' b' r .(ii-LI J I L . DR. L. WENTE DENTIST. Makes the preservation o( the natural teeth n upcclulty by nil known approval method. (5 old ami Mrcclaln crown s mounted on the natural root. All operation pcrfonncil without pain. aStlofnctlon guaranteed. TO TllK l'KOI't.K or LINCOLN, MICIIHAHKA, Wo, tlio undersigned am jieroonnlly ac quainted with Dr. U Wcnto, who In to lonvo II noon and enRtiKo hi tlio practice of dentls trv In vour city. Wo can imhwltathmly recommend lilm a a thorough master of hi profofwlnn, and wo nro sure that all work ontrintod to him will bo skillfully ierforinod. J. UNDRIIIIIl.t., M. I). W. W. Mu.Ma.nn, M. 1). J. E.MoAiamm,.M. H.M.I). J, M Oai.i.kikjoii, I). 1), H, Qaudmch, Illinois, Jan, '!, IHS7. 116 South Eloventh St., Lincoln, Neb. WEBSTER &BRISC0E Boots and Shoes. Fine Shoes and Dancing Pumps A SPECIALTY. Price a low a reliable first-clan (rood can be told for, and nil honorable compe tition fairly met 1043 O Street. FINE : ART : STUDIO. 1.114 O street. Examine sample of 'our work before ordering clsawherc. Hew Hampshire SPBUCB Step, Single and Extension LADDERS AT 230-232-234 S. 1 ith st. JLINCOLN HARDWARE Co. LINOOLN Philharmonic : Orchestra, A. lUOINOW, Q. II. Aschhan, Musical Director, Manager. Office Funke' Opera House, 8d Floor, Front Will fumkh draud or Sacred music for COXCEUTS, WKDDINOH, PAUTIK8, JlALLS and all other occasion requiring flniUdass music t3rSpeclfU rates will be made with club desiring the ochestra for tho Reason, rates furnished on application. We also desire to state that wo hare opened a Conservatory of Slualo In our apartments In the opera house building, for the Instruction on orchestral instruments. Tuition hours; S a. n 111 19 noon, and 1 till 4 p. m. overy day except Sunday. For scholar not able to attend atregu ar hours, special time will be given. For further Information as to prices, time, etc address or call on the manager. $350 in GOLD Given away at Ed. Cerf 's clothing store. 67 Prizes 905. O street. tiwnnfff itli iirir 1 mn n rirn i n iiririihwiifrmiiiwiriOLlrtra'jfrisin iiiTmw t nai'MlM''""' r sfsAMM1wsifc THE COURIER A linlUir htitr of Modern 7Vmc. PUnUiailltD 3ATUKDAY rtiiiiMiuniom Ono Yir by Mall or Carrier t,0) HI x months, 31,00, Thn-o mouths M Cents, Ono month lOCiiitslmnl nlilj In Adntice. nviciirnKMittrt: Unlet furnished on nppllentlMi nl tlio ofllco. 8eelnl rnlet on Tlmo Contract. t'oKTnimrnoN! Hliort spicy sketehe, miii, and stories solicited. Personal nnd Koclnl uoti- nro rsHclnlly desirable. I'niNTiNOi Wo nwikn n specially of linn 1'rlntlnK 1 1 all It hrnnuhe. Hoclety work a specially Ailitniut all I'ouiiminlcAtlonii direct to tlio office. wicaaiCL, nouniNS, KtiiTon and rnocaiKTon. Cnpllnl Hotel Ml North Khivi'Mli Street. Telephone: editorial ltooina BM, I'rlntltiK, VTO. TAKE NOTICEI Tlio CouiiiKH will not Ikj rofjionsltilo for any del mnilo by any ono In It iiniuo, tin lossn written order nocoininnloH tlio amo, properly signed, of eourtto. Wkhhki. & Doiiiiinh, Prop'r. Now that tho United HlnloH supremo court ha decided that Maxwell, tho layorof l'rel ler, must hang, It I to lie hood that he will hang. SkvkhaL of our exchange am discussing thoqurstlon, ''Why Don't tho Men Marry!" Considering that till In leap year, It I proba bly Ihhiuiho tho girl don't nk them. Mn. KiikuNyk, wo learn, ha Invented u now, Illustrated Joko. Mr, Nye's Ingenuity and Industry nro to lm commended. A now Joko undoubtedly fills n long-felt want. It 1 rt'M)i tod that Julian Hawthoruo re ceive $1,000 uplccti for editing Inhjiector Pyrites' stories, Julian hail Instter stick to tho Job; It ay better than editing hi own slorics. KvKHY man in tho lower house of coukivxm ha iutroduciMl or will shortly Introduce n bill fur tho erection of a public hutldhiK at homo K)lut or another, Kvlduntly (ho mirplu Is d(H)ined. Tint Cot'HIKH ha Mcured tho Hcrvlce of 0110 of LIucoIii'h ni(wk acitimpllHlicil young la dlitt, who will luivafter pri'sldo over tho social column of tlio paper, thus enabling u to more fully cover that Held. Now that tho Atchison and Lincoln iiowh pnpcni havo tnuuortalltcd tho iiamo of Will IIiiblianl'Keriian, nuppoMi thoy give us a rest 011 him, Keniau ha both gooil mid bad itial Hies, llko tho rot of humanity, but it 1 hard ly right to show up tho luul only. IlKV. W. O. Ilnwklu Is contributing n so rle of letter descriptive of KuroiHiin sight nnd scenes to tho Couiiiku w hich will well repay jwniwil. Air. Hawkins Is 11 very enter tnlulug writer, and present new light 011 ov ery subjoct upon which ho touches. TllK comparative amount of buslnvs, and relatively, tho comparative sites of Lincoln and Hasting Is mIiowii by tho sum total of postolllco ivcclpt nt tho two cities. Lincoln foots up tio.OOO and Hasting $15,000. And yet sonio people cldlm that Hasting is a ri val of this city, If Lincoln over finds It out thoro will bo sonio fun. That spring Ikxhii 1 begliinlmi to show It elf. letters from manufneturerf In the cast nro received dally by tho lxvird of trade, and Lincoln seem to bo In favor n n location. Wo havo room for them all, no lot them all como. This year will w line many additions to tho manufactories of tho city, and n cor responding Increase In population. CrriZKNH of Olbbon, Shelton, Kenrncy, Co ead and other places along tho lino of tho Union Pacific" whoro tho Hiipply of coal had Wo oxhaustcd, stopped trains and emptied coal cars of their contents. It seems a llttlo unreal oven to irnons hero in Lincoln to read of such occurrences, but no 0110 blames the jeoplo for their desj-crnto acts. houk surprise I felt In home quarter that Hon. J. M. Thurston accepted thoKMltIon of solicitor to tho Union Pacific railroad, there by dolwirring him from tho race for United 8tatos senator. It Is to bo notlcod, how-ovcr, that thero is a dlffercnco of 7,000 n year in favor of tho railroad ixisltton. Besides, tho latter was n suro thing, which tho other wn for from being. The retirement of Mr. T. J. Potter from the management of the Union Paclllo railroad would iw a sad blow to tho Interests of that road. It is hoped that Mr. Potter's health will bo such that ho can fulfill his project of making tho U, P. the great railroad its facil ities and locntlon render possible Mr. Potter empluitlcally denies nny intention whatever of offering his resignation. The Burns club of Omaha celebrated tho 120th anniversary of the birth of tho Scottish iHird Wednesday ovenlng with a iMUKjuotand ball at Exposition hall, In which nearly three hundred iwrson partlciated. Toasts wero responded to by Hon. J. M. Thurston, Mr. John Wilson and Mr. Q. M. Hitchcock. Tlio exercises were intonspcrseC with tho play ing of Scotch nlrs by tho band and tho sing ing of Scotch ballads by various members of tho company. Atlejs Haht. of tho North Nebraska Fji- glo, is up for honors. The Couiiieh Is In re ceipt of nn elegant folder with tho words "Birth Announcement" embossed in gold across tho upper half, and on tho tiny card bolow the Information is given that tho now arrival will bo known iu the social world us "Georgia LomIno;Hart,"havlng become a res dent of Nebraska January 13th, 18S8. Con gratulations are now in order, and none can bo moro sincere than the well wishes of tho CouniEit, which aro hereby extended, with compliments of the season to Mr. and MnC L. A. Hart. TllK worklngman ha very llttlo how f"orn fair henrlng at tho hand of tho pre of tho country, Jiwt now the men w ho nre out on Mrlkoontho Philadelphia & Heading nmd aro receiving all tho blaino for tho coal fmn Ino, tho high prleo of that commodity nnd varlou other ovll. Tho CnUHlKU llkw to wo fair play, and a from roiinl olnervn tlonlt know tho employe of tho Heading aro treated very shabbily In coiiipurlwn with tlintmvonled IV'iimylvanln Centnil men, It dcMWi't lilaiun them nuich for trlklng. Tlio matingemeut of the Heading havo lieon very niggard In thnlr dealings with employes, and when they were making big money never of fered an ndvanco In wage, but when tho uliu'k tlmo enmo nutel to rethico them. Thoy havo arrogated to themwlveii every lit tlo bit of prollt, havo nilel tho employe with an Iron hand, nnd tho only wonder I that tho men havo stood ltnlonga thoy havo. Hlght ly managed, tho P. & It. should lie ono of tho Inwt paying road III tho country, tapping n It doc tho great coal region of Peuulvanla and running through Mich cities a Heading, PotUvllIe, Beriititon, WllllainiKirt, Hunbury and other. Tho blnmo fur tho in I mi In price of coal hhoulil Imi pineal 011 tho fchoulder of Austin Corlilu and hi subordinates whoro It rightly lioloiig and not 011 thow)of men vtho aro liattllng for enough money jkt diem to keep themselve and fnmllle nllvu. In Bcrlbner' Magazluo for Kebniary wo llnd a very Intorontlng article "What tho Will KiroctJ," from tlio kii of Prof. William JamcN, from which wo take tho following ox tract: Ifonovioro a pure sentimentalist, with no KetiHO for Nature' cold inechnnlc. one might keep an utterly cloistered faith and ltvo with ono' head In tho wind of soma cnnxl which utterly delicti physiology nnd physic, and yet havo 11 pcifcctry good Intellectual coiiKclenco, and cotitlder that till wan noth ing hut yielding to ovldcnco of 111. objective sort. Ho, too, if ono were a good tmlluetketl materlallKt by nature. Having no yearning for tho lullnlte, It would cot nothing to give tho Inllulto up, nor to sny that tho mechani cal philosophy had written itnelf in clinrac tent of living light on tho virgin tablet of ono' puru Intelligence. Hut theso OHtrleh-lIko nttltiiilo aro Uitli of them getting harder than over to maintain, With civilization, sympathy and MMisibllity and tho love of life aro over growing more uo.uto nnd exacting; and toiling otmtluately within us like never to bo Hlt"iiced bolls, thoy demand that tho ele ment which wo cull dlvluo in thing fchnll Ikj an eKstiutlal and etornnl element a well. Hut there, too, on the other hand, llko n great ocean spread outnldu of u, lie the world without a purpose of tho mechanical plilloto phy in which what Isdlvlno apjicurs as a mere accident; and no model n man' cat can Irs ouitodcuf to tho tumbling of that ocean's wave. .Suit Khriim With It Intense itching, dry, hot skin, often broken Into painful cracks, nnd tho llttlo Watery pimple, often causes indoscritinhlo suller lug. Hood' Sarsaporllla ha wonderful power over till disease. It purities tho blood and excl.tho luimoiyuidtlio skin heals with out a scar. Send for book containing many statements of cures to C. I. Hood&Co.,npoth ocarle, Lowell, Mass, SlierlrT hale. Notlco Is hereby given tliat by vlrtuo of an execution Issued fry tho Clerk of tho District Court of tho Second Judicial District of Ne braska, within and for Umcaster county, In an action wherein Hegnler & Slump nro plaintiff and Charles W Hellloy defendant, I will, nt!J o'clock Kin., on the 27th day of February, A. D. ltS8, at tho front entranco to tho District Court rooms In city of Lin coln, Lancaster county, Nebraska, ofTer for sale at public auction tho following descrtlKsl real estate, to wit: Ixits Two and Threo (2 and .t) In Block Four (4) In Clark' Addition to Bennett in Ijiiico ter county, Nebrnskn. Given under my hand this 2 Ith day of Jan uary, A.D., 1&8. S. M. MELICK, Sherlir. Ilurlliigtou Itnulo Callfuruln Kxeurslon. Ijust cheap excursion by tho Burlington Houto Feb. 10th. Tickets fOO.OO. CItHxl for six month fiMK). Kxcuilou tickets sold everyday. For tickets, ratcc of fare, etc,, apply to A. C. Zikmhii, City Pass. Agent. Traveler, Take Notice. Hereafter Ksengers holding local tickets rending from Lincoln or stations cast to ArIi land, Omaha, Plattsmouth, or Paclllo Junction will not Imj curried on No. 3 leaving Lincoln ntl:oOp.iu. P. S. Euhtis, General Passenger Agent. 8t, laul and the Norlhwont. Points In the nlwvo directions aro reached best by tho Elkhorn valley lino. Connections nro suro nnd tho lino mostdirect. Get tickets at US South Tenth Btreet or depot, comer S and Eighth sreetts. They know just how to please you with oysters in every stylo at Brown's Now Vienna Cafo St. l'uul leu 1'iiIhcu KxcurMo". January SMth tlio Klkhorn Valley train leaving Lincoln at 12:05 noon will connect at Missouri Valley with a special limited excur sion train for St. Paul to enablo pussoiiKer to witness tho llrstNtnrmlnKoftho lee I'ahiceoii Friday night and to seo tho icrand lllumlna-. tlou of (Saturday evening. Ticket good re turning till Feb. 6th. Hound trip, $13.65 Berth reserved In advanco at 115 H. Tenth t Canon City Coal nt tho Whltebreust Coal and Lime Co. Klkhorn Valley Line laiiBr Train Sor rice. Tho Chicago llyer is train No. 44, leaving at 12:05 noon. It carries a through palace Bleejier Lincoln to Chicago, and a dining car from Missouri Valley and reaches its destina tion nt 8 o'clock tho follow lug morning. This train makes connection at Fremont for Nor folk and Omaha; at Missouri Vally for Sioux City und St. Paul. Train No. 42 laes Lincoln at 0:55 a. in. for Wahoo, Fremont, Norfolk, Chadron, the Black Hills country, York, Soward, and Has tings. To the Traveling l'ubllc. Plcaso note that n suiierb lino of FREE CHAIR CARS Is now run lutween Lincoln and Chicago on trnlns Nos. f and No. 0; nlsc that sleeping car lierths or drawing rooms 011 tlio "flyers," No. 1 and 2 mny lw reserved in advance at Ulty ilCKOt umco, ixiruur emo and 0 Streets. A. C. Zihmek, City Passenger Agent Jacksonville, Flortdn, excursion tlckots on sale at Elkhorn ticket olllce, 1158o. 10th St. Imported wuoking tobaccos, finest mado, to Ixj had only nt Havana cigar factory, Burr block. 1 Blankets one-lialf price at Oaklkv & Co's in "TTi ii nfnTriilT'iffiWiiaWw mwiini A STUDY IN WH1TK. Within a llTrr light the liuly stands Like soma fair sniut Hit robo of urrat nhlU A lonlrr lear of Mphjr roen dowu From orgtiet's snowy breast, .ttnl from hri- head, Bo nobly poised, there fall n iiilsty scarf Bpun fnun the (Inest fleece of ali-liert'a fold. In ring, all argentine, her linlr lie soft On pure, pule brow, where Intellect I writ As puro the hand that with such kindly gracw A welcome! hold. Hut now she seak, and 01 Her gulli'lesa nord uncoiiclously ruVenl Whiter than nil Clm woman' RpotleH soul I Mai Btcrenln Homo Journal A PHILANTHROPIC JOKE. A Chicago Man Makes n I'rnlt AVoman Ilnppy by a I.lttln Hereptlon. "IIow easy It Is to inako omo Koile happy by deceiving them n littlol" wns tho pbllo sophlo remark of Mr. Jacquos Ilanklus, a ho turned from his desk to relate n bit of his ro cent cx)orIenca "Thcro iannltalian woman ft good, clean, hard working woman who comes up hero overy day with fruit to soil. Ono day I wan walking on Adams street, I think It wns, and I saw her wallring in front of mo with her tuiakct on lier arm. Two men wero standing In a storo door, and I hoard ono of them say: 'Don't you romcmlxjr that woman! Btto used to havo a fruit stand in front of my storo In Memphis in war timos. Her namo Is Cunlo.' "That afternoon when ho camo Into my offlco I looked a llttlo sharply athcr and said: 'Ilavcn't I seen you somewhere beforo sonio whero bcsldo hero in Chlcagof 'I don't know,' said sho dubiously; 'your faco socms tort of natural to me.' 'Let mo boo,' said I, assuming a medltatlvo posture; 'didn't you used to havo n fruit Btand In Mcmphlsf Ilor oyos brightened as sho said sho did. 'Right in front of Iiwcnstcin's storo T I said. This was a venturo. for I had merely takon it for granted that tho gentloman who had spoken of her was Mr. Lowciutcln, because that was tho namo on tho sign of tho storo whero ho was standing, and ho looked sort of llko tho proprietor. But it hit tho mark. 'Yes,' said tho woman, sotting down her bosket and looking as tickled as could be, 'that was me.' 'That was about let mo see about twenty thrco or four years ago,' I said. Sho moved hor lips as if sho wero making a calculation, and then, all smiles, said: 'Yes, I was thoro then.' 'Your namo Is Cunlo, is it notf I added. This was tho last feather. That I should remember so much nbout her and oven bo ablo to call ber by namo gnvo her tho greatest Joy. Tears oven carao iuto her eyes, and wo shook hands heartily. "Thon I proceeded to ruako her remember mo. 'Don't you remomber,' I said, 'I used to go to lunch at that little restaurant Just down beyond Lowcnstoln's, and I used to buy fruit of you, and stand and talk to you almost every dityl' Sho looked nt mo a long timo .nil Onnllv linnrflnnllnn .1(l Ifa wr.1. n. H.l. and Anally imagination did its work, as it ol I ways will, and sho remembered mo perfectly. Younovcr saw anybody moropleasod. Ill had been a long lost brother sho could not havo Itoon happier at mooting me. Sho told ino all about her family, every inombcr of whlch I, of courso, remombored more or loss distinctly, and all about her llfo slnco tlion. which would mako an interesting story to ' write Then sho modo up a big bag of fruit wmen 1 lot uor givo to-me, ueeauso ic sccmcu to plcaso her so much to do so. Slucothat I havo, howover, been a pretty regular cus- ' tomcr of hers, and I mean to bo as long aa bm Keeps coming. What it It is truo that I novor was in Memphis iu my life? Sho has told 1110 so much about it that I could go all ovor tho city in tho dark now, nnd I am suro I havo given that poor hard working woman as much pleasure as if I had brought to hor In fact an old friend." Chicago News. Furalturo of tlio Cntncnmbs. Tho furniture of tho Catacombs Is instruc tive and interesting, but most of it has been removed to churches nnd musoums, and must bo studied outside. Articles of ornament, rings, seals, bracelets, necklaces, mirrors, took picks, car picks, buckles, brooches, rnro coins, innumerable lamps of clay (terra cotta) or of bronze (oven of silver and amber) oil sorts of tools, nnd in tho caso of children a variety of playthings wero Inclosed with tho dead. Many of theso articles aro carved with tho monogram of Christ or with other Christian symbols. (Tho lamps in Jewish comotcries generally boar a picture of tho golden candlestick.) A great number of flasks and cups, with or without ornumontAtion, aro also found, mostly outsldo of tho graves and fastened to tho gravo lids. Theso wero formerly sup posed to havo been receptacles for tears, or, from tho red, dried sediment In them, for tho blood of martyrs. But later archa!ol'sts consider them drinking vessels used iu tho Rgapai and oblations. A superstitious habit prevailed iu tho Fourth century, although condemned by a council of Carthago (307) to to givo to tho dead tho euchnristlo wlno, or to put n cup with tho consecrated wlno iuto tho gravo. Tho instruments of torturo which tho fcr tilo imagination of credulous icoplo had dis covered, and which wero mado to provo that almost every Christian burled in tho Cata combs was a martyr, aro simply implements of handicraft. Tho instinct of nature prompts tho bereaved to deposit in tho graves of tbolr kindred and friends thoso things which wero constantly used by them. Tho Idea prevailed also, to n largo extent, that tho futuro llf was a continuation of tho occupations and amusements of tho present, but froo from sin and imperfection. On opening tho graves tho skeleton fre quently uppcara oven now very woll pro served, sometimes in dazzling whiteness, as covered with glistening glory, but falls into dust at tho touch. Tho Century. Dlfllcultlcs of rincor Mining. It will not pay investors nowadays to go Into placer mining without looking a long way ahead. It is only in countries whoro thero aro no farms or arablo ground that placers can bo mined for any length of tims without harassing and costly legislation. Tho fanner whoso lands aro injured by tho refuse of tho placers washed down tho streams aro tho ones that mako tho troublo, and blackmailers uso tho cloak of tho farmer to extort mouoy from tho conpany. -In Mon tana there has boon no troublo of this kind, but In California plocor mining has boon killed, and in Colorado the fight is Just be ginning between tho miners nnd tho farmers. In ono county tho fanners aro now trying to stop tho running of ovory ore mill in tha county, complaining of tho tailing! curried down by tho streams, nnd it thoy kticcood tho Colorado place m might as woll bo given up at once. Mlulng Eagtnoer itGlobo Demo crat. A Lucky Dng. Brown Yon'ro a lucky do:?, Robinson. So you married a girl worth halt 11 million dol lars lu her own right. Robinson (rather moro sadly than tho cir cumstances seem to warrant) Yes. Brow n You ought to put up tho drinks. Itoblmou All right, old man. Just wait whllo I run iuto tho house and seo if I can got n dollar. Llfo. Buttonholes hi children's garments ore apt to tear out, especially lu wufsts and drawer bands. If you will ttitch a strong cord im mediately In front of tho buttonhole yoo will havo 110 moro trouble of this kind. ijsjj3jtr.tftt.fa, , .-j- ,rf 1 tnK I'lnn. find (with carving knife and fork) I V '' the children ready for dluiicrf V, lie Yen, dear, but as wo hao duck for dinner, and tho children have Just returned flout riuuilay school, I thought It better that Hies I'luuld remain upstair until you get throu, 'i with tlio carving. Now York Sun, After the Dinner. Miss Gotham What an elegant menu thoy had! Miss Chicago Did thoyf Well, now, I didn't notlco It. You see, I was bo busy sb tag up tho bill of faro. Tid Hits. A iMte Literary Invent. Tho latest novol submitted to this ofllco for publication Is tho product of nn ambitious boy, who, in tho excitement occasioned by tho thrilling adventures of his hero, forgets that such n thing as a spelling book is in ex istence Tho story is written on ragged monllln paper, in pokobcrry ink, and tho Im pression on tho mind of tho gcntlo reader is lurid in tho extreme. Wo mako no formal announcement of tho publication of this literary sensation, but spring a spocimon chapter on our readers uuawaro: ChApToH Fitu. "Histl" Tho Boy Wunder of tho Yollowstono sod to tho Dred Avenger. Tho Masked Terror histod. "Do you smell bludT ho oskod, hoarsely. "No," was the anser, "but I cent footsteps. Downl" Tho to fell forward on ther face, as tho sound of footsteps seemed to bo walking nearer. It was an unfortunato move. Tho Hov Wnniler nccldontnllv nnllnl tbn trlmrnr of his sixteen shooting rlflo, and tho 10 shots . & .. ,. I ran out in rapiu socessien. Instantly thero was a wild yell from tho throats of the murdunts Blackfcct, nnd they sprang jcl mull Into tho glado. "Wo must kill," sod tho Dred Avenger. "Thero is not ovor ten, an' thoy shall dy bo- cause thoy stolo tho butiful Uoso blossuia from my ranch. I will roveel a gruto secret to you, Boy Wunder. I am the father of help mo kill theso that girl, nn' If you will munturus noru or uusxy uiackroct and res cuo her you can marry her. What do yoa sayr1 I will," said the Boy Wunder of tho Yel lowstone, flrmly. "Theso lnfurnal scalp tak ers shall dy. We shall shed ther blood." "Blud hungodln echoed tho Masked Tor rer, who wo shall kuow in tho future as the father of tho girl. Then tho ten Indians was treutod to a deadly surprise. Tho two whlto men drow thor knives an' pistols, an' the murdurus worriers dropped ded. This is tho end of chapter V, and we draw tho curtain. Drako's Travelers' Magazine. - Iletimied Without Thanks. Mr. A. E. Olmstood, of tho Center market, was tho recipient of a serviceable, holiday presont. Just ono year ago Mr. O. had a now ox mysteriously disappear from his promises and ho could never oven surmlso wlmt modern Elisha hnd spirited tho useful implement away. Early ou Christmas morning ho found tho missing artlclo tlod to ono of tho outer doors of his resldonco, and nttachod to it a bit of brown paper, on which was written, in pencil, tho following brief but touching words: "Tako you d d old ar. Santa Claus." Connecticut Vnlloy Adver tiser. The Deceptions nf l'Hiflilon. Farmer Griggs (to his son) Golly I They must bo feedln' you pretty woll down to York nowadays. Yo wero a reg'ler spider legs whon yo camo up last summer but Jest look at yo now) Texas Sittings. Tim Plnco for Invalids. Omaha Man Your sojourn in Texas Booms so havo dono you a great deal of good; must bo a lino climate. Returned Invalid I fool llko a now man, but it wasn't tho climate, it was tho oxorciso. "Wo novor could prevail on you to tako excrclso hero." "I was on tho Jump all the tlmo in Texas." "Woll, welll Effoct of tho air?" 'No, centipedes." Omaha World. GotthiR a Pleasant L'xprutslon. Photographer (to sitter) I saw you at church bust Sunday, Miss Smith. Sitter Oh, did yon I Photographer Yes, and also your friend Miss Brown If you could rnlso your chin a trlllo, thanks and whot an atrocious looking hat sho. hud ou, (After a pause), Thoro, Miss Smith, it is ovor, and I think wo have caught a very pleasant expression. Now York Sun. Poverty und Progress. Starving Supplicant Plenso, sir, wouldn't you bo willing to buy a dog to help a poor man nlongl I havo two moro than I need. Woll Fed Clerk Very sorry, but I cant afford to keep n dog. Omaha World. All llurklul Stay lluehledl Though fat ntnl scro, Ileloml his dear With H'k. K's, and Q'sj ' Hut. tohuKtiro, When she not poor, Ho offered lilt excuses. When ilines wero good This Liter would Knrich his lo u Itli tolTee; Hut iKiw, alas I It'S COIIIO tO M3S Bho takes It out lu cofTeol Blaughter h tfcf wnl Draw 0110 1 Uurdvtto lu Urooldyn Eagl Nt, Paul Ice I'nliieo. t:tftn, Tho St. Paul Ico Pnlaeo and Winter CnrnU vol opens Jan. 25th nnd continues ten days. Tho nlsovo figures represent tho amount to ho charged for the round trip via. tho Elkhorn Valley Line. Tho "Sioux City Route." For fiilllNirtlculars Inquire at their olllce, 115 Sov 10th St. Ticket 111 Imj sold from tho 21th lust, to. February lt, good returning until Felru ary ftth. A iiomi: On the easiest )sslblo term. I will sell ot nny rosoctnllo party a lot In NEARBY AD DITION, with three-room fottngo for f 5O0,uj 011 cash payment of ?.V) and $10 monthly Lot with four-room cottngo at $G00,upon cash jmyiuent of $00 and ttl) monthly. Lot with II vo-rooni hou-io $700, cash payment of f 75 and $15 monthly. Interest oil nbovont eight po cent, jier annum. In this way you can maker the rent pay for the house nnd lot. For In stance, take lot and three-iooui cottage, with ordinary rents for $10 jor month or $120 jier year. Interest 011 $500 amount to $ 10 jor year. You thereby gnln $80 overy year or enough to pay off tho entire debt in II voyeurs. You will In this way get to own a homo by simply paying rent. I will also sell n lot lit Nearby Addition for $150, on monthly pay ments of $5 each until paid, at eight per cent, interest. Apply nt Ed. Cfrf's clothing storo,. WW O sreeUt Ihaao Cahn. To l'enpln Who Kntcrtiiln. Society ieoplo arranging for parties, balls, weddings, receptions or nuythlne in this lino. should insiioct our elegant lino of stationery nnd printed novelties used on such occasions. o havo Just received our now fall line of elegant ball programs, invitations for wed dings, parties, etc., announcements, folders, calling enrds nnd in fact everything lu thU lino. Honm Cheap Property. A lino rcsldeiHi lot on Twcnty-llrstl&trcet near; Nfjfor sale at a reasonable price. Also. ono In Mechanics addition, Hyde Park nnd ElmwoodVWHl sell cheap if sold; in. nu dint ely Call onornddrejjs, L. Wessel, Jr., enro this., olllce. Now Sowing Machine for Sale. I havo 11 first class now sewing innchluo uever liccn used, of tho latest Invention and with nil tho modern appliances that will bo sold nt n big bargain. Address Jo-Jo, enro this olllce. Itflllttl tllfl TllU'll. JTJLenvo n oier wrapper with a JthreeJccnt) staiiip on witn it. w. linniin. cnyiicketngeiu of tho Missouri l'acillc rnllway, and hivve a "Lincoln Illustrated" mailed to your friend oust, froo of charge. Through slociera to Chicago oro run mul all enRtern connections mnilo by tho Elkhorn Valley nnd Chicago and Northwestern rail road. Try this elegant route. Offices, 115 South Tenth streets and depot, comer S and Eighth streets. Chicago & Northwestern ? mileage tlckets sold to anyone at Elk'horn office, 116 jjouth Tenth street mid depot corner S nnd Elglitt streets. McMurtry's addition on K street, below Niiietcenth, Is ono ot tho slghlfest in the city,, as well as being rignt in tho centre of tho fastest growing portion. Call at his office bo low tho Capital National Bank and secure ono of the lots. Only via tho Missouri Pacific railroad can. you get free reclining chair cars through to Atchison, Kansas City, Chlcngo, St. Inils,. Terra Hauto and IndlanapolU Lincoln Hack and IIiirkuvo Line. Telephone No. 201, meat market, 037 0 street, or No. 1101 livery barn. Order slates-, at same places nnd U. P. ticket olllce, corner Eleventh nnd O streets. Hack stands, Capi tal hotel nnd meat market. Bohanon Bnoa. Olllco l'limltum Tor Sale. Ail improved double office desk, two finer o cllnlng desk chairs, two other enno seat olllco chairs, etc., for wilo at a bargain. Only !oen Iu uso four month. Gocdnsnew. In quire nt this ofllco, 1!11 North Eloventh St. DR. B. B, Powers, DENTIST, GoldFillin Gold, Sliver and Porscclaln Crowns insert cd on roots of teeth. Sets inserted withou, a plate. All operation s first :class nnd war. ranted, 1214 O Street over Elliott's. WONDERFUL SUCCESS. KCONOMY IS WK.lIril. 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