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BLOOD POISON. Old dead teeth contain , tho qnlnU'Mcnro of blncxl Ipolfonl Who tan awallmr It, guttling out of old teeth At every tneil mill bo healthy? Thean teeth aro dead, ulcerated, unit alllir trciiucnlly rntwo n awcllel face. Wiould corinlnlr Iw extracted and rr:i1n til t lt)i good, artificial teeth tint nercracho. Can bo Attract rd without pain. No hum bug. New Years Proclaim, inn. In order tliat ctery onu may bo nhle to o it turkey thankfully, wo will nut up artificial tcclh at Ilia fni. lnF 'w rate tmtll tho nt of Jmiiiry: VVH mliigtonTccth, fljrtll.lcy's Teeth, ncd more thin " ...... .' ,",l"i a very nun article, 7ftl is let; W lilto'a I'at lit Teeth, with plate of ilnnii'i fMnitOi . ...ill. - . ... . .. a . strength, w car with a irciiial pnlMi, cold wb plate, brldgo work, etc, at the uhmI rca.ona'ila V,rilcT . !lool,n h?;l0 ,Ja3 y 'fi'i Baldwin Urot Block. Lincoln. .Neb. ' Dlssatod Qums. Tho teeth tnm black ami die, ihc nmi bleed at the slightest touch, ulcerate, the teeth loosen and fall out, tbo breath In horrible. DR. A. P. BURRUS, 1200 O Btroot, On tholUpId Transit, cute. iii dl.eifed pima, make tho finest gold and platinum illllngi, make Urn fluent teeth that tobacco will not taruUh. Nookan's Place, I Invlnj arranged my sample room (or the convenience of the tnihllc nnd stocked It with the best brands of Wines, liquors & Cigars w ulil re tilly solicit a shnre of pub- tro My goo tli arc all very fine p nc ocst makers, nnd I will take ,r filling all orders for t .iMILY SUPPLIES. In connection with my sample room I conduct a first class LUNCH COUNTER. where at any time a short order lunch may Dc had at reasonable prices. Call and see me. No. io 15 O Street. 3.A.SH0EMAKER.M.D. Homsopatliist Physician, Telephone No 685, 163 South nth Street, LtNtot-M Nun Crystal Steam Laundry Will call for, nnd promptly deliver nil w 1 r entrusted to them, and finish snmo in latiwt nnd best ti.anner. NEW MCHINERY, and best facilities in tlio city, for doing strict ly flrstrcloKH work. Our new locations tiro LAUNDRY, Corner 24th and OSts. CITY OFFICE; 119 H.i2th Street. TELEPHONE No. 478. F2fA trial will convince you tlmt the Crystal itovw tho oost laumh-y work in tho -cento CAPITAL NATION AMIANK ( 4PITAI. Stock $000,000. C. W Moaher. PrwIiUnt. V J Walah, V- Pta It. 0. OutoAll, Caabler. M OflKMEY A BTEPHKNBON ., KKAI. EHTATK ana i.UAn imunr.iuj. Farm MortKHK Iana a specialty. Room H. lllelmnlii block. Rigg's Injection. GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE STRICTURE IN 2 TO 5 J AYS MANUFACTUUKD ONLY BY E3OTAED & BIGGS, Chemists and pharmacists, Lincoln, Neb. rRioi3 si. Mall orders promptly attended to. WEBSTER &BRISC0E, Boots and Shoes. Fine Shoes and Dancing Pumps A SPECIALTY. Prices as low as reliable first-class goods can be sold for, and all honorable compe tition fairly met i o.j 3 O Street. S. H. BORNHAM, BROKER. M011.Y loaned on long or short time at lowest ites. Ofllce In ltlclmnts' Week, room US. Take elevator on Eleventh street entrano. I w , 1URE SCIENCE AND PROGRESS. THE COLOSSAL STATUE3 DISCOV ERED IN AFGHANISTAN. Tlint Now Aimtlirtli) Stcimeitrplno. American Ahi'iiit of llui llngUali lit I'.lcctrlo ttiillwuta A Simple Illttatrn ttoii of tlm rrliii'liln of Jncrtlii. A pretty Illustration of tho prltieli Io ot in ertia enn ho shown by taking n peach or other soft, rl(H) fnilt mid Inserting tt kntfo bladoa short distance Into tho llosh. If n ponch Is tbo fnilt soloobsl tho edgo of tho knlfo should I hi In contact with that nrt of thoslouo wliero tho two halves nro joined, together, forming an edgo or nnglo. A SIMPLE BCIF.NTIFIO BXrilllJlKNT. Tnko nnothor knlfo in tho right hand, nnd with Its back striko tho first knlfo n sharp blow nt 11 iKilut iih noar tho fruit as iiosslblo (see Fig. 1). Tho shock of tho blow, says Nature, Ins toad of pushing tbo frultawny, willdrivo tho ktiifo completely through it before the forco can bo transmitted to tho fruit; and In tho cn.su of n ikvicIi tho hard stono will usually lw split in two. Only com mon, cheap knives should lo used for this ox porimotit, luthay nro llnblo to bo brokon or damaged. Tho lluilaon Itity Kxprdltlon. It npneant from Lieut. Oordon'a report of tbo last oxxlltlon of tho Alert to Hudson bay that nil hotcs of establishing n trading routo from England to tho west coast of Hudson bay must bo alumdonod. Tho navi gation of Hudwu strait proved extremely dangerous on account of tho prevailing fogs, tho strong tides nnd tho narrowness of tho wators, but principally on account of tho heavy Ico of Fox basin, which frequently obstructs tho western entrance of tho strait, and of tho faulty working of tho compass. Thoso results of Lieut, Gordon's oxjicrionca ngreo exactly with what was maintained by all oxtwrts when tho uchomo was first pro pouudol. Although tho prlncljial object 0 tho oxpcilitiou has failod, its Kcientlfla result aro cousldornblo. Tiieso consist chiefly ot trc meteorological nnd hydrogrnphlcal obscrr tionsof two yearn, from U10 fall of 1881 lu tho fall of 18SU, nud other occAsloual remit Xf of tho obsorvcrs. Tim Now Anmtthotlc. Professor F. O. Novy, of Aim Arbor, Mick, in n dlncuanlon nnd analysis recently published, shown that the now anathotio tcnocarplno or gledltschino, which has at tracted considrrablo attention, is nothing but a mixture of cocaine ami atropine. More ox actly, l'roftsor Novy determines It to con sist, essentially, of 0 per cent, "of cocaine bydro-cblorido; M ir cent, of ntroplno sul phate, and about a third of 1 per cent, of sallclylic acid, tlio latter being used as a pro sorvatlvo. Klectrlo I.lKlitliif; In the United States. In n public lecture on "Eloctrlo Lighting," delivered during tho mooting of tho Urltlsh association, Mr. Oeorgo rorbos, of tor remark ing that thcro wero probably more than 800, 000 aro lamps In tho United States, said that tho Americans wero also gotting tho start of tho English in electric railways and tram ways, and generally in tho application of electricity to inotlvo jwwer. Itrmnrhnbln Monuments. Near tho small town of Damlan, In Afghan istan, at tho foot of tho Hindoo Koosh chain of mountains, sovcrol colossal statues woro discovered nlxiut 11 year ago, whlqh in point of sizo, Tlio Popular Sclonco News avers, excel any representation of tlio human form over carved by tho hand of num. Tlio valley in which Natulan is situated Is bordered lv nreelnltous ellirsof n hard eon- ! glomerate rock; and in tho sides of ono of tho , cliffs flvo immcuso statues havo been cut out of tho solid rock, tho largest of which is no I loss than 173 feet in height. Tlio cut gives a view of tho town of. liauilau, with 0110 of tho ' etatues standing in iU nlcho in tlio rock. Tho interior of this niclio was covered with paint ' ings of human figures, somo of which aro stil TVOU (irvsurveu. "'3SQ?c TUB LAnOK3T BTATUB IN EXISTENCE. Rudo staircases nro cut hi theso flgura, by which nccesj can Ih galnod to tho heads, tlio samo ns in our modern colossal statues. Somo tlmo after tho completion of tho statuo, its draperies wero formoil by masses of stucco molded into their proper shnio mid fast ened to it. Tho general appoarunco of thoso statues Indicates that thoy wero tho work of tho Buddhist monks, who wero very numer ous in this region nliout tlio timo of tho Christian era. Tlio largest ono at least was doubtless meant tolw a representation of Buddha. Thoy woro probably mado about ninetec.t hundred years ngo, Theso ivtnnrknblo monuments wero ro discovered liv lnotlern Emrli.ih nnd Ilusnlan explores. sfwwSffiSS 1 PHYCOLOOY AND HYQIENE. ! Wtmf to llo Tor it t'lilntlnit I'll -1 tin An ll'illo rrnurtlr of ('oll'on. When n niik)u faltitH hoMumld twlmtuo dhitoly I ild on hh tmck so in to favor n How of blood to tho bruin. Tito clothing nliout tho luo'k, ehot nud waist should Ik loosnol nnd nil nbuud.tueo of lxi air pruvlded by oiMttilng tho wltidowH. Dashing n small quantity of cold witter In tho imtlentV fnco UMtitUy excites n gasp nud hastens tho return of consciousness. If within roach, nmtnonln may ho held ntvir tho uoo for a tnomeut, but must not bo too strong or nppllod too long, tiumrtl' slapping tho left sido over tho heart may hasten niictlon. Komotlinos pawilngtho forelhigiT Kick Into tho throat will also have n stimulating ciroct upon tho tvsplratlou. Health) tho nbovo directions, Tho Journal of Health states that 0110 who has fainted should Hover bo allowed to remain in n Bitting position, or to have oven tho head raised, for there Is danger in no doing. Tho patient should bo kept Hat on tho back till entirely recovered from tho attack. As con sciousness returns, n llttlo strong colTco or n small quantity of alcohol lo stimulants may bo administered If necessary. TIiomi who faint easily would do well to have tho aro inatio rplrlt of ammonia always near them. Of this half n tw-iKionful may bo taken in u llttlo water as soon as an attack seems im mlnout, CofTnn I'ownrfnl Autlneptlo. rrofessor Holm hns recently demonstrat by careful uxpcrlmout tlint nwsted colTeo has powerful antlsoptlo iroperth. Ho claims that calTelno is death to micro-organisms; that infusions of nnimal matter In cofTeo may bo oxjiosed to tho air without gathering mould, that tho bacilli of cholera cannot llvo in colleo, nnd that under its Inllueneo thu mlcrottos generated in pus perish forthwith. Good eirects have ticcn ascribed to tho tiso of colleo in cases of typhoid nud malarial fover, but thoso wero attributed to its tonic power on tho nervous system. Dy Helm's showing such results seem largely duo to tho antUioiH tlo projiorty of calTelno. Drinks for tlio Voleo. Ten, cofToo and cocoa nro threo ndmlssl bio drinks, but not in excess. For tho voice, Tho American Druggist recommends cocoa as tho liost. A cup of thin cocoa, Just warm, is mora to bo recommendod be tween tho exertions of singing than any alcohol la Imverngo. Tea must not lw taken too strong nor w lion it has lxxm drawti too long, for It then becomes acid nnd has a bail Inllueneo upon tho mucous mombranoa of tho throat. Thcro is always a sensation of dryness after taking n cup of tea that has licon allowed to draw too long. Treatment of Sprained Anlile. In severe sprain of tho anklo ft medical authority advises to immcrso th Joint as soon as possible in a pall of hot water find keep it thcro for fifteen or twenty minutes. After removing it koep it bandaged with hot cloths wrung out of water or rum and water. A Cheap lint i:nVrtlvn Uymnasltim. Tho subject of our cut Is tho cheapest and simplest gymnasium in tho world ono that will oxcrciso every bono and musclo in tbo body. THE CnCiTEST OVUNAB1UM IN THE WORLD. As high authority as Tho Now York Medi cal Times rocommonds this comjiarativoly llttlo used health machine. It is 11 flat pioco of stool, notched on ono sido nud fitted tightly into a wooden framo. Peforu exer cising, groaso it well on lioth sides with n bacon rind: then rub it into n stick of wood laid lengthwise of a saw buck. Ilosult, "Good digestion wait on nppotito." Carhollo Acid n n DUInfectnnt. Carbolic acid was for a long timo trusted above nil other disinfectants. It is now claimed that oxperitnent has provon it of but moderate- vnluo for disinfecting purposes, having very llttlo power to destroy bacteria and other minute organisms. SOCIAL ETIQUETTE. The i:uulii;j Hostess Unpleasant Truths Vsuully Jlvn OfTcnso. If you aro fond of carolcw housoJjccplnJ It is entirely your t wn nffair, but lo imprrea it on your guests is nn experiment you will not find successful, for thoy will not ctand it often, says Good Housekeeping. Tho excus ing hostess is particularly annoying at meals, nud often obliges her guests to eat of unsavory or 111 cooked dishes in tlio effort to savo tho fcclliig8 of ono who deserves llttlo consideration. Unless yon eat oxtravngantly sho is sure the meal is "ldly prepared," "not to your taste," "overdono," "underdono," or sho "Just knows you will starve." Don't mako peoplo nt your table cat moro thnn thoy w ish to; particularly don't urgo on thorn anything that is ono atom questionable by debating its merits, and so challongo a polite person to accept moro of it (on tt proof of its sutKrlor quality) than is ngrceablo. Truth Without Courti-ny. Tlio fact that unpleasant truths cannot bo told without giving olTeiiso, unless convoyed with tho kindest manner and in tho most courteous of phrases, is illustrated by tho fol lowing incident. If glrb will piny with each other's flro their hands should Ihj encased in asbestos; Two young ladies, who wero confidential friends, resolved with each other to point out tholr mutual faults with a view to improv ing. Thoy wero seated, cozlly chatting, when ono said to tho other: "Thcro is ono thing, Clara, lovo, I havo often noticed in you, and that is a habit of Interrupting iooplo when" "I Interrupt, Laura, dearl Why, you must bo mistaken I I havo always consid ered it tho rudest thing In tho world. Now, you hayo n habit of contradicting Hint is very dlsagrvoablo," "I don't cross my foot, If I do" said Laura, tartly. "I don't use violet jiowderl" retorted Clara. "You're not very iollte, mlssl" "Quito as much no ns you I" "I think youYo very meanl" "I think you're horrid I" (Tears.) "You needn't ovor gpcnk to mo again!" (Sobs.) "Don't you rccognlzo mo till I do youl" And tho two friends luirtcd In cumlty, YOPXCJ FOLKS' COLUMN. A SHORT STORY IN RHYME AOOUT I.ITTLh MISS MARY M'QEE. A Itrlrf Account uf llui I'list II11II01111 Aseeiialoii llio Itciiiurliiililo Armor of 1 Itcnr)' 1 f II Now In tlio Armory of tlio Timor of LiiiiiIiiii, Among Inteiixtlng obj.rtd found In tho I Tower of Iunion by travelers Is tho curious nrtuor ximhI In nnelout times for pnitivtlou ' by warrior. Ono of tho most rvmniknhte armors In tho nrmory of tho Tower of I.on don lielongeil originally to Henry VIII. This armor, n w III ho mvii frtitn tlio cut, wns do slgueil lo protect bo'.h rider nud horwj. ATtMOIl OK linNllY VIII AND IIIH IIOIlflR. Tills armor wns nindo In (lorinnny nnd wns originally richly glided. On tho Mirfaco ot tho armor antif In various places tho roso and the iKimcgrannto, tho emblems of tho king and hlswifo Catherine of Arragou, to whom Henry had Imxmi n short tlmo married. Henry's hadgiu, tho rod dragon, tho Hour do lis, nud tho iKirtcullls, also appear. Various legends am engraved on this suit; on tho breastplate Js Ht, Georgo nnd tho dragon, and on tho baekplnto is Ht. Barbara and her cm- blems. Tlio armor of tho horso is richly em- ' Ivelllshod. Around tlio lower edgo of tho 1 armor iscngraved, In many places, in French, tho motio, "God nud my right," nud thcro nro further ndorniuenU In tlio way of her- nldlo tlovlciw, aralKMquo work, and curious I figures of men nud boasts. Nothing can ox- 1 coed tho rlchuoKsof (Ids armor, which from tho circumstances of its having a fomalo flgtira on It, on tho front of whoso lxxllco is engraved tho German word "Olttck" (gocxl luck, health, prosperity), is supposed to havo ( been pii-senUxl to Henry by tho Emperor Maximilian. 1 Tlm 1'lrst ltitlloon Aneent. It wns on tho Mh of Juno, 17B.1, that tho small town of Annouay, near Lyons, Franco, was In a state of great excitement, as Jiwoph Montgolllor and his brother had pnnniscd to exhibit a balloon ascent an unheard of thing, Incredible, as most thought. At tho appointed hour n crowd gathered to witness th'j novel sirctaclo. Nothing, liowever, was vislbla but immonso folds of patwr, 1,110 feet in clrctmifereuco, fitted lo a frntno weighing COO pounds nnd containing 22,000 cubic foct. To tho astonishment of nil it wns announced that thh balloon would Ixj II Hod with gas and would rlso to tho clouds on tho application of flro underneath. Tho mass gradually un folded nnd nssumod thoform of a largo globo. At length it rose witli great rapidity, and In less than ton minutes was nt nu im menoo elevation nnd then gradually sank. This balloon contained nothing but boated air rnrollcd by flro, tho rcccptaclo of which wns attached underneath tho globo of papor, which had an orifleo opening downward. Thcro have boon many Btorios rotated as to what gavo tho first idea of such n machino as tho balloon somo asserting that it was Joseph who first caught tho notion by watch ing tho smoko as it ascended tho chimnoys. Various experiment woro afterward mado in Paris previous to tho timo when men freely trusted themselves to theno hazardous conveyances. Joseph Montgolflor died on tho 20th of June, 1810, having survived his brothor olovon years. When Bonaparte, then first consul, distributed crosses of honor to citizens who had contributed to tho advancement of ! arts and sciences, tho decoration was bo- ' stowed u 1 ion Moutgolfler. Tlm Newfoundland Dog. Tho present rngo for j.ict dogs has served to put in tho background tho uoblo brood ot Newfoundlands. Tills ought not to lie, for a first class Newfoundland dog is not only a handsomo, nnblo animal, but Is n useful ono as well, nud ns a comiwinlon and guardian for children is uncqualod. Thoy seem to tnko to guarding their master's children as n matter of courso, accompanying them on tholr ram bios, and their skill In rescuing children from tho water Is proverbial. Thoy aro very cleanly In their habits, and nt night will care fully guard tho promises. Thoy enn readily bo taught to pull children's wagons, giving tho llttlo folks a cbnnco to "play horso" on a small scale, whilo thoy soon learn to carry bundles and baskets to and from market or store. Thoy attain a weight of from 125 to 100 or 170 pounds. First class pups readily bring from ?25 to fSO each. In color tho Newfoundland Is cither solid black or black in main color, witli ring of white around neck, or wlt'j whlto on breast and toes. Tho lair should bo strong nud wavy and tho coat I oavy. Mitry Mcfico'a Happy Disposition, Now if you fir I on a w indy day, Were hanging out clothes like that, I'm afraid wo should Im just a llttlo provoked. If tho wind blow oft our hat. WOIIKI.NO AOAINST TlfE WISH. But Mary Mcdeo Is wiser, juuboe, Wien it blow s 011 w 111 hear her cry, MNci r mind, Mr. llricze, Tho more y u tense, Tho quleker my clothe will dry. Bt. Nicholas. Mil KyySSs- THE CUni03ITY OHOP. Tlio Ijut NlriiRtito for lllllllitllil. I'riileclloii In In January, IHIO, tho government of Eng land (Hlr HuWl Pisd. prlmo mlulsler) Intrin iIiicihI 11 bill to wholly iibnndou (wltli somo limitation of time) tlm protective duties oil grains, nnd gradually to apply tho principles of fitsi trade lo manufactures nnd uvcry de scription of produce. With tho supjHirt of J tho Anti-Corn iy league, hondisl byC'obilcu and llrlhl, tho bill xuwod tho houso of coimnii 1 May In, and on July IA1, IHtH, was siKTttwfully cairleil through tho hottso of lonls, chiefly by tho Inllueneo of tho Duko of Wellington. 11 was tho last great pitched bnttli) fought by tho protectionists In Great llrllaln. , loe KrlVtlon liicicnso with HpeeilT In reply to tlm query, does friction Iticn-nso or dectviiwi with shisI (lilmshaw answers! Both. When tho sjiexnl Is slow, Increasing It may dwreaso (ho friction Mr turn; but wliero tlm speed Is fast, It may bo found that In creasing sliced Inoi oases tho friction tier turn nlso. Thcro nro two sides to nlmost overy question, nnd pnrtlculntly so In this enso. Tlio moro viscous tho lubrlcntd, (ho givator prcdsum can Iw carrleil upon tho Uvirlng. llui I'roldent'ft Almdr. Tlio"Whlto Houso'"ls so callisl from (ho color which it has always lieon vtlnlctl. Tho structure Is of fm-stono. Tho bulk of the ex penses of tho WI1IU1 HoiiKo nro ald by tho president out of his salary. Thcro In iv "con tingent fund" appropriated by congresM, which provides for tho caro of tho grounds and tho salaries of tho publlo employes nliout tho place. A IN eiillnrlly of irtRfl. Next year (18HH) will Nt 11 oeullar 0110 In this respect that tho lost throo luunorals which ioiiiNiso it will Ui tho sntnoflguim, n clrcunistniico which can oixmr only onco In n century, or, moro strictly siionklng, onco in every 111 years, as It will bo 111 years lio foro nnothor "threo of n kind" (llnW) will bo reached. Iteymirit tlm I'ax. "Itolnaort do Voss," or "Iloynard tho Fox." n satirical kwiii, written nlxnit l'AV) by William Van UUmhoven, n prlost of Aenlen burg, wns for centuries tho most opulnr work over written. It was translated Into many languages. Hose nnil Violet. Tho violet Is tho emblem of modostv. tho whltoroso signifies sllonco; so that whon n young lady, In her reply to n written declar ation of lovo, sends thoso flowers sho evi dently Intends It to bo understood that sho is to bo won tlint sho must bo sought after. Alt Old Dunce. Tho 100th anniversary of tho walls occurs on tho 20th of this month. On Doc 20, 1787 vineoni ainrtin presented nn opera In Vienna which contained anew danco which nt onco becamo popular. This danco was tho waltx, lllrlliplucn of Homer. It was tho jioot Homer whoso blrthploco was coutoHtcd by seven cities. Boven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead ThrouRh which tho living Homer begged his bread. IMnniielnl I'niile. Tho dates of tho great commercial and financial jianics nro lift'l, 178.'), 171W, 1707, WS 18JJ7-8, 1817, 18.17, 1801 and 1871 Tlm earlier ot theso, of course, refer to England. ropiilutlon of American Colon ln. Tho population of tlio Amorlcan colonies nt tho beginning of tho French ind Indinu war in 1751 Mr. Bancroft estimates nl 1,105,. 000 whites, 2W.0U0 colored. Cliiirlint Crosi. "Charing Cross," Eng., was so callul from tho erection ofn memorial cross at Charing, to tho good Queen Eleanor, who died on an oxiKxlltloii to Scotland in 1200. Mr. Holme' Mttitorplece. Tho "Ono Hoss Shny" is not, ns omo sup poso, nn nllogory. It is a chronicle of an ab solute triumph of puro logic Tho First Lug-fir. Lager beer was first brewed in tho United States in 1813, when n German named Wng nor mado it in Phlladolpldu. Tlio I'atlier nf History. Herodotus, tho first Greek historian, and father of history, lived, according to Cicero, about -i.V) B.C. Invention nf tho llnlloon. Air balloons wero invented by Ousmnc, a Jesuit, in 1720, and revived by Moutgolfler in Franco In 1783. Plr.t Usn or llrlcks. Bricks wero first used In England by tho Romans, and In 1025 Charles I fixed their regular slzo. Tlio Inventor nf l'ostngn Ktitiup. Tho Inventor of tho jiostagu stamp was Rowland Hill, tho founder of tho English postal system. Aliuka. Tho area of Alaska Is 53,(09 squaro miles, or alxiut ono-flftli tlio area of tho United States. Tlio I'rrneh for Dry. Tho word "hoc" or "soche." as applied to wines, Is a French adjective meaning dry, Tlm Small Ilny'n View. "Ah, my sou," said tlio minister; "I'm glad to seo you in the Sunday school at hist. Is this your first Sundayf" "Yes, Mr." "How do you like itf" "Oh, guotu 1 kin stand it until after tho Christmas tiW Tid Bits. In it ltlc Hurry. Dennis (to btreet car driver) O'iin an a big hurry to radio Furty-Mcond strnte, ICelly. I)rler ThlnOI wud ndvniso ye, Dtnuls, to tnko the ulxt car bcholud. Thim burses O'im drivin' bo no gxl. Dennis Bo gobbs, OI wull, Kiliy. Now York Sun. Nit IVoIIiik Well. Gentleman (to messenger boy) How is thlj, ixjy? 1 should havo leceivcd this dls utcli hours ngo. Aro the wires in Iwul con dition!" Messenger ly (feebly) No, sir; tho wires uronll light, but I nm in Kad condition my. Belf."-Tlio Ewh. An Oriental Tnlc. Thcro oneo was a pay Turkish Pasha, Who winked- what un eait 1 could bo rashaH At t!i- mltan'a Usit wife, And for that ht liU life. Tho moral Is: Don't 1h) n 111.1sl1.1t -Ufo. Tlio Iiowisto: (Mo.) Jounml asserts that Nathaniel lit.. :'iu.-no B.ielleil hUhutnamo 'Hathorit" whon ho wus In Bowdoln college Peculiar Many peculiar points mnko Hood's flnr snpnrlll.t superior (o nil oilier modlclnoo- rcrtillnr In comlilimttini, proimrtlon, nud preimrntlott of liicrcillonts.C,. Hood's n.trnpnrllt.i posrits VVOv tho full curntlvo vnluo tif thu Jr J Vr host known tnmtuanyQPr or (ho vcgclnblo kliiRv-Oilnm Peculiar In Its' gVntrenBlli nnd economy r flffir Hood's Bcf iiip.irllla lsX(B47rtlio onlymcdl. olnn t, which can trnl hosnhlL5a7Sr"OiiolliindrcilDos(js OnoV-JFjk Dnllnr." Medicines in AdrlMRCT nnd smaller bottles JkVrequIro larger doses, nnd tlo not prodiicn ns good rcnults ns Hood'. S rccullnr In Its mcillcliiM merltsr Hood's Barsapatllla ncctimpllslics cures hlth- erto unknown, nud has won for Itself, (ho (Kloof "Tho trtm(ct blood puriiior ovor uiscovoroii,"- ey I'rctillnrliilt"Eom!iinino . a.fcr'at home,"k-(icro Is nowr iioro ot Hood's Hnrsnparlllar sotd In I.owoll, whoror HVltlsmnile, than of a S jollier blood purlflors. 2Wrccullar In Its phenomo- Vr nM rccor,, of ,'tt,CI, nbtoad VrJio oilier preparation has L rVover attained such nonu- '-T (n.ll.. I.. aa .l.ft.l n 4I.MA 1.1111 IH Oil HIUHfc .UllVf - - llllll ItllUIUII IIB IIUIIUIIIII. Snnd confidenca among nil classes of peoplo so tcnlfftKtlr. Do not bo Induced to buy other preparation, hut bo suro to get (ho Peculiar Medicine, Hood's Sarsaparllla BoMliyalldniitRliti. SIdxfnrS). l'rcparadonlf by O. I. HOOD A CO., Aothorarlot, Lowell, Man. IOO Dosos Ono Dollar Fremont Elkhorn & Mo, Vaile Trains Koltig I'juit will lenvii ill III p, in, 'linlnsKolnR Wot lenvii 7:Wn, m, nudailO'p.nu- Thk Ki.Kiiotm VAt.t.r.r Link. To freo homes In Nortliwi-steru Nebraska 'an Houthwititiin Dakota. T11 Mix Illm.k Itm.niwt lb., llolHnrlniri. To Cent nil Wyoming ronl mid nn field an- cnltlerniiKeM. To ChlenKO nud the lCnst. To HI. I'nill, the North nud Northwest. For further Information liKpiIro of U M. TYI.KIt, Agent. USHouth IfKhstriM't, . . Lincoln W. V. KlTCII, J. It. Ill'l HANAW, Oenernl M'gur, (Irn'l I'nsa. Ar'I Mlssotlil Valley, Innn. vnfr CMIOS 1 Milwaukee I, && ( Iwna and oieralrs MM miles of tlioruulily quipped mail In Illinois, WiHcoimln, Iowa. llsHourl,.MIlilii'sotHuml Dakotii. . UH It Is tlm Host Dlreot lliiuto liolwuni nil tlio I'rlnelpal folulH In tho Northwest, Pouthweiit and Kur West. lor miipH, tlmo Intiles, rules or pnssnKO una frelidit, etc.. apply to nearest station 11 Kent of UlllCAOO, Mll.WAtlKKK A HT. 1'AUI. ItAII. way, or to liny Hnllroail Audit anywhere I Iheworlil. It. MIl.l.Klt. A. V. II. (JAUPKNTElt.T Oenernl M'g'r. (len'l Puss. AT'kt Agt. J. K.TUUKlfu, GKO. 11. IIKAFFDUD, Asst. Ocii'l Mirr. Assl. (1. P. A T. Agt. Milwaukee, Wlneonsln. 9"rnr Information In reference to Lands mid I'owiis owned by tho Uhlcnifo, Mllwail-Uco.l-Hl. I'nul ltnllway Company, wrllo to II. (I. llAUOAN.Ijind CommUsloner. Mllwaukeo Wisconsin. Working Classes?! - prepared to. turnlsh nl clam- with employ nient M lioino, xiur a holt of tbo time, or for their spurt) monwuti IIiihIiiohs now. Held nnd profitable. Persons of either sex eiully earn from M i cmIh to ts.00 vet eteiiliig, anil a pmiortioual sum by iOTOtlu(call iiieiriiuni 10 1110 nuHiiicsit. IIovh and ulrla earn nnarly as iniicli n men, That all who se tills may avml their nddrrss, and tent tbo business, tlo maVo this offer. To such as nru not well salUtled wo will send mm dollar to my for tho trouble of writliik. hull iwirtloulars and outfit free. AddraM QtuiKiK Htimon & Co., Portland. Jlalno. M0NEYii made, Cut this out andre t) Int. and wa will ai-ml von. sometblijifof ifn-AtvaliiMAvwf i iiuiKinnucH 10 you, mai win ataxl you in businxiM which will bring yon. In mora niois-y rlxht away than anj thlnseiiwi In this world Any oneenn do tbo work and llvo at homo. Either ex; all niceM. Kouierhlnv new, tlmt Just colna money for all worker i will start vou; caiiitat not iieeilcil, This Is one of tee Kcinllue, Imixirtant chnuetsof a lifetime. TIiom who are ambitious and rtiterprlnliig will not delay. Grand outfit fra Addres Tit lie . Co., Augusta Malno. J ATT1'"" "Vl ftt home, and make more money 1 1 1 1 al work for us, than at anything else In iVU ll'l unrld. Capital not needed; you ar started free I-nre earnings sure frotn tirsl start I'iMtly outfit and term freo. Better nm il.-iav fimts 1011 niilblutc Ui send us your 11I In sd Unit out If you are wise yot will (to ui nice II IlALi.Krr4.Ca,PortUnt, Jaiue, Af Ur Forty Tiara irxrltnr In tha rrtparationoimor han Om HuDdrd Thonund anellcatlona for paltnU la tna uDlitu niata ana rorvirn ooan trl... Ib pubUtbtr of th Scj.ntia Amirican oontlon to act a otleitora for ptttnla, cavaats, t rada-roarka, eopr rlrhu. lo.. for tha UniUd HtalM. and to obtain palaola In Canada, England, Kraac. Oarmanr. and all otntr oountri Thalrttpart tnea 1. unaijualad andthalr faailltlM ar untur- pBMd. I)ralnc and pMtfleatlons prapartd and fllad In tha I'atanl Offloe on ahorl notlo. T.run Tart raatonabla, fio chars tor aiamlnalion of modtla or drawing. Adtlr y mall fr PatantinMalndlhrou(h MnnnACVi aranotlead ll.lh. NC1KMTIKIU ASIKHICAN.whloh haa tb larca.t circulation and ! tha moat Inttuantjal nawtpapar of Ita kind pablitbad In tha world. Tha adrantagaa of iuoq a notice turjr pattnla nndaratanda. ' lbiaar(anil ipUndldlT illmtratad nawipapar ItpublUhad WKEKIiVit SlOOayaar. and la admitlad to b tba ban papar davotad to acUnea, mechanic. lUTantlona, angtnaarlag workt, and other dtpartraenta of Industrial progrxa. pub ll.tiad in any country. It contalnt tha nam., of all patantaaa and till of arary Inrantlon paiantad acii ant. Try It lour inonta lor on uonar. Bold by all ncwtdaaUra. ,, . If 10 J hua an tnt.nllon to patant write to Wun-. A Co., pabtt.hara of Soianlina Aiu.rioan. Klllroadwar.Saw York. . . Uaadbook about pataata mallad fra. Lixcoii vdm vat? au issTiTcrc or i-ksiuvsiur, Shorthnnil and T) hw 1 tin it. Ilent and lanreat cnllra In tho Meat. Sliiil. lit prejutntl fn butlnc. In front Slot) months. Indlvlduul Inatruetkiii. inland ex. erleiies faculty, t-cnd for eollro Jouruult and puclmciM of iiiniaiililp to UIXlllUUHlK A llOOSE. Uncoht, Neb. liltl L liHKfH .1 I f Jsi 'jmttt I r ,tTf9&