II, UNION SAYINGS BANK lit South 10th Street. CAriTAi,, - - tnuoo.ooo Liability of Stockholders $400,000, IITKCKIIOUmllM . ...,,. , ,, JUHn I' I l.ur.ii.i.i' AMIIAY.MHNI). DAVID UK.MIUK nu:i) sciimidt .lOHKI'll WHITMAN (MIAH.IIA IMONI) 1. TINNKY KM IIAl.t. (l VV 1IKWKKM. M l.HMIfll (i v noi.imr.oi: .1 VV IIOWM.VN O II IMIIIMT J.I IMIIOI'1.' JOHN lU'l.AUK k k uitow.s iiKMooiu: J 1) MACKAllLAND K K II.VYDK..N I) I) MUIH O K Y.VTI-S 1IKNIIY K t.KVVW . O. M I.AMI.KIITHON jMrlHlNKUT TKO.VI.VKIIT liMKYKH nrncKii. Diwnv Uwi. Vlw President. O. II. Imiiirr. UwrtuVr Interest paid on loxIM of f.V nml upward nl tlm nlpj(ft,rti'ntnTiiiimiiii,winMiiii,ltilHjiil. annually Your mvIiirk account solicited. MONBY TO LOAN For ft Ions or short tlnio on real i-tnto or proved eoffntoriil security Honk open fnm n:!W a. in, In U:!M i, in., and on Hatunlny evening; from 0 to H ti. in. J. II. W. HAWKINS, ARCHITECT AND SUPERINTENDENT, O K onl iroinery, Hill nnd N. itissioy, i Montgomery, i nli nenr N N near lldliur coniiili'i trom April I, ItWii iIuhIhim lilook () 1. onl iron do tin I.VVlllluiwue; HcMnunint (Odolht) U i: Mon1 Itntlitriuv, J .t ImliolT, J nnd tSth. , it.) .1 D .Mnrfiirliind, g nnil t Itli. ilit John Zohniiii. I) nml lllli. do Albert VVnttln, D lict IHIi Mitt lOtli. do Win 11 IwiiimiI, KlMt Dili nnittOtli, In Kltniitlirlo,vnhnnilN. do J V. lto.il, M D, V N't Will nnil Ktli. tin I. (I M llnldwln. (1 lHt IHth nml lHlli. Hnnltnrhun building ntMllfonl. Noli, Ktrst ItnptUt church, 1 till nml k Mreels, ortn nry oluiilol ntul neolln lomli lit Wyukn cemetery, YOUNG FOLKS' COLUMN. STORY OF THE FARMER AND THE OEESC FOR LITTLE PEOPLE. Legend Hint Superstitions About tlm lnn In tlio Moon Hie .Suit Tiiln of Mollis "Too Lute" Trained fats nml Their Wonderful feul. Tlio natural nrrolwtlo power of rnts 1 pnictlcnlly unlimited, nml tlio floxllilllty of their limb nMoundtug. Tlio playful millet) of kitten nro n never falling tourco of de light ti lover nml olwcrvor of iiulmnlt. Tlioy hnvo amused moii llko Frederick tlio dronf, Voltnlro nml I'VnnUlh nml tlio incut serious iniml tuny Hint relaxation by watch I UK n kitten nt piny. mr. . :eZ: nSG Wf.9 ! I I" m ' r mi r t .n k!!!IHla' e&Lx&JSS m$&b v i-ii-s . T7 II )&p&t onvo Rloliarcta llooin il'l nml ill Bloolc. Working Classes tirnluli nl clvwn with eninlorniFnt fct totliitn nf IliM llmii i fill tlisln aB tititnnta llmlm-m now, IlKlit unci profltAble. l'onona ol llliur box pAsllr onm from M) wnl to 13.00 net Tenlnff, nml n propoi-tlonal mini by fforotlnK nil uitiir uiun iu mo uumnrMi, Attenttoo o uro now I'tmrcd tc lioine, tb I'KHKOHHINO OATH. Our ciit (Irtitomitrntcii tho well-known fnct tlmt with nklll nml pntlonco tho docility nn well n nullity of rnU rnn Ik i1ovc1okm1 to i rcmnrknlilo doRrco. Tlio tight ropo ikt foriiwiiioo Miown In tho llliintrMt l(in tookplnco not lciiK ngo In n I'ni'M rnt nhow, Tho cntn wnlkodncrowithoroiio, rnrrylng tlidrnnturnl tirov of inlco nml hlnU on their lumln and bnckn. n woll nscnrofullyitopiilniiovcrthoso ' forth wlthi ohjoctii on their wny, not onco olfrrlug to ' "Well, nro you DITS OF HUMAN NATURE. How Oglriliy VVnn Toolnl nn Grant's AppoftrniH'ii. When Ornnt wnn nppoliitml hrlgndler gen. rrnl nml onlenil to I'nlro to tnko iwiuinnml, Col, Ofilwhy wiw netliiB iu tlmt cnpnclty. Tholnttor hnd mrlvitl notlcoof tlionpK)lnt mctit fnmt tlio wnr depnrtniont, ntul wna nil vised tlmt tho now gviiiral wns on his wny BOUtll. A dny or no nflcr tho colonel vn fntel nt lilmlwk liunlly wrltltiff. Iutlio room wcro novernl olUcvra clmtttni? together In Milidiied tomit. Tho chief of tho otnlf untcrnl mid iinnounnil thonrrlvnlof Ornnt. Thocolonol nodded nnil went on writing; ovldently ho had not unilomtood tho ollleer. l'rcMcutly n limn drewnil In n plnln noldlor's bluuw, hIiiiicIi lint nml nondenorlpt trouscni Mitinton.il In, rrnmrknhlo for nothing uiiIom It win for n generoui tunnllty of dint on hU elothoH, n tttuhhy, nildlnh bcnnl, iv keen grny cyo, nml n lmlf coniuinoil clgnr clcnclictl Ikv tweon hl twlh. Tnklng n mirvoy of tho iixirtincnt nnd Ita uccupnntii ho nppronchoil tho colonel nnd wild In n (pilot vnlco: "Will you let nio lmvo i nheet of pnnerr "Helji youmclf, my tnnn," renirandod tho colonel In a Burprlwil nnd noinowlmt Indlg limit lono, n bin K'ii wrntchut on unlntcr ruptodlyj "you'll llml ono over thero on tho fnr nldo of tho tnhlo." Tho strnngcr ncntod hltuoolf unlnvltod, nnd, drawing tho pnper townrd him, wroto n fow wordu, knocked tho nnh from his clgnr mid coolly pniwil tho Hcrnwl over to tho coloncL Tlio nurprlio nnd Indlgnntlou on Oglosby' fnco deeKMiwl, hut Onnlly gnvo wny to naton iihmcnt when ho hnd iiuitonil tho words. Tlioy provwl to lw nu ordor rolioving htm from his present duty nnd ordering hint to Join his regiment over tho river. It wns tinted, "IIvmltHinrtcra, Cnlro," nnd slgncil, "U. 8. Ornnt, brigadier general, command lug, etc," CoL Oglesby row nnd wnlked nround tho Inslcnlflcnnt llcuro nerosdtho tnblo, never ro- moving his oyei from It, and flnully burst THE CURI08ITY SHOP. Grnntl Why, I thought early w miioli ns mon, llovs nnd elrla rrn Tlmt nil who too Mill tahr soiiil tliolr mlilrem, mnl tvt tho biulneiw, do main this olTcr. To such iu nro not well satlsflrd for Uio trouble ot outnt rrw Qroiinic Stinion .tc Co., 1'orUniid, Malno. c wo will nil ono dollar to tmv rmtin. mu iMirtiouiara una ouuii rree. Auareo MONEYS? inftile, Cut this ont and re to us. nnd wn wilt eond rou . Kinietlilns of EtvatTAlueand ImiHirtanen to ou. ilint will atju-l you In butlnoas wlilcb will briiiK you In mor monny rlglit away tlinn AiiytblnKvIsn in thb world Any oneenn do the work and llru ot home. KlUier ex; all nir, bomcrliliijr nfw, llwt just coin moDoy for all worktrs. Vve w III start you; capital not Horded. This Is one of Uhi Ronnlne, lmortant ehaacca of a lifetime. Those who are amblUou and cntcrprlslm will not delay. Grand outfit free Address Tnvt & Co., Augusta Malue. hurt or even touch thorn. It ought to Ito explained tlmt tho whlto inlco usexl on this occiutlou, ns well nn tho llttlo cntmrloM, hnd tiecn previously trained to sit iptlto still dur ing tho iierformmico. Tho third cnl In tho Illustration shows no quired courage in n tuunlly timid nnlmnl. Tho trnlnor holds it wire hoop with burning tow wrnpiicd nround.lt. At n given slgunl tho cat, true to her training, takes n short run mid jumps boldly through tlio blnzlng clrclo. Tho domestic cnt hnsnlwnys been credited with n Inrgo shnro of intelligence, hut there Is jiorhnps no nnlnml which so soon Iohos IU cultlvntlon. Neglect of proper feeding or attention will often cnuso thein to depend on their own rcMiurces, mid tho tnstiug of somo wild nnd living footl will tempt them to hook it ngnln, to lenvo their clvlllred homo nnd return apparently to n itnto completely wild. c XI A TTrnn "r6 ' ,inmo, and make more money I 1 1 1 1 nt work for us, than at anything (Um Id X V U "its world. Capital not needed; you are started free, ljirice eamlug sure from first start. Costly outfit and terms free. lletUr not delay. Costs you nothing to tend us your sdtlroiw iukI llndout'.ltyou are wise yot will do ontonni, II. llAU.rrTCo.,rortJai4, Jalue. GORSEITS Worth up to $3.00. Manufncturcrs Samples choice thin week 50 cents. I f 100 dozen Liullcs Alexandre Kid Gloves five hook, embroidered backs nt $1. Real yalue $1.75. t.'. I. FRIEND & SON, 9i3nd 915 O Street A Story fur Very Yiiiiui; ltriidrrs. Tho following mnuslng htoryfor very llttlo folks uppenrcd not long ngo In Ht, Nicholas: Ono dny n foolUh fnrmer started to tnko n lg of com to tho mill. As ho had strong nnns ho held tho Img so very tightly tlmt ho burst n big hole in 0110 comer of tho ling, and tho corn ticgnu to spill out. It spilled out Letter, slowly all thu wny to tho mill, but tho man did not sco it, mid ho wns much puzzled. you wcro somo ono s oniony mm was nenr ordering you out a moment ngo." Then, turulngt "Gentlemen, our chlof, Urlg. Gon. GrauU" Chicago Inter Oecan. A Story of Mr). Koeretnry I'lsli. Mrs. Fish, ns wlfoof tho sccretnry of stnto, wits ono of tho lenders in society hero. Hho was nrlstocrntlo by tmturo nnd education, but she inndo It n sncrwl duty torctur 1 every call that wos paid her, every card In her basket, tlmt hnd nnnmo nnd number on it, wiih honored In its turn. One dny her fluo conchnmn had n great illlllculty in discover ing n certain nddress given to him by Mrs. Fish They drovo up ono hticct nml down another, then they wandered tothoouteklrta of tho city mul Iwick ngnln, llunlly, In n nar row side street, In front of a dingy llttlo hhon which had dwelling over it, tho car lingo stopped. Mrs. Flsli bravely got out. It was tho street nnd number of her card. Washington cxpocU liooplo to do their duty; tho lady of tho liottso was nt her wash tub In n Iwck room. Hut they s.y that Mrs. Fish inndo ft friend of her. As sho followed her visitor to tho door tho woman said; "I wanted to see you, Mm. Fish, but I hndn't ought to hao loft that card." Wellington The "lllno lMmn" of Coimertlcill What tlio Ymihees SI11111I1I Not Do. What nro now known as tho "Illuo Iiws" wcro ft (loiie of eunetmetits inndo by tho Purllnn Hettlers of tho "Dominion of New Haven," Iu Connecticut. They were known ns tho "Illuo Iawn" becntisothey wcro printed on bltio imiKT. 801110 of them wero very foolish. A few of thorn nro hero given: "No limn shall lw n frcomnn or Imvo n vote unless ho is converted nml n member of ono of tho churches allowed In tho dominion," "No food or lodging shnll bo given to n heretic." "No ono shnll cross n river on tho 8ahbt.th except authorized clergymen." "No ono shall travel, cook victuals, imiko lels, nvcep liouxos, cut hair or slmvo on tho 8abbath day." "No 0110 shnll kiss his or her children on tho Hahhnth or fronting days," "Whoever wears clothes trimmed with gold, silver or Iinvo Inco nbovo ono shilling jierynrd shnll bo prvseuttsl by tho grand Jurors, ami tho select mmihlmll tax tho cstnto i.':i00." "No ono shall eat mlncu pics, dnuce, piny cnnls or piny miy instrument of mimic except tho drum, tniin'ictor Jonslinrn." "No goiiel minister shall Join peoplu iu mnrringo. Tho inngls trato tuny Join them, ns ho may do it with less scnmlnl to Christ's church." Tho authen ticity of those laws is not established. rrlnmry unit Horoiulnry Colors. 8lr Isaac Newton concluded from his ex periments that tho primary colors w ere soven, viz., rcil, orange, yellow, green, blue, Indigo mid violot, nml that nil other Khniles of color arise from tho ndmixtura of thioiu diirercnt proiwrtlons. I'mfcssor Maxwell, on tho other lintid, eoneeih-s only tlireu primary colors ixsl, green nml bluo while Urowster clulma tho tlireo to lw red, yellow nml bluo; nnd moro recent Investigations tuiiko tho slmplo or primary colors red, green and violet. When combined In twos thoo product) tho colors tciinod secondary thus bluo nnd red mnko purplo or violet; yellow nnd red, ornngo; bluo nnd yellow, green. Tho grays nml browns nru compounds of all three of tho prlmnry colors. A Singular I'rcnch Aliiinnno. Tho I.legeols Is ono of tho most famous all inmincs In tho world. It Is published nt Liege, where tho (lrst edition was Issued In lfKW, and Is distinctively tho nlmnnno of tho lieasanU and others who cannot rend. Us In structions nro followed by menus of certain symbols In connection with certain dates. Thus n pair of K'lswirs indicates tho proper tlnio for cutting tho hair. A vial denotes the right hoason for inodlelno in liquid form, a pill Ikix tho wfttou thought IhwI to take pills. Tho nlmnnno Is purchased by ninny ns a book of ndvlce, dates being regarded by them as of secondary importance. 1 c&jP -,ftV l Only Exclusive .House In the City, 'A. K. Davis & Son,, An Klkoant Htocs. i:-E(vr Htv r CARPETS ili2 0iStreet. BwCnN mid see uin our Now Quartern. 'J B. 0. K0STKA, North Side Pharmacy, 1230 o Albums 25 ST. per cent off. ' N. R. HOOK, 1VI.D., Uterine, Urinary and Rectal Diseases, A 8PECIALTY. Trents diseases by tho imiNKKHIIOKF PAINLKSS 8YSTK1I. Onioe, rooms 8T nnd M, Richards Illock. Eleventh nnd O sirects. Ofilw totephoue MS. iUdouco Ifta Q street. ' i'hone, W2 Oftlcfl hours, 0 to 13 n.111. 1! to S and T to 8 u in Sundays, 3 to 6 p. m Our lYeir.rStorr, which we noy occupy, haa alinut 3 acies nf Floor Hpurc. OTIir HUYKItS' GUIDK Is iMurd Stpl. mul March, ruchyrnr, ttr 30 1 pages, Hxllliichr,.vlthovcr 3,000 llliistrallous-a Wliolr Picture Gallery. OIVKS AVIuilrtnle Prices direct tn eoiuumrrs on all Kood for personal or funillj' use. Ttllilioiv to order, and gives exact cost of CTery thtnt you use, ent, drink, wear, or have fun with. These INVALUAIU.K BOOKS cdiitalu tnforninttau glrnncd from the markets of the world. A copy sent KIIKK upon receipt of 10 cts. to dcfrny exprme of matting. MONTGOMERY WARD & CO 111 114 Allcliljiun Avrnnr. ClilruRo, IIU THE rOOLIHIt FAHMKlt AM) THE 0KK8K. "My bug grows very light," ho snld, "and why do so mnny geeso follow mo? They cacklo for mo to glvo them somo nf my corn, but I can't sparo any, Oooso nro tho foolish est things I over did koo. Heigh, hoi It's a long wny to tho mill." Tho Man In tlm Moon. Mnny superstitions hnvo liocn connected ono tlmo mid nnother with tho man tn tho moon, A well known German story tells about tho'mnn who cut sticks on thoBnhbnth and was caught up in the moon, fngoU nnd all, nml thero stands to this dny. A Dutch household myth accused the man In the moon of stealing cnbbngcs on Christmas ovo. Tho neighbors caught him just ns ho wns walking on with n good supply, and they "wished'1 him up iu tho moon. Ho stands thero to this dny, bearing his load of cabbages. Northern mythology tolls nbout ft giant who inhabits tho moon, nnd is suposed to cnuso tho ebb and How of tho tide. When ho stoops tho water Hows, and when ho stands erect tho wntcr subsides again. In Africa tho man iu tho moon is supposed to hnvo incurred tho wrath of tho sun, nnd Is in punishment carved by tho knife, tlmt is, by tlio rays of tho latter. This continues until tho whole of tho moon is cut nwny and only a llttlo piece left, Tho moon Implores tho sun to hnvo pity 011 him, nml lenvo this morsel for his children. Tho sun grants his request, nnd tho moon grows from tho llttlo plcco until ut last it is a full moon. Then tho tun begins carvlug again. Cot of War In America. Tho revolutionary war cost th United States 1!,11KJ,71. Tho colonies furnished, from lTT.'i to 1783, IKK,0tVI troop. Tho war of 18W cost tho United States $l07,ir,,.t,00;i. Tho number of troois engngod i.sestlmnteilat'171,ll'A!. Tho Mexican wnr cost tho United States MOO,000,Ol)0. Tho number or troops engaged was 101,'JS'J. Tho war lietwecit tho states cost tho United State 01H5l,r.".l,t)()0. Tho number of Fed eral troops was L',8.VJ,1.'KJ. , Vllil Ducks, (li'i'in nml Suniu. Wild ducks, gecso nnd swans nro excellent flyer ns well ns bwimmors, nnd they can bo recognized nt n distance by their wedge shaped flocks. In reality theso birds fly in two lines, which como together In front and gradually scparnto toward tho last of tho flock, so that tho general appcurnnco of tho company has tho shnpo of ft wodgo, Tho leader flics at tho point where tho two lines meet, and when ho becomes weary ho leaves his iost to his next neighbor, and falls back to tho last of ono of tho two lines; but moan while, during this chnngo of lenders, tho flock keeps in jierfoct ordor. In theo mi gration1! tho birds lly thousands of miles, nnd thoy build their netts In summer among tho lakes and marshes of cold northern countries. An Agurnvntrd Case. Hero is ft good tory nbout Mayor Brack which mny lw truo nnd may not. But it Is good enough to ivioat, and may lw n warn ing to other unfortunates who try tho tamo dodge. Thu charge upon which this imrticulnr unfortunnto wns arraigned beforo his honor 0110 gloomy afternoon wns "drunk nnd dis orderly." "Ono dollnr nnd costs," snld thomnyor, after hearing iwth statement of tho case, "But nay, your honor," whispered tho un fortunate, becoming confidential nnd raising himself upon tip toes to drop tho words softly In tho mayor's ears, "say, I voted for you last spring." "Youdldl" "Indeed, I did sir," replied tho mnn, hope fully. "That makes tho caso worse, Mr. Secre tory, mnko that lino $3 nnd costs." Colum bus Dispatch. VVIiero Cnnmron llocun. Ex-Scnatcr Henry G. Davis, of West Vlr glula, innkca frequent trips to tho capital. I saw lit in tho other tiny on tho floor of tho tennto chamber. Ho was evidently in tho liest of spirits nnd wns tho center of nn in terested group of listeners. After ho hnd pono I was told of a dinner patty given in Now York in 1S&J, Davis sat at ono end of tlio tnblo. Simon Cameron tat nt tho other, and between them was Gen. Bbormnrt1. Tho latter began n reinlnlsceneo of his early lift) by saying: "When I was a lieutenant" "Como, now, Sherman," interrupted Davis, "wcro you over a lloutonantl" "Yes, Davis," ho replied, "I was a lieuten ant nbout the time you wcro n brakemnn on a freight train." "Well, lioys," observed Cameron, "I don't lupposo either of you over cut cordwood for a living, as I did." Now York Tribune, Prayers First. I noticed Speaker pro tern 8, 8. Cox rap tho houso to order tho other day with moro than ordinary vigor. And yot his faeo woro an abstracted look. Suro enough, as soon nt ho had Inid down his gavel, he snld: "Tho clerk will proceed to read tho Journal of" Then suddenly checking himself: "Oh, I forgot; prayers nro llrst in ordor." Now York Tribune Grout VoIohiiik. As to which is tho greatest volcano we sup Ioso tlmt tho honors would lw lietwecn Vo- ttivius, Heehi nnd TJtnn. This continent has, however, iu Consoqutna a volcano not to bo overlooked. Wo aro told of It that iu 18.'15 It had nn eruption of three days, during which tho light of tho tun was obscured over hnlf of Central America, nnd moro than 40,000 bquaro miles wero covered with dut, ashes and lava. Altogether In tho world there nro something over 'J00 volcnnos. A Itomnrknlitti Prodlcy. Christian Henry Heiuockou is tho nnmo of a prodigy, who, It Is alleged, whon 1 year old, know tho chief ovents of tho Penta teuch, nt 1!) months know the history of tho Old Testament, nt 1 1 months tlmt of tint New Testament, nt D years and U mouths could answer nuy ordinary question iu geography or hibtory, and ntll years of ngo was ac quainted with French and Latin as well ns his uutlvo German. This boy's llfo was writ ten by Shocnoich. Holnecken died when C years of ngo. I,iiiiUtonii. Londstouo is n mineral consisting of a mixture of jicroxldo of iron nnd protoxldo of iron, It is found in nature, homctimes oc curring in grains, ns iron sand iu trup rocks, bomotlmcs in IkhIs iu primltlvo rocks, ns in Scnudlimvln, whoro It Is n valuable, oro of Iron. Its attractive power was known to tho Greeks in Homer's tlmo, B.C. IKU, and proba bly to tho ChincM) flfty yours earlier. "CALIIOINIAH Finest: Production. JARVIS WINES and BMIDIES. PUREST, OLDEST AND BEST FOR Medicinal & Family Use The G. M. Jarvis Company Is located at San Jose, in the lovely Santa Clara Valley, and the picturesque Santa Cruz Mountains, a region that grows every variety of grapes known on the favored Rhine or on the sunny slopes of the Mediterranean. In this beautiful, fertile valley the purple, golden and lus eious grapes arc ripened to perfection, and among these deli cious harvests of vineyard products arc made their Choice Port, Golden Sherry, Muscatcllc and Madeira TABLE WINES. and from the Rcisling Wine they distill the JJUW REILIM GRiPE BRANDY Which is now the standard of purity and excellence in this country. We were awarded FIRST PRIZE FOR BEST PORT WINE at Illinois State Fair 1872. FIRST PRIZE FOR BRANDY AND WINES at World's Fair, New Orleans. LINCOLN . 'Otitlt &ma 1KTJ rVHTITUTE OF rXXMAXlllU', Bhorthsnd and Typewriting". V nl !Wt oolhv Intho west" Bt uTllnU preiiarrd for bu.Uirt In from 8 W montM. indl Idunl Wruetlon. Kuil and ox Slenclficulty. Bend for college Journals and iPoclmsn, oySjUIUl)aS!t IIOOSE. Lincoln, Neb. A Conundrum Answered. Why will tho emblem of tho United States outllvo those of Diglaud, Franco, Scotland and Ireland! Atuivcr Ilecnuso tho roso may fade, tho Illy droop, tho thistle wither and tho shamrock dlo, but tho stars aro eternal. Tlmo I.'iiookTi. Two llttlo sniilrrvU out In tho tun; Ono gathered nuts, tho other hnd nono; "Tlmo cdoukIi yot," his constant refrain, "Summer U only Just on the wnno." Listen, my child, while I tell you his fate; lie roused him nt last, hut ho roused him too Into; Down fell the suow from the pitiless cloud And gave llttlo squirrel a titotlt-tts white shroud. Reindeer gloves nro tho latent novelty In their Hue, Thoy look llko thick wash leather, ot an almond color, and aro tald to bo very durable, CliniiRos In St. Louis. St. Louis Man Yes, sir; wo aro making great changes in tho St. Ixnils school tystoni. Nearly 100 teachers of tho German language hnvo been dismissed, and Omaha Stan I seo, I see. Going to substi tute English. Good idea. It will 1k ft great thing for St, Louis when strangers aro ablo to transact business thero without an inter preter Omaha World, Has Never railed. Trinco Ferdinand (gloomily) fly my hall dom, I'm lojlug my prestlgo. "I bollovo it, my Hego. Thero is but ono thing you can do to recover your lost ground." "What's thntr "Striko up an ncqunlntnnco with an American prlzo fighter." Nebraska Stnto Journal. I'lutoiila friendship, Platonic friendship is tho innocent friend ship of opK)slto texes nnd wholly divested of passion, and luiscd on moral or intellectual ullluities. Tho expression originated iu tho viow of Plato, who held that tho common sexual aiTcctlou of tho raco wns only n Hib ordinato form of that ierfcct and Ideal lovo of truth which tho soul bhould cultivate. I0I111 Dun mul Itlrlinril lino. Hlclmrd Ilooisn Actional cognomen used in legal actions for ejectment or other cases where tho truo uameof tho party Is imkuowu. It Is usually coupled with tho immo of John Doe, nnothor Actional cognomen nlloived by tho common law to stand for tho truo nnmo of tho jvirty to bo apprehended or uku whom process Is to bo served. We have taken Seven First Prizes, and have in our possession seven Gold Medals from State Fairs of California DR. THOS. PRICE, The great assayer and chemist of San Francisco says: "I have submitted your Brandy to a most searching chemical analysis and find no adulteration, no fusel oil. It is a remarkably pure article." DR. BEVERLY COLE, of San Francisco, says: "I have analyzed the Jarvis Rcisling- Grape Brandy, and find it pure and a genuine good article. The fol lowin is from the well-known Analytical Chemist of Chicago. THE G. M. JARVIS CO. Gentlemen. I have made complete analyses of your Wines and Brandies. These tests show me that they are not onl)' strictly pure but that they contain all the essential quali ties so much admired by leading wine chemists. J. II. LONG,. Analytical Chemist Chicago Med. CoL THESE AND HUNDREDS OF OTHERS All testify to the purity, wholesomeness and the Jarvis goods. They are known the world become deservedly popular for high standard of over and nave Cliliiumnii' View of TolmgcniiliiK. saw you looking on ni mo toboggan A "I lido In tho bnsolmll park on tho west sldo yesterday," said Drown to tho Chinaman who had just brought In hi laundry "What do you think of tobogganing, John I" "W-b-l-s-ht Wnlkeo hackee mileol" tald tho sensible Chinaman. Chicago Mall. A Senionnlilo Mnlmly. "Hello, Sanderson, what's the matter with your faeo; smallpox I" said Qunrlo, at he worked around to windward. "No. buckwheat cakes." New York Even us Sun. I'll per Mado Smooth. A sizing of a thin solution of gelatine, mado from tho shreds nnd parings of animal skins, Is used on writing paper. It lllls up tho interstices liotwoen tho fibers of tho writ iug imjicr uud prevents tho spreading of the writing fluid. Tho strength of tho paper is also increased by tho process or "sizing," A Ililof Administration, What is known In English history as tho "short lived" administration was tho minis try which Willium l'oultenny, Earl of Hath, undertook to form Feb. 10, 17-1(1, und whoso term of ofllco closed In two days. Cjrloiio. Tho word cyclone wns proposed by a Sir. riddlngton, of England, to designate a wind which blows In a circuit, or n wind describ ing a spiral by its progression while turning. Cyclone has now become tho accepted term forn whirlwind. Hry Wine. When all tho sugur contained In tho wlno is broken up Into alcohol mid carbonic add gas n wlno Is spoken of ns dry, tlmt Is not sweet, Theso nro commercial terms. Spln'iliiK tli)iI(loo. Tlio origin of spinning, weaving nnd dye ing is nscrlbisl by tho Egyptians to Isis, by tho Greeks to Minerva nml by tho Peruvians to tho wife of Mnnco Copaa FAMILIES AKD MEDICAL PURPOSE The goods are always to be relied upon; prices low for rirst class article and put up in packages convenient for all. Their Rich Bartlett Pear Cider s a most delicious, healthy and nutritious, as well as the most popular, drink ever offered. Made from the Over-ripe Bart lett Pear, boiled down and filtered through charcoal. It will not ferment or spoil. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. THE G. M. JARVIS CG THE G. M, JARVIS CO.. San Jose, Cal. 39 N. State St. Chicago. W. B. HOWARD, Traveling Salesman. L. L. LINDSEY, Family Supply Agent for Lincoln, Neb. ssga ''''i" H. ,- -u.a.atrt la,a lJi'-v--.njt'fc',t-tii-T---J.