'f.hwww'1 'i t""ffM"igy""i"iinui!,wi)i'"P"PM'jJ ui"vipwiniwfpipjwpppwj iifyipjipp!inPPwwy'ifPliPipWi , tp-t "; mmmi nwm m TAUIAflK IX TIIK SOIITII. "AND HC WAS ANGiW, AND WOULD NOT GO IN." Tin- Self Coiigrittiihitiir). i IT Mil lulled, Krir Wnrslilpliil .Mint Is Kltll i.r I'uulU. 1ii Kinds iif lllgltrr l.lr Men llr liirnril 1'rtnllgiil. Atlanta, (Sa., Aug. 14 -Tlio Itcv. T. Do WittTnlmago, !). I) , of lhookljn, Is In tbli legion. Ho lint spoken several timed nt tho gieat Piedmont Clintiuiuipin, mul lit- jiiiltllo appearances nro attended by vast multitudes cAeryvvhcio. l'reuclilng from the text (I.uko xv, '.&) "And lio ni niigry ami would not go in," lio hi Id: Is the elder sou of thcpaiah'e ho uiisjui uithetle nnd so cold that bo is not worthy of recognition! Tlio foi-t It tbnt mo nilnbters pursue tbo younger son. You can hour tho Hupping of liH ings in ninny u soiuionio Initio, nnd tlio crauching of tbo pods for ivhlehhoMas uu unsuccessful eiintestant. I confess tbnt for n lonj; tlmii 1 miis unable to train tho camera obscuin upon tbo older sou of ibo lumlilo, I iuor could not n negative for u photograph. Thcro mum no., enough light in tbo gallery, or tbo chtmlcnls moio potr, or tbo Milter moved In tbo pletuut. Hut uou' 1 think I have him. Not n side fine', or thrco-tpiattors, or ihe mora bust, butu full Ion, tb pot halt us bo dpH'ai- to mo 'I bo father ii tlio parable of tbo piodlgnl bud nothing to brag of in bit two sons. Thomio was a ml:o and tlio other u cbitrl. I Ibid nothing ndiuirablo In tbo dissolutei ess of tbo oar mid I Ibid inthltigiittiiictivc in thorn-nd wibrloty of tbo otlur. Tlio ono poos down over tho lmlio'iid side mid tlio other goes down over tbo ttaiho-iid hido, but tlioy lioth j;o iloMii. Krom tbo window of fio old homestead lmrtH tbo minstrelsy. Tlio floor ipi il.os whit tlio lilt of tbo rustics, whoso dunce Isnlunjs vigomm timl lesouudiug. Tbo neighbors hr.vo hct-idof t!io return of tbo )ounger koii from lilt m .nderlngs, nnd tboy huv n gathered togt thcr. Tlio house Is full of cougrntulntors. 1 mpiHiso tbo fiblcsur loadd with limine. Not. only tlio ono Kind of ine-it mentioned, tmt. Its co.icomltants. "Clapl" go tbo oyni lals, "tin unil' ;;o tlio limps, "ollekl" go tbo i bailee", up nnd (low i;o tbo feet iu!de, while outsldo Is n most son y spectacle. Tho senior son stands tit tbo corner of tlio house, ii fiigld phlegmatic. Ho lias just como In 1it.hu tbo fields in veryRubstuntinl .ppuicl Boeing some Mild exhilarations nround tbo old mansion, b nsks of .i servant passing by Mitb n go.it skin of nino on bis shoulder m but nil 1 bo fuss is about. Ono Mould bnu thought tbnt, on hearing that bis younger brother bud got hack, ho Mould l.no gouo into tho house mul icjolccd.uud If bo moio not conscientiously opposed to dancing, that bo Mould have Joined in tbo oriental schot tiscbe. No. Tlicro bo stands. His blow lowers His lip curls with contempt. Ho i,tiimps tlio giouud with iiidigii'itiou. Ho tecs l.othlng at nil to a-tn.it. The odors of tbofcisti-oiniugouton tbonirdoiiot shuicu b!supH'tite, Tlio lively inuslu docs not put any hpiing into bis stop. Ho is In alembic pout. Ho criticises tbo expense, tbo iiijustlec mul tbo nioinls of tbo oiitcrtiiiuuieiit. '1 lio fnt her iu bus out linrchc.itlisl mid coixes blui tocomo In. Ho Mill not go in. Ho srolds I ho lilt hu Ho pies into n tisptluadon-;aiiist tbo )e.uuger In other, mid ho makes tlie most uncomely k cue. Ho siys, "1 ulliei, joii put u picmiiiiu on vagabondism. 1 tt.ijiil at homo mul m orbed on the taiiu. V u novir inidou paity for mo; jou didn't so much uu bill u l.id; that Muuldu't bao cost half as iiiuoli its a calf; but tlio sotipegi-aio went olf i tu iluo elothe-i nnd bo ionics luck u .t lit to hyiccn.nml what a tiino you uinl.o over him. Ho brial.s jour heart mid )ou pay blm fur It. Tl at calf to which wo luvo Ih-cii giving esti.i Iceil during all these weeks wouldn't bo to fat nnd slock if 1 had known to what tiso on wcro going to put it I That vagabond iloet cs to Ihj cow billed in-te.id of Ijinqnete 1. Veal Is tougooil lor him!" Tint owiilng, wbilo tb'i ouuger son sat telling bis father nlioitt bis uduntures, cud lukiug about wlirt b.id occuned o-i tlio pliicosineo his dep.iituic. tbo senior brothir gics to I ed disgusted mi 1 sl'iuu tbo iIimii- lifter him. That senior brother btill lives. Yvi can hsj biiiiany Sunday, nny day of tbo Mis'k. Atu uniting of iniiilstei-H in (ieiin.iuv tomooiio nuked tlioipicstlon, "Who is that i bier son" ami Kiiumiiachoi' nusmitd, "i know him; I saw' him jejteiday." And when they In bistnl upon Know in;; whom ho meant, bo uud, "Mjself; .beu I saw thou- count of tbo coiicrKio i of a most oliuo::ious mail, 1 was irritated." Knt, thin senior brother of the text stands fur tbo self longv.itul.llory, self satMled, fit norsblpful man. With tbo miiiih lueath in wlili Ii bo ltun.'rati i ngauist bis jiinigir brother bo utters n pancgyiic for himself. Tlio si If nghti ous man of my text, like every otlu-r i'lf ugliteous man, Mas full of faults. He una ii i in;, rate, for bo did not nppreciato the homo b!i ..-in pi which ho bad nil those yens. Jlc Mas dlsoliediiut, foi ulun tbo fat In r told him tocomo in bo staved out. Il- vvnsit l!ai. Ii'r boKild that tho lecrimit sou hail ib .ocusl 1 is fatbcr'H living, Mhcn tho fittlur, s i far from Ix-mg rpdui-cd to poiiun, hnd u I' i.mstiad l'.'fl, bail jiistruiiieutsit urn sic, lir.d j vvils, bad n mansion, mid, iustiad of l 'ing n pauper, was a pi Incc. This bcuior l.iolhii. uiili mi many faults ot bis own, was iiiucilcss in bis criticibiu of tho votiuger brothvi-. Tbo only peifeit people that I Imvo ever known weio lit telly obnoxious. I was neer so badly Uieatnl in nil mylifo as by u peifis-t man. Ho got m far up iu bis demotions that ho was clear up abovo nil tbo I tiles of lomuiou bou cbly. Thcso men thut go about lu-owling miioug player meetings and in places of busi jus, telling bow good tboy uic, look out for them; keep jour hand on ourpoc.it iiooUl 1 have noticed that just iu propoitiou that a ninn gets good lie gets humble. Tbo deep Mississippi does not make as nun Ii nolso us tbo binw ling mountain livulet. There bai hi tit many u storo that bud moro goods iu the show window than Ins. do on I ho shelves. This .0f i igbteous man of tho tost stood at tho corner of tho hou.su bugging hiuibelf iu admiration. Wo hear n rjicnt deal iu oar dayubout tbo higher life. Now. tbeioiiro two kinds of higher Hfo men. Tboouonru iidmlrnblc, nnd tlio other nro mo-t iepulUc Tbo one kind of blghei Hfo man is ory leul- I nil In bisciltieUmof oihei-s, does not boio prajcr uieetliigs to death with long bar migui's, does not talk n gieat deal about blm sell, but mm Ii nliout Christ and heaven, gets i kuidliur and moio geutlo and moio useful until ono day bis soul spie-uls a vviug mid ho flu-s nwny to oteuial test, and , fiilH)d inouinshisilepaituro Tbo other blghli liloinmi gocsiiiouuil with n Hibloeon spieuously under his mm, goes fioiuchuich toilnucb, iihott ot geiieinl evangelist, is u tiulsanci) to bis own pastor when hois ut lioiue, and a nuUauco toother pastors when boisaway lio-ii homo, nun up tosotuoinaii who Is counting out a i oil of bank bills, or running up u ilitlR-u.lt luio of llguies, uud nal,s him how his soul in, makes it-liglonu ilo'oof ipecacuanha; Mnudl.ig iu a leligious uiK-tlng inuUiiz uu addtess, ho has u iuliu.I:'.lnj way, us though ordinary Cbrisr tluus vicivi clear uwuy down below blm, ho bo hnd to talk ut tbo top of lin voice in urdtr to mul.o thi-ni bear, but at tb ! ! n rnpourulltp tlifm t boK mi; i t . i.mi.iu mm v y it' Miev tuny nftcr i win oisii ic up within ugln if tlio plneo - i n tu now stands. I tell tl plainly Unit i i iai i.- ioisti Ing, Ihhiiii Ihj; nuner Is not i H-puNivo to mo ns tliat higlicr lifo mul-rol-iutlon Tlioformil may IV pent ; the lit Ul- lie vi i- gits over his phniisalsm. Tbo yoiingir hi-iitlur ot tho pnlu'ilo ilium bail., but tho senior hi other st iuilitldo rntlivly oliliviousof bis own delimpiiiiicles mid do lleits, pionoiiiiiing bis own inlogluin. Oh, bow- iiuieh easier it is to bliimo others Hutu to blaiiio inii'selv esl Ailaiii blmuisl I'v e, l) o IiIiiiiiihI thiMiH'iil, tho seis-nt bliuncil tho devil, tho senior In other lihiined tho ouuger blother, and nouo of them blamed them selves. Again, tho senior brotlurof my toxtstands for nil tliosu who arc fnitblesi nliout tboio foimntlon of tboillsslpiUiilau I tho dissolute. In tlio cry tones of his voice ) on can hear tho fact that bo hasuufnitti tint tlie leformii tlon of the viningei-sou Is genuine. His en tile manner seems to snyi "Flint Im) has como bnck for moio money. Ho got n tbiid of tho ptoHrt) , now ho has coino Kick for nuotbtr tbiid Ho will never lio contented to stay on tho fill m. Ho will fall uwn. 1 would go in, too, nnd lojoleo with tho others if 1 thought this thing Mas genuine; but it is a sham. That Ihiv' is u eonlli mod liu-ln Into and ib bum Iks'. ' A las I my It lends, for tho incredulity iu tho Christ in regard to tho of tbo ipi-icantl You say been it strong driukur. I ni : has reformed." " )b P J on s i. v brlous face, "I bopo Iiiiiki iii nro not church of ici-l.tuiatloti a man hits Yes; but bo with u lugu von nro not mistaken; t mistaken." ou say ljnn'l lejoieo too linn h over his convention, for soon Im Mill l iiiieiinverleil, I fe.u Don't uiiiki' tiMt big n putv foi tbnt rclurncd proiligal. or sttiko tho tlmbiil tiHiloud, mid If jou kill ii calf, kill tho ono that is on tho commons, nnd not th mut til it has been lux uriut'iig In tho paddock." That lsthoieaou why moro prodigals do not como homo to their lather's house. It isthcriiukiulldelit iu tin' cliui-i Ii of Ood on this subject. Them Is not u bouse on tho stmts of heaven tha has not In it a piodlgnl that has leturued mid stin)ed homo Theto could bo imrollcd iH'foro jou a set oil of n bun dnd tbousaiid iian.es tho names of piod igals who emtio back for.ncr icfoiined. Who was .lohu lluuynnr A letiuned prodigal. Who was Hlchinl Uaxterf Ale tinned piodigal. Who was (leorgo Wbitc field, tbo thiiudeierl A letiuned piodlgnl. And I could go out in all dilections in thin midienioiiud llnd on either side tboso who, onco fur nst i ay for many J ears, hao lueii fnltliful, and their iteriml salvation is as suions tioiigh tbo hail been tell jours ill heaven. And yit soiuo of joii h-ivo not enough faith ill their return. You do not know how to shako bauds with a prodigal. You do not know how to play for him. You do not know bow to greet him. Ho wants to sail iu tbo watiii gulf stieam of Chlistinii sunpathv. You mo tho icelierg against which Im utrlkimiuil shivers. You s.-iy ho has Im-i'II a pinli-,'ul I know II. ltut you uic tho som, imicsjsiusive, i-vlisorious, saturnmi', cranky, elder biolber. and If ou aiu going to heaven Dim would think soiuo pople woulil l' leni)tisl logo to peulitloiito gwtnwiiv fioniMiu. Tlio hunters my that If n deer bo hot thcothi'i'ilicr shovobim out of their coiiipanv , mul tbo general I ulo is, away with the man wlio has Ins.-!! woiiuiIkI with sin Now, 1 wi, tho mine bones n man has biokin the moio need ho his ot n ho-p.tal, uud that the moioiiuiau has Iks'H linu-eil mul cut with sm tbo morn litstl be has to bccaiiiisl into human mid divine sMiipithv. lint fur sm h men there Is not much loom iu this woi Id the men who want Mi como back alter wmidcilug. l'lcntyof room for i legant sluneix- sinin is iu clvet, aiidsuti.i.mi'l laco foi smiici-sl ivhs-ilariid, for kid glovil ami patent I at her sinners; for siiiueis ilwd up bv hair dicer, jw mutuiiicd, mul laM-ndereil, and cologncd, mid frlzlod, ami ciiiiim-i1, mid "bunged" sinncis plenty of loom Such wo iiiu-t i leganlly Mil tho door of our cluircl es, mi. i wn invite them into our lust scatH with C'licstiiileldiau gallanti les; wo u-hcr them uti th boiisi ot IiikI mid put soft ottomans timlir their feet mid put a gilt edged prayer boo'; in their liand, anil pass the loiitributiou liox Kfoio them witii an ulrof anologv, while tlioy, tho gem runs fouN. tako out lliocxipiislto jkiiIo inouuafc, and opcu it, mid with dlamnli I dngcr push down lieynml tbo ten dolliir gobl plit-ismul deliiatcly pick out as an i"tni-s-s'ouor gratitude their olfering totlc 1tnl, of ono cent. I'or such sinners, plcnl j of loom, plenty ot loom. Hut for too uriu who bus been drinking until bis coat is tbiendbaro i and bis faro h ciVklptlased nnd bis wife's wedding dies is iu tho pawnbroker's shop, and bis ckildie i, 'ustead of being iu bchool, no out begging broken brculat tjiobusemeiit diMiiHof th-) city thy in, in. ImkIv, mind ami soul on Ibo vvitb tho Haines that have leaped liom tbo seatliing, sioiibing, blasting, con biimiug cup which the ilrunkanl take-, trem bling, and agouiisl, uud airri'litcd, nnd picsses to bis J irehed lip, mid li.s crnekisl tonmtc, and his shucking vi t nninntals)il it no loom. I Oh, if this voiingorson of tint parablo bud not gone m far olf, if he had not ilioipeilso low In wnssjid, tho protest would not havo been sosevcie. but going i b'.ir ovei thopreci pico as lliu joiuuir ixin did, tbo elder sou is ungiy and Mill not go In Ob, lio not so haul in jour ciiticl-un of tbo fallen, lest thou thvsclf nNo bo tempted. A stiaugir one Suuiliv st i'goied up anil down Ibo aisles of i ij chuu-li, disuniting tho teiviio until tho service had lo stop until bo was taken fiom tho loom. Ho was u niiulstt l' of tho (j os pel of Jesus Christ of n sister 110110111111.111011' That man hail pi cached tho Oopel, that linn bad Inoken tho bread ot tbo holy communion for tho ooplo. l-'ioni what n height to what n depth! Oh, I was glad'tbero was no biiullng in tlio room whin thut man was taVcnout, his oi- wife follow ing blm w it It his lint in her baud and his i oat on her arm. It w us us solemn to mo ns two funerals tbo funeral of tbo body and tho funeial of tho toiil. Huwaro lest thou nlso bo . tempted. I An invalid went to Houtb America for his health, and ono day sat tunning himself on tho beach, when ho saw something crawling up tlio be-icb, wriggling toward him, uud bo was alhightisl. he thought it was a wim benst or. i icptile, (infTlio tok his pistol from his iockct. 'Ibcnho saw It was not n wild beast. It was u iiiun, uu immortal man. a man mndo in Goil's own image; m d the oor Ml etch crawled up to tbo fist of the invalid and asked foi stiong drink. Tbo Invalid took bis w mo flask f i om his iiookut anil gave the poor w retch soinct bing toilnuk.und under the stimulus ho ioso up mul gno his bistorj'. He had iK'on n merchant In Cilasgow, Scotland. Ho bad gonodown under thopovvir of strong ill ink until ho Mashoreihmsl iu povertj-that bo wusljing in v bout jc.st oir tho U'-u-li. "Why," said tho iiim.uI, "1 know a inor chant in Glasgow oiuc," a uiei chant b such nnd biieh a name, uud tho Kor wutcb strulghtcr.cd hiiutlt and said, 'I urn tbnt man." "Let him Unit thlnketh lottaudetb take heed lest bo fall." Again, 1 lein.irk that tho icuio;' I rcthcr oi my te-xt ilnndJ for tbo fpirit cf c:iynud JeiiloiiBj'. Tbo senior brother thought thai rll the honor they did to tbo returned brothci vvasn wrong to bim. Hetald: "1 havo stcj eel t.t Iiouk. and I tu-'bt tu Ua"o lultbomc iu 1 1 oupbt to xnxf limt tlip bannuct, and I onbt tobavo hail tbo gnilaniK" Aim for tins tii it of envy and Jcnlotny coming 1 wn ' thiougb IhoiiRcsl Cain nnd AIk'I, I'.sau and .liicob, Saul mul Vt Id. Human mul Monlo cal, Othello mul Ingo, Oilundoniid Angelic i, CnUgiibi mul Tonpiatus, Cuwtrnud J'oinpey, Columbus nnd tho Spanish emu tiers, Cninbjses uud tho brother ho slew hoeiitlsv bowasa better maiksuiiiu. Dlouvs'tis and riiiloMiilus, vvlioui bo slow hccmtvi bo was it U'lti-i- singer, .lealousv niiiong paliilci. . Clost-iniau nnd tlisilhcy Ivneller, Hudson and ltov nobis. Kiiincin, anxious to oo a pie-lino of It'iphaet. Raphael sends him u plctuio 1 iniicii, seems It, falls In u lit of Jeilounv fiom which ho illes. Jeii'ou umoiig authors. How seldom coutempoia lies sK'.tk of eiicll other Xenophim mid Plato bv lug nt tho sam llnie, hut fiom their mi It lugs jou novel would mipixxo tbev bcaid of each other llellglous Jealousies Tint MahoiniiKslnns puijing for lain ilinlng u dioiigbt, no iiilu coming. Then the Cluls Hans begin to piny for lain, nnd tbo rain comes. Then the Miihommcduus met togcthei to account for this, uud thev resolved that (lint Mas so well pleased with their pin) its bo ke; t tbo drought on so its to l.icp thi'iii pra)lng;but that tho Chi Istiuns iH'ganto pray, and tbo land was so disgusted with their pinvcis that ho scut nun right iiMay so bo would nut boar nnv moio of thcii supjiliciitioiis. Oh, this aeeui-M-d spliit of uivy and Jealousv I 1,-t us slump it out fiom till our licmts. , VwitMler win so envious of Tlioogciu's, Hi" piiniM of vv iisdli rs, that bo could not be innsoled Iu nnv win; mid nftrr Thnocuo' died nnd n stut lie vvns lifted to him Inn publl place bis tuvious antagonist went out and wrestled with tbo stntuo until ono night hi tl ii w it, and it fell on him mid lushed him to death. So jcnlousy is not only nlmiul, It is killing to tho IiihIv and it Is kill ug to thi mul. How seldom it is von llnd oiioiuer ihaut siK-nklng well of a iniTchiint III tho samo lino of business. How sol ilolli It is von bem of a phjslclnn sK'iiklng well of u phjslclnn on the samo bloik. Oh, inyfiieuiN, th. wmld If largo enough for nil of us. Let us lejoieo at tbo suoe'css of otbeis, The next best thlngto owning u gal deli oursclvm is to look over tlio fence and ndnilic tbo lloweix Tbo next best thing tin Idiug ill ii lino eipiiago is to stand on tbestreet and adtnlio tho ptniiclug spun. Tho next best thing to having a linn- ptet given to ouirclres is having aliauqtiit given to our piodlgnl bi other tbnt bus come homo to his father's house. lleslilcs that, if vvoiloiiotgetusmuch honoi and ns much attention us others, wo ought to cougliittibito om selves on what wiicsciih) Iu tho way of assault. The 1-ieilch gelieuil, tiding on boiseliack at the head of his troop, heard a soldier complain mul sav, "It is cr) easy for tho genual to command us forward while ho ildcsmiil mo walk." Then the gen i iai dismounted uud couis'llnl the complain ing soldier lo get on tbo horse. Coming through it iiivlue, a bullet fiom n sinii shootcr stiuck tbo lidcr, uud ho fell dc-ul, I'licn the gt niTitl snid, "How iniich safer It is lo vvitll; thulltii lido!' Onco moro I have to tell )oii that this senior lirothcr of ntv text stands lor the pouting Christ im While tbcie Is so much i congrntulution within doorx, the bcioof my text stands outside, the i-oriiirs of bis mouth iliavvu down, looking as be fell ini-eialilc. I tun glad bis lugubiioui pb)soguomy illd not siHiil tbo fistivitv wUlnii How in uy pouting Cbrlst'iius time uro iu our day i i Cliristiims whodo not like the musioof our chinches, Cblistians who do not llko tho bilariliis of the joung-pouting, K)titlng, , ixjiit llirr ut soi-iity, pouting at tho fashioirj, p-mtiug at tbo iii-wspapei-s, pouting nr tbo church, siiitiiig nt tbo government, pout ing nt the high I raven. Tin ir splicn U too lnigc, their livir docs not woik, tli-ir digestion Is broken down, tin ro nro two emits in tbcli casti r ulwnvs smo to bo well supplied -vinegar i.ud led tepivr! Ob, coiuonway from that luoot1. Stir a little saccharine into jour disposition. Wliilo)oil avoid tbo dissolutcncM of the younger sou, i avoid also tlio Irascibility and tbo pctuluiico i uud the pouting spirit of tho elder son, and imitate tbo fatlur, who bad L-mbiace-s for the returning pioiligal nnd coaxing wouU for tbo epleiictic nmleontciiu Ah! tho fuco of this outIiig elder son is put beforo us iu older that mo might Is-tter sco the radiaut mid foi givlu;; Into of the la ther Contrasts are mighty. The iirtist iu i.ketchlng tho Held of Wntciloo, years after tho battle, iut u dove iu tho mouth of the cannon. Raphael, iu one of bis cai toons, lie sido tbo fnco of u wietch, put tbofaiuof a happy mid innoes'iit chilil And so tho sour fueo of this Irascible nnd disgusted elder brother Is In ought out iu onlir that iu the continst vvo may bitter understand the for giving and the ladlaut face of God. That Is Ibo meaning of it that God is ivady to tako back anjbody that Is fori ), to tako him clear back, to tako him Imek forever, uud foi over, and foi ever, to take him back with a loving hug. to put n kiss on his parched Up, a ring on III bloa'rd band, an oas) shoo on iif ehnfisl foot, a gat laud on his bkcdlug tern pics, and heaven in his soul. Oh, I fall Hat I on that nieicy! Conic, I iv In other, uud let us got dowiiiiito the dust, icsolvisl uevir to liso until tho 1'atliei s lorgiMiig hnnd slnll lift u Oh, what u Got Mobavol IJilngjourilox- ologlis Como, enrth mul heaven, and join iu tbu worship. Cry aloud. 1,1ft tho palm i blanches. Do jou not feel tbu Kntliei'n firm .nround jour neeU Do jou not feel tho warm bicath of jour father ugulust join check I Huricnder, joungcr soul Suneniler, elder sou' Suiienih'i-, nill Oh, go in twluy and sit dow u at the lauipiet. Taken, sllco of , tbo fatttsl calf, and aftei waul, when jou mo I rented, with ono hand In tho hand of tho ic- tinned brother, nnd tho other baud iu the handof thoiejoicing futher, let yourbeait beat tlmo to the clapping of tbo cj tubal uud tho mellow voice of tho Hutu. "It is meet that wo should inako merry, and bogl-ul, for tills thy brother was dead uud is alivtuigam; nnd was lost, and ii found." UTTLC LAUGHS I "H.ir, boss, what fo' yo put tint black Mult on o ban 'asked a Miblo servant of bin well pivserved iniisier. "lam dylnj,, I"typt, tly lug," was dm mournful response of one who will tciiew hl-t jouth at u waleilng place, mul fis.d lienor in the tall. Now Oilcans I'leu ) line. Hhe How call von it Ibeie smoking, Heitrv, when tln t;nn!eu Islusncbiivvictcbcil conditionf lle-Mv dear, that. Is the silliest (pieH"ii von havo asked mo this summer. Mv Intense devotion to the weed should ex plain the mallei to jou. - New Haven News, To uire a woman of sJaliunei lug nsk lie r what sho thitiksof the gill her busbauilcumo near fitting engaged to a couple of jcnis liofoie she uinriled blm. Hoinervlllo .Inur mil, 'Fwo Kxeler ladles asked the pi list of back fn iv, uud. Ilndlng it was twenlj-llvo cents, imkod " U lint do v on uk for cm i j lug bug tpigef" "Nothing," sild Hen "Well, )nu iiiavcaiiy tbobaggngo and wo will wnlK," said the l.nliei. llaveihlll Uullitin. The new clretrio si vie of hanging will pit setw this beaut v i SI lunger (lo lady In mourn Ingl I Infer, mad line, Ibal mui havo u 1'cullv lustn husbiinil Wldmt (villi)) All, )er; mv poor husband was stiuck by light ning I'bo llpooh, ltiilel Hnggatd Kits bo has losl f!i0,(KlO because I hci o Is no international copv I Igh:. Sis heie, Itldoi, don't you kick about )onr little sev i u bv nine lo-os We ourselves have lo-l mine th limine or ten millions Im-ciiuso w didn't bnv Manhattan Island when It w sold foi ?.M And I iter than lha' wo lost i s much mine lnMin.se Commodore Vmidei I tit vvitsn t our fal her. Talk about lossi-s! It's il vvouilii ovei) bnlr ill our head Isn't white, -llunletle. Tern her (toiko )-Wh Is pioctiutlnntloii ciilhil the tluer or timet Hoy (nt foot of cIiim) His auo il takes a is-rnnu so long to Miy It. -Life. Tl c ninn wliocan uick a liiiuk oupht to nun iv (he woman who can shaipeu n lead peni il. 1'nll Hivcr Advuiiio. Mrs. Talks GishI giaeloii", Henry, what um I to dot I can'', go to the conceit to night. SiiuioIkmIv has stolen my bustle! Mr I'aiks uuibstltittiv, with his mouth full of la' en Tako tho bird cage. Ilm llngtoii l'l ro I 'iris. Blown- You are looking bright and i hupp) this nun iiiug, Duinley. Duinley Yis; I'm (ait or debt at last. I'.vciy bill I owed mum outlawed vesteikay. 1 tell jou, Iliovvu, u man feels like u malt when hoissipuuii with tho woi Id New Yin k .Sun. Gus (on the avenue) -What's jour huiry, 'Jnckl .lack (breathless) I'm- beav en's snke, Uus. ilon't ilelnlu me, it's I o'clock and i'v u got my 1! o'clock suit on. The hpoch. Mother (to ilaugbtei) -I was suipi ImiI and shocked, ('lain, that )ou sliould show so lit- tlo emotion at tho limeriil of )our ITucIo James. And he leaves on iu bis will 810,- 'iXnl, too. D.iugbtei Yes inaiiinia; but vvl.i.i the fiilKinl tool, plate I had no iika that deal I'nele Itimus had lemeinU-iid mo so 'cucrnilslv. Life. 'I Im I.lvi r.v of Age. I "I mi von haven while hailed coachman," remaikril a ladv who was v Isitlng n Detroit friend; "isn't that something iiinifiiall" 1 "II-u s h," said hei I rleinl, looking aiouuil . ?ilUtioisj ; " don't imuil telling ou, but 1 wouldn't waul ev erv body to know. He's inly a uiil.o up " " lint do jou niiiinr" "Whv, von seo, ho came to us en well levouimeiiiliil wowautisl to take blm, but bo '.van tiMtuwiiilly handsome Ho I told him I Miild only engage blm on ono condition. " "And that" "Ho must vvcarn white wig. It makes lillii upi-enr iiilto vi'iicrablo mid gives u ie ipcctiible air to the whole turnout. I am snipi-iscd uu one ever thought of the plan Ileum," 'Mo inn I," said her frli nd iu nto-ioof diep conviction Detroit IVoo I'ies. LEAF YEAR V BALL- PROGRAMS, ND INVITATIONS I Willi Illuminntion designs appropriate for the occasion, lJrintc(1in finest style of the art at ri COURIER : OFFICE. -ALSO-- LEAP YEAR RECEPTION CARDS, Wevsscl cSc Dobbixvs, LTev .IBurr Blook. Cor. lLh and O Sis. Wedding Imitations. Hnravcd Calling Cards, Hox Station- crv, Fine Printing of all Ivntls. G- i i e U s a, T r La.1 O rcl e r tlmo How's tin hidis Ktrtj thing. Coldy Why is it, Orson, tint over)' vo.t meet Tnnnbly jou ask him, " evrrjthiiiii Ofon Why, didn't jou know that Tiom lily thlnkn 1'uowui.llieiuitlif Oiicoa Wick. mrallllili-. Ada Why do you think Mr. Smith l in lovo with joiif Kiln Ho payi r.-i 'a p illto attontlou to my uglii'St sisU'r. Detroit 1'i-eo i'uiis. The Season for Driving n.-b s opcncti ami we n;ie um k-icivi-u .i (ii'ods and a great anct) line of line of Turf. A Stiort Atliiwatiic. Mrs. Nobby How- many uivniitado you tako with oii to Uar Hurbor, Mix Tit.p Jin. Tiptop Only twrntv-f)o tin' -inn-iner. Yon know I leave tbo baby ut home Boston lleiald. InillitiiH of llin Ti-ir 1 1 ii ly. "In flvo out of boven cafes," said Col. Hlias Houdluot, "thoesliicatiHl joiiug Indian sees thntland is tho basis of wealth. Ho notes how high it is held in tho state's, and how prosjerous uro those who UU it wisely In tho territory. Ho claims a piece, gets soiuo stock nnd n nice horso or two, and man les nn Indian girl who has been to school iu tlio states, or a white girl ill Kt. Iouis, Litllo Key-dcor oino other pluec. Tho Indians lmvo goexl M.-hooIs, uud from theso schools the smartest Ixiju and gills uro sent to institu tions for learning in the states. Often their liatents send otaeis When I taught school I was aniized to llnd that full bled Indian Ik))sm1io could not understand any Hugllsli could lead it by tbo pago nnd entirely cor loctlj'. Hut tbo uteo is fading. Worthies!, and gmdy white men seo tho chiuco the ter ritory offers. Heio is ilth land that pajs no taxes to bo b id for tbo marrying of an In dian girl, cud they iouo tho ebuueo to get IU" Now York fciun. QUIET CHUCKLES. With defaulter! it 1 1 II v tlmo at an s. asou of tho year. llosto'i I'mt. If most pcoplo onlv know as imi'-'i i s i'ii v think they know, they wouldn't talk so mueli nlKiiit IL Bomorvillo Jomnal. A fashion writer tells us thrt puff me iputo tbo piopi-r thlni In lemnlo Mtue this season. It Is noticed that netreses i outiiiuu to eomo to newsKipers for them ns hueto loie. Boston lt. If tho ojstei en lid Fpe..k it would piobablv lefi'i'totho cl.tiu Just now in its 'steamed i ontempomiy Boston Couiier. The girl of tho )k.' lod is not unused tu m ms, though shu ma) utterly fall in tho ait ot self dofenr-o. Boston Commonwealth V city )ouug man who while suimne'ring a week in the country foil iu love with a pretty dull) muld, proposed, uud was icjccted, tod his friends when ho re'.urneil homu tbnt be inly got one "milk slioke" while bo mui uway. Nonistown Herald You tan tell when a dog is warm, the same us )oil i an loll u dmlo when )ou i irot liiui oi tko vticet -by bis loud punts. Youlser htate.iuun Somo people have stiauge tustey. Hugh M Biooks, in ttvls weather, in pleae-d to stay thirty tin) s over bis timo In u hot St, Louli j.ul. Ho inigl.1: havo been hitliid u v-.eck ago Nuw Oi leiitis i'lcit) aiie. As it ieull of cilverlisins f am cro on Ilia liistalliiR-nt.pl.iii n I'tvmoiit kitcct fnrnituio dtitler wus lather surprrwl the other day when u woman lumo in anC usked lor "Mr. Iiistallineut'' and did not want lo :..!!: to uuy OIIU tlM." --lPjstOll Toll's I U MM i B SJ Whips, Saddles, FANCY DUSTERS LAP ROBKS AN'll- Ladies : l;inc Saddles. r tiik- Grey Horse Harness Emporium, io2o O Street. Tho Came. Gatzani Hello, Cumso, you lock cntlnly fagged out. What's tbo mutter I Cumso Oh, nothlucl A week'a mt will sot mo up. Jukt buck fiom uty vacation. Time, Not StroiiK I.iioiikIi. "Did )bil wntn those vcucs 111 todnj's paiier, entitled 'In u UicaiiK' " ipicritsl Mo I'i ltd of I'lKitu NuK'itur Nun I'd. "Yet. What (M.l ou Hunk of theiuf 'I didn't ii-ad tliuu uy ilieoly, but I thought o-.i uiissod it in the title " "Hotvf" "You should have called tbem 'In a Night mine"" Detioit 1'iee l'iis. llr the I'ut WoitiMti U Im .'Vtiitm I'p. "Things Thut -Vever Die," is the title of n magaiiio poe-ni. Wo have searched in vain, however, lor any mint Ion of the man who fcticks to tbo end scut of an oi-on bono car, Hoot r.ad Hhoo liecmdir. Garfield Addition O Seventeenth street car line of Lincoln Street Railway, lots front'nj; on CAKFIKLD PARK. ow on s sale. Inquire at Room 3. Richards Block. ;g;...;-w. .. . gir.ml ii tfi'ftfciJlM Immiimm mmmmmmtmim lnJi