rv
Pecu I iar
Many peculiar points make Hood's w.
saparllla superior to nil other medicines.
Peculiar In combination, proportion,
and preparation of Ingredient!
Hood's Sarsaparllla possesses
tho lull ctiratlvo value- o( t
best known romodlcs'TVV of
tho vegetable, klug-r -.JOilom.
recullar In Its c2r strength
and ccoiiotiiyrjXIloods Bar
saparllU sr&fpFVv$ only medi
cine ofr Viiuh can truly
bosald,S) S " no Hundred Doses
Ono Jr fSy Dolla.." Medicines In
.r I. 1 .r 1ri(-ana n till aiiinUitH l.ntllfla
's'rrcqiilro larger doses, and do not
rproducoas good results ns Hood's.
Tecullar In Its medicinal merits.
Hood's Sarsaparllla accomplishes cures hith
erto unknown, and has won for Itself V.
tho tltlo of "Tho greatest blood X
purifier over dlscovo
f
recullar In Its "good na'i.i
home," Micro Is now
of Hood's I t -irllu f
at
inoro
sold In
iiowoll, wiuro
It Is made,
than of nil
thcr blood
purlflors.
recullar In Its
phenome
nal record of sales
abroad.
no other preparation
.... ,
ever attained such popu- I
larlty In eo short a tlmo, I
nnd retained Us popularity i
yfprnA contldcuco among all classes
of people so steadfastly.
Do not bo Induced to buy other preparations,
but bo euro to get tho recullar Mcdlclno.
Hood's Sarsaparllla
BoMbylllrnKKlitl. f l ulifor J5. rrcparrdonly
by 0. 1. HOOtl A CO., AK)tliorarlo, Lowell, Mas
IOO Dosos Ono Dollar
UNION PACIFIC R'WY.
THE OVERLAND ROUTE.
Shortcut nnd safest route to nil points in
Colorado, Utnli, California, Montana, Ida
ho, Oregon and Washington Tcrrltorv.
Take the Overland Flyer nnd save one d.y
to all Pacific coast points.
The Union Pacific is the Free Chair Cat
line running into Union depots nt Omaha
and Council. Itluffs, connecting witli tin.
fast limited trains of nil lines for the enst,
north nnd south. Through tickets on mod
crn day coaches, llaggage checked thro'
to destination from nil points cast in the
United States and Canada. Sleeper a
cotiunodations reserved on through Pull
man Palace Cars from the Missouri river
to the Pacific coast.
E. H. SLOSSOK, Agent,
1044 () Street, Lincoln, Neb.
T.J.POTTEK, E. 15.Lo.MAX, J. S.TKIIIIKI s,
ltd V. I. A.O.I'.&T. A. G.l'. &T..
PomeroyCoalj
COMPANY ,
1
DEALERS IN
1
Coal and Wood, j
Good supply oi j
High Grade Soft,:
anq Hard Coal al-'
ways on hand.
1201 O St. ,
R. LEMIST,
J.
Agent.
LINCOLN
Dime Museum !
Cor. Tenth and N Streets. '
SANDERSON & KNEE, Props, and M'grs. j
OPEN DAILY-A FAMILY RESORT I
Matlnsc every afternoon at 2 p. 111.
2 Two Performances Each Evening. 2 1
First at 7 o'clock, second nt 9 p in. Change '
of program twico weekly. I
The Ro,al Marionettes, the Chair Enul
Hbrist, the iivdra Headed "What Is
It?" Mop Sing with Chinese Song '
and Dance, the Wonderful I
Skeleton, the I Undo Jug
gler, Old Snowball
with Plantation
Song nnd !
Dance.
Don't fall to we Zada, the living half ,
lady. The London Tlmo sai : Zitln N
conundrum. How this oung lad,) cats, 1
drinks, mocs about mid in fact, ovists I
with only nuns nml benh, is tne wonder of 1
the present age. lie who can see through 1
the Illusion must be n person o mai vclous
jienetrotlon."
Tne New York Herald says : " A erit-
able marvel of Ingenuity."
The Indian Dally News, Calcutta,
(da is a beautiful girl or ns seen In the
ihlllon a beautiful half girl." Thou
dswlll guess Iim nln where the other
Is, must be to he heliccd.
Z on exhibition nt the Lincoln museum
od." S ,
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A LCTTER FROM J. 0.
Hi' I I nitilnu Nil Money unit Write
liiiclilnuly I" I. N.
UK follow lug pri
vate letter nml MB.
hno Just licon re
ceived, nml though
only signed with
tho initials of tho
wrltoi, thero nro
mini iviihoiih why
1 inn lril to Ih-IIovo
thul Isith mi tho
woik of nn old
friend, Mr. Jny
(Iniild, who Is nt
pnent lu tho coun
try whole tho let
ter Isdntcdt
"AVI.OAT ON Tllll MKIIITI'.llltANKXN, 1
in tiik (Iloami.no, lNtf. f
"Mr N'llhohnK'mitlguousry, World Olllco,
New York, 0. H. A.:
"Hm Would you iiiluil using your In
fluence In trying to get tho IncloMil pleco
primal In thu Hubhuth World nml send mo
whatever It Is worth In currency by registered
tnnll, euro look box HI I, Homo Ititly I I am
not earning anything this winter, Is-lug dis
abled by neuralgia, nnd no it has occurred to
mo that I might write some pieces for tho
Nier, tolling of sights and Bounds abroad.
If you pi hit this letter, or uso your liiUueiico
... !. .....I ... .1..,. l ....! I. tl.i II... Imlut. ...Ill
v limb viiit nv , imu v bum nil.' luu iii , in
.,. , ,,.. ,, ,,,., .. '. ,' ,
,,.. .. ,.. f.tf ,....,, ,,, . . in.
. .,.,.,. vnitwni,i vi1i,i,in.,11
rauda on it with h bluo Hucil, ns several
other editors havo dono, for It nuuoys me
very much.
"Please do not make fun of tho pleco If
you do not uso It, ns I am threatened with
heart disease, nnd anything that makes mo
very angry is apt to provo fatal, Atrophy
of tho heart Is what It Is called, and If I livo
forty-five, years longer It will bo about all I
( can oxioct,so plcnso do not mako light of my
pleco. Fraternally yours, J. a."
I (.Communicated.)
. For soma tlmo wo havo boon sailing o'or
I tho unrufllod bosom of tho Mediterranean
sea. It Is a lioautlful sheet of water, which
has boon plowed by many a keel as far back
as history can Inform us. It Is from !30 to
200 feoth In depth, nnd is well located to do
tho principal trnlllo U'tween Huropo and
Africa.
An enormous quantity of water flows Into
tho Mediterranean sen, for a half dozen
Eurojonn rivers contrilmto to it, nnd tho At
lantic ocean also discharges its waters into
this sen. And yet, owing to tho hot. dry
winds which sweep across from tho sandy
wastes of Africa, tho evaporation is very
great anil keoH tho soa from overflowing its
banks. This should teach us that oven nature
abhors a surplus. I would rather bo road
ljuistor of n good yacht on tho Mediterranean
thnn to livo upstairs in Now York.
Wo visited Milan not long ago. It Is an
ftllr!",.!?. !
by tho Olona river. Othcrwjso tho plnco It
entirely unlnundercd. Milan, pronounced
Mo-lauu by livaring ilowj hard on tho last
syllable, Is a railroad center hi northern
Italy. It Is eight miles In circumference nnd
has ramparts around It, Milan iolnta with
pride to her rnuiarts. I often think that
Now York would invito moro visitors from
abroad If she had a bettor lino of ramparts.
Tho architecture of Milan embraces many
types, but a good deal of It tsmcdiiuvnl, with
a roof of tho same. Florence, how over, has
some palaces that aro liiedlaivnler than those
of Milan, I think. Milan used to havo 1M0
churches, but 11. of them did not wiy and
were suppressed by Maria Theresa and
Joseidi II. Hluco that other churches that
were doing well n few ceuturioH ngo hare
censeil to attract, and now there uro not over
eighty out of tho origiunl '-M0, and they havo
no trouble doing the whole butiiieM. I could
hnvo purchased a controlling interest In
time churches hero for $17. Tho cnthelral
at Milan lsllrst ratoin overy respect and is
doing well. I sometimes think that it is
foolish for other churches to try to compote
with n cathedral. They may biicceed for a
while, but sooner or Inter they will havo to
acknowledge that they cannot keep It up.
Everywhere wo go wo find tho Caucasian
race in tho ascendant. I sometimes think
that the blood of the Caucasian Is moro
largely rod and has a wider circulation than
any other Hut this is a deviation from
what I wusMiying.
Tho newer streets of Nnpltw aro quite
pretty, and extend several miles out lxiyond
tho town, like those of Fargo, D. T., wherv
sidewalks several hundred miles In extent
were built nt the expense of tho county. In
Uil8wiiyraioiiii.iM.0iiiKumioxu.iuoii
for miles in every direction through tho
iivlghlMirlug farms, nnd th county paid for
them. Fargo has Us-n striving ever since to
live up to her sldowulks. Asldo from this
there is little similarity lxttwoeii Naples and
Fargo. Tlio old streets of .Naples iu-o nar
row and cixiokeil, and the houses are so high
that a ripe ioinegrunnto dropped from tho
roof oil th plug hat of n passing tourist Is
permanently impaired and the hat pros
trated Nuplei claims to bo tho leading lazzaroiu
vineyard of tho world. Wo try to imitate
her in New York, but wo fail. Wo havo
poverty enough in Now York and fluent, ox
tomiornneous lieggnrs as well us more or less
disease, but weiiavonot been nolo
so far to
ch a wav
unlto our poverty nnu uiseaso 111 sucn a way
as to successfully imitate tho picturesquo
luzzaroul of the east. Our joor peoplo in
America are too robust mid our invalids aro
too many of thorn wealthy. So long as it is
that way Europe and Asia will do our lax
taroul business In spltoof all wo can do to
proveut it.
Wo enn get up a fair specimen to look at,
but it lacks ago and tho air of travel an woll
as the plcasln,; malformations M-cullar to the
lazzaroui bijouterie of the old world. I
sometimes think that the reason Naples so
long retained her supremacy over other cities
In this lino was largoly duo to tho stimula-
A.im --.-ftBlfw r rfrt lifi 1kCdt ijii tv4fftat 1
n vS and tho-'d'nt
lazzaronl in thu matter of oruptl
tho matter of eruptions.
Tho jxipulntlon of Naples is nearly fiOO.OOO,
but the annual rainfall I havo boon uuablo
to obtain. If I can Hud out in tlmo I will
Bend it in my next letter. If you wish to
send mo the money for this pleco and hold
thu article till I can ascertain whut the rain
fall Is you may do so. J. O.
Tho foregoing Is written In such n plain,
straightforward way, and contains so much
information, that I am in doubt whether Mr.
Gould wrote it or not, but Kilbly ho has
been taking something for his memory.
Whether ho has douo so or not, it Is safo to
say tliat he has tccu taking something, Tho
only way to keep Mr. Could from taking
something is to nail it (Irmly to tho lloor.
In printing the letter I do it to help Mr.
Gould, mid w ish to state that 1 do not hold
myself rosponsil;
bio for any of tho statements
Hill Nye in New York World.
'
iniule therein.
V lit Applicant.
"Yes, wo -nut n giKMl strong boy.
havo you lier.toforu boon employed!"
Wliore
"In a pcum.iiisiiip academy."
"And whni kind of work did youdo therer
"I was eiiipluyil to Joggle tho table when
a scloilai' f"io his 'fair simiplu of my hand
writing,' beftire 'liking lessons at .Scribblers'
Caliiupliie aeiii'iitny." lloston Traiueript.
t,,1?S Kffi
wnAT SHALL WK WKAR1
NEW DESIGNS IN JEWELRY, INCLUD
ING A COLLAR ORNAMENT.
I'limli nml Vltrt Limit Clonk l)-il(jnutl
for i:rulni( Wont -A St Hull (lintn
MiuIm wild llHrk I1h Hrnprry Over n
Unt Skirl.
Tho stylish gown show n In tho cut Is de
signed for n morning dross and Is appropri
ately worn on any
occasion where u cloth
dross Is admissible.
DIIKRH 07 TWO KINDS OF CLOTH.
Tills dress is mado of two kinds of cloth.
Tho Jacket bodice, with its simulated waist
coat fronLs, isndmlrablyndaptoil to tho show
ing olT of n good ilguro. Tho dark bluo cloth
drncry which falls In long graceful folds In
ftnif ntnl nf lln. I.nolr (a Inntwj1 lili.ti i ntin
sldo tobhow tho dnrlc'rwl skirt underneath,
n,l ftkirtlxdiiirniiltiitdiilii. A iuiKMiiienturio
agrnflTo oriinmcuts ono Bldo of tho xkirt. Tho
bodlco is mado of the samo cloth as Is tho
draery, while tho simulated waistcoat
fronU aro of tho red cloth. Attention Is
directed to tho graceful and becoming ar
rangement of tho hair.
IrtiliiR Wraps.
Plush is a favorite fnbrlo for ovonlng
cloaks, and comes in all tho now palo and
dark shades, in apricot, Nilo green, gold
brown, and lxmch colors, also In tho dull rod
of Cordova leather, and tho ruby red which
bo beaming. The .ImpcH aro very large, I
long and full, with thu new liolutod sling
sleeves, or else with merely silts for tho arms
to pass through. Crystal beading and light
furs trim the lighter cloaks, while black pas
somenterie mid black fur Is placed in length
wise rows on the red wraps. The linings are
rich brocaded, striped, or changeable silks
wadded with down, mid very lightly quiltod
in parallol bias rows an inch npart. Tho bro
caded velvets that aro now sold so cheaply
mako handsome evening cloaks in tho pule
rose, blue, nnd copcr rod shndes bordered
with fenthc. trimming.
Now Ornament for n LuiIj'h Collar.
Iii tho cut Is shown a now design for an
ornament for a lady's collar which origi
nally appeared In Jeweler's Circular.
C0M.AU 0HNAMF.NT BCAUK HV8.
Thisonriment,ns will Iw si-en, diHt rs from
tho usual collar button, ns well ns from tho
brooch and laco pin, lcing quito an original
affair. It consists of two small gold but
tons of Homnu or Latin finish set with dla-
ra0I1(Ul or othor BCIIW mul oonil.fte.1 by a
chain of gold, from
which is suspended a
chased gold ball.
The two lomaiiilng figures nro merely new
designs for the exceedingly jwpulnr scarf
pin which U worn ullko by liotu sexes, serv
ing as a lsmiict nnd ribbon pin with the ladies,
nml 11 scarf pin with moo.
ItrliloH lit Homo unit Ahioail.
Just what Now York brides aro wearing
may Interest our readers. Following aro
descriptions In brief of toilets that np
jioared at weddings occurring one day last
week: A bride married in St. Oeorgo's
church, and wearing a Worth gown cmbrol-
rflfkBAUl II lilt Llliritt 4 Mt iAyf .J dit.fll linikhl.1 vr-
1 " """ "" """ '""' i1"'"3! "ud "
I ,,ct''c'nco ' Ijarl with n diamond clasp and
uiuiiiuini huh ln'iKiiiiit, uii nor cortugo WTW
a boautlf ill flour do lis of diamonds, tho gift
of tho groom. In her hair glittered a dia
mond rose, and oil one shoulder reposed n
boctlo composed of rubles, emerulds and dla
momls. TliU brido carried a praynr liook,
tho cover of which was of silver, enameled
in white A bride married at home on tho
samo day woro a nocklaeo of jionrK, and had
tho old point laco arranged about her low cut
corsugo, held in place by a large diamond
sun. Bhe woio n diamond crescent lu her
hair and small dlnmoudplusweie used 111 the
arrangement of her bridal veil. Tho nbovo
aro not isolated cases, but fair reprctoutu-
' 'iW?y.
I "" ' -""' """ """- ,"" """ "l";"'ul"
Luinii;iT, nun lltnilioimiiiu lor weoilllig
gowns, havo increased the demand for gem
( necklaces, mid the reniilt Is an unusually line
assortment of theso orimmcutx. A favorite
nocklaeo with hi ides is 0110 of ivorl, with a
pendant of diamonds surioumlcd by pearls,
or a diamond sun pendant.
At bowrul lecent Fiench weddings tho
brides wero attired in gowns of white cloth,
principally tho smooth surfaced, glossy
Venetian cloth. In one instance the Inxllco
and square train was of cloth. A full plalt
1 ing of white braid edged tho trim, and ft
ruche of white velvet and 11 band of silver
passementerie was laid all nrouud it.
At iiu-cent fashionable Kiilmh wedding
tho brideuiaids wore little girls, ouch ono
! wearing a frock of whlto serge In aided with
1 " I'V. ;",',, '? """'.: ', " "".,
, f"1'" .1 1 iW.t n ' "
lurgo rod bows at ono sldo.
dark us I, led sashi-a and
Not only aro brideuiaids expected to mako
a pn.oiit to the bride, but the brido iu turn
gives u bouxouir to each inaldou; this may
bo a ring, a fnn, 11 bonnet pin iu a word,
nny jiersonnl trinket.
Doos comjKsel of uucurleil ostrich feathers
are worn by Parlsieiuies. MulTs to match
tlioso Iwas huvo cocks' heads attaehitl, comU
111 d all
' --Tifr l " 4? ft I Al Ml u, 'liL
f
STRAY JOKES.
, I3clentll ny that tho savngn tins a mora
, neuto miis of smell than clvlllrcd Hopl.
They have more material to practice on.
Tho Kpoch.
, Nothing ho vividly reminds us of tho brev
, ity of lift as a tlili ty day note. -Diif L
J Borne jHHipIo nru so sauguluo In this world
I that they think thny can plant a handful of
( seed In asuowdilft and gather a carload of
strawlHuhi tho day after tho Hint thaw.
Ilaltlmom American.
I Farmer's Wife Will you Ikj smiUhII
, Trani With pleasure, iiiii'niu, Your next
door iielghlior's dog has Just unseated mo.
Now llaeu News.
loo 1 1 1 tn Hoy la.
Ilnrks 'liwrti. lloy-liinten.
Detroit 1'nii lYess.
The Innly of n Iwy drowms:! nt Wlnchen
don, Mass., was found through tho uso of tho
electric light, which was submerged In tho
water. It may bo possllilo to llud n dead boy
by using thu clcctrlo light, but it would tako
nn Illumination of ulxmt 100,KHI,()00 cnudlo
wwor todlccovern lad alxiut llvo minuted
nfter ho Iimm loft tho houso with tho remark)
"I'm only golu' round tho corner." -Norrls
town Hernld.
A writer saysi "There Is always some
thing pIctuicHipic and striking about nn old
mill." If the writer wants to wo something
"striking" ho Hhould wltucHi a modern "mill"
between a couplo of noteil pugilists. NorrU
town Herald.
A VCRY AGED TALE.
-t.
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Tills artist lncklng ninnoy, li(Wtnndn a drawing
funny, nml w ith hoe Ills fneo Is sunny j
Dear 1110,
Wlmtnlco!
For In Ills hungry mind lie fanelos he lias tllnod,
Bay on a inonl of M'KeUljIos anil mutton.
Ills wonilorful creation (Kirtrnys IhnpcrturtiatlOD,
and the Innerniost vexation,
Ufa, uiyt
Don't sIkIi,
Of the innn who vainly seeks, with tlic carpet on
his cheeks
For hours, to find his fleeting collar button.
But alas for lilm, xor ehnp, he appears to be tin
happy, for he little knew th trup ha
tipruug when
IIIsien
jh him to the door on tho Join nullHtlo lloor,
Where he fouud mi editorial Ilea caged.
lis thoticht thu sketch was witty, hut look on bin)
with pity, for this hapiienod hi tint city,
Oh, dear I
How queer,
A long, long tlmo ago a century or so
i-or een men mis joi;o nas ery agon.
lox
iix Massoh.
A Iliiy In HrUtluvllln.
Ono day Death assembled his grisly court
and demanded a report from all his terrible
agents. "Who best has dono my work upon
mankind f' demanded tho monarch. Up roso
tho Keroseuo Lamp, but before slio could
speak tho Toy Pistol put lior down and stood
beforo tho King of Torrors. "1" ho tcgan,
but was kicked clear out of tho presonco by
tho Kmpty Gun. "I am here, oh klug," ho
began, but an American Pie ehokod him in
tho act of bjieaking. "Away, thou sudden
death 1" exclaimed a haughty voice, and iu tho
speaker strode, into view, all the court pros
trated itself with fear, and oven Death mado
ready to vacate his throne. "And who art
thouT asked the monarch. "I am a Firo Es
cape," Ilut with the uppluuso that greeted
his namo a durk shadow fell upon tho court,
and as a figure of ghastly terror loomed in
view, the court took to Its heels, and Death,
gathering his bones together forn good start,
asked wlthtiemhllng jaws, "And thou!" "II"
replied tho new comer, "I am the Iloss. I am
tho Life lloat." And with a horrible shriok
Death fled, liurdutte in Ilrooklyn Eagle,
In I'ajmttiit for the 1'ujiur.
How you may get Tho Herald without
raonoy. llrlng us:
Twenty ikhuuIs of jxirk; or
Ten pounds of rk sausage; or
Two bunhoU of sound Iri-lt potutoes; or
Five bushels of sound turnips; or
Ten good chickens; or
Ten pounds of good lard; or
One bushel of good onions.
Any jH'rson bringing us any of tho above
In the ipuuitit) named w ill receive the paper
until Jim. I, IhS'J; for half the quantity wo
will send It half tho time, llawl Ureen
(Ky.) Herald.
Hut (Sets There All the Suuo.
The aeronaut doesn't want the earth,
Washington Critic
It ain't ib man dat is hard tor wimp dat
ginn von demos' trouhle It is do feller dm
w.i.i t stuv wlmi'i'isl
IS J f S -7 II U til 'S ' J
THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
A Hnmll llii)' Anilrly .Not In Know
r.vrrjllihiir.
A gout Ionian onco saw a Ixiy indlng llm
bnrk from ono of his choice tree with a
hatchet. Tho gentleman tiled to catch tho
boy, but tho latter was tin) quick for him, so
the farmer changed his tactics, "Come hero,
my Utile soli," ho said, In 0 soft, flu to Ilka
voice w It It oouiilei foiled friendliness, "001110
hero to mo a inluulo I want to toll you
something," "Not yet," replied the irclp
lenl, "lllllo boys like me don't need to know
etery thing." Texas Hlftlugs.
llio Wlmilos uf Viil(rfiiliir.
UoiuocupioHslons nro all the 111010 forrihla
for having spiting sMiiitnueously Into exist
onco without the fostering aid uf grammar,
Lillian had an uncomfortable way of waking
before light, nnd oxHvllng tho family 'u
rlsii with her nt what they considered mi un
bearably tin ly hour.
"Lillian, you must He still aim try to
rloop," said her mother one morning, when
tills eavly bird began to chirp.
"I'll try," wtlil thu child, mid so she did,
but It was to no purpose, In llvo minutes
showas sitting up In I ml playing with her
little pink tin's. Tills tlmo her mother, grow
ing Impatient, us sleepy jicopU) havo been
known to do, summntlly extinguished her
under the bedclothes, saying, In dwpalri
"Lillian, 1 told you to try once morn logo to
loopl"
"I know it, mammn,"sald truthful Lillian,
"and I did try, but the wake wiggles lu ma
so I can't keep still I" Youth's Companion.
Auotlirr IIiiiiIpI Holiitlon.
Willie Is a little Hootch Ixiy who lives In
Glasgow. Ho Is fi yours old, and has not yet
learned to Iike"oaKo brow," which In his
country is given tochllihoiitocoo! tho blood,
"do on, Willie, you must eat It," wild his
jiapaoue day at hieakfnst,
"Hut I don't like it, dada," replied the Isiy.
"That doesn't matter; you must eat It. It
will do you good ami make you fat llko
Daniel, who lived on It when he was 11 boy,"
"Did hoi Was that the man who was In
the den of llonsf"
"Yes, that was the mail."
"Well, then," lopllod the lad, scornfully,
" I don't wonder the lions didn't oat him."
The hinell of iouso biose Is not by any
menus pleasant. Harier's Young l'mple
Vii) mul Mcium.
A little boy, (lussle, where I llvo, has an'
sunt who goo away In summer nnd lives
with him lu winter. Him was coining back,
but the room she tisisl to havo I hao now,
Ono day ho asked me If my huibaml would
feel bad If I rhotild die. I told him I thought
ho would. Then ho asked 1110 if 1 would feel
bad If my husband died. I told him 1 would.
He thought a few minutes. Then he said:
"Well, If (list would take the Itoth of you
Aunt Delia could havo the room." IJoslou
Globe.
Fell OfT the Train.
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fa
S-iK'ii-'faA
MrjrT
Railroad .Man Aro you badly hurt, slrl
Victim Hurt; nnwl Doyoustipposo 1'vo
practiced tobogganing for nothing! How
York Hun,
Tim Way of tlin Winn.
"It Is greatly to bo rega-tttsl," was re
marked In the hearing of an Illinois farmer,
"that farmers' iKiys do not stick to tho farm.
It Mums as If scarcely any of them do."
"Oh, I dunno," said tho farmer. "1'vo
raised eight loys and they'ro all farmers
'oopt one."
"Is that so? Only one of them caught by
tho glitter of tho city, ohl"
"Yes, that's all. ' Poor Hob would go, splto
of all I could do run away to the city whon
ho was l'J, ami we ain't never soon him since,
though it's boon over twenty year. Hut I
dunno but It's all right;he hadn't no llkln' for
farm work, nor wouldn't tako no interest in
it. HuJoV naturally sconied to hate tho farm
and didn't know enough about furm work to
drivo ducks to water."
"Yet, I think it was liettor that ho should
loavo the farm, as he ovideutly had 110 tasto
for it. Is he iu tho mercantile busiucssf"
"Oh, no, nothing of the kind," replied tho
farmer, "no, for tho last ten years Hob has
been editor of an agricultural paper. Ho
writes most all of tint 'Hints to Fanners,'
How to Do Farm Work,' 'Stick to tho Farm,
Boys,' and such things." Fred Curruth iu
Chicago Tribune.
i:very Man to Ills Timlo.
Chicago Man (at a union ilcjxit) So you
aro moving to Chicago, eh!
Philadelphia Man Yes, I am tired Iwlng
swindled, ami have mado up my mind to
sottlo in Chicago, w hero I can get my Penn
sylvania coal cheap.
Chicago Man I am moving to Philadel
phia. My health Is not very good, and I
want to live where I ciui get the liest quality
of western liecf cheap. Omaha World.
A I.lltlo .lllu-il.
A youth from tho mrul regions, with his
pants nt half mast, and evidently suffering
from malaria, called at one of our village
stores the past week for u box of ipiecu-ann
pills and a small bottle of pneumonia, Con
necticut Vulloy Advertiser.
Ilutwt'on llio KUics.
Miss MiiCuskor (of Cincinnati) I'm so glad
to seo you, dear And just lu t lino for the
patty, too.
MisMHmekli i"f New Yoik) I'm afrnld
I'm too tuixl t.i disslpjito much.
Mls-iMcl'iiL. r Tliat isn't dlssivition chero
anile. Papa- mitts stventl lUHiplo you'll
like, to gi n. . tn tho factory and see (iiom
juek poilct.i 1 1 1 row. Tnl HitA
jPk T"
...! J I ' (-M.H.. IIIMJ .
JVJ fctt W7K
SOMETHING NEW.
We hne puirlincd Die 11, cat innrkct oif
Miiugcr llros (foiincrly Shcrier & llcnl-
rclrlil 11K S. nth .Street Wo will furry si
full line of 3
Fresli and Salt Meats, Lard, Fish,.
Gamo, Poultry, Duller, Egs, Elc.
Wholccale nml Rennll Goods bcllvfrcd lo
im part of the city. Telephone (m Come
mul see us,
IOVHY & SON-
H. W. BROWN,
f f I Dealer In ,
Drugs and Medicines
IB; PiMNTS,OILS,GLASS.
Hooks, Stationery, etc
117 S. ICIcvrnlli t.
BLOOD POISON.
Old (IpsiI forth conlAln
, tho nullitinpnra of IiIihmI
Imli-oiil Win) rnn mvnllmv
It, einlilni; nut nf nlil lisitli
t i'Vitjt mel nml lie
hcslllirr Tlicnn Irelli ro
ilpnil, iilrcrstisl, mill ntlliy
Ireipiuiill rnii.o n nulled
fsru HI11111I1I (ortslnly Isi
extrsctril mul rciilm cfwlth
rood, srtillclsl iis'th Hint
unvar ftclin. Csu Isinitlriiil
vl wltliout pain. No hum.
hug.
New Years Proclamation.
In oriler Hint rviry 111m tuny he Hhlu to cut turkey
hsiikfully, u will put iiinttlllrliil loctli si the foL
ln low nilo- mull in n of 1,1,1, iryl Wll
mlnRtfinTvi'tli, .; Hll.loy'it IWth, uwsl mors thi
" '.l!,,.,0.".,,,.' hit "In, 11 vury Him nrtlrlii, $7 60 imr
Mt White's Put ut Tool, with iilulist of ilnuW.
trriiKtli. wear with n M-rHi;nnl ikiIIhIi, golilwefc.
pUlas, bililKo work, lie , nt llio inrml reiuonshl.
'1r.lc? , luei'i No. 10, IJOd O unit, llaldwla Urtsw
block. Lincoln ,S'ili
Dlioaiod Qums.
Tho trcth tum black mul die, tin nms bleed al:
n
tho illuhtust touch, ulcerate, tho teeth loosen
fall nut, tlm breath Is horrible.
DR. A. P. BURRUS,
1200 O Btroot,
Oa tbelUptit Transit, rate up dlsoued
ratkos tho anesl koIJ and platinum aillngn, 11;
Um Ouost tcsth that tobacco will not tarnish.
PEERLESS
Steam Laundry
1117 P Street
Still In tho front and absolutely leading all
viniwtltor. Thoroughly equipped for th
itiest work, giving to cuch customer an un
juallfleil guarajitee for all work done, All of
our work done with neatness and dispatch.
We solicit orders for suburban villages and
nrlghliorlng towns, paying tho express on all
inters one way, llespectfully,
C. J. PRATT.
S. H. BURNHAM,
BROKKR.
Motusy loiuiwl on long or short ttms at lows
it. Office In Illchards' lllock, room a
Take eloratorou EleTcath street eotranosw
i&A5
3.A.SH0EMAKER)M.D.
Honi(eopatliist Pliysician,
Tcleplionc No, 685.
163 South nth Street, Lincolm NEn
Crystal Steam Laundry
Will call for, and promptly deliver all w c
eutnistiHl to them, and llnlsh same
iu latest a lid Ih-s) ii.auner.
NEW MCHINERY,
nml In-st facilities In the tity, for doing strict
ly llrstroluss work. Our riuw liK-atious are
LAUNDRY, Corner 24th and 0 Sts.
CITY OFFICE; 119 N. 12tb Street.
TKLKPHONK No. 178.
tfA trial will convince you that th
Crstul linen the Oi st laundry work iu the
Nookan's Place.
Having arranged nn sample rooms for
the cuiiveniencc of the public and stocked
it with the best brands of
Wines, Liquors & Cigars
I would rcspcitfulU solicit u share of pub
IU patronage Nh goods are all er fine
.mil from tin ocst makers, and 1 will take
plc.isurt in filling all orders for
FAMILY SUPPLIES.
In connection with m
conduct a first class
sample room 1
LUNCH COUNTER.
where at nn tlmo a short order lunch may
e had at reasonable price. Call and sec
me.
No. 1015 O Street.
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