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LITTLE 8COTCH TERRIER.
Ilnlr Dressing Among Hi" Hebrews,
Oreehs, Hiimiins mill llKyptlnnv Accl
ilmitul Varieties of IllriU, Hui'li nn llm
While Thrush mill While Npnrrow.
A white hmitow,ii white lliruidioriiwhlto
imrtrldgo nro wen now nnd then, nnd they
iipH'iir to bo nti'ii'ly mi mvldi'iiliil vniioty of
some coiiiiiiiiih'I' birds of till kind. Hut
moh birds ilo not nponr to lend very Imppy
liven, an their follows do not approve of thin
wlilto rnliiii'iit niul tnko every ohnuco of
(coking tlin IhiM lilril who thus dare to
tlrwa uiillko every other 0110 of bin eolon.
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,1, II. HAWKINS, J
ARCHITECT AND SUPERINTENDENT, .
lliilldlngn completed or In course of erection i
nmi April I, IKml: '
tlind lien lilook 0 13 mil gnmwry, tttli mid N
ilo il.l It V imunirsicy, inn iu'"i
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Restaurant mdclls) V 13 Montgomery.
llrsMcnc?, .1 .1 IinholT, J Mid Ifflli
tin .1 I) Mnrfiirland, g mill t Ith
.to .Totin elinmit, I) niul IHIi.
lo Allien Wntklns. I) Ik'I mil and 101 i.
,dn Win M loMiimnl. J-J Ih-1 mil niul lOtli,
do IS It (liithrlo, tftli and N.
In .1 IJ Hood, M It, P liel UHh niul 71 i.
tin 1.(1 M llnldnln. d Im'I IKlh nml IWh.
Hanllarlum ImIMIiib nt Mllfnrd, Neli,
Ural lliipllrt church, Hill mnl K streets. '
orlnnry eiimlcl nnd receiving .loinli at Wyulm
eumelory.
'OflkM
HiMiiuy !KI mnl itl
IRioliurdH Bloolc.
sjctw
Working rjassfiSwAllcnll0D' ss."..!'?'
A WltlTK HI'AIIUOW.
You nmy havo seen an iwnpeil numry Hit
ting nlxmt from tie) to tree, or ieivlioil on
tlio top of Homo Ritnlvn wnll, oreetlnj; IU
enwt nml chlrpliiR Joyously over lis now
fotiiul frevdom; hut very wkiii, If not kviiixiI
by Homo frlemlly Imnil, tho Hilly llttlo tiling
In ntno purMiiil by other blnl nml ilitroywl.
Tho rciiwn of thin treatment nppciirH to lw
nuluntlnot Implnuteit In blrdn, nml Indiwl In
nil tho nulmnl cmitlon, which promptH them
to destroy uny ono of thulrNiieclm whleh 1
dllTurent froin tho ordlimry kind, nn mich
nre llublii to iiroimiiiito
umnulveri, nml thun lKr
nn
tiniUh Alclnmcn vrlth rmplnymcnt M liuius, tin
rlioki or ilia tunc, or ror mcir Hpnre nionietiu
Hailmiu imw, IlKlit niul prolltnble. l'rnoiui ol 1
lUicr mr oniilly earn from M) eenm to J3.0O i ,
Truing, mnl n proortlonil mim by dnrotlnK hII
UwMr tlinntotlm tmnlnewi. Hoys mid Rlrli.varu
enrly tut much m men, Thnt all who imo thli ,
biav Miiit tlinlr aililroM, ami test U10 bunlneim, ilo
mKo this ouYr. To mioh an nro not wall iwlinniJ
we will roiiil ons dollar to pny for tho trutiblaol !
wTlthiK. Full )artloulari uml outfit free. Aihlrw
flmnoK Btiniok ,fe Co., Portland, tlalne.
HONEY
to be mado, Cut this ont and rr
mni 10 urn. ana we
free, (omrlhlnitof
jou
tuni to us, and wa will send oi ,
ftlilnKOf Rreatvaluoanr
lnixrtauea to you, that will ntar' J
In biliHia whlcb will lirinir vou In lnorr I
loney rlRht nway than anything clsa In this worlu
Anv onecan do tho work and live at homo. Either
ax; all agon, tkimcrhlng new, Uit Just coins
sonay for all workers. We will start you; capital
not Medod. This Is one of tho Ronalno, lniiortaul 1
.chaaces of A llfrllma. Those who are aniblUoui ,
na eninirisinc win noi uoiay. urauu ouui iro
Adtlnwa Truk & Oo., AugusU Maine.
rr f TTcan live at home, and make more monrj .
V 1 1 1 1 nt work for us, tlian at anything else In
X V U'hls world. Capital not ueadedi you are I
tinncu iree. latro eanniiKS sure iruiu
flna start. Crotly outfit and terms free. Better
ootilrlny Coats you nothing; to send
adilntui iiimI llml out: It you are wise Tor
o at mice. II. llAtxrrr CcPorUsid, Jalne.
Tlui .Mont Olelirnteil of Hone ItlnU.
Ono of tho tnwt celobrnteil of mug birds
in tho nlKhtiiiKnlo, or nlcht singer. It In
migratory. Thin fnmoun bird Is common in
nenrly nil pnrtn of KuroH. It migrates In
winter Into tigypt mid Hyrln. It luw liecn
WH.M1 muoiiK tho wlllown of Jonlnu mid tho
olIvotrcoN of Judeu. In no pnrtn of KuroiHi
is it inoro common thmi in Hwiln or Itnly;
but oven in thiwo wmthern ii'gloiiM tho bird is
inlRrntory.
Tho ulRhtingnlo in vhy In Its habltx. IU
liwt in plmisl low and hlildo 1 fiMtn vlow. Its
I'Klf, Hvo In iiimitier, nro of nn ollvo brown.
IU ftKMl connlHtM of Insect. In color It is
brown with n iiildlsh tlngo on tho buck mid
bill. An 11 KiiiRhter tho blnl In uiiMiiiHifiNed.
Though It nolo are hoard nt tntervaln due
lui; tho day, they nro poured fourth In tholr
iriiMitost iMM'fectlou 011 quiet uveniiifrn, mi
s 1 hour or two after suiisctjand when tho moon
is very 1 tin, and 1110 weaiuer is mm-ciio, 1110
nioloillous HotiK of tho nightingale nmy bo
heard till midnight.
8TORIES OF MEN.
The Hoy Knew III lit mid Meimlor Kd
11111111U Kiintr lllm.
A young innn nppll.il to Henntor IMmtindi
for Homo money to enable him to get back to
Ids homo in Vermont. Ilelug unknown to
Mr. IMiuuudi, the wnator aililrrwod hlui m
follows:
"How do! know that you live In Vermont!
You might eoino from Texan, for nil I
know."
"I can only nmiuv you that I sjienk tho
'.ruth, senator I havo no wny of proving It,
My iioino In in tho vlllngo of ".
"Oh, It In, Is It r wild tho Homitor, grimly.
"Well, I've vIhIIoI in that place 11 immU'r of
times. I fiipHnui you know overylKxly thero,
don't your
Tho liy ivplled thnt tho jn-oplo ho didn't
know were not worth knowing.
"Well, then," wild tho ronator, "tell mo
tho iiniuo of tho fat old man who ixildlon
milk nliout toivnt"
"Ho Isn't fat and ho Isn't old," mmwereil
tho youiighter, iloggclly. "1IU iinmo in
'Hklnuy' KcelfH."
Tho faintest wirt of 11 Hinllo lit up tho Ver
mont Kenntor'n uteri! fenturcn. Turning ti
IiIh clerk, he wild: "(live him tho money. '
There's no doubting tho boy's honenty," and
, then ho added with a chuckle, an ho turned
to iv enter tho chamber. " 'Hklnuy' Keelos; '
well, well. I haven't thought of him licforo
in a dozun years." riilladclphln Timen.
Mr. I.iiiiinr's AliKeiiliiilineilii..is.
I remember n Joko told nliout I .ulnar when
ho wan In tho wimte. Ho han tho reputation '
of iH'Ing given to writing and thinking up
jKielry, nml his npicnritnco very often as ho '
! wnlkH along tho iiveuuo Is very )H'iislvo mid
nlwcnt niliide!. At 0110 tlmo when ho Man
1 living nt Wlllnrd's ho met 11 friend nn ho was
coming from tho senate down by tho National
hotel.
"Cotno up mid have dinner with mo," wild
Ijimar to the gentlemen after they had shaken
handi. !
Tho frlond ncceptcd tho Invitation and
started to walk upthohtreetwIthMr. Iimnr.
He began tho con verwt Ion and noon wan in-
terfHteil In telling about miiiio occurreneo nt
homo, but Ivimar had fallen Into ono of his
rollectlvo iihhxIn, mid wan not listening to
anything tho friend wild. Tho npaco lictwccn
tho Nntlounl hotel and Willard'H wun jiassed
over, and, finally arriving on the imvemeut
In front of the hitter hotel, Lamar suddenly
pulled hluiM.'lf togethor, and, looking around,
lie recollected that he had n friend with him
He had not heard 11 word tho gentleman had
wild, but, turning to him, stretched out his
hand ami wild:
"Well, this Is my hotel. I am very much
obliged to you for walking up tho street with
me. (iood-hy," hud turned to go in.
Hut tho man wan not oo easily vlmkon. Ho
laughed and wild:
"Hog imrdou, Henator; you invited mo to
dinner, and I am not going to lose it."
"So I did, so I did," cried Lmnnr quickly,
and taking his friend by tho arm ho went In.
Washington Cor. Condor-Journal.
The 1tnilon Munn.
sosn or Tim wasiitcb
Wring out I lie old, wring out the now,
Wilnit nut tlio black, wring out tho gray,
Wl in mil tho while, wring out tho bluo
And thus I wring my llfonttay.
CONTIURT.
Who' wi N thin doth sigh nml groan,
When tlinmiih tho air tho snow linked Ibat;
IlelniiKhn who wenrelh fur upon
Tho cuff nml collars of hH cent.
ISrA-VT IMIODIOIM.
Bald l'eter, you'iii In luck, I seol
C01110 In my friend, look sharp,
Ami henr the Infant prodigy
Performing on tlio Imrp.
TUB HCrOIIMKU,
doixlhy. tny wife. . .
My love, my life,
Play homo nml do your sow Iur,
Ami pray for me, '
Tor 1 J 011 see
Mimt kiep tho earth a going.
Arrr.n tiir ham.
Tlio blmli that reildoneil her tiiwks lout night
When slio laid her head on my hrcnKt,
Tills morning I'll wnrrnnt has taken Its lllglit,
Tor I find It 1 Ight hero on my vent.
mh.n't KNOW.
With Jaunty utep ho walked along,
Ami proud and mmily U-nrlug;
Ho heemeil while lnlngllng with tho throng
Just out to take nn airing.
Tho snow slldo cnuio as suddenly
As comes 11 clnp of thunder,
And cmno Jut nt tho mouient ho
Alono wni imsslng under.
Twos with n fierce, a wivngo nlr
He roHO and thus exploded:
"I know, by Jinks, tho root wan there,
lint didn't know 'tas loaded I" i
roll IXXV VEAIl.
Inp) ear Inhere,
To uialileun dvnr,
Who'ro waited on by lioslif ill beaux
That Bin lie mid sigh
And oft como nigh
To iKipping, but who no'er proiiono.
Proceed with skill,
And thus you will
lYoiiowils from your lovers draw;
They'll take tho cue:
Hay, how would you
I.Ike mother for n iiiollivrdiMawf
HoHton Courier.
CALrPOINIAvS
Finest: Production.
JARVIS
WIHS and EEAIDIES.
PUREST, OLDEST AND BEST
FOR
Medicinal & Family Use
The G. M. Jarvis Company
ml
grows
or on
us your
III do
' CORSETS
Worth up to $1.00.
'Manufacturers Samples choice thin week
50 cents.
J rioodoi:cii Ladles Alexandre Kid Gloves
'five hook, embroidered backs nt $1. Heal
nluc $1.75.
JEVI. FRIEND & SON,
913 and 915 O Street
.Short Ilnlr, Long Locks anil VI'Irk.
Fow inntteni connected with ovory day
Hfo havo received moro i-overentlal attention
than tho hair of tho bond mid face of human
kind. Tho Hebrews woro their hair short,
excepting nlwnys tho ciiso if tho Naznrlten,
whoso hair a vow kept long. Tho Greeks
woro their hair so long na to win from Ho
mer tho distinction of "long locked," and tho
llommirt wero oven mom fastidious than
Orcokn hi tho culturo of their hair. Tho
Egyptians woro not only false hair, but false
beards, and urv ciitlltoil with tho invention
of wigs. In tho wtgM preserved in tho Hritlsli
mid llerlln inuseunis, tho upjior portion of
tho wig will 1m found mado with curled hair,
tho plaited hair lwing confined to tho lower
port mid hIiIini. i iiobo wigs wero worn iiom
Cinwllii); Out of 11 Sniiill Hoi...
"I mu usually cry good at roiuemlierlng
nnmes," wild Henntor Davis, of Minuesotii,
"but I did get stuck ouco mid under tlio most
omluu-rns.ilng circumstances. I wan sitting
in my oflli-e nt St, Paul, when in camo a man
whom I was delighted to sec nml who was
delighted to boo me. Wo had been raised nn
boys together, had enlisted in tho smno com
jinny mid served through tho war together,
ho being tho llciitcnnnt of tho company of
which I was captnlu. I know him as well
nn my own brother, mid as wo had not
met for many years I was glad to give him 11
gonuiuo hearty welcome, but for tho llfo of
mo I couldn't think of his unm. Ho re
mained with mo nil tho morning and I in
vited him to go to my houso to stop. Ho
consented to do so, and as it approached din
ner time I commenced to grow very nervous
for, of course, I would havo to Introduce him
to my family, and I couldn't nsk my old
chum and comrado what bin name was.
Finally I thought of a funny ox.icdlont.
Getting a pen and 11 sheet of .mpor I told
him I thought it would Io a good I ilea for us
to join in a letter to another of our comrades
with whom wo wero both very intimate dur-
0nly Exclustvo House In tho City,
-r ?n, urn 1 11 iimi hi 1 r 1 hit -M
A. M. Davis & Son.,
J.AX,KLKaA.NT 8TOCS. !'-kh-
cf-
ijlrvi vu
wltblu tho house and out of doom. At par- lng tho war. Ho approved tlio mifgcit.on
CARPETS
1 ii OjJSueet.
H"jtJ ill mid soo us in our Now Quartern. J
B. 0KOSTKA,
Horth Side Pharmacy,
I23O O ST.
Albums 25 per cent
off"
tlea tho head dress of tho guests wan liouud
with a chnplet of floworn, and ointment was
put upon tho top of tho wig, an if it had
really been tho hair of tho head.
Tiilimi)' Coiiiiollloii 011 Meillcluo.
"Thero Is two kinds of incdicino besidcti
tho ktnd you Hub On and the lltvt kind l.s tlio j
Boft Kind which you tako with 11 spoon whilo
A man holds your Head and you kick and
Rlggio homo becauso it Tastes so and tlio
other kind in tho Hani kind which is called
Pills mid It'lstho Hardest of tho wholo bo
causo it Is so hard to go down but it doc not
make nny Dlllerenco which kind you Tako
when you get it Took yon wish you had not
for It makes ipilto a How in your Stomach
mid Riots Around."
N. R. HOOK, M.D.,
;(Jterlno. Urinary and Rectal Diseases,
A 8PECIALTY.
Trent illsoAsos by tho IIRINKnilUOKK
VAINUXS 8Y8TKM. Onico, rooms 37 and 60,
Pilchards lllock. Eleventh ami O sirvoU. Ofllct.
' telephone 5W. ltesldenco lffi) Q street. Thone. UU
-Oraco hours, 0 to I18 a.m. 3 to 8 and 7 to 8 p m
.Sundays, S to 5 p. m
JtM about 3
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Our New Store, v lilcli ve now orcnpxi
sdoui 3 ncrrs or Floor Bniicc
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411 114 illlclilsHii Avenue, L'blruco, Ilk
LINCOLN
Lassie, Tho I.lttlo Kcoteh Terrier.
"I think," says tho llttlo girl who o us tho
dog shown in our cut, "thnt IjiNdo is tho
clovoresfc llttlo dog I know, Hho is a gray
haired, shaggy Scotch terrier. If sho does
anything disobedient, wo say to her, 'Beg
pardon Iasslo, mid sho nt ouco stands on her
hind legs mid puts her forepawn togother,
just na though iho was surely begging
pardon.
. .
tULifirvw
J'S'Ci
ft
t;
and I WToto a couplo of lingcs, telling our
friend how pleawint it was to mwt again and
wishing that ho was with us. Then I signed
my iinmo and pnnsed tho pa.ier over to him.
Much to my relief, ha slguejl his full iinmo
mid I was wived from the im'KMidlug mortill
cation." liiihidelphia Times.
Snplilr's Wit nml rhIloiMi.iliy.
A lady having expressed surprlso that Dr.
X. should pronounce all his patients, oven
those w ho merely had f overtoil colds, seriously
HI, Saphir wild: "Ho Is ipilto right, anybody
whom ho attends In really in danger."
"I won't limko wny for n fool!" cried an
envious sciihbier, on meeting Hnphlr in n
iinrrow paKNige, w hero nt first neither seemed
disputed to glvo place. "Ohl I will with
pleasuru," replied anpnir, stepping iuiiiio auu
bowing courteously.
Standing in a crowded theatre soino ono
loaned 011 his back, thrusting his head over
his shoulder. Knphlr draw out his handker
chief and wiped tho man's nose violently.
Tlio latter started back. "Oh, I bog your
pardon," wild Snphlr, "I thought it wns
mlno."
Requested to define tho word "dentist,1
Bapl.ir wild: "Ho Is 11 man who pulls out
other people's teeth to got some thing for his
own to bite."
An Australian priiiev, who wns also an
1 archbishop, sworo horribly ntiibampiet and,
perceiving that daphlr looked at him in sur
prise, angrily asked tho cause of hln nston
I tohmeiit. "I thought mi archbishop would
1 not allow hlur-olf to swear," answered tho
wit. "I was not swearing as an archbishop,
but as a prince," explained tho prelate
"Ah," wild Saplilr thoughtfully, "but sup
pose tho dovll fetches tho prince, what will
become of tho iirehblshopl" From tho Ger
man. Heiiiity In 'Washington.
Washington Editor A pretty mess you're
mado of that ball. What do you mean, sir,
by calling Mr. Rcdnose "distracting!
, beautiful?"
' Now RejKirtcr You told 1110 1 could got all
, tho points I needed from last year's tiles, and
' sho was called "dlstractingly beautiful" in
every rejiort last season.
! "You'd better keep posted on tho history of
your untlvo country, sir. Lnst year Mr.
' Redtioso was chairman of tho committee on
' public uip; this year ho's 011 ventilation mid
acoustics, nnd near tho tail end nt that."
Omuhrt World.
Is located nt San Jose, in the lovely Santa Clara Valley,
the picturesque Santa Cruz Mountains, a region that
every variety of rrapes known on the favored Rhine
the sunny slopes of the Mediterranean.
In this beautiful, fertile valley the purple, golden and lus
cious grapes arc ripened to perfection, and among these deli
cious harvests of vineyard products arc made their
Choice Port, Golden Sherry, Muscatellc and
Madeira
WINES.
and from the Reisling Wine they distill the
HHIS' RIIUNi GRAPE BRAHDI
TABLE
the standard of purity and excellence in this
We were awarded
Which is now
country
FIRST PRIZE FOR BEST PORT WINE
iit Illinois State Fair 1872.
FIRST PRIZE FOR BRANDY AND
at World's Fair, New Orleans.
WINES
We have taken Suvun First Pkikks, and have in our
possession seven Gold Medals from State Fairs of California.
DR. THOS. PRICE,
The great assayer and chemist of San Francisco says:
"I have
submitted your Brandy to a most searching chemical analysis
a remarkably pure
It
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Our ot "Nut" Onixlu Iii'k Trunks.
"That reminds mo of tho night I was out
with Nat Goodwin," said the tall, board of
trado man. "There's u fellow to innko fun
for you. Wo wero going do .1 to Kinsley's, I to ,,.,. ncaimt u
sdmrn
tlSrSfifc-ftiiM
msmZEORM
fllEI. Y . Ml l WWSmJiHU J m
iJzw$ar
um ikktitute or rsxiuxuu-,
llborthana and Typewriting. t and lsrgest college
te the west. Btutlrnts prepared for tnulmoa In from
iimi months. Indlrklual Instruction. Kullandex-
-jwetenced tsculty. Bend for college journals and
'"UuXZ.m&t nooex. unoou., Heb.
A OLEVKH LITTLE HCOTCII TCllllIKIt.
"Sho always ijocb with us in our walks, nnd
la a givnt foo to all shabby appearing jieoplo,
whom tho han mi idea sho must protect us
against.
"But, I think, of all her ways, tho most
clover Is tho following! Whenever tho post
man sounds his whtotlo nt tho door, nway
runs Lassie, returning boon, often with tho
lotters in her mouth. After n llttlo coquet
ting, sho allows thto lottew to bo taken
from her. to you 6eo bho is not only an amus
Ing dog but 11 useful ono also. Indeed, I mil
suro, If you know .Lassie you would bo just
as fond of her as I am."
nnd over on Dearborn street, w hero every'
thing was ipilet, wo saw n young couplo just
ahead of us going homo, probubly, froir
their after theatre supior.
" 'If that fellow had any grit in him,' said
Nat, 'I'll mako him solid with that girl.
"With this ho took mo by tho arm, and we
hurried along and overtook tho couple. In
passing them Nat gitvo tho young chap s
push, mid looking stpinrcly nt him, Miiil:
" 'What nro you going to do obout"it!'
"Tho young man spurred light up to Nat, '
mid was going to tlinuh him, when Nut
pulled mo by the arm nnd wo both turned
mid ran.
"'Thero,' said Nat, 'won't that mako him
solid with his girl! Bho thinks ho frightonod
away a couplo of big bullies who woro just
going to eat them both up.' "Chicago Times.
Horn So.
At the club tho other night, when this In
cident wan alluded to, John Oborly, tho
civil service commissioner, told tlio story of
a man Gen. Wntklns I believe was tho
1 name who used to live down In southern
I Illinois. When ho was In court ns n witness
0110 01 mo lawyers askcu mm ins name.
"Gen. Wntklns." was tho reply.
"Were vou In Qie lato warl"
"No, sir."
"Wero you in tho Moxlcnu warP
"No, sir."
"Wero you over commander of militia?"
"No, sir.''
"Did you over hold a military appoint
ment!" "No, sir."
"Then," asked tho lawyer with n sneer,
"how did you get to bo a general J"
"I was born so," was tho reply. Now
York Tribune.
Ananias nt Work.
A Missouri mnnwiys that ho recently went
into the woods, painted a black circle on tho
ond of a lug, and when ho went Iwck to tho
log mr hour Inter he found IKK) dead rabbits
there, tho animals having mistake. i the clrclo
lorn hole in tho log nml ilnslusl theunolvos
Hlnco the story has np-
' .tAnwul It, irlut lin lifia r.n..lvfl lf.Hi.iM frnfn
tho publishers of several Now York dailies,
offering him tho iKisltiou of affidavit clerk,
his duties being to swear to the circulation.
But ho says ho cannot tell u Ho. NorrUtown
Herald.
A Rood Ilenson.
Justice -Your testimony as to tho prison
er's chnmcur isn't complete. I want to
know nliout tho lust five yours. Haven't you
iiecn living in his neighborhood
, Witness Not two bloi ks from him.
I Ji'stico Ahl Well, now, what can you
tell us nliout him for sny the last year!
1 Witness Nothing, your honor.
Justice Why not, sir!
I Witness Because I was in jail. Phila
delphia Call.
and lincl no adulteration, no fusel oil
article."
DR. BEVERLY COLE,
of San Francisco, says: "I have analyzed the Jarvis Reisling
Grape Brandy, and find it pure and a genuine good article."
The fol lowin is from the well-known Analytical Chemist
of Chicago.
THE G. M. JARVIS CO.
Gentlemen. I have made complete analyses of your
Wines and Brandies. These tests show me that they are not
only strictly pure but that they contain all the essential quali
ties so much admired by leading wine chemists.
J. II. LONG,
Analytical Chemist Chicago Med. Col.
A Common Kind of riillantliropy.
Omaha Man No wondor you havo cold.
You should wear thicker clothing.
Eabtern Youth Can't nffonl it.
"1 thought your employer was Mr. Too
good, tho noted philanthropist."
"Yosj my errand lioro is to engage a noted
artist to imint a memorial window to Dl
ogouos." Omaha World.
THESE AND HUNDREDS OF
All testify to the purity, wholesomeness and
the Jarvis goods. They are known the world
become deservedly popular for
OTHERS
standard o'
over and have
hiirh
FAMILIES ATD MEDICAL PUKF0SE
A Ithyme of the Month.
January 1 January I
Though cold you have no law,
Tou make us fri-zo
Jut when you please,
auj then you go and thaw, .
A (.rent Compliment.
Frank Ilurd, ox-congressman from Ohio,
wns in Chicago tho other tiny. You know
bo la tho silvery tongucd orator of thnt stnto.
Ono day while ho was hero ha went into a
luirbcr shop on Clark street, nnd took u sent
for a fclmvo. Having gono through thoopcr
ntlon with no wonl from the barber, llurtl
turned to him nnd said: "Aro you dumb?"
Tho burlier said ho was not. Mr. Hurd then
said that ho had never lioforo lieeu shaved by
a Iwirbor who had been silent. Tlio lwirbor
replied: "I know you jou nro Frank Hurd. '
tho cougrtwhiuau. 1 lay down my hand as n
talker to you. You can talk longer mid bet
ter, when you get started, than any man I
over saw in my llfo. I used to llvo In Ohio."
Mr. Hurd shook tho man by the hand uud
mid ho regarded what ho had suld'as a grout
compliment. Chicago Mall.
The Now Order of Things.
.lfftf M'i wK.
ii I iMI Mm-
The goods are always to be relied upon; prices low for
first class article and put up in packages convenient for all.
Their Rich Bartlett Pear Cider
s a most delicious, healthy and nutritious, as well as the most
popular, drink ever offered. Made from the Over-ripe Bart
lett Pear, boiled down and filtered through charcoal. It will
not ferment or spoil.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
THE G, M, JARVIS CG THE G, M, JARVIS CO.
San Jose, Cal. 39 N. State St. C '
W. B. HOWARD, Traveling Salesman.
igo.
Mr. Wabash (to Miss Waldo, of Boston)
Your Mr. Sullivan, of whom Boston Is so
justly proud, doesn't trace his ancestry as far
buck as to tho tlmo of his grandfather, does
ho, Miss Waldo?
Mtsu Waldo-No, sir; I think not; but what
Is mero Blood, Mr. Wabash, compared with
Uruwiil New York Sun.
L. L. LINDSEY,
Family Supply Agent for Lincoln, Neb.
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