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AsycMtntertJlowStr3ani(li6il(VK'tti
rArcfwHy clool nfter )ou nnd locked Itf
moans tf un trott lock ntout tliosliwoT h
VlcttiHnl family Ultile. Y"u IIipii rcmrfti on
XlioHnnlitc for iilto n-wpoll. You do iiA'heilr
Dio prnttlo of soiled clilMrtm niry'tnwo. All
tho K'n'i n.ll,lit nl" Stencil cortletwlnt;
pavefnonts ,id tlitnU litrfrcd children of Itlv
4n,;tou scroti urv lirnnl no more, nnd tho
tiwivy IrniiTtnrui door shuts out tPiounU'ot
xlio conduit from thbwlloy ncnr lv l.udNftr
ftkrcol 'Ji'll inoy 'bo iilrroumlctr by tivtr'y
mi'dcrnlitoniiiliJIrtymmrUsp orho cityhot
wlioioyeu pet luslitoull lclmii?c-l.
You rci'Irtur llriL Thcro (in podil'
tlioro'llmt you rur. wrlto with, nnd tltd'ckfk
iilooiitbteliow toli nml read stiortln; nfer
uiilloyou wait am room. Ilo Is tlnve'to
'nttcuil to uuslwrw, nml liU'A'tcmls to It, Ho
'docs not sccmHo enro lietter you liavv nny
'UiBgngo or l,ot' Von cauttny hero fornyn,
'etui If youtlil'i't linvomij' iKiggngc, All) oil
need Isa kind word uikI',iiiIIUiihH (Van tlio
COUft,
Ono cnUrj till -sanfarlum oltli ns n
bonnier er n folon. If -o decides tosonio In
itn n lionrdfr lio pays Piiewtrilon fln uct-lc
for tho irlvllfgiof M'tltij nt lilsnblo nnd
cntlnjctlioliiTurliwof'thd tnnikcU A'ou "lso
iKvtn'lictttriixiiii than nt many Irotcls, ntul
jou Imvon good strung door wlili n (indlork
on It which enable joil to prevent thu sudden
mm! untookod for-'on'raneo of tlio chamber
'inaliL ftcr n fow weeks nt tho sonldo nt
OI'J prrday," 1 think tho room In which 1 mil
writing1 la not iiiirwuonalil-j ut f'J.
SUU, ' of eourso, wo miss- tho sea broezo
hero.
You' can pay C-JJO to f 100 r.r week hero If
lyou'wlih, nnd gkt your money's worth, too.
'Von tho Inttcr mini ono may llvo In tho bi Idnl
chamber, so to (poakt nml too tho very bout
vittualmll tlio tlino.
VVbxmiilcr cets n good sized room, with n
wonderful iinwtint of seclusion, n plain bod,
tabic, cliiilrsearpotnud to forth. From his
'window ono oan r-co nsifhriu tliocyo can
reach.
Honvy Iron bars keopi tlio tnusqnltocs out,
tAiulat night, thu rooms nro brlllinutly lighted
I by. Incandescent lights of olio cnildlo poncr
cadi. Ncut suulTcrs, consisting of tho thumb
uuiH-forcfliigcn iolished on tho hair, nro to bo
If omul tu ciioh occupied room.
.Ura-uHsEcrvudto tho freshmen nnd juniors
.lnJtxctuii5iiUrvadR. It-Is ftich bread ns con
cvJctstoarsiJi.ivo' inolsUiucd many thousand
j'chts. Iji thatxYny It nH (pilto moist.
TIk ino&ti painful folituro nboutlifo III Lud
iloiv-ttrectij.iitiltho conllnement. Ono can
i not avoid n feeling of being coiutnrtly bum
ipetvtlniul hemmed In.
Ono jiioioilltJircouliloi tiling I." tho great
RoclnldiuUiictlon hei-o. Tho oor man who
lceiiln n Btoiw niclio near tho roof, nnd Is
oousUuitly elbowed mid hustled out of his
bed by. earnest and restless cnnln with a
tondency , tcni.iidi Iniomiiin, U hammed by
meeting in tho uouitynrd nnd corridors tho
I)ayingiIa3rilerswlK wear gooil clothe, livo
well, luiroUielrcii-ii, brandy nnd Kentucky
lUconll tho time.
Tho McAllister 'Crowd hero in Just us ex
cltulvo ni It. is on Uio outlih.
Hut, grant Scott, vhut n comfort it is to n
.luati.lli-uiiKMhlm Ivecn nearly killed by n
cycloiwito feol tho.llnn, sceuro walls nnd
s-olUl timixlcGli whei ho i;wi to bod nt night!
iHvcn I ft I cinuot-bolojis to tho -too here, 1 urn
inlmosti happy,
VQivtiionti'7:.'X)o'cloc!s ot night nnd nrlso
,ntiU::!U in tho morning, ho ns to get nn early
4t.ii't, A innU'Wlio .liniAvo or ten years to
ikervo lun placo dll;o this naturally likes to
4,'et nt itns toon (Ui;pAs3lUo each day, nnd so
ho getsmp riM)::;o.
Vo droMiby the-gnudy. light of tho candle,
.nmhwhlloiwodo ko v,o iieuieinber fnrnwny
.nt'houio our wife nnththolittlo loy asleep lu
Jiur nuns. 'Xlioy do not get upatG&O. It
J iat itlils diour wo itvmouibor tho frn
.Crnut drawer lnitho.ilrcs;rnt homo whero
our clean shirts nnd .collars nnd cuffs nnd
cocks mid diniidkorchlcfa nro put every week
liy'OUT'W'lfo. Wo uIno irecallnsiwononljout
Hiur.Ktono.den, with .itnoilon of. former corned
XmhJ mid it ho ghost. of -so mo bloody bunded
iprtdeecssor'ti miorottlll modulng hi tho walls,
Tthoijiicturo.af green grnssdiy our ow n door
way nnd itlio .apples thnttneio Just ripening
nbcu rtlioiticucli .wurrauticnuic.
Tbo tliuoXrom U:U0to ihienkfnst Utnkcn
cpbylbo mrerage of uou-piy lug iuinato by
doing tho huuiberw'orl; iiud.tidyiuz up his
stateroom. I do not know .how others feci
nhout It, but 1 dislike chmubcrwori; most
'5,-My,speelally when 1 niu.Iu Jail. .Kotli-
. done taaew to J;ecp tno out .of Jail, il
Iii'm, than tbo fart that whilo tln:loil,lmvo;to
niako up my bed oud dust tbo piano.
Wc go down to tho ciuk to wash .our fncoa
nnd bandit, it is a pleawut siglit, nml iro
inludu moof ulierdof red legged (eoEoiiiun.
mud hole.
JJivnkf.vt I geuoraJly tablo d'hotn, nnd
consists of bread. A tin upof coireo takes
tlio 'tasto of tlio bread aut of your mouth,
nnd thou if you liavo tome Lluiburger chceso
Jn jour pookct you cau with that jvmovo tho
tasto of tho coHeo.
Dinner Is wried nt 12 o'cliick. And consists
of moro bread, witli coup. This soup has
everything in it except nourishment. Tbo
bend on this ioup li uoticeubloforiuito r.
disinco. 1 1 Is disagreeable. Tlioro Is o cry
thing lu this koup, froiuKhop worn rieoup to
neat's foot oil. Unco 1 thought 1 detected
culslno in It.
Tho dinner menu If changed on rrldaje,
Sundays nnd Thursdays, on which days you
get tho soup first and tho bread uftcrwards.
In this way tho bread Is saved.
Tlnvo dnys in thu week nt dinner each nuia
gets n potato with u thousand legged worm
in It. At U o'clock comes supper with toast
nnd responses. II rend Is served ut supper
tlmo, together with n cup of tea. To thow
who disllko bread uud never cat soup, or do
not drink tea or coireo, llfo nt l.udlow Ktrect
Jail Is indeed Irksome. Hill Nyo lu Now York
World.
Why Ilo Wns Uneasy,
Smith Jones, did you over tit down to a
tablo with thirteen?
Jones Yes.
' Bmlth Didn't you feci uneasy!
Jones Very; thero wcrj only twelvo
io,uubs, Uurliiigton Frco I'rces.
An Unnrccptril Reprieve
JlulTnlo Horn Whito man slug Injuusous,
Injuti no light He.
Ilolllng Diek-Wliatjer wnnt)
llufl'alo Iloru-Whlto Wings.
Ilolllng Dick Uot ouy j;oroencl
JlulTnlo Horn Umpkf
Ilolllng UUjlv-;hHrU Jt jou on' flro mo up
Judjo. ' ' ' '
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4m k ' I
ffk
'MmUIiic It lt
Uerui.
OnllisouV os
icdieut to snvo
Mtrength lu tho
havlng Ilrocs
"Nino dinner,
Cnrlol'-Tinio.
'FHEtiCH
CiKtirllu' VUlt lei C'lilrnc" l'lip bomr
I'rrurti bvhuhini.
Tho play nt tl Thcntro of McVicker, did
you lat night mo I It wns iiiagulllcent,
Ah, but ou l.vix) wns not) Voil.it Tli"ii
woshallof itl:i.
Al thu door of tho thentro tho M. Thomat
Deary wns nundln;; for tho taking of the
tickets of tl n-pivseii'.ntiim. in tho tlmo o(
tho past ho w Tom lleury, but nov ltdoct
that ho goes to bo cnlleit tho M. Uonry.
Ah, uiol tl; fnts of what irony 1
"(.Jood ci-wiiug, M. Uenry," it j on say. ''It
makes evil tiroo t'jls evening. "
"Yejt,"hoMysi"ltdld not snow ono little
of whilo ngx."
"S)enk '" French T' you him nsk.
"1 ieaL French ono little ono llttlo (un
IK.'tltlK.'Ul."
"Wlnt for," say you to him nildivsslng,
"n hat for ( It that nil of tho citizens of Chi
cngo tjicak Fiviich ono littluP'
"I ltuinnls glvo," implies tho M. Ocnry.
"You should go to Rivn mo ono easy one."
Ill tho foyer you sea Mr. tho Col. McVicker
del I
Mr. tho colonel makes to wear beautiful
clothes nnd in thu hands of blm ho truusporti
tho twins tics jumels)
"Tho Mr. Coipicllii Is grand," csclalm.
"C'est iimgiillquc."
"1'nrlei-vous Frnucals, monslcurr'
"Out, u n cu."
Mon DIeul
All speak tho French ono llttlo, Tho picket
of tho fori: and tho merchant of thogrniunnd
tho clerk of tho bioro nil seak tho French
ono little.
Ahlipiel viol
When It is not to speak kckxI rrcneh
Ono llttlo I'itiicIi ill do;
Then you shall say
In n modest way
"Jo trlu i'raticnls un jxmi."
Wo'l! let tlicso foreign actors know
When nsUliiK "rlex-ous"
Thu' ttorltrt ery much
All tallauor Dutch,
Vi'o parley lu I'rencli "un pen."
to r.U Clilcaoanx, hant et has
(rro'ii Cftluinet to I'lshnd nieu),
For tho rvsl or tho wivk
Should O'to llttlo French spoah
tt'hich tiloKiy, imrler, un h.miI
Tho Mr. I. D. Armour nlto speaks of tho
French. Ho makes to goto ndmiro thonrl
of tho Mr. Cotpicllu. Ilo says that tho Mr.
Conuclin of his fnco is beautiful mid that
than tho Jon U of him being moro beautiful
thrco times than of tho pig corn fed.
Thu auditorium of tho theatre hits Itself full
of tho cream of cream It docs that nil of the
cream of tho crtvini soak tho French
vui
little.
They r.od to each other In a friendly wisp,
With n ''C'uimne ous ortez-ous"
Hut that's about utl
Of tho French they recall
For they speak It, you know, "un pen."
Tho Mr, II, I. Hutchinson, tho king of Ui
corner of tho wheat, siu in tho panuiet. H
hajs, that tho Mr. Coiiueliu is magnificent
Strungo, but It does that they nil say "e'est
inagulllipic." It Is that of knowing unythliuj
ciso they uo uotf
Tho Mr, Hutchliisou Is happy. Ses rlchcsscs
soiit ccerues n uu point fucroyablo. Set
viclusscs out nccruo imr uu hcurcux coup d:
uourvc.
"All, Monsieur Hutchinson, vous portcz
vous bleu."
"Onl, nioiibleur ct vousr'
"Jo M. Coquclln ct pingulflquor
"Oul ct lo prl.x du blocs: nugincntol"
This, is tho secret of the. happiucsj of him.
.Vi?; ahlipiel viol
Old Hutch U mi fait.
When tlio deuco Is to pay
In wheat, and ho corners tho same;
, Ilo doesn't parly-voo
(Not ecuuu lcu),
Dut lio geu then tout lo memo.
Etigcno Field in Ch cago Nowj.
Not Very SIiicli frlghtciieil.
'Hocort (to MIvi I'e.nelopo Waldo, of Jioston
iQH.tlio.lawu) Don't bo frightencsl. Miss Po
neloiio, but there's u big gicen worm on your
Aglet.
,MI Pcnelopo Oh, don't disturb It. Mr
Vubash. I should llko to tako it homo with
jtue. It bclougato tho species known as the
caplllus .capillary cnpll, nnd is very raro in
theso parts. Dear ltilo fellow, I shall prize
it co jiiguiy. nouiii you mind, air. Wn-
bash, .puttiug jt.in your Imtf Now York
.sun.
iCulturvd niitliuslasni.
All, ami Mrs. Ulllus w ere enjoying tho play.
"John," kho exclaimed, ns sho looked up ut
kini with rapture, keeping her finger on the
jingo before her, "isn't M'&lcu Cokcrlunn
doing thciu lines grandly I"
"Maria," suuitcil her husband looking ut
tbo book nnd turning ,tho leaf over, "you
niako mo tired. You're two n nolo pages bo
hind lilml" Chicago Tribune.
Thoughtful.
A wise boy, likon n lso lawyer, consider!
how ho will uustTcr possiblu objections before
ho puts in hU pica.
"Papa," salil Charlie, "will you buy mo a
drum)"
"Ah, but, my boy, you will disturb mo very
much if 1 do."
"Oh no, papal I won't drum only wl"in you
nro nslccp." Pittsburg Chronicle,
Paul's Ills Advantage.
Pattl sleepj tweho hours of every twenty
four. Ihat li where sho has tho udvnutnga
over thoso who want to hoar her warblo.
They havo to hustle nt least sixteen hours nut
cf every twenty-four to acquire thu where
with. JJinghainton Republican.
A Generous Striker.
Yenst I "think Ilacon is u very generous
fellow. How dots ho btriko youf
Ciiiusoubenk-Oh, ho strikes mo for a V
onco a week. Yonkers Statesman.
Tbo Host rosltlon.
Patient What Is tbo best position lu which
to sleep!
Doctor I usually Uo down. 3oton Cou
rier, Ahviijs tlio Uut Word.
Thcro promlres to bo n great deal of back
talk In tho phonograph. Pittsburg Commercial.
.X IT J lll
X 'li ' n ' .111
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if-! Vr5pi
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siPOKEM UN PEU.
tOMMY'S DIPLOMTC TACTlfcfc.
iron 'Ilo Induecd Ills tUlft to Mtrt Vhn
t'liot'mlt (liiuio.
"S'o, Tommy," mM lih sister, "Til not
plvo yon fiO cents loviytoseo tho 'football
iimtclu you linvo vcu ii iiiiiulirr Wf 'Nisebnll
gnmrsilurlug tho summer, an 1 ('think that
is enough."
Tummy wns dejected for n w)(IVs nnd kept
ipilet, nuil his Vll-j ear-old slster'kvgnn to con
gralulnto hcifolf llritslio hat'ileneed him
f'l- a tlmo at leat, and hovroulil not bo
'botheicil by Ids tensing, HudCrmly Tommy's
fnce brightened nml ho turm.il towmtl Ids
sister, but sho wns buiy with somo neisllo
woik.nndunsnlluncouvclousof tho thoughts
thit. wem running through Ids mind. After
nwlillo lioweutover nnd stooil bcsldo lier
i nnd wiitvlii.il her lingers ni thev iloxteioulv
'Ikiiltteil tho bright colored ynru Into fancy
mats nnd tilings without names for n church
j fair to bo held In a short time.
Micro wnssllciicofor n while, only brol"n
by tlio fnrnwny notcior it lirirt.li hand orgnn
n it, ground out, In spasmodic time, tho
'lloulnngvr Mm-cIi," In tho next bhx'k. At
lash Tommy broko iIm sllcnco nnd Mid softly t
"lyou remcniliiT Mr Nlcefellow who ued
to IaII: to yu mi iniiCJi nt tho hotel lu B.ira-
Vor-"
MYe, Tommy. Wbyl'
"I guess jou baxru't seen hlr.i ivcentlr,
havo j ouT'
"No, Tomntv. When womovnl I. nt spring
l tiellevo lio w-us in KuroK nnd I did nt
know his nddiv. to did not sou.) blm n curd.
What unkes jim nk tho ipirstlonr
"Uh, uothiu' much, only tho last tlmo I
wvut to tlio IV)lo Urounds Iosco tho New
Yoi ks lcat tbo Chlcngos lio wus thcro In tho
grand stninl mxl Inlkcil touio. Hos-ildbo
iitteudcil nearly cvrry gaum. Ilo bad n lady
with him."
"A lady. Tommy P
"Yes, I gu-ss it wns bis mother "
"Ohl (rcllcvedl. You say bo talked to you,
Tonimyf
"cs; Ins snlil lio thought I bad grown,
(jrent deal sliico lie raw lu Samtoga, nnd
wanted to know bow thai good looking lUvr
of nilno wux.1"
"(lo on, Tommy."
"And then dotald: 'Let inc sec, your fJstcr
Is nlwut ID now, isnt tdjcf And 1 said 1
guevstil tliat ns about your ego."
"Wciro-oftl)).
"T1m?ii ho InriKHl to (ho lady who was with
him nnd nked herlf thodldift remember tlw
lady who looked so pretty tint tdghtnttbo
hop; tho one, bo Mid, who had brown luilr
nnd wnron loudy palo bluo hllk dress, that
beciuno her m well nml made, tbo Itogcrs girls
so Jealous I gmsi Ikj Bald tho Mlsies Itogcrs.
And idiosald nho ivmemberol bcripiito well,
a. id then tho turned ioiiionndsnid: 'Aroyou
tho young lady's brother!' An' 1 said 1 wns,
nn.l ilio said: 'You ought to Ihi proud of
li ivlug such ii nico hister,' nn' 1 fjild I wns,
nil' It uindo mo feel good when I sou. how nil
tho young Indies in tho block wero Jealous of
her"
"Tummy I" (ovcrely).
"Well, I couldn't help It, 'causo I know Its
so'
'Tommy" (mlldlj).
"An' then Mr. Nlcefellow told tho wnltcr
to bring mon glass of kihIii wutcr, un' nsked
m If 1 didn't want somo pennuts, nn' 1 said
1 didn't mind, un' bo bought mo some, nn'
jurt then Duck nwing made n homo run, nn'
Mr. Nlcefellow wild ho guessed tho Chicugos
couldn't pluy ball, nnd ho'd rather sco n gnmo
of football nny day, especially between tlio
collego elevens, nn' ho said ho hoped I would
lio ut tho football gnmes thlj fall, nn' wanted
to know If you liked nthlctlo hivorts, nn' 1 said
1 guessed you did, but you had so many other
things to uttend to, visitlns sick peoplo nu
making things fur tbo poor heathens in
Africa, nn'"
"When did f on say tho football gnmo wns
to bo played Tommy P
"On Baturdayrm.'"
"Tommy (het-ltntingly), would you llkoto
tnko mo to ko thu gnmo If 1 buy tho tickets?"
"Why, ceit."
Then sho l.hscd him nnd told him ho needn't
rnynnythlngnbout their going, uud Tommy
moved toward tlio door. When lio got out
sidu ho dicw u long brenth nnd exclaimed to
himself: "(Jeol What n whoperl Hut It
worked I" Nuw York Tribune.
S.itlnfuctory.
Ho (with evident ngltntlon) M Miss
Grimes, do you slngf
She A little.
Ho And play)
Sho-Yes.
Ho (sighing) Paint, too, I suppose!
Sho Somo.
He Heel to nny I
She Onco in u great whilo.
lio Do you cooU
Sho Nol
I'o Think hcnvcnl Mlsa Grimes, will you
bo uiy.wlfo" Hurllnstoii I'rco Press.
i Ominous for tlio lienors.
"Had you much money upon tho election r
asked tho Judgo.
"Not u cent," replieil tho innj or. "I worked
a licttcr M.'hcmo than that this time."
"What wasltP
"I was In.tho tako holding industry."
Pittsburg. Chrouielo-Tulegraph.
'Not In Rtocl;.
l'ural'Dnmo Hnvo you any pretty wnll
(uiwrf
High Class .Dealer (Indignantly)-Pretty
wall iniierl No, madnui; wo keep nothing
but tho uiot highly nitUitlc designs. Phila
delphia llvcord.
.(Jiioil Advice.
"I ntn.on my wy home, doctor," said n
cltltxii, who was nfter soiuo frco nil vice,
"and I'm tired nnd worn out What ought
I to takeP "Tako n cub," replied tbo lutvl
liseutph;Iclau, WoroostcriUnaitto.
0lkllHl.
wc
Mrs. I) My dear Mrs R., would you
kindly lend mo our hat for the pl.iy)
Mrs H (highly llutteredi-Ceitnlnly, with
plcnsuro. What kind of n iart is It)
Mrs. II. -Oh, It Is ono of theso parts where
ono w bhes to look ns nbsurd ns posslblo
don't jou knuwl-l.lfo,
ffl. WWL.
.'. UVtV.V.hif.1 i
fra uy$m -
wi raw wf, Wt'oiu
4 MiAUm
im $mm IvPl
Jil 1stePrf
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THE Ani20NA KICKER.
Hi l.'ntcrprln! in lidllor Makes Romo Sow
llopnitures.
Wo tnko tho following from tho Inst Issuool
Tho Arltsona Klckrri
COMK AND REI" I'R,
Wo beg to muiotiucotolho publlotlmtwc
hnvo csinlillilioil n grocery In connection with
Tho Kicker ol'.lco. Wo hnvo run npnrtltlnti
neross our shanty nnd stocked tho front cud
m Ith groceries, nnd hereiifter tho two w 111 b
ono uud Insetmrnble.
Whilo wo blandly nckuowledgo (lint this li
uotn literary movu ealculatisl to rnlso tho
public hnirou cud, wo call your attention ta
tho fnetthat wo shnll soil slvdospii clothes
plus for 15 cents, nnd seven bars of snip for
uqu.'iitcr A customer who wnnts'Now Oi
lenns molissos ut wIuiIcmiIo crictnll will Ibid
us behind tho counter nulling nnd nlTnblc.
Tho cltlrenwlio wnutsto rubst'i Ibu for The
Kicker will Uud us lu tho back room willing
to pocket bis fr'J.
rott BAl.K.
ThiMilltorof this paper his $100 wotth of
shares III tho Spotted Hull Slher Mining
company which bo will cheap for ensh or
tnulo for nn nil wind uudershlit, Theso
shares were piv.sontisl us with thu under
standing tint wo should help ropj In
eaMcrn suckers. Hither tlio iiijk) Is out of
order or suckers nro t.ctrco Tho stock bus
gouudowii to two cents on tlio dollar, nnd wo
proHMi to uiihuid before nuother asses-niont
Is niiido. Wo said nu nil wool iindershlit,
but wo nro not going lo bo too turtlcuhr
alhiut it. If ItV lislf cotton, itiluus th
buttons or flaps, or Is rlpix.il up tho back', wo
shall probably niako tho exchange. Don't
lipsltntobocnuso ou nuiy hnvo Ihvii told that
wonio proud and haughty. Wo know when
t' ennto down off tho top rail,
a amtcTuu i.i a n,
Tlio web footw, knock kneed hyoim who
edits tho literary cittlo drl a ncross t hu street
charges us with trying to lonl It over this
community becauso wo hnvo occasionally np
peared iu a w hlto shirt and M cent susikmhI
crs. Tho-o ,wbo know us best know how
humblauud lowly wo feol, oven when having
tbo only (taper collar In tho crowd which bus
not been turned mid sandpaKivd.
Wo shall occasionally put on u whlto shirt
not to bmulllato our fellow citizouior lioost
ourselves nbovo thu herd, but In order to con
nect us teniM)rnrlly with outside civilization.
Now and then wo tJiull icplura tho horso
hldo strap niouud our waist with tho sus
pcnderM siKikeu of, but It will not lio lu nny
spirit of self uggraiidlzeiiieut, such ns might
Justly call tvr mob violence uud tho destruu
tlouof ourolllco. As for tho old grnvo rob
ber opposite, wo havo a I rend v located him
for nu Ohio shcrilT, who Is uxvcU.'d along
daily to tako blm uwny.
DO NOT I'OltOKT.
Wo trust that nouo of our friends will for
get tho tact that wo still continue to board
oursclf uud cook our meals on tho olllco stove.
Contributions of cgctnblcs, gnmo, bread,
eggs, nnd whatever is cntnhle, nro nlwnys
thankfully leeched uud followed by ft free
piilf for tho coutrlbutaiv Dotrolt Free
Press. J
A l'lurtleal l.'iluentliiii.
Mim
S-"
Clem (to I'uclo Ilnstus) Am yo glbbin dot
boy oh j oiiih nn education, Undo Itastus)
Unci i Itastus Well, I don' sen' him tcr
school ylt, lint ho kill tell n Philadelfy spring
chlckiu iu de dark quicker nor 1 kin, dut's a
practll.loeddlcatlon. Timo utiir ylt fur him
terglt into do clas&icks. Wow, wow, wow.
New Yoik Sun.
film Will .Ma lio Thrin Dance.
"I can only bo u sister to you, Georgo:
nothing more."
"I'm afraid that won't do, Miss Clnrn. I
havo llvo grown sisters already, and, to tell
you tho tiuth, they nro not very favorably
disposed to wan! you; they think n match
with you would bo tho mlstako of my llfo."
"In that case, George," said tho girl, draw
lug herself up with haughty graco. "you may
iiamo thu day." Nuw Yoi k Suu.
All Tiut.7 iltcii.
DeaUr (pplitol.w-Ycs, madam, wo have
blankets lu great nrlety. lean show you
somo nico i.urni ones nt Q!i, CdO or c!M n jmlr,
dcjiciidhig
Ciutomer (astounded) S.r, I keep u board
ing bouso mid
"I see. John, show tho lady our two for n
quarter stock." Philadelphia Ilecord.
A Young Ili-ownlng.
Friend I can't understand what you
are
urn ing nt in tins poem or yours.
Poet (coulldentially) Neither can I
that's where its merit lies. Ynukeo Illado.
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AN AUTUUN SNOOZE.
-Llfo.
-yrws : m.. i 'i
Mi &s
This Is Not
A HIDSL'ltitr.U KtailT'S OKUAU, BUT
i f -' XiV
Av
GREAT REMOVAL SALE
25,0()()
.-OP
FURNITURE
To be sold in next two months at
Hardy & Pitchers
A Complete Line of Folding Beds
now in Stock.
Pom f roy Coal Co.,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IK
COAL
Ollicc. corner 12th nnd O Sts. Yards, 9th and .jtli Sts?
J. R. LEMIST, Agont.
Wo arc always ready to
Y Wim hl'lM flki
?sToVfey
fete And RANGES
To lie found at F. E.
230 S. Uth St.
12 22 O ST.
CAPITAL
Steam Dye and Cleaning Works
S. K. MANN, Proprietor.""
Ladies nnd (icnls' Clothliif,' Cleaned, IJjeil nnd Repaired on .Short Notice. Twcntt
f1e jicr cent tlUcounl on nil I'lusho, civets and Sealskins Stcnincd
for the next hlxty Days.
'AMAH
UNACQUAINTED WITH THE OEOOnAniV Or THE COUNTHY, WILL OBTAIN
MUCK VALUADLE INrORMATION TROM A STUDY or THIS MAI Or THE
-ri m i 11 i im imiimiiiiii y -Ji . i .
&&r-7y ruJ
'--M- n n r ri mrnm s-n-n w-t-Mxtra wii.sMwswwiis-Ms-LMMBsM-uaM j
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y.
Ita contrnl position and .-lon connoction vlth EiiBtorn linos tit O'llcivp-o
nnd coiitinuovu linos nt tormlnul pnlnts, Wost, Nortliwost, nnd South
wont, mnko It tlio truo nild-Uiik In thut trnnBContlnontul cliuln or Btool wlilcb
unltoH tlio Atluntlo and Pacific. Ita mnln linos nnd brnnchos Includo Olil-
vlllo, Audubon, Uarlan, Qutlirlo Centre ur-d Council Elullu, In Iowa; Gallatin.
Tronton, Canicn-i, St Joseph i.nd KnnntiB City, in Mlssourtj Loavonwortb
nnd Atchison, In Kiinsnn, MmnoupollB und St ul, in ..nnosota; Water
town and Sioux Fulln in Dahotn, nml many otlior prosporouatownuand oltlos.
ikuinuuiiuinu uuuiuu ui nuu ii.a
llrnt-cluau tlckots
111U111U1.U ijiuuun, iiniiiiiiK un iriinBidro in ui.i 'n uciiois. pant Trains or lino
DAY COAoiipS. olopant DININO C'AIIS, minrnlllcont POLLMAN PALA.uk
SLEEPING CARS, and (bntwocn c!-:iigo, St Joseph. AtcliL n and Kansas
CltV 1 n-StfUl .L'U: 'NINO CHAIR uAIlS. soau KIlRl. tc. hnlrint-n nrn;
THE CKIGACO, KANSAS & NEBRASKA R'Y
(CHEAT ROCK
Kxtondn wsai nnd b ithwost from Knne; .i cltv and St, Josoph to I
bury, Nolaon, Horton, Topokn, II rlnfftoi', Ilvitohinoc n, Wichita, Caldi
unci all points In Southern Iv br -)-.- Interior 1's.ncaa and beyond. Ei
pnesongor oqulpmont cf tho colobmtcd Pullman mrjiufr.oturo. Solidly bal
lasted track of hoavy utocl rail. Iron and stono brldprca. All saf jty nnnllanco
wul modora Improvomonts Commodious, woll-bullt Ptatlonc. Colorlty. cor
talnty, comfort and luxury assured.
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE
Is tho fnvorlto botwoon Ch!cai?o, Itock Island, Atchison, Kansas City, and
MlnnuupolluLiKl 8 Paul Tho touriat vouto to all Northorn Sunranr P.csorts.
Its Wutrtown Branch vravcrd j tho most tirotlctlvo lando of the crrca
"whoatji -ill dairy bolt" of Northorn lowu, Southwootor. Mlnnosotn nd East
Contral Dakota.
Tho Short Line vlaSonectmnd lCunkiiknoollPrnouporlorfucllltloa to travel
botvoen Cincinnati, Indianupoliu, Lnfayotto, and Council Ulutls. St. Joserli.
Atohlson.Ivoavon -orth, Kansivs City, Mlnwsapolia, and St. Paul.
For Tlckou, Maps, Foldors, or any dosirod information upply to nny Cou
ponTiokotOtlijo In tho United Stutoo or Camulu, oraddroos
E. ST. JOHN, E. A. HOLBROOK,
Oenornl Miua.cr. (MK;.(! , MiL. Oon'l Ticket 4 Pass'r Agrnt
WORTH
talk of the Merits of the-
Acorn Stoves
NEWTON'S Old Stand,
W. B. WOLCOTT.
I 2 2 2 O ST
w iiiiu i jin vuo 1'iiciiic Loasb ana inicr-
ISLAC'D RO'TC
Fair.
Caldwolt.
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