Lrayago and Moving, !
OLIVER MAGGARl)
l)elres to Inform the public that his cqalp
ment (or moving Household U.ioris.Plinus
Safes Merchandise, Heavy Machinery,
etc., 1 1 the bct in the city. Special mm
nnd wagons nrj kest for the 'jIiovjI o(
Pianos and Household Goods,
Which arc always handled hy competent
anil cp:rlunceil help, ami the l.it:t appli
ance meJ for haiulllnv' S.ifes nn.l other
heavy goads. Call, address or telephone
OLIVER MAGGARl)
Telephone 1 1 1 Olliec y7 () t
Fremont Elktiorn ft Mo. Valley
Trains leuv-e HUI.'ib.iii. ami r&to p-tn
TlIK I'.LKIIURN VaU-KV I.tSK.
To fire homes In NorlhwT-rtrrn Nrltratlo an
Pouthw-etteni Dakota.
To the Illiti'k lllli and Urn He i?nn(fs.
To Ontrnt Wyoming sisal n on fields an
CMtle lAtlgf.
To Chicago and the KnM.
'ro St. Paul, Hit S'orth mill Snrtlnut,
KorfurthrrlnfiinniCrton Wniniruof
i;. S. riMlHSMAX, Agent.
I II South 10th mrer, Lincoln
V F mCB, .1. R. HlCIUNAN,
(Jrivwal rrev, (leu'l Pas. Ag'l
Mimouil Valley, town.
CAPITA!, KATIOAT.nANK
tiriTil.SnK 1300.000.
C W Moshrr. PrwhUnt. W..P WaUu, V-Tit
It. C. OulcAii, Culiiar.
S. H. BURNHAM,
BROKER.
si'jn.sj lo&nrd on'long or abort time at lows
stes. Office lu'HIcharuV Illock, room St.
TaUt-eloatoron-Kltventh street antnuksa,
N. R. HOOK, lf. D.,
HHCASHSOFWOMCN. '
dEhsryianSiRectaj Diseases a Specialty.
Trent rcet.llrilonso Hy IUUNKRHHOFK
PAINLKSS HYBTI'.M. Office, room P.B, 153 and
til llitrr Illock. Tvvelah nml O suvei. Orlloe
'lephone MS. llwlilHuoollttigntivt't. 'Phone, &U
Offlce hours, 0 to VI a.iu. 8 to 5 nml '.' to & n in
hundajs, 10 to II ti. m
G.A.SHOEMAKER.M.D.
Homoeopathist Physician,
TVilcuhonc No 6S5.
16; South nth Street, Lincoi.m Nun
PEERLESS
Steam Laundry
1117 P Street
Hill in the front and absolutely leading all
sampetitora. Thoroughly equipped for tb
nest work, giving to each customer on un
qualified guarantee for all work done. AU of
our work done with neatness and dispatch.
We solicit orders for suburban village and
lie Ighboring towns, paying the express on all
anlera on way.
Respectfully,
C. J. PRATT.
BLOOD POISON.
Old dead teeth contain
Ilia ftitultifcMiic of blrxHl
poltonl WI10 tun swallow
It, cunning out of old teeth
at every moil mid lie.
hcalthvf TllCfU (oetli am
dead, ulcerated, iinii-aHliy
frequently cause a suclEal
-faco. Should ccrtnlr.y lie
extracted and replaced vvllli
good, artificial teeth that
Dverachc. Can bocitrait-
edwUkoit,paln. No bum.
ltC.
AURA3ION OF THE TKETH.
UDcaiNive cut shows thu teeth of n taan
nar of ace. from Ur. Hell In 1831. We meet
sxlth itilsatTrctlonln the teeth lu various formi
tiri ikurecs. The cuds of the crowns seem
v.'j mft.diavliiga.low degreeof vitality and
wear down showlug a dark ycllowlih cupped
"otilmthc ocnter. vMany are so foolish as to
""" '.hat ,inolarteth aro of little account,
wiipt-tbnm aoihv default; after which all
ihe4nrceof -the .muscles are extended to the
1 rout -teeth, wearing them down rapidly.
'Ilii-liesvt.jiml orly remedy, ts to cover and
wilM mp tbends with gold and platinum,
h rh wnars like -steel and faves them inanr
tears. We inke,ap(laUy of fine gold work
ti building itilMvm out, toutour tllllss, etc
Cuts A md U arc (rosaobu Toraes, of Eor
land. '
A Two Incisor with Bfttoliesln the ends.
B shows theigihapisl toetii nllbnllowUb
fits fp the ends
Kor such teeth we havo two remedies: First
To fid iho pits In the cads with gold. 6ec
ood Extract them and npl&oo tlicin with
artlflcUl tt-etb. Hut tho bouts absorb swat
rapidly so that the will need retllng fre
U,M-llll.
Wcmikc the flneit artia.lal teh lu the
BOftbwest.
We use Justlea' and While's patent teeth,
with long, heavy plus, mounted ou ttroiiu
elastic pistes. Thoto who latronlzn us will
not be troubled with broken teeth and cracked
plates, canker sore mouths, etc.
To looao tho front teeth, Is lo loose hall
thepoferot epeeeb, and more thau half tar
beauia,
Cissa:oJ Qjms.
Tlz&Js
.. Tb teeth turn bkicx d die, n, r
jbe slightest touch, iilienue, Urn i,nl
10 Ueed at
soscn and
,..k.u, mB IJIVUUI II iij-iiu 1
DR. A. P. BURR JS.
120Q o btroo-.
Oa ttelUrlJ Trun.il, 111 c up dl
makes the ilneat t;old and ll.ninum
Ihs AilMt tCClb that tubairu 11 III nut 1
ed fuma,
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PAnAGHApHS OF INTEIIEST.
h 1 -
A rallromt will toon l built from Glbrnl
tar (o coiunmnlrato with tho rcit of fcfpnlu.
Tho now Kti!iport system In tho ANaco
Iirralno districts Is tiald to bo very annoying
to American tourht.
TI10 Kceretary of tho London Elciti lo com
pany tcpoitx that tho stokers stiuck and
stopped tho lights liccauso "ft gratuitous
meal of ront beef was tcrvod cold instead of
hot."
At tlntnlllon, Out., a man who borrowed
an umbrella mid did not return it has just
l)ocu hcntonccd to Jail for 0110 yeir. A timely
warning to tho wlso Is cufllclcnt.
The last French rifle, ri described, lifts n
ball so small that n, ijohllcr ran crrry C.t)
l-ouuds, shooti with n tiow'smokclesfi powder,
and Ita bullot plcrccfl n brick wall eight
inches thick nt COO yards.
A dlKobcdlent schoolgirl at Portsmouth,
Va., was in.ido by her tcachor to Mauri In
ononpot without moving for a, long time.
Tho strain inndo her sick, uixl shn is now said
to bo dyhi3 of a fover.
Somo hcnV eggs that wcro accldcntolly
covered up by somo men plowing at l'cta
luma, Ual., last summer, wcro hntcl.cil by
tho heat of tlio tun UK)ti Iho caith tmd tho
nolso in.ido by tho chicks ld to their discov
ery unri relouso.
Tho first volituio of tho correspotulcnco of
lVtcr tho (Ireat, edited by Count Tolstoi, litis
been published. Thcro will Iks ten very largo
volumes, containing tipnnnl of LUOOOlettcis,
which havo liecn gathered from nrchlvca nil
over Europe.
Tho Ho union farm, near I'll hole, Va., for
uhleh, in tho day of tho oil crura, tho Qnr
den City Petroleum company, r Chtcap,
paid 8I,WX),000, wntifiolrin fowdiyn ngo for
taxes amounting lo less than $100.
Tho lumber from which tho callows was
I constructed on wlilch John llrmwi wis ixc
j cutcd Is owned by n resident or llanwrV
Terry, who Is waiting for honm relic luiuter
I toeomouuri take ItolThishatHls. Tho iixJ'st
, sum of 1,.VXJ Is nskod for it.
I Recently nt a Moscow sunset tho rays of
I tho urn were intercepted by n ckmri, nml
Hirougli ime iwcullnr projx?rty in tlientmos
pliero tho cntiro city wa sxilored 11 s l id
purplo hue. Tills Mraug ttrt. lasted for
eight luiuutes.
Tho back of gold watcii, with n crown
ami tho letter X engraved upon it, Uas ro
cently returned to Dent & Co., of London,
nud they Identified It as tho back of n watch
which tlio Empress .Eugenie bad given to her
son, tho Princo Kugeno, In 1S78. Tho ivllc
uaseolJ to 11 gcntlemnu in alio African din
taond tulnes hr a -Zulu.
, Thcrois now filed -nUli a -l ijii litigation
1 in Monroe-comity, Oa , 11 silver 'dollar that
wiis Issued in 1 ...i, nud has been in posoflon
I of tho same family for inoro than 100 je:ir.
I It Jit one of th.rtecu dollars that uro ki 1 1 1 to
u ltuvoliitiimary koldler when iliscliargisl
I from tho I'oiiliiicutnl nriuy.
A'ChliiCHiiluuterii tied to n 'klto thnt nas
Kilsfd In mldiiii' caused a M'lisr.tlou umong
tho negroes of Augusta, (in., a few nights
ngo. Tho uiicnnuy light ihuielng In tho
aiuavctm terrllled them, nud their cries nml
pnryei-H nro s;il I to havo been woful to hear.
Jno -old woman piopheieri that it was 11
j 'Vinrning.t j them nil to ivjient.
Something that puys lictter than u gold
iniiiuU u largo ledgo of mica located Just
est of Moscow, Jilnlio. It wns discovered n
.fow yearn 11go.by.uu Indian, whoi-old it for n
trlllo.to AV. A. Woody. Tho ledgo was next
purchaed iby 10 Chicago firm, who paid
$li"i,000.for it, and havo hinco taken nfortuno
out of lt-uvcry year.
A great parrot show is to bo held at Turin
.this summer. Prlrc uro to bo given for tho
jMilly who cuuiuo.tho most phnibes ami for
aliooldcwt iwrrot. It is bald thatupolly who
JinsKwnSO ycaix will bo present. It in re
lated that Cuvier, tho celebrated naturalist,
had iv parrot in his vestibule, who, upon
teeing a stranger, would cry out, "What do
j o.i want with my motorf Ami when 11
reply wns given ho would ivsKnri: "Uonl
tnlk.tooimuch."
Ghls Clad us .'Miiniinlcs.
Hi iM'oiiM curious that n frehli nml nil alive
young crenturo thoulri bo clad lu cloth cop.'ed
cxiictly from tho wrappings of tho Ivgyptiait
de.-vj. Th 11 Inline is a novelty of the bn,oii,
nnd mill Iw used extensively for summer
gowiut, iK-ing liglit, cool and now in color. I
don't Mtpposo that this reproduction of
luuinmy habiliments will mako it icst ut nil
heavily 011 tho fair forma of our girls, nl
though i havo teon ona case in which tho
weniur certainly ivullcd tho touico of tlio
material. Kho had fnshioucd it into a boiiho
robo to exactly riwmbln tho orlglnul Egy()
tlan garineut, with itx curious trappings unri
bands. Ituiiunn ideawoithy of tho Riec
Irul lleruharrit, although ll origlunteri with
a merry enough .Fifth nventio umlriun. Ai.
tho nult wob a bnKly sortof cwtunie, tucb
us plenty of women mo ready to adopt, I
thnlt not lie surprinotl If, when touchcri upby
tbohkillfuliingcrsof the modern costumer,
tbo spectacle of upparcatly vivified inunuulcs
in .our ttUK'ts ibecomcs general. New Yojk
Suu.
TliiJft 11 ml t'rugaHty.
Alnvyei-,living In n town near Wnlci'
bury, Conn.. ttuteH tv fact which well illus
trate Iho thriftjuid frugality which char
acterize manysif thoolriiutuilies which havo
not been .touched iby modern loxlraviigauco
and loiuf dJtjJay In that ,towu thrcoes
tatrs liayo been wittleri within u .fovv.tuonths
nggregntiug property to tbo amount .of
. 00,000, mid yet lio tnys if all tho household
funilturo of thoso threo fuiuillck bad been
told ut Iho best lKivsiblo prieo. tbo amount
ivcclvwl for it would not have luaauuted nt
tlia outAldo to f.'W0. It is too often the luibit
now to havo thousand dollar furuUhluga fur
hundred dollar estates. Waterbury Amer
ican. l'ustcnr's ItahUlt Di-stro.vcr it fullnm
Thofsoutli Australian liegistor, to hum! by
tholntett mull, coiitnunau account of tomo
exjierimentH nt Hydue vvit'i M. I'asteur'ri
mierolH' 1 of chicken choji-ra. A number ol
rabbits ueiM inoculate 1 w ith tho mlcroU on
11 Baturriay morning nud placed under
close Mierlsloii In Isolated Ihacs; but on
Mouriuy tho labbits had not tliuvvu thu
slightest tiaccs of tho disease, which, ac
cording to 51. Pasteur, tliould provo fatal lu
nliout twenly-foui hours, 'i'ho c.pcrimcnln
wcro not ii'giu ded as llnal. Micrabw ma
buttreiigtheiied by cultivation, but that w ill
h u matter of time. Chicago Tribune.
n.llcvi-il lo Ho a WHeli.
Iullio narrow valley vvliuro tho Aumzoii
lakes Itbris anion-; tho I'nuviau Andes, a
womnu v.as unvutly burned to dath becnuso
the populace bebuvisl her to bo u vvitc! . Tho
town of I'utuz, which lias thus ili-tui,, iinheri
itself, lies on a well traveled valley t ari, In
big ciiou-jli lollgiiroon tboiu-ip iinri lu tho
yuettceiii, unri from tho mountains on Hie
west tho intelligent citlu-iis must ! almost
nblotosoo Iho railroad that hns urugglcri
Into tho iiolgliborliig valloy noith of them.
As tho Ftono ngo of litinran o.vls'cn 0, liovv
over, k'.iII buldi suny In soiro pui.s of tho
world, it li probably n Utt Its t jo cnly to ox
jKst that vvliclic-,vvillovtiyvvlieiotakonback
n-..'. NV-w UrliiuisTimcB-Democrat.
ALL AROUND THE HOUSE.
Plnwors In rrnfuitnti at rnaliloiialile IMii'
1 if it. Mild Trns.
Flowers nro almost n inoro Important fen
tiiro of fashionable dinners nud tens than the
food ltclf. They arc urcri in bewildering
nhmirinnca nud Iho effect Is soiuethliig do
IlKhtful. AuylhlngllkoM-t deiigus In untural
(lowers for decorating Iho rilulng ik)iu Is cm
tltcly out of vogue. Contrasts in (lowers
nud grouping of several varieties nro also
avoided. Orehidsnnd fetus, orono klnri of
roc, ns Mareclml Nell too with nilguouclto,
or liuspictuinot roso with myrtle, ivprewnl
fnvotilo fnlilons.
His usual, howoxer, to chooso tomo olio
color for tho decoration, whhm gives lis
nnmo tothodlmirr or tea. In Instance of
this may Ih desct Uwl ft very elaliornte "pink
dinner," which recently o.-cun-cdt
Tho centcrploco of tho tablo was composed
of r elongated siptnro of fcrn tho four cor
ners formisl of great clusters of (Mlorous car
nations, whllo from tho mlddlo roso long
Mcmmcri lit Franco and American licauly
rose. At each of the four corners wcro
fairy lamps unrior pink shades. Tho silver
candelabra wcro filled with candles under
shades of tho tamo color. Tlio tnouu wns
printed on a broad piece of pink satin ribbon,
fringed at either cud, and bcurlng on tho left '
hand corner nt tho top tho nnmo of tho guest
for whom It wus intended. Tho rolls at each j
plate, clireso sticks unri wafers wcro tied up
in xmall bundles with a tiny pink ribbon,
whlln the lelm of thn small enkes. confec
tions nml Ico cream weio nil of tho same
color. Tho ludlvldunl salt collars and punch 1
glasses were also iiluk. A boutotmloro of n
ciiriinllnu or pink rosebud lay nt each plate.
Tho Senson of .Icily Making.
"Eaily In July tho good houiekeecr Ik
glusto think of her jellies unri jams," nf
tlrmsnu exert In flood Housekeeping, who
ndils, with other timely ml vice, Hint It isn
great mistnko to put olf making curtant
jelly till tho end of Iho season, for tho best
jelly Is niario of currants not iK-rfeclly rliio.
I i'o keep n light color In jelly cmo should Ik)
' tnkou not to cook tho Mignr long, ns this will
j darken tho fruit nud cnuso it to "cumly."
t Some itciMins nro very successful In making
1 currant Jolly by merely healing Ihcsugurlu
I tho oven nud, after tho J it Ico has boiled
I twenty minutes, milling tho sugar nud leav
ing it over tho lira only until tho sugnr is
thoroughly dissolved This makes Iho Jelly
of 11 beautiful color and dellcnlo flavor, but it
is not uunlly to firm as that mado by the
common method of boiling twenty minutes
lieforc, nml ten nftcr, the sugar is ntlricri. Do
not "kkiiup" your sugiir; a pound to 11 pint If
tho only saforulo.
Tho Ix-st Jelly bag is made of now flannel.
Tuko a tquaro of Manuel nud fold it to miiko
11 double threo cornered pleco; sew up 0110
side; this leaves a largo opening by w hlch to
put In tho fruit, nml thu julco w ill all 1 1111 to
thy point, tho weight of tho fruit presniug it
out. Do not tqueeo tho bug. Very liltlo
julco rati be gn'neil lu that way unit what I
will be of an Inferior quality. It will .not
pay for tho labor.
Cm rant mid npplo Jylllei nro the t-uslcut to
make, ns they aro surest to bo firm. Apple
julco will help to harden jellies that incline
to bo thin. Much of tho Jelly in tho market
Is mado from npplo stock with flavoring of
various kinds to justify tho labels nttsched,
A Drimlng Tulilo Now In Htjle.
With tho revival of French styles in furni
ture thoro is uicturn to tho graceful ilraci)
drcsslug table, w hlch has ulways been 11 fa
vorite, although forced iutocomparatlvoriii
umj during tho long prevalence of Kasllnke
ami English styles. It Is loo artistic ami
pretty to bo ever quite nbaudonnl.
iwttffivmmwfo'
t'ltK.NCll UUKSM.Vd TAUI.H
Tho cut i't-)-t.'cntK 11 hamlsoino tablo sil
whllo K)iiheil wood, rcli.-ved with paneb
iainlt-l with Watieau designs on tho wood
Itself, or on china tablets. Curtains in sky
bluo pongcotilk, plushette, (r Iloinan theet
lug enhanccri vvitli bauds of embroidery,
harmonizing with tho woo.l painting. Fringe
in (loss (ilk, recalling tho subdued tint of
tho decoration. looking gluts framed with
IhoKimo material ns tho one employed for
tho curtain lu pink satin, coveted V.itli n
frilling of bluo mutlm. Drapery ui'.'.elilug
tho curtains.
An lticxHnkIvo yet very nttractivo tablo
of this tort Is within tho reach of any Inge
nious pen-on. An ordinary pluo liox will
fiirufsb tho foundation, mid I he draiierics
may bo of cretouuo or dainty tinirs muslin
over a colored lining of pink or bluo cambric
or tateen.
hplred CurriinU.
Spicing is a favorite way of putting up
currants. Hpleed currants nro very ulco to
tcrvo vi ith meats. Fivo pounds of currants,
four pounds of brown tugar, 0110 pint of
vinegar, 0110 tablcstoonful of ground cloves,
0110 tablesjioouful of cinnauuui, one table
spoonful of ullsplco (tbo tpiccs nil tied up in
u thin bay). Dissolvo tlio sugar in tho vine
gar, beat tbo mixture, then ml I fruit uml
boil fifty minutes.
rcrfeetiou hioiige Cake.
This following recltm for 'perfection''
sponvjc ccLo Is (hat of a most excellent cook:
His cgfs, oao pint of Hour, 0110 pint of sugar,
two tablespoon fids of water. Heat tho sugar
end jelks well together. Heat tho whites
tcpirately. Then put tho whltei into the
rugae ami j elks ruri best r. good vv hilo. Thou
stir in tho Jlou.', o.:ly enough to mix well,
liako quickly in rt hot oven In losf or lu
insets.
lie iv Dining cuiu l-uuip.
Tlu iv no for dluiug te.blo lutps mado ol
faience vvara luy uot dlmlnlshcil, nml m w
designs mv being ju-cparcri for thomnrket,
Uno of iho mod cluborato H n t.owl thaped
Lody with a long neck, thodeconjtloubof thu
lwdy Iwlnj; trumivct Dowers m solid gold,
end tho uecL covered with wild rotes ou
broiiie jjivuiidwork.
Hems fur tho Coo!.
BvVcelb.-r uds and peas is tho proper combi
nation, but sweetbread aro tultablo with to
matoes, cauhlloner, asparagus or succotash.
In broiling meat it should bo exposed to .1
slear, quick Hi 0, cloto enough to tear tho
surfaco without burning, In order to coullno
nil lis julco. If cooked slowly over u poor
lire, or foasoneri beforo it Is cooked, it w 111
bo compaiathely dry and tasteless, 1
Jim 4iV
DimOETTE'9 HUMOn.
nOMKHlt't,
"AtnurVtiglitsl n dlscomolale rnilgriiut
down lu I'euusylvnu'n, "1 wi.h dot I hat mo
money enough to liil.o to (leininny Imck al
ready," "And nupiKwo I give- )ou tho
money,'" said Iho kind bruited employer.
"Ity chlmlny, I uliliiit for Knmns rilsnftrr
noonl'' IlltltLM. RON
A young mini 1 bought leuly drew n te
volvcr, cockisl It nud Hinlrd It at his
mother Tho old lady, w ith u hollow groin,
fell dead nt his fist. "(IixmI liiml, mother,"
exclaimed thu )ouug man, ") 011 mako mo
tired (let up, Ihls icMiher has seven loads
In It," The inoilicr tpinug lightly lo her
fret, "llcnveii litem j oil, my son," tho tried,
'warmly, "I thought It wus empty llov
could 1 think so meanly of you, who lnvo
over been thought fill nml considerate."
iiav me ou m:vkii TIIIKI) Tlllrt.
Middlerib's .; (ear old boy hml fallen out
of nspicidlug chestnut trio nud lay stunned,
btvathlots nml motloulcts. lu vnln thu wui
lug mother nnd anxious phyilclan stroxo to
bring hi eitli or movement Imck to tho limp
nnd nerveless llgutn "lA!t mo try," said Iho
father lu broken tones. Ho belli over J ho
hid with n hnir brush, "Keep ivnl still now,
Harry, whllo aia brushes your hair," bo
mid, and lu thirty weouU thnt Uiy hml
looked out of every whitlow In thn room six
times, mid 0111 e he had looked out of two win
dows, up tho chimney, behind Iho hunuu
nnd under Iho bed at tho h.iiiio time.
A I.ITKHAIIV 1HKAT.
"Where weui )ou Inst night I" nslcil Old
Hyson with n look over hU 1 imcluclen that
wiiscuourIi locmdlu n young man's blol,
rtAt tho 1111191C hall readings, sir," nnsvvoreri
Voung IIjfoii, with Iho painful effort o' n
man who has written out his Impiomptu ro
marks and committed them lo memory.
"Whut was tlio programmer nkeil Old
Hyton. ' u evening with Dickens, sir," ie
piled tho Jouth. "Thnt Is," sulil tho old liuill
toveiely, "jou Imd tho dickens of a night."
And tho sigh Willi which Young Hyson itv
tKmihs) cniuo (hroiigh his lioso lu n long
drawn melancholy cadence, hko Iho ruh of
dry steam from tiicrhcntrri copjiers, nud
blow tho morning's mall about llioric.sk hko
leaves on a prnlrla Then ho ti led lo groan,
succeeding fnlily well, and went home.
Ilrooklyu ICagle.
I'liollali yilintllilliu
Father (whom Hobby has Induced to (nko
him) Now, Hobby, I don't quHounilerstnud
this. If tho man who throws tho ball fulls1 to
hit tbo club niter threo trials, does that put
lliouuipho out!
Hobby Pa, do you reineiulicr why you
sent 1110 to lied last night at ? o'clock I
Father Why, n-no.
Hobby It wns fornkiug foolish questions
Now York Hun.
A Hplelidld Suhjecl.
Metroo1itnn Editor Wrltonuabloiirllclu
carefully reviewing the topography nnd op
illation of Central Africa, I lio dangers Inci
dent to travel from men and beast, glvo
Iho lino of Hlnuley's probablo march nud
your conclusions legmrilng Hlanloy's prob
ublo fate.
Astlhtant I don't know anything about it.
"Neither does uny 0110 else. It's n tpleudlil
tubject foi lino writing." Omoliu Woild.
Sprung a Leak.
It wns his llrtt visit lo the city. As be
stood on Iho curlistono shaking his sides with
laughter ho was nccostcri by one of New
Haven's finest:
"What's Iho fun, tt ranger P
"Fun! Cuu't you seo It) Just look how
that thing (pointing to u watering cm I)
leaks; why, tho blame fool won't liuvo a drop
left when bo gels home," New Haven News.
A Strong Drawing I'iiiiI.
Luxury Loving Dmichtcr-Oh, uuimuia,
I tlvu pajier says at Pills, Plaster & CVs dl ug
1 store they aro giving toda water frco to alt
customers.
Practical Mother How uieo Hint Is. Tell
your Auutlo Saiali and Aunt Juno and
grandma nnd tbo girls to get their hats ou.
I We'll go around this very morning and get
a pottngo stamp. -Omnliu Wot Id.
riim .Music.
They were enjoying somo West Hrighton
music.
"I'hat was thnt song culled, Deiiuisf' tho
1 atked
"Hwlad, Mnry,"replleil Dennis, "It's down
011 tho bill of faro us mi aria."
"Isthutso, Dcnulsr Faith, ouri itwnsfolno
enough to bo called u fiout iliMir." Now
York Hun.
UU.il I'lnln lUllug.
"J hear you chnuged jour iMvardiug
j placer'
"Vi-s; bad to do it. .My old place was too
mxui ions, a (iimier or threo couitcs every
day was ruining my digestive apparatus."
''Threo courses f Whatvveie theyl"'
"Napkins, Ico water and toothpicks,"
Bokton Transcript,
Wlicru Hie I'ntilt ItcMcd.
Ho I wus so mot tilled that jou tliould s
mo fall from my bicycle, if Its ilaude, but I
can ustiirayou tho fault resteri entirely on
tho bicycle.
Bho Yes, for it moment, 5Ir. tlecllp. and
then tbo bicycle retted tmtlnriy on tho fault.
New YoikBun.
A Man to Ito Ihivled.
Dmuley Who was Hint gentleman that
touched his bat to politely to you just now,
H unleash I
Hardcatb My tailor.
Dumley (with an envious tighj Ah, it
mutt bo a glorious experienco to bo treated In
that way by ouo'ij tailor. Tho L'och.
llooni at the Top.
Customer (to barber)! b'oso that iu your
profettlon it is rather diflicult to achieve
gteat wealth f
Harbor Well, I dunnoj It's liko allhead
workj there's plenty room ut tho top. Have
jour head sandpapered, sir I New York
Hun.
Ho Hud It Head).
"doori-bj, wlfey; if I nm detained bj
busiucbs and uot able to cotno homo to din
ner I'll tend j-ou a telegram."
Wifo (frigidly) You needn't lake that
trouble. Hero It Is. I took it out of jour
jiocket while ago. Texas Sittings.
A Hint lo Ti-Hclicii..
"Tell you what ft is," ho remarket! to 0
frlcnri In a confidential way, "tho Fourth of
July is n great educator of tho people."
"Why sol"
1 "Hccauso It teaches tho young Idea how to
thoot." New man Indeiendcnt.
. Aw Kxteiitlro Collector.
j Constant Header Thcro ui 0 several largo
t oln collectors In tho United .States. Jay
yjiiiiiu is pioouuiy iu mrgesi. 1 imauciimiu
Civil.
Truo Cuougli.
I 1 no man w ucco ucnu is uot evemy uiiancesi
is inobt particular alwut vartlug his hair It
tbo middle. Now nrl-- PiSirjma
NEW SPING STYLES!
JUST ARRIVED.
And now rcud for inspection nt -
John Morrison's
All the Finest Qualities ami Latost Patterns in stock. I have
the finest cutter in the city anil guarantee satisfaction. Cal
and see my ;oods nnd work.
121 North Eleventh street.
7$ TETjE3?I-I03SrnZ3 2LG-
Fine Driving and Biding; Livery,
Always ready for
Most Popular Resort in the City.
ODEI.L'S DINING HALL,
MONTt.OM :Iy"I1.()CK,
1 1 19, 1121 and 1123 N Street.
Meals 25 cts. $-5 Pcr week.
Union - Pacific - Railway,.
The Overland Route.
Shortest and Safest Route to all points in
Colorado,
Utah,
California,
Montana.
Take Ibcov 111 land Dyer nud tavo 0110 dny to nil l'nclllc coast )olnls.
Tllli INION PACIFIC IS THU FRUI- CHAIR CAR LINE.
Iliinnliig Into Union DcpoiH uml couiieetlux Willi tho fnt limited trains of nil Hues for
points ciiHt, norlli nml smth. Tliroiiuh llekels ou iikmIitii day coaches. HnKKiifio checks-
tliroiiiihtoilesllnatlon lioin all ilnlxcnMt In tlio Culled Htutcs and Cauadii.
Sleeper accommoilatlons reserved In through Pullman Palace cars from the Miss w
ilvcr to the Paclllc coast.
l. 13. SI.OSSON, Agent.
IOH 0 Htrcet, Lincoln, Nebraska.
THOS. L. KI.MHA1.L, K. L. I.05IAX, J. H, TK1IHET8,
Acting (Ji-nenil .Manager Ass. (Sen. Pass, nud Ticket A'jt. Gen. Pns nml Ticket Agt.
m.
OUACQUA1NTBD WITH THE OEOOnAl'lIV Or THE COUNTRY, WILL ODTAHN
MUOK VALUAHLE IHFOKMATIOH rHOM A STUDY Or THIS MAP Or THE
1 'StY jvVWte iSMasoVVs 'Sa
ScTPJn!srrrvr iivwirztWf. is, r)ss- Jgu5
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y.
Its central poBltion and closo connoctlon with Eaatorn linos at Ghlcairo
and continuous linos at .tormlnnl points, Woat, Northwost, and South
weat, mako it tho truo mld-llnk In that transcontinental chain of steel which
unltos tbo Atlnntlo and Pacific. Its main linos and bronchos includo Chi-
Vlllo. Audubon, llnrlnn. fluthrln (nnlrn uml nnunntl HtufTu in Innm , rn.i
Trontpn, Camojvn.St. JoBoph end Kiuihoh city, In Missouri; Loavonwortli
and Atobtaon, in KnnBns: Mlnnoapolts nnd 8t. ul. In IHnnosota: Wator
tpwn and Sioux Fulls In Dnkotn, nnd mnny otbor proenorous townu and cltlos.
It also otrors a OH01C12 OF HOUTUQ to end from tho Pacific Const and tntor-
oijj-ici-iisu uAiib, nnu inotwoon Llilcngro, Bt. Josopli, Atohli. n and Kansas.
City) reatlul UliuLlNINO CHAIR CAR8, soaw Fniild tc 1 old ore of through
tlrst-clasH tickets .uuM
THE CHICAGO, KANSAS & NEBRASKA R'Y
(GREAT ROCK ISLAC'O RC'TIT
ExtendH wosi, and Houthwoat fVoin Knnsrj t Ity and 8t. Joseph to Fair
bury, Nolson, Hortpn, Topoku, H-rlnorton, Ilutohlnucn. Wichita, Caldwoll,
unci nil points in Bouthcrn Nohr. aka Inu-rlor rnuna'nntl ooyondL Entlrvi
luwdonfror oqulpniont if th, colobratocl Pvllmmi racjmiftctui-o. SoUdii-bnl-lu-itfld
track pf hoavy utocl rull Iron nnd mono brhlcres. All snfoty ninillnncos
nnd modorn Improvomonta Commodious, woll-uullt svtatlons Colorlty. cer
tainty, comtoxt nnd luxury aaom-oU ,.
THE FARfflOyS ALBERT LEA ROUTE
la tbo favorit.v bptwnon Chtcapo, Rook lolanil, Atchison, Kanoaa City, und
Mlnnoupolbi and bi Paul Tlio tourl.t rout 3 to nil rlorthor 1 Svuniaoi-RcBort
Itu Wutertpwn Bmnch iruvrorsoa tlio most nroduotlvo laru'o of the OTont
rnnipn.ViV .rv bolt"' of Nortto Io. aoutnwoucm Mlnnosota and Eua".
Central Dtikotu.
E. ST. JOHN,
Otneral atinager.
i..r,u Sno,'!'t' Lf,nc vi Sonecu and ICriikakoo oftorq nunerlor fncllHIua to travel
botwoou Cincinnati, Inillunupoliu, Lufayotto. nnu Council BlutbV St. Joaoph.
Atohlaoti, iKJiwon -rorth. Kivnoiui City, Mlnncupollo, and St. Pa.i ' 'ioJU",
...?l,!sT'f,krJK MVJ)!Jt 1 ,9u,orB',J,.uny iloalrocl Information, apply to uny Cou
pon Ticket OlUuo in tho Unitod Stutoo or Cauuiln, or udUroos
CIIH'UII), 11,1,.
Skinner'sStaMes
I2th St., bet. Pand Q.
Calls for Halls, Parties, etc., Promptly
Made, with Stylish Rigs, Coupes
nml I IiiiL-ti
service, day or night.
Oregon,
Washing 'it
Territory.
E. A. h'OLDROOK,
Ooa'l Ticket fcPasj'r Ageni
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