t Tsrm-r" jw ",- yn r-.?4"vv f wtpt t -. I h i p Y MEN WRITTEN AOOUT. I What ttts Neirswiper Ray of Tliom Per sons! Oosslp. I Lord Salisbury Is an expert golf player, i M. Jules Ferry, of Prince, enjoys betnp caricatured. Boforo Pnrnoll entered politic lie nm pretty well known n n crlckoter. ' Hublnsteln will recelro 1100,000 for twonty performances In tbo United Btnte. Archduke Joseph, ol llungnry, It deeply Interested In tho success of n gypsy ,or society. M. Pcrrotln, a French n.tronotner, says lie has teen giant building canals on tlio plnnct Mir. Charles O. Inland (Hntu ilrottmnn) li nink. ins n "Dictionary of American Words ntu' Phrases." Bonntor Fnlr, desplto the reverses ho hw root with In recent years, U estimated tobavt a fortune of 100,000,000 left. The fate ICiiroiio Klnimal, tho fnniout Ion don perfumer, loft n porsonnl estate vnluod at 1100,000, nml nmilo Inquests to nil porsons who hnvo luon In hi employ for ton year Tho king of Portugal ordited In I-ondon thirty toni of flruworki nml fifty tom of mortars, nnd other pyrotechnic mnclilnery, for use nl Lisbon In the roynl reception to thoklngof Bwedon. Adrlnn C. Anton, tho fnmom Iwscbnllcan toll), I CO years old, nnd has been n ball plnycr since ho wm 10. In tho twelve years thnt ho hns lieen with tho Chicago club It has won tho championship six time. Bonntor Qimy, of Pennsylvania, never eats In n rcstnurnnt. It li notthovictimls but tho clntter thnt nnnoyi him. I.vcn tho sennto restaurant Is not secluded enough for lilm, nn J ho rati hit modest luncheon In n com mlttoo room. Matthew W. Bcdmn, nn eccentric old man who died nt Tcrro Haute, Ind., Inst week, wo burled Inn collln nhlcli for twenty dive yonr ho hnd kept In hi bedroom. Tlio mon ument over hit grnve was erected according to hli order fully thirty year ago. Admlrnl llcwctt, of tho llrltlth unvy, who wn drowned ilia other dny, wns n very suo censfut blocknda ninncr during our war. Bo were llobnrt Pathn and Cant, llurgoyuo, who commanded tho ship Cnptain, which capsized About ten yum nga Mntthow Arnold' will It otto of tho short est over put on rcoird. Ham It 1 vcrbntlm ct lltcmtlim "I h-oro everything of which I dlo poMoflMxl to my wlfo, Prances Lucy Ar Jtold." But, then, ho only toft 13,000 all told. Hcrola treatment caved tho emperor of 'Brnr.ll from dentil. Oxygon gns and hypo dertnlo lujoctlons of cnlTolue were used to proservo tho patient from syncope. On ono occasion ha took tlilrty-ono grain of caffeine la twouty-oue hour. M. Daniel Wilton docs not dnro to enter the chamber of dcputlos, but ho holdi on to hli scat for Touralne nnd ockots tho talary attached thoreto; and under the present law there U no way of gvttlug rid of him. To n Chicago reporter who wm Intervlow lng him not long ngo, Hobert lnils Btevcn on taldi "Don't ntk menuything about 'Dr. Jekyll nnd Mr Hyde,' I'm tick and tired of It Ask mo anything about my other booki, but I'vo henrtl 'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde' until It mnkct mo tick." Tho ion of Bonntor Butler, of South Cnro dlna, hat Jutt been graduated at West Point At tho foot of hit clan. But ho mny mnko n. successful ofllccr for nil thnt. l.lout. Clark, Mho wm graduated somo years ngo with the lowest avcragoorcr madont tho ncademy, wm tho only ofllccr In Ucn. Miles' last enm palgu who was mentioned In general orders. Dlshop Matthew Bltnpson, It It said, never refused to too n caller, no matter how trivial his butlueti might bo. lie nmdo tho ttudy of mon hi specialty, and to profound was hit knowlotlge of the subject that ho was eon ttantly consulted by proplo outsldo ns well ns lnsldo the church, and no ono sought his ad vlco mora eagerly than Abraham Lincoln. Potter Palmer, tho millionaire hotel keeper of Chicago, lives In nn Immense green ttono turrcted and towered cnstlo on tho lake shoro, near Lincoln park. Ills wife U called tho most beautiful w oninn In Chicago. Ho Is about 20 yours tier elder. Ho owns flvoml) Hon dollars' worth of real estate, and his big hotel Is said to bring hint In (400,000 a year. Ttonias Hardy, tlio English novelist, lives At Uax Hill, noar Dorchester, his house being perched bl,;h on a hill thnt overlooks many of the real scenes of his Wcsscjc storlos. Ho preters the quiet of tho country for literary work, but Is by no means secluded front Lon don life, for bo can reach tho metropolis by rail within four hour. ' One of tho greatest men Georgia ever pro duced, say The Baltimore American, wm Governor John Clark. Ills portrait adonis the wall of the state house, and yet perhaps soi a hundred of the present generation know anything of bis history, while hogs wallow and ohickoas scratch above his neg lected grave. A century hence who will ro aember anything of tbo local celebrities who aow strut vainly oa the ttago of, Ufol Chief Superintendent Wlllllam, of the Liv erpool detective police, recently bad bis house robbed. The rear of bis bouse Is guarded by a bloodhound, and tho thieves, probably aware of this, entered In tho front kitchen window and completely stripped the drawing room and sitting room of all tbet wm valuable, such as Jowelry, plate nnd wearing apparel, without Interrupting the sleep of tho Liverpool bead detective. 1 A Trlbuto to Dr. Mackenzie. On Ascension day, last, several hundred German workmen from Charlottenburg nnd Totsdam wcut on an excursion to tho Gmuo vald. No open nlr meeting U allowed -tvlthln twenty miles of Berlin, but thero is a lnko In tbo Qrunowald, and tho workmen put out In a flotilla of boats, nnd tho following resolu tion wm put nnd unanimously carried i "To Dr. Morcll Mackenzie, Scbtoss Chnrlottcn burg! Tho German Frelslnnigo workmen of Cbarlottcuburg and Potsdam, assontblcd on an excursion to tho Qrunowald, thank you or tho loving devotion nnd lldolity which you maintain by the sick bod of tho cm-oror. wo assure you that tbo valuo of yourscrvicc In tho eyes of every bravo aud honorable German cannot bo dlmtnlthod byanytbamo kss persecution." (Signed), eta, etc. This resolution wm forthwith telegraphed to tho castle. Dr. Mackenzie prluss It highly. New York Tribune. A ttcautlful Anaglyph FouiuL From Athens, Greece, comes tbo Informa tion that Gen. Epbor bos iraunced upon the Most lovely anaglyph heretofore discovered in Greece. It consltts of oeven pieces, two of which were found In a box in a yard. The other five were ttowod away In n bouse. The workmanship U of exquisite lieanty, and ovl 4eutly belongs In the rourtb or Fifth century lieforo Christ Tbo anaglyph Is nearly seven feet In height and represents two women greeting one another. Hoar them Is a aiau wearing a beard and behind tho group tend a llttlo girl, probably a slave. Not 'withstanding vigorous protests on tho part of the owner of the anaglyph, Gon. Epbor car ried It oft and dcpoclted It In tho National museum. Cblcaco Herald. Gent. Miprnmn nnd fitierlitun. When you hear of tho Impending death of o.iy ptTsott, especially of n clbrlty, your mind recurs nl ouco to tho tnl tluta you saw hint. Therefore, tho writer IhliAs, of Oen. Blicrldin is ho appeared at n small social gathering In l-'lflli nvuuuo ono ovenlng hist winter It nt In urt an nMoinblnge of Ohio men, with toino connection or other with the formation of tho Ohio club, with which Ucn. Sheridan and other sons of Ohio were luterextrd. Of courv Bhermnn nnd Bherldnu wvvo Hit lloui of tho night, and they ncto ndmlivd nnd cttpl n givnt deal by the Indies, tni:lnlly by n half tlocn RlrU from Madam HimiI's schcxil ho lustltutlo.; from which Hove Llluibcth Cleveland has Jutt retired ns nn Instruct re. Bhermnn Is famous for klwlng glrli at every proper op iKirtuntty, anil, although there mny hnto ieen soiuo exaggerated it ccouuts of his doings In thnt line, It It n fncl th'it hli fatherly klvw aro apt to be lMHtoneil tiion good prov ocntlon. Tho school girl did not dissoluble tholr Interest In tho two warrior, but gated on them nftor tho manner of tho ait little maidens at Urosvonor In "Pntleiice," Bhvr man boro It with ndnmantlno fortitude, mid oven soemetl to enjoy It, but Bherldin seemed dllTerout nnd rnthor III nt onto under the ordeal of ndiilntlon. After n whllu n matron proentetl her dntighter to Bhermnn. Ho took her baud and said, "1 mi) tcry glad to know you." "Oh, tbo gladness Is nil on tho part of my dnughtor, I nm in ro," said the olTuilvo dniiio. "Now, general, If you would give her ono of thoso colcbrnted klfM-t" Bhermnn needed no further Invitation, lie klucd tho not iiuwllllng gli I w 1 1 It n loud tmnck on tho cheek. Thero wns koino laugh ter nml well brvl oxclamntlons at this, and Bhermnn turned to Bhcridun, Introducing tho very pretty recipient of his kiss. "Now, Gen. Blierldnn," snld n gcutloinnn, "yon surely won't let Bhcrmnii get nn ud mi tagoof you." Bhciidatt had to kiss tho girl or run Thero wns no nlterimtlva Bho stood do uiurely it-ady for the contncU . He reddened visibly, nnd then, Instead of kissing tho girl on tho cheek as Bhurumu had done, he lifted her liana to liu lips it wns something or n dlvippoliitment to tho tiectiitors, If not to tho girl, but It was dignllled mid liaiultoma Now York Bun. Tlio I to) ill I'limlly of Spain. Tho queen rcKcnt nml tho Imhy king of Hpalnnnd tho two llttlo girls hnvo been to tho front recontly ns topics of interest In tho world of Journalism. They were charmingly received nt Barcelona becnuvi Christina, whon put upon her mettle by l'rovldouco. surmounted her trials nobly nnd hns douu nil that sho should have dono In n situation of the greatest diniculty, Btrength has been mnulfofctcd In her wcnknovi. Although Bar celona Is tho most republican city in HjxiIii, its iKipulrttlon could not lie Insoiullilo to tho compliment paid It by tho regent In coming there with her three children. As n family group sho nnd tho baby king in her nmn and tho two InfnntM beside her were inoit touch lng. Sho Is not pretty. But sho has n stately manner on statu occasions, nnd goes well through all that is ivqulnxl ot her ut u great public ceremonial. Though gcnorully of n cold manner, her emotions on this occiulon warmed her up. Her heart ovcrllowvd with thnnkftiluoKH. It "as the second birthday of the baby king. How she must luivo felt when sho found joy and festivity rolgulug In Barcelona, mid tho fullest recognition from tho copto nml the potters who had come to the exhibition, of virtues sho has dovolopcd. 1 saw her hero, u raw girl, going, not many years ngo, to Spain to bo married, and enn hardly renllzu that tho widow of King Alpbonso, who has so plctulldly borno tho discipline of korrow, gnvernwl with so much wisdom, nnd boon linn In not shedding blood In defense of her ton's crow ii, Is tho young priucess w horn I re uiomber. Foreign Cor. Now York Trlbr.no. BtutUtlrs of "Gtmritiitea Coiiipunlr." "Wo succeed 111 Getting together some In teresting statistics In our busluctd. Wo keep n record of the crccntngcs of loss to premi ums, w blch show tho average of defalcations In various classes of business. When tho ieivontngo is under .4 of 1 per cent, wo re gard the risk ns fair. In banks the percent' agolt.:i7of t per cent.; employes of tele graph companies hnvo averaged ..'35 of t er wilt, with us so far, but there Is nu Improve ment due, as t believe, to the bonding of w hole companies, and the consequent weed ing out through our investigations of tho employes with bad records and looso habits. Cashiers and bookkeepers hnvo usually been eoutldered a bad risk, but with us they hnvo shown a loss of only .H of 1 er cent., which make Cbcin a very Rood risk. "With state and municipal otucers, not withstanding tbo cry of corruption, wo have not yet met with a tingle loss. Officers of corporations nro perhaps the best risk on tho wholo, because they aro best paid nnd can af ford to bo honest. After all, that Is a groat thing. Wo find that collectors and drivers aro not an acceptable risk, for tho reason that they are so miserably paid In proportion to tho amount of money which they handle. Our loss with them wm 1.12 per cent It Isnt fair to put 115,000 or $30,000 a day Into tbo bands of a man with a wlfo and four children who Is drawing a salary of S00 a year. Wo consider that question very care fully, and wbero a man's incomo seems mani festly smaller than hi needs we dccllno to boud. In many cases our refusal on tbese grounds has shamed employers Into paying fairer wages," Now York Mall nnd Express. The Peculiarities of Statues. Tho personal peculiarities and (utsslng preferences of Boston statues, considered qulto apart from their pennanent nspoct, make a subject that the Listener mny take up when bo has nothing else to do but float about and look at things. Just at this mo ment ha can only refer to tho ovident distress which Sam Adams, ul ways so bumptiously erect on bis pedestal In Adnnis square, fools whenever It rnlnsor mows. With bis ex quisitely dressed hair, qulto uncovered and hanging In a superb qucuo down bis back, and his general nlr of recent ncqualntanco with tho Interior of a pro-rovolutlounry bund box, Mr, Adams looks very comfortablo In pleasant weather, but paJufully bareheaded and awfully wet In a rain storm; and when bo appears in winter, with his fiercely folded arms laden down with snow and an Icicle banging from either elbow, his aspect Is posi tively pathetic. Tho Listener may Just notlco In passing a personal peculiarity or another Boston statue, to wit, tbo appearance which the stony Aloxandor Humllton, In Common wealth avenue, has of dragging tho pavo nr.eut along with blm whenever the snow covers bis (mmenso trailing mantto. It wm necessary, It seems, to provide tbo statuo with a trailing mautlo in order to give additional support for the figure, in good weather Hamilton merely has thoappearanco of lean ing on his tuanllo, but when tho wholo struc ture Is covered with snow, as It often Is In winter, bo teems to bo marching along and tearing up tho sidewalk after blm m bo goes. Boston Transcript "Listener." A western editor refers to Col Robert G Ingcrsoll c- ''ths great antl-iheoUan." YOUNG FOLKS' COLUMN. RUBJECT8 sunt: TO PLEASE oun B0Y3 AND Gin IS! Tlio Hloty of Itiiu- I'llMy AkIiiiiUIk-iI w Slotilio.Vi wild u .Mont Ion of Homo of tlio C'lniriirtrrMlo IViiIiiivn of Itolh AiiIiiiiiN. Cntsnro verytlmld creitturiN In spltunf llielr "nine live'," nnd iiionU-yH, though not very cmiuigeotis, nro extivmely inischluvntM, nnd tnkodcllKht In te.tslti other nutmnls, If thoy (.in do nn with impunity. HOW I'lIdH AHTONISIIKO TIIK JIONKEV. I know n rnt Hint 11 veil In u Iioiiao where n monkey wns kept nn n iiet, nnd iillhough she wan us largo ns tho moiiI:oy nnd coulil hnvo deiiiollshcd him with her sharp teeth nnd clitw, sho lived III c(nitjint terror of hint. Ho wiih nlivnys wntcliing for mi opportunity to K)ttiiccoit licritHfiho imKK-il upthognr den, nnd she would Hnuiier for her life to get out of hli tvncli, Hut ono ilny, iw jKwr pussy wiih quietly ilo.lng on the window nlll, her ulmlilo tor mentor caught sight of her nnd spiling with ono liotind onto tlio hIII. llntJiHt ns ho wns Rtrctcliing outlils little hnnd to nmkun clutch ut her fur, putsy Mnrted tip. Thciq wns no retreat, for sho wns In tho ooiitcr of tho sill. Counigu mounted with tho occasion, nnd ivnrliiglicrM'lf up like u knugiiroo. Mlw Puts dealt Mr. Jocko such it box on the car with ' ll'lll I1IU ll.lll, OIF IIKU l.lllllllin, iiiiv, j. ii-n i her sharp claws, that clapping his band to tho side of his bend, ho ttnivd nt her wllh 0K'ii inoutli. While he was thus oIT bin gunrd, him dropiKsl down Into tho gnrdcii upd nimlo good her i-cnpo liofoiis ho ti'id time to it-cover from his nutonUhmcnt. A Itciiiurknlitn It I II f I'nn-. Tho description of it Imiiquet U Fcnrwly completo nowadays without it bill of fare. Travelers nro following tho fashion of send ing homo such mentis us htriko their fancy or seem for nny reason worthy of record, nml wo nro thus gutting n very fair knowledge of the gastronomic tastes of nil nation. Fol low lug Is u Congo bill of fare, which Ilonde, tho explorer, lwtvt-s on nvonl for tho nniiim? incut of tho curious: "Then followed guxcllo cutlets it la iNipillote; two sninll monkcyx, nerved cross legged nnd with liver siiueo on toast; hfl-wod Igumiii, which wns much mi ni I red; a dish of rousted crocodile's eggs, some slices of smoked elephant (from tho In terior); n few iigivcnhlo plates of fried lo custs, land crabs mid other crustacn; somo boiled alligator nud touio hippopotamus stenkx" Tho Mirer Uule. You know tho Golden Iltito "Do unto others ns you would thnt other Hliottld do unto you." Hero Is undo which Is part of thn Golden Rule, but which to will put by Itself, hecnuso It U of vulue, nnfl call it tho Silver Utile: "Thlnlc nnd nay nil you enn of the good qualities of others; forget nud keep sllont concerning their Ixid qualities," Did you ever think nny more of u, loy or girl 1 cnuso ho or tho fouiul fault with others If your schoolmates or playmates nro ugly or stingy orcniMi, It docs not mnko them liotter to talk or think ubout It. P-ntlicr tell nil tho good J ou can, nud try to think of some good quality. Thnt Is the Kllver Utile, snys Golden Day. llenentH St. I'lit-J's. Although It Is only n tradition thnt thn Houinus had n templo to Diana In Loudon where Bt. Paul's cathedral now stands, yet it scents clear that they used It m a burial place, or for somo sacred purpose. When tho iircMMit cathedral wns In building, many llomnii fmienvl vases nnd similar article wero found under tho surface. Alovo theso lay ninny skeletons of nncietit Britons; nbovo thifo ngaln wero tho cofllns nud graves of tho Baxous. Italian rrnstiuts. A hnndsomo and plcturesiiio raco tbo Ital ians have Ikxmi from immemorial times, with the impretM of n mighty ancestry, n genial cllmnto and of lovely surroundings in nrt nnd nature upon them. Expressive featurvs, glittering eyes, dark hair, nud swarthy com plexions n combination peculiarly attractive ton northern eye aro to bo found every where nud among all classes, but perhaps mora frequently in central mid southern Italy than lu tho plains of Lombanly. ITALIAN' PEASANT BOY. All these characteristics appear to the best advantage in loth wsw whtlo young, grown up women losing their bloom ntnnenrlv- age, and men withering npaco under the influence ot tho climate, hard work, nnd their own fiery 'Missions, lleally hnndsomo faces, w Ith regular, lineaments, aro .tho prerogative of girls and boys, and especially nmong tio latter clinrmlii;.' specimens of humanity nro met with, models for chcnibsns well as for picturesque ragnmutlliu. Tho great imlntcrs of tho Italian renaissance loved to depict tho hnndsomo pages, who nt that time wero an indlspeiiftnblo nppendago to tho households of the nobles. Artists of tho modem Italian school havo rovived tho tradition by selecting casaiit boys nud girls of tho present day for their models. In tho cut is represented ono of tho merry, ragged urchins to Ixi met now In Italian towns ou market days, and tho vil lages swarm with them. Their dilapidated nttlro does not interfcro In tho least with their high spirits and boisterous play nud impish mlscliier. Arrant mm persistent beggars a plaguo to tourists as they nro one cannot lieln admiring their handsome faces, their cubtle agility uud natural grace. vS---s-sv Sinn Net r.-ullj Dlitnrl-cl. I OJtco knew n mnn whoso name wns Com fort Israel Black. Ho .tm an oxnet conn terpnrt of hli tin mo. It was not to much his oddity that puzzled mo, but how His parent knoi Jnit what to nninc him. Thoy ccr taluly did not, unions on general principles, sollmi I hnvo boeii driven to the conviction that n gloat many fiecullnrltlef are the result of the nnmes given to children. What o-jght Comfoit Israel Blnck to hnvo beeul Blnck enough, to Insure, easy, unrulllod, slow, do dellbcrnto, never qulto up to lime, iinambl tlout but ho should bo pious, comforting, geutlo nud goody good. All this ho was. He was too slack to halloo when In Imminent Inngcrof drowning, nnd tho result m ho was only rescued hynccldent, "Boys," ho said, "I think innyl-o tho wntorlstoo too deep, nnd I guess" nnd then n gtirglo, and down ho wont. Borne of us dragged lilm out and tlipKd the II fo Into lilm JuU In time. A hoiiM being on tire. Comfort wns tent to route tho neighbors. Ho wont to one door, rapped, ami waited u rcnsonnblo tlmo; rapped again, nnd In half an hour roused them. Ho thon bognnt "I nm sorry totroublo you nt this tlmo of night, but Mr. Bristol's houto Is ou lira" What shall) no do with such fellows! They wenvo Into tho wnrp of society as looso ' yarn, mid death has no trotiblo In pulling 1 them out. They generally die of Inanition. Huttbo chann of them Is thero Is no such I thing ns friction In their makeup. They can not Iw provoked cannot Iw Irritated. We nro n nervous raco, getting more nervous. I hut tho Comfort Israels look up surprised I and wonder nt tho osslblllty of an Insult disturbing you. M. Mnurlce, 11. D. nlplitlii-rlu Cnustit from ttuhlills. Two children of M. J Ilogers, of Toronto, ucro during tho Inst winter stricken with malignant diphtheria. Ono succumbed to tht dread disease, nnd tho other, nftor tho most skillful nud careful treatment, recov ered. Mr. Rogers had at tho time on his ! premises a largo number of Kngllsh rabbits. I When the disease broho out In the household they ono by ono by got sick nud died. Tho owner never dreamed of tho animals being aircctcd by tho miiio dlsenso from which M children were sufTcrlng, nud ho nns In s much trotiblo that ho did not dovoto tlmo to luvi-stlgnto tho cauo of their death, llut ..itv. njniu . VltU I..SI. IHUUliO ttlLI . uli.ll bililA ft fl g tncf nl.lilta Hb.1 "IIm ilogers nmdo nn examination, nnd on open lng their mouths found their throats soro, the toncuo thickly furred nnd tho roofs covered with the Miuo membrnno us that In the mo'iths of tho children who hud bu (Tcn.il with diphtheria. Ho mentioned tho fact to Dr. Tyrill, who was attending tho children nt the time, nnd the physician, on looking Into tho enso mid examining tho rabbits, nf firmed thnt they had dltd of diphtheria. Toronto Globo. A Crltlml Surclrol Opcrntlnu. Dr. P.nist Flelschl, professor of physiol ogy In tbo University of Vionnn, who wns ono of tho Austrian commissioners nt the Philadelphia exhibition, recently submitted to ono of tho most curious surgical opera tions on record. In consequence of blood poisoning from n dissection, ho had been for years nsullcror from excruciating neimilglc pains, uccoinpniilod by swellings. Tho emi nent surgeon, ProK or Billroth, hnd failed to give ponnnneii: iof by repeated opera tions, mid (Vinlly g, f r up tho case. Ilcccntly Blllroth's assistant Dr. Gersuny, calldl his nttentlon to n similar caso on record lu which n euro bad been uchlovod by n resection of tho diseased ncrvo nnd tho substitution of tho corresponding uervo of n rabbit Pro feiwor Billroth urged Dr. I'lclschl to nssent to u liko oeration, which Dr. Gersuny performed with completo success. Bostou Transcript. rrngress. ti tit Dark Continent. Nows from Stanley locates hint near Lake Mvntan nnd nil right But thonctunlknowl odgo of his movements Is nearly six mouths old. Blow and unsatisfactory as this is, one lmouly to compare n recent mnp of Africa with ono published thirty years ngo to se how amazing has been tho opening of tho dark continent. Wo now havo a fairly no- curate topographical knowledge of three- land." fourth. of wlutt was then "unknown That It is a rich, fertile, well watered coat! uent vtm know with no tnoro Irreclaimable desert than nny of tho other continents. It Is not a too sangutuo forecast that s?os Africa, 100 yenrs from now, belted with mil roads nnd telephones, and tho home of high clvlllmtlon. Wo shall probably soon hear from Stanley ns nil right, and communica tion established with Hmln Boy. Globe ifemocrat BtitMtltuto for a N'urrst A Bangor young woman ono Saturday evening went Intoa book store and Mkcd tho clerk, whom slio know well, to pick her out n good novel to read next day. Tbo novel wm selected, ami tlio clork deftly substituted for It n Now Testament, tnado a neat package and thought thnt bo bad played a good joke on tho glrL On Monday morning ho heard from tbo joke. Tbo young woman entered tbo store very white in tho faco and banged tho Testament down on tie counter. "I'd have thrown that in the fire," sho said, "if thero had been any way la which I could have made you pay for it I'll nover buy n cent's worth of you again, so thero. Give mo the book I bought on Saturday," aud then sho flounced out Now York Sun. Science Imposed Upon. On All Fools' day a Now Orleans nowspa per printed n detailed and Interesting no count of a rcmarkablo pocket telcphono that had been Invented by a young oloctrlclan In thnt city. Tlio nrtlclo, nlthough written en tirely as a joke, found Its way m a serious matter In tho columns of soveral highly ro spectable scientific Journals, and n number of wealthy corporations wrote to ngonts In tho city authorizing thorn to begin negotia tions for tho purchaso of tho Invoutlou. De troit Freo Pros.. An Old Prayer Hook. Ono of tbo valttnblo curiosities which Min ister Anderson brought with him from Den mark on lib return to this country la nn old Danish prayer book that was beautifully printed by band long before tho days of Gutcnburg. Tho vellum pages nro hand somely Illuminated by gold aud colors nnd a number of excollout Illustrations adorn It Tho book is supposed to date from tho Four teenth century. Brooklyn Eagle, Stent Justice In England. English magistrates have sent to jail for thirteen days an old man who wm convicted of having trundled on empty barrel along a gravel footpath of a country road where ha would havo Interfered with foot passengers if thero bad boon any nnywboro about to be Interfered with, which tho evidence showed thero were not The regular roadway bod ust been laid with broken rock. Chicago Ierald. A Ilaro Slcht. A ram avis, in tho sbapo of nn Intoxicated Chinaman, wm seen on Broadway tho other Sunday night Ho stalked along, singing a Chinese song at tho top of his lungs. A fow feet ahead of lilm wm a companion, who looked ashamed at his countryman's conduct New York Evening World. A HEALTH SEEKErL Ifa Coiirlnilril, tlotrevur, Thnt Connectlcnl Wus Oood UiioiibIi tnt Stint. At n certain fnr wvi railroad station wo got Into conversation with n man who wns sitting on tho depot platform waiting for tho train. "I camo out to this country n fow days ngo," ho s.ild nftor talking somo tlmo, "for my health, but 1 mn going back to Connect! cut on tho next train." "Doesn't tho cllmato agree with yottf asked Briar. "Yea, I think tho cllmnto would ngreo with mo nil right, but tho pcoplo don't Incut up hero n fow miles. A friend of mlno had spent n summer near thero on Big Noso George's ranch, nnd ho recommended tho place to mo. "I simply went thero for my health, In tending to iKwnl during tho fall and return homo lieforo cold weather. As 1 got ofT tho train when it nrrlved I noticed qulto a crowd of men on tho platform, nil wearing big flnt bats nnd spurs nnd walking very Iww legged. I stnrtcd down tho steps townnl tho hotel when ono of them approached mo con fidentially nnd said: 'Bo you goln' to open a bank, partner!' 'A whatr I asked. 'A bank,' ho said 'Why, no,' said I, 'what inr.do you think I was going to cngago In tbo banking buslncssf 'Oh, I thought you looked n llttlo thnt wny,' ho replied. 'Mo V tho bojs 'lowed you had your outfit nil exeep' tho tables In your grip tho Ikjtcs, nn' l.eerds, nn' chins, nn' layout irpnerallv.' 'You nro mistaken,' 1 replied, n itood deal ' bewildered, and went on over to tho hotel. Whllo I wns registering tho clerk leaned over nnd said: "Ooln' to deal farof 'No, sir,' I replied, light beginning to dawn on mo n llttlo. 'ICeno or hnzard, tlieup bo went on. 'Nothing of thoklndr 1 snld warmly. 'Jess straight draw poker, I s'poHor ho continued. 'No gnmo nt all,' 1 replied. 'Alnt goln' to try to work tho lioys on nothlmblorlg, I hopol ho snld nnxioiisly, 'Thoy dropped n roll on that last week mid they nro n llttlo cross nlwut It' 'No, sir: I hnvo no gnmbling apparatus nt nil,' I said. '1 simply camo out hero for my health,' nnd I wcut mid stt down by tho door. "1 saw him looking nt mo pretty hard, and after a whllo tho crowd I had seen nt tho sta tion us well n others began to drop In nud whisper to tho cleric mid talk low nmong themselves mid look at mo. Pretty soon ono of them, who wore such n big hat that it mado him stoop shouldered, enmo over nml said: 'Stranger my mwno U Peto Doyle thoy call mo Wobfoot, but my right nnmois I'eto Doylo.' 'I nut pleased to meet you, Mr. Doyle,' I said, slinking hands with blm. Ho started n llttlenud thon said: 'I reckon you better call mo Wcbfoot I'm more onto- It I i am one of tlroclty aldermen ami checrmnti of I tho council commit too otv strnugcrs. Tlio commit too directed mo to ask. you a ques tion.' 'Go nhcod,' 1 replied. 'Wo- wanted to- ask you' nnd ho lowered Ids- voice nlmost to- n whisper 'what you hud to fatvo tho states forf 'I didn't liavo to-IeavotheeMt for anything 1 replied; 'I camo out hero for my health.' Wobfoot looked nt mo very hard nnd stnrtcd to ro- treat, when I heard somo ono behind mo say In n loud whisper: 'Ask him how fur nlicad o1 tho sheriff ho wast' Wcbfoot looked nt mo n minuto nnd said: 'I toko It thero wn'n't no sheriff T 'No,! I rcpllexL "A lot of others wero staudlng-outsldo and looking gloomy mid depressed, nnd polishing up their revolvers with their pocket handker chief. "Ono man was talking very loud nil tho tlmo-about this Idea of trying to mnko tho town a corral for tho escaped criminals from tho states being about played out I nftcr wnnl learned that ho was tho xstmnstcr. And about this tlmo tho mayor of tho town begun to walk up nnd down tho middle of tho street with n shotgun on his shoulder,. nil tho tlmo lookins: off ncross tho nrnlrlo. E heard 'blm explaining to tho probato judgo that tliero might bo moro of 'cm coming and that ho 'lowed to glvo It to 'cm 'foro they cot Into town and got a footlinld liko this rooster hail done. "Then nnother man mndo mo roll up my trousers to show that I didn't havo n striped patron underneath. Ho went out nnd told tho mayor that I probably bail time to chnngo them. Tlio mayor said ho noticed my hair had grown out somo too. "I wns now thinking of Connecticut most of tho time. And nil tho while- thoso fellow wero discussing- the- probable- amount of tlio reward for my capture. Anil nuother began to-spcculato as to whether I had tho money I had stolen nbout my iicrson or in my sachet "And nil tlio tlmo the county sheriff wns riding up and down tho sidewalks-, with his horso on tho nm, shouting: -All members of vigilance commit teo moot at Maverick houso in thirty minutest Ihrsincs of importance with small man from Connecticut f "I gnvo tho subject o good deal of careful study and concluded that Connecticut wm n pretty good ptaco after ntL I couldn't too why I should havo ever tliought my health wm poor thero. "Tho coroner dropped In nnd looked mo over, nnd I heard him promUo a doeoti dif ferent men to boo that each wm on tho in quest "About this tlmo my old friend Wcbfoot camo down tho street, dragging n long ropo behind him, with n hangmnn's nooso on tho end of it Ho looked in nnd said I wm tho man who refused to shako hands with him or call hint by bis last namo. Ho said nny roan who wm too proud to shako hands with old Wcbfoot, councilman from tbo Second ward, bad got to hang. Then ho throw tho ropo over tho limb of a tree in front of tho door so I could look off across tho prairie through tho nooso and enjoy tho scenery. "Tbo shcrltf was now nnnottnclng that tho vigilanco committee would meet in flvo minutes. I got a gleam of bono just then, when I saw tho city marshal coming, wearing his star. 1 appealed to hint for protection, but ho looked mo all over and then snld ho reckoned it was best for the civil authorities to tako tholr own courso. and ho waved his baud so m to Include every cutthroat fit j sight The proprietor of tho hotel enmo in i mid presented n bill for f 3, for occupying his I uouso two hours, aud snld l better pay bctoro tho exercises; nud 1 heard tho county judgo yclllug Hint tho tlmo wns up. "I then started out tho back door for Con necticut 1 found that tuy health was first rato for running. Whon I loft Connecticut I thought I needed a chnugo of climate, but I concluded that I still needed ono mors change. Thero's moro health in Connecticut than I over gave it credit for. Good-by." Fred II. Carruth in Now York Tribune Of riscatorUl Interest. Customer (In restaurant) What kind Of fish havo you got, waiterl Walter All kinds, everything, can glvo you what yon liko. "Well, bring mo somo fried whalo." "Er I'm very sorry about tho whales, mister, they'ro Jest out. Tho dealer dlsap- !o!utod us this morning an' only sent two.' Toxas Sittings. Makes It I'laln. Tho kcoper of a Detroit confectionery shop and restaurant is evidently determined to mako hU calling sure, as tho sign upon his vrindnv reads; "P-estaurant, lunch nud coffoo cafo.1' TRAVEL VIA THE JM It Is tlioniiiy line riiuntnif itlr.-clly tlirouuli Denver ami Halt l.nko CHy, eunnllo to San KratiFlsco and oilier California point, nml Is known ns tho "iconic Line" lo the I'nelllu const. 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