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OLIVER MAGGAKl)
l)elrcs to Inform the public that hlv cqalp
ment (or moving I lomchold UooiKPIuum
Safe, MitrchamlUc, Heavy Machinery,
etc., lithe licit in the r.hy Special nun
nml wagon, ani kett for the j,iovj1 of
Pianos and Household Goods,
Which arcnlw ay handled hy eotnpctnnt
and experienced help, nnd the l.itMt appli
ance itit'J for handling S.tfc and other
heavy gomU. Call, uddrc or telephone
OLIVER MAOGARD
Telephone 1 1 1 Ollicc yi7 () s
Fremont Elkhorn & Mo, Valley
Trslus leave tO:tiB.m. nn.t 12: W Mil
TlIK KtKIIORN VM.RV 1.IXIC.
To fiT lionir In NwihwMwn Nebraska n
Soutliwrstrru Dakota,
To the Mack IIIII nml tlw If tf rin.
To IVntrsI Wj-omlnj? wsl tr on llelili an
cMlleiangv.
To Chlc.vpi atut the YjpA.
'ro .St. Paul, the North anil Snrtliwewt.
For furt lirrlnfnrmMton Vnnnlru of
K(I. X. rWKI'lMAN, AKi-lit.
I li South loin -fttrrt, Lincoln
W I' Fitcn, .11!. IWciusan,
Hrtteral M'bi'K, Heii'l I'nv. Ar'I
MIhnoiiiI Yritlev. lonn.
CArtTAt, KATtONAT.TIANK
c iriTAi. htock $sw.ooo.
C. W Mosher. PrtwIiUnt. VV..I' Walsh, V. ft
IL C. Outcaii, Cuhlsr.
S. H. BUKNHAM,
BROKER.
Il'jiVT 'ounttl on'lonjf or ihort time at Ions
Mes. Office lnlllchrdV Illock, room K.
TUtcletoron'KITenth street enUano.
N.. R. HOOK, M. D.,
iiwi:asi:sokwomi:n. '
JritiaTfanlRectai Diseases a Specialty.
Trent reetitl illsenio ly HIUNKnilHOKK
PAIKM-MS HV8TKJI. Onice, rooms U, VS nn.l
Ut Iturr Illock. Twelfth nml O sinvla. onioe
'tlrihoiM MS. HiMlili-iiooin'J'.lQKtnH-l. Tlnne, tM
Oillco hours, 0 to VI a.m, 2 to 6 nml '.! to & p in
bundajs. into It u m
a.A.SHOEMAKER,M.D.
Homoeopathist Physician,
'rlcahone No 685.
16 South it th Street, Lincoi.m Nt:n
PEERLESS
Steam Laundry
1117 P Street
WU in the front nnd absolutely loading 11
wropetltors. Thoroughly etiulpped for tb
nest work, giving to each customer an sm
qualified guarantee for all w ork done. All f
our work done with neatness and dispatch.
We solicit order for suburban villages and
neighboring towns, paying the expms on all
wider on way. Respectfully,
C. J. PRATT.
BLOOD POISON.
Old rtciil teeth contain
tlio qtiliiliffciico nf 1)IxkI
poison! Who inn allow
ll, CUtlilng out of olt icclh
at cicry meil ntil lw
hcalthr! Tliwu imtli mn
dead, ulccratul, imli-iiltlir
trcnucnlly cauc a mclio.)
fco. Should ccrtalr: lw
eiUactetl ami replaced uitli
KOod, srlldclnl teeth that
intreracho. Can boeitrait-
'edwitUoikpatn. No hum.
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ABRASION OF THE TKETH.
H tic atNivu cut shows tho let th of a tsan 4a
iyi.ar of ace. from Dr. Hell In 18:11. We tnett
-with thlsslTt-ctlnnln the teeth In various forms
anridcgrcia. The cuds of tho crowns seem
ii') suft.dMvlngadoir decree of vitality and
car down showing a dark jillowlib cupped
iit itn the aenter. vMany are so foolish ss to
"" ',hat .inolartneth aro of little account,
.M-iitctilinni so .li? default; after which all
shelHrceof -tho muscles aro extended to the
Iront itoclh, wearing tucra iIomii rapidly.
'Hie hpr..anil nply remedy. Is to cover and
(ulMiiip -tliceiids hIUi gold and platinum,
h ch woara like -eteel and ses them man
ier. We mskepnf laity of fine gold work
tn butliioK luUnui aip, contour Ulltcijs, etc
a. n
KHjr
Cuts A ad U are frosniehn Toinri. of Eur
and. "
A Two Inclfror s with bUohra In the ends.
B show theghpwl trih nitbyillowlsb
fits li the ends
For sui-D teeth we hare taro remedies t First
Toflilthn pit In (he fails with gold. Sec
ood Extract them and rtplboo them with
artificial teeth. Hut Iho hnucs adsorb awat
rapidly so that they will need reletting fre
(iiill).
We msko tho flnest rtl3 lal UHh lu the
noftbwesi.
We use Jmtlc' and While' patent teeth,
with long, heavy plus, mounted on strong
flattie plates. Thoto who tronlzi u; ivlfi
not be troubled with broken teeth and cmcked
plates, canKcr sore mouths, etc.
To iooso tho front teeth, Is to looto hall
tbepocerot speech, and more thuu half tar
txaui.
Cisja:oJ Gjnu.
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Tts teeth turn bkicV a d dm, ilf f
th tallzhtcat touch, iiluiuic, Urn unl
fall mil lkal,il. 1. 1.. . .
10 Ueed at
sosen and
VU, Mi WtWt4tM 11 1IJVIU 0
DR. A. P. BURR
1200 O btioo-,
Oa the Rapid Transit, 01 r up ill
make the finest gol.l and iliikuin
UMDCMt tCtth thai lubauu will nut I
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PARAGRAPHS Of INTCriEST.
t railroad will soon lio liullt fromGlbrnl
tar to comumulcnto with tho rcit of Spain.
Tlio now p-u'iport system in tho Ahaco
Lorraine district I Bald to bo very annoying
to American tourist?.
Tito secretary of tho London Clc:ti la com
pany icpottx tlmt tho stokers stuick nnd
stopped tho light liccnit'o "ft gratuitous,
meal of ront beef was served cold Instead of
hot."
At. Hamilton, Out., n man who borrowed
nu umbrella nnd did not return it ha Jutt
lecn sentenced to Jail forono cr, A timely
warning to tho who Is ruOielent.
Tlio last French ilflc. Ri described, lirn n
ball so small tlint n mldjcr ran irrry C.I)
rounds, shoot) with n now prnokclesn powder,
nnd ita bullot pierces n brick wall eight
inches thick nt GOO yard.
A disobedient ochoolelrl at Portsmouth,
I Vu., vra mado by her teachor to ttand In
ono spot without moving for n long time.
i Tho strain tnndo her lck,ntKt Rim Is now said
to bo dying of a rover.
Somo hen' cjjgs thnt noro nceldcntnlly
covered tip by Bomo men plowing nt Petn-
lumn, Cal., latt summer, were lintcl.eil liy
tho licit of tho tun uion Ilia catth nnd tho
uolsu mado by tho chick led to their discov
ery nnd release.
Tho first volitma of the. correspondence of
lVtor tho Orent, edited by Count Tolstoi, luu
been published. Thero will lo ten very largo
volutin, containing tipnnnl of 1X1.000 totters,
which liavo been gathered front nrohlvea all
over Europe
Tho Holmden farm, near Pllliole, Pa., for
vvhlch, In tho day of tho oil cruro, tho Gar
den City Petroleum cmniwny, oT Chimps
jwld $1,MX),00(), wnHRold nfowdija ngti lor
taxes amounting to Icai than $100.
Tho IuiuIkt front which tho gnllowi was
conitrnctcd on which John Jlrunwni xo
tutted ii owneil by n resident of Harjicr'rt
lVrry, who la uniting for ioitio irlic hunter
to como nnd tnl:o it olf his liandi. Tho iinxlc-J
Hutu or 1,.VX) Is nskod for It.
Iteccutly nt a Moscow sunct tho rnya of
tho hiin vrt-ro Intercepted by u ckrnil, nnd
through wimts iwcullnr proiwrty in the nUiio
pliero tlio entire city sr sjolored u lid
purplo hua Tids tvirausa $uec tnstetl for
t eight luinutrs.
TbelMckoI ca wnteli, witli n crown
nnd the letter N engraved upon it, n re
cently returned to Went & Vo,, of London,
nud they jdontlllcd It as tho bnck'Of n wntch
which tlio' Empress iugcnlo had given to her
son, the l'rlnco Kueiio,Ju 3878. Tho relic
unseolj tongciitlemiinin the African din
roond iuinesby uulii.
Thero is now filed -w itli an 111 iiii litigation
in MonroflTonnty, On , 11 silver 'dollar that
wus issued in 177.1, nnd has been In hicnIoii
-of tlio Haiue family for iiioro than 100 jears.
It is ouu of th.rtecu dollurrf that wero nld to
u lluvohitiounry holdler when dlnchargi'd
from tho Continental nriny,
A'ChiucHiiluuteiii tied to a 'kite that wns
KitMd hi tuldiiii' cnitHed n M'lisrtloil uuioiig
tho negroes of Augusta, On., a few night
ug. Tho uiicuuny light dancing in tho
Jiuavctm'tcrrilled thmn, nnd their cries nud
pnrycrmiroKjil 1 to hnvo been woful to hear.
Ono .old woman prephcxicd that it wns 11
'warning t j them nil to ivent.
Komothliigtlint jiays liettcr thuu u gold
iiiluu i a largo ledgu of mica located Jut
west of Moscow, .Idaho. It wns discovered 11
few yearn iigo.by.nn Indian, whot-old it for 11
trlllo.to V. A. AVoody. Tho ledgo was next
purchased iby ia Chicago fltiti, who luiid
$lii,(XX).for it,niul liavohincotukoun fortuuo
out of It-overy year.
A great urrot how is to bo held at Turin
.tins hummer. Prize nro to bo given for tho
polly who cumuMj.tho most phrabcs nnd for
Alio oldest parrot. It is bald that u inilly who
Jia Keen SO yentx will lw prchent. It U i-o-lated
thnt Cuvler, tho celebrated naturalist,
had a parrot in his nttlbulu, who, iwx
K'olngn ht ranger, would cry out, "What do
jo.i wnnt with my luehturf And when 11
reply wns given ho would respond: "Uonl
tnlk.tooimuch."
CJIlU Clad 11s .Miiiiiink-..
Ut weins curloua that u frchh nud all alive 1
young civnturo should boclml in cloth cojiiisl ,
exactly from tho wrapping of tho KyfitluiS
deoJ. Th ii fabric is 11 noselty or tin- miim
and twill Ih) used cxtetislxcly for summer
gowns, liclng light, c(Kil nud now in color. I I
ilon't MipjKiyi thnt this ii'iinxliutlou of
mummy luibiliinents will mako It iet ut all
heavily on tho fair form of our girls, nl
though 1 li'ivo beon 0:10 caso in which tho 1
wentor certainly tviillcd tho houico uf tho)
material. HI10 had fusliloued it into 11 hoiibo
rolo to cxnctly riiM'iiibln tho orlgiuul Hgyp
tian gnimout, with IU curious irappingH mid
bands. Itwiisnn Ide.iwoithy of tho hjwe
trul lleruhardt, ulthough it oiigiuuted with
n merry enough .Fifth nvcuuo m.ildeii. A.
tho result wmi a hhajicly hort of coBtuiuc, such
as plenty of women 1110 lendyto udopt, I
shall not lo Mirprihcd if, wlicu toucluil upby
tho hkillful iliiger of the modern cotitnict',
tho (.peclnclij of 11pp.1t cntly vlvllled luummfcs
in .our stu-oU ibecomes general. New York
Sun.
IliiJft 11 ml I'mgnUty.
Ailawyer,ilvlng in n tuwn near Water
bury, Conn., stntcH 11 fuct which well illuv
trute tho thrift Jitid frugullty which char
uctei Ize manysif tho old families which huvo
not beeu iauched iby iikkIci-u iiixlravngauco
and lbvAU" dJsjiluy. In that tawu thruoes
tAtttliayuhneuMuUlcri wlthlu u Xcw.tuonths
iiggregatlug uoM-rty to tho iimoiint .of
$700,000, mid yet Uo sayo if all tho household
furniture of tho-o thieo families laid been
sold ut tho best iwssiblo prie tho amount
tcccivcd for it would not have auiauuted at
tho ouUiilo lo flWO. It Istoooflwi tboJlublt
now to lmvo. thousand dollar furnishJugii fur
liundreil .lollar cbtates. Wnterbury Ajuot
icuu. l'Osteur'H ltaliblt Dtstroyei- 11 liilliirrw
Tho South Autmli.iu liegistui-, to hand by
tho latest mail, coiituun 1111 ucvouut of hoinu
expei-Hncuta nt .Sydney wit'i M. 1'miteur'n
niicmtK'i of chicken chojera. A imniliei-of
rabbits were Inoculate 1 with the iiilciobcsou
u Katurilay morning nud placed uuiler
close Miicn Islon In IsoluUsl Ikixcs; but on
Monday the rabbits bad not shutwi tho
slightest t incus of (ho disease, which, ac
cording to M. I'astfur, should provo fatal lu
iilxnit tuenty-foui lioinvi. 'Jho c.K'i'ltncutR
were not ri'gaided ns ikial. Microbes may
bustrcugthemd by cultiMitlou, but tlmt will
be u matter of time. Chlcngo Tribune.
Ilellcicil In lie 11 Wltili.
Ill Iho 11 irru'v valley where tho Amazon
takes Ita lis, anion': tlio IVrtivlan Audoti, 11
woman i.ns lecently burned to death liecmiso
tho iHipulaec U-liovid her to bu 11 wild . Tho
town or I'atn, which Iiiik thus ditlii nslasl
ilbclf, lies on u well iraviled v alley 1 ad, In
blgcuuiijli (ollgureoii thum-ipi and In tho
i,iucttccr, and from tho mountains on the
west tho intelligent citircus must I uhiioM
ablo to soo iho railroad that linn tiragglcd
into tho neighboring valley ttoith of Hiciu.
As tho Ftono ngo of human cslf'en.c, liow
over, s'.ill hold huayiu soiro pai.s of the
world, It I. probably a llttlo I o early to ex
jK'ct that wilcheKWlloV(iywheiotakoaback
tu.' Now UikiuiuTimcu-Ucumcrat.
ALL AROUND THC HOUSE.
FlnwKri In l'rofnlot at rntblmmlilA Din.
nera Hint Teas.
Flower nro nlnioM n muro Imiwttnnl feu
turn of fnshlonnblo dinner nnd tens thnti tho
fool ltwlf They nro tt'ed In bewildering
nbundnneo nnd tho elTwt Is MMtielhltiK div
llghtful. Anything lll:oMt denlgus In unturnl
flowew fordecorntlng the dining ioiu Isen
lliuiy out of vogue. Contrntt In flow era
ntnl Rtiniplug of everul varieties mo nlo
uvolditl. Oirhidsnndfeinti, ornuo l.lnd of
rive, ns Maivehnl Nell rose with mignonette,
ot',ln(tiicinlnnt roso with myrtle, tvpresent
fnvoilto fnvhlon
It W usunl, however, to rhooo kotno ono
color for tho decoration, which gloi ll
iiamo to tho dinner or tea. In lust mux) of
this may lie des:iibod n very clalKirnte "pink
dinner," which teccutly ovurredt
Tho (Vttterploi'o of tho tnblo was composed
of t i clongntod mpinroof ferns, tho four cor
ners formed of great cluster of odorous car
nntlotiH, whllo front tho mlildlo loso long
stemmed Li Franco nnd American beauty
roue. At each of the four corner wcro
fairy Inmps under pink Khndea. Tho aitver
candelabra wcro filled with cniidlen tinder
hade of tho imino color. Tho menu was
printed on n broad plecoof pink sntlu ribbon,
fringed nt either end, nnd bearing on tho left
hand corner nt tho top tho namo of tho guest '
for whom It wu Intended. Tho roll nt each I
plate, checo stick uttd wafers wcro tied up
in Hiunll bundles with n tiny pink ribbon.
whllo lliu Icing of the sitmll cakes, confec
tions nnd Ico cream w-eto all of tho same
color. Tho indlviditnl salt collars and punch
glnsscs were nlso pink. A iKtutouuloro of n
nirnntiou or pink rosebud tny ut each plate.
Tlio Senaou of ilclty Making.
"Em ly In duly tho good hoiisekccicr l
glusto think of her jollies nnd Jams," nf-
; tlrins nu exiert in Good Housekeeping, who
mills, with other timely mlrlce, that it tan
grent tulstnko to put oir mnking curinnt
jelly till tho end of tlio season, for tho best
Jelly Is tnndo of currants not H.'ifeclly rliio.
i'o keep n light color in Jolly cnio should bo
tnLou not to cook tho Mignr long, ns this will
darken tho fruit nnd ciiiiso it to "candy,"
Some peions nro very suecexuful In making
f.iivi'tnit tnllv tiv tilnl-f.ll lipnt llltr tin, hlli-ill (ll
,)l0 0Vl. nml; nfte. ,lu jula, l(, XmlM
twenty minutes, milling tho sugiir and leav-
ing it over tlio lire only until tho Mignr Is
thoroughly dissolved. Tills makes tho Jolly
of nlK'Miillfill color nud dcllcnto llaoi', but it
is not usually to firm ns that iniiilo by the
common method of boiling twenty minutes
licfore, nnd ten nf tcr, tho sugar is mldcd. Do
not "skimp" your sugui'i a pound to 11 pint is
tho only nafo rule
Tho Ix-st Jelly bag Is made of now flannel.
Tuko a square of limine) nud fold it to mako
11 double thrco cornel ed ploco; sew up one
side; this leaves n Inrgo opening by which to 1
put In tho fruit, nud tho Juico w ill nil 1 mi to
tliyjiolnt, tho weight of Ihofiuit presKing it
out. Do not Kpieeo tho bug. Very little
Juico ruu le gu tied in that wuy and what s
will lie ofnu Infeiior ipiality. It will .not
(wy for tho labor.
Cm rnut nud npplo Julllcs nro the eushl to
make, ns they nro surest to bo firm. Apple
Juico will help to harden Jellies that incline
to Ih thin. Much of tho Jelly in tlio mnrket
is Hindu from npplo stock with flavoring of
various kinds to Justify tho label attache. I.
A Urn. ting Tulilo Now In Htjlc.
With tho revival of French stylos In furni
ture thoro Is 11 return to tho graceful drnied
dressing table, w hich tins always been a fa
vorite, although forced Intocompnratlvodii
uso during tho long provalenco of Kastlake
and Kuglish stylos, it I too nrtistlo and
pretty to Ik ever quito abaudoiietU
him
FUKNCll UllKhhl:.n TAULK.
Tho cut icpiccntH a lianil-omo tublo ol
whlto k)1IIks1 wood, rellevctl witli panch
paiutci I with Wntteau designs 011 tho stood
ItRclf, or on china tablets. Curtains In sky
bluo pongco silk, plushette, iv Itoinau sheet
ing ciihauced wi(h bauds of imbrcldcry,
harmoni7ing with tho wood painting. Fringe
in llos silk, U-culllug tho subdued tints of
tho decoration. Looking ghus fr-.imed with
tho Kitno material as tho one ciuploy cd for
tho curtain in pink satin, covered v.ilh n
frilling of bluo imislm. Drjipery tu-'.chlng
tho cm talus.
An luexK!iislvo yet very nltrnetivo table
of this sort is within tho reach of any inge
nious jiersoti. An ordinary pino liox will
furnish thu foundation, nnd the drajieric
may bo of cietouuo or dainty Unln inusllu
over n colored lining of pink or bluo cambric
or sateen.
Spired Currant.
Spicing is a favorite way of putting up
currants. Kpiced currants aro very ntco to
servo with meats. Fivo pounds of currant,
four Kunds of brown sugar, omt pint of '
vinegar, 0110 tablcsioonful of ground cloves,
ono tablexouful of cinnamon, 0110 table
spoonful of ulUpicd (tho spices nil tied up in
a thin bay). Dissolve tho sugar in tho viue--gnr.
heut tho mixture, then ml I fruit ami
boil fifty minutes.
l'orfeellon Sponge Cake.
Tlw following ivcipo for "perfection''
sponge cr.ko Is that of a most excellent cook:
Sis cgk, ono pint of (lour, 0110 pint of sugar,
two tublespoonfuls of water. Heat tho sugar
cud yelks well together. Heat tho whites
tcpirately. Then put Iho whltei into the
rugai'ntidyi'lh, rtid ber.tr. good while. Then
stir in Iho ibut', o.-.ly enough to mix uell.
liako (piickly in n hot oven lu lotf or in
fb:ct.
lie iv Dining um l-niipt.
Tlu ivgo for diuiug (nblo bit'.ps mado o.'
faience ware iji uot dlmltiishetl, nnd iu w
designa p.re being (ircparcd for tho market
Ono of iho mod clnbornto is a l.owl shaped
body with a long neck, thodoconjUousof tho
luxly being trumpet llowcrs in solid gold,
and tlio nocl. coveted with wild roses on
bronre groundwork,
Hems for tlio Coo'...
Sf.-Ttb; nds nud peas is thu proper combi
nation, but an ect broads aro tuitablo witli to
matoes, ciulilloncr, ntparasiu or succotush.
lu broiling meat It should bo exposed to a
lear, quick lire, close enough to sear tho
sinfiico without burning, iu order to confine
nil it Juico. If cooked slowly over a ioor
lire, or reasoned before It Id cooked, it w 111
bo comparatively dry and tasteless, t
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DtmOETTE'S puMon.
nnutHioL,
"Aiiine,"lshil n illvoiiulnte, rnilgrunt
down lit iViiusylvniiln, "I wldi dot I lint mo
money enough to tnl.o to Uevmnuy Imck nl
ready," "And kiipiMiso I give jou tho
money,'' s.ild tho l.linl lienileil employer,
"Hy clilmlny, I uhliiil for Knnns dlsnflei"
noanr' IH'TIH-'I. FON
A young nun thought lenly dtow n nv
oHer, einkcd It uuil Miiuted It ut his
mother The old Imly, w itli n holloiv grcnit,
fell dead ul his fist. "(loud Inlld, mothrr,"
exeliiliued tho )onug limn, ")oti mako mo
tired (let up. this inoher has seven loads
In It," The mother pinug lightly to her
feel, "llenxcn bless jou.my Min'flioirled,
warmly, "I thought It wm empty How
could 1 think so meanly of you, who hivo
over been thoughtful mid considerate,"
it.w nit Miu m:viu iiiikd tiiia.
Mlddletlb'i Tjeiirolil boy hmt fnllen out
of n siiixnillng ehestuut tnoutid lay slumnsl,
breutlilors nnd motionless. In nln tho wtep
lug mother and liiulous ph)ticiati stroo to
lirlug bte'ithor liioxetnent baek to tho limp
and nerveless flgnm "lict mo try," sold lliu
fnther In luoUn tones. Ho bent over Jho
lad with n Imir hruOi. "Keep ten I sllll now.
Hnrrv. whllo nana brushes your Imlr," ho
snld, and In thirty seconds thnt boy lind
looked out of c cry window In the room six
times, nnd tunc he had looked out of two win
dous, up tho chimney, liehlnd Iho buie.iti
nud under the bed nt tho namo time,
A MTKIIAIIV TltKAT.
"Where were J 011 Inst night i" asked Old
Hyson with n look over his rpnctuclcs thnt
wni enough to cindlo u young iuiui's b!ol.
"At tho music hall readings, sir," nnswuicd
Vouiig Hjfon, with tho imluful eirorl o' a
man who lias written out hit Impinmptu lw
mark and committed them to memory.
"What wns (ho prograniiiiol" nked Old
Hyson. " n ovenlng with Dickens, sir," re
plied tho omh. "Tlmt is," said tho old lium
soveiely, "you had tho dickens of u night."
And tho sigh with which Young Hyson re
sKiudcd enmo Ihrough Ids novo In a long
driiwn melancholy cadence, hkti tho rush of
dry steam from niicrhenteil copjiers, and
blowtho inornlng'ii mail uliout tho desk like
leaves on 11 prulrle. Thou ho ti led to giouti,
succeeding fnlily well, and went home.
llrnoklu Kngle.
I'linllsli yiieslloniu
Knlher (whom Hobby has Induced to tako
him) Now, Hobby, I don't cpilto unilerstnnd
(his. If Iho mnii who throw tho bull fulls to
lilt tho club ufler tlireo trials, does that put
tho umpire out I
Hobby 1'n, do you lemctulier why you
lent mo to bed last night at 7 o'clock I
Father Why, it-no.
Hobby It wns fornsklng foolish quest Ions
Now York Hun.
A Hi1-mlll Snhjrct.
Metropolitan IMItor Write nu ablo url l( lo
carefully rc lowing the lopoginphy nnd (Kip
illation of Central Africa, tho danger Inci
dent to travel from men nud bensts, givo
tho lino of Htnulcy'ft prubublo mnrch and
your conclusions legmding Htanlei's jinib
ablo fate.
Assistant I don't knowuujlhiugnbout it,
"Neither does any 0110 else. It' n splendid
subject foi lino writing." Omahu Woild.
Sprung it lak.
It wns his llrst visit to the city. As he
stood on t ho curlistouo shaking his sides with
laughter ho wns accosted by one of New
Haven' finest:
"What's Iho fun, strangurl''
"Funl Cuu't you sea iti Just look how
that thing (pointing to a watering call)
leaks; why, (ho blame fool won't huvo n drop
left wlieu ho gels homo." New Haven News.
A Strong Drawing ('mil.
Luxury Loving Daughter- Oh, iniinniu,
I tlio paper say nt Fill, Fluster & Co' di ug
I store they are giving soda water frco to nil
customers.
, Fracdeal Mother How nico (hat is. Tell
your Auutio S.unli and Aunt Jane uud
grandma nnd tho girls to get their hat 011.
I We'll go around this very morning nml get
u postage stamp. Omaha Woild.
riuo Mnlr.
They were enjoying mio West Hrlghton
music.
"Flint wus Hint song culled, Denuisl' shu
i askeiL
"ileilad, Mary," 1 epliisl Dennis, "It's down
011 tho bill of fa 10 us nu nrln."
"Isthutfo, Dennis? l'alth, olid itw-nsfoiuu
enough to bo called u fiont door." Now
YoikSun.
Uteil
riiiin lUitliic.
chnuged y our
"I hear
place f
you
lo.it-illu2
"Yes; had to do it. My old place was too
liixuiiutis. A dinnei of three courses overy
day was ruining my digestive :ipianitus."
''Threo courses? Whntweie t liey t
"Napkins, ico wntcr und toothpicks."
Boston Transcript.
Where the 1'iiiilt Kented.
Ho 1 wus so moitilleil thnt you should s
mo fall from my bicycle, Miss Maude, but I
can nssureyou tho fault rested entirely on
tho bicycle.
Hho Yes, for a moment, Mr. Ueellp, and
then tho bicycle rested entirely 011 tlio fault,
-NewYoikBitn.
.1 Mun to lt Kiitletl.
Duiuley Who was Hint gentleman
touched his hat so politely to you Just
that
now,
nuracasui
Hardeasb My tailor.
Dumley (with an envious sigh) Ah, It
mutt bo a glorious experienco to lw treated in
that way by one' tailor. Tho I.'jioch.
IIoobi at tho 'fop.
Customer (to barbel) I s'ikko that iu your
profession it is rather ditlleult to achUre
Bi cut wealth?
Harbor Well, 1 dumioj If liko ullhead
work; theio's plenty 100111 ut tho top. liavo
your head saudpaiered, sir f New Y'ork
Hun.
lie Uud It Iteud).
"Oood-by, wifey; if 1 nm detained by
business and not able to como homo to din
ner I'll bend you a telegram."
Wlfo (frigidly) You needn't take that
(rouble. Here it is. 1 took it out of your
pocket u while ngo. Texas Sifting.
A Hint In Tout hen,
"Tell you what It is," ho remarked to a
friend inn confidential way, "tho Fourth of
July Is 11 great educator of tho people."
"Why sol"
"Hecauso it teaches tho young Idea how to
shoot." Now man IudceiuKut.
An Kxlemlvu Collector.
Constant Header There ui o several largo
coin collector in the United .States, Jay
Onuld Is probably th largest. -I'hil.idelpbiu
Civil.
True Knougli.
Tho man wheco head is not evenly balanced
is most particular about parting his hair ii
tho middle. Now O.-I.ttis IV-inna
NEW SPING STYLES!
JUST ARRIVED.
And now rciult for inspection nt -
John Morrison's
All tho Finest Qualities and Lat.ist Patterns in stock. I have
the finest cutter in the city and guarantee satisfaction. Cal
and see my oods
nnd work.
North Eleventh street.
121
rP
Fine Driving and Riding; Livery,
Always ready for service, day or night.
Most Popular Resort in the City.
ODEKL'S DINING HALL,
MONTI. OM
1119, 1 121 and
Meal
s j 5 ets.
Union - Pacific - Railway,.
The Overland Route.
.Shortest and Safest Route to all points in
Colorado,
Utah,
California,
Montana,
Take t he nv inland (Iyer and savooueduy to all 1'nelllc const )lnts.
TIIIJ iNION PACIFIC IS TIIIJ FKBK CHAIR CAR LINK.
ItuiiiiluK Into Union DcpnlH und couneelluitw Itli (ho fast limited train of all lines for a
IhiIiiIncunI, 1101II1 nud a iiith. Throned llekels 011 modern day couches. HiiRKiinochecko
tliroiiKh toilostluntlnii I111111 nil ilnts eimt In (ho Culled Hlntrs uud Ciinadn.
Sleeper uccointnodntloits reserved In through Pullman Palace earn from the Miss is
1 her to the Pacini' coast.
IS. 13. SLOSSON, Agent.
' THOy. I.. K1MIIAIX,
ActiliK (Icuernl .Milliliter
AMAH
HIACQUA1NTBD WITH THE OEOGnAl'HV Or THE COUNTny, WILL ODTAIN
MUOH VALUABLE IMrORMATlON riSOM A STUDY Or THIS MAP Or THE
3T c""r, YVsf vS3?W
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y.
Us central position and cIoho oonnocuon with Eaatern lines at Ohlcatro
and continuous linos at tormlnnl points, Wont, Northwest, and South
west, mako It tho truo mlcl-llnk In that trniiHConllnontal chain or Btool whlcb
unltos tbo Atlantia and Pacific. Its main linos and branchos Includo Chi
cago, Jollot, Ottawa, LaSallo, Poorla, Uoncsoo, Molina and Roclc Island, h
Illinois: Davonnort, Muscatlno, Wnahinston, FcJrtlold, Ottumwa. Oeknlooaa.
VoBt Uborty, Town City. Des Moinca, Indlauola, Wimorsot, Atlantic. Knox
yllle, Audubon, Unrlnn, Outliilo Contro und Council BIuUb, In Iowa; Gallatin.
Tronton, Camoixn. 8t. Jouoph end Kiuihuh City. In Missouri; Loavonwortli
and Atchison, in iCnnBau; Mluuoapolls and St. 1 ul. In innnosota; Wator
town nnd Sioux Fulls in Dakotn, anil mnny otbor prosporous tovvnu und cltios.
ItuleoonoroaOUOlGEOFHOuTEOtocndf.-omtho Pncltlc Coast nnd Intor
I??d.lai?v P,n.9iJt nmUlntr all trannforfl In Union dopota. Font Trains or lino.
PA)c.SRAc,I.II2.l5No,0!mt DINING CARS, mnffnlUcont PULLMAN PALACE
SL15EPINO CARS, nnd (botwoon Chln.jfo, 8t. Josoph, Atchli n and Kansas
City) restful RKULININO CHAIR CARS, soata FRtJEj tc holdoro of throiiffU
Orst-clasB tickets
THE CHICAGO, KANSAS & NEBRASKA R'Y
(GREAT ROCK ISLAT'D HOMTE'
bxtonus weak imd soutbwost from
bury, Nolson, Horton, Topoka. IIoritiBton, Hutohlnucn, Wichita, Caldwell,
und all points In Soutlnrn Nolm oUtt Intorloi- I'-nuao nnd boyond. Entlri
v. uiiiiiiuuiib - uv tviuuraiuu I'uuumil uuuiuicciuio. DOlKMy U:ll-
nolc of hoavy otocl rull Iron nnd stono brldurcB. All snfotv nnnllnncoB
lornlmprovomonta Commodious, woll-bullt HtatlonB. olority. cor
omtortnnd luxury nenurod '
THE FAWSOUiS ALBERT LEA ROUTE
Is the fnvprlto botwoon Chioaro. Rock Uland, Atchison, Kansas Cltv , and
Mlnnuupolbi nml frt Fuul Tlio t-mrL t rout 0 to ull Northern Suinnior Rcsurta.
Ita Wutertown Dnvm'li iruvoraoi tho moat produotlvo la:ic'a ot'tUccrcac
"whniitnnd dutrv bolt" of Northom lovviv, aoutfiwocturn Mlnnoaota. unci Eu3t
Cnntral Dtikotu
Tho Short Line via Sonocu .tml K-nknkoo otto:-o ounerior fcelluioa to travel
botwoon pinolnnatl, Indb.nupolid, Lutayotto. ouu Council BlutU, St.Joaoph,
AtclilBnn.Ijoitvon 'ortii, Iviuisivu Ctty, Minneapolis, Rnd St. P.uil '
I-or Tlckou, M..p.i. i oldors, or uny doslrocl l.jfonnaUon, apply to any Cou
pon Ticket OtUuo in tbo Unttod Btutou or Cumidn, or nddivus
E. ST. JOHN,
Osneral Mnnager.
ClIK'VtKJ, tl
Skinner'sStaMes
12th St., bet. Pand Q.
Calls for Halls, Parties, etc., Promptly
Made, with Stylish Rigs, Coupes
and 1 lacks.
TETjB0?I-IO3Srn3 2LS-
'.UY
Itl.Mfk
El --l
1 1 j N Street.
$..50 per week.
Oregon,
Washing 'n
Territory.
101 1 O Htrect, Lincoln, Nebraska,
i:. 1 I.OMAX, J. 8. TKHHKT8,
Ass. lieu, I'nss. ami Ticket AU Oen. I'ntw nnd Ticket Agt,
"-
Kans"a city nnd St. Josonh to Fair.
E. A. HOLDROOK.
Oea'l Tlckot ftPaw'r Agent.
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