O. THE COURIER. A ' ( Ml Jtivr Shxlfrn Time Saturday Evening, Dec 3ist, 1887. Ilm Ouurlxr Cum Imi I'ouml At Windmr Hotel News Miami, Capital llotrl Ni'whHIiiihI, OiIoII'n Dliiluir Hull N'W Miami. ClriMiil A I'lolclirr'K, IIIU O HtK-ot. A.T. I uinlnittVCn'H., IIHM) Hired. The tint ham NcwitHtiitut, US Mouth Itth HI. Keith llros., Ill North llth Hired. 1M. Ytninif, ltCO O Street. MTioi: to Aivi:itTiNi:itN, AiHctllM-rniiieteiiiieKtcil to mul Jn tlml t uotns curly as possible, not later than four o'oIckU rrliliiy iirteruooii, it tlio (,'oltlUKlt goes to press tlmtocnlnn When onlerlnir your mlvortUonunt out drop the business uiuiuniiol nenrd. Tlioeollectnr Is apt to format nudumler, nnd compliance with tills request will save u trouble noil yourself imnoyiinco. We are dully iiddlnii to our list of subscribers, employing n nuin especially fur Hint solo pur- yoiiiyuul claim Hint n an advertising medium the CouiilKii I uijexcollod. 13L.12G-ANT H0LLIDAY : GOODS. W.R. DENNIS, Hatter anil Furnisher, t!37 O Strcrt. LOCAL AND PERSONAL. Whltobronst Coal and I.lmo Comiwny, I.lllt'll Sale ntOAKI.KYit Go's K. Hntlett, Jeweler, 11250 street, Delicious lunches nt Hi-own's CaM. KM Olovrs nt II. It, Nlssloy ft Co's. Silk imiOlcrB nt II. IL NIloy ft Co. Don Cnincron for lunches of nil kinds. '-Oysters, fresh, fnt nnil tlno at Hrown's. Jllckey, Bit-vow & Co. 1M1 to 1MB 0 8t. Trlckoj & Co, .wholesale and retail Jowelt-rs. Butti-Tlck's iwttcrns nt II. It. Nksley ft Co. 811k umbrellas for presents nt II. It. Nlsslcy afc Co. 25 nr cent, off on nil clonks nt 0. It. Oak 'ioy&Oo. Thousand mllo tickets for sale nt 115 South Tcnthatroot, Lincoln to Chicago without clinugo via tlio Elkhorn Hue. Many useful Christ mns presents nt II. IL :NUsloy & Co'. Trj'llutclilim & Hyatt's Mcndota lump for r-dometlo mrOHe Canon City Conl again nt tlio Whltebrcast ""Conlniul Lliuo Co. Frir trimmings at II. IL NIssloy & Co., cor I and Tenth nt recta. ruroVcnnont Mnplo Syrup nt Delta & :Sowell, 1 ISO 0 street. Hlckey, Stevens ft Co., 1M1 to 1M5 0 ait root, Bell for cosh only. After tho club nrtics, go to Hrown's now cnfiS for n delicious lunch, Ilot or cold lunches nt nil hours of tho day -or night nt Don CuineronV. Dr. Unlloy, residenco Thirteenth and O; Mfflcc, 122.1 0 j tolephono 017. Black mid colored silks for Christinas pres ents at II. IL h'ixsloy ft Co'h. Before- Insuring look up tho Mutual Llfo Jnsumneo Comixiny of Now York. Doctor 11. F. llnlley, ofllco mid residence corncrof Thirteenth nml Q streets. TbcMitsourl rnelllo railroad run f rvo reclin ing chair cars on all through trains. Give ut n cath oiUer for cash. Illckoy imovens et kxk imi to ims u suvct. Iliitchlns & Hyatt make u specialty of wn -soned lianl ami soft wood, cut to order. If youaro too busy to go homo for dinner, -drop in to Don Cnmcrons, 103d O strecL Secure somo of tho bnrgulns in tho rem jiant snlo at O. IL Oaki.kv ft Co's Illankots ono-halt price at Oaklkv ft Co's The Mutual Life Insurance Co. of New "York. W. B. Hastings, Dbtrlct Agent, ISO tsouUi 10th street, l'rof. V. M. Qlbeault's Instructions nro vid uablo. Studio In t'-o Led with block, comer 11th and Pstruots. All slrtu of liest grade hard conl, nlcoly aicruencd and alwnys on hand at Hutching & Hyatt, 1010 O streoL Brown's Vienna Coffco and Oyster houso in 4 ho opern houso block is tho neatest and 'nob TjIo kt retort in tho city. All goods bought of L. Mojer & Co. nro 3n t iy nnd carefully delivered to nny part of tho city free of charge. A No. 1 goods, low prices nnd fair dealing iU what sends the crowds toL. Meyer & CaV, ujn the cast bide of tlio Square, Dm. Kent & Roberta are now located mid ready for business nt room S3, Aloxnuder block corner, Twelfth and O Sts. French Tricots, M inches wide, 60 cents per jrard usual prico f 1, O- IL Oakucy & Co. With prompt and courteous treatment, JIutchlns & Hyatt solicit your orders forany ' thing M tho lino of hard or wf t coal Tele pboao935 Rette gc SowellV specialty for this week and aioxt k Salt Lako potatoes, Tliey aro a was -ahead of anything over beforo offered for ale iu Lincoln. Oo east by tho SL Louis mid tlio Missouri Taciflo railroad and avoid all omnibus trans. fers; all clianf) made in Union depots via tkte route. Chair cars f reo. WeudiBg MatJonery, invitations, programs and all few Willing our specialty. Call and .see soeciiiMtM of our work. Wcssol St Dob- SMw, 181 North Eleventh street. rt KemuHHt Bale at 'K. K. OAKLEV ft GO'S Mr. Win. MoIjiuhIiIIii left for Cnllfornla yei.leiilny. M. N M. Iluker nnd fnndly linvn gonolo t'nlfnrttln. Tnli( tlif Hlklmru Valtly lino Iher, I'hliwict fxpnr. lluw Mciiililr, grtinil ntieHoiieei', Itmrni it, SKI Ho. lltll Ml till, II. M. IVnttyof Urn Wnhoo H'm;i, ni In tho city IhUwwk. Mrs A. (I ItniiMM an.l win have rcturiiiil fi'iiin nil (!. tent tilp. WhitdiletiKt Conl nml Muni Co. ngnlu hnvo Iho t'mioii City dud. Mm l'lfii'o nfOiniihn N vMlIng Miijor N (I. Kiauktin' family, TIiih. H'well IihiU it trip to Sioux City yew tenia), vi.i Klklioiu l-'J j or. Mitt. N t". Ilnh'klHvMtliiKher friend, Mrs. IJ. H llnwhy, In Nehnisku City. Harry Ilm trulfctiiuo In from Oinalm, nml Kvinl t'hiHtimis with "the folkt." MIh Oiii't tliie'liiitt loft Thursday on a vllt to f i leiiN at (.'iimiiiiliit, Kn. MlMll,HiluHiu'truiri4H)endluKiifowniokH with her iliter, Mis. Saxby, In Uinnliii. Mitx I'iiiiiiIo Wilcox win n gtiettt In tho eily IIiIh week of MNs I.lllln Ilatlmway. Mini 1'lorn Uivlof Ni'liiasknCltyKvUllliig In Lincoln, thogtio-t of Mlw 1'iinllmi Krleud. Mr. mill Min. Ceo. II. Clarke reluuietl WelueHiliiy from a vlult to Ilontrleo friends. II. T. KliliiJ will Hiid tlio tialniui! of tho holiday Hiixon nt hl old homo In Millllutown, I'ii. Mrs. Charles S. Mppeucott iutertnlued her brother, Mr. Clms. Wells of Omaha, this week. MIm J'!illo Ixeso has is giuwis this week Mlsi .Velllo Davis nnd MIks Myrtlo llrooks of Sowiml. Mr. Louis ICseiwky, nftermi Illness of nearly two wivks, lsiignlu iibloto lie about mid atten tive to biiKlneiM. Mr. O. J. Ornlnger nnd wlfo hnvo gone to Wyandotte, Kansas, where they will mako their homo hereafter. II. II. KluKibury nnd K. K. Hcnklo left yesterday for ('reston, lown, whero they wlllsin'tiil ew eam. Mrs. .1. K. Calloway took tho Flyer yester day for tho laud of Nrwtunl slimmer. Shu will stop nt Han Diego. I'Yiiuk Kelts, mi illicit) to tho Kelts boys, Clorhain, John, nml Dei t, is spending the holi days with his relatives. MlkMUeorgliiHnuke, mid tho Mlxhes 'Wilcox, of Nebraska City, weio visitors for sovonil days In tho city this week. Mrs. Frank Hall, nccomiwinlcd by Miss Florenco llrlscoa nnd Miss Ha'rnli W, Mixiro, left yesterday for Ht. Inik Mr. John Kehrtmg was slightly injund nboiit the head and neck In n railroad collision nt Tule, Nov,, Friday n week ngo. A leap year party nnd hall will bo given nt Timplo Hull Monday evening. It prom ises to bo n very Interesting event. All-wool Miltlugs, M Inches wide, usual pricw Wi cents, selling for W) cents. O. IL Oaklky ft Co. Mr. nml Mrs. John II. Ames left Tuesday for Florida, whero Mrs. Ames will stay tho whiter, lur husband returning after n short visit. Kd WesK'l, for Mivcral weeks n visitor in Omnlm, returned Tuesday and let t Thiirsdoy on n visit to friends iu Kansas City and St, Iuk Mr. John B McClmr, tho priulnr repr -sontntlvo of the C. M A- Ht. l itwd, w-w ' tho city thLi wfi-k, d'litill.iitlug rallrotrl literature. TnLo tho i:ikhorr. nnd V. N. W; Jljer, U:- Colli to ChlcilKi'i Ho lllKillRll p.l'fU h'lvpt.iv and dlnlnjr cm loulo. Ticket ofilce '1ft south tOih btroet. Mr. Jnuius MInlcu mid Mlw Olive ' Highlands wrn married Tliurwlny, nt thi resldenco of Mr. Nuvllls. Tha Coititi ivi , jr. tends congratulations. Miss (leorglo Hnwko of Nounuka City cnmoupWodiieNliiv to uttond tho l'lensnnt Hour .junior hop. Hho wns tho guest while hereof Miss Hnttlo Hooer. MLss Flom Klllot of Kansas City, Is visiting her relatives, Mr. H. W, Ilnrdy nnd family, and iarticiiating iu soma of tho festivities of tho Nebraska's capital city. Mrs. L. Noblo of H.in Francisco, Califor nia, who has Ihhjii visiting the family of C. W. Hyuiaii for souio time, took tho Flyer this morning for her sunny home, Mr. H. M. IamivIU returned Wednesday from his old homo iu Knukukee, 111., where ho spent Christmas, and is again on hand to push tho favorite coal "Domestic." Air. l'atrick Kgan was mado happy this week by tho receipt of ft cablegram from Dub lin, announcing tlin birth of n child to his daughter who was married In this city some two years ngo. Mr. 11. II. Sawyer hns purchased tho Inter est of Mr, W. H. Colflii iu tlio grocery storo of l'urks nnd Collin, nnd Hint house will go forward on tho iwth of prosperity, here after ns l'arks ft Sawyer. Miss Nelllo Durus, ono of Omaha's charming young ladles arrived In the city Monday to pass tho holiday season with her numerous friends In Lincoln. Miss Durus Is tho guet of MLss Miutilo L'ltta, on L street, Don Quucroii enteitalnod tho leading nuws-pajK-r men of tho city at dinner this week nt his excellent restaurant, No. 10SO O street. Don's has becomo tho most iiopular place in tho city, ns it has always been ono of tho best. Secretary Duimnltt lias issued n largo num berof invitations to tho New Year's recep tion, January Sd, of the Y. M. C. A. All ar rangements hnvo been completed for the ovenL Itofreshmcnts will bo served from S to tip. m. W. II. Axtater, tho worthy representative of tho grain interesta of Hodman, Clenry ft Co., deiartcd forSL Louis yestenlay. If ho receives tho kind treatiueut ho deserves he will probably hang around tho end of tho bridge till next Tuesday. Lou WckscI of Thk Couhieii, leftThurmlay night for St. Iuls, whoro ho will spend the Initial day of 16S8,ns thogueot of Mr. and Mrs. Mahler, and attend the annual Now Year's Hall of tho Harmonlo Club In SL Louis this evening, oxpoctlug to return about Tuosdny next. The Qeniianla Maenncrchor celebrated CiirUtmas Sunday. A largo numlier wcro present, and tho inuslcnl part of the program greatly enjoyed. Tho exercises consisted of solos by Madame Welter, songs by tho Mnon nerchor and instrumental pieces by Prof, Weber nud Murzi. Mr, and Mrs. Clem Chaso of Omnlm, wero guests at tho family resilience f Mr. D. Damn several days during tho week. Airs. Chaso arrived In tho city Tuesday, followul by Mr, Chaso Wednesday, They ciijoytsl the hospi talities of tho Pleasant Hour juniors nt tho party Wednesday evening. Air. IL E. Mooro and wife, Mr. W. II. Mooro nnd wlfo, Mr. W. B. Howard, Mr. 0. E. Montgomery, Mr. L, S. Mills, Mrs. J. C. Kier and bon, Mr. Sam McClay and family, Dr. Hainor and family, Mr. A. D. Kitchen and wlfo and Mrs. E. T. lloberts comiKKodu party of Llncolnitebound for California, over tho Missouri Paoillc. AT THE FUNKE. Hiii-ltioliMiinit's l!iiitiio rniiKtoxnlt Weeh (,'o'iiiIiik Allincllims, THK Itgt'l.lR I'AIIAIHIX plnyisl 10 light Im-tllie! the t week, dun to 111 Isilug holldny week. Tlwentertalnniciiis git en, however, urn very IIiid ntul well worthy of lMttr patronage, l'rof. Jlntthnlo inew has iiudouliti.'dly thn lsst show Of the kind on tho road, and Dm oxrellent training of his twenty iiluraUsI hoiTesnrninouuiuonts to his (Hit iniico mid nud skill. Tho nets mo nearly nil new Mid ot Iglnnl with tho profimor, and mo nlwnys iipiilnudisl. Nelllo nml Beauty i-ssM'lally inleifst tlio ohlldren, nud they ilplay almost huiunn InU'lllgeiiiti. Tho eilgngelnelil will eloso this uvelilng, with n miitlueu this uftermmii, Take your chlldieu to tho iiintliiee, they will enjoy it, rlTllKI'TH OK NKlV YOltK. Tho well known nctorOoo. lion I face, sup porlisl by n strong eompmiy, will npKar nt l''uuku's on Tuesday evening next, present ing "Tho Sticots of Now York." Tho melodrama, "Tho Streets of New Voik" Is too Mell known Iu this city to ins.sl another I1.I1....11 Hon to tho puhllu, Thu leu inr in.u In unidi..u... i-i"'r Kail ger,"ngooii heal twl rough nud ready Call forniit miner, wlioulivn)snpssirs Justin tho nick of tlmo to help virtue out of tiouhlo. This rolo Is played by Mr. (leorgo 0. Boni face who ut 01 ico enlists tho Interest and sym pathy of the audience nml holds them to thu end, Mr. Iloulfncu is mi old time favorite, nnd has Ix-en ut dlirereut times Ideulilled with Nomoof tho iKsldinumtlo companies iu the. country. Union Hipiaro by inooiillght Is nil exipil.sllo setting, nnd tho.great lire sceno Iu the lltth net Is u siilendid triumph of speo (nctilar realism. AMIIIKW'H OI'KIIA COJtl'ANY. Tho Andrew's Ojierii comwny is liooked to npKnrntFunko's on Friday nnd Hatuiday evenings of next week, presenting "Tlio Mi kado," nnd "Mnscotto." This company Is uompoMsl of llrst-rato iirtlsla nud nn excellent chorus. The old favorite, "Mikado," Is lieliig revived In many cities, nud will ilr.iw its usual audlenco hero. "Mascolto," ns many who hnvo hsjii It are aware, Is a very catch ing ohi 11, nlso abounding In striking kcviiiH mid dramiitlu climaxes. Orent Itciiiiinut Niilnnt (. It. OAKI.KV CD'S ICIItliorn Vully l.tiie I'ussi'iiKiir Train her- vleo. Tho Chicago llyer Is train No. II, leaving ut 1S:!1() 110011, It carries 11 through imlaeo sleeper Lincoln to Chicago, and n dining car from Missouri Vnllo yaud reaehes Its destliin tlon ut 8 o'clock tho following morning This train makes connection nt Fi-umout for Nor folk nud Omaha; ut .Missouri Vally for Sioux City nud UL I'iMi!. Train No, -IS leaves Lincoln nt 0;V 11. m. fur Wnhoo, Fremont, Norfolk, Cliiuliou, tho Kliicullillsctiuntry, York, Howard, Hastings, Oinahii, Missouri Vnlely, Hloiix City nnd This servlco gives Lincoln eoplo two trains dally to FreniDiit and Norrolk, to Omnlm, Missouri Vnlloy, Hloux City nud Chicago. Patronize them. St, Paul nml the Northwest, Points in tho nltovo directions nro renchisl best by tho Klkhoru valley lino. Comiectloim nro suru nnd the lino most direct. Get tickets ut UB South Tenth street or dt'iot, corner 8 nud Eighth sixstts. (I rent Ilemiuiut Nulu ). It. OAKL.ICYA CO'H. D'JnUETTE'S PHILOSOPHY. "lyiymo-," snld Maulstick, "do you recall 11m Hull )ooin j ou rend iu my studio Inst Christmas ovo. beforo Bondinz It to Harncr'sr "No," said Ilhyincr, shaking his hendliko ono awaking from n dream, "I didn't recall It; thoy bent It back.". And ho lifted his oyca from the flro nud gazed long and steadfastly at Maulstick's greatest effort, "Lost in tho Dosert," DAVID'S ItKAD IS NOT HILLY. Tho western nowsvipora nro telling how twelve years ago David Bokcr lauded la Doiivor with $1,50 lu his jiockot, nnd now ho has gono back oast visiting friends worth esOO.OOa Wo Bhould say so. "Visiting" them! If wo had any friends worth tSOO.OU) wu would Just regularly llvo on 'em. 8CIENCH VIN'DIOATKS Till! UAHTYII ICEIIAN. Tho wise men havo discovered that Hudson river Ico contains bacteria SOO.QOO living lincterla of different kinds ton pint of molted Ico. H'm. Tho jester's apologies to tho hon est Iceman. Now wo can understand why a cubo of ico four Inches square weighs twonty pounds. No wonder. oun coujrrnY'a msTonY, In tho high school of 1000: Principal Who was first in war, Unit in poaco, and first In tho hearts of his countrymen! Chorus (by tho entire school, standing and with un covered heads) John Lnwronco Sullivan! DSC AND ADUBE. Quest (suspiciously oylng tho flattened pil lows and tho crumpled sheets) Look hero, landlord, this bed has boon' slept In. Land lord (triumphantly) That's what' it's fur. Brooklyn Eagle. A Great Heart For Illiniums. Master Willlo Barry Is ono of tho brightest youngsters iu Harlem. Decently his mother allowed him to accompany her on 11 visiting exixxlltiou, and the boy was delighted with tho trip. At the liouw ot a friend n gentle man offered him some money to buy candy, but his mother objected to his accepting it until tho gentleman threatened to bo orTcudcd unless tho boy did accept it. It proved to bo a now $1 bill. "Oh, mamma, can't I put it in my Kink Instead of vending it for candy V asked the boy, "Certainly, my child, If you want to," said his mother. At tho noxt houso thoy called on n relative. Hero tho boy wns always nwclcomo visitor. Beforo thoy jwrted Willie was obliged to ac cept twcnty-llvo cents f roil tho lady. When Willlo and his mother returned homo ho said to her: "Mother, whnt is tho uso of jieoplo working for ft living when thoy can just go a visiting aud got all thoy want without working hard for iL" Now York Evening San. Tho Letters (junta Claus Ilecelves. Tho custom of sending letters to Santa Claus, asking him for certain coveted gifts, is becoming more general every year, until now, n few weeks preceding Christmas, in houses whero there nro young children, a chimney postofllco Is established, and letters fly up and aro tumbled down to tho great do light ot tho corresjKHidonts of tliat jolly old boy Santa Claus. Spirits like himself aro covered with soot, smell of flro crackers, and are bo comical that tho Uttlo ones dance with gloo when thoy receive un nnswer to their petitions. Ono Uttlo boy writes: "Deau Old Man: I want an ox whip to slash tho stuflln out of our Billy goat, who bucks mo over, u brass cannon, and a gun to scare Jim with. Don't put my things iu Jim's stockings. My stockings nro red, with holes in tho knees. Ma and Pa aro always f oolln about Christmas Evo, but come along aru u"t mind them. Yours, Tou. "P. 8. I don't liko poppermcat sticks." Don't fail lo see Hhllllug Dim's, big nil on snother Kigo In thUlmuu. It will iny you to cull nml Inopoct their stoek. (lo to Idl Youngs for elegant cigars nnd ttilmcm Ho will give you tho lowest prices nnd tho finest goods In tho ulty. No. I Oil J O stnvL Make your luisbaud lmppy by presenting him with 11 lho smoking sett or 11 box of Im lotted cigars, lid Young, KW) O stn-ot, kte the finest line In tho city. Sign of thu Hod Dude. PomeroyCoal COMPANY DEALERS IN Coal and Wood, Good supply of High Grade Soft, anq Hard Coal al ways on hand. 1201 O St. J. K. LEMIST, Agent. LINCOLN Dime Musuem ! Cor. Tenth and N Streets. SANDERSON & KNEE, Props, and M'grs. OPEN DAILY A FAMILY RESORT Mntlnsc every nftcmoon at 2 p. in. 2 Two Performances Each Evening. 2 First nt 7 o'clock, second nt 9 p.m. Change of program IwIcd weekly. The Royal Marionettes, the Chair Equl- iiuiisi, me nvura ueaucu "wnnt is It?" Hop Slnjj with Chinese Song nnd Dance, the Wonderful Skeleton, the I Undo Jug gler, Old Snowball with Plniitntlon Song and Dance. Uon't fall to see Zccln, the living half lady. The London Times savs : Zitln is coiuiiu'ruin. How this young lady cats, drinks, moves about nnd In fact, exists w Ith only arms nnd body, is tne wonder of the present age. He who can sec through the Illusion must be a pcrhon of marvelous penetration." Tne New York llcrnld says : " A verit able marvel of Ingenuity." The Indian Dally News, Calcutta,: "Zitla Is a beuutlful girl or ns seen In the exhibition a beautiful half girl." Thou sands will guess iu vain where the other half is, must he to be believed. Now on exhibition nt the Lincoln museum The Wonderful educated mule Barney Parlor Stngc, Specialties, etc., etc. The Great Decapitation Act. Admission to nil 10 Cents; Reserved Chairs, 5 Cents extra. HOLIDAY EVERYBODY IS CORDIALLY INYITED TO CALL AND EXAMINE , OUR LINE OF HOLLIDAY GOODS WHICH CONSISTS OF Toilet Cases, Manicure Sets, Fancy Work Boxes, Odor Casesf Photograph Albums, M and Fruit Sets, Christinas and Hew Years Cards. AND THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT DRESSING : CASES FINE PLUSH GOODS OUR SPECIALTY. PLEASE CALL AND EXAMINE OUR GOODS. RESPCT. YOURS, SHILLING BROS PER FBC TION. Northern Queen Board, They arc put together strong er, and made of better material than any other. They work faster, better and easier. They last longer which makes them cheaper. They save soap. They save wear and tear of clothing because the rubbing is much lighter. Wash FOR SALE Lircolri I-IeircVweire Co.. AGENCY FOR Acorn Stoves aqcl I8irig;es 230-232 South nth Street. Telephone 273. NOW 224 0 Qui flflJiK Zfl Rvtsta mmmmmmmmHmmmmmmm c- s Fine Driving and Riding Livery always ready for service, day or night. THE COURIER AND Scribners : Magazine ONE YEAR FOR $4,00. EVER BROUGHT TO THE DRUGGISTS, 237 National Clothes Dryer. Has 42 feet of Drying Rod. Stands A feet high 2 feet long, ami is only 2 inches in thickness when closed. Light, strong and adjusted in a mo ment. The chcap'est and best. II Y THE OPEN STREET. Skinner's Stabiles 1 2th St., bet. Panel Q. Calls for Balls, Parties, etc., Promptly Made, with Stylish Rigs, Coupes and Hacks. TELEPHONE 248. t GOODS ! CITY. South Eleventh Street