'1WWWWV ' '-TVT' "HX,"" y.'fiKiy',iiXv?tg mfrm 13 (.iSTV'r,MiT,l,''J''V,' PT"fWW!W -y y iirwf"r'i - rvarwi-rir-irzw MyiyvumnyyTs- -n r -j-f rT - t'ipim.lft? f rrtY V - ! Pfc TALMAGE IN THE WEST. HE PREACHES TO A CHAUTAU QUA ASSEMBLY. I Th Martyr of Kvoryilny T.lfo Tlir Hironl I linn Not Hlnln Bo Many in tho m11. Tho MiOorlljr of Martyr Am Women, i Tim llrrocn of Clirhtlan Clmrlty. ' Lakksidk, 0., Jnly CO. Kor innny ycnrs , on n wmiiiy ui mo unnmnuqtm ivpo nn iiccn held nt this jxilnt. Tlw lending profotsors, scholars nnil clergymen of this nutl other ImuU hnvo mlclros! tho iiiulloiian. Tho Hot. T. Do WittTalmngc, D. D., of Brook lyn, M now hero, IIo loetured yestonlay (Bntnrclny) nml proached today, to throiiRS Inimtnernlilo. Tlio subject of lilt sermon to- i day mi "Tho Martyrs of Everyday Lift)." IIo took for hts toxti "Thou, therefore, en duro hardness." It Timothy it, 8. Dr. TalmaguBald: Historians aro not slow to acknowledge tho merits of great military chieftain. Wo havo tho full length portrait of tho Cromwell, . tho Washington, tho Napoleons nml tho Wellingtons of tho world. History Is not written In hlack Ink, but with red Ink of hu man blood. Tho gods of human nmliltlon do not drink from bowls mado out of silver, or gold, or precious Btones, but out of tho bleached skulls of tho fallen, Hut I am now to unroll boforo you n wroll of hero s that tho world has nover acknowledged; thoso who faced no gum, blow no bugle blast, con quered no cities, chained no captive!) to their , chariot wheels, nml yet, In tho great da)' of eternity, will stand higher than thono whoso i names startled tho nations; and seraph, and rapt spirit, mid nrchangel will tell their deeds to a listening universe). I mean tho heroes of common, overy lay life. In this roll, in tho first placo, I find all the heroes of tho sick room. When Hatau lmd failed to overcome Job ho said to God: "I'ut forth thy hand and touch his Ixmon and his flosh, and ho will curso theo to thy faco." Satan had found out what we havo all found out, that sickness is tho greatest test of olio's character. A man who am stand that can stand anything. To lie shut In n room as fast ns though It were a bastlle. To bo so nervous you cannot enduro tho tap of a child's foot. To hnvit luxuriant fruit, which tempts tho nppetlto of tho robust nml healthy, excito our loathing and disgust whon It first appears on tho platter. To havo tho rapier of palu striko through tho sldo, or across tho tomples, liko n razor, or to put tho foot into n vlre, or throw tho whole body into a blasto of fever. Yet there havo been men and women, but mom women than men, who havo cheerfully endured this harduesx. Through years of exhausting rheumatisms nud excruciating neuralgias thoy hnvo gone, and through bodily dis tresses that rasped tho nerves and toro tho muscles nml palt-d tho cheeks and stooped the shoulders. Hy tho dim light of tho sick room taper they suw on their wall tho picture of that land where tho Inhabitants aro nover sick. Through tho dead silence of tho night thoy heard tho chorus of tho angels. Tho cancer nto away her llfo from week to week and day to day, and sho'becnmu weaker and weaker, uud uvory "good night" was feebler than tho "good night" before yet nover md. Tho children looked up Into her faco nud mw suffering transformed Into a henvcnly-imlln, Thoso who suffered on tho battle Held miikl shot and shell were not ko much heroes and heroines ns thoso who in the field hospital and in tho asylum had fevers which no Ico could cool and no surgery cure. No shout of a comrade to cheer them, but numbness, and aching, and homesickness yet willing to suiTer, confident in God, hope ful of heaven. Heroes of rheumatism. Iloroes of neuralgia. Heroes of spinal com plaint. Heroes of sick headaeho. Iloroes of lifelong invalidism. Heroes and heroines. Thoy shall reign for ever and ever. Hark 1 1 catch just ono note of tho eternal nnthom: "There shall lie no more jmin." Ulcus God for that. In this roll I also find tho heroes of toll, who do their work uncomplainingly. It is comparatively easy to lead a regiment into battle when you know that tho w holo nation will applaud tho victory; It is comparatively easy to doctor thu sick when you know that your skill "111 Ims appi eclated by a largo com pany of friends nud lelatives; it is compara tively tnsy to addrohs an audience when In tho gleaming eyes uud thu, Hushed checks you know that your f-eutimcntsuio adopted; but to do sou lug where you exect that tho employer will comu and thrust his thumb through thu work to show how Imiwrfect it is, or to have tho whole garment thrown back on you to Ito do dono over again; to build u wall uud there will bo no one to say jou did It well, but only n swuarlng employer howling across tho Kc.i (Told ; ti work until your eyes are dim and your back aches, and your heart faints, uud to know that if you stop before night your children will btarvo. Ah I tho sword lias not slain so many as thu needle.. Tho great battloflelds of our Inst war were not Gettysburg and Shiloli and South Moun tain. Tho great battlefields of tho last war woro in tho arsenals, and In tho Miojw nud in tho attics, where women mado iirmy jackets for sixpence. They toiled on until they died. They had no funeral euloglum, but, in tho jinino of God, this day I enroll their names among thoso of whom thu world was not worthy. Heroes of tho needlo. lieioesoftho towing machine. Iloroes of thu attic ilo roes of tho cellar. Heroes and horolues. Uless God for them. In this roll I nlso find tho heroes who have uncomplainingly endured domestio injus tices. There lire moil who for their toll and anxiety havo no sympathy in their homes. Exhausting application to business gets them a livelihood, but nu unfrugnl wife scatters it. Ho is fretted at from tho moment ho en ters tho door until ho comes out of it. The exasperations of Imslnets llfo nug wonted by tho exasperations of domes tic life, tiueh men are laughd at, but thoy havo u heartbreaking trouble, and they would have long ngo gono Into np palllng dissipations but for tho grace of God. Boeiety today is strewn with tho wrecks of men who, under tho northeast otorm of domehtlo Infelicity, hnvo been driven on the recks. There are tuns of thou sands of drunkards In this country today, mado bucIi by their wives. That Is not poetry. That is prose. Hut tho wrong is generally in tlw opposite direction. You would not have to go far to Hud n wife wUomj lite is iv pcretuiil martyrdom. Some thing heavier than n stroke of a fist; unkind words, staggering homo at midnight, and constant maltreatment which have left her Qnly a wreck of what shu was on that day when in tho midst of n brilliant assemblage tho vows were taken, and full organ played tho wt'dili.i;; march, nud thu cutringe rolled away Mth the beiiidlctlon of the jKoplc. What was tho burning -of Ij'itiu.er and Ridley nt the stnko compared irltV. this! Those men soon beenmo uncon scious Jn tho lire, but here Is n fifty years' martyrdom, a flfty years' putting to death, yet uncomplaining. No bitter words when the rollicking companions nt a o'eViek'ln tho morning pitch tho husband dead drunk Into the front outry. No bitter words whon wiping from th. swollen brew ho blwxl struck out In ft midnight rnronsal, Hendlng over tho battered nml bruised form of him, who, when ho took her from her father's home, promised love, ami kindness, nud pro-to-tlon, yet nothing but sympathy, and prnjets, uud forgiveness itefore t'icy nre asked for. No bitter words when tho family Diblo goes for rum, ntul tho pawnbroker's shop gets tho lust decent dress. Homo day, deslrlnj to evoke tho story of her sorrows, you sayj "Well, how nre you getting along nowt'1 nml rallying her trembling volco and (piloting her quivering lip, sho says: "Pretty well, I thnnk you, pretty well." Hho never will tell you. In tho delirium of her last sickness sho may tell nil tho secrets of her lifetime, but ho will not tell that. Not until tho books of eternity nro bened on tho throne of Judg ment will over Ito known what sho hns suf fered. Oh I yo who are twisting n garland for thovlctor, putltonthatpnlobrow. When sho Is dead tho neighbors will beg linen to mnko her shroud, ami sho will Im carried out in a plain box with no silver pinto to tell her yenrs, for sho hns lived a thousand years of trial and anguish. Tho gamblers nml swindlers who destroyed her husband will not come to tho funeral. One enrrlago will lie enough for that funeral ono carriage to carry the orphans nml tho two Christian women who presided over tho obsequies. Itut there Is n flash nml tho opening of a co lestlnl door nud n shout: "I.lf t up your head, yo everlasting gate, and let her romo Inf" And Chrlt will step forth and say: "Come lilt yo suffered with mo on earth, Iw glorified with mo In heaven." What Is tho highest throno u henvenJ You say: "Tho throne of tho Lord Ood Almighty nml thn I.nmb.rt No doubt nliout It, What Is tho next highest throno in heaven! Whllo I Bxnk It seems to mo that it will Iki tho throno of tho drunkard's wife, if sho with cheerful patience endured all her earthly torture. Heroes nml heroines. I find nlo In this roll the heroesof Christian charity. Wo nil admire tlio Georgo lVnliodys nnd the James Lenoxes of tho earth, who glvo tens and hundreds of thouwids of dol lars to good objects. Ilut nm speaking this morning of thoso who, out of their pinched poverty, help i others of such men ns thoso Christian mis- , sloimrles nt tho west, who ore living on fSV) a year that they may proclaim Christ to tho peoplo, ono of them, writing to tho secretary In Now York, Raying "I thank you for that fl'i. Until yestonlay wo havo had no meat In our house for three months. Wo have suffered terribly. My children havo no shoes this winter." And of those peoplo who havo only a hilt loaf of bread, but give n piece of it to others who are hungrier; nnd of thoso who havo only n scuttle of coal, hut help others to fuel; nml of thoso who hnvo onlyn dollar In their pocket, and glvo twcnty-tlvo cents to somelsxlyclso; nml of that father who wears a shabby coat, and of that mother w ho wears n faded dress, that their children may bo well appareled. You call them iauers, or mgamulUus, or emi grants. I call them heroes nud heroines. Yon and I may not know where they live, or what their name is. God knows, and they havo moro angels hovering over them than you and I have, nnd thoy will havo a higher sent In heaven. Thoy may havo only a cup of cold water to glvo a poor traveler, or may havo only picked a splinter from under tho nail of n child's finger, or havo put only two mites into lie treasury, but tho Lord knows thent. Considering what thoy had, they did moro than we have over done, and their faded dress will become a white robe, and tho small room will lo an eternal mansion, and tho old hat- "111 Ihj a coronet of victory, and nil tho nppi.vttso of earth nud nil the shouting of heaven will Iw drowned out when God rises up to give his reward to thoso humble work ers In his kingdom, nud to say to them: "Well done, good and faithful servant." You hnvo all sojn or heard of tho ruin of Melrose, abbey. I biipiKwo in some respects it is tho most ex quisite ruin on earth. And yet, looking nt it I wns not so Impressed you may set It down to bnd taste but I was not so deeply stirred as I w as at n tombstone nt the foot of that abbey tho tombstone placed by Walter Scott over the grave of an old man who had served him for many years in his houso tho Inscription most significant, ami I defy any limit to stand there and read it w ithotit team coming Into his eyes tho epitaph: "Well done, good nnd faithful servant." Oh, wliun our work Is over, will it Ihj found that Ix'enuso of an thing wo havo done for God, or tho church, or suffering humanity, that such nu inscription Is nppropriatu for us God grant it. Who aro thoo who were bravest and do served tho gi cutest monument Lord Cliiver hmiso nnd his bin ly soldiers or John Iliown, the Edinburgh carrier, and his wife! Mr. Atkins, tho pcivcculcd minister of Jesus Christ In Scotland, was secreted by John ISrown mid his wife, and Claverhouso roile up ono day with his armed men ami shouted In front of the house. John Itrown's little gill cainu out, IIo said to her: "Well, miss, is Mr. Atkins hero)" Sho mado no answer, for sho could not betray tho minister of the Gospel. "Hal" Claverhouso said, "then you aro a chip of tho old block, aio youf I havo something In my pocket for you. It Is a nosegay, Somu peoplo cull it a thumbscrew, but I call It a nowgay," And ho got off his horse, nud ho put it on the llttlo girl's hand and begun to turn it until tho lioues cracked nud shu cried. Ho said: "Don't cry; don't cry; this Isn't a thumb screw; this Is a nosegay." And thoy hoard tho child's cry, and tho fathor ami mother camo out and Claverhouso said: "Hal It bocms that j ou three havo laid your holy heads together determined to die liko all tho rest of your liyocrIticaI, canting, sniveling crow; rather than givo up good Mr. Atkins, pious Mr. Atkins, j ou would die, I havo u telescope with me that will improve your vision," and ho pulled out a pistol. "Now," ho said, "you old prag matical, lest you should catch cold in this cold morning of Scotland, and for tho honor and safoty of tho king, to bay nothing of tho glory of God nud tho good of our souls, I will proceed simply and In tho neatest and most oxpislitlous stylu posMblo to blow your brains out," John Ilrown fell upon his knees nud began to pray. "Ah!" said Chivoi hou-e, "look out, if you aro going to pray; steer clear of tho king, the council mid Ulchui1 Cameron." "01 Lord," said John Ilrown, "since it seems to bo thy will that I should leave this world for a world where I can lovo thee better and serve thee more, I put this poor widow woman and thero helpless, fatherless children into thy hands. U'u havo Ihsmi tJguther in peaeo a good while, but now wo must look forth to a better meeting In heaven, and as for these jioor creatures, blindfolded and Infatuated, that stand Imfoto me, con vert tsjictii lu'foio it lie too laU, and nny they who havo sat in judgment in tills lonely place on this blessed morning upon me, n poor, do- renseless Sciiow creature may they in thu last judgment find that mercy which they have iefued to me, thy most unworthy, but faithful servant. Amen," Ho rose up nnd said: "Isabel, thu hour has coma of which I Kke to t on the morning when I proposed hand nud heart to you; nml nre you willing now, for thu lovo of God, to let mo diet" She put her arms around him ami said: "Th Lord gnve, nnd the 1ird hath taken away. lllews bo tho name of the Lord I' "Stop that sniveling," said Clftverhonse, "1 have bad enough of it. Soldiers, do your work. Take aim I Kirol" And the bend of John Ilrown wns scattered ou tho ground. Whllo tho wlfo wns gathering up In her npron tho fragments of her husband's head gather lug them tip for burial -Clavci houso looked Into her face mil said: "Now, my good wo man, how do you feel now nliout your bonnlo mnnt" "Oh," sho snld, "I nlwnys thought well of him; ho has been very good to mo; 1 lmd no reason for thinking anything but well of him, nml I think better of him now." O what n grand thing It will 1m In tho last day to m-o God pick out his heroes nnd heroines. Who aro thoso paiieni of eternity trudging off from tho gntes of lieavrnf Whonrotheyf Tho Lord Claver houses nnd the Ilerods nnd those who had scepters, and crowns, and thrones, but they lived for thotr own nggrnndltcment, nnd they broko tho heart of nations. Heroes of earth, but paupers In oternlty. I bent tho drums of their eternal despair. Wool wool wool Hut thereto great excitement In heaven. Why thoso long processions! Why tho Ikwiii lug of that great licll In tho towerf It is tho coronation day in heaven. Who are thoso rising on tho thrones with crowns of eternal royalty I They must hnvo been great peoplo on tho eaith, world re nowned isviplo. No. Thoy taught in n rag ged school. Taught In n ragged school I Is that all! That Is nil. Who nre those souls waving scepter of eternal dominion! Why, they are little children who waited on in valid mothers. That all! That Is all. Sho Was called "Llttlo Mary" on earth. She is nn empress now. Who nre that great multi tude on the highest thrones of heaven! Who nro thoy! Why they fed tho hungry, thoy clothed tho naked, they healed the sick, they comforted tho heartbroken, Thoy never found nny rest until thoy put their head down on tho pillow of thu sopulcher. God watched them. God laughed defiance nt tho enemies who put their heels hard down on thoso his dear children; nud one day the Iord struck his hand so hard ou his thigh that the omnipotent sword rattled in tho buckler, as ho said: "I am their God, and no weaon formed against them shall prosjicr." What harm can tho world do you when the Lord Almighty with unsheathed sword fights for you! I preach this sermon for comfort. Go home to tho placo just where God has put you, to play thu hero or thu heroine. Do not envj any man his money or his applauso or his social Kjsltlon. Do not envy nny woman her wardrobe or exquisite npcnraiice. Ho tho hero or thu heroine. If there be no flour in the house and you do not know where your children are to get their bread, listen, nnd you will hear something tnpplngngnlust tho window pnno. Go to tho window uud nud you will find It is tho beak of a raven, nnd oien tho window nml there will fly In tho messenger that fill Hlljnh. Do you think that the God who grows tho cotton of tho south will let you freezo for lack of clothes! Do you think that the God who allowed tho disciples ou Sunday morning to go Into tho grain fluid, nml then tnko tho grnln nnd rub It in their hands nud eat do you think God will let you starve! Did joii ever hear the oxjierlcuco of thnt old man: "I have lieen young, nnd now nm I old, yet havo I never kcoii the righteous for saken, or his scud liegglng broad f Got up out of your discouragement, O, troubled soul! O, sewing woman! O, man kicked nnd cuffed by unjust employers, 01 yu who nro hard liesct In tho battle of llfo ami know not which way to turn, 01 you bereft ono, 01 you sick ono with complaints j ou havo told to no one, come and get tho comfort of this subject. Listen to our grent Captain's cheer: "To him that ovommioth will I givo to eat of tho fruit of thotreoof llfo which Is In thu midst of tho Paradise of God." A Crnry AVssle of Time. It is said that n gentleman in Philadelphia has collected 1,(XK),(XX) cancolod ostago stamps. It took flvo yenrs, eight months and two days to do it, and his only object was to occupy hlsjiparo time. It will doubt It ss occur to ngood many people that this Phlladolphlaii must hove been woefully destitute of re sources if ho could And nothing letter to do with his spare time than to collect 1,000,000 canceled postage stani)s. It will Ihi leadlly admitted that Philadelphia, In Its material nsiicctH, Is not encouraging or stimulating to thu man with spare timuoii his hands, but oven there one can find problems of philan thropy to solvu and good work to do, uud cuu learn to do It. Somehow thu man who kills time by col lecting canceled stamps, liko thu man who can write uur so many hundred words on thu sidu of a coin nud thu iiuiii who can eat 100 oysters In 100 hours, seems to bo ou an intellectual luvul with thu burnt lo who adorns his cell witli an endless, unclassiflablu and meaningless collection of rubbish. More asylums should lo provided for thu time killers who throw away themselves and their opportunities on such trifles whllo the world is asking n wholu catechism of big questions that aro yet unanswered, but w hlch may bo solved by (Mitlent and intelligent work, uud which, when solved, will niaku tho glolsi blossom liku a rosy l'deii. Now York Press. An Kelio from Many fireside. Thu wlsu man now in my house thinks 1 nm wrong to urgo you to strlvonf tor sensible conversation nu your piazzas this summer. Ho belioves, as I do, in rent, nnd fenrs thnt you will fatlguo your brains in tho endeavor to eluvnto the tono of seaside and mountain prattle. I agree with him wholly. "Long livo nonsensul" wo cry, aliovo nil In vaca tions. So I tnko it nil buck. Yet I sort of wish tho noiisenso could Ira nliout sky nud wave, humming birds In tho honeysuckle, quails calling "Hob White I" or oven kittens, rather than such whlsurs as thcEo; "She said she thought so, really nud truly, and I said I suppased ho just said that because sho said so;" or, "I saw her going down to tho beach, and, of courso, it is to have him come nfter her;" or, "Forty, if sho is a day, though sho dressos for 17," Susan Halo In Host on Globe. Manner and Character. Tho two nro not Invntlnbly synonynoui, yet to n very great dogreo manner Is' nu ex pression of character and is Its direct result. Fltienoos of crceptioii, dellcaoy of feeling, hasits con e-somluuco in shades and Inflec tions of manner. As civilization ndvniiccs into tho finer social enlightenment, manner becomes a factor only less luimrtant than morals. Punctiliousness lu thoso trifle whosj aggregate, after nil, makes up thu sum of llfo is ono of thiyittrlbutes of character and is in dispensable to H)llshed manner. Tho prompt reply to letters and notes; tho duo acknowl edgment of invitations, of gifts, of faor, are u part of tho grammar of social life. Hudonosji U justly considered its a social crime. Tim ill bred person has no place In tho social fabric, and he should be ns much excluded from pollto llfo ns shoutl thu crinil unl from tho business transactions of honest men, llonutiful manners are thn flno inflor escence of till forms of urt. Noblo sculpture, liouutlful imliitlngn, thu harmony of music, the charm of Intellectual gifts, nil tlnd their highest uud most latent expression lu niuii mr. Ilosion Trnveiw. Origin of lluffalo TTatlows. It has Usmi my experience, n It has Ikxmi nf hundreds of others, thnt frequently In n field usually ou tho margin of what was oneo n slough, affording wnlnr In nil but Very dry seasons, or ou thu edge of it oinl ronimon to thu prhlriu country wo come ncross patches of laud of from three to ton rods fquniv, where the soli wns quite differ ent In color nml texture from Unit on nil side. Though, when first broken, tho prnl rlosod oer those pitches wns not. olorvod to bear n dlffeient kind of vegetation, still when cultivated thoy refused to yield u croii of either corn, small grain or vegotablen. However, when heavily manured, they havo boou brought up to tho nvoroflo fortuity of tho soil Riirrmnullng. I now recognUo that these barren soU uero originally buffnlo wallows tho fncthnvlng been revealed to mo within n wrsskf aftr, punllng over It for n generation. Ito fore. lBOfl-when tlio phe nomenal snow storm of DecemWof thnt year neaily annihilated them -buffalo, elk, dec nud nuteloMi fnlily swarmed lu May and June over this, thn mlddlo portion of the Grand prnlrloof Illinois. Tho spot chosen for wallows were no doubt originally licks or springs, thu waters of which were inuio or less charged with salts of soda, Iron nnd sulphur, lit such sjKits thu huffa'o drnnk tomitlsfy his thirst liotb for water and mineral tonics; nml here ho rolled to cool off In the heat of summer nnd nt the snmu time lo protect himself with mud enough to sno his hide from thn lances of tho green bend files that were ns thick as bees In tho tall grass. These wallows were no doubt returned to every summer, nml in courso of time centuries mom or less tho repented wallowing ho changed tho nature of tho soil, so mixed nnd mingled It With the liluo clay sulwoll, so Impregnotcd It with tho salts of sulphur nud lion, that tho elements of plant food were eliminated nml sulmtances Injurious to vegotntlon took their place. Thoso barren sjKits lu the prairies have lieen known to farmers and cultivators overslneo tho settlement of the country, but thu secret of their origin seems never to have boon dis covered, or If told, nover repeatisl so ns to liecomo common property, Cor, Country Goutlomnu. Nrw Mntlvn I'nnrr, Tho steady progress w hlch Is lielng mado In mechanical science has received another illustration by n novel method of profiling shlM which has Just Imvii submitted to thu naval profession, Tho representative of this new typo of vessel Is tho SCephyr, thu second of Its kind, which has Issjii constructed from tho designs of Mr, A. V Ynrrow of Messrs. Yarrow & Co., tho woll known flrm of tor pedo boat builders, of Poplar, Loudon, nml which was brought under thu notlco of the Institution of Navnl Architects nt its recent meeting, Tlio construction of tho vessel dif fers very llttlo from steam launches, except that the machinery is placed right nt her stern, while tho fuel is carried lu u tank In her lxiws, tho Intervening space being ii served for iwsseiigers, cargo, etc. It Is In connection w ith tho propulsion of tho boat that n new ileuirturo has been taken, tho fuol used Mug u highly volntllo hydro carlsm, one Of the early products In tho dis tillation of H'troleuni, having n speclflc; grnvlty of from O.WJ to 0.7!1. This liquid Is iui m tielo of commerce lu the Uititcd States, ami can Iki purehiisisl there at the rate of flvo enc t gallon, Tho novelty of Its ap plication is that the vasr of this hydro-car-Ism is made to servo nt the snmu time ns tho fuel nnd piojiellliig ngent. As to tho Zophj r, this vessel Is thirty-six feet in length liy six feet beam, nml is built of steel, Tho hull wolghs fomtoen hundredweight nnd thn mo chlncry sit hundredweight, making n weight of one ton. There is nothing in thu construc tion of the hull which culls for special re mark, nor Is tho prtclliiig machinery an ordinary direct nctlng I uveitis! engine, pro vided with the usual link motion, feed puui)s, otc of nn exceptional type. Chandlers' Journal. ItcilSOII Why Mc, Wlil-tlc, Whistling was Invented to glvo it man a chance to odd a noise to thu other noises In creation. Tho other noises lu nature are nil ntluned to thu character of thu article that produros them, The breewi makes Its gentle sigh, tho brook has its eculiur sound, tho storm has its crash and itsronr, Kvcrythlng made a nolso In tho world except mini wlien he was alone, A man can't talk to himself; it is idiotic, altV.migh it Is astonishing how many isxiple do It. A cough Is not a very en Jojable sound, audit irritates thu lungs to produce it, A siieeenlwnys goes with a cold lu the head. True, u man can sing; that is, ho can try to sing, but if It is nt nil agieeablo Itswius somehow to lie wasted If someliody has not paid an admission feo to hear it. That's why women hao such a terrible repu tation for talking. They enn't whistle, nnd thoy havo nothing to relievo thu restraint when they am alone; so when they got hold of nnylssly they nuiko up for it. Hut whistling was Inveiitisl t conceal music. You don't need to have iiiusio in jour soul to whistle. It Is simply thn nolso or a vacant mind. The loud laugh of Oliver Goldsmith that bespeaks tho vacant mind ap plies to a crowd Tlio whistle shows tho vacant mind lu Its solitary sUte. When you hear n man whistle who palpably does not know a tune, ho Is either n very good follow or a vory bad fellow. Did you ever notice that Jews don't whlstio much! They haven't got much vacant mind. When ft Isn't iieeitvd lu their own business thoy rent it to other businesses. Hut of all wlWstlers thu young gentleman going home about 1 o'clock in tho morning, who whistles "II Trovotore" with all tho band parts, takes the bakery. San Friincisco Chronicle, Di-totril to African Ncwu. There nro now three iwriodlcnls in Humpo which nro wholly devoted to Afrlcnn news nud comments iis)ii the vnifous enterprises developing there, while three-fourths of the sico In another Journal Is gicn solely to affairs in tho Congo stato. Ono of these lerlodlcals has n circulation of ti,000 copies. L'Afrique, which is published In Gcitivu, nnd Tho African Tlnuw, of UiihIoii, have Ikmsii in the Held for several years, and now comes Tho Afriku Post, Issued in Hamburg, which will Ihj chiefly devoted to Germany's commercial interests in her new African colonies. Now York Sun. A Itrokcn Oil lpe. One of tho pipes of the Standard Oil com winy, that bring oil from the js troleum re gions of Pennsylvania to New York, a dis tance of -100 miles, recently burst in Vernon township, Sussex county, N. J. Heforo the mischief was discovered tho soil lu tho vi cinity of thu broken pljw liccnmu saturated and M)lsflned with crudo oil, and ruined for the present. A large qunutlty of oil flowed into tho nelghliorliig stivmis, ami Hio uslm died by thousands,- Scientltle American. Girls from furelun Ijiinl.. It Is estimated thut during thc.ticxt llvt years COO.OOO girls will land nt Castle Gar den, nud that according to past statistics out In overy ten of theo will 1st ltd nstiuy lifter sho arrives lu New York. The establishment of a protectory nud Industrie.! school is sug gcsUsl ns a means of putting the girls in the way of earning u llwlibood New York Piwss LEAP YEAR BALL-PROGRAMS, AND INVITATIONS With Illumination designs appropriate for the occasion, Printed in finest style of the nrl at COURIER : OFFICE. LEAP YEAR RECEPTION CARDS, GRAND BANKRUPT SALE ! THE BER HIVE STOCK Is now on sale (or what it will bring. It comprises one of the FINEST LINKS OF DRY GOODS ever brought to the city, and must be closed out at once. 5000 PAIRS of SHOES For Ladies, CJents and Misses. Call in and see for yourself. The goods must be sold, so come and get them. BBJ2X I-IIVEi,9'5'"l97 0Sl. The Season Has opened and we have just Goods and a -AT TOSlHHlB9tCfTOlttttl ' ' mWHIh Grey Horse Harness Emporium, 1020 O Street Garfield Addition O Seventeenth street car line of Lincoln Street Railway, lots front' hg on GARFIELD PARK. .v ow on sale. Inquire Vessel & Dobbirjs, ClH "Printers, New BurriBlock. Wedding Invitations, Engraved Calling Cards, Box Station ery, Fine Printing of all Kinds. Give" Us 81 Trieil Order. m for Driving received a fine line of Turf great variety of Whips, Saddles, FANCY DUSTERS LAP ROBES AND- Ladies : Fine : Saddles. THIS- at Room 34 Richards BJock. Cor. 12Lrj and O Sts. JH