K 1 m vn- 's ! I : ' tl o N. M. Ruddy, Practical Optician. A specially made ot expert I.c Glim Mtllng. C.la llmt test the ete, 3000 217 South 10th Street, Miss Ethel Howo, Teacher of Singing Room 131 Uurr IMock. Hours, 10 A.M. to 6 P. M IIOAY WOIIK IS RKSUMED. THE FIFTIETH CONGRESS WELL AT IT ONCE MORE. Miss Olairo E. link, -TKAUIIKH 01- Drawing and Painting Orders taken Id Pastel and Oil. Room 131, : Burr Block. A. L. GUILE & CO., Funeral Directors AND- 30: EMBALMERS. South Eleventh Street. I"Tio first liny of n New Res-Jon Is Not nil Inlnrrtllnu Ono Biito for ttio Grout Inn mid llnml HIibIiIiijt of ttio Members nml Helm tors, HxvIaI Onrratpunilcnc&t Wabiunutov, Deo. 0, TI10 roanaein bllng of congress tills wool after tlio lirluf rceesa wim llko a meeting of two lioatllo nrmlou under u Unit of truco. An ono olts In Ilia gallery on nn opening day looking down iion tlio ntalofltiion below, nil those ncntleiticii nt tlio loft nppenr to bo engaged In nmillng nnd Blinking lunula with onch other llko n lot of boyo who hnvo won n high nuhool gamo of ball from their otlioiit rivals of tho neighbor ing town. On tho other nldo of tho cen ter aisle long fncoa provnll. Tho visitor who has novor before net foot In tlicno Imllican tell which to the Republican mid wlilch thu DemocrntlcHldoof the chamber at Unit glanco. It waa bo four yearn ago, only on that occasion tho smiles wcro on tho other nldo of tho able. Buch nro tho fortunes of war and politics. Yot tlio Democrats try to lool pleasant, too, and tholrdcnka nro fully as bright with flowers as tlior.o of their moro happy nolghbom. As usual tho senato has mora flowers than tho liousc. Nono of tho members of our houso of lords Ij afraid of llornl pieces ostentatlounly displayed on his desk, whllo many of tho common congressmen nro fearful that bucIi In dulgouco on their part will lay them liable to tho suspicion eo commonly cam UK)u actresses of having bought their own lloivcro. And hi nobcr truth this is a rational fear, for tho llorlstu' hoynntid tho lloiista' liookri tell many n tnlo of t':o vanity of great men. Thero aro r.01110 queer groups on tho floor below and in tho corridors nml cloak room. Standing shoulder to shoulder wo catch a glimpse of Senators ,jm thoy know well. It to Capt. Isaac Bntaott, who has announced thccio nies wigcs for, lot theso many years. Hut who It tho man with mc&ttirj-o in his band? Is U powlblo tho president has taken this plcnnmit tank from Secretary Pruden, who has no long crforuicd 11 No, this Is Prudcu, but with lib whlskora nhoni, and as senntor after fjcnntor recognize tho fnco nud (lguro of tho president's mensngo bearer a omtlo gw round tho chamber, and n few of tho gravo senators actually whisper to each other and Utter, I'rudun has carried tho tnenangen to con grewi nlnco OrnntVi day, and 110 'tis no wonder tho old tltncru wcrontnttled when Itncemed to thorn n new man Blood in Ida i)laco. Tlioro nro many croups In tho houso, loo. Chairman Mills, of tho ways and mennn committee, Congressman Scott of Kile, Tom Reed of Mnlno.nnd Miij. Mo Kinloy, chnnco to como toguther in wo I(K)lt. Thero h n good deal of politlcnl history In thin miartct. Mills mado tho houso tarilf bill, Scott largely dictated tho Democratic platform nt St. Iiuls, McKiulov wrote tio RcDtibllcnn platform nt Chicago, Reed Is tho leader of tho Re publican sldo of tho houso. McKinlcy smiles till ho looks llko a boy and, as Reed approaches Mills, thero is just tho shadow of a emtio on Ids lips and n twinklo In his eyes, which Mills docs not relish. Elthor McKlnloy or Recti may bo tho next speaker, but not far nway ntands an odd looking man who mny liavo cotnotlilng to nay nbout that. BRIEF MENTION. WESTERFIELD'S Palace Bath Shaving PARLORS, ladles - and - Children's - Hair - Cutting A SI'KCl'ALTY. COR. u !s O STS., NBW HURtt IH.'K aoitMAN. flormau, THEATRE U3HER3. An Atchison (Kan ) farmer recently offered to trnilo n ban il of sorghum for n wlfo. To jwllsli nickel plated goods after becom ing black ami not worn, uso rougo or whiting on n rng wllli a llttlo oil. Ordinarily no ono should stay at a dinner longer tlnui llireo hours, and In taking leave tho guest bids fnrnwoll only to tlio hostess. When a -lcrsonl "sick ntlhoslomnch," Ico taken Into tho inoiith In suull pieces nml nl lowod to nwlt lieforo swalhmlng will, in very many instancci, relievo tlio discomfort. Tor Immensity of jicrfnrninnco Alexander Duiuns heads tlio list. Ill literary career Luted nlwut forty years, ami ho boutted that during that tlnio 1,SJJ volume.! wcro pub Halted under his name. Ttio Capo Venlo hlatidi worn known to tho nnclont3 n Uorgndes, but not to tho modern till discovered by Do JJoll, a Oenocso navigator in tho service of Portugal In till), 14.10 or 1 100. Tho captain ot n Portland schooner caught n ynung coal off Bablo Island nnd mado n ict of him. In threo da ho waa ncrfectly tamo ond followed him all over tlio vessel. Ho U fourth However, i succutnlied to tho ..l..mll. I I. ma lata a ..iirtiiKnrt ! I .ft l41ttl-l. . - . ' PEERLESS Steam 1 aundrv ihs htw; VjlV,aill JLCIU11U.1J. Turptonttractcdui 37331 N. nth S'rcct. C. J. Pratt, Prop'r. Q. L. Maiitin, City Solicitor. Vine Laundry Work a Specialty 'TKM.IMIONK i!. CAPlTAt. NATION U. II AN K C riTi. Htotk StOft.OSB. tt W Mother, rrwIiUnt. W. J" WaUh. V. Pri K.aOmoJt,Cthtr. A. " AU.ISON. TUltl'li:, OrOONGR. Mllson. Turnto and Snooner. How iKillto thov all aro. And vet wo J can ccc undcrnepth Binooth, placid Gor man b lace n bit or envy of Allison, uor man was ono of tho Wnrwlcka of the last dynasty. Allison h ono of tho later kingmakers. Tho Iown senator, who, everybody says, can bo secretary of tho treasury if ho wants to. la nil smiles and graciousucss. Rut no happier is ho than ru3 neigiioor Bpooner, ono 01 mo young senators who will stand In high favor with tho Incoming administration. Judgo Turplo, of Indiana, Is solemn, but Judgo Turplo Li nlwnyn solemn, though thero Is no particular reason why ho should be, for tho recent political otonn ma noi narmeti a A year njro today mora attention tlinn any- Iiodv cbio In the senate, forn bin: row was expected over his installment into ofllco, though ho was nworn In without a cou test. Now ho is entirely overlooked by tho fclghtscera, nnd Senator Quay, who was sworn in at tlio samo tlmo without attracting any particular attention, is looked ut utul talked of by everybody. Hero is another group. They havo junt shaken hands. Ono notices how politonll tho Republicans nro to their political opponents. Voorhecs, tho tali eat man in tho senato, tops llttlo Vest by moro than n head. Neither nppcaru particularly happy. Mr. Voorheco Is looking fonvard u conplo of years to tho M'tCINMCY. miAS, IlHKt). tlCOTT. Congressman Joo Camion, who lotks liko u granger if over a man did, It n caudldnto in dead earnest for tho speak ership, nnd was umonir the ilrst con- grossmcu to arrive in town. Ho has improved his opportunity, beliovlng strongly , nfter tho fashion of farmers, in tho clllcacy of bard work nnd tho bright prospects of tho early bird. Can non'o clothc.i do not lit him very well, and thero Is u good deal of dust on tho slouch hat which ho Invariably wears, but ho hau Ihxiii fifteen yenru in congress, and Is ono of tho ablest tuen hero. He Is n homespun sort of lody, llko Abra ham IdncoLi, llkca to borrow tobacco from his colleagues In tho house, and 1ms been known to danco all nlghlntn Grand Army ball nnd from his seat in congress noxt day mako a most eloquent nud con vincing speech. But for tho political handshaking and congratulations tho opening scenes in congress nro without interest, Tlio firaycrs aro said, tho message read, and ho leirislatlvamnehlnostnrtson its weary grind. Quito different wcro tho scenes at tho beginning of tho session nyenr ago. Then thero woro now members and senators to uo oworn in, looKcti over nun "sized up," and scats to bo drawn for. Tiicn thero was tho president's tariff messago, which everybody know would havo n great Influence upon tho presiden tial election, and tho nomination or Mr. Lamar for tho supremo bench. It la almost pathetic to look down upon tho floor of representative hall and rolled that one-fourth of tho 025 men whojijt llicro have been defeated for re-election, a largo majority of them nt tho end of n ulnglo term. Just ta thoy wcro begin ning to feel somo conildenco in them unlvM. to reunrd themselves as statesmen and to liopo for carecro of usefulness and honor, tho political frb3lfl como and wither them. Wai.tkiV Weixman. occasionally thrown ovorboard to swim un til ho Is tired, when ho ! glad to bo taken on board again. Falornlan wine, celebrated by Virgil and Horace, was tho produce of Falernus, or, us called by Martial, Mons. Mom1cu, In Cam panla. Hornco In Ids "Odos" Loasti of hav ing drunk Falcrnlati whio that had been, ns It wcro, born with him, or which reckoned its ago from satna consuls, 14 D. O. Tho Fcffnrshlro steamer o:i its passage from Hull to Dundee, on Sept. 0, 18o3, was rocketl in a rio'.ont gale, nnd thirty-eight tiersonn out of fifty-thrcu pcrlhl. Tho Outer-Fern light houw keeper, James Darling, and Ills hcrolo daughter, Uraro, vcutured out in a trcmcmlouj noa hi n coble and rescued sovcrul of tho tKisi;nxcrs, In Indl.i two crowa sought to capture tho Ikiiio that n dog xn eating III front of a bungalow, but without nuccesw. After I iiumerou efforts thoy held a consultation In a uolghuonuf live, l lieu ono or mem now down nud ecked at tlio dog' tad, and whllo tho cnnluo wan attending to this Interruption tho other bird tcized tlio bono. So caitli tho chronicler. I'otcllno h tlu name of n nilxturo of gola tine, glycerino and tannin, to wbleb mOphato of barium, or of zinc, may Ik added, and which may bo colored by vegetable colors. It may bo kneaded whllo warm. When cold It may bo used for numerous purpose It can bj turned, tiled, bored, pollshiM, mid can bo used for hermetically sealing bottlcj, etc. Tho proportion of Ingredient' varlcJ accord ing to tho ur.es. For Mali tig buttles, of coume, it must bo used liquid, Poiol, the Inventor, uses It wltlisueco-jfor picjcrvhig meat, by npplj lug it liquid, at a temperature CO Ueg. to 00 dir,s. Cent. ftonioof ThclrTrlrku nnd IIoit Tlipy AroU llclna Cuuclit. A liabltual "Ilrst nlghler" was noticed coming nut of niiuptovtii tlieatro after tho first act, th other oveiilng, In no very en vlablo f ronio of mind. "Talk nlmiit tho ticket speculators, they'ra not n circilinstanco lo thero confounded itilirr.i," lio muttered, audibly. "What U tho mutterr' nsled a frleod, standing near. "Matterl Matter enollgh,,, was tho sour response. Thou with n brightening counte nance ho throw (iiLn his coat front for moro nir, and proceeded to unfold his tnloof wrong. "I bought ticket this afternoon for neats in tho fourth row of tho orchestra, nud wliott I handed my coupoui Otlio tislicrto-nlght ho conducted mo to seats In nbout tho tuuth row tiack. I protested that they woro not my scats, but tlio tiMier blandly insured hid that t must bo mistaken, as tho cotiiiotts Killed for tho vents ho showed ma I looked at tho cotqioiis, nud, sure cuoU-h, ho wiw light, I lo niti.t havo iniido n tlcxteroiu oxclian,':o whllo coming down tho aisle, for I could swear that tho tickets I boil -lit wcro for seats la tho Drayage and Moving OLIVHR MAGGARIJ Desires to Inform the public that bis cqillp ment for moving Household Good4,ll.ino4 Safes, Marchandlsc, Heavy Machinery etc., Is the best in the city. Special men and wogons arc kest for the removal of Pianos and Household Goods, Which arc always handled by compctant and experienced help, and the Litest appli ances used for. handling Safes nud otlici henvy goods. Call, address or telephone. OLIVER MAGGARI) Telephone Mi 917 O st. 1 .--"'-BilHIHIlBP G tleopened 1033 O Street. xotwitn- staadlns tlio faet Unit Pho tographs have been mlua ia about half tho former lirlco wu have cXa-nKCtt t li o services of on , of tho host fin- Ulicnt In Now York to tako Vliursoof that ilcartiuent of the studio, our olTbrtsHhnlllw 1111 1 1 r I n to ulve each pun- tomer entire :tls fact Ion nml to produce Miix-rlor vork tonnywohiivo dono before. CaMnets, $3 per Dozen, UISCOCK. rvarts. vkst. voomincs. struuglo for re-election ho la sure to have with nil tho power of tho administration nralnst him. Tho happiest man in this " .... n,,.l tl.n liniiflsninoAt mail ill COll t,(vuy, "":..;. tit.,,t, wl,rt lndno.1 attlTab.h rn wr il w iBHrPLl 1 1 HVL Hill wo A, fBHAiix MHilAllKJ M W fat, Ta HW .tn tisjirM iruf 9 f..ri.MieMr. TaaTVla l llill. l til Hiif,, bj ,, aur laarhln. riJ.-.h.l. Ih. ro-lU r.a - Ibrw, wa tt 111 mu4 r K0 1U CCH ,w,aM.7,., ... Hvlng-ttarUla feiaJ to W,lllilllU. ll.tlinKiil. villi aia .. wi rr , of bur CMIIy fix! Talusbl. trt 1m. llnrTlumMKalMO0 M till .1 ) uf Kkoh, u4 nt raur.iu.au ."'": '-r - .. Wrh ! run nil t fMT yWM SAtt. lM.l.rer.'! p-'iK't. nMcum in i. - Zt'r- . Ho MI.U1 taaw. ,.. MkawrlM 10 MM ?' cress, Is ssenntor uiucouk, iiiutoiw v. !.... liin-riciii whoso friend Morton in tho now vlco president, nnd whoso friend Rlatt is looked upon ana coming cabinet minister. Tlio iwlltlcal lines havo fallen in pleasant places for tho Apollo of congress. And why Is Evnita Klad nlso? Rccauso ono of tho fow men whom ho has seen numbered among his ......,. nrKnii.tl rrleiiiia lias occn uiwwu nnldont of the United States. Thero aro many other casual groups and handshakes and smiles which opcaU of the triumphs and disappointments which tho political lottery wheel has brought, but as wo bit nnd watch in come two ilgurea with the familiar an- nouueement: Lord Clho's CoartiliVi About tho middlo of tho last cwitury n voting cadet named Maskoleyno went fo1 India, whero ho Ijccamo nctpialnted with' Lord Clive. Tho nctpialntunco pificncu into intlmato friendship and led tocou stant ossoclution. Thoro hung liv Ma--skeloyno's rooms Bovernl portraits, among, others a miniature which attracted Ird. riiw.1 frixiiioiit nttontion. Ono day. nftor tlin'Kni-llali mnll had arrived. Cllvo asked Maskcloyno if lio had received any English letters, adding: "Wo havo bcem very much mlsunucrstoou at nomo aim much censurod In English circles." Mn skeloyno replied that lie had. nnd read to ins irienu a luiior wiiiun nu wu Liu hntitl. A day or two nfterwartl Clive camo back tonal to havo tho letter road to him ntmin. Vlio la the writer-" inquired Clive, "My sister." waa tho reply; "my sister, whoso mininturo bangs thero. "Is It n faltliful representation-" further asked Clive. "It Is," replied Maskcloyno. "of her fnco and form, but it is unequal to represent tlio excellence or her mind . .1 -- W.II MnqL-ntftViiO- said Clive. taking him by thp hand, "you i.r.n.u wnll nml can uocn.1: of 1110 UO 1 really am. Do you think that girl would bo induced to como to India nnd marry me? In tho prcsont state of niTairs I dare not hopo to bo able to go to England.' Maskcloyno wroto homo nnd bo recom mended CHvo'o suit that tlio intiy ncqui csccd, wont to India, and n 17.)3 wnB married at Madras to Cllvo. then rising to tho highest distinction. unicugo iiiucb. Tho i:tovnllo:i or Mlerature. Artr l.idecd, Ij boglnnlng tc It.itl out that If it doc not mako fiionds'wltli Kootl It must perish. If- rcelvo that to taLo lUclf from tho ninny titM leave them no Joy, in their work, nnd toglvo itself to tho fow whom It can bring no Joy In their ldlenesj, Is au error that kills. This his long basil tho burden of Raskin's messago; and If tvt can bollovo William Morrli, t!vj common peoplo havo heard him gladly, nnl havo felt the truth of w hat ho says. "They jwo tlio prophot In lit oi rather thati tho fantsstlo rhetorician, n moro suj)erfluo uudloncfw do;" autl tho men and women who do thv haiil work of tho world havo learned from lttiiv and frcwMor rU that thoy havo a rigltt to plcasuro in their toll, und that on justiso is dono them thoy will havo It, In all ug poetry has affirmed ronicthiirg- of thlHort, but it rcnmlnoil for ours tojwrcoivo it nud exprrct it konioliow 1:1 every form or literature. Hut this it only onsphusoof tlio dovotlon of tlio best literature of- our tlniOto1 thu service of luiintuilty. Ko bw'.c wiitttit' rttlift Ijw or cynical motivu coald suceeMI ninv, iict nutter how brilliantly written, nCt tho work rttwe In tho past to tho glrillcatlo of mera rxt-ion nud power, to tho tloltleatlou of self, np;)ir. moi.stroiu und hldooiH. Tlio ronwntiorspiritwonililpcil genius, wOnhiiiedi heroisms- but ut Its best, In tuch a man os Victor Hugo, thl plrit rccognia.'d' tho suprtnar claim of tho lowest human ity. It error iron to Idealize tho victims of wclrty, t paint them. in possibly -Blrtuott nud lieautlfnl, but truth, which Un8ltceenltil to tho lilgl:o.t mission nt'roiuiiiiea.uaiiiUtlicM victims as theyaiv',, and bids tho world cotikider them not Imcutiw UioyanrUuiitlfulnutt virtuous, hut bocauso' they ui-o URiy anil -stcinun, cniei, iuiu)uui only not altogether louthsotno becauso- th illvJno can ncr wholly dlo out of thohumnuj Tho trutU dee not Cud thexo viutimi anions Uis poor alow,auiotiK tho hunj-ry, thohtuAJ--Iss.tho rj;;ged;but IttUi finds them amons" th.r i-li'li. rjrsd with tho uhnlessness.Uio' mtioty, lhdesialr of woalth, wasting their- llviti-iau fool's- ptinuiuwoi uios mm iujk l.tnnrv.. wltlL GOtlllllS IVlll bllt tho IlliaVrr,' that comes ft iiioltvwrrlty and sclUshncta. Horner's Monthly. Inevitable, but keptn watchful eyoou tho seats whleli should havo been mini. Just af ter tho curtain rosa this sanin usher con ducted two beaming young girls from Mncy's to those vacant seats. They wero o Idently friends of ids, for thoy Kavo him it sweet siullo nnd a whispered Injunction ns ho left them. The teats I got wcro the worst i;i tho house, I bollovo; and to top oil tho ttholo ex crleacc, thero war tt woman with a tall hat u front of tr.e, am! a fat, bald headed man Just behind nlo who breathed on my neck with a breath that wan strong enough forhitn to lean upngninst when lio got tired. Can you wonder that I am Hot on wry good terms with myself f" "Well, no,, scarcely," replied tho friend. "Cut I am nctouUbcd tlmta mnii of ) our ex iciienco should submit so quietly to what you oiului-cd. Why didn't you call an other lulicr and tllp him a cjunrtcri lie tioulil then havo played llio samo trie'; on .'A-nicboily eke, nud you would have gotten Just nn good souts nsthuio you weioclieatcl nut Of. It U n simple remedy. Mnny a1 tlmo whttinllof tlio good Koats In tho houso havo Mxt sold I havo gone i.i early with cou pons for soaNtirsr the door, r.ud with tlio aid of hn.f n dollar liavo hud my pick of tho house. TIiom) frllons mako big money l:i that way, und thy do their work so well that thoy teldom g; caught. Vou havo no proof, and they say you aro mistaken. There the matter rcifo If you mnko a dis-tii-banco, you nro put oat, it ivqnircs (iretty good head to rerrwinU'r nil of Urn changes they mako i:i this way in ouooveiiliig, but practice males them esiicrt. They only got a dollar tv performance for tuheiing, so they think they havo to do Bomcthiug tomnkon httloext its money. Of course, tlio t7 a week they get for this work Is not all of their honot vsntluxx, for as a general thing thoy nro employed in tho il.iytlino no clci ks nud coutitcr Jiuiaiciu Tho Saturday half holiday helps thrill' ewt on tho matinee. I havo known homo tislii'rstoiiiako as ldgh ns $'ia t i-uk extra by elllng3cts,for often when house, nro running light. people buy a CO cent iidmisslon ticket, nnd glvo tin- tttlu-r it quarter moie, thus gcttlng.tOl.bU eat for 7r rents." "Why doesn't mmiobody mako a complaint tatlw mniuserHr' suggested n lliliilv'trou, who had been nn liitviited listener. "It has Ik,cii dono tlmo nud ngalii,n-'rtpUe(l tho posted one, ''but it is ot no aviiU." Tb lUanacorj uromlK- to suppress tho iirttccico. siulIwUl do them tho justleo to :iy jhat they havanttempied to do no. but tho ushers o too clever for thenu Watch them how vu will, yoit ran never catch thoiu nctll haitdod. 1 don't think thero Is a tlieatro lir thcelty whero tills practice Is not carrleil'flin to groater or Is extent, though in somo nlaets it Is nt. to bad tin in others." "I shall roineiuiicr wnat you navo toia mo' tho nast tlmo .como here," said tho victiin,, ns all turned tcgo-in. New iork Triolein. Premnnt, lilkhorn & Mo. Valley Trains leave lOil.in.in. and 12:10 p.m True KijcuonM Vali.kt Link. To frco homes In Northwestern Nohraska an Sotithwestern Dakota. To the Dlark 1IIIW nnd thu Mot Springs. To Central Wyoming coal and on ndtls an cattlo rnnRps. To Chicago and the Knt. To Ht. Paul, tho North and Northwest. For further Information Inquire of Oi:0. N. FOHKSMAN, AKent, iJSi'ith 10th street, IJuco ;v- W, F. Frroii, J. It, UecnAKAH, Ueucral Jlcur. Oen'l l'ass. Ag't Jllsaouri Valler, Iowa. N. R. HOOK, M. D., I)l3nABi:3 OF WOMF.N. Urinary and Rectai Diseases a Specialty. TrrnlsTrflnlillHeoos hy IIUINICIMUIOKK PAINI.K8S BYBTK.M. Onice. rooms Kt. ia)ml 121 llu.-r HloeV. Twelnii ami O sinots. Offlr.. telephone MS. HwUIhiico 11K9 Q street. 'I'h'ine, 08J Onivu hours, 0 t Yi a.m. 3 lo 0 anil K lo 3 p tii sunilnjs, 0to II rt, in 3.A.SH0EMAKERJM.D. HomcBopatliisi Physician, Telephone Xf 6S5. 16 SonuJi nth Street, Lt.Ncot.M Nun' P AST ALL PRECEDED! Ofsr Two MllllonJ Distributed. Louisiana State I.ottei-y'omp'y. Ineorponiti'd byTlio U'zlstiiture'tn lwt for Kdiiriillounl niiiK alirllnhln piirpce,nuil IN rnilirlilHP inndon Jhrl nr the prctent Mliilo eoiistltuilon In I87f.y nn overwilwliirr pop ular vote. Its Grand Kxtrnertlinarv Draw'ftus take place Scml-Annua.) (June nnd Decem ber), and Its Grand Jingle Kumbe Draw Siiks tnkc place on ctc'Ji' o( the ortr ten -nontbs of the year, and are all riihswn in pnbllc, at the Acadcwiv of Musi New Orleans, La. Vc 1I0 hereby e'rtly Hint wo si:-rrvlMi tttr nrniniri'iiu'MIM fur ll Hie M jut My mid 'r.if-Aniiiiiil' lrnTlni,,.f Tho lK.nlliiim Bttle Ijiltery I'oiiipiiuy. unil In ierHii:iriin oct nml i-oiitrnl tho I la'AlnuH tlieiriM-lveH. liixCtlHil Hit Mime are e -wilnoled Willi-fioii-i-,T,-VtnlrmKH, mill In eo-nl Inllli towanlnll p"rtei.,ninl woiiulliorlri ?nrlCor..pnnj-V!iMio tbUi-ertlllcntc, "Itlifnc-h.ioillli'Hol "Uirtfcnu tnmuttnelied, In Its ndvcitl-iemeiitH." SETS' EiS-t ! ' .-.y..L'. Wjaw;tf.ff-wraxTi O: i 1 Tbo nUYBKB' GUIDE i tssuod Maroli ana jopt., leaohyoar. It la an onoy lolopodta of usoful infor- rmstion tor nu who pur- chaso tho luxuries or ma necsssltles of life. Wo on e-lotha you and" furnish you with Mil itm neasssary auu uunuuisnzu.jr sBullances to ride, walk, danco, nloep, st, b, hunt, work. 150 to ohuich, or nlar fit home, and in various alro.i, fcfcrUs and quantities, Just ilRuro out wLtt is required to do all those things mSmthLY and you can makaafatr SH2K" tie valtw of the IiUYBHS (KmNI, whioh wliriMi wnt upon MONTOQMCRY WARD & CO. mSu JiSfclM Avenue, Ohlw.XU. US. ,- H'iyv f Tlio Tonulnr Miistnrlio. ti.o liiii-b inuatncbo. which has Ieeta bo long considered n sino tjua non of the highest typo of innscullno beauty, lias, slowly nnd mircly had Ita prestige rapped, by its Insidious and more rcstlietic blontlo rival. If the crazo for the iioty slwde contlnuca it v.-lll soon bo oxtromely Ullll ..u ... ii.i.i nnv nf tlm brown or rod vn- buiv vv . ,,,v " , . ., ricty among losiuonauio 1111:11. iw ". over the color of the hair will permit of .i. i.inn,in iu.ti,r iwiwllilv worn the bleach is brought Into miuljition. Dudea who nro favored hy nature with hirsute ap pendages of the approval hue nro now Indulging In a gootl deal of chaff nt the oxpcnwj of tneir teas loriuuiuu ". who havo to Imitate thorn, luul ctlll men continue to philosophize over tho vani ties of women. Now York Mercury. C-.UI ailiitnn I" Ireland. Aceordlng.tcthoktory of a Ixuulon iMperr;, h u no Joubt of tho existence of coUIini Ic-Jand. but whctUer it can bo profitably, woikeil Is-aotdecuiCTU-ertaln. On tho prin ciples adopted in America ami oilier roku Uclds, 11 Boxreyor baa attempted to locate tho placers audi tho possible sources of tho County; W.icklow gohl, and from his researches ho wus led to l-jllcvo that gold working la tho placers, and (wssibly, ierliaps, also In vain. ;ini..o. ai,"httc nav. if Judiciously eurrieal out, butuot on tbok;iuio Hues us tho works of ' ... n't....... I. nl.-. If thO praOUS UUVeiuuro-n. nmu ij uw",,.. tho anuaUaro cttrrcct, a gold Held in Comity Kildaro tlio great wureo of gold on wlilelk tho ancient Irish depended. In this comity und tho adjoining ortioiii ot tho counties of Dublin and Wlcklow-thiit Is, to the-west- ward of tho Lclnstcr raugo 01 niiis-iuoro 1 t. Hint hu nil tlio appearance ot OtivossiU Uo gold tteld. As tho csplorcr had Uia o-aist-...nr. n.i.i mlvlai of various csporicaccd, "gold diggers," both American and Australian, bo bcllevej ho Ij Justltlcd in suggesting tluit goUl workiugs in Wleklow by experts would repay ndveaturers. Mow York Preh Tho- Tbrrsts nutl Itulr Altlitragli' fomts havo 110 intluenco p?n nreclnlUUon. yet they do exert n ccrtdm economla-iulhieiito. Witliout liiireuslugraln full. thov. In common with other fonovofr vegotatioui economiiw that whicli full,.ro- tbiuhifir it 6tiniowliata'o reservoir anil pro- vontliiK" its rapid descent into tlio btixitioa,. Iu thl.i way. loo. totx-ts tend to ix-dueo- the naiguitudooC flooib-aud toregulato thefl4)iv of riveini tlms provtntlug .master antx im nrovlnK uavlCTtlon. This rctcniioii ct.tiii rahifall Is, hnwovBir. aerouipanlwl by a anpid evaporation- from, tho leaf surfaces ot. tho forest, .whcrslly acoasUUraWo proportion of 1 the rainfall, twuirn-ft ttie uunospuoi-o wmi oat rwiehliigrtho earth. On this account it is urgedniulli think with reason, that in our arid, region, whioh is. Irpcndcnt for Irriga tion upon itsutu-eainsylt is advlsablo tocut awav nstraHdlyasiosslblo all tho forests, cspeekdly tirwui the Mountains, whettrmost of tho roin falls,, lu cnlcrthnt as much of tho prooipltatiin.a jxiosible may bo ccileeted liu ttut Htrcains. This- will tsiuse, iKtiudo erooso in the-ruinual flow of tho streams, us commonly supposed, tat on inereato, coupled with a. greater ewiccatratiorr of th How in U10 sorlnir mantUs, and result in 1 wdcring fcrUleai greater area r tho arid ixglon. It . . .1 . .1 ... ... I.. H. . !.! .... may uo auueu. luui uv iurctui m m u, m . glon cja thus ilisappetrius w itli cotr.aiendablo mplilliy. Ikory Uanuett in Helen .. 1 a &tczcrt. UAHdirrr anp vkuokn. "A message from tho president of tho United Btaleu." . But one of Iho two figures wh chsland at tlio rear of tho hall, heralding and bearing thla imiwrtmit document, U uot so familiar to tlio eyes of tho Bciioton, und thoy turn curiously In their eeato. The tall, grey patriarch with n black browjclotl TBuit two elxoa too largo V-jr Quick Time. From ono of our foreign contemporaries wo hear if n cccno which occurred In tlio fw.! llir.-i(ri nf MOSCOW Ullll WlliCll jnljilit havo turned out disastrously, but, fortunately, had a eomowmt nmuslng termination. A cry of "Urol' urooe, and, though no llro could bo wen, n gen "" i'.. .,..? inAiridnrn. T bod rcctorund clngers came forward and nssureU the ...St ii,..rn utno 110(11-0: tut iurt nt timt moment tho llro I1030 discharged its content! full on to tho poor director nnd liln companions, who iuki 10 owu iiui.v retreat, together with tho oc;upant3 of tho orchestra. The incident, Utilization of tho Bun's laiergy. Many plana havo been propped for tho direct utilisation of tho bim'u energy Urlc.so-.iV heat engluo supplied by solar rudl- .i.. ibf, i.iuiiof MM. C'oaova. Plffro and Moiichot, who proposed to eoiiccntrato tho EunM rays on a mass of water, which would bo turned into .team? with a ttumlier of i!w.-:. tmnnnf lUllcll haVOCVeil ICOClted tllO stage cf succccsfui experiment, Mr. Edward Weston propose., autl baa jutented, tho Idea of using a thermopile, whleli is to bo placed . " a, t 1..Un ian.1 Itltlnlt ill lowovcr. Illustrated the readiness with which tlio llro hose could bo got to worts, flu Uulldcr. pi tho focus of n mirror or lens, and which is toko iwd to elurgo a. storage battery, from which tho energy is filially u bo drawn. Au cl.fl;o-n.jiittliituo eu-cuim . ca 1 1 cut out tbo pile when tts olectra-raotlvo force fiil'.i b.'low tbst of tho battery. U hen ito coatiler thu very law cfllelensy of ther-roopllcJ-t'-ct over a or -1 per ccnt.-it would m.pecr doubtful whether tho plan will ever ba uow then r.:i interesting turcoUQtu-lk'Wr.c3. A rreneh ralnter of Cuts. Ettgeno Lambert, tho distinguished FrenchJ nrtiat,. who baa inniie such n grea'srepiuuiion ns Quainter of eats. Is a fat fact k man with: u larg imiitaeho that resembles U10 whisker-' of tho domestic nnhiiul ho loves so welL lot tho-yard belonging to bis houso U10 artist haV a splendid collection of I l!fig .models. Oam oCbUcuUU trleoloretl, In blak, wlilto andl yellow, und it appears that this vurlegatsA fUrU never found except amtng tho fein-Jo-speeles. Acconling to tho artist, n. iiiate-ot ibis shnding would bring; four thotivMid oiiiids In Hucland. Lar.tfwrt's eats are. trentrtl with rreat care, by their mnitor. Their comer of tho yardi fc luelosed bytur. opcnv.oilc reparation, lnido of wlilcUai tienchrs whero tho animate, um icikoo, aiedi- tato nnd glvo tliemsclvos. up to tho plesAurc of tho toilet, Their buds consist of LaskcU of dlfTorcnt dlmeuElsus placed on a shelf raised a fow inches .com tho grouud, Tho room In which thoy sltep Is wnrmoti. vn w ni ter und always kentat tho uimotiillutetniwi aturo. Iiimbert'9.Virgo studio wulli.aro cov ered with fctiidlefcln whleli tho cat. U ix-pro-seated In all Its. toiins.-J. I V. U. In Tho Ujioch. .. .oselty f Ixieomottxcs. Tho average ago of locomotives U nbout 1 twelve ear, yet many, tUrough proper hnhlts of llvinsr. taking ttU their uienls regular and avoiding all Intoxicating bever ages, attain quite- a respectablu old age, 'I ho oldest 1 mining caglno In Ormauy lias liem on tho road blnco .wo, ami is coiu,o tittcntly years old nulte a Mothuolali, in fact. With regard U IU hablto, it has al ways conQncd Itself sVlotly to water, though itha3beon nddlctcdtaBinoUiugull Its life. It U sad to too a looemotlvo grown pretuatuiiiy old by ruimhiR all night, but thoy moufteu tuot with In wlUsiOAiAr-Twa WWuzs CMiimlslons. X.Miiiimlen'lKiicil llnnlih nnd ItniUerH wllH.my ill prizes drawn ' iKIie Ixm Hunii KtutXiMititriiui, which inn)' M prcMenlot ut our trtniilort-v. II. m WA1.MSI.KY. l'res't IrjntHiinn K-Jiirit riEltlUII.ANAUX, l'res.stviil Niilton i4M'U A'. IIAMIMWIN, PitH. New Osh'iiliK Nutl Unk OAKl ICMIN, 1'res. fnlon Nlitlomil Haute -MMMOTH DRft'WlMS- AttlU Atademy of Mntic, New Orltanrr. Ton Jay, December I 1888. GaBital Prize, p0,(iB0. Jt(kWXTlelt)sntIOj Halv.vM-1201 .Qvjstrters fIu;t-litliMf'i; Twentieths -. KoitletliNtU MHTOl" l'llt.IH.. l,TllUZKOk'tMX),UOlH rM.tM UmjAt.OKVJW.'MIIS JUU.I.M 3.111111'. ..' IIHI.OKIIS .... -J,UM nrnazji.uv w;w is ...... 1IIUy.l OK riswuiiiio.. CJMUZKmsiK 10, are. Bt IHUKJCH or fi.mxiiin-.. 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U, Address Reglst&ial Wim to Nl'.W OIll.K.WiW'S-A.IWNAI. HANlw NewOilciius, liu. REMENJBER rXnffK I'Kiiidiiiid i:ai)H, w,b.u re In ehnrKo nA tlm- llnnvinxM, ih l,Jimniillvi)l iiukoiuiu itvi,iur- and InteKrllXi.tliatiUieihiineeiiiirii nil aqiuvl. ami unit nu. 0110 i'iiii poriuiy iiiviiit. iiumlMirwIlKilraw u prlre. . . ItKMl'.MfJJCU ill. Hint the lmyiimio tUi l'rli-K Is eiiiraiiUi'.l by Knur NoihmUi Hanks or Now OiIiiiiiis, nml tho tloketHiirn ktituiM by tho PresU'iiut of tin Institution, wlvi etmi IimiuI tlililH urn riidiriilztil In III highest eoiirtsttheit lore, liew nro of nil ImUallous or iiuotiywotis schcincH. rflA otMEo&lla mn sha Hoihi eioiti wiiih.-nn-nn r-oiaiur (.luif. uuiMi.1,17. II..I M n.tcll In tk wotU. l'.tf.cft Unitk.cn.r. War r.uita. ii.arr no 11 uui uuun tout, uum i.di.r 'iwl f t nil' lUti.vi lilt wotki aad cm, cf tqut vtlut, Ono l'cl-0011 la nth lo. t.lllv nn curt ont fr.f. totftltcr with our Urg-tanilviL iuU lint f Iliiutl'liulU Kntnplet. Th.t. nn.pl.., o well . Hit w.lch, rt Itn4 Vm.. mil tfl.r vou havt k.l.t Ih.m la year horn, far 9 Taonltit tul thownih.m la Ikoit who nu- htt t.llcJ, IU. Vwaint jroor own Itoptiir. Tlioja fibs mitt tt snet tul uit of tec.lilon IM W11 ch nil Hltmiilca. WtJr til tllirt... frllil,n. AJlrtu Nlluiuu tit 4( VH ",V '" tluiti. Mulues I 17 rlWffe tvjfc-..f-teriOvtv.t.afc.laaMfe.- .3,MKIAj5i.Jl3lMlaA wlaS IM lif aftflrtft,C aftv,'jN,A3U -,yuk. J1 W i..A,aa-4k'vAialfc..W .ft . 1 Avi . vl