ISSI. one for Hiohuui offnn nml Iho other for tho mini of f no, the hitter fullliiKiliie Jnminry I, IhSS, nml llin former Jwninry ,W.n, with uiiiilinl IntorvHt nt H per cent per milium on oneh, nml Huil UitrrU lion' ileo ami nnynlilu nml ilin on imlil iioten llieKiiuinri-.VlVll.), r,1r wiilehsiiiu Hiniilnlii tltriirnyH fornilecreo Unit ih fetulnulH le re iilred to pjy tho irnine, or Hint mild promt iiiiiv Ik koIiI to mitlsfy tho ninoiinl foiiml due. You nml eneh of you ur ioiiilroil to uin-wei nnlil petition on or liufor Hie Mint ilny of l)e ceiiilir, 1NW. Dated November 15, 1RS8 ('. C llmili, Att'y for I'l'l If. InvlttV ollUv, 115 8 Tenth. Telephon:;o Bawyer it Mosher, Hoi ists, Miipouie Temple. Mineral water used lor Uithlng, 1UIU O st. Trickoy &Co,,wholo.aleaud ivtnll Jowelei-s. U Harr, Jowelor, estnlilWiirl lbl. lOIDOht. Canon City Coal at tho tVhltelavast Coal and I.huo Co, Try homo of tho lino fresh tlhh sorvoil ovcry day at Cameron's. Tho great diamond auction s de at llalletl'n commences today. A drop in Isith prices nnd stock of dry goisls nt II. lU Nlssley Si Co. Improvixl shower for Turkish baths at 1010 O street, Iwsement Union block. Bent lioard hi tho city and at a price w ithin reach of nil, at (Melt's. Twenty -ono meals for fi. Tho llnest luiicheoiis In tho city nro scrvisl at n't hour at Carder's Ktiropcnu ivslnurnnt, KM l street. Aprons make a very pretty an senxlleh ' '!hriUmas Riit. Asliby MlllipatiglikliJw a ' gr-al lino from 'JTw to !U)o each. Call on J. C. Field, Lincoln Seavanger, for prompt work day nml uli;ht. Otllcu under Fiit National bank. Call telephone. -IDS. ladles will do well to call at tlio Art and FiiriiishhiK goods store, 'ii Houth Twelfth Htitft, opkMito tho oierii house, when in MMirch of holiday prchents. Through vestlhulo slccier wlthdliilug car attachel from MIsMiurl Valloy on nil Klk-horn-C. fc N. V. It. It. trains to Chicago from Lincoln, I'atixnilzo tho Ust lino; otllco U.tKo. ldtlifct, Turkish Cabinet, electric mid plain bath for ladies at !S!(J South Hloventh street, uvcry forenoon and Wlnelny and Friday e venli g. For gentleman, every nfleriioon, and Tues day and SatmVny evenings. Kteiiiiulilp Agency, If youcontemplato n trip to any Kiirnnean iolnt or Intend brl'igim; friends from any such lHMit to America apply for rates and Information to Geo. A. Forcsmau, Ag't., 115 So. 10th st. Handsome Office to Kent. Desk room with us of telephoiio,stcnm heat, light and ollco hoy, to rent at the new Couhiku olllce, l&M'-M north Twolfth strwt. Oroiuid lloor and txist locution hi tho city. Ilent reasoiiahle. u I'rolltulilo HiiHlneKH. Those who taku an agency font rellnlilo en teriiisiiig house, learn th-lr busiuefs and stick to it, get on in tho world, l'oopplo who linva any Idea of engaging in any casvassiug business will do well to write Oeorge Stiiisou & Co., Portland, Maine tho great nrt and general publishers. They olTur the mont ex ceptional advantages to tlioso who nro suf- tlcieutly enterprising to lio willing to make a push In order to better their condition. It costs nothing to try. AYon.cn mnko success ful canvassers, as well us men. Full parti culars will bo sent to thoso who address tho firm; their full address is given above. OpiMixlllon lii PrticrcM. Mr. lilliioii iropoos to trnnstult klcsby phoiiofrapli, After a cnreful Invotlgntlon of tills liiKiitnnt Kme, no nro IiicIiikkI tolio llovotlint icform Is scarcely ueeiled hi this department of nocliil economy Vuililii(;toii I'ost, HympiiHiy, Mn '' U1IIIUI I 'i m U -& Mln Ih'tiiiiley (lio Is piiyhiR tlio oiinlty of a very late irty tlio nlj;ht befoir) Oh, If I only had something for my head I Her Cold lUoiHletl and Kxtremcly Dense Kiieiid Why enn't yon uinkuovcr that close IIUIlij; Utile Mulct iKimietf You always ; imiKi'ii bo nen in n, you Know. lima AN EXCEPTION. A Cnln Wlieie tho lliillronil 1'orlcr 0it llio , Worm of II. I Ilo was a largo, elderly man, with nn ex-1 prosslon of discontent In his face, nnd when tho porter had deiosltod his traveling hag in ! 11 section of tlui sleeping enr tho elderly man looked around at tho ventilators, then crlt-, Ically nt Ids neighbor neross tho nile, and then lie said In tho portcri I " Where do wo stop for supper f "Dining carbon tho train, sir," was tho an swer. " N "Is, hey, what trino Is supper ready I" "It is being sorVecl now, sir." "Is, hey h-iri; fuliat tlino do wo get to Al lwiiyl" v "Nino-fifty." "Connect thcro with train from BostouP "Yes, sir." "Wnlt longl" "No, sir; only ten inhmtra." "H-nii what tlmodo wo get to llufTalor "Slx-Ilftecn to-morrow uiornhig." " What timo does tho next train lenvo Iluf fnlo for Cleveland after wo get thcrol" "Six-forty, sir." Tho elderly man looked over his spectacles at tho purler fur a moment and then said: "Want my ticket r "No, sir; tho conductor will take It by and by." "H-m does Hint Cloveland trnln pnsj through Dunkirkf" "Yes, sir." "What tlinoP "Slx-fortythreo." "How hlir a town Is DunklrkP "About 10,000 Inhnhltniits, sir." Tho elderly man teemed to ho nnnfrjT-d about something, nnd ns thodialoguo con tinued he licciime more so. Ho eyed thu (Kirter again nnd nskedt "What timo does tho train reach Erlef "Thro.' minutes past 8, sir." "How much bigger Is Hrio than Dunkirk!" "About four times, sir." This concluded tho interview. Tho (Kirter walked away and tho elder.y gentleman sat down; hut ho didn't s'cin to Icel easy. Ho glared at the pjs-ngcr across the nlsle, then lie took olf his overcoat, sat down nnd com menced reading tlio evening pniK-i', hut throw it aside almost immediately, ami rising again walked gloomily to thu hack cud of tho car and looked out of tho window Then ho went back to tils seat ami sat t licit' sullenly until tlio porter caino tlmt way again, when ho said 1 "Sco here, young man, If I take that 0:10 train from IhilTato to-morrow morning, wlint connection can I make at Chicago for 11 iinrthucMorn train that stops at iCcuotlm, Wls.1" "I don't know, sir." Tlio elderly man eyed tho jiorter fiercely for n moment tlirou;h Ills spectacles then orer them, and then ho said sarcastically: "You don't l;nowi'' "No, sir. Yoa s.o" r "1 sco, jen I ice, ton don't know I Whenn IMSHiugor nl. you a civil ipia-tiou j on don't know. Uivatscottl Why doii'ttlio railroad comimiilcH hiio wooden dummies nnd savo cxjicuscf Hay, do ton know heaus when you seo 'cm Do you know when It's night I Why don't you diivil nroutid with yourcjcsojicnf Say, why don't you juu 0:10 day! I would if I was you I" And as tho (.sorter went quietly about his litislnoM tho elderly man toolt Up his new spa(er again. Ilo seemed to feel moro contented after that. Detroit Freo I'rvss. Goltlnz i:cn. Iu 0110 of tho largest dry goods stores In tills city there is a particularly cross sales man. Ho Is altogether too superb a ereaturo to bo behind a dry goods counter, and when ho docs condescend to wait upon a customer so tho women say It It such a faorthat It Is rmlly 1 31.1 fa. YckUrduy (ijuu.i ; woman who had sulTcrcd nt his hands got oven with him iu tho highest stylo of the art Sho had been selecting a material for a dress for an out of town friend and tho disagreeable sales man had chosen V) assume, when she usUcd for samples, that sho had no Intention of buy ing, and had loftily referred her to wine ono else, intiumtiugasmuch. Tho young woman had bought at least half a dozen ilre.sMS at that counter, and blio vowed vengeance. I Yesterday slio walked up to this superb creature w ith her sweetest and most demure air. She had a sample of cashmere that sho know couldn't bo matched iu Chicago, and sho laid It down ill front of him without a word. If thcro isniiythlng that ho hates so the women say it is to tako dowu goods from the shelves; hut when a wimple is brought in to bo matched ho can't help himself. Ho was iu a particularly lot ty frumocf mint yester- , day, nnd picked up the uuolTondliig sample with tlio condescension of ndukont tlio feast. After ho had taken down three heavy liolts of cloth ho grumbled! "How many yards of cloth do you re quire!" "Two," sho answered, with her sweetest smile. After he had taken down two or threo more he imiwUlently remarked to ' space: "Itathcr an unusual slmdol" "Yes!" Ilo took down several more, nnd scowled. "Is It necessary to havo nn exact 11111011!" bo finally asked. "Yes; It mut match perfectly," said tho young woman, decidedly. Tho salesman knows his business If ho Is disagreeable so the women say and, giving a disgusted kind of nsnlir, ho went to work .again. Finally, ' after ho had taken down at least a dozen , iileces and gono over bis entlti stock, ho irought her 11 piecui "This Is tho hot I cau do," h said, spite- j fully; "aro you sure your sample came from this store!" 1 "Oh, nop smiled tho young woman, do murclv: "I cot it hi Now York,aiid I know you couldn't match It." Chicago Trlhuno. I'iiIii --VI ' ' A MgTUAL AGREEMENT. wlilrli, llinreirr, Conies In mi t'ntliorl; Ihnl. "Iiliollii, my love, another lon and di-4, llclitfvil cvenlnc Is K'foro us.'' TlioyoiuiK lmli id was arrayed hi n dres'-J, iu cowii iji koib'oim, vnriCKiiioii nun at zlltig complexion. He xat In a limirloui, armchair mid rcUd his tired feet on tho soft ' pluMi ciKhlousol two otli'T chaiiM. In his Imiid ho held n mapizine of larc print, which ho was trying Inhorioiixly lo lead with the aid of an oyoKlux lie had purchased under tho deep ami solenui conviction that his position hi society I'lipilierl him 19 jiso something of tho Mud. "Is tlicru anything ulsr I can do for your comfort, Ilillior,'' teudurly lniiilied tho JOllllg wlfo. "I think not. 1oMla." ho 1 culled, after eniulilerini! 11 few momenta, "tlioniili Ifvniff win Kiiiuiy oi'ii lyai pncKngoor -uino Jiien', nml nut liiosmol ioV!ing(net.wltlilii roach I shall lioohlmed." -Jm. ' ,Vi Mrs MeSuaiiijil sontal.wlth her own fair IliTmTA sho llllcd rsho lllljilJhlsriioMrAieeiT,qU.l!im, Avhbso was iiliyniiyltak'tngolifi iSrViwAUlrlliiigoJ mu iinmlo offriJlier and iii'aiwJonii'vt how 1 tint mi suits 111 1110 imppyioiiuru. ' "You iuititn(iw7il.ol)ello (pun) S4 ion tai:ii(iw,-ai.oueiia (pun), uowj . A T-sHl lit. m. K Krntefullyi iWtptiin Wrecliito jour-tjidu) Lludiiess In Into tcrposingtuo ohjectlon to my ii tnv Judul);eilco In inufTAmnr Hits luilnt. Ilnnl as would have heeir'tholsaciillce, Lobelia; 1 (pulD would havo quit iFoheerfully that Is to say, with vuiupnrntivo cheerfulness, If you had exacted It" "How could I havo asked you to quit smok ing, nilllger," rcjihcd tho young wife, "when you havo never inado tho lea.it ohjectlon to my chewing gum!" Mr. McSwut laid tho Ihj down and looked nt her In ustonishmcut. "Do you chew gum, libollai" ho said. "I nover susK'Cted It." "I I confess I do KOinetitncs, llllllgor." I "Mrs. MeSwnt," said he, severely, "havo 1 you any idea of the consequences of Invet erate gum chewing! Do you know anything of the Inconceivably vllo materials of which thostuir Is niiiiluf" "It can't !h any worse, Mr. McSwat, than tho kI)iioiis, lllthy, reeking fumes of that dirty old pi)o you are" "liolielln .MeSwnt, havo ncarol Don't pro voke 1110 t(si far, or" "Illlliger McSwat, do you dare to thrcatcu me! Don't glare and squint at mo through that cyo gins, till you havo learned how to uso It, sir. You nro" "Lobelia I" exclaimed tho young husband, pnlo with conflicting emotion, you havo spoken siicerhigly of this meerschaum. It cost $'!.. Hut let that pass. 1 can hear It. To think, thoush, th.it tho woman I havo vowed to ioo nnd cherish" and his voico faltered -J'upoti whom I hivo, (Soured outltfu treasure of a heart's rlclio.t ntTectloif, fs n' g-gutn chew-eheworl 01 01 Io-bo-UClial" "Dlhlllgcii" sohlied Litiella, "HI qu-qult ch-chowiug If you'll quit sinokhigl" "I'll do It, my lovel" ho exclaimed. Ills brow iilldme with a lofty and nohlo resolve, IllPle.' WrapKil his siuoklng sot, with pipe, i.iiiacco, and all, in a paper, and threw- tho package to tho remotest d pths of a dark nnd gloomv attic on tho topmost lloor, wlillo Lolieh i i;athered up nil lier wads of gum from their various hiding places, roll in I them Into it compact liuiidlc and throw them into the attic llkow lo. "With those sll;;ht sacrifices, Lobelia," said Illlliger, tenderly, "wo propitiate, tho good angels of domestic. blM and banish for ever tho demon of discord from our hearth stonol" . vs Forty-eight hours had passed forty-eight ' short, Imppy Hours. ( Mglit had como again. nilllger was iu'that atlc. ,Ile had sucaked into it and was fumblliigWou'ud noiselessly for sumethliig. In tho' dark his hand camo in contact with a shoo and ho gras(cd it. It hud n foot in it There wus a faint scream. "Miti. McSwat, is Unit you!" "Mr. McSwat, It is." "What 1110 j oil doing here, madam?" "Sir, I am looking for my gum. What are you doing here!" "Madam, I tun hunting for my pipe." Chicago Tribune. Tlio Now Third Header. "And here is n man who seems to bo In a towering rage. Havo his liberties been threatened P "Alas! they have, and ho says ho will dio iu tho last ditch." "Who has dared to menaeo his sacred rights!" "Tho police. A patrolman found him In an. alley, with a hunch of skeleton I.eyi iu 0110 hand and a burglar's Jimmy In tlio other, and nsked If ho wouldn't plcaso walk down to headquarters mid explain whether ho was looking for rats or getting rea ly to mark goods for a quarter off sale." "And ho woutP "Yes, but ho said ho would inako It hot for tho (latrolmau. Ho explained to tho chief that ho used tho Jimmy to crack railroad sandwiches, and that tho keys belonged to his oat bin up home, and thus cleared him self." "And.will tho patrolman havo to goP "Of c.w." . IV.-.. I I. '..I-:. .4 ., ....Ted thing to monkey with." "Door limit Why doesn't ho Ion'; Pi tin rogues' gallery and seo If tho man'. photo graph Is not theroP "Ho has, and ho found it, hut tho citizen will bring his two li;otlioriu-l:iw to prove that it got there hy mistaUo for Jow Hill's photo. Ilo must .go. Ilo shotil I havo had luorodikcrction." "Does Iho man shiver with tho coldP "Ilo does. Ho lias no overcoat, and his clothes aro thin. Ho also hasa hungry look' "Does ho want work, that ho may buy him self some warm clothing!" "Not hnrd work. If you know of a vacaut treasurershlp of an Ice company (laying about $.",00j u year, ho would suido nt tho information." Detroit Freo 1'ieai. Wouldu'l IIiio OUturheil Her. , A woman who was a guest at n Green Bay (Wis.) hotel Is suing for $10,000 damages bo causo tho alarm clock went olf at -a. m. mid scat-et her Into a fit If sho had been a domestic employed iu the houso the alarm would not have awakened her, unless it had overturned her bed mid dumped her out of a third story window. Norristowu Herald. Thu Editor's Christmas Nlulituiuro. The Wasto llasket My dear friend, dur ing M10 Joy nnd feetivftlca of this gladsomo sensin you must not forgot tho unvarying fidelity of an old henchman. I simply want nnupial partnership iu the business. Judgo. irtnU : . X) t " V - OI TRTTTTvrTT?K; rt-U - - -W - .am To bb sold in next Hardy &Pitchers A Complete Line now in Pomeroy WHOLESALE AND COAL QHicc. corner 12th and 0 Sts. Yards, 9th and Sts. J. R. LEMIST, Agont. W -Importer of Ladles', House lintliC m V arts. London No; Dou las 1514 V h EkDwim esnh'itt I A UNAOQ0AINTED WITH THE aEOanAPHY-aplfcim..G"0JJJTIlY, WILL OBTAIN MUQII VALUABLE INrOIMATIOW;rHOM A STDDY OV THIS J.1AP Or THE rsirr, avs, CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y. ItB control position and closo connoction with Eaatorn HnoB nt Clilcn and cantlniioma Unoa nt tnrmliinl wost. make it tho truo mid-link in that unltoa tho Atlantic nnd Pacific. ItB main linos nnd branchas lncludo Olil ennro, Joliot, Ottawa, LnSallo, Poorin, Oonosoo, Mollno and Rock Island, ftj IlllnolB : Davonport, Muscntlno, Wasliington, Falrilold, Ottumwa. Oflknlooan, Woat Liberty, Iowa City. Dob MolnoB, Indlnnoln, WiniorBot, Atlantic, ICnox vlllo, Audubon, Unrhtn, uutlirlo Contronml Council Dlutl'a, Inlowa; Oallatln, Tronton, Camorcn, St. Josoph und Kansas City, in Missouri ; Loavoim ortli nnd Atchison, in Kansas; Mlnnoapolla and St. iMul, In bi.nnosotn ; Wutor- wtvii uuu uiutiAiiiiia iii iutvubuj iwiu It also ollorB n CHOICE OF ROUTES iiiumuiu ijiuuuh, x DAY COACHES, SLEEPING OARS modlato nlacoa, maUlner nil trantfora ua.x uuAuuao, oiuiriun, jiUNUNU uivito, SLEEIMNO OARS, und (botwoon Chicnrro, St, City) rustful EoLlKINO CHAIR OARS, aoa UlBt-UiUBa blUKULU. THE CHICAGO, KANSAS & NEBRASKA R'Y (CRCAT ROCK ISLACIO ROr'TE Extonrta woat nnd eouthwost from Kansas City and St. Josoph to Fair. bury.Nolnon, Horton, Topoka, Horlnrrton, Ilutolilnson, Wiohlta, CaldwoU and nil points In Southorn Nebraska Intoiior UatiBiiB and boyond. Entiri pnesoncor oqulpmont of tho oolobratod Pullman manufacture Solidlv bal. hinted track of hoavy Btool rail. Iron and otono bridroa. All safoty nnnllancor and modoru Improvomonta. CommoiUoua, woll-built stations. Colorltv cor. tatnty, comfortund luxury aaattrod. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Ih the fnvorlto botwoon Chicnrro, Rock Iuland. Atchison, Kansas Oltv nnd Minnoapollo and St. Paul. Tlio tourist routo to ull Northorn BrnnmnrpMr Itawntortown Drunoh tmvoraoa tho " whoat and dairy bolt" of Northorn Iowa. Southwostor.i Mlnnouotu Contral Dakota. . Tho Short Line via Sonoca and Kunkakoa oiTaru nuporlor fncllltloH to trnnni. botwocn Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayotto, and Council BlullBBtioESXh1 Atohlaon, Loavonworth, Kansao City, Mlnnoapolla, ancl St, "pS,IB HtlJo,,Pli, For Tiokots, Maps, Foldora, or any doelrod Inlormutlbn anniv tn n r-... pon Ticket OUluo lutho Unltotl Statcfa or Cannxluoruddroua lonnlrC,tt' E. ST. JOHN, Oaneral Manager. niiio.voo. WORTH - - - - - - . -l -T two months at of Folding Beds Stock. Coal Co,, RETAIL DEALERS IH Mioses' and Children's niports Direct front" KuroncS" Agents and Ncw'Vork. V '- -v - 1 mm, Nebraska ". v Wi 7" nolnta. Wnst. rJortli-nrnHt. nml Rnnt' tli- trnnucontlniintril rlmln nf ntnnt Tulilnh iiiikiiy uuiut iiiuaijui una tuwiia UUU UlllQH, to und from tho Puclllo Coast and intor- in Union dopots. Fast TralnB of lino' rant ililoont PULLMAN PALAOK, JoBonh Aioutt .n ana Kansau tc holders of through Boatn FREE moat produotlvo lands nf Wn ffroa. EaBt- .nd E. A. HOLBROOK. Oea'l Ticket Paa,'rAgsnt ill,. -Ni.,iKiMBaWWiuawiww.sw(iTV-iti'jWMimtTMBnwir!'lw'' "wroiwumim ;rr;
