- yrrirn 'A" CAPITAL CITY COURIER J Vol, 3. No. 30 Lincoln, Nisduahka, Saturday, SicnncMincu W, 188M PWIOIC FlVIC OltNTS . ! h, & V " i BV it- 5s N... fr ; ". tCist v- !. A LEGAL LOVER. KFOHE tho waits was over quite, Tlioy sought a moment' brief respite Out of tho whirl and whero tho light Was go ft and mellow. And there lu hnpplncss nlono They sat mull tho Unto had blown A tt 111 to drown tho final tono That nllcd tho 'cello. OutsUlo tho window they could boo Tho snow upon tho winter tree, Whoso twigs otico trembled with tho glee Of Eiimmer's swallows. And wlillo upon this scono Intent , They gazed, a my of sentiment Appeared, and conversation went . Bomowhat an follows: . r "Clarissa" hero ho paused n while To contcmplato Clarissa's smllo . s And polish uphls verbal stylo; " She, lightly drumming Her fingers ou tho window, lest, KmbatTosscd, ho forget tho rest, Oavo him n chance and meanwhile guessed Just wliat was coming, "Clarissa" hero ho took her band , To help his rhetoric to land; Bho let him hold tho fingers, and, r Ily squcczo Judicious, And gcntlo turning of her head, . Bho punctuated what ho said fr An action which, Interpreted, Meant "How delicious I" S 'Clftrivn, darling" after thcio Ho suffered an cmphntlo squcczo "I love you" hero upon his knees, lu truo dovotlon, Ho knelt before Clarissa, who Was all uncertain what to do; Her heart seemed practicing a now Eccentric motion. k Tlicn, llko a fervent worshiper, Ho told bis In'ods of lovo to her; Said bo: "Clarissa, 1 prefer To mako llfo's journey Along tho paths of Paradise" Ho said that scutenco over twice, And thought it Hounded rather nlco For on. attorney. "I'm poor," ho said (Lovo'o truest art Makes this a sotto voce part), "nut if you'll promlso mo your heart In sweet surrender, Wo shall not want for sordid gold; Clarissa, you are wealth untold You nro" tho metaphor was bold "My legal tender." Frank Demstcr Sherman fa Life. Tho Arizona Kicker, rrovcmler. Our birthday occurs next week Friday that IhsIur our Uilrty-iUth and nuy Itttlo reminder sent in by tho public will bo warmly appreciated. Wo stand in ueed of shirts, socles, neckties, collars, etc., and it baa been suggested Uinc io 'auics organuo and contrlbuto to n generous outfit. Somo of cur friends declare that, in viow of what Tho Kicker has douo for this local ity, a purso of $103 should lo presented to us by tho men. Wo should bo thankful, of course, and moro thankful If it was made $150. An editor should bo modest, howovcr, and wo simply throw out tlicso fow sugges tions without any thought of being personal. P. S. Wo wear n No. 15 collar and tho shirts should bo full in tho back. Moro Wind. Professor Hose, who hit this town last spring to got up n class in music, and who has been hero on his uppers over &luco, doesn't llko our way of dealing with him. Because wo suggested last week that ho quit (load beating find pick up tho pick or t&orel, ho is around town calling us a fugl tlvo from justico and asking why tho police iVon't do something. Qontly, professor. When wo left Xcnla, O., tho sheriff patted us on tho back and loot us half a dollar. Wo aro tho only man is this town who doesn't turn polo when tho stage comes in, and tho only ono who doesn't break for tho sago brush when it is nnnouncod that tho United States marshal is here. Wo nin't rich or pretty, but wo aro good, and tho professor is barking up tho wrong tree. Wo don't bear him nny ill will, but tho professor must retract his statements nbout us or wo'll drop a lino to Pinkefion asking if Ynller Jim, alias Professor Koso, isn't wanted some where. Detroit Freo Press. Wanted, u lien. A man who subscribed to The News for threo months writes: "I want to pay for my subscription, but I'm a little short of money; so I send you a half dozen eggs. If you'll put 'em under a scttlu1 hen thoy'll hatch out enough chickens to pay for a year's subscrip tion." Now, this Is n now way to pay debts: but If somebody will glvo us a hen wo will try tho experiment. binlthvlllo (Oa.) Now At (.'iMlimnii l'nrk, Tho fnrowell concert given by Mrs. Wolier at Ciishmnii Park last Sunday was a delight ful event nud a largo audience w.ih present to enjoy tlio nlfalr. Asldo from this tho pleas nro seeker enjoyed the cool breezes and fclindy ret i cats of the park, together with the swings, linnuuock.s and numerous other fea tures. Cushiiiau Is a favorlto siot to enjoy in afternoon. KlngHteear's, flue boots and shoes, lull) Out. Hcrlbneisiiingnriuound tho CouuiEli wil be sent to nny address ono year for $11.35. Let us hear from you. No one can a ironl to neglect n cold ; cat an h, chroulo brojichltls nnd consumption are caus ed by neglecting common colds. Take Chain berlnlu' Cough Hemcsly mid cure it while you ran. Bold by W, J, Tut tier. Chnmberlaln's Colic, Cholera and Dlarrluea lleinisly Is tho most etfcct pieimriitlon in use for bowel complaint. It acts ipiick, can always lie ilejieiidisl uK)ii and i pleasant to tnk. fold by W. J. Tuuicr. DITS ON BICYCLING. A l'ot pititrl of Notes About the Spurt mid Personals About Wheelmen. All contribution under this bead sent to "IMilly" cum of TllK Cut'lllKIt, not Inter than Thursday noon, will receive prompt attention and space In this ilcimrtnu'iit. TnK CnimiKH In tho only recognized Journal lu Lincoln for 'cycler and nil pacrM or Items pertaining to this great and growing rt w III bo thankfully received. O 0 linker, Mnnitou. Tho roads nro dusty, awfully mi. A race Is talked of, to tnko placo during tho ensuing week. Tho particulars could not, bo lean iel. JohnC. Itonuell rides a victor safety nud bo does it very gracefully, Mr. It, should ho n ineinber. Do not forget. Meellng! When! Monday evening. What time? Light o'clock. Whurof Cormrm olllce. Bovrrvl young men who lmvo no wheels nt present, but who i.xkwI to get ono soon, will bo on hand at tho meeting. II. A. Adiiins while working ou tho fair grounds ride to and from It on his wlieel. Wlint Is tlio use of havlli; ti wheel If you do not live It? An WHilogy Is duo tho reader of this col urn for tho non-npioarancoof anything under this head last week. Tho writer was visiting until the Couiuini had gone to press. Hlneo Mr. Addis' departuro tho Coliiiulila xxplo havo not been represented in Lincoln. Arrangement nro being now made with n good house which may terminate to great ad vantage to tho young men of this city. Hoveral, wo may say a dozen attempts, havo liee'i made to organize a club of riders in Lincoln without success. At least llfteen young men havo been Interviewed and they havo all slgnllled their intention of becoming memlicrsnud helping tho cause along. All who wish to form a bieyolo club please meet Moiulnv evening nt 8 o'clock at tho CouniKU olllce, b.osoment of Iturr block, llenieuiltor thotluionnd place nnd do no', forget tutu there is material enough to mako a good club. Wo havo been disappointed so oftou that wu havo concluded that this should bu tho great est nud last attempt. Looks I. Ike New. Thestoro rooms of Messrs. II. It. Nlssloy & O'o, havo all been remodeled and renovated nnd now nrescnt a very attractive npcni ar.co Tho ceilings n:u much higher, thus giving tho promises moro light, moro room, and gives to it tho appearance of a new plnco of bust ncss. Their continued success is gratifying to their many friend?. Tlio V. C. A, Slate I'.ilr Kxeluinge. Tho Indies of tho W. C. A. havo all arrange ments completed to recelvo patrons, nt their dining hnll ou thu stnto fair gioimd which opens to dny and from now until after thu tho fair, tho ladles will servo oyster large, flnu and fat, In any style, with coffeo, nt reiu ouablo prices. Ycu will Had their plnco con veniently located, Ixilng near to each hall. Everything will bo cooked lu ho'Lo llko style, served by tidy waiters and nothing but tho pure nnd wholoomo will Ihi used in the prepa ration of this favorite dish. Tho ladles havo tho exclusive right to servo oysters on thu giouudnud tho CouniKU trusts tbey will Iks well repaid for their labor and tiiidei taking. IiiviMu)'h Hoy. About as happy a mini at the Count Kit has ever seen was D.ivld May Wednesday. His a hoy and like its futhur is corpulent, healthy .and good lonk'ug. It is tho llrxt Ixirn nnd Dave says It is a dandy for a starter. Mother and sou are doing well and when l'np.i May comes to from tho excitement and joy, it is excctcdhd will Ikj convalescent. At any rata hero is long llfo nnd protporlty to tho junior of tho May family. A Serious Qunrrcl. "What time did young BamiD-on lenvo last night, Clara!" asked her papa. "It wns after midnight," replied tho girl, with n haughty sneer. "Wo had a quarrel, nnd I bado him good-by forover." "If you quarreled, I wonder ho didn't leavo earlier." "Wo didn't legln quarreling until nearly 10 o'clook." Now York Sun. Solid with tlio Dog. "Ocorge, dear," said Mabel, "I thought you nnd papa wero not very good friends." "Woll, yes, that's so to a great oxtcnt, Pit sorry to say." "Why, then, did you send him that grea big hnudsomo bulldog V "Why did I send him that dogP George smiled a tender, thoughtful, far away smllo. "You see, dearest, that dog and I nro old friends." Merchant Trnvoler. Valor anil Discretion, "Now, then, my hearties," said n gallant captain, seeing that his men wero likely to bo outnumbered, "you havo n tough battlo boforo you. Fight llko heroes till your jxiw dcr'sgouo tlieuruu. I'm n Httlo lnmo, I'll start uowl' Tho Caiiwi. "Isn't tho baby a woo Httlo thing lor seven months!" "Oh, not so very. Ho's small nnturnlly. They feed him on condensed milk." Har per's Buzar. Undoubtedly, ltossl, tho Italian tragedian, Is said to bo about to rotiro permanently from tho stage. That prokibly means a "fnrowell" visit to tho United Btatcs. Lowell Courier., A riyuwny Jokn. "It's a perfect nugel of u houso," said she. "All wlng, 1 suppose," said he. Harper' Daxar. S I (If Interest to Mimical 1'eoplo. KorHoiiin time ast several of our most talented vocalist havo been (udavoring to havo Mr. Fannin lvellogg llaehertcoineto Lincoln senil weekly toglvo lions In singing. Mr, ll.iehurt is nt present making her honit in Oinalmand having Ikhii olTeiisl a number of pupils its a couituoucenieiit has conwuted to visit Lincoln every Tuesday and Friday until January llrst, afuu' which date sho will ivttirn to IIimUiii, UlsH.'areely neceitsjiry for tho CouniKU to M' who Sirs, ltarlvert Is, for all who are a.-ipinlntod with thu higher branches of music know of thu lady by iep utatlon, Hlio has condnclisl the suveral Amerhviu roucorU tour of thu celebrated Fanny Kellogg Concert Company, lias lieen tho leading vwallst with Theodore Thomas concert, .Mendelsohns concert, llilgnollo and other of tho very best inusleal iittrao tlons ever presented to tho publle Asuunrtlsto of talent nud coiiiiotcnt to Instruct lu this charming art. lu Its highest courses wo know not her eipnl and It Is cer tainly fortunate for tho musically Inclined of Lincoln to have niieh an opiortunity to uc ipilre the higher rudiment. Already Mr. Ilachert has a large number of pupil bo sides many of Madame Weber' scholar and other desiring to receive instructions may leave their order and lecelve full Informa tion nt the looms fonneily occupied by Ma iliiuio Weber, In thu Odd Fellow block, cor ner Kleventh and L strisji, or Mr, Mr. Ilachert may be cousuhed K'ionally at tho above locality on TucNlay next. Had r.nougti to Last. 'tfJ J Woman (to tired tramj), who Ls resting nt tho gate) If you'll como 'round to tho back door I'll glvo ye a pleoo o' plo." ( Tired Tramp Thunks, ma'am, not any; you gavo mo a pleco of plo when I passed through tbls section last summer.- Uncle From Wyoming, Messrs Geo. McArthur. John Mtout, Will Maxwell, Frank and Charllo Iturr, who have 1m?cii enjoying sjiortsuiiinsllfoonUio Wybinliig frontier for tho past month returned home last Friday. The boys look pretty well tanned up, nud report having a delightful time. Tlioy tell so'ma.vory iuterestitg stories about the deer nnd lienr, and of course tlioy nro gener ally considered to bo just right. Matrimonial. A quiet wed ling took place Wednesday minting at the home of Mr, George Fisher mill It street lu which the most interest d ixirtios wero Sir. A. 11, Warner nud Mis CoraK Fish-r. Tha Hiv. Dr. Wools timl nuptial knot In presonco of but n fow imme diate relatives and friends. Mr. Warner Is a resident of Hiltimore, but formerly a western young man nud both were nt one tlnio students attlio.Iiio. Hop kins university, whore it Is said their direc tions wero kindled. Tho happy twain left on tho 1 :-(l p. in. train tho saina d ty for their now homo in Italtiuiore. A Very I'leasitnt IJIitli I ty, Wlillo II, Hargieaves and John W. Har greaves received Roiiio fifty young friends at the family rcideneo l2.) M street Wednes day afternoon. The occasion wn the cele bration of Wlillo' twelfth and Johnnie' eighth blrthdny. Tho afternoon was pleas antly passed In the umuemuut knuwu only to juvenile life nnd when tluio for serving refreshments nrihol all hands enjoyed a sumptuous feast. It was a gay tlin 3 for the young folks and one that will linger long In their minds. Tho Coumr.it joins thn friends of the boys in wishing them a long life of health and happiness. lintel New. Dick Johnson tho Capitol's head cleik ac companied by his wife in much belter health returned fiom Hustings .Sunday. Tho Windsor rotunda has leeii tnslefully decorated and other Improvement nbout the betel mo characterlo of Landlord Criloy's enterprise in conducting n first-class hotel. Tho now addition to the Lludoll hotel makes that hostelry nuother valuable ad junct to Lincolus hotel facilities. It will bo ready for uso during fair week and will accommodate n largo number of extra guest, The wulk In front of tho Capital hotel has l5it lowered to the grade and a small (Kirch built in front of tho olllce. It gives the exterior of tho buildlnga better upMMiratice and adds much lo thu looks of Eleventh street in that vicinity. 10.000 Cleared Ily Illinium. From a closo estimate It Is learned that It .ir nuin' not rcelpts for two performances on Thursday was $10,000. This llgure seems high but when tho fact is cousldrcd that tho large tent holds 15.000 jieople and of that 1,000 are reserved iitAU cents eiHi, extra, tho side bIiow.s wero visited by thousand at two M.'i'formau ces it is easily believed that Itanium cleared all of $10,000. It is claimed by many that he netted inoio tliaii that amount but for one ikiy'u busInesH, that Is a pretty fair average. At CiihIiuiiiii Toinnrtow, The park tomorrow will bo visited by Itish op Kkinner and n large choir who will enter tain the visitor with interesting addresses and enchanting music. It will lie a big Bun day, and ns overj body is going out you can not nITord to mis being there. Tho springs are still p luring out their crystal purity, tho hammocks and w fugs still alToiil a cool resort for nil and the boats w ill lent your command tho same nsevir. Tialn start at 'J o'clock sharp and it only cost 15 cents for tho round trip. He on baud promptly. Prof. F. M, GIlH-ault has removed his musi cal studio from tho Lodwith block to the Llu doll hotel. Pupils intending to take lessons in music, harmony or composition will pleaso call. HRiil - y slslsrfWTI 1 1 1 M r Tt JUlt-'S.- DIG DAY FOUDARNUM. Twenty Thousand People at Two Per litiltieniu I'lensed Willi the ('Ileus. Itanium has count mid gone, the glare of the golden chariot, tho man lu thecage with (lie wild brnst, tlio camel elephant and the gorgooils parade In general linger fresh In our memory, We have seen Ihu grand menagerie, the nIiIo-kIiow nud the hundred and one vari ous circus acts, the two rings going at once togethei Willi the various ft-atmes of the singe lu the eriitcr. Tho ninny sight have bewildered the masses nud all hands join lu saying that lliruuui still maintains the dis tinction among in my as being the king of showmen. The jierf irinauce was characteristic for the newness of alinoit every act uudlurlu the entertainment no action or word wit uttered that would olTuiul the morality of nuyoiio. It was also notable that theclowns who were numerous, failed in got oil" nny of the usual i lowu ehestiiuiN or lui uutique song, In fact of Into year ll.iriiuui has not allowed the clown to priug Jokes of nny kind. If a clown, by hi cnei:i cannot amuse the audience w it limit using his mouth, he Is not wanted. The pirafraualla was all new nud nltraellve, thu lemouailoiind peanut vender we extinct much to the delight of the audience, nud the entire circus from thu front door in thn first tent to the llual attrac tion in the last and largest tent was enjoyed by overybo ly, Many wonderful foil, well given mid we would I'ke toeuumeraU) them, but there were too many nud time and spare J will not iermit. It was a line si ovv nud the nuillojtoo which packo I tlu tent applauded loudly to show their appreciation. " rrrjovalnky m ill Trnrfd. Hussla's most brilliant explorer, Gen. Pro Jwrilsky, starts In n few day in quest of now discoveries hi Central Asia. Ho takes with him n, lino equipment nud n force of forty men, expects to Ik) gono two years and hopes to do for tho geography of western Thibet xthnt ho hns already accomplished during his four previous Journey in eastern Thibet mid lu a great region north nnd northeast of that country. Ha will try once moro to reach Llasa, but itwill not bo surprising If ho falls. Ho hns already been twlco repelled on his way to tho holy city of tho Ituddhista, whoso approaches nro now moro Jealously guarded than over. Gen. Projovnkky has dono far moro than ny other explorer to open tho sealed liook of central Asia. The man who has given to tho mnps tho great mountain rnngo of tho Altiau-tagh, which buttresses on the north tho lofty Thibetan plateau, nnd who wns tho first to trace tho source of tho lloang-ho nnd tho Ynusto-klang ns they spring from tho Kucn Ltiu mountains, deserves to rank among tho first explorers of his time. Ho wo:) tho first traveler In modern times to visit Lako Lob, described by undent writers, and ho mado tho surprising discovery that at tho west end of this salt lako its waters aro sweet nud potablo whore It receives thu Tnrlm afljuont. Ho was tho first traveler MiiccMiif-co Polo, six centuries ago, to boo tho wild camel of tho Lob desert, and ho has enriched tho museums of his own country with thousands of specimens of tho Imper fectly known Horn and fauna of tho lofty plateau and Immense desert of central Asia. Iltit tho greatest of Prejovolsky'sdlscovciics, and ono that deserves to rank with tho most uotnblo achievements of 8cko and Stan ley, Is tho fact ho mado known that an uninterrupted, gignntio mountain wall stretches from tho HoangOio to tho Pamir, dividing tho loftiest plain of thocaith into two jiarts the Mongolian desert on tho north and the Thibetan plateau ou tho south, regions that aro as perfectly distinct in their geology, flora, fauna, and inhabitants as though many hundreds of miles stretched be tween them. Now York Bun. Hopeful Sign of Civilization. It Is n hopeful sign of American civiliza tion that nover before in tho world's history wero thoro so many men of wealth using their wealth as a trust, not as n private pos session. I visited not long since ono of the largest single coal mine owners in Peur.iyl- vauta. Ho had built up In tho wlldcniem n I villngo with 5,000 jiopulation. No roof cov ered moro than two tenements; overy tcno- ment hnd about It ground for n garden plot, i Tho day school was kept open ton mouths in tho year; evening schools afforded special j facilities for such us wished to pursuo special studios; n great hall furnished thorn ' with opportunity for every kind of I recreation, from n ball to a lecture; a free library and reading room gavo an even ing lounging placo frco from U'er nnd to- I bncco; thero was not a liquor shop in tho town; tho ladles of tho mansion enuinncd i every year a Christmas treo for tho children of tho village, dressing many out of tho bun- dreds of dolls with their own hands; but i..t,... if n .i. i ...i.. ...i i.,tw ,,.a uvow V. U(, ,UUUlllUI Ul I1JUJV, UIIU I land, and cottages lived lu tho midst of I his workliigmcu, nnd administered with his own hands tho e&tato which furnlshod tho 1,000 workingmen with employment, tho ! 5,000 villager with bread, and homes, nnd I life. I thought how ft would havo delighted ' tho heart of grim old Carlylo to havo visited Drifton, and how even John Ilusklu would 1 lmvo found something to praise lu such n m'nlng comniuulty. Ljin.in Ablxitt In Tho Century. Including lints from Stilps, A Philadelphia:! has Inventoil n patent np pliunco for a hawser which is intended to prevent n rut from climbing up on a vessel, Tho atcut is an appliance, shaped liko a , funnel, over which tho varmints can neither crawl nor climb. If this invention, should ' work it would mako tho pa tenteo n fortuno; but old sailors don't think that anything can ' keep rats out, and they declnro that If thov (thu rats) could not get ou board sliljia any other wny they would swim out and crawl , up tho slippery sides of the boats. No ono appear to bo nblo to say why tho wharf rats havo taken such a fancy to Philadelphia this summer. Kvery vessel that comes into tho port brings a swarm of tb;m here, but tho veaiels which nro outward bound havo very ferrof these unwelcome passengers aboard. Philadelphia Record. An Important l'.lenicut Of tho sueccvs of Hood' Bnmaixirllla Is the fact that every purschnser tecelvc a fair equivalent for his money. The familiar head Hue "100 Dose One Dollar," stolen by imita tor, is orlglnul with nud true only of Hood' Sarsaparilln. TuU enn easily Iw proven by nny one who desire to test the matter, For real economy, buy only Hood' Barsaiwrllla. Bld by nil druggist. No ICslilblt This Venr. The CouniKU regret very much that It will not be able to make an exhibit this year at the state fair of tlio work done In It lob dejiartmeul, tt was the aim of the man ager of thatilrpaituieut In have a neat and haudsomu display, showing the excel'ciit w oik of the olllce lu way of nitpiltit'ng, line stationary and cngi living, lu fuel, of the latter wo bad nl toady prepared KamplrHshnw Ing engraved wink of wishtlug Imitations, iiiiiioihicciiipiiIh, calling cards, bull nud paity programs, etc,, all of the latest ihslgtm and newest st.lcsof ait. It was our pleasuie last year to receive first premium and the featuroof havlugone of our piesses on Ihn gtouuil. However, so much work has been brought totheollhewlthlu the pnntwrck that Ithas lieen nn utler Iniposlbll lly to even think of taking time to prepare for tlieexhlbll. However, we shall bepleiiMil to see our friends and the public at our olllce in tlio 1 tin i block nudshow tin-in our every day display of pilnlid unit cngi aved novcltle. lewlsll llnllilll) m. The Jewish New Year 57 III commenced Thursday. Hervlce went held by Hie leforuusl congiegallon Wednesday even'ng nud Thur day morning nt tlio (In mini Al. M, Chinch, mill and M Ht.iniil tlieoilliiiiloxcongicgatloii Good Tiinplnis ledge mom on O hticcl, near Fifteenth Tlio day In the Hebrew tongue I ciilhsl " itosh-a bono" and dale fi om the lib I b of Jiidinsin. Next Kalunlay Is Hie day of atnnrment known nH"Yoin-'klppur."Hervlii' will Imi he-Id at the same plm-cn Fildny evening in d Kat- urdiiy mottling, nnd a general Invitation Is ex tended to the public to be present at the re fo lined congregation on At Hlreet, Air. Iloso iiuu, an uble Itnbbl from Clovchud, who con dueled the exercise Thursday will Ihi present and a his sermon will be delivered lu Kugllsh It w 111 gh e the public an opportunity to bain much a to the Jewisl' theory of belief. Kxcl cut music will ho furnished by tho choir. THE VICTOR VANQUISHED. With thn Hottentot nnd lliishuian nnd tho Terra del I'ueglnii lie hnd fought with frenzM fury, so bo said. At tlio l'nlagontnu giant lie bad burleJ IiIj proud dcllnnco. And bad pnlntrsl nil the Bandn leh Island red; (To had niailonllthoiinthcHscatterlii tlio Jungles of Slnbrntta, From t'ie Itlo do la I'lntn to tlio sources of the Nile; II.) swept With his bravado realms of khcdWoand uilkndo. And regulated nil tho rnrlb In true Imperial style. With tlio entiimoutit and tiger and tho Abymvlu. Ian lion lie bad grappled sluglo bunded nud had never mctueieat; I'vcry sM)ntliig blpiKipotninus bo got bis raglo eye on Was sure In lay out, first or last, a dead brute , at bis feet With bis blazing eye n-brlghteiilng bo would dash nbout n-frlghtcnlng, Just like lubricated lightening lunging through tlio thunderstorm, Frightening w lib this facial fcaturo every savage lltlngcrenturo Audumko.tho slullng ntinasphcro superflu ously wnniu Then his wlfo como In tho grocery store sorry Interruption In tho mlddlo of a story on tho Jungle of ho fuiigbt n Ixifi constrictor and came otT s blwMly victor When thoiu'tieiitinodvoiirtv chased lilm with Intent to till. And sho took III tit by tho collar, bado tho timid suppliant follow, And ho heard tlrjfrllow "holler" like a doomed uoul for tils slnu, "Como," tlio said, "nnd have somo gumption, 1 want yt u for homo consuiiiptimi, And wlillo 1 do the washing joii must entertain tho tvln." -B. W. Toss lu Yankee Illodo. A Nutural Solution. An nlmoii.l eyed wnshermaii boanled a cablo car yesterday with his hamper of clothes. As tho grip tienred thu corner whero ho was to get oir, tho driver, who is n good naturcd Irishman, said ton passenger: "Dy'o see that hnythuut Watch mo and sco inu throw him." At tho corner tho Cclestlul made n leap, nnd tho driver npphed his braku so a to give tho grip a lurch. The lauiidrymnu turned a somersMult lu tho air, enmo down ou his feet, grinned, nud asked s "What lo mrttei stllng bloke (glnf Chicago Mall. Care In Diet. Mr. Shciitpcrkhont (at hotel table, n sum mer resort) Mciu craciousl Isaac, you lit tle vooll Vat fvor you nsk for bretl Littlo Isaac I runt bret mlt my meat, fadder. I w,r' . ftMmWMMU-, ' vanU. bret ven bret sell I oaf' n" L h Bn l rat " ' I 1 pay llfo tollai-a a do; Mr, Bhentpcrslient Shust hear tint! Ho for only fife rent u knvator olT n loaf, an' pay llfo tollars a day at dU hotel. Hem. Isaac, cat dis Iwttlo olf olives. Dey cot von tollarn bottle. Tho Cartoon. A Conversation OTrrliearil. "Don't," "Why! Don't you l.ko itl" "Yes, but donV'-Life. Eugll.h In KnrUliud. English Is wrote at Karlslwd by a "tulIeT" In this way: "IIonornbloBIrl I tako me tho liberty, to mako you attentive on my Ktab lisscment. Them I please you, to favour mo by somo uses of clothes, with jour visit, and always keep a largo cholso of cuglisch, franch, nud bruuuer materials and clothe shall mado to measure on tho best and no west facon; and I nm llko ready to full full your esteem wiuhes." Now York Bun. l9sWT3r A5iWB'' Ptl2 R' IBM Wm& MINSTREL, DRAMA AND THE OPEI1A A Prospectus mill Itevlew of Aiiiuseiiinut Ml the I'mibe, A TIN HOI.DIKII, There was a large audience at P'unko Wisl uesilay evening (o wo HoyU now skit, "A Tlu Holdler," and there wasn largo niidletioo thoiiiuglily pleasisl with I ho very clever eomisly "A Tin Holdler" makes no proton tlons to be n tragisly or I, moralizing drama, but simply n lot of umiHcnso run lit together and eallisl a "A Tin Hiildl-r." It Is satirical on Hie Plumber nud rhows to what extent n (rado limy Ihi burlesqued. Thn muslu I catchy anil s.iveral new aim pleads I the audi ence. Kiigcno Ciinllold a unuil brought down the houso and wa the center llguro In the piece, AT Kt'MKKH TCI.NItlllT. The Andrew drainallu roinpany hn (ho hoard nt (hi Mipulnr house mid the attrnc. lion oircrcd the public none lew t linn Hip Vim Winkle, preseiibsl with u wealth of fine eo.tuiiilngmid shcIiiI scenery. In tho pi In clpnl mlo Mr. Fiod G. AndmwH, agontlemaii or rnroahlllly lor the part will he soon, as sisted by Miss (leitiudo AndrnwH aHGret rhi'M. The piece Is In tlinsi iu-Ih and I snld by Die press, prcKoiiled In n pralsewoilliv manner. The company hiipKirtlug Mr. Andrew hn beonenicfully selectisl end the play tonight promise to Im) all iibln produetioii cf this eelebralisl piny. The eoinpnny rarrle It own orchestra, and some excellent muslu may h)oxxs.-tod, HTATK I'AtM ATTIUCTIO.V. For the week commencing Monday tho opeia house iimnagement has secured an en giigemenl or sir night and matinee of thn Justly iKipular anil tulenled Iviitlo Piitnnir with her roinpany of inctroolitau arlM. To our city theatre goer, wo inxsl say noth ing by way or hitioductloii for ovrrj lover of thedruma In Lincoln known full well tho merit of this combination, To our vliltoi Tin: Cotitii.it would like to say, that If they have an evening to spine during tho week, they will not Hud n h etter place to put ltiu than at the ox-ra house. Tho play to lie presented aro of a high order, several of which nro tho proeity of and exclusively presented by Mis Put. nnmsniniiiiuy. Following I tlio rcpartolra for the engagement: Monday , Krma tho Klf jTuesday, L-iin, tho Madcap; Wednesday, Littlo Itaieloot; Thursday, Old Curiosity Hhop; Friday, Little Dotectlvo; Hatiirday, Pearl or Huvoy; concluding with u grand matlner Hat unlay afternoon nt two o'clock. Regular pi Ices of ndmlsslnu and reservisl seat mav bo had at the sbige entrance as iiMiml on Twelfth sticet, NKXT HKAHO.NM ACTOIIH AND AtTUKHMKH. Helen Limout will head the H'elson Coinlo 0K'rn Coiiipaiiy, Jowph Murphy will ls-gln on Heptimber 10th a season which he is to continue for thirty-six week. "The Iopiechnun,', nn Irish comedy -drama by Col, Mlllkeuniid Ilmiind Mortimer mado a hit in Philadelphia last week, Kydnoy Drew, who has made a hit In "A L-gnl Wreck" at the Madison Hi pi are Thrall e, has Ixs'ii engaged for two yeniH. Hose Chglilmi lias leased a handsome house lu New Yoik adjoining thu residence of Hob eit Mautell ou Nluely-llftli strict. Manager McKovuolds is urrnugliig to have the walk In front of thu opera house llliiml nnted each evening during the fair. Mr. William O'Sulllvaii I)iiupfel-yo God, what a iiamu for a thrro-shect oslcr. Bho will Im- ou view at the Htar, New York, on the Ktli prox. Hut ran she net! Illauchu Marwleii, win I at Ivostei- nud Illal ha the making ef a iopulur biiilcsquo actu-Ks. Hhu ha u tuneful voice and the most exquslU) llguro seen on the New York stage in many y.ai. J. 11. ltyley ha lioeu ongngisl for tho new GilU-rt and Hulll van opera at thu Casino. Mr, A reason it thinking of putting n social com pany on the road, beginning the some dale ax the production lu New York City, (IllU-rt and Hulll van's now oprrn i called "Tlio Tower of IiOiidou," nnd Is a satire on , the ci iio for uiitiquitief. Thero are eleven cba-a-tciH In the uev piece which will bo pre.diiccd nt Hie Casino Octolier 1st with a clioius of fifty six, and new scenery and costumes. Minnie Madden Is not tobe mnrilul to "the editor of n leading inetiopolitau iiewswiKr this fall," neither I Helen ltnucroft to wed "one of the business mnuagersnf the Madison Square Theatre," nor is Carrie Turner "t liegiu .i suit for ditorce against her hus band." Iliillliint DIiiiiioihU, Di'iiunuiU In H(K-lety am as big a feature and add much to the toilet of the fair sex, as wo to the oinnmeutntfou of a gentleman' dress In these days of modern attire, diamonds aro even more isipular thr.ii ever, and thu iierson who goes through life without one or more of them is behind the time. We notice Hallett, ithe jeweler Is making a s.-clnlty of these previous stone now a days and shows u line I that will enquire In price and quality with that of many of thu sorc in the largest east ern city. ou don't loose anything by look ing nt Hallett' Imndsomo diamonds and you aro Invited to step in nud look nt them, even I though you do not Intend purchasing. fulling CiikIs. The ('oi-lilKIl has Just received a, largo in olcoof lalllm: carils in the latest sluuxs and 'size. Our lady friends esHclnlly am invit 1 etl to call and examine. We furnish them either pi luted or engraved in any stylo of tho ait. To the National lliicitiiipiiient, I The I'lilou Pacillc, the Overland ltoute w ill sell ticket at a rate as low as tho lowest to the National P.ueampmoiit nt Columbus, Ohio, Kept. 10 11th. Ilemeinlier this is tho only line olfei lug tho choice of sis different route from tlio .Missouri river to Columbus. For a party of twenty-five or more, Family Blis-jiem will lie furnished free from any point ou tho line through to Columbus with out change. For dates of sale, limit of tick ots, etc., call on your nearest ticket agent. J. B. TY.HliKTTO, Gen, P. & T A. Old Papers I'or Sale. Houso cleaning time is hem, and old ivnpers will como in handy. The Couiukh olllce has a good supply at !W milt n hundred. Holding plants, cut flowers, ete.,ut Bawyer & MosherV, Masonic Temple. Telephone lll. VlLtUMHiMibS 'M uvi&teb&tefMkm