"yf lOfHT "" rg yy??! ,fW """ VVWr4?W jrTV ) 0UIIMA1) STILL LIVE. ERMON PKCACHED WITT TALMAGE OV HEV. T. OT OEC. 0. DE An liitoinely Intm-cMlng lUseniimn Which Will AN'nl f Kvcry Trim ChrUtlun Heart Tlio llopo of luiltiortullty Ilrj-ond thn (Iruvo. Brooklyn, Dec. O.-Tlio Ilov. T. Do Witt TnlinuRo, I). I)., preached today on "Our Departed HUH Living." Ms text was Genesis xlv,J7.!Ji "And ivliott lio saw tlio wagons which .)osci'i had sjnt to carry him, tho spirit or Jacob tlielr father rovlvcd. And Israel Raid, It li enough; Joseph my noil Is jet nllvo." Dr. Tallinn cr.'.dt Tho Egyptian capital was tho focus of tho world' wealth, lit Mil pa and barge, thcro had liocn brought to It from India frankln. eonsc, nnd ciniiniiia.i, and Ivory, and diamonds; from tho north, marldo and iron; from Byrln, furp'o and silk; from Uroeco, kohio of tho finest horses of tho world, anil Komo of tho most brilliant chariots; and from nil tho earth that'wMch could lest plenso tho eyo, nntl charm tho car, nnd notify tho tnsta Thcro wcro temples nlhtuo w Itli rod laudstono, entered by gntonnys that Were guarded by pillars bewildering with hiero glyphics, nnd wound with brassn contents, and adorned with winged creatures tholr eyes, and beaks, and pinions glittering with precious stones. Thcro wcro marblo columns blooming Into whlto flower buds; thcro wcro stono pillars, at tho top burst iw Into tb? (unroof tholotuiv.hcn In full bloom. Along tli4avonuc3, lined with sphinx, nnd fano, and obcllslt, thcro wcro princes whocamo In Gorgeously upholstered jvilati quln, carried by servants in scarlet, or o!so wbcro drawn by vehicles, tho snow whlto horsoa, golden bitted, and six abreast, dash ing nt full run. Thcro wcro fountains from utono wreathed vases climbing tho ladders of tho light. You would hear a boltshovo, anil n door of brass would open lll.'o u flash of tho sun. Tho curroundlng gardens woro satu rated with odors that mounted tho terrace, and dripped from tho arbors, and burned their Inccnso in tho Egyptian noon. On floors of inosalotho glories of Pharaoh wcro spoiled out in letters of porphyry, and beryl, nnd llama Thcro wero ornaments twisted from tho wood of tho tamarisk, embossed with silver breaking into foam. Thcro wcro footstools mado out a slnglo precious t4ona Thcro wcro beds fashioned out of a crouclrcd Hon in bronso. Thcro wcro chairs spottol with tho Meek lildo of leopards. Thcro wcro sofas footed with tho claws ot xlld beasts, and armed with tho beaks of birds. As you stand on tho lovel beach of tho sen on n uimmor lav. and look cither way, nnd thcro nro miles of breakers, whlto n(th'tbo ocean foam, dashing shoreward; so it rccmod ns if tho sea of tho world's pomp nnd wealth in tho Egyp tian capital for mllc nnd miles fliuig Itself tip into whlto breakers of marblo tenuis mausoleum and obelisk, WHAT Ik COXTKASTl This was tho jilaeo whero Joseph, thoobep henl boy, was called to stand next to Pha raoh In honor. What n contrast bctwoon this kcoiio nnd Ids biimblo starting, and tho pit into which 'his brothers throw hint! Yet bo wn8 not forgetful of his early boino; ho was not ashamed of whero ho enmo from. Tho litshovo?3Ic!itz, descended from a wheel wright, covered his liouso with sxkcs, nnd hammers, and wheels; and tho kingotHlclly, in honor of his father, who wna a potter, rofusod to drink out of anything but nn earthen vessel. So Joseph was not ashamed of bis 'early surroundings, or of his old tlmo father, or of his brothers. When they tamo oi p Ifrom tho famluo stricken land to gptcorn from tho klng'a corn crib, Joseph, instead of chiding them for thu way thoy bad mini treated and nbttsod him, sont them back with wagons, which I'lmraoh furnished, laden with corn; nnd old Jacob, tho father, in tmvvcry Mino wagons, was brought back, that Joseph, tho fon, might boo him, mid gtvo kitnu'comfortablo homo all tho rest of his days. WcII,U hear tho wngons, tho klng'n wagon's, rumbling down in front of tho palaco. On tho outsldo of tlio palaco, to wo tho wagons po off, stands I'haraoh in royal robes; and bosldo him IVimo Minister Joseph, with n chulivof gold around his nock, and on his hand n ring given by I'lmraoh to him, so that mny tlmo ho wanted to stamp tho royal fecal upon n document ho could do o. Wagon nftcr wagon rolls on down from tho pabec, laden with com, nnd moat, ami chnuges of ralmont, and cvcrythlng that could holp n fnm- ino struck icoplo. Ono d.iy I bco nged Ja cob rcatcd in I rout of his house IIo in pos sibly thinking of his absent boys (30111, bow over old they cot, c:ro never to a fntller any tiuiro than boys); nnd whllo ho Is Boated thcro, ho sect dust arising, and ho hears wugoui ritmbllng, nnd ho wonders what is coming now, for tho wholo land hod been smitten with tho famine, mid was i:i tilcuco. Rut nftcr 11 w lilla tho wngoui havo couio near enough, and ho t ecu his 10113 on tho wagons, nnd Loforo thoy como qulto up, they bhout: "Joseph In yet r.livol" Tlio old man fulnts dead mvcy. I do not wonder ut it. Tho boys toll tho story how that tho boy, tlio long absent Joseph, -has pot to bo tho first man in tho Egyptian palaco. Whilo thoy un load tho wagons, tho wan nnd wasted creat ures in tlio neighborhood coma up nnd ask for aliaudful of corn, and they nro rntisflod. jAcon aoiso on inn journey. Ono day t'.io wagons nro brought up, for Jacob, tho old father, la nbout to go to seo Joseph in tho Egyptian palace. You know it is not 11 very easy thing to trauspla.it mi old trco, and Jacob has hard work to got away from tho placo whero bo hns lived so long. JIo bids good-by to tho uld placo, nnd leaves ,hh blessing with tho neighbors, and then bis tons steady him, whllo ho, deter mined .to help himself, gets into tho w-ngon, fctlff, -old and decrepit. Yonder they go, Jacob ami his sous, mid their wives, and their children, .eighty 'two in nil, followed by Lord nnd llocl:, which tho herds moil .drJvo ulong. They cro going out from famluo to luxuriance; thoy aro Going from n plain country homo to tho finest palaco under tho sun. Joseph, tho primo minister, guts In his chariot, nnd drlvcj down to meet tho .old man. Joseph's charioteer holds up tho burses on tho 0110 sldo tbodiut covered uucoub of the end- plain manners of tho field, Tho king, want ing to mako tho old cou'itryman nt case, and seeing how whlto bis tiennl l, nnd how fecblo hi step, lookn familiarly Into bis face, nnd iwyii to tho aged tiioiii "How old r.rt thour Ulvothoold man a scat. Unload tho wagons; ilrlvooutthocuttlo toward tho pastures of (.losheu. Lot tho hIuvcs In scarlet l.uccl and wnih tho feet of tho nowly nrrlvoii, wip ing them on tho fittest linen of tho palaco. From vinos of twrfutno let tho nowly nrrlvcd bj B.irlnkled and refreshed; let minstrels couio I'l with MittJuls of crlniiion, mid thrum tho harjs, and clap tho cymbals, nnd Jlnglo tlio tumboiiriiies, whllo wo sit down, nt this groat dUtanco of tlmo and rpaw, utiu learn tho Icuon ot tho king wngo.i). My friend), wpf.rol'iaworldbyrl'.t famine struck; but tlio King Is in constant conintu nljatlo:i with us, his wagons coming and going pjrpotinlly; and In tlio rostof my tils courso I will show you what tho wagons bring and what they tnko luck. In tho tlrst pluco, llko thoso thatcamo from tho Ejyptlnn palai-o, tho ICng's w.igons now brlng'tis corn nnd meat, and many changes of raiment. Wo nro apt to think of tho fields and tho orchunls nn feeding us; but w ho makes tho llax grow for tho linen, and tho wheat for tho bread, and the wool on tho sheep's back! Oh, I wish wo could seo through every grain field, by every sheep fold, under tho trees of every orchard, tho King's wagons. Thoy drlvo up tliroo times n day morning, noon and night. They bring furs from tho Arctic, thoy bring fruits from tho tropic, thoy bring bread from tho temper- ntowmo. Tho King looks out, mm uosajsi "Thcro nro twelve hundred millions of jicoplo to bo fed and clothed. 80 many jHiunds of meat, 60 many bar rels of flour, 10 ninny yards of cloth and linen and flannel, so many bats, so many socks, so many shoes;" enough for nil, savo that wo who nro greedy get moro shoc3 than Iwlong to us, anil others go L'srsfoptcd. N0110 but n God could feed and clotho tho world Jouo but n king's corn crib could nnpeaco ho world's famlno. Nono but n king could tell Low many wngoni to send, nnd how heavily to load them, and when they nro io start. They aro coming over tho frozen ground today. Do you not bear their rumbling! Thoy will stop at noon at your table. Oh. If for o llttlo whllo they should cease, hunger would como Into tho nations, as to Utlca when Humllcar bcslwrod It. nnd ns in Jerusalem when Vespasian turroundod It; nnd tho nations would bo hollow eyed, and fnll upon each other lit universal cannibalism; mid skeleton w ould drop upon skeleton ; uud thcro would bo no ono to bury tho dead; nnd tho earth would bo 11 field of bleached skelotons; and tho birds of prey would fall dead, flock after flock, without any carcasjcj to devour; nnd tho earth in silence would wheel around, ouonrcat black hearsol All llfo stopped be cause tho King' wagons nro stopped. Oh, thank God for bread for bread I jacod iicaus oonu newr. I remark again, that llko thoso thatcamo Trom tho Egyptian palace, tho V'lug's wngons bring us good news. Jacob had not heard from bis boy for n groat many years. Ho never thought of him but with n heartache. There was In Jacob's heart n room whero lay thouorpsoof his unburied Joseph; and when tho wngoni came, tho king's wagons, and told him that Joseph wns yet alive, ho faints dead uway. Good news for Jacob! Good nows for us! Tho King's wngons couio down and toll us that our Joseph-Jesus is yet ullvo; that ho has forgiven us liccauso wo throw him into tho pit of suffering nud tho dungeon of slinmo. Ho boa rlsou from thetico to ctnnd In a mlace, Tho Bethlehem shepherds wcro awakened nt midnight by tho rattling of tho wocoiis that brought tho tidings. Onr Joseph-Jesus scuds us n messago ot pardon, of life, of heaven; corn for our hunger, raiment for our nakedness. Joooph-Jesus is still alive, I go to hunt up Jesus. I go to tho vlllago of Ilcthany, and eay: "Whero docs Mary llvor Thoy say: "Yonder Mary lives," I go in. 1 seo where sho sat in tho sitting room. I go out whero Martha worked in tho kitchen, but 1 find 110 Jesus. I go into Pi late's court room, nnd I find tho judges nnd tho police uud tho prisoner's box, but ik Jesus. I go into tlio Arimathouu cemetery; but tho d:or is gone, and tho shroud is gone, and Jesus is gone, lly faith I look tip to tho King's palace, nud behold I havo found hiral Joscph-Jcsus is still alive! Glorious religion, a religion mado not out of death' heads, and cross bonoa, and undertaker's scrow drivrr, but 0110 bounding with life, nnd sympathy, and gladness. Joseph is yet allvol I know that nyr Redeemer Uvea; What comfort thlj cured wnteiica rjlresl Ho tires, ho Urea, who ones waJ dUl; Ho lives, my ever living Head I mice, intho first rush of our emotions, what wo shall do 1 cannot Imagine. Oh, tho over whelming glory of tho first sixty seconds In heaven! Mothluka wo will just stand, nud look nud l(M!t nud look. Tho king's wagons took Jacob up to seo his loot loy, nnd so I rrnlly think that tho King's wngouMwIll tnko usupto seo tmr lost kin dred. How long Is It since Joseph went out of your household! Mow many our Is It now List Christmas, or tho ltth of next mouth! It wns n dm k night when bodied, nnd n stormy day It wns nt tho burial; and tho clouds wept with you, nnd tho winds sighed for tho dead. Tho bell at Green wood's gate rang only n fow moments, but your heart lias tcc:t tolling, tolling, over id'.ico. You havo been under it delusion, llko Jacob ot old. You havo thought thntJosepli was dead. You put hi mtimo first lnthoilr''i iwordof tho family ftlblo, and then you put It In tho death record of tho family lllblo, nnd you hnvo been deceived. Joseph Is yet nllvo. 'lie Ismoronllvo than you nm Ofallthotlx tcoulhousitid millions of children that statis ticians say havo gone Into tho future world, thcro Is not 0110 of them dead, nud tho Klug'ii wagons will tnko you up to sec them. You often think how glad you will bo to seo them. Ilnvo you novcr thought, my brother, my sister, how ghd thoy will lio to seo youl Jacob was no moro glad to seo Joseph than Joseph was to see Jacob. Every tlmo tho door In heaven opens, thoy look to ico if it is you coming In. Joseph, onco standing lit tho pahicc, burst outcrying when ho thought of Jacob afar oft. And tho heaven of your llttloones w 111 not bo fairly begun until you get there. All tho kindnesses shown them by Im mortals will not make them forget you.' Thcro they are, tho radiant throngs that went out from jour homes! I throw n kiss to tho sweet darlings. They aro nil well now lit tho palnco. Tho crippled child has n sound foot now. A llttlo lame child saysi "Ma, will 1 bo lamo In hcavenr' "No, my darling, you won't lx Initio i'l heaven." A llttlo sick child rays: "Ma, will I bo sick In heaven!" "No, my dear, you won't lio clck in heaven." A llttlo blind child says: "Ma, will 1 bo blind In heaveni'' "No, my dear, 'you won't bo blind In hen veil I" They nro all well thcro. In my boyhood, for somo tlmo wo lived thrco miles from church, nnd on stormy dnyti tho children staid nt home, but father nud mother always went to church; that waj a habit they had. On thoso stormy Sabbaths whoa wo stuld at home, tho absence of our parent seemed very much protracted; for tho roads wero very bad, nnd thoy could not get on very fast. Ho wo would go to tho window nt !!i o'clock to seo If they wero com ing, and then wo would go nt half-past VI to see if thoy woro coinlnj, uud at 11 quarter to I and then at I o'clock. After a white, Mary, or David, or Do Witt would shout: "Tho wagon's coming!" una tneii wo wouiu sea it winding out ot tho woods, and ocr tho brook, uud through tho lane, nud up in front of the old farmhouso, mid then wo would rush out, leaving tho doors widoopen. with many thing to tell them, nskltig them many questions. Well, my dear brethren, I think wo nro many of us in the King's wngons, and wo are 0:1 tho way homo. Tho road h very bad, ami wo get 0:1 slow ly ; but nftcr n whlla wo will couio winding out of tlio woods, and through tho brook of death, nnd up in front of tho old heavenly homo stead; and our departed kindred, who have been waiting and watching for 119, will ruiu out through tho doors and over tho lavu, crying: "Tlio wagousanj coming! tlio King's wagons aro coming I" Hark 1 the boll ot the city hall strikes twclvo. Twclvo o'clock on earth, aud likewise it is high noon in heaven. D003 not tho s-ubject of today take the gloom out of tho thoughts that would other wiso Iks struck through with midnight! Wo used to think that w boil wo'dled wo would havo to co afoot, sagging down in tho mire. and tho bounds of torror might get after us, and If wo,goi through Into heaven nt all wo would como in torn, nud wounded, nud bleeding, I rcmcuilior w lieu my teeth chat tered aud my knccs.kuockcd together when I hcaiil anybody talk.about'duutli; but I havo como to tlilulc that the gravo will bo tho softest bed 1 over slept in, mid tho tiottom of of my feet will not bo wet with tho passage of tho Jordan. "Thorn that sleep lu Jesus will God bring with him." I was leading of UobvrtHouthoy, who said tie wished ho could dlo far uway from his friendliko a dog. crawling into a corner and dying uuolisurved. Thoso wero bin word. Uo It ours to dlo on n couch sur rounded by loved ones, so that they with us muybear tho glad, sweet, jubilant uuuouuco uioiit: "Tho King's wagons aro coming." Jlark! I hear thoin now. Aro they coming for you'or mo! tntclllernre Undermining Ttirorlci. Tho present century lift been ono crscti. tlnlly of liito'.K'tinl, ns writ ns material, ad vancement to tho i;rcat middle classes, which eoiuioso tho bono, sinew and bruins of tho nations of tho world. Tho raising of tho standard of education In public uud common schools; tho enormous growth of tho print ing press, uud the consequent dissemination of nows from overy region of tho world to every other region, has quickened t ho fncult les of nnalysls, rotloetloti nnd Judgment, nnd rendered It jvsjilblo to gain even cxoiicm-a by proxy, while It has put tho most famous nnrt tho most useful iirodttctlo.is of lltontturo nnd science withlq, tlio reach of nil; nil this has rendered It iowUftj for the nrttsatt In his workshop, nud tho iKUxntit i:t his cottngo, to keep hliitolf ns exactly Informal upon co:i finpomry hlstoiy ami questions of pub lic policy r.s tho mlulrtcr In his cabinet or tlio l.lng tipjii his throne. Thus It has como to pans that tho m.iti has become moro of n monarch, mid tho mon arch moro ot it man, Again, It tuny bo re membered, In commenting upon tho curtailed prerogative of kings In tho prewnt day, that thcro 1 not tho s-imo room for thocxcrclso of dictatorial power an thcro wasoven n century ago; mid that the i tiler cursed for to him It would so proc with tho genius or n I'Tciior lei: or n Napoleon would, If ho should at tempt to Imitate their tactics, but make of himself n shining mark for tho arrows of his neighbors, nud ono upon which tho thunder bolt would Iw sure to f.ill. Tims, tho wry mediocrity of existing royalty, Instead of bo Ing tho handicap under which It seems nt tlrst sight to lalnir, may really tend toward a moro extended pormanence. As regard n lasting stability nnd perpetuity for tho thrones of Europe It Is idlo to sicculate, for the simple reason that tho iolltical history of tlio undent world had in counterpart ot nud boro no relation to tho olltlcal and social conditions or tho present, with 110 precedent to go upon mi deductions can bo drnwu. Ban Francisco Argonaut, GREAT REMOVAL SALE $25,000 WORTH -OI FURNITURE To be sold in next two months at Hardy & Pitchers A Complete Line of Folding Beds now in Stock. Ho Uvea to grant ino dally breath, lio liven, end I r.liall conquer d:at'j; lie lives my mansion to prepare, lio lltca U bring ino safely there Ho Uvea alt Rlory to his nunc; lio llroa, 111 Jcsoacttil thanamo: Oh, tho iiirivt Joy t'.iU bcnteneo glrcs, 1 I.dow that my hodocmcr lives Tho King's wagons will after n whlla un load, and tticy will turn around nnd tbeywlil go back to tho palace, and I really think that you and I will go with them. Tho King wJU not leave us in this famluo struck world. Tho King l:ai ordered that wo bo lifted into tlio wagons, cud that wo co over iutoGosheii, whero there shall bo pasturage for our largest flock of joy, cud then wo will drivo up to tho palnco, whero thcro nro glorici awaiting us which will melt all tho snow of I'gyptkiu marblo Into forgotfulness. vn wiLi. bee oun rnicxna aoaiw. I think that tho Klug'ii wagons will tako us up to seo our lost friends. Jacob's chief an ticipation was not seeing tho Nile, nor of see ing tUo long colomiadcj of crchitcstural beauty, nor of 6colng tho tlirouo room. Thcro was a focus to all his journeying, tooll his anticipations, nnd that was Joseph. Well, my friends, I do not think heaven would ba worth much If our brother Jesus was not there. If thcro wero two hcavcus, tho ono iv i tli all tho iotup and icraphcmalla of au eternal monarchy, but no Christ, r.nd tho other wcro n plain heaven, humbly thatched, with a fow (lalslcj lu tho yard, and Christ wero there, I would say, "Let tho King'a wugons tako mo up to tho old farm hous?." If Jesus wero not in heaven, there would bo no tnuslo there; thcro would lie but fow pco plo there; thoy would bo off looking for tho lost Ciirlst, crying through tho universe: "Whero Is Jocus? whero is Jusisr1 nud cftcr A Sulky Iliiultic. Ho was tho engineer of 0110 of tho biggest locomotives on tho Now York and Now Ha ven road, nud ns tho train stopped at Stam ford ho Jumped out of his cab ami began fuss' lug nlwut his Iron steed. A llttlo oil hero and n llttlo tightening thero and all tho whllo ho waa talking apparently to tho engine. It ccemed silly, but inquiry rovoaled tho fact that ho was In dead earnest. "I'll tell you what tho troublo Is," said he, ns with a grimy hand bo patted tho glisten ing piston rod. "Tlw old girl is balky and sulky. You mny lauuh, but I'm telling you nothing but truth. This is 0110 of tho best cngluea on tho road and 0110 of tho largest, HI10 Isn't but thrco years old and Is as sound ns n dollar. I w ill defy nny meclmnlo in tho world to ilud anything tho matter with her machinery, yet sho la not working worth a cent. Tho truth Is sho Is sulky. Last week sho was elnngcil from her regular run to this one. Tho Unit two days tho Itelmved nil tight, lut tin last two or thrco sho has been as uisty 11a inssiblc. "I havo 0110 of tho liest firemen on tho road, tho coal Is first class, her trains nro never heavy, jet sho won't work worth n cent. When I i.tart out tho steam is in good shape, her tiros nro drawing uud everything icciiih Just right, but by tho tlmo I get across tlio Harlem sho begins to sulk. Her steam comes riowly, tho Area don't draw mid sho seems nil utof gear. Thero is but ono thing lodo, mid that is to lay her up for 11 weeu. bho don't need any tinkering; all tho wants Is to bo let nlone. Iusldo of a week I can run her out ami sho'll work us wvll as wr. Oh, no; it's nut iK'cullar or uncommon at all. Ask any locomotive engineer in tho country and boil tell you tho same thing. Why, out on tho western roads nit engineer sron't start out with n Milky engine They havo been known to die on the road between stutlons. An eiigiuo is said to dlo, you know, when her tires keep getting lower and lower, her kteain gets soggy nud weak, mid tho first thing you know she's fctouo cold with her (lrci out. Then you havo to get another engine to pull her In, for slio won't bo worth a cent until sho has rested awhile," and ho climbed into his cab mid rolled out of tho depot with bis train and bis sulky engine. Now York Mall and Hxpreiu. grautu fctop on tho other. Jobeph, instead of thoy bad found him, with 1 jv!u, violcr.co vr.ltlnsfor hiu father to come, leaps out of they would tako him and bear him through tho chariot and juinia into tho emigrants' , tlio gates; aud i would bo Ike p-eawjt cay wagon, thrown ms arms nrounu 111001a man, nud weeps aloud for past memories ud pres ent Joy. Tho father, Jacob, can hardly think it is I1L1 boy. Why, tho craooth brow of childhood has becomo a wrinkled brow, wrinkled with tho cares of ttate, nud the garb of tho shepherd boy has becomo a roba royally bedizened! Hut r.s tho old man finds out it is actually Joseph, I eco tho thin lip quiver against tha toothless guni ns ho cries outs "Now let 1110 die, sitico I lmvj been tlty few, behold Joseph 3 yet nllvo!" Tho wagoni; roll up in front of tho pclocc. Help out tho Grand children r.ud tako them lu out of tho hot Ugyptkin eun. Help old Jacob out of tho wagon, fond word to Pharaoh I hat tho old ihtphcrd Iiuj como. in tho roy.nl (tpartuicut I'haraoh (.ml Jacob meet dignity ami rus ticity tho crccjfulu;" f tho court r,mj tho known in heaven within tlio memory of tho oldest inhabitant. Jesus never :'. off from heaven but once, cud ho was br. ly '.reeled ou that excursion they will i.tv .r let him cj again. Oh, tho Joy cf meeting our In other, Joteph Jesusl After wo havo talked rlcut 1:1m for teii, or fifty, or r:vctity ycciit, f t.ilk with him, and to clasp hautU with Hi) hero of tbo ngeu; net crouching c uiid.ii.iis in his preH'tic?, but as Jacob nud Jo&cpb, huj each other. We will want semu now term by which to clJivo blm, 0.-. earth wo cull him Saviour, cr rrdrjmcr, or friend; but wlun wo throw o:.r mius crouud him In overus ing embrace, wo will want ronio now uuiao ot culcarmi'tit. 1 can think of wlct ws shall do through tho long closet eternity, but what wo shall do tho lli'ft uiluuto I can not guca. In tho first Uss'j of )ds sco.uutcn- Tho Iliiuntrtl (Jallcry. Tlcro Is tho mysterious haunted gallery connecting the old "quccnVi apartments'1 with tho royal chapel. Tho gallery Is haunted, it is said, by tho shrieking ghost of lueen Catherine Howard. Tho queen was n fit" vitiating, deceitful, delightful llttlo croaturo, who had been sadly neglected lu her youth aud corrupted by ik'bai.in;; companionship, but full ot tho delight of llfo uud shrinking scusftiNcly from every touch of pain. Yes terday sho had lieell the pelted toy of bet el ucl husband; today she was doomed to the fearful foiu that awaited Hand's ois carded wives. In tho horror of her pe tition, surrounded by rough nnd brutal soldiers of tho king's guard, she found a uioincntBty chance of escape, and nulling through tho long gallery ran to beek her hus band, who was at. that moment hearing mass iulho chapel, tooling to his knees, to soften with her tears that heart of adamant. Tho guards ut their utmost speed followed tho poor distracted creature. Just ns sho reached tho klng'a closet thoy overtook her iud dragged her back, Lor frenzied screams ro sounding through tho palaco. Tho gallery is now utcd u a kind of lumber room, but still tho shrieks of tho agonised queen nro to bo heard nt times. Auyhow, in Hrtiot I.aw'3 iutei lAtlau volume, ''Hampton Court in Tu dor Tiaics," thcro is recent testimony to that effect. Ail tho Year Hound. fit. PcfrTsul;, hldcwalks. Ono of the most extraordinary thliigsnbont Bt. Petersburg is the unevenness of tho side ralr.s. It must surely ba accounted for by a reaction tiQainst tho prevailing flatness of Hunsln. I3V2U in leading thoroughfares tho sidewalks, Inrtead of being made, us with us, as tcvsl i-i ov.Jb)c, abound in tho most treathero-.u tips rnd downs. Ilowdruukcn men survive n walk through tho streets Is to itio an unsolved mystery. In Mlddles borough it used to bo profanely said that tho Quakera, who laid oat tho town, purposely tlevate.l Hiocldowalkn couple cf feet above tho roadway Ij touioof Iku ttreots in ord"r to break tha nc.i'.i of druukards. Tossibly u eliuilci Lvcvo'uut motive prompted tho ccuetrr.itlou r t the Irottoirscf tko'ltutslan capital I'eoiili r.ct wid to anything, and lifter n ucclt in thoiityyou Lccomu so cc-cuito-.i'd tsi t;.o ruiMfn eliifthigs of cradicut r.s l.;.i('.ly fi r.ctico their esictcscc Con tcuif.ci.U'y lteviotv, Tho U'orlil'H ropnlatliii). Hero aro somo interesting facts about tho peoplo w lio coin poso tho poptilatina of tliu world: Thero nro JJ.Oftl languages In tho world, anil its iuhnhiuuita profess mure than 1,00 J re ligious. Tho number of men ii nbout equal to tho uumlicrot women, Tlio average of llfo is about !J3 years. Ono quarter dlo previous to tlio ago of 17. To every 1,000 persons only 0110 leuchcj 103 yearn of llfi To overy 100 only hix reach tho ugo of ("i, nud not moro than ono in MO lives to bO jeara of nge. Thero nro 0:1 thoeiuth 1 ,000,03J,000 itili.il) tatits, of iIium) OD.tJ.Utl dlo every Jear, Ol.ttJI every ilay, !!,T!1J overy hour mid OJ every mliiuio or I oviry tccoiid. Tho mat lied nro longer llvo-.I than tho slnglo, nnd tiboo nil thovo who observe a sober uud ludmtrinus conduct. Tail men live longer than short ones. Women havo morochaiicc3of llfo in their favor previous to fit) jeara of ugo than men have, but fewer afterward. Tho number cf marriages Is in tho projior Hon of 7." to every 1.C00 individuals. Mar riage uro moro fivquent ufter ispilnoxes that in, during tho mouths of June mid Do cemlK'i. Thoso liorn lu nprlng nro generally of n 111010 lobust constitution than others. Itlrtlis aro moro frctpieut by night than by day; .also deaths. Tho number of men capablo of bearing arms is calculated at oiio-fouith of tho popu lation. Chicago Journal. Wd Pulp, . Tho wcodq used for tho pulp making nro tho inphr, cottonwood, tprucor.nJ Ur. Wood pul.i mill cro now located In twenty-four different vtatos, nud they employ capital to tho amount of r,t leaM r0,C00,0CX).-San rraccUco Chronicle. Ho Woro III Old Hut. SiicukJngof Joseph Ilalbster nsouoof tho oM merchants ot Ilostou llfty years ago, ro calls an incident ho used to rclato himself. Ho wusa man punctilious in muttcrsof du-sn, nud csiKcIally obn'rvunt of nny lock of neat ness in others. One day ho invited to dine with him, r.s was his wont, ono of his old captains, just returned from u voyugo. Mr. ilallister wns to drive tLo captain out to his beautiful country residence in Dorchester. At the iippoiuted hour tho guctt nppcuicd at tho couu'.lug homo of Ins hoM. As they walked uptStato stiis.'ttho merchant observed hia fricud'u well worn as well ns well brushed hat Reaching tho head of tlio thoroughfare, Mr. HalliLtcr said: "Come, my friend, Ictus go into lthodcV, whero 1 will treat jou to a now bat." Having lelectol the "l)caver," tlio U-nefnctor wild: "Noiv, captain, havo your old hat irnt to jour lodging place," "Oh, no," said dipt. I'., "I hao Juot bought n now bonnet for my wife, mid 1 II scud my now hat to tho milliner' to lie put in tho samo bandbox." Ho Mr. Ilallister put bis piido in the plaro whence ho hud taken his bank bill, r.ud drove his guest out In his old fashioned chaiko in 110 belter headgear than before his call ut Rhodes'. IlouU.ii Uuasttc. Tho ntitnie.7 hickory of tho Arkansas re gion I said to bo t'.io stro. (jest wood lu the United Ktater, mid tho weakest It West Julia Ikhv'.i. TI;o molt elastlo Jj tho femarack, and tho least irii).llnhUtthJ I'tcui nttivn. Tho bcavksit wo-;d U tho bluowooit of Tcsna, Pomeroy Coal Co., WHOLESALE RETAIL DEALERS IN COAL Oflicc. corner 12th and O Sts. Yards, 9th and .f tli Sts J. R. LEMIST, Agont. Wc arc always ready to talk of the Merits of the- ACORN psTovesnyyg MES Acorn Stoves And RANGES To be found at 230 S. 11th St. F. E. NEWTON'S Old Stand, W. B. WOLCOTT. 1222 O ST. 1222 OST. CAPITAL Steam Dye and Cleaning Works S. R. MANN, Proprietor. Ladles and Gents' Clothliifj. Cleaned, Dyed nnd Repaired on Short Notice. Twcty five per cent dUcottnt on nil flushes, Velvets and ScnUklns .Steamed for the next Sixty Days. 1A sPqlsAMI UNACQUAINTED WITH THE OEOOnAPltY or TIIE OOUNTnY, WILL ODTA: MDlJH VALUABLE INronMATION TUOM A STUDY OV THIS MAP Or THE waMjawMwawMMiirMiinwiwi iamimtimamawKWi0tmimKmmmmmmmmjmcumnMam-wmtmmmmamtimmmmimnK CHSCAC.O, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y. Itn central poaltion and oloai oonnoctton with Eantorn llnoa at Chlcnia nnd contlnuova llnce nt tannlnal jiolnta, Woot, Nortliwout, und South, woot, mako It tbo truo ruld-llnl: In that trnnucontlnontnl chain or stool whtcb unites tho Atluntlo nnd Pacific. Itn main linos and branclioa inchido Old encro, Jollot, Ottawa. LaSallo, Peoria, Oonouco, Mollno and Hock iBland, hi IllinolB! Davonport, Muscnttno, Vaslilncton, Fairtlcld, Ottumwa, Oukuloosa, Woutlilborty, Iowa City. Don Moines, lndiancla, Wlntorsot, Atlantic. Knox, vlllo. Audubon. Unrlan. uutbrio Centra nnd Council IllufTo. in town.! acllnitn. Tronton, CumoiH.!, St. Josoph and Knnsne City, in Missouri; Loavonwortli uiiu vnuiuouii, in jviiunuu: xuiiiiiuaiiuiiu aim 01.. ui. in n.nnc30tu : wrttor- I., UtI.IUit, UU.UIt' VkllUU lltM WlMtlJtl AJlLlltU, 111 J ion.1, St. Josoph nnd Knnsne City. In Missouri; 1. in Knnnaa: Mlnnonnollu and Bt. a uul. in h..nt town anil Uloux Fulls In Dnlcota, and many otbor prospermia townunno' cities. ItalsootloraaOUOIOBOPnouTEOtoanclfromtho Paoltlo Const and Fntor- muuiuio niucuB, uaKinif nn irunuiorn ut union cicpotu. laHt Trains or una DAY COACHES. olo(?nnt DININQ OAU3, macnillloont PULLMAN PALAOFt BLEEPING CAIIB. and (botwoon Chiintro, St. Joocpli. Atclili. a and Kaneaa City) rstful UEoLlNINQ CHAIR OARS, Boatn KnEQ tc tioldora orthrou llret-clnea tlckots. THE CHICAGO, KANSAS & fERASKA R'Y (CREAT ROCK ISLACIR RO'JTC' Extonds wost and uouthwost from Knnsrj City nnd Bt. Josopb to Fair, burv. Nolpon. Horton. Tonaka. noriiirfton. Ilutclilimcii. Wlnliltji. r-ni.iTirr.il and all poluta In GoutUorn Nlirtltr. Interior IZsnoaa ojid boyond, Entlr! nacsonffor oqulpmont of tbo colobratod Pullman mcnur.cturo inutou irucK oi iioavy stoci ran and modern improvomonu. Commodious, kuiiib 1 uuuiiut bittiu iiiiiry iwuuraui Iran und otono biidirc: ivoll-bullt station! Solidlv hall AU Biif jty npnllnncor s. Colority, ooiv THE FASVSOOS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Is tbo fnvorlto botwoon Chicnrro, Rook Island, Atchison, Kunoua City, und Minnoupolluund 'l Paul. Tlio tourist routo to ull Ilortborn Summer Rosorts. Ita Watortown BranoU travorjaj tho moat product lvo landn ofthoprcn "wlioair.nd dairy bolt" of Nortnoni Iowa, Soutbwo3ta-.i Minnesota nd East Control Dakota. , Tlio Sbort Line via Soncca and Kankukeootroi-n otipotlor mcllltlos to travel botwoon Cincinnati, IndlunupolUi, Lutayotto, and Council DlutlB, Bt.Josorli, Atobloon, Lcavon ortli, Konsiui City, MlnnoupoMa, r.nd Bt. Paul. For Tlckots, Maps, l'oldors, or miy dosirod Informatibn apply to nny Cou pon Ticket OiUjo in tho United Staton or Canada, oraddrous E. ST. JOHN, E. A. HOLBROOK, Genersl WUaaser. O III O ACi ". 1 Uf. Oen'l Tickot ftPasj'r Agmt ns fl nri ' w rt ft I l i ji Af4': ..Mnvmm!) "w