CAPITAL CITY COURIER Vol. 3. No. HI Lincoln, NicnisAaicA, Saturday. May fi, 1888 Fmcic Fivw OifiN'ra AN OBSERVERS THOUGHTS. COMMENTS AND OPINIONS IN TYPE. Wlint He Hern, II rum, Think und Im agine. FKINU having cnmo In nil Its grandeur, (( tho season of driving ih also ushered in III and although tlie drives In tho lintne- ''l dluto vicinity of tho business center is not ns good as It might bo, yet tho drives in thosubuilis nro very fulr nnil with u littlo carocnu bo nmdo very enjoy nblo. Tho lawns and luntl-'cnjio in general on either side, of tho thoroughfares nro licglulng to show tho hnndi- work of skillful artists, and ninny nro thecx- ipiislto IkhIs of llonory loveliness that plonso tho eye. Tho drive to Heck's grov o is not a bnd one or tho ono southenst, passing Fitzogrnld's clegnnt homo nnd handsome grounds Tliero nro many nice drl es in tho city nnd surroundings without kee)lng on O street and such othur streets ns nro nt present torn ii for pnv lug. Tokondrlvo to tho country nt such n season ns tho present nnd after a hard w Inter, tho Bccno on ovcry hand will bo welcome to tho eye. Approjios, sinking of driving, it Is truly wonderful that theto hao not leen moro horses hurt nnd accidents than has thus far been chronicled. Tho manner in which tho openings in tho streets nro being left whore workmen nro relaying tho plies, is something worthy of moro caution. In many places tho holes nro left unprotected nnd oft times oven vviRiout n danger light. 1 noticed on Twelfth street Tuesday evening n vehicle go ing south and, when within aliout six feet of ono of thexo oitcniugs, a gentleman walking near by yelled out with tho information that danger was near. Tho horso w as going on an easy trot and it was w ith but stringent efforts that tho beast was stopixsl in time. There was no light left or oven a piece of tlinlxr placed across to prevent accident. Now this kind of carelessness! will never do nnd it is the duty of some ono to look uftor this work. Tho negligence will cost the city n big dtimngo lult, then, jierhnps, moro caru w ill Ihj exer cised in protecting public life and property. Tho Obscr er is in receipt of n lcautiful ball program with compliments of Mr. Jacob Mahler. Tho occasion was n closing party tendered his classes, nnd previous to general dancing a very elegant list of fancy dances by his young pupls were the attractive feature. I notice among these dances that tho gallant professor had n number of new dances, of his own origin. Little Rosalind Mahler danced ono of Mr. Mahler's produc tions known as "The Cupid Dash," nud other littlo tots gincefully danced the "Mexican," "Psyche," "Bullet Hjlvin," "Dance of Na tions," etc. Judging from tho account of the party given in tho Ht. Louis jupers the affair must havobecun prominent social event. Tho Ob server is pleased to hear that tho pnst hat lieen Mr. Mahler's most successful season he has over had iuHt. Iouls, and it is with pleas uro that I extend him tho hand of welcome hero hoping lie ma) have tho same to say of Lincoln when ho departs. An Unfortunate Verdict. &GQ. "Slntlncod for loifo, d'yer say? Arrah thin, if tho judg9 had his eyes about him t might ha' seen that Dlnnis was that dllln that ho'd nlvor livo to sarvo out n Imfo si th :e, oven If it was on'y for tlir o je u ,1" Life. A Popular Ilent'st. Of tho seveiul dentists that have located In Lincoln duilug the past two jturs, few buvo found better fa or among their piactico than Dr. D. 1. Powers, who lias locvntly moved from tho apai tments over Elliott's store Into a suite in tho handsome now Dm r block, oc cupying Nos. tW, 07 and (W, on third lloor nt your ) ight ns j on len o tho elevator. Tho doctor came to Lincoln about two yeais ngo nnd although mner having inndoii blow about w lint he woulil or could do, has sub utantlnlly built up n largo and valuable run of custom, niiiong his patrons being some of our most piomliieut cltlens, Being thorough ly "at homo" in his calling tho iloi tor handles tho tools with an air familiar to poisons of long expel lenoe and w hen ho finishes n piece of -work, it is n standing ndveitiseuient for his establishment. In fact thuio is nothing In dentistry that Dr. Poweis does not mil) understand and anything In that line fioni pulling a tooth to tho most intricate and lluest piece of wink will lie skillfully accomplished without pain and at reasonable pi ices Tho npaitmeiits hnvo been attractively fitted and furnlshisl and in the ojierntiug room every modern ap plinnco for tho comfort and convenience of patrons lias lieen added. In short all want lug flrstclnss tleutal work nnd desiring such as will stand the test of time will do well to call on tho doctor at (JO, U7 and IW Ilurr block Iu gold filling and plate work of tho n rious kinds, Dr. Powers has no suiwrlor, foi having mado t hut biniich n specialty, he l competent to do tho very best that skill can do for mortals. In crown work of ninny i kinds he shows the latest impiovcments nud ' will nlwu)H glial autee a satisfactory and at ' tiuctlyo job. ' Don't (let Cauu-lil I This spi lug with ) our blood full of Impurities, your digestion lu.pulusl, jour npotlto ioor kidneys and liver toipld, and whulo system llublo fi bo prostralod by disease but get yourwlf into good condition, and lendy foi the changing into warmer weather, b) taking Hood's Sarsupurillu, It stands tin oipiallul for pin ifylng the blood, giving mi upH'tlt', and for a geuuial spring inedii'lue. That tired feeling nud lo- of upiulitoiuo entirely overcomo by Hood's Sursuporillu. A trial l ill com luce you of its mei it, Wanted. Gentlemen und ladles to tnko position with I reliable house. (lood rtilury gunianteeii, Promotion rapid. Address A, thlsolllcc. L & ,-. LvV, JtfT BASE BALL NOTES. News AImuu Lincoln 1'lajrrn (IroiuuU In Itfiidlnms fur l'lHjIng. Morgan was too light. Ho had to go. Mooro nnd Meek nre n great buttery. 8ellel lias Improved grently over Inst J onr.s w ork. Mussoy nrrlvod this week, nnd Is in first class trim. Itehuo Is n flno player nt short. Ho covers lots of ground. Go out nnd see tho gamo this afternoon, It w ill lo n good ono. Curtyaud Long, two Philadelphia players, will arrlvo Monday. Iiook out for Lincoln this yenr. Hho has n it rattling good team. Few balls w ill get twist Casoy nt first. Hu has a tremendous reach nud is n sure catch. Toohey w ill tnko good enro of left garden this season. Eddy is looking nnd feeling tip top. Thero nro somo hord hitters in tho club. Ho out this afternoon nud seo them lino 'cm out. Tho geneinl opinion is that Sylvester is tho right man for captain. Ho handles the team to perfection. Leavenworth has n good team, nnd tho game this afternoon will bo n lively one. You wnnt to Ikj there. All the old Lincoln boj s nro doing good work in the various teams. Dos .Moines, Omaha and Kansas City nro showing up well in tho games played so far. The team work of tho Lincoln's will bo n notable feature this year. Under tho cap tnlncy of so experienced n innn us Sylvester wo may expect a gieat ball club. Tho contest in the National league prom ises to lo n ery lively one. Likewise in tho Association. Tho Cot'litKll pi edicts Boston nud Cincinnati ns the winners, but the end Is n long way oh", nud baseball is mighty uncer tain. Tho university ltoys tried conclusions with tho lenguo team Wcdiiosdny afternoon. It wnsn pretty gnmo whllo it lusted, but most too onn-sldcd to bo Interesting. Sov en innings were plu)ed with n scoroof 'JH to i In faor of tho Lincoln's. No Clmncn with (lie Small Hoy. Ono way to worship BuaShn In tho tomplo of Klotn, Japan, is to chow "prnyer pnper," nnd w lion soft throw it in tho form of n pel let nt tho god through a wiro screen. If It goes through nnd sticks on tho god tho prayer will Ikj answered; If it hits on tho screen itis no good. Tho American school boy, w ho can hit n mat Icon tho celling ovcry Umo with a paper ball would never miss having his prnyer nnsw erod in tho temple at Klotn; nor would It Iw so dllllcult to persuade him to "cngago In prner" in that country. Tho god would haoto hump himself tonnswor idltho prayers. Norristown Herald. Too Mm h tn Mimil. American (In Canada) As I was coining dlong tho street I saw Mr. Do Thief, tho great American cmltezylor, being taken to tho police station. Canadian Yes, Mr. Do Thief is ft very valuablo addition to our society ns ho spends Ills money freely, but ho must learn to obey itir laws even if ho is i Ich and generous. "Eh? "What has ho lieen doing?" "Driving fnstcrtkm a walk on Sunday." Omaha Woi id. Itenl Ilstuto Deal. Dairyman Got any dairy farms for rout? Agent No, but I have n few acres which might rlo for ono. "Grass on itP "No, nothing but clny." "Humph! Hasn't it over boon cnltivntotll" "No; it used to l n. brickyard." "Whnt is theio on it, anything nt nllP "It hnsu never falling spring." "I'll tnko it."-Onmha World. llin Prodigal 1 ntlier. "navo you strnwlssnies?'' ho asked. "Yes," said tho dealer, w ith n shudder, no lmd invested Ids all iu the mad speculation nnd two pint nnd two half pint baskets. "Go mo ono, plenso; that led lierry on top, if you will. It's my littlo gill's birthday, nnd I promised her something choice." And ho laid down n, shining piece of gold. Now York Sun. Liberal. "Whntdoyou wnntflio inquired of tho man who held the subscription hook. "Ono dollar." "And what fori"' "To bury a policeman." Tho spot t fished out a $5 bill nud handed it to tho man. "Bury five," ho said -Chicago News. Hardly it Dtimit l.uilnl. Jones Look at Biown ocr there in tin corner. Smith Yes; buried iu thought. Jones Mighty shallow grave, ain't it? Washington Critic. A .Dellc.ito Compliment, Miss Clnni Youu Mr Sampson p.ild ma such n pleasant compliment last evening, Ethel. Miss Ethel-Oh, did hot 5Ils9 Clnrn Vcs; I was complaining nbout being coiuix'lhsl to do somo shopping in that dreadful mill storm )eterday. Ho thought Iiniistlmi found it delightful hecauso It was ki.eli lino weather for ducks. He ha such n dcllcnti way of putting things. The Eloch. WKSTMIXSTKR AI1I1KY. BRIEF SKETCH OF ITS TflEASURES. The Houses of Parliament, l.iiiiilxilli l'aliiro mill WcMiiliiHtcr llrlilce. IWrllten for Titr.l'oi'litKli WAHl.lAJiK.Yr HVHAHiiis n ncntiy ))) enclosedspaco opposite the entruniv 6 "f to the liollses of iHirlliiment. with 1 St. Mnrgaivts church and West minster Abbey on tlm east. Adjoining the abUy also on tho east are the grounds and buildings of Westminster school This school, or St. Pster's college as it Is also called, is iu the dean's ) mil, near tho western entrance to tho abbey. Wo called with our letter of In troduction upon Cntioit Knrrnr, but were not fortunate In lindlng him at home. Hilton tho follow lug Sunday wo heard him at the afternoon sen Ice in St, Margaiets church, near the ubltoy, Tho school has attained a high reputation for scholarship only the brightest boys from tho preparatory schools can gain an entrance. It now contains t!(X) sceolars, admitted from 10 to II ) ears old, lit one of tho domltorles, beforo Christmas, uregieuierfoimnuceof the litin plays of Piautus, Teience, c, for which Westmin ster scliuliii hno long been noted. Tlio abby lias tieeu so iimili wiittcu upon that few things lme been left unsaid. Jeru salem chamlierou tho southwestof the abbey, has w Ituesscd many renmi kablo events. Iu ltdled Henry IV. Tlio death of tho king Is dramatically described by Shukcspcuti King Hem y "Doth nn v nuino piiitlculur liclong, Unto tho lodging whero I first dU swoon I" Warw Ick " ' l'lscidlisl Jerusalem, my noble lord." King Heniy "Laud bo to God! Even heio my life mu-itcim. It hath lecn propheslisl to no mnny yenrs, I should nut tlie, but ill Jerusalem; Which vainly I supMsisl tlie Holy LiiiiiI; But bear mo to that chumlier, them I'll lie Iu that Jerusalem shall Harry die." Tlio Wi-stminster assembl) of divines Nit hero for live ) ears nnd a half, and pioduccd tho "Assembly Catechism," and "Confession of l'nlth,"followislnflora long Intel val by tho "tommltteo for the lwisiouof tlio Scrip tures," appointed Ma)' , 1H70, which gave us tlio t ovised New Testament in May 17, IbSl, and recently comjileted tho revision of the Old Turtiiiiient. Tho JtibtUo sen Ices, In memory of Quo-m Victoi la's reign of fifty years, were held iu tho abbey. Hut on our uriiwil in 1-ondon tlie plntform nnd partitions eiecttsl temioia i ily to protect tho whittles from Injury by the crowd hail not yet lx-en lomoved und no vir-itoi-s for s vend wts'ks weie admitted. Wo took advantage of tho first opening to seo this woild fumed iibliey. It would tako vol umes to dcHviiho its tieusun-s in nrt nud tho llteiary hidory of kings, queens, bishops, statesmen, lilstoilan, pixits, tho military and naval heioes who have served to iimko bnl llautthe imgoof England'i htstoiy. Wo nttendisl the !1 p. in. ktv ices, and wcio M'aUsl I))' )ollto iisliers In one of the stalls or miws of the ciiolr the other poitlons of the Mist tsllflio allotted for seats being alread) lllltd. Tho choir itself seating NM pei-sons It wasn piivilegei ot often eiijoywl byAmer leans to listen to thostialus ot u highly ml turtsl choir iu such a place. Wo sat near the bo)s of Westminster school, their voices gave us a thrill of pleasure wo cannot soon forget. Ki oni our so it iu whatever dli ection wo turned the eyonstul upon tho splendldl) carved tombs of mouarchs or statues of tlie dead. Tho roof of tho thoir from whero we sat was over 100 feet, and its length l.V feet. Tho abbey itself is 111! feet nnd the trau-ept U feet ; tho tow er '-"i"! feet. '1 ho first abbe) was built iu 010 and iu it weie crowned King Harold and William the conquerer, and siRcessivo sov etcign to tho present day. We mr.do fteijiicnt islis to tho abbey, and wo gullied only luierfect iinpiesslons of its litei ary treasures nud tho monuments of the dead, which a close ttu ly of history only can untold. Tlio north transept is leuiarkahlo for its piuacled butti esses, its triple poich, its clus teied columns and its iom) window nluet) feet in ciiciimference. Tho Interior shows the wondeiful etrects of tho long drawn aislo audfietUsl vault. Henry Ill's portions of tho nbliey, especially tlio choir, mo consider tsl to Ik) the most x.rfcct siKt-hnens of tho linnet, early English nud K)intod st) les. The early English st) lo Is best seen iu tlie noitli tiansent nud south iiltlo of tlio nave The I crieiidiciilar, at Its ei) U'st In Henry , VIl's chapel, "a sublime moiiumint without n paiallel ot the consummate skill and genius of tlioaichitects of old." f We shall not soon foi get our first entiance to thealibo) It was tliioiigh the south tian-ept, lit the ioet's coi uei. Heiewo found ouisdvcs fate to tact with the tomb of "tioollioy Cliaiaei tho futler of I liglish MH'tiy. Thui IMiuuiid Sjicnier, the author of the "Faille (Jueeii," tlio leading of which higmhsl us tin into the nights of our college (lu)s 'then tho mi inoitul bind of Stiutfoid on-Avou, tsliako sHiue! Hut it Is an old stoiy und vvefoibcai nud pus on with one lelluitiou Engiuiid is doing hei ilut) to tho heues ot tho just What mo wo us Ameiuaus doingf shall we, too, haveoui Westminster abbe) wheiushall In gutheicd tho btief memoi ials of out past, ami the foundation laid of some urcut temple. 1 vvlieieuuto tliollvmg may go mid leail u mi- I tlons giutitiido iu the tiuisiuxsl monument ot tho-K.-who have scrvnl to lit) the timudu tlons ot our gieat in i-h It seems Hint, tor the jpiesent, only nulitai) iiehleveuieuls me lvvoithy of moiuiiueuts We Isxist of om 'gieat Juiists, hut what of their monuments u few scatteusl busts may bo found in our cemeteiiusor suks, u few monuments of tho heroes of oui civil war but tho vlctoiiesof I puicouiegicutci than thoso of win. Just I now tho heioes wo worship ato "our million alios." England has envied no monument in Westminster ablK'y to any man hoi nu x ho , was licit. Ho nuiy have butehoicd his lellow jci-oatuies to achieve military gicuiut, hut not Ikciiuso ho was liih After this eino foi i iches is past we shall begin to honor our his- toi lans, poets nud men of solemn who have Isuved tomukoensy the jxith of life and to lesson tho toll of tho laisiicr Our timo has I not como for the erection of our Westminster nhliey, Wo live iu an ngo too mtiteiial, ttsi iiiulIi given to meru mono) getting. As wo passed out of tho abbey b) thelioitll dooi way, tlio "Uieat Tom of Westuiiiistei,' or intlier "Big Ben," wus striking the liom of twelve, It is iu the great clock tower ol tho house of paillituient. "Gieat Tom" has u history. It wus "Gieat Tom" that tin If I i sentinel honrd sttlko thirteen, Tho story is Hint John Ilntfleld, In tho reign of William nud Mary, was tiled and condemned by court martial for falling asleep while on duty as a sentinel iism tho tenure of Windsor Castle. Ho pleaded Innocence nnd nllegisl Hint ho hennl "Great Tom" nt midnight Mi Ike thir teen, a statcinrnt illslKllcvcd both on am ount of tho tllMatico ami the Improbability, But several iwrsons euino forward and swore that tho clock did stilke thirteen and tho man was pardoned Tho tower Is foify fcotsipitiru nnd !K0 fwt high. Tho clock never varies moro than four seconds In a day ami some du)s less than one second, The grand Victo ria tower Is 7f feet sipiuto nnd 1110 fert high, a lino view of which and the hnusis of par liameiit are seen us you puss out of tho iibliey We nro but n few steps from Westminster bridge, ono of the widest In tho woild nud which connects Westminster with limlHith iwlueo. Wo spent n delightful half day In Lumlsith palace, In the historic chnH'l, libra ry and extensive garden. It was upon the older bridge that tho lonely and unaided poet Crahbe walkisl meditating suicide, and fnim thn samo place at early moi ulng the view suggested Wurdsworth's well known sonnet' "l!arth has not nuythiiKrto show more fair; Itull would ho Im) of soul who could jiass by A sight so touching lu its majesty ; This city now doth u garment wear, The beauty of tho morning, silent, burn, Ships, towers, domes, theaters nud temples lie 0hmi unto the fields nud to tho sky, All bright und glittering iu tho smokeless nil. Never did sun moro Is'nutlfully steep, In his first splendor, valley, nsik or hill; No'er saw I, never felt a onhn so ileepl The river glide! hut its own sweet will, Dear God, the very houses seem asleep, And all that mighty heal t Is lying still." Hhimv. News for New Yorkers. Ono of tho steady JokeH of tho United States senate Is the rotund littlo senator from Missouri, George G. Vest, When ho was III Washington tlie other day ho got Into con versation with Senator Don Cameron nlxout nowspnor ihnuges in New York. "I should think this now man, Elliot V. Shep nrd, would mako n success," Mild Vest. "How so f" asked Cnmcrou. "Publishing!! verso front tho Biblo ovcry day " "I don't ipiltosco thnt," rejoined Cameron. "Well, I uvison that n nowspajier will sell well If it publishes tho novvs. Now you can't deny that tho Bihlo Is the biggest kind of now s to Now Yorkers, eh?" New York Tri bune. sllrnro Is Clolilen. They were sitting In an easy chair out on tho iorch. Ho Darling. Sho Darling. Ho Sweet. Sho Sweet. Ho Precious precious. She Precious ah, but, Ocorgo, dear, do not let us disturb tlio solemn stlllncs the wild silence of tho night witli conversation. Now York Sun. No lliiuiileil 1 here. Strange r (to butcher) Pvo Just bought out tho City hotel ami would like to boo what kort of a coiitiact I can mako with you for meats? "How are ) on going to conduct tho plaeoT' "Just alxiut a.) it always has Ikxmi con duct d" "Then I guess wo can't mako n contract, I'm not dealing in Rather findings." Ne braska Statu Journal. Chum, for 11,-Jiilrliig. In tlio Ohio valloy: Husband I see by tlio papers, dear, that tho government (Wi commission has deposited 10,000,000 )oung Ush in tho river. Wife I'm awful glad, Henry. Husband So am I, doar. Wife Well, )ou ought to lie, Henry. Do cause, may lx you won't have to lie so much ns you've been accustomed to. Washington Critic. A I'nur llioriiiiimclor. Old Mrs. Bcntly (making a call) How warm nn' com'tnhlo your house Is, Mrs. Hen dricks. I notice) our thermometer is nllers ntfoventy. lire. Hendricks Yes. Old Mrs. Beutly I wish you'd tell mo whero you buy your thermometers. Otirn hain't been nliovo sixty all winter. It Jest keeps us frcozln' tho hull time. Epoch. A Prompt Menial. Lady (to servant) Matilda, hnvo you watered tho flowers? Matilda Snowball Yes, mum, I ilono watered 'em moru'n two weeks ngo. Toxns Sittings. Tlio Wity l'olntiil Out. A )oung man from Cnledonln county writes: "Is thero nny chnuco to iiw in tho mugn7lno business?" Cci tuinly ; npply at tho , nea i est powihr mngu7ino. Burlington Free i'ress. Krrrt anil bolilirrlj. Fashionable Mother How superbly .lames, 1 tho footman, carried himself today, whllo wo wero driving. I wus cmito proud of him. rushionublo Daughter Yes. Pinker savi ho 1ms a stilf neck. Mother I -vuij ho had a stliY neck nil th Umo, T1IK TIIKATHICAIi WOULD. A WEEK'S IIEVIEW AND PnOSPECTIVC, Amusement for Nest Wirli. Wlnil Humr of the riiTiirllK nre IHiIuk, UIUNG thovist wes'k theutrlcnls at I ho l'unlio have Won unusually lively tho Gisslrlch company lllllug the hoiiso ev ery ov cuing nt popular prices. Light comedy was tho rule, and pleasant, en tciialiuueuls wero given, For next week tho only attiailloii Itookcd Is tho English actor, George M, Wood, who will apnar Iu a dram allnsl version of llobeit louls Htevenson's famous novel, "Dr. .lekyll nnd Mr. Hyde," on Tuemlay and Wisluemlay evenings, Ki'Nici: iiooimicii. C'rowihsl houses have lieen the tulo every night this week nt Kuuko's wlie.ro Eiinlco GiMiilrlch and (simpauy huvo Ihhmi pla)lng. Tho plays have all Ihsui of the light comedy order, with just a sprlnkllngof pathos to ren der them very entertaining. '1 hoy are nil from tlioieiiof Miss Gooilrlch heiself, mid show her to ho ikiswwwh! ot considerable tal ent as a playwright. As n sou Invito Miss Goodrich (S'cuples flout lank, nud with a pretty face, n plipiant stylo of manner, nud unusual versatility, sho has unassured future. Her company comprises sov end gcsKl artists, and they present a delightful entertainment. A mntliieowlll bo given lids uf tcnloou, and this evening "l'oculioutaN" will Ihj staged. Pi Ices 10, 'M and .'(0 cents. lilt. JKKVI.I, AND Mil. HVIli:. Of Mr, WimsI'h vemlon of this play, the Chlcngo Evening Journal su)s: "This adap tation Is mm h stronger dramatically and a far better piece of llteiary vroik than the version used by lMclimil Mansllold, for he has moro nearly caught the true spirit of tho novel, nud by making Mr llydu Icssicpul slvo and Dr. Jekyll more noble has avoided causing that feeling of intense hoiror which Malisllelil's play produced In thn minds of his auditors, and which nindo tho latter danger ous to persons of nervous, excitable tcmiicin- incuts. This toning down of the diameter or Mr. Hydodocs not Iu anyway detiact from tho Intel est of the ioiformauce, and ceitaiuly is truer to Stevenson's conception of tho character as leveultsl iu tho novel," Mr. Wood and company will picscntthls phsychologlciU play on Tuesday and Wcdnes day oveulugH of next week. Aiuiiiig the Nnc littles, MOIIKHN WOODMKN. . Capital City Camp No, liH) iiicItwI several no's upplli ations at its last meeting. N. W. Noble has Just cemplcitsl tho organ IkiMoii of a largo rump nt Superior, Iu this state. Ciunp No. UN) micts next Friday evening. Neighbors will please tako notice nud Is) on hand. Camp No. UK) hns reducisl its fcrs alsiut one-half for a short lime. Parties desli jngto Irani moio alxiut this oilier can do so by call ing on F. F. Hisise, one of tho supieino olll ceiH.at the Busluiss colli go, K.MIIIITHOK I'VTIIIAH, 'I lie four lodgesof tho city will givo n ball May :;0thfu the iuti n-st, of thn piano fu id Snturihi) evening about eighty Pi luces of the Grand Oi lout nut and iuitiutcsl eight caudlduteK. The lodges mil t ns follows: No. 41, Moudu) night, Nn. Ml, Tuisilay night, No. 10 Wcdms tluy night; nud No. M Thursday night. Capital City Islge No. (W met ThurKlay wi'h a largo liuuibirof its membeis prexeut Vniious subjects pel taiulng to the gooil of tho onltr and tho lodge wero divctisseil. Tlie meuibci s are iu good spirits und the lodga bids fair to be ono of tlio lui gist and finest lu the state. A. o. t. VV o assessment for May. Tho Northern Belli f Association called for assessment No. it the first of tlio month, Secretury Hooso received ten npplicatiuus yesterday from Chadroii to Ilia N. 11. A. C. E. Cudy of Chapman lodgo died Thurs day inoinlng. This, with oilier deaths this mouth, will iiiuso an amount to bo called next mouth. Tho Helett Knights will soon bo orgunizisl into tho "Army of the Select Knights." Or der No. 1 hits bei u Issuiil by -tho mustering ollleer, audit is cxH-c!td that eveiy legion will swing into Hue Iiu round ii I.lttle. "Uml YmI Slngularl'Miosaldnshostooil nt tho cashier's desk in tho restaurant and felt lu his pockets. "Ikvn robins!, I Kiip)osol" sneered tho cashier "Pcrhnps It's scol Did I chnngo my pantaloons V "Oh, of coursol" "I guess I did, nnd left nil my money in tho other pair." "Say, that's too old to go down here, mis ter! I want sixty cents'" "Yes yes, hut you seo'' "I seo a dead Uat, who'll get a good kick ing if he doesn't hand over tho cash!'' "Mercy I hut you don't tako mo for a dead lie.it, I hoKi!" "Sixty cents " "But Pvo left my money." "Sixty cents or ) ou get tho bouncol" "I'll go out nnd borrow it." "Oh, not Hand it over or tho k.ckcr will tnko charge of you!" "Iets msjI Did I chiugo my clot law I Yes, I did But" "No huts about it! I wnnt sixty cents!" "But 1 must luvo si I piss I some money in my bind seket Alt! so 1 did, nnd heroit is." And ho lldied up a great wnd, tossed tho cashier a f.Vi bill, and while waiting for his I chnngo shook hands with two Imnkers nnd drew his check for f.1,000 to settlo a rcul estate transit tlon. The cashier is still iu lied, and tho doctor su)sitisn very serious oum Detroit Freo Pi ess. 'l It' Mnu for the 1'luie. Able IMitor-Well, sir? Caller I have culled to seo If you want nny help in the political deuirtment during tlio presidential campaign. I think I can tdculirx) the vii too of ono inrt) and exagger ate the faults of the other nbout us well ns I any man living. Give me enough siwco nnd I'll iimko ) our readi rs feel like, lynchingov ery man on tlioopK)itiou ticket. "Glorious! Had much exjerlenco In jour nallsinf' "Well, no, but I wus director general of advertising in a mvnt bukiug powder wur," "Take that desk, sir "-Omaha World, THE EVENT OF THE WEEK, .Mr. A- Mri,ll,W,llrinrii' Party In tumor o! Tin tr DsiiKlitiir riorrner. Invitations Issuisl early lu the week nn-, nounclng "Mr, and Mrs, Brown, nt home, Thursday evening. In honor of Iholrdniighler Florence," icstiltod In tlio assemblage of ono of I ho most pleasant uirnhs Lincoln's young folks have over enjoyed, Tho clegnnt lnrgo residence wos nil nglovv with Illumination nnd from the parlor to the nttlu the house show oil to tho outer woild that within festivity reigned. Thn night wus iltntiuilly dark nnd dlsagieenble, but with Mr. Brown's clover foiethoiighl.aunruoleclrlo light wus placed on thn front lawn, thereby making thn ap proach to the house ami the surroundings for ipilto a littlo distance, cuiutl to n lovely moon light night. Thnniralr, nltlmuitlin'itnuiiouuccdnft such, vvnslu honor of Miss Flon lice's eighteenth lilt Utility, and reitnlnly thn invasion was n lilting testimonial to mark tho ndveut. Tlio iimrtmonts wero iMniutlfully ornnmontisl vvithsmllnx nnd Mowers, nud tho work skil fully arranged under deft hands of tho Nehrntku Floral company. Dancing was tho order of tho evening, a program of twelve numbers being duly en joyisl by all, a pnitlculorly nttrnctlve fouturo Itclng Hint n wallr. miirkivl every ntlier uiiinlsT. The musio wus very giHsl and uf fonhsl all nmple opiwiiunlty to swing lit tho fascinating lire) and ttxi exercise. Hefivslunents were served In the dining l (Sim whero tho tables wero net during tho en tire livening, nttendisl by colored walters,and guests partook of tlio dellcachs when tho In ner man desired. Miss Brown received Iter friends lu a pleas ant manner nnd ro)idly welcomed inch ono ns they m lived, nud Mr. nud Mrs, Brown were untiring In their efforts to niroid nil a delightful lime. Tliojoung hostess vrns nt tlnsl In n iK'tiutlful costiimuof canary colored China silk with mi elalMirnto overdress of ci cam ihnutllly hue nnd cicam ross, Thoso present wire Misses Suelllng, Iavvs, Stout, Icluinl, Knte nud Cora Dniurow, Mnnpiette, Hammond, Anna Fuuke, Olllo Utttn, llnthn way, Ashby, Hoost, Allon Oakley, Browuto Hitiiin, Nellie Million, Matthews and Messrs. Kingsbury, Hiiirehlnger, Henkle, Htons. Holmes, Kcolt, Gisirge nud Will McAithur, llammoud llout. Wickbnrk, Will nnd Chits. Clink, Winger, Andrews, Funko, Hnthnway, I.OU Wessel, Noithnm, l!lwurds mil I'M. WesM'l of Ouitiha. Aiithentln Information. Land lady (to nttlo iloor, back, n tiuwspapcr liiimorist) "Will you hnvo nuothor ploc of tho liver, Mr. Burr? Mr. Burr No mom, thnnk. Ijindlaily .Mr. Butr. I ms w nmrhln tbt newspapers nlsmt chcstniitfi. Pleat j tell ma what n chestnut is? Mr. Burr A chestnut, Mrs, lint j ricks, is anything that has been iccatod so. f ten that it becomes nged or stale or, llvir far 1 stance. Now York Sun. llio Correct lime. Strnngtr (to young Mr. Darwin) Will you kindly tell mo tho time, sir? Young Mr. Darwin (consulting his wntcb, a Wnterbury) Aw, Just twolve, sir. Stronger Twelve? Why, that's hours too fast. Young Mr. Dnrwln Aw, London timo, y' know, sir. Now York Sun. Tlio Mine Kiln Club. "Man is nn onreasonablo animal when you cum to flgger him down," said Brother Gardner ns tho meeting quietly opened and Tnistco Fullback flmlly got seated. "When I go to trade hosso wid a man I expect ho will pint out all do ringbones an' sxivins on his lcnst an' lefmo conceal all do ailinouta in my own. "If my nayhur hain't got sugar to lend da fnckt riles my hull fnm'ly. If I hnvn't n boo to lend him I calmly advivi him to buy ono of his own. "Wo git together nn' ngreo dnt de kentry or' gwino to do dogs on account of dishonest office holders, nn' on 'leckslisn day wo turn out nn' work html fur a rnsenlly enndydato beknso ho has promised us a fat 'plntmcnt. "Wo seo do need of a stringent law nn' wo 'leckt our best htw)ers to do legislachor to mako it Do law cotchos us w liar' do tt'ar nr' short, nn' wo go to doso same lawyers an' oder 'em n brils? to find a loop hole,) "Wu)down Bebco hu) s a hofis. Ho scrimps on do hay in order to buy mo' plug tobneker fur himself, an' lickasodohossticglnstoshoiv his ribs Hi udder BoU-o howU about do dis honesty of do farmers. "Wo sot on do fence nn' iujoy ib sunshine an' count up how many bushels of turnis orter grow while wo mo ofT llsltln'. If woar short on turnips wo excuse ourselves but blnmodo Iawd. "Wo kin reo whnr' do man nox' donh can't nitonl to keep two hired gals nn buy bis wife usoaliklii clonk, but It's nil right fur us to buy n pinner nn' put up a lightum' rod on a good drill Ij-sm wagon. "Do man w ho gits up in Jliiuary an' bowls fur spring km alius Ih found cussln' do hot weather 'bdut do middle of July "If Samuel Shin lends Pickled Smith 3 ho can't sleep nights fur fear ho wont get it liack. If do contrary ar do case, Samuel kin sleep till 0 o'clock in tho mavvniu' an' loaf all do rest of do 'day. "Lot a friend cum to us w id de toofacho ou' wo kin calmly glvo him direokshuus how to reach do Highest dentist, Ut us hnvo nn nchln' mol.ir uu' wo ox pock cbery pusson to break his luick liuntln' up somo remedy an' fetlln' sorry. Tnko us all in nil, an' wo or' a selfish, ourcusouuMo, Inconsistent lot, an' do only reason do Iiwd lots us lib on is hoknse he hain't got no pluco to bury us nil to once," rHj$0Zry' 1kffiJt ' c