'fV i sir. Hi V V H LADIES Fine Shoes AND SLIPPERS. MEN'S Fine Shoes AND SLIPPERS. CHILDIF.N r ir-vT'ci Fine Shoes AND SLIPPERS. AT Perkins Bros. SPECIALTY ISHOE EITOT& HOUSE 1129 O Street. DENTISTRY W. J. P. Lawton, D.D.S. Rooms 42, 43, 44, Burr Block. levator on O St . Telephone 628 Artificial Teeth Inserted without plates. NITROS OXIDE GAS Administered for pillules extraction. New Jewelry Store, L. BARR, 1019 O Street. HbtablMied 1S74. Delre too.ill tho nttctition (if tho public to Ills new anil elegant stock of DIAMONDS, Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware, Having more room to nccoiiinindnte. the trade and show 11 larger lino tliiiu ever Ileloro pur- chiudni;, xlvc ux 11 call mill wo will hIiow you tho jluot Hue at lowest possible prices. Watch Repairing and Engraving Xeatll djin and nil work warranted. Notwith standing the fact that Fho togrnphH Imvo licon rcdu od to about half tho To rm or prlco no hnvo ciigagod t li o services of ono oftho best fin ishers In Now York to tako cliargo of that department of tho studio. Our ollorts shall he untiring to glvo each cus tomcr entire satis fnctlo 11 audio produce superior work toanywoliavo dono before. Cabinets, $3fc' per Dozen. FINEST LIYERY RIGS In thcjolly all couio from tli Graham Brick Stables 10l7 l street, whsro all kinds of Baggies, Carriages or Saddle Horses, Can bo had at any time, day or night on short notice HORSES BOARDED and well token euro of at reasonable rates. Call and seo us, ltf.7 Q, street, or give orders by Telephone 117, FATE OF THE BASEBALL UMPIRE. The umpire tool: hit station Jtut back of the batter' base, And ho wore an lr quite debonair, As ho posed with easy grace A ball cam hotly whining At I ill iterated head, lint the batuman'H Imt Just pe It a spat, Amlorertlio wall lisped. Then an ay tho batsman scurried, IJko n race horso on tliu track. And n hu flew ho wildly threw Hli deadly willow back. "Koul liatl!" cried out the umpire, A tho striker started downs Hut the flying stick arrived full quick, And smote him on the crown. "Hat hal" the ball men shouted, "Oh, hoi" the peoplu said. Then on the ground, with grief profound, HI comely form they spread. Off came hU chcxt protector. Likewise hla mask of wire; They mado him light, o that ho might Mora costly expire. Tho coroner wm summoned To InrcHtlgatothecaso, Andhecamuandgared, lumanuerdated, Upon the umplro' face. And tli l.i waa the rerdlct, rendered In n hutdied anil solemn tono: "Tho deceased U (load of a broken head, Tho result of a bat well thrown." Chicago Time. A Mental Wreck. Omaha Olrl My father wants to marry again and 1 don't want him to. Lnwyer Ho Is rich, I Mipposef "Yes." "Acts a llttlo crnsy at time, no doubtp "N-o." "Ho careful now. This Is very Important. Didn't you over seo him rnvo around the room like inadl" "Only when ho loses his collar button." "I'm afraid thnt won't count. Perhaps ho has softening of tho brain, though, and Is likely to squander his wealth uiilchsput inn lunatlo asylum P "Ho talks about going into business." "WhcroP "In St. Louis." , "I see. Mental wreck." Omaha World. An Unanswerable Argument. Blank City Child You look disappointed. Omaha Child Your ma wroto that this was a city. It isn't. It's only n town. "Tisn't a town; it's n city. It' name's Blank City, so now there." "Don't care what its namo is, It Isn't aclty. 8eo how clean and smooth tho street arc If this was n city tho streets would Ikj all torn up so you couldn't get around. Omaha World." Imperturbability. L '-'.IS'.i'"" Oflccr Look out there, man I Don't you eco that runaway coming? Hpogmoyer (as orcrything comes up stand ing) Dey's godding booty ganders mlt deir horses in this town, ain'd id I Life Taking a llest. First New Yorker Seo that man with tho wilted collar and that tired feeling so elo quently referred to In tho patent modicino "ads." Has ho been taking u Turkish bath with his clothes 011! Second Now Yorker Oh, noj he Is Just getting in from tho country, whero ho has been spending Sunday. New York Tribune. Those Menu Aristocrats. Miss Petroleum It does make mo so mad. With all our inonev wo don't git no respect. Mrs. V.Ehl What's folk's b;cu saying now I "Hintin' about tho way wo got our cash. What d'yo think Miss Boston said when I showed her pop's now portrait) Hho asked if it was painted in oil." Omaha World. Slightly Mixed. Mistress (to maid who has Just received a month's notice) I would rather not glvo you a character nt all. But, if you insist upon it, of courso 1 shall tell tho truth about you. Maud And If you do, ma'am, I shall gut tiugly britig an action for deflmat Ion o' char acter! London Punch. Ono or tho Other. "Is Mr. InP asked a visitor at an ofllco in tho Moffat building of tho ofllco boy. "Naw." "Do you know whero ho UP "Nopo; his auut's dead, an I guess ho's either at tho funeral or at tho ball gamo." Detroit Freo Press. Tho Size of n Small Hoy, A Buffalo citizen guvo his small son a (5 bill, saying that ho could buy a hat ami n pair of shoes, and spend tho rest in lire works. Tho boy got n .13 cent pair of bhoes, a 13 cent hat and had fl.30 worth of llro works. Philadelphia Cull. Well Informed. . "I know my defects," said U-Jonkins pomp ously; and as tho bystanders looked at him admiringly, ono of them w hfspered to an other softly: "Whotan awful let that man must know," Somcrvillo Journal Prnrtloi! Mttbrs Perfert. MUs Clara (nt tho b',i shore) How graco fully young Mr Do Lylo handles tho rib bons when driving, doesn't hoi Miss Jcnnlo Ho ought to, my dear; ho ha chargo of that department at Silk & Satin'?, you know, Life, Not Up to tho Time. Several Indians who went on tho war path recently wero overtaken by four whlto men and killed. It is feared that our government had not provided tho unfortunate Indians with tho latest improved rifles. NorrUtown (Until . .. v'csw i.."7j '".Tfclg n. K.'lssW. affsaM'"'inrir livfl r'isisW. aisVfHHH'l kx uuBBsBaBav sisvni wSBi9BaiBaks aaBBin r. I WHAT SHALL WK WKAI.1 NEWEST 8TYLES IN DOHNET3 AND GOWNS FOR SUMMEFl WEAR. Ma' and limine) fur Midsummer Wear, llreoinlnu .t flairs Mudo of Mowers, I'o llagn nml lro Tim (Irrek Itnnnet nml llm Putll Uat. As tho season advance tho wldo lleenso promised in tho selection of lints and bonnets pnily In tho spring become more And mora npiwrcnt. Iadlc choose turbans, brond brimmed huts, small capotes or tho Greek Iwnnet, nt their ow n personal tnstu suggest. THK r-ATTI UAT. Tho Greek bonnot, by tho by, in designed especially to wear with tho Rmplrn costume, and is of n low turban shape, with threo Greek fillets or liands across tho top, holding puffs of laco or tullo botweon. A strictly summer bonnot is mado entirely of foliagoor flowers, or both; theso bonnets aro called "follngo bonncU" or "flower bonnets," nccordlng to whichever provnlls. Another attractlvo summer stylo consists of n bonnet of nhltochlp braid In somo fanciful pattern that admits of pulls of white lisso or tullo lietwecn tho brim and crown; tho trim mings aro white flowers nttd ribbons. Tullo bonnets furnish yet another attractlvo mid summer stylo. Theso last, as n rulo, match in color tho costumo with which they are to bo worn. Theroisas great a diversity in hats as In bonnets. In tho Illustration is given tho Patti hat, a pleasing stylo for young and pretty faces. Tho model represented was of myrtlo green straw, faced with fluting of gold lace. It was ornamented with largo loops of fawn colored silk, striped with green satin, and an nlgrottoof variegated roses and tinted velvet, leaves. Tho tics were of shot molro ribbon. Straw and Leghorn hats with wido brims figure as garden hat and hats for morning wear in tho country. These aro appro priately trimmed with flowers and tullo. Sailor hats with crowns higher than were those of liut summer arc nlso in fashion for misses and young ladles. Gloves for a I Occasions. Gloves worn with full dress toilettes nro of plain Sticdo in mousquetalro style, either cream whlto, tan or black. With visiting and carriago toilettes thu choice is for but toned gloves with corded backs, cither of Sucdo or glaco kid; theso aro tan, gray or black, and aro fastened by four largo gilt buttons. For general wear and for 6ervlco nro American gtoves mado in tho English styles with "drawn seatui," sow el like harness to show tho edges of tho leather; theso como in both dressed and undressed kid tan, lemon, brown, gray or black with w ido silk stitch ing on tho back in salf color or In black, with four gilt buttons fastening tho wrists. Gray gloves uro w orn with gray dresres, also with black laco and with bluo gowns, but tan shndo3 remain in voguo for tho greater vari ety of costumes. I'eurl gloes nro shown undo of Mil skin of such lino texturo that thoy repel dust. For travelling and for tho country nro tho "sao" gloves, cut very long, and all In ono, without opening at tho writt; theso aro inndo of tho vclouto leather which is undressed kid and also of glaco kid, instead of the chamois skins formerly used. For driving, ladies who hold tho reins wear ono buttoned gloves tllhurycd that Is, tho leather is doubled inside tho hand whero tho wear is greatest; theso aro of glaco kid, with corded backs, in lemcu and tan colors. There nro also tllburyed doeskin gloves for driving, mado with longer wrists, that requlro four brass buttons for fastening them. Harper's Bazar. A TarU Toilette. Abroad, tho season those popular fotca "tho races," is also tho season for inaugurating: somo of tho most stylish costumes of tho wholo six mouths. In tho cut is illustrated a Paris toilette, do signod expressly for tho races, but also suitable for garden parties, etc. Tho closo fitting Jacket nnd rodlu goto tunlo la of cachou colored Ot toman cilk, trim med with nrtistlo buttons nnd gold gnlou. Tho sash is of green silk. Tho skiit in tho light tint is latticed with gold cord and dot ted with green cho- nlllo tassels tipped toilet rem iiaceh and with gold beads oaudun PAitriES. nnd tho wholo forms, as is apparent, n quite charming costume. rnahlon Notes. Tonmures are much smaller than Inst sea son. Steels nro used, but aro not tied back 60 closely ns heretofore, giving n broader nnd moro graceful cirect. Tho new mohair fabrics aro especially suit ed for traveling dresses. Narrow braided waistcoat nro a foaturo of many cloth bodices. Laco dresses aro moro fashionablo than over. Gray and whlto costumci nro fashionable. Qray and whlto and greens of all tones are popular colors. ibbY JEvFv In which occur vol itim ; aIm'IImI 1 Toll anil Meal.' "What did you wantr exclaimed the woman of tho houso angrily, at alio faced tho tramp at tho kitchen door. "Breakfast or workl" "Both, ntn'nm,' said Mm hungry wayfarer, timidly "Knt thnt," said tho woman, sternly, placing a biscuit and a ploeo of steak bofora him, "and you will hayo both." Tho cheery meal of Incenso breath ing morn had been prearod by her daugh ter, who was teaching a cooking school in thtclty. Hurdetto In Brooklyn Knglo. Disappointed In llliu. Miss Wnldo (dicuvilng book) You am familiar with Dickens' works, of course, Mr, Wabash! Mr. WnlMt&h Well cr no, I'vo novcr read Dickons, hut I heard him lectin e, not long ago, In Chicago. I don't think much of him. Kkh.'1i. It All Came lluek. "Soma clothes to-dnyP ho naked, as a young man halted beforo his plnco on Joor- son ovomlo and hognn stroking tho right hand log of n uilr of pants. "Do yon remember moP was asked in reply. "Vhasdero soniotings wrong, my frondtP "Don't you romcmliorf 1 was hero and bought a coat of you last fallP "Last fall. Vlias dot coat all rlghtP "You asked f 0 for It and I garo you $3. It was n I'rluco Albert. You remember, don't your "Vims dvro some moths in III Did It fad outP "I asked you If you remember met Whlla wo wero talking tho flro engines went by." "Did somepody say dot coat vlm not wort tree dollars P "Do you remember or don't youl" "My frondt, did somo crock come off on your hands in n wet day P "No, sir. Tho coat wm all right and worth the money, and now I want a pair of" "Vha it all rlghtl llemempcryoul Cer tainly I dot Doso flro engine vbas colng py, und I gif you shango for ten dollar, nnd you ask mo where to buy a refolrer, und you al most buy a lachel of me. Ilememper youl Vhell, I shall shmlle if I don'tl How you vhast Come Insido. I vhoa shust wondering oafer you, and It please mo dot you vha In good health. How odd dot I don't shake hands mlt you a hull block avhay." Detroit Free Press. rity the Walter. An amusing Incident at tho Niagara hotel Is vouched for. A woll known gentleman was required to dine with a party from whom bo wished to escape, as a more important matter awaited his attention; but they would not accept hi excuse, and the dinner wa waiting. Ho had to go in, but availed him self of a momontary opportunity to put Up a Job with tho waiter to call him out A quar ter of an hour assed, and ho began to feci uneasy lest tho plan should miscarry, when In ramo tho obliging waiter, and did the thing completely by announcing, "Thero's n gentleman calling you by telephone sir, and hero's his card." Boston Courier. Try It Hint fce. Speaking of "fads," tho latest from New York U thatabout women who moisten their lips. "Why do women moisten tholr lips whon thoy aro looked at P. Do thoy, or do thoy not! An Atlanta do voteo of this fad, w ho has studlod tho ques tion for threo weeks, says that as soon as yon look nt a woman Intently, but not rudely1 sho will Involuntarily moisten both her lips. She must bo somo ono with whom you nro not acquainted. Try It in a street car, for Instance, and it is suro to work. Atlanta Constitution. Society In Ootliam. Young Man (to tailor) I must havo that suit at 8 o'clock to-night, suro, Snipper, for tho Twilllngham ball; no mistake. Snipper All right, sir. Young Man And what if It shouldn't fltl Snipper I'm to be a guest nt tho Twilllng ham ball myself, sir, and should the suit need any llttlo alterations I cau make them there Now York Bun. A Mortifying Illunder. "Another pat of butter pleasoP said a guest In nn up town restaurant. "SlrP said thu gentleman addressed, with dignity. "Oh, I beg panlon," said tho guest, very much nboslml, "I thought you wero a waiter." "Sir, 1 am tho head waiter." Tho Epoch. A llnuvy Lot. &m $&& ir-r'j Mrs. Cnilton (to caller) I am feeling so bluo today, Mrs. Pompon. You hnvo heard iuh speak of Mario, my French maid, wh Ins provcsl such u treasure I Mr. Pompou Ye Mrs. Carlton She was taken suddenly ill In tho night, and Dr. Montaguo says sho can not recover. Mrs. Pompon Oh, my poor Mrs. Carlton, I feel so sorry for youl L'poch, yBi VHBa r . a i.r a 1 i '.iirv Trir4Brn nr in & rVJ5 ir - AT - MILLER'S Special attention is paid to 1DRESSG00D,SI Stock Large. ''il:,Vl (jl'j; Assortment Complete. All the New Shades. 0 All the New Fabrics. J. E. MILLER'S 145 South Tenth Street. EVERYBODY KNOWS That wc keep a gcncuil assortment o( CLOTHING ! And Gents' Furnishings. Alt the Latest styles 111 Collars, nnd the season' novelties in Neckwear. FINE LINKS COLLARS, nJi 1 is. Call and sec us If you want to get goods In our lit just ten per cent cheaper than nt any other house In town. BAKER, The Clothier, 1125 O STREET. IT'S THE THE PENNSYLVANIA LAWN MOWER. This is the only mower made that will cut high grass. Guar anteed to give satisfaction. Call and sec it, ZEHRUNG & HENKLE, Full line of Door and Window Screens, Cutlery, etc. JOYCE, 123 North 15th Street, Quick Meal Stove. RDDGE & MORRIS, 1 122 N Street. MflMfi fj&J 1l" iibsibHHI "" 'gS "3 a ggHgiBgliii'KlHssfl3V it w t 1 sjilf m KUm W r$$Vii TitisllslsMsMsiiair'' m j E? ' osiisisisisisisisisWsfctacl? Jg. BEST MADE. mcthn CHOICE MILLINERY, OMAHA.