Dyspepsia Mtkei tlift llrf of many pcoplo miserable, ami often loads to self-destruction. Distress alter rating, sonr stomach, Mrk headache, heartburn, loss of appetite, a (Mnt, " nil coins " feeling, bad taste, coated tonsuo, and Irrcgu latlty of tho IhiwcH, nro somo ( tho moro common symptoms. Dyspepsia dots not get welt of Itself. It remilrcs rarcful, persistent i rcmeily like Hood'. Harsa Distress After Eating Attention, inn1 parllla, whlMi net Gently, yet surely nml tftlctcntly. It tones tho stomach nml otlicr organ, regulatrs tlio digestion, creates a roo1 nppctltc, nmlliy thus einlr oYrrcomliiR ttio local ynip u T , toms removes tlio (ympa.MOInoilo llictlo erfects of tlio disease, banishes tho heailarhe, nml refreshes tlio tlrcil inlml. ' I liato been troubled with dyspepsia. ! had but lllllo npnotlte, nml what I did cat Unn . distressed mo, or did mo "nrx little good. I " lioiir bum after catkin I would expe rlcneo a talntnoss, or tired, nll-cono fooling, ns thoufih I had not eaten anything. My trou hie, I think, was nggraratcd ly my business, whleh Is that of a painter, nnd from being moro or less riitit up In n Sour room with treslt paint. l.at -l" u uprlng I took Hood's Barsa- Oiomnon ' rllla-took thrco bottles. It did mo nn Immenso nmount nt good. It gavo mo nn nppotlto, nnd my food relished nnd satisfied tho crating I had previously experienced." (Irtonon A. Pauii, Wntorlown, Mass. Hood's Sarsaparllla BoMbyallitrusgliti. flutxforpi. rropnreil only liy 0. 1. 11001) A CO., AH)tticcatle, l-owo'.l, Matt. 100 Dosos Ono Dollar HAGENOW & ASGHMANN, Philharmonic; Orchestra AND MILITARY BAND, Onke,Uooins 139 nnd i.iolluir Illock. Telephone 13,". Leaders in Photography. Riley's f(EU ff$ $tudio5. Wc make n t,pcclalty of the celebrated BROMIDE Lite sized pictures nnd furnish the flnett work at lowest prices. Best Cablnots $3.00 Elegant line of Picture Frames In ttock nnd made to order. Call and sec in. H. W. KELLBY & CO. ioj6 O Street, LINCOLN, NEIL New Jewelry Store, L. BARR, .019 O Street. Established 1874. tVslros to call tlio attention or tlio public to tils new nml olesnut stock of DIAMONDS, Witches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware, IlAvtnicmororoouitinocoinmodntn tho trade luul show u lurcr lino tlinu over llefiiro pur- cliastnir. give us 11 call nml wo will show you the finest lino at lowest possible prices. Watch Repairing and Engraving Neatly done and nil work warranted. Columbia lllc clou mitt Tricycle. 620 O St. It. D. ADD1H. AQT, 820 O St. Ladies' & Gents' FINE SHOES At greatly reduced prices AT WEBSTER&BRISGOE, 1043 O Street. J FINE ART : STUDIO 1314 O street Examine snmplis of our oik before ordering elsewhere. Cabinet Photographs leduced from $ to ij perdozen Gypj THE COURIER A lifmlar Iiikv of ilititern Ttmtn. PUUMSIIUD SATUNDA.Y Bi'iMcntrrioNt Ono Year by Matt or Carrier $3,00 HI month, f 1,00, Three, months W Cents, On month W Cents Itwarably In Adrauen. hnvKnTisRMKNTR! Kates fiirnMiednn appl.c itljn nt tho nrtleo. HocIaI ratoi on Tlino Contrn Is. CoNTninUTIONN) Hhort spicy sketchen, pwinftand stories solicited. Personal and Boc-IaI notes are especially desirable. I'nmiiti! Wo limb) a specialty of Kino 1'rlntlng In nil lis branches. Hoelety work n sM.Iilly Address all communications direct to the office. Iv. W12SSI3L, Jw., KDITOR AMI I'llOI'HIKTOII. Now llurr Muck, Cor. 12th nnd O HlrerU. TiM.i'.nio.NK-iMl. IIavk you ovor notion! that Lincoln Is fret ting moro uxoiflvo to live In tlmii foimurlyl Just count It upnud seo. Il will surprlso you. AiiOUThnlf n dozen people declnro Hint thoy sovorallv poswsi n sure cum for yellow fever, Whnt tho public would like to hear Is one or nil of thtwo inou tnkfug tho first tmln Houth, nml put their remedies to the test. LlMOJl.x people nro responding ipilto liberally to tho cull of the fever-stricken south for funds to cure for tho thousands of sick. Tho whole north, In fnct. Is iiourluir money uud nurses to tho old of Us stricken sister. TinsjKK'ploof Weeping Wntor lmvo petl tlouwl for the removnl of tho county sent from rinttsmouth. Weeping AVutei- is n growing, enterprising city, nnd It the sleepy old river town does not wake up.it will bo left nt the coming election. Two hundred nnd fifty thoutnud miners in England will go out o. n strike noxt mouth unless n demand of ten per cent, ndvnuco in wugos Is conceded. Monopoly seems to hnvo n'l Iron heel In England ns well ns In this down-troddeU laud of ours. Tub Knnsas City Imsobnll club of tho West. ern association seem to want tho lwniuint. Out of the Inst twenty-six games played she has won twenty-four. Hwartzel is pitching n most magnificent game, nnd his work isciunl to that of nny player in tho country. Neiiuahka Citv is ut last awake. Locuj capitallsU have organized n company with 20,000 capital, and will put down n compluto railway systom. Tho Couiuku is glad to noto this important stop toward metropolis taulsm on the part of Nebrask t City. Title big wheat 0 jrner in Chisago, nianlpu latod by "Old Hutch" (U. P. Hutchinson) has canght a largo number of crokera. It Is tho strongest corner over worked, nnd It is hard to toll what tlguro the price will mount to. It 'a also tho unit glgantia gambling tuhomo on record. Tills Denver A Hlo Ornndo and tho Colo rado Midland nro indulging in n railroad war of n rather uuupio character. Tho tight is over tho right-of-way out of Aspen, 11 Colo. rado camp up in tho mountains, und at last reports tho HherlfT nnd posso wcro holding both tracks against both parties. Waii, bloody war, is everywhere. Ou tho Cnimdmn border n largo gang of Italians or0 making Ilfo miserable, tho Indians on tho Sioux reservation aru about to start on the warath, Texan i and Muxluins on tho south ern bonier nre embroiled l sanguinary dltll culties, China is treating tho udnitnlstratlou coldly, Knnso being only nou-combatlve. Til K republicans lmvo made a incut excel ,ent choico in tho selection of V. J. Council as a condldato for cougnss. Mr, Council Is a clever lawyer, a bright man lntelcctually, and will represent the Dig First In nblo man ner. The Hon. J. Sterling Morton Is tho democratio nominee, but as Coniioll has no entangling alliances ho will doubtless bo elected. Til K editor of tho Couiuku takes pleasure In acknowledging tho receipt of n compli mentary ticket to tho fall, racing and trot ting meeting of tho Overland Pink club, which will lo held in their elegant grounds near Denver, from October 20th to 27th. Tho clubofTers MlHlOln stakes and purse, and iseilng ns it does 0110 of the best tracks in tho west, will draw all tho crack hones, of tho circuit to Denver. Further jiarticulnra may bo learned of D. L. Hall, Supt. Denver, Colo. A man who during tho shore courso of his life hud wooed uud won some thirty -seven maidens, old and young, und had married an I lived n llttlo while with each, was sentenced to four yenni lu tho iienltentiary the other day. A man who had tho hardi hood to do this , thlrty-boven times ought to have liven let go. If tho (opiilai- idea of tho hoi oaf tor as regards tho reunion of married couples proves true, Ilrigham Young will have a worthy competitor in this individim), who sails under tho uiiukuoI patronymic of Drown. lv this Is nucli a monopoly-ridden country as many loud-mouthed orators declare, why U It that wo do not hear of American lubot crs emigrating to some other country. Labor lu America stands higher In tho sociul bcale, receives lelter wages and liettcr treatment than in any other country ou tho globe. That is to say, organized labor, w hlch has a voice in fixing the price of their work. Hut the unskilled fellow Is tho ono who buffer most, Thero Is no doubt but thnt there are many abuses hero which thould bo cornx-tcd, but on the whole the American laborer Is better ilxed than those of any other country. Ik tho matter of public improvements nnd general metropolitan appearance, Sioux City, with .15,000 inhabitants, wo must admit sur passes Lincoln, which claims 50,000. Duilrg tho writers two days' sojourn thoro this week, tholr superior nnrki of prosperity over this flty worn plainly noticed, nml runny nn enter prist) entirlloux City loudly hoist of Hint Lincoln cannot whlsior about. Tho Immense stock yards, numerous packing houses, great many moro paved streets, n fnr superior oporn house, hotels, etc., oto. And there Is Just ono reason why Hloux City Is pro-orliig morn than Lincoln nnd thnt Is thlst Hlw has n class of ciplUltstsnnit cltizons who do not cxwc t to inako r0 to 10J routs on every dollar they Invest; nml what Is more thoro Is n more concerted effort to Imll.l up tho city In gen unit nml not the Individual or party of Indi viduals. Wo do not npply this to nil Lincoln, hut it may lis pi iced nt tho door of most of our so cnltod boouiur nnd persons who clulin to ho Lincoln lioiufnctorx, while in true reality they will nover risk u cent union they can koo ii lilg thing In It fnr number one. This state of uiralrs will nover do If Lincoln jicoplo want to keep up in tho profession with other boom ing western cities. Hoe citizens mint lw sat tilled with reaping In the harvost nnd not wlien the seed Is being hovmi, Wo would hnvo both u now thoatei' nml hotel hero now ns n result of I.iit season's effort hud our citizens not Iwon too much Inclined to profit for them- helves nlono, Instead of considering tho city's Mclinioln put. Tin; Coll is doing giHxl work on Itohnlf of the yellow-fever auir.'if rn, Its fund up to hist evening iiiiiouutiug to nearly dl(X). The (k-o-plo of Lincoln nro uoto-1 for their liberality In mutters of this kind, nnd the fund should reach $1,000 in u hoit time. A nieitlngr In DlsjuUe. "Ob, uiorciful bea vons 1" oxclnlmoil Sirs. Bhrlekwell, looking up from tho nowspapcr as sho rend tho startling hendllncsi "Another Thentro Horrorl" "What is Itr anxiously Inquired her husband. "Another thentro burnod," sho snld, "and n scono painter and thrco actors wcro hurt, and n chest full of manuscript plays and all tho wardrobo burned up." "Thorn empty headed liars of editors," growled Mr. Shriek well; "they ought to bo prosecuted for printing mislead Ing head lines. Call that a horror! I thought somclKxly had brought out another English comedy." Ilurdctto. A XIetaiUDrplio.lt. Spudtoy Iho tramp) I'm blowed If I knovred yer, Mlkol Been playln' dor races! Miko No, Been playln1 dat bath houso whllo der dudo's in dcr water. Bpudsey Uuoss I'll go In nn' gafflo yourn. Doy'a better don mine, Judge. What Ho Meant. In ono of our district courts, not long since, Ethiopia furnished tho plaintiff and' defend ant, and tho witnessed ou each sldo also could traco tholr auccstora to "AfricVi burning sand." Ono of tho witnesses was a rather freo and easy sort of n iwrsonage, who enmo to tho stand and underwent tho flro of tho opposing counsel. After tho witness had glvon testimony, tho touo of which showed a decided bias against tho principal ou the other aide, tho latter' attorney took him In band. "You do not like Mr. Jones very much, I near' "No, I doesn't," was tho candid reply. "Why Is It that you bo dlsllko hlmr "Can't say, boss, unless 'tis ho'a too much o' darky an' u half to suit dls chile," Hero his honor turned to tho witness to inquire what ho meant by referring to the other as a darky an' a half, whereupon the witucss replied! "You seo, Jedgo, I call hhn a darky an' a half, coz bo puts on too many airs for ono nigger, an' not qulto enough for two." Uostou Uudget. A Sure Cure. Fint Crook I'vo tjot a soft snap nowj safe, too, right within tho law. Did you no tice thoso"howto get thin" ndvcrtlseraonta In tho (uipenil Second Crook IJy jluksl Is them younl What do you send In return for tho half dol lar! Second Ci-ook Country board circulars, Tho Cartoon. A a rent Furor. Dumloy I say, Drown, ns a great favor, would you mind putting your nnino on the back of my noto for thirty days! Brown (dubiously) Why, I s'poso so, Dumloy. Whero will you mako too noto payablof Dumloy Any whero you like, old man; that's your business, not mine. New York Sun Hour Ho lot There. Friend (to dentist) Now that you' vo got tho custom houso job you wero after I s'fKKo you'll glvo up pulling teeth? Dentist Yes, Indeody. "How did you mnnago to get that Job, Charloyr "I had n strong pull." Texas Sif tings. Tuutologlcal. Teacher What is tautology? Boy Repetition. Teacher Olvo mo nn cxnmplo. Boy Wo aro going to lmvo sheep's liosd for dinner, nnd inysUter EUio's beau is com ing to dinner ulbo. Teacher Oo up head. Time. ' HuTors of Horn. Mr. Oiltcdgo You como to tho springs every Boason, don't you, Mr, Bullion? Mr. Bullion Yos, I feel nt homo here. Thero is a fluo, homcliko diphtheria flavor about 'bo springs thnt lecalls tho old well behind tho cow shed at my former homo in Vermont. Tho Idea. A Drouth Iiupoulblc. "Aro you experiencing a drouth whero you Hvor "Njj; tho downpour of water is almost con' tant "You nro n fanner, I lUcvoF' "No, sir; I run n street uprinklcr." Lin coln Journal. Ashby & Mllltpaugh thow tho most ex ipilslto doslgns in dreM Uiiumlngs' ever brought to this market, n. II. Nlley & Co. will open their now 1 fctoro with a largo and eompleto stock. DcllrtoutnrM of Itus.lnn Ten. Tlio citlsliio In tho hotel and noodro itaurnntH is very fine, and comfortably pood In tho cheaper houses wo hnvo tried. Nowhcro Ih living dear. Ten, most dell cloud, with nlco bread, and enough for two, cost eighty hopocks, nml atrlnlt gelt to tlio waiter of nay ten In all about forty contfl. Chocolate, two tumblora full, nnd bread or cako for two, namo prlco. A good dinner of soup, two kinds meat nml vegetables, with n coinpoto nnd glass of beer, costs In tho best places, for two, nbout 1.10 of our money. Tlio name at a ivspcetablo place, but not ro well prepared, jet good enough, about thlrtyflvQ cents jwr person of our monoy. I mnuo It 11 nilo to try nil kinds of places whero fowl la clean nnd respectable Hits Nina ten is very lino. It Is nerved tlum: A teapot largo enough to hold ono largo cupful, nml half full of leaven, In plnced boforo two persons, with nuother Inrgo pot of boiling water, Wo half Till our cups from tho teapot nnd 1111 up with hot water, and, If desired, with cream or with milk, nt tlio tuuno tlmo filling tho teapot with hot wntcr. In this way wo cau hnvo as much as wo can possibly do slro. I notice lltiBslnns drinking nml refilling until tho decoction coming from tho pot Ih barely colored. We, however, refill only onco, gottlng thus two largo cups of delicious ten. Tho third cup is strong enough for tnblo use. For each portion twolvo lumps of sugnr nro fiirulahcd nml bread enough for n fnlr breakfast. I no tlco Ilu&slnns putting sugar In their mouths and nucklng tho ton through It or cntlng It after Hwallowlngsouio ten. This, however, whon tea la taken simply ns n bovcrago and with n sllco of lemon. Ono dltjgtiRtlug habit Is common hero In tho oottor class 01 restaurants, a glass or ivatcr Is nerved after tho meal, with n Ingcr bowl. Tho mouth Is washed and I ho wntur poured out of It Into tho finger bowl. I lmvo hcrotoforo scon this dono at many tables d'hoto on tho continent, but hero bo far It seems universal. Thero Is nothing In this really filthy, hut It Is Btiggostlvo of Hastiness. I lmvo seen It among traveled swells In America. It is n habit I hopo will not tako deep root oven In our Bwolldom. To wash tho mouth bo foro smoking is n luxury. Hut thero nro soino things which nro hotter dono behind a Bcrecn than in full vlow. -Carter II. Harrison lu Chicago Mall. Art of ITImlonr Dressing. Tho shop windows hnvo put on their last pcrsunslvo touches as tho Bcason wanes. Tho milliners' windows look like aviaries In which Iwnnots and hats aro perched llko birds of gay plumago. Hut nothing is dono to nttrnct tho fcmlnlno oyoinoro skill fully than that which allures tho men. Tho artistic possibilities of neckties nro shown lu many ways. Ono enterprising dealor has hung lllscntlro window In deep indigo neckties splotched with spots and waving linos. Tho Illu sion Is of n very deep sea aspect nnd very taking. Ou another street red and bluo nhlrts nro niado effect Ivo by displaying them lu lines bo that tho bars of color Bhall tell for all they aro worth. Tho art of window dressing wo hnvo learnod from tho French. Two things nro necessary, a senso of color in masses and by contrast and an appreciation of tho voluo of forms repeated. Thcso Americans nro gottlng, nnd It marks progress on tho way to becoming an nrtls tio pconlo. A glovo shop and n place for women s gear is n caso lu point. Tho window Is laid in black. On small raised stands aro long black silk stockings folded with hanging ends, and on each of thoso aro perched longfi yellow kid gloves knotted exactly In tho satno way. Abovo these, which suggest, by tho way, pro Itaphacllto llowors In a foreground, nro black knitted silk vests, hanging llko banners between tho long yollow gloves, which lmvo tho effect of streamers. In the center of all Is another vest, crossed by n magnificent pair of yollow embroid ered gnltors. Tho window, with Us ro Iterated yellow and black, might fcrvc for nu Austrian rally. Now York Press. What They Don't like. Onr compact and Interesting letter from tho Ninntlc summer school for teachers had In tt a wholo sermon In that ono quo tation from a teacher that "thero w'a'nt but ono way of larnln' young ones any thing nnd that was to glvo 'cm what they didn't llko." What a picture it ofTcrsof tho way somo pcoplo regard children, and tho sort of pcoplo who Bomotlmcs secure positions as teachers! That tho senti ment ns expressed bristles with errors of grammar tlocs not, unfortunately, prove that n teacher did not utter It verbatim. But tho ossenco of tho wholo thing is In that notion of "giving 'cm what thoy don't llko" as n means or education. It is tho philosophy of llfo for somo pcoplo. Thoy go about, ns a moral and religious duty, taking tho happiness out of other Sooplo'8 lives for their good, choosing tho isagrooablo whore choico enters, and turning to tho left in a crowd becauso tho others turn to tho right. "Thoy glvo 'cm what thoy don't llko." nud know it'a tho rlgltt thing becauso thoso who get it "don't llko It." It Is a pitiful way of looking at things, nud It doesn't bolomr In tho Nineteenth century, but It Is still to 1)0 found and when found it cannot bo cured. Hartford Courant. Vta of rthorenl Whisk)-. According to Tho Lancet, In certain dis tricts in tho north of Ireland other Is largely used as nn Intoxicant. A special kind of ether Is prepared for drinking purposes, and its success in supplanting whisky appears to bo owing to Its cheap ness, for u person can obtain for a penny BiifDclont of tho potont fluid to intoxlcato him. It mny bo hero mentioned that the so called chlorlo ether, which, under Up nowcr namo of spirits of chloroform, Is proscribed to glvo r pleasant flavor to nauseous draughts, has often beon used ns n stimulant by Inebriates wliohavolmd access to it. It is not other, but consists of n solution of chloroform diluted lu ulnotocn parts of rectified spirit. With rogwd to ether oold for drinking pur poses, It is asserted that tho oxclso authorities hr.vo besn r.ppllcd to, but thoy lmvo no power to coutrobjjjUs talc. Chambera Journal. Ilothod of AiiprulUus Manuscript. This ctory U told of n cortaln Boston publisher, and It is reproduced us showing a unlquo way of appraising literary work: A gentleman who docs much with his pen in tho way of n rather lurid kind of story writing had frequently disposed of manu script to tho publisher in question, Ono day ho entered tho nfiico of tho latter with n story to cell, and handed hlci tho parcel of manuscript. "Well, Iibvr much for this?" was asked tho author, whllo tho questioner kept poising the. manuscript on Ida open palm! "Fifty dollfti-a," was Iho reply. "Fifty dollars' ' repeated tho publisher, tho rising Inflect ion in Ida volco clem lotlug ourprico; "why, li'a not nearly C3 heavy r.a tho ono I gavo you forty for x:o; iopr cue . iwsvou uuugo. Strong Mnrltttn Tower. Great Britain still lint tho largest navy, though sho is closely pushed by Franco and Italy, Sho ha ono vessel carrying two 1 10 ton guns, which hnvo a penetrating power of thirty-six Inches of Irons four vessels with sixteen 03-ton guns, ono with four 80-ton guns, flvo with sixteen 41-tou gun, and num erous other vessels. Sho has cloven seagoing vessels carrying from twenty to thirty inches of armor. Franco Is her most formldnblo an tagonist, with nlno seagoing vessels with armor from twenty to thirty Inches thick, nnd six with armor from eight to sixteen Inches thick. Sho has ou six vessels fourteen 75-tou gnus that can ponotrnto twenty-sevcu Inches of Iron, on ono vessol twofitf-ton gun thnt can plerco twcnty-tlvo inches of iron, ami 011 six vessels nineteen 43-ton guns that can pierce twenty inches of Iron. Italy is n cIrM third. Sho has flvo seagoing vessels carrying twenty 103-ton guns that can plerco thirty-two Inches of nrmor nnd two with eight 101-ton guns thnt can plerco twenty eight InchcJ of nrmor. Soven of her vessels carry nrmor from twenty to thirty Inches thick. So, though Qreat Britain has tint strongest navy nlono, sho tins n bad show ngalnst Franco nud Italy combined. Tht United States doubtless has thosmnllest navy of nny nation of nny size. Kven whon our "now navy" is finished it will not compars in tonnage, lu armor, In speed or In gum with tho navies of tlio great Europcai pow ers. I'rrnlilrnlliil Cnmllilntes. Tho following Is n eompleto list of the procidentia! candidates of tho two great partlcst I789..0eorBO Washington... .No opposition irw..(loor20 Washington... .N'o opposition 1700. .John Adams Thomas JcfTcrsoD 1800. .Thomas JclTcrsou John Adams 1801. .Thomas JcfTcnton C. C. l'lnckncy 1H0H. .JaiiirM Madison C C. l'lnckncy 1812. .James Madison Do WlttCliuton 1810. .James Monroe Itufus King 1830.. James Monroe .No opposition 1821. .John Q. Adams Andrew Jackson 1828. .Andrew Jackson John Q. Adams lS33,,Audror JackBon Henry Clay IBM. .Martin Van Duron William II. Harrison 18W..WIIIUm It. Harrison.. .Martin Von Uurcn ISM. . James K. l'olk Henry Clay l818..Zachary Taylor. Iowls Cams 1853.. Franklin l'ierco Wlnllcld Bcott 1H&0.. James Iliichanan John C. Fremont I860.. Abraham Lincoln 8. A. Douglas 1801. .Abraham Lincoln a. II. McCIcllan 18C8..U.B. Grant Horatio Scrmoui 18TJ..U.H. (I rant Horneodrceloy 1870..U. II. Hayes. B.J.TIUlou 1880.. James A. Garfield,.. .. W. 8. Hancock 1881. .Grorcr Cleveland James G. Utaloo 1888.. drover Clcvclaud llonj. II. Horrlion Tlio Unarantlno Act. Tho Quarantine net approved by tho presi dent provides for tho immedlato establish ment of eight now Federal quarantlno sta tions nt tho following points! Ono at th moith of Delaware bay; ono noar Capo Charles, at tho cntrnnco of Chcsapeako bay; 0110 on tho Georgia coast; ono at or near Koy West; 0110 in San Diego harbor; ono in San Francisco harbor, and ono at or near l'ort Townsond, nt tho ontrnnco of Puget Sound. Tho aggregate sum appropriated for tho es tablishment and maintennnco duriug tho present fiscal year is 511,500. I'ortcrliouio Steak. Tuo steak called porterhouso wo evidently tho steak sold In tho public bouses where por ter was sold. Porter Is a dark colored malt liquor, first mado for and drank by porters. It is heavier than alo, and has tonlo proper ties which alo iias not. Probably, then, the largo steak, which is to tho ordinary steak as porter Is to ale, was sold lu porter houses, and so coined it namo. retltln ITlnclpll. Thcphraso "begging tho question," is logical fallacy, tho lint explanation of which Is credited to Aristotle, who gives flvo ways of begging tbo question. Tho earliest Eng lish work In whleh tho expression Is men tioned is ono published (n 1581, entitled "The Alto of Logicko Plalulio set Forth in our Iug- Well Taken Cure of. Tbo trim appcaranco of tho avcrago moun tain Is undoubtedly duo to tho fact that the average mountain has a valley to lookaittr It. Exchange. A Good Modicino Which every Family Should be Provided With. Tliuro is no nicdleiiiu so often needed in every household ns n good reliable liniment such ns Chninberlnin's l'nln Halm. Ilnrdly n wook pusses but some member of tho family has need of it for somo ullinent. A toothucho or hcailnchu limy bo cured by it. A touch of rheumatism or neuralgia quieted. Tho Mivero pain of u burn or scald promptly relieved, nud tlio sore, healed in 111 mill less tlmo than when niudicinu has to ho sunt for. A sprain may be promptly fronted before iiilliinunution huts in, whleh insures 11 euro in nbout ono third of tho timu otlierwihu re quired. Cuts nnd bruises should re caivn immediate, treatment before tho parts become bwollen, which mm only bo ilotiu whon tht) l'uin Halm is kept on hand. A soro throat may bo cured bo foro it becomes hor.ou.H, A trouble, tomo corn nuiv ho removed by npply ing it twieo 11 day for a wook or two. Qiilnsoyiiiiil glandular swellings mny bo hiirprcasod before mutter him begun to form in them, lloils ui oiten the retiiilt of nn injury nnd may hu prevent ed by timely treutmetil. A lnmo buck mny bo cured nml fcovurnl dnys of vnlu ublu tlmo suvcil. A pain in tho t!ilo or chest relieved without paying 11 doctor bill. When so much pain ami hiill'eilng may ho saved by tho trivial outlay of fitly contK. it Ih certainly Kiirpris!ng that nny family would do without such a remedy. Tho fnet is, few of thoso who hnvo used Cliuiiihorlnlu's l'uin llalmnro willing to bo without it. A Knnsas City traveling man says Chamberlain's 1'aiii Halm enables him to earn 81,"00 pot- year It cured hint of neuralgia with wmen Ik had been nu almost constant sutl'cior. A. II. Klllott of South Gcilnr, Knnsas, Buys: "My father who lives nonr 11111 was thrown from u buggy, nnd nearly killed, Chamberlain's Piilti Halm saved his life." Mr, Wm. Wcstinko. a iiromincnt furnior nml Mock-miser near Avoca, Nub., was w badly injured by being thrown from a sulky, that hu could not raiso his hand to his head, by using Chamberlain's l'nln Halm, ho entirely recovered tho uso of his arm in two weeks tlmo, which uiinblod him to ux hlhlt hisstuil of Iiomos nt tlio fair uud they took tho llrst premium. L. O. lliirlliigliiuii of Now lioston, 111., sprained his back so badly thnt tin could not cut "IV a stick of wood, Chamberlain's Fnln Halm cured lilm in 0110 day. - m St. Patrick's Pills clcnr.io tho system, purify tlm blood uud regulnto the liver ami uoweis. 1 noy imvu no equal, try them, 25 couU pur box. Bold by W. J. Turner LADIES Fine Shoes AND SLIPPERS. MEN'S Fine Shoes AND SLIPPERS. CHILDREN'S Fine Shoes AND SLIPPERS. -AT- Perkins Bros. SPECIALTY SHOE FITTING- HOUSE 1 1 29 O Street. DENTISTRY W. J. P. Lawton, D.D.S. Rooms 42, 43, 44, Burr Block. levator on O St.. Telephone628 Artificial Teeth inserted without plates. NITROS OXIDE GAS Administered for painless extraction. It has No Equal. THE ALASKA REFRIGERATORS. Finest and Ilcst Mate. Lndles arc Invited to call and see these summer commodities nnd also Inspect our magnificent stock of Crockery, Lamps and ATt &lassware, Cal and sec our stock. Prices low and everything the very latest. S. C. Elliott. FINEST LIVERY RIGS In tho city all como from the Graham Brick Stables, 1&J7 V street, wluro nil kinds of Buggies, Carriages n Saddle Horses, Can to had nt nny tlmo, tiny or illicit on short notice. HORSES BOARDED KING STEEAR, SHOE STORE, Is tho next thlnif ton Savlnes Hank, Tho only dlirurcucu Is wo ulvo vim Real Leather Shoes Instead of I'lincr Holed Hhoes, fur tlio Hiinin or less tlollaiN Mint tliiiotlKTHchurge for hIioiI. tiles. Wo sell them on tholr meilts. 'j'lm slivuncit and best place lu Amorlen fur Heal I,ent her Hhoes for the saino amount of money Itonioniber tho plneo, IU1U O strei-t. ' KING STEEAR.