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rf ygnwuiWinniTlTrriTHTr iftfcrVlVVi""'"'r"r"''lV"'1 f lfcWHI)WilftlHMIilMWlWMHMf'WWWWMIWi i t I- Were nil wlso rnoupli to herd this nJvIco In season, n world of .uflcrlng would ta nvuldcd. Tlio best mouths In which to tnko Hood's ttartaparllt.1, tlyi creat blood imrlllcr, nro March April May At no other season Is tlio body no much In Herd of, or ro susccptllilo to tlio benefit to I u derived from Hood's Barsapaillla, ns now. Tholniotcrlshcd coiulltlonot tlio blood, tlio weakening cftectsof tlio lonp.rold wlutcr,tho lost appetite, nnd that tired feeling, nil make a good spring inrdlrlno absolutely necessary. Try llorMl'ft Harsaparllla nnd you will bo con- Inrrd llmt It Is tho Ideal spring medicine. Hood's Sarsaparilla Polt tijr nil (lrnpclt. fdiUforf'. Prepurnloiitr T C. 1. 11001) A CO., AlMillicrailci, Lowell, Mim. 100 Dosos Ono Dollar J ir. V. HAWKINS, ARCHITECT AND SUPERINTENDENT, TlulUtlnz coinpli tod or In course- of erection trc-mAprtll, IttUij lUislm-ss block. 0 H ontgoincry, tlth nnd N. itn do I.WlMlhiiiMley.lltlim-nrN. ItcstAurnut (Odella) 0 K MimtKoinery, N near till). Itcsldfiicc, .1 .1 IndiorT, J nnd l'.lh. do .1 1) Mnofitrlan.l, y and t llh. do Joint .cluum. 0 nil I tlth do Alln-rt tt'ntkln. I) tt Ml. nnd 10th ilo Win M Iwiinnl. Kli'l Dili niul lutli. ito i: Udutlulf, 3.TI11 niul S. do J t: I teed, M ti, l bit lUih mi.1 17th do 1. (I M HitMwtii. tt liet IStli nnd 18lh. Sanitarium tmlMlnv' nt Ml Iron). Nob, KIit. ltaptlt church, Ulh nnd K strfts. ortunry u.t idjl n: I ivolvln, to.nl nt Wyuln cemetery, Ofllco Rooms !13 nud 3-1 Rlolinrcls Bloolc Help Wanted Wanted nt 6licc a responsible part of good address to represent IlyllON. TWOS. E. HILL, author of 11IU' Manual of Social and Husl- ncs Forms. In LANCASTER COUNTY An excellent opportunity to secure n good position nnd make money. Sales can be made on the Installment plan when desir ed. Address for terms fin. I particular, HILL STANDARD BOOK CO., Publishers, ioj State St., CHICAGO, ILL. NEWSPAPER NOTORIETY. Men FAST MAIL ROUTE 1 2 DAILY TRAINS - 2 TO Atchison, Leavenworth, St. Joseph, Kansas City, St. Louis and all points South, East and West. The direct line to Ft. Scott, Parsons, Wichita, Hutchinson and all principal points in Kansas. The only road to the Great Hot Springs of Arkansas. 1'uli.mav Sluuckks and Free Rkcmkino Chair Cars an all trains. H.G, HANNA, R. P. R. MILLAR, City Tkt Agent, Gcn'l Agent. Cor. O and 12th Sts. Wlmt Clin Press Pays Cor.ccrnlnu Moru or Ie I'muttis. Oustnv Preying, tlio Clrrmnii novelist, pre fers not to tun tho tltlo of nobility w hlcli lins been conferred ujion him. Tlio emperor of Austria li very fond of chnmol shooting, nnd In that sport uses nu old fntliloucd inurzlo loading gun. Tho crnr has oitlercd that henceforth all tho dmnmtlo 111 lists of tho Russian liniicrlnl thentro nro to wear n uniform In public, , llyrou Bnlrsberry, tho Unlaw nro peach ijrower, recently mndo n prolltof two rent on n carload of pcnclies thnt sold forf l,ISi.-IO. Zola' icsidciico nt Mislati Is uineulflecntly furnished nnd tho grounds, In swsoti, blnzo with orchid, rhododendrons nnd geraniums. Tho mllindo of Jnpan gets publicly nnd uproariously drunk In broad daylight nud swaggers nmund his palace liken eoiiiuiou, every day drunkard. During tho I'rlnco of Wales' recent visit to llombui'irho Initialed somo wheelbarrow races, with ladles In tho bnrrons trundled nloui; by tho highest Kuullsh nobility. Tho richest nnd most liillucutnl Chlnninnn In Chlcngo Is II fp Lung, tho inn) or of tho Colestlnl colony Ihoro nnd tho laundry king of tho city. Ilo Is a llttlo mnii physically. Ills fortuuo nuioiiuU to (L'OO.UJU, An old gyiy iimncd lUfne) hm nsked tho emiieror of AutrlIo luvcNt lilmwlth tho dignity of king of tho gyise, bctmuso ho can prove his direct descout from King I'linrnoh. Ilo proiuUus to innkn tlio gypslt renso their vngrnut bnblts nud liocoiuo orderly people, lit to untcr tho nrniy. A negro by tho nmno of Hi, who uns lately convicted of murder In tlio llrst degreo nud mnteneod to bo lintigi'd nt llrnudenbtirg, uns granted n now trlnlou tho ground that bo bml not been convicted byn. Jury of his jiecrs. Thero ns no colored mnii on tho Jury that tried him. It is related of I'rlnco Dlsmnrck thnt whtlo luiectliig tho harvest work 011 his Holds not long slneo two of tho leaping m onion, fol lowing 1111 old custom, foiled him nnd bound him with bauds inudo of straw. Tho chan cellor Mibiulttcd with good gmco, nud ex tricated himself by xiyluj: 11 llborul riinsom. Ho rodo iiwny in his enrringo with tho straw baiuU still fastened round his nrmx Historian Itnucroft visited Miu Toll: at Kushvlllo, Tenu., not long ngo and borrow et tho Into presidents Btato pnpciti. Ilo roturinsl them to hor n fow dnyn ngo with n noto in which ho wild: "I bono my life will bo nimrctl to complcta my history to tho closo of your husband's udiulutstrntlon. Thnt will closo my life work. I nm engaged w Ith n corpi of typowrltera nnd clerks, nnd 1 bollovo will bo ublo to accomplish tho task." Dlulztilu, tlio rebellions son of Cctownyo, Is 1111 enormous black with n dovelopmcut of brain nbovo other African chief. Ilo U n total abstainer from Intoxicant, but maUeu up for this asceticism by maintaining n largo number of wives. Ho is a warrior by hcrodl tary taste, and his tremendous physical strength nnd wonderful swiftness ni n runner givo lilm ga'ntlullucueo over his holdlcm. It Is said of him that, unlike his kind, ho has 11 scuso of humor nnd is n henrty laugher. I)ut ho Eomot.mca thinks things funny that to n whlto man are quite- otherwise. ''I sco Gen. Crook on tho floor of tho lionrd tho trado nearly ovcry day." Bald 0110 of '.ho rounders tlio other day, "out no ono who doesn't know him would tnko him for nn In dian fighter. Ho Is of medium height, but ii well built, broad shouldered nnd deep chested. Ho wears n full beard below a pair of ell bronzed checks. Ills eyes nro qulo'c ntul pcuctratiug, and ho has tho noso of nlinuk. It is tho uoso of n warrior liko Wellingtons or Napier's. Ho wears n light mcl: coat of grayish silk, dark trousew nud a straw hat Ho is Eoldom without gloves. Ho conies 011 early, generally In tow of Jimmy Doyil or Eotno such man, nud stays quite a long while." At Kisslngen tbo chancellor breaks through tho general rule, and appears out of uniform, his favorlto dress being 11 long black over coat nud n soft felt bat with n wldo brim. Another characteristic featuro of tho Kis slngen hoiiM) Is an outer court yard, which is tilled with a noisy assorted family of ducks, fowls, turkeys, geco ntul other birds, not ono of which does Ulsmarck allow to bo lemovcd. Ho is understood to spend hours In feeding uud watching his curiously rusorted family, In whoso raids and quarrels and feuds ho may possibly find nn ornithological parallel for much thnt is passing among tho mombcrs of tho still inoro curiously nssortcd European "happy family," with its Hear nnd Lion and Englo nud Turkey and proudly crowing Cock! Robert Louis Stovcnsou's voyngo on tho South bens goes to show tomo of tho possibil ities of Amcrlenu enterprise nowadays. Tho whole trip was got up by tho schcmlug brain of a manager of uowsimpor syndicates. Mr. Stevenson hires tho yacht, well equipped, thoroughly seaworthy, and supplied with all tho modern luxuries, nnd sails nway on n voyngo of interest nnd novelty. Meanwhile nil bills nro paid by tho man who manages tho nowsnniier syndicate. When Mr. Btovcn- son returns ho will pass over to him tho man uscript embodying tho novelist's reflections and discoveries on tho voyage, nnd tho salo of this manuscript in America, England and Australia will more than rulnibui-bo tho syn dicate manager. Times linvo changed sinco Milton sent ''Pnrudlso Lost" begging ann)ug tbo publishers. Vffa 'MILWAUKEE;, 'tPMJl tlcnuly of tho "TrunU Nklu." A woll known fomnl't physician said tho other day. "Among tint young w onion rev turned from their summer outing Is mom than over noticeable what h now known as 'tho t"iiiih skin.' It is extremely beautiful nud wn nlnnxt unknown unions women of n prevlout gcucrutlou. It Is ns smooth and polished us rutin, lino nnd closo In toxtun ns ivory, Is n clear, delicate bbcult In color) transparent, nud with tho rich coloring show ing through rather than lying mi tho surfnro. It gives (ho Impression, nlsn, of exquisite rlennllncM. It Is tho result of sunlight nud fresh air and tho healthful process of cleans ing every kh-o of tho skin dally with crspl ration. Nothing visit clean the skin llko tho molsturo that Hows through It from warm, pilck Mowing blood, No water put 011 tho tnitsldo has n liko cu"cct to tho water that tomes from tho Inside, This Is the tcison why It Is called 'the tenuis skin,' bccnUKO the girls who piny tennis wash nut their skins w Ith iiersplrntlou nt b-nst once u day. "There Isnnothersort, uiiiln Very iK'nutlftil ono It is, known ninong tbo girls ns 'a Tin k Mi bath skin.' That conies from thorough sweating, too, but whlloltls very lovely 1 llko It less than tho tenuis skin, because tho lleih nud muscles i.ro not mndo ns linn beneath It ns by that outdoor exercise, nud thcrcforo tho contours underneath It nro less round nud smooth nud It does not wear so well; wind nud sun Injure- It, it Is given to freckling uud to chnpplng, nud hot rooms mnko It dry and florid, wlillo tho tenuis skin Is warranted to stand anything nud keep Its lienuty. Tlio Turkish bath skin is veltcty ruthcr than satiny, nud lins nmo leaf nud sen shell sot t of tints, nil pink and white Instead of brow 11 nnd red. Hut Is Is very pretty." New York World. 3T0niE3 ABOUT MEN. Hoy Tlio "How Ii'jn o?" Hcnson. Tho "How d'jo dor1 sensou has fully conio, nud tho iHirlotl in which greetings nro often est board Is tho presont earliest dnys of nutunin, when tho summer, though dend, Is not yet borne to her chilly tomb by 1'ntcr Time. Those nro tho days of "Howd'yo dof between countless thousands; between brlcily tundereil friends, between widely separated comrades hi tho battles of tho iwist, conio to Join In tho veterans' reunion and tho Urnnd Army's gatherings. Those nro dnys ns full of social warmth nud heartiness us they nro of 1u1tum1r.1l sunshine, mid ns rich In tho awak ening of friendships ns In varied fruits nud harvests. Tho "How d'yo dor' is ubiquitous. It falls gratefully nnd musically upon tho car from tho thronged trottoir, In tho places of nmuso ment in tho shopi, iutho druwing rooms and the iwrlor, and nt tho threshold of tho sanct uary, It la expressed in n variety of ways that lias scarcely an cud, ranging from tho hearty nnd sincere u tho formal nud non committal. Thero nro "Qlad to too you's," spoken in a way that cloarly menus "Don't 1 caro a continental wlio'.her I ever seo you or not," and thero nro "How d'yo do'sP that 1 cannot possibly bo hit irprctcd us Implying n question or expressing nny curiosity. Uut ' ttioso nro fctrnggicra tu tit? groat nnny of cor dial greetings that 1111 the autumn air with countless ovidencci of tho cxistcueo of tho vast ocean of mutual friendships, regnrd ami kindly feeling thntcnvclops tho human race. Tho autumnal "How d'yo dof season isntlts height, and In its fullness of cordiality tho "Good-by'sP of early cuuuner nro forgotten. It Is more blessed (0 c?ii back than to go forth.-1'ittbburg Ilullolin. A Hawaiian PrlticcsV funeral. Tho report of tho flunuco commltteo on tho stato funeral of her ltoyal Highness Princess Llkcllko tins bean printed. Tho orders room in genernl to hnvo lecn given by tho king personally, accompanied In somo casci by a moro or less dcflnlto ropivsontation that tho govenuncnt would nssumo thorn, or that tho privy council would pass n resolution to pettlo the bills. Asnti csainplopf tho reck lessness and wanton profusion of tho expen diture, tho following facts will sufllco: Eight hundred and thirteen suits of clothing for men nnd boys, VA shirts, 749 liati, 710 pairs of shoes, 837 dresses, to bay nothing of tho other articles of attire, mnsculiuo nnd fem inine, wero given out, tho aggregato cost being over $2.C00. Tho commltteo find that commissions wcro paid to certain turtles for orders, nud that, as Mr. Mautalini would say, orders wcro pressed ou persons who had no jiosslblo uso for nuythlug of tho sort. Another expedient which was practiced wns to tako out tho amount of tho order in other tlJngsnn or der for n black mourning suit in baby clothes, for Instance. Tho commltteo lccom mended tho paymentof claims to tho amount of something over $10,000, designating cer tain claims, w hich nro clearly for legltlmato and necessary expenses, to bo paid'tiu full, and declaring thnt tho rest bo divided among tho different claimants ns shall f com proper. As to tlio reslduo tho claimants should pro ceed ngniust his majesty's estate, which, ac cording to tho bhow ing beforo tho committee, seems clearly llablo for tho uinotinU Hono lulu Qnsetto. Iloir Ilayiiiomt Itmrupit n Colored from it Wnlrry flritrr. A good story, lllustratlvo of tho presenco of mind of tho Into John T. Itnyiuond, Is told by an old actor. Itnymond's company wns making a ono night stop Inn llttlo Georgia town. Tho piny wns ouu In which tho ocean played u prominent part. Tho only oeenti owned by tho managers of tho thentrowns very old nud weak. It bad m-oii much duty nnd wns In n very crippled condition. To llhiHtrnlo tho rolling of tho waves, n number of street gamlui wcro hired to go undcrnoatli n big blue cloth and bob up and doit 11, Tho play wns In Its most Interesing part, lliymoud wns getting oil" souni of his host gags. Ho wns tho only actor on the stage, mid thonudienco was uproarious, when an ncclilcut occurred that caino near wrecking tho piny. Among tho "waves'' was n little negro, Tho spneo was very narrow under tho ocean, nnd the lioblwr got qulto wnrm. Tills jrnr tlcular llttlo negro felt tho heat. Ho removed ono by 0110 his habiliments, until his ml shirt nlouo co vol oil his imkodnest. In tho'mldst of 0110 of Raymond's best gags tho old hluo cloth ocean suddenly ripped nud broke, nnd tho nforomciitloucd llttlo negro wns seen gallantly struggling with tho waves ".Mnii ovcrlioardl" cried out Itnymoiitl. Homo of tho slngo hands, dreswd ns sailors, rushed In nud throw the llttlo negro n rope. Tho "drowning wnvo" grabbed an end and tho sailors drngged him out. When tho au dience saw tho llttlo pickaninny In nothing but his red (latmel shirt, they simply roared. Tho little negro wns tho hero of tho town over afterward. Now York Evening Bun. Stonewall .lurkmm's .l.ilin. I'ow mon wero over moro profoundly nud Invariably sorlous thnu Stoiiowull Juckson. Prior to tho wnr ho was professor of natural nud oxjicrimeiitnt philosophy nt tho Virginia Military institute, uud while in thnt liositlon ho made what is boltuved to havo boon his first nud last Jobo. Ono morning ho called up n mciiilicr of tho graduating cltss, uud with tho utmost gravity propouudod tho following scientific question t "Why Is it Inqiosslblo to send n ti'legrnphlo dispatch from IexIngton to Btaimtoii' Tho cadot rclleoted for somo moments, nnd then ivplicd that the explanation of this phe nomenon doubtless lay In tho fnct that tho nmount of iron ore in tho mountain drew tho magnetic cm rent from tho whoa. A covert smile touched upon Jackson's features, Hod away, nnd ho said: "Xo, sir; you can tnko your seat." Another wns called up, but ho too fulled to explain tho mystery. A third, nud then n fourth wero equally unsuccessful, Jncksou listening to their theories with profound nt toutlou, but wltli tho samo sly biuilo which had greeted tho first attempt. This sinilo probably uttractcd tho nttcntiou of tho next cadet who wns called. Hlscoun toiinnco lighted up, his Up broku into n siullo in return, nud ho said: "Well, MnJ. Jackson, I reckon It must bo bocnuso thero is no telegraph between tho two places." "You are right, sir," replied Jackson, who had suddenly resumed his composed expres sion. "You can tako your seat." Then ho called tho class to order, nnd calmly proceeded with tho recitation ns If nothing had happened, Youth's Companion. CALIFORNIA'S Owns and operates (WOO miles of thoroughly oulpped road In Illinois. Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri. Mlnni'sotn 11ml Dakota. It Is tho llrst Direct llnutn liotMOCii nil tho Prluclpal 1'olnts In the Northwest, Southwest and Far West. For maps, tlmo tables, rates of passneo nnd freight, etc., apply to nearest station ngent ot OUIOAOO, Mii.waukkk it Mr. l'AUI. IU11. WAY, or to nny llallroad Agent anywhere In the world. K. MII.LEIt. A. V. II. OAHPENTEIl, General M'e'r. Cien'l fns-. A Tkt Agt, J. F,'rUCKi;it, OKI). II. llUAFKOUl), As-t-Oen' -Mirr. Aut, a. P. & T. Agt. Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Different Stjlcs In Btutloncry. Elegant pcoplo will not write with lines, oven though their characters spread nil over tho page. Bo tho best paper is cither In tho small squares or blank surface, "Shagreen" Is a favorlto brand. It Is n thick bond paper in nil tints, but most preferablo in sovcro white. Tho largo squaro envelope, for which tho taper is folded once, is in domaud. Tho extra long narrow styles ore confined to notes and Invitations. Bright colors nro novor elegant. Thero nro pooplo who will wrlto their sentiments on green paper nnd send tliem In a yellow en velope, In deflnnco of all good taste. Tbcao outre styles can only bo tolerated in children or schoolgirls. (Sealing wax has had n renaissance, aud Is again returned to tho past. It is too much trouble, and unless skilfully used disfigures n letter. It is nover in bad taste to uso it, howovcr, especially with mourning corre spondence. Detroit Free Press. Ilo Snvrd llh Neck. We can a ouch for a remarkable "find" In tho caso of n gallant Federal oillccr of Drool; line, Mass., who, upon visiting ono of tho battlciblds around Richmond somo fourteen years after tho war, traced up tho former lo cation of his command nud found tho neck of a chnmpagno bottle, with which was con nected n llttlo lueldentof those stirrlngtlmes. Tho bottle, with Its exhilarating contents, had been carefully 'witched over nnd saved for some tlmo previous to tho battle, for tho purposo of "celebrating tho ovcut," when Richmond wns captured. A sudden dash of Confederates, howovcr, changed tho pro posed programme, nud headquarters had to bo hastily abandoned, but not beforo tint neck had l-ccu knocked off tbo precious bottlo nnd Its contents put beyond tho roach of tho attacking Confederates. Thoofllcer mentioned nbovo has slneo had tho neck mndo into n bandsomo ornament for his ofllco tablo, nud naturally prizes it very highly on account of the peculiar associations counectcd with It, Norfolk Landmark. MBFo: Information In reference to T.RnJs ilii Towns owned by tho Ulilcnpo, Mllwnu faMiA hl. Paul ltullwuv Comranr rria to II. O HAUaAK.I.nnd ComniUslonor.Millwaukco Wisconsin Tlio Eucalyptus for Doltcrs. In their official roport to Rear Admiral niinrlinnll. rommandaiit of tbo liavv vard. a board of nnvnl ciurlnudr stated thev consld- I llko." as trod tho uso of tbo eucalyptus boiler scale I tough paid his faro with fovcrlsh haste, nud prevent! vo of great advantogo hi lessening! Immediately becatno as mild us a lamb. tbo deposit ot scalo ana tu rentier! ng wlmt is . xsosion iranscnpu As Mild as it Lamb. On tho rear platform of n Into south end car ono night not very long ngo thero was n quarrelsomo tough, who was linlUiRwcd to pay his faro, but perfectly willing, us ho mado proclamation, to clean out tho car for flvo cents. Tho conductor v. oro tho G. A. R. button; ho looked at tho button nnd then glanced at four iiassongers who wcro simi larly decorated. Tho four pasvmgeru wan dered out in tho platform "kind o' permlscus Arteinus ward would say; tuo deposited soft and easily removable, prevent ing as it docs tho scale from adhering to tho surface of the boilers. Tho test had been employed In the steaming bolters of the Richmond for over a year, aud tho lutcrlor rfaees ha" been kept free from scale with out tho usi of bcallng tools, tt being only necessary t wash tho boilers out with a strong Jet of water from tho steam hose. In distilling boilers tho deposit of scalo was also lessened. Tho Interior surfaces of 1U0 boil ers, these ofllccrs reported, show no sign of pitting or corrosion. Scientific American. To Save tl:o Accnt's Time. Tills Is tho ugo of brevity In business trans actions. Placards, hum rous and seml-scri-ous, distributed In mercantile houses, say so. Tbo very latest indication of rush aud a con venient means to save tlmo nro tho signs in tbo stations along the Now Haven road tacked up over bomo of tho clocks. They say; "This is a clock. It is going. It is tho cor rect time. Now shut up." The placurds savo tbo station mon a heap of time Now York Bun. Artistic I'xnggcrntlou. Col. Wnde, representative from a Sllssourl district, has mado for himself qulto n reputa tion for nrtlstlo exaggeration and It takes nu artist in this lino to nttrnct attention at tho national enpltr.l. Col. Wndo wears a military coat buttoned closo to his chin, giv ing lilm much tho nppenrauco of n preacher. Ills delivery Is very Impresslvonnd, with tho unsuspicious, convincing. Tho colonel would not hcsltnto to claim that In n historic gmno of draw jwker played for cofteo beans out nt his form, ho drew threo cards to n pair of queens and filled out a royal sequenco, nnd no ono but nu oxicrt would doubt what tho colonel said, and oven tho expert would not question his sincerity. Recently Col. Wndo took n trip down tho river and bpont n fow days in quiet Maryland. When ho returned ho found n constituent from n remote part of Ids district waiting to seo lilm. Tho colonel was nil affa bility. Ho took tho Mlssourinu to tho housj and in tbo courso of n lull In tho proceedings escorted him to tho restaurant. A member who sat near Col. Wado's tnblo heard him re lating tho circumstances of his triii. "Out in Missouri," ho was saying, "you get no Idea of wbnt tho world is. You sco nono or tho wonders of nature Tho east, sir, Is some thing wonderful. You havo heard of tho big trees of California! They nro nothing nothing ntnl' sir to what 1 saw tho day lieforo yr-terdsy. What would you think of nn cuk tree 05 paces hi diameter? 1 paced it off mjsclf. I would not trust nny ono else, Aud fishing In tho bay I Why, 1 saw ono man pull outt),C00 fish In ndny. Fact, sir. They nover cat fish there. Thoy uso them for fertilizers," And tho open mouthed Mlssourlau sat with his eyes bulg ing from his bond, without n sign ot doubt or suspicion 011 his face. Chicago Herald. Tlio Uulliif; Piuslon. Tho comedian Kills ton used to tell n story that humorously lllusti ates the ruling passion strong hi death. Mncready wasot ono time alarmingly ill so HI that tlio most serious consequences wero feared and tho most dcsiwuding steps taken, such as tho administration of the sacra incut, etc. Elllston called to see him and was admitted to tho chamber of tho presumably dying tragedian, who feebly expressed a be lief in his approaching dissolution. Ellls ton, deeply moved by his friend's prostra tion, offered to do nny tervlco In his power, strongiy enjoined tho family to keep tho suf ferer quiet aud glided 011 tiptoo out of tho room. Ho had not reached tho bottom ot tho stn',-caso when an nudlblo whisper reached lilm: ".Mr. -Ulston, step up for n moment, Mr. Macroady wishes to speak to you." Ha went up softly anil approached tho bed of tho dying man, supposing that somo post humous attention wns to bo required of hhn. Elllston addressed him with soothing synv pa.hy. Macready gavo a slight Indication of temporary relief, and in broken acccuts saids "EMIst-on, do you thl-nk that 'Rob Roy,' ro-duced to two-acts, wruld be-a good utter pleco for-my-bcuciltl" Detroit Free Press. Its Greut Ilvanty. Tbo president of tho Ilritlsh association cited this Imaginary toast at tho recent meet ing! "Hero's to tho latest scientific discovery. May it never do any good to anybody." This it only n now version of nn old story told about tho late Professor Henry Builth, of Ox ford. Ilo was cxputjating ono day to his pu pils on tho beauties of u mathematical discov ery; "but tho great beauty of tt is, gentle men," ho ndded with humorous enthusiasm, " that It cannot possibly bo of uny use to any body." New York Tribune, Tho most ancient of banking transactions When Pharoah got a check ou tho Red 8 bauk, which was crossed by Moses. Finest : Production.. s (D a c (D O 1 ' 1 ' 0 0 CD W r-r- B 0 P h- P 1 1 U) (f) O d M O o a) v (D 3 0 td 0 cr 0 I C 0 CD a o o a en 0 H P. N l( w v- O 0 '-J P O (D '-J Jarvis' California Pear Cider. This delicious summer beverage is made in California, from very ripe mellow Uartlett Pears. In the height of the ilpcning bcaton many tons of pears become too ripe for shipping or canning purposes, they can then be utnllzcd by pressing tk tn Into elder. The fresh juice is boiled down two gallons intoone, nnd is then strained through pulverized char coal. This heating, condensing nnd straining completely detlroys fcr mcntntion.nnd the elder ever afterwards remains sweet nnd good and is n most healthy and nutritious article for family use. Knowing there arc many spurious ciders sold In tills market we offer the nbov explanation with the eminent testimonial of Piof. J. II. Long, Very Respectfully, THE G. M. JARVIS CO., Sole" Proprietors, San Jose, California. 39 N, State Sticrt Chicag. Chicago, Tiny 7th, 1887. THE G. M. JARVIS CO., Gentlemen! I have made made n chemical examination of the sample of Jan is' Pear Cidc submitted to 111c a few das ago, and would report these points among others noted, '1 he liquid is non-alcoholic and has a specific ginvity of 10.65. The total extrac tive matter amounts to 10.25 per cent., containing only .025 per ccntoi ficc arid. The tccts show this arid to be malic ncld ns usuallv found in i'rult juices. I find no other acid or foreign rubstnncc added for color or tlavor. I believe it, therefore, to consist simply of the juice of the Pear ns represented. Yours truly, J. II. LONG, Annhllcol Chemist, Chlcogo Medical College. THE G. M. JARVIS CG THE 0. I JARVIS CO San Jose, Oil. 39 N. State St. Chicago W. B. HOWARD, Traveling Salesman. FOR SALE BY ALL Druggist and Leading Wine Merchants, J . !$k. Jtj.1.''