fo i 1 Button Ncwports, Oxfords, Albanis, Opera slippers. Goat Points, Wigwams FOR- Ladies Misses and Children, -A.T- Perkins Bros. 1 1 29 O Street. Mail orders receive prompt attenllon. It has NOjEqual. THE ALASKA . REFRIGERATORS. Finest anil IJest Made Ladles are invited to call and see these summer commodities and also inspect our magnificent stock of Crockery, Lamps and Art Glassware,! Call and sec our stock. Prices low and everything the very latest. S. C. Elliott Monarch of the Dailies I THE Omaha Bee! Delivered to any part of the city for 20 cents a week, every day in the year Leave sub scriptions at Lincoln bureau, I027 P street. THE ONLY LINE DIRECT TO ME II LACK II ILLS ,1A71 CENTRAL WYOMISU, 'ukadwood, jiArii) cm" , VUADUON, lil'FFALO OAF, DOUGLAS, The heart of the Cool, Oil and Mineral regions of Wyoming. Through Sleeping and Day Cars on all Trains THOUGH SLEEPING CARS. Lincoln to Chicago. Dining Cars on Thiough Trains, Dlroet Con flections ut Chicago for nil M)luts BAST A.2T1D SO"CT0?Er. Closo connection nt Missouri Valley for HI. l'aul, MIiiih'hihiIIh, tsiilrit Lake and Hiiius City. I WO. N. FOUKHMA.N'. Apfiit. IKiW. UltUM., Lincoln. M'U. W. K Fitch. J. It. IIuchan.w, O. P. and T. A. Uen't Muuagcr. ARTISTIC ; PORTRAITS. cmmomr WW MUDIOi, THE YOUNG PEOPLE. "You don't menu to nay that you under stand French, Tommy f "Oh, yes, I do. When ma and pa sjicAk French nt ten, I know I'm to have a juiwiIit". Now York Commoreial Advertiser. Johnnie Mamma, why do they call minis, tors doctors! Mother I can't toll, Johnnie. Johnnie lVrhajM It's liecunw they're tho jilllars of tho church, mamma. Yonkers Statesman, A llttlo child In 0110 of Allmny's pulillo school was rebuked tho other day for using a slang expression and oxeued herself hy ro plying. "Well, my hrothor hrought that into tho house.." Tho teacher wild. "Your brother ought to !o more careful of hlr languago." "Oh," said tho llttlo ono nioo gotlcally, "you know you ean't stop lwy.i from bringing slang Into tho house. Can your Albany Journal, A llttlo puglllstlo cousin, who erslted In running In and out, despite the fact of his having a heavy cold, was reproved by me. I said: "The llmt thing you know you'll Im taken out to tho cemetery." "1 don't caro," ho replied, with tho utmost nonchalance; "I would like nilde, and, anyway," ho added, "I could lloupiu heaven." A llttlo play, mate Raid, eagerly: "Oh, my two brothers Is up there!" "They are, uro thoyr" my cousin said, llerecly; "well, you Just wait till I get there, and I'll smash their nosol" Philadelphia Record. Philip, 7 years old, Is proud of his stand' lug at school. "Well," said his uncle, who had hoard tho boy sjK'ak rather delightfully about his school triumphs, "what is your relative rank in your elassP "I 1 don't know what you mean, uncle." "Why, I mean whero do you stand in your classes!" "Oh! In tho reading elass I stand on tho crack just in front of the big dok, and in tho 'rlthmetlo class I don't stand nt all, 'cos wo just sit on the recitation benehl" Youth' Companion. Appropriate. A Now York merchant, who does an ex tensive business In Cuba, hail Ih-cii entertain ing n wealthy citien of Havana for several days. On n recent Huiiday thu Cuban and his wife wen to sail for home. At tho last moment, tho merchant thought it would ho tho proper thing to send soino llimorn to hit departing friends on lxiunl tho ship. Mo ho hastily dispatched an ollleo loy to a florist's, to purchase wane Doners. "(Jet about f&1 worth, uud I will lcuo tho selection to you," were his Instructions to the lioy, after telling why ho wanted the Doners. He then accom panied Ills f i lend to the steamer, and Just as "nil ashore" urn crltsl, tho ollleo boy rushed up the gangplank carrying tw o broken col umns ono Ik)co tho inscription: "Womourn jour loss," and the other, "Cone to auothei shore." Tho Argonaut. l'rolinlly. "Papa, what Is patrimony t" "It Is what is inherited from a father, my dear." "Oh and then is matrimony something Inherited from tho mother!"' Life. Pair I'lay. A colored woman entered a prominent dry goods store a lew days since, and wanted to look at Mime work baskets Tho clerk, a young man, showed her several, and shu se lected n small one, which sbo thought was woilli about a ipiarier. "Wnip this up for me," said she "Oh, that's all right," wild tho clerk, "you just imagine that it Is wrapped up." "All l ighl," sho answered, as ho picked up tho basket and started from tho storo. "Hut you forgot to pay me," said tho clerk. "Oh, that's all right," sho answered, "just imagino Po paid you." Tho laughter of tho proprietor and several clerks who had overheard tho conversation so embarrassed tho young man that ho per mitted tho womun to walk olf without pay ing for the basket. Washington Star. 'aci'il With n I.,uimtle. First linker Just opening I see. I bupjiose you will Join tho bakers' trur. Second Haker I huvo no uso for a trust, lr. "Ah, hal I thoucht so. You intend to cuTsns in prices. We'll Juit show you, sir, that" "I have no Intention of cutting under In prices. I shall charge tho full market rates, whatever they are." "Ehi" "I expect, sir, to gain custom by tho supe rior excellence of my bread." First Haker (springing for the door and dashing Into the street) Heaven preserve us! What an escape! Ho's mad, mad as u March hare I Omaha World. iliipuiimo Art. A magazine writer says that Japane&o art is declining. Any one who lias seen tho aver ago Japanese oil pnlntlng will not bo sur prised. A long haired and wild looking feinalo, fearfully and wonderfully made, jumping a half mile Into space and grabbing a mud hen by the oil hind leg, appears to be the favorite motif iu Japanese art. Norris town Herald. Where .tile. Shoe I'liirliei. "You ought not to havo punished tho boy so severely," he said reprovingly to the woman. "Tho dog bolongs to a neighbor, and, besldos, tying a kettle to a dog's toil is not such a wicked thing for a Iwy to do." "The kottlo belong to me," said the woman, still mad. New York Hun. i ThU I Too Much. "Wo havo heard a greut deal about the reckless extravagunce of the far west," says Tho Chicago Times, "but wo cannot go quite bo far as to Iwlleve the yarn that there Is a hotel in Ueadwood where they change the napkins every time they change proprie tors." frightened oir. Wife 1 urn mire, John, that burglnm at tempted to enter tho houtc hint night. Husband -You don't pay so' What do you H'iKMt flightenedthem off I Wifo-1 think it must liuvohocn your snor ing Uxh, lie Walkrd Hark. "Murph) , inoight o ax ye whuddor It's lialheral er artitlcful fur er. to loilat bow legg.slf "Artfth-ial, Mo Ike; ol rode up in a b'loon wan ti-iiu't u u' wulkod Uick." llarjmr's Hi wur WHAT SHALL WE WEAR? NEW FASHIONS IN DRESS DESCRIBED AND ILLUSTRATED. l'leatlng limine! of I'uncjr Rtr , ml Stunllrs and MantetcM, Thnt lleprenent I.rHillnB Mytes In Until I'arls nnd New York. Recent ononlnRj In Now York city havo proven that In the matter of spring wraps, as well as gowns and bonnets, ladlos may ex erclso their own Individual tasto largely In making selection. Tho variety of shapes and styles Is w Ide, and Includes tho smallest of inautolots and shoulder cao, full mantles, long wraps, and jackets and coats of many descriptions. BrntNO MAirrr.Ks asd honnhts. Mantles In which laco plays a conspicuous part are very elTectlvo uud dressy. In tho cut are represented two Paris models. Ono, strictly speaking, is a mantelet. It Is of striped molro with laco, Jet and ribbon trimmings. Attention Is also called to the graceful llttlo bonnet that Is worn with this mantelet. It is ot fancy brown straw, mid Is trimmed with brown and green ribbons and has a green velvet front. Tho remaining ilgure In the cut Is a velvet inniitlo, with hrolelles of Chantllly laco, graduated jet fringes anil ribbons. Tho long scarf ends are of line lace. The bonnet asso ciated with this mantle Is a fancy straw, with roses In front, absiutho ribbon and tullo strings. Now York I'lmhloii for Men. Tho following nro, according to Hosier's Hazar, correct styles for mom Shirt bosoms for day wear are made perfectly plain, as thoy aro well covered, Dress shirts havo lino linen or replied pique bosoms, embroidered all over with tiny dots, or forget mo uots, or very small figures, or else ono or two lines or slender vines of thu not-dle work are down the middle Soino plaited bosoms nro again soon, and a lino of embroidery oxtends down each plait. Percalo shirts have wldo cross strlc.s of color blue, pink or lilac but nro mostly worn with white collars, as strips do not look well In collars and aro not Incoming when placet! so near tho face. The popular collars are high bands turned over square In front, or else thoy aro straight bauds that oi)on Iu V stiapo at the throat. Cull's aro square cornered to nearly meet, with linked sleovo buttons for joining thorn. Plaids and strixs are stylish for tho largo light scarfs that aro now worn by young men all day; tho grounds nro cream white, with bars an Inch apart of vilo blue with brown, or of yellow with black, or else theroare bold cross strlics, or the merest penciled linos of Gobelin blue, wistaria, dull red, or brown on tho pure w hite surface. Palo blue neckties aro for sciul-dreas, with tiny dots, horseshoes, or linos of old roo, yellow, ollvo or brown. Tho llatly folded broad scarfs aro shown again with curved tojis, but tho pref erence is for scarfs tied by tho wearer, or for those knotted to look as if tied nt the last moment. largo w hlto designs of blocks, diamonds, dots, and zigzag streaks nro on tho dark bluo uud hrowu scarfs which many men find most becoming, esiecia!ly for morning wear. For day weddings aro China cntk scarfs of pure white, with small or largo figures, and there aro also thicker cream silk scarfs in arm uro, In diagonal, or basket weaving. Tho full dress necktlo of whlto lawn Is folded a trills wider than formerly, measuring nn Inch and a quarter in breadth. Dull black gros grain scarfs are woru in mourning. Ten Gowns. With tho present rage for tea gowns any now model Is welcome that affords novel suggestions in either the shape of the gown, Its material or the arrangement of its trim mings. AN AUTISTIC TKA OOWN. In the cut Is presented an artistic gown than can hardly fail to pleaso the moat fas tidious. It will prove most effective when made up in art shades of chuddah, cashmere and Indian silks. As will bo seen on ex amination of the cut, it U smocked at waist, neck and sleeves. Cotton Dress Fabrics. The new cottou materials aro legion In color and make, but pale pink and gray ap pear to to iu the ascendant. Stripes of all widtlis predominate. One pretty variety has alternate stripes of checked cambric, about two inches or so in width, In shades of gray, blue, red or brown, with stripe of open work white ranriu. For cool morning or easy tcimis wear, fticse would look wolL IHuoklruil it Omul Lubricant. Ill tho nlktuco of plumbago, those who are annoyed by n creaking hinge on a door may be gLnl to know that by rubbing tho end of a common lead jiencll upon the offending part it will immediately be reduced to absolute Silence, HlanUead Is oue of the best lubrica tors known. M'Tm'm 'FT m ilk A THRILLINQ EXPERIENCE. The Htory Tutil Uj an Knglneer In Nfitxitn. Yesterday The Appeal reporter found Harry Hleo, theonglnoer, In front of the post ollleo. "Back again, ohP "Yes, you liet; only ono out of a crow of eight that can crawl." "In any smash upe!" "Lflvoii." "Got hurtr "Nary time," "Many smash up down there!" "Nothln' olso. First day I hit tho road pulled out or Summit with twolvo cnttlo and nlno merchandise. Saw -Ml eoniln' up." "Fortyilx tralnsr" "No, you Idiot, No. 40 looomotlvo, east bound. I Iwgmi to squeal right away." "Squoal Iwfore you woro blip "I was sqiiLvilln' for brakes, you fool, plpln' up tho brnkeman. Yo see, my air gavo out." "I don't exactly" "Airbrakes wouldn't work, so 1 whistled for tho train men to sot 'em. 1 had a Mis souri granger for a fireman. Only Immii o:t tho road two days and ho lot go on the right." "1 don't exactly under" "Hanged oir tho machine through tho right of tho caboose and went down tho hank. I screwed my mil too qulclfi" "That Is, you cr" "Jumped tho gnnio from tho other sldo, yon crazy," "Oh, yes." "Then tho machines met and thoro was n lino old colllsh Tho merchanillso earn piled right up on tho engines, and 1 had to dodge the tnowln' machines that camo along through tho air A McCormlck reaper mid combined harvester passed right owir tho fireman's head and wont down tho bank. Ho rolled over COO feot before ho tried to stop." "Quito oxcltlng." "No, not very, till tho cnttlo cars liegan to spill. The cattlo woro all busted out of tho top of tho cars and came down like a cloud burst. There woro Durhams, Hollands and llttlo Jorsoys, all on tho wing, turnin' somer saults Iu tho nlr I had to get twhlnd a bowlder till tho tieef shower was ovor." "Hurt muclif" "Now, was on deck noxt day. Hadn't tlmo to attend tho funeral of tho brakemnn. Noxt accident was near Colfax. Struck another train comiu' up 1 saw tho business comlli', corked her right there.'' "1 don't exactly un" "Plugged Vr. that Is, 1 Jammed tho throt tle over tho other side and scrowed my nut again. I lit on a plue tree all Iu good shape when tho engines came together, and thoy lolled sixty feet down tho bank, whore thoy lloyet. Just think of tho work I've had; nine collisions In fourteen days and I In every ono of 'em Pin tho only of 'lovon that can sunka" "That can whatr "That can crawl, that nln't dead. You know I don't fool shaky any moro. Got sort'er used to It, Hut you'd laugh to see thu way ono engine Is mixed up with soino agri cultural machinery An insector wont out to hunt tho cngfno, and when lie found It couldn't tell whether It was a locomotlvo or mcwln' machine. "Carson (Nuv.) Appeal. IlitriivHKiint. Tho story of tho Cope Cod youth who spoilt n woek In finding ton cents on tho street in Hostcn has brought tho Listener another story of a Ciqio Cod boy who must havo been u relative of that ono. Ho happened to be visiting In Hostou, u good while ago, on tho Fourth of July, and treat out on tho Common to sco tho sights Ho returned In an hour or two looking rather rucfuL "What's tho matter, Sllasf" lie was asked "Gosh, all liomlocksl" he exclulmed; "this Is the most extravagant place I ever sco." "What has happoucdr' "Wal, you know Hint quarter of a dollar you give mo this morning t" "Yes. Weill" "Spent It, by hokoy, nil but twonty-three ceutH, slap dash for molasses cakes. " Uoston Transcript. Ornithology. A Georgia pajier nniusca Its renders by a story about tho domestic habits of the owl family, it says that iu tho early spring the old hon owl lays an egg nud Immediately sets on it till it Is hutched, and then hovers the llttlo follow till It become full Hedged. When this is donu sho lays another egg, and tho young owlet assumes the maternal ro 8Kinsiblllty to hatch out that egg and roar the younger owl. Hy that time tho owlot number ono Is nblo to fly away, aud number two takes his placo and hatches out tho next egg. This operation continues us long as the season lasts. Chicago Hornld. KnnllKll, Knnuch. Recently at a woman's rights meeting in London there was a particularly rigorous speaker, who waved hor long arms like the sails of a windmill, aud soldi "If tho women of the country were to rise up in thoir thou sands and march to tho polls, I should Uko to know what there Is on earth that could stop thorn I" And In the momentary silence which followed this peroration a small vole remarked, "A mouse I" New York Sun. Funny If True. At a Hall Game, He (oxcitedly) By Jove, did you see that left fielder catch that flyf She (petulantly) Of course I dldnt I don't see how you can see a fly so far away, when it is all I can do to see the balk What do they do with the poor llttlo flies anyway, John, when they catch themf Washinrtoa Critic, lo the Park. Mr. Darringer (who has a weakness for pretty nurse girl) What a pretty baby (snapping bis Angers at the baby and boldly eyelug.ths'glrl), and such an elegant car riage! Whose baby Is itl Pretty Nurse It Is yours, sir, Mrs. Dar ringer engaged me this morning. Detroit Free Press. Animosity After Death. Reporter (to assistant editor) Can yoa chip in something toward burying the proof reader! He died without a cent. Assistant Editor llow much do you want me to give I "One dollar." "Well, there are 13; bury him one dollar1 worth deeper," Life. Why II Obeys. Teacher The object of this lessen is to in culcate obedience. Do you know what "obey" means I Apt Pupil Yes, ma'am; I obey my father. Teacher Yes, that's right. Now tell ras why you oboy your father. Apt Pupil 'Cause he's blgger'n inel Tld Blta. Honor Always i:y. First Crook ion the road) Hello, Jake, how do dot Where ycr goln'r Becoml Crook Pvo been ordered out ot Omaha r.nd am goto to Kansas City, Wber you boon! "Pvo lioeii ordered out of Kansas City au' am goln to Omaha. "Omaha World. MILLER'S Special attention is paid to IDRESSGOODS Stock Lam'c. Assortment Complete. All the New Shades. All the New Fabrics. J. E. MILLER'S 145 South Tenth Street. ANOTHER BIG LOT OF SILKS Just opened lobe sold at 49c. a yard. ASHBY & MILLSPAUGH. Double Store Under Opera House. FOR THE SPRING TRADE SILK MADRAS $ CHENILLE CURTAINS - With Sash Curtains to match. The Nobbiest Line of Curtains of all kinds In both American and Foreign Textures. CURTAIN POLES AND RINGS In the Latest Novelties of Wood and Metal. Prices Rock Ilottom. A. M.. Davis & Sorj. IT'S THE BEST MADE. The Pennsylvania Lawn Mower. This is the only mower made that will cut high grass. Guar anteed to give satisfaction. Call and see it. ZEHRUNG & HENKLE, Full line of Door and Window Screens, Cutlery, etc. -KTl JLJttJlD REFRIGERATORS Antique Finish. Ventilated I BEST Arranged HliST Satisfaction. 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