WHO’S NEWS THIS WEEK By LEMUEL F. PARTON (Consolidated Feature*—WNU Service.) NEW YORK.—It appears to this onlooker that there is a lag in this war in issuing pencils and paper to song-writers and putting them on a full - time !t*s Time We Call shift. We Out Song Writers made a fast To Help Beat Axil First World war, with that one about the little bit of the sunshine in the YMGA almost beating the first crack of the guns. Possibly we are at least getting under way with Geoffrey O’Hara limbering up his writing-wrist with a ditty calculated to start a rush of bond-buyers to the neighborhood post office. Mr. O’Hara is a veteran song-leader of our 1918 singing and fighting days and the author of •K-K-K-Katy.” He has a copyright on "The Star Spangled Banner,” taken out and duly recorded in 1929. This was his stepped-down version of the Nation al Anthem. The copyright is a bit of a joke which, says Mr. O’Hara, will enable him to bequeath a singa ble National Anthem to his country in his will. He scouted some interesting historical background in his pro fessional Study of "The Star Spangled Banner" and how we got it. In England and Wales, in the late Eighteenth century, it was sung by tavern roisterers as "Anacreon in Heaven." They could reach the high notes easily. The explanation, Mr. O’Hara’s researches disclosed, was that in a cold, foggy cli mate the larnyx grows smaller. In order to keep out the weather. Therefore there are more tenor voices. Mr. O'Hara probed still further and found that California had more basses and baritones than colder states. So he reset the anthem to a steam-heated singing range. He came to the United States in 1904, at the age of 22 and worked four years as a clerk in the Cana dian Bank of Commerce. All that time he was writing songs, surprised and happy when Caruso suddenly featured his "Your Eyes Have Told Me," and A1 Jolson did the same for his "Tennessee.” Last month he was elected to membership on the board of the American Society of Authors, Com posers and Publishers. He got his nautralization papers in 1919, and has been a diligent expounder of our democratic faith. WE’VE asked a lot of philoso phers, but we never could get it straight as to whether there could be any humor in a perfect universe. It is some Gets More Money thing to wor Kidding Baseball ry about, as, Than Playing It ,wit{1 th£KAt* J 8 lantjc Char ter millenium moving in after this war, there might not be any place tor A1 Schacht. His errant foolish ness wouldn't do in such a perfect ly ordered world. But, in our present state of some what ostentatious imperfection, he still belongs, and today's good news is that the “Clown Prince of Base ball” is still clowning over in New Jersey just now, still touring the baseball circuits, making everybody happy with his durable pantomime. We have an Idea that if Al Schacht were shrewdly used he might be worth a brace of bat tleships to this country. As we see it many of the invocations of democracy which come from the Washington founts of erudi tion do not quite get the public ear; that they need a bit of ••corn,’* in the Broadway lingo, or at any rate a widened public appeal and a dash of humor. If Al Schacht should take to rib bing Hitler before the baseball mobs, with an appropriate anti climax for Der Fuehrer at the finish, it ought to help a lot In getting over the news that there is a war on. He was a top-bracket player, bought by the Giants in 1917, and can still put a hop on a fast ball. He was literally born in left field— in the left field territory of what is now the Yankee Stadium. He was a whirlwind pitcher in high school baseball and was three years with Newark before the Giants bought him. He and Nick Altrock formed their famous comedy partnership with the Washington club. He is a bom comic and one of the best pantomimists in the coun try. When "Cash and Carry” Pyle of Bunion Derby fame was staging Suzanne Lenglen in tennis matches around the country, Al Schacht's act was a part of the program. It was a burlesque of Suzanne which set! the crowds wild. Suzanne didn't1 happen to see it for the first few matches but when she did; "Meester Pyle, deescharge at once zees clown or deescharge me!” He had no trouble in making other engagements, his “take” rounding out about $50,000 a season. Perfect Close for a Meal—Apricot Jelly Roll (See Recipes Below) Mother-Daughter Luncheon ~ Once a year it is becoming for Daughter to don the cook’s cap and uniform ana come out with a whole meal cooked to please Mother. And the day Moth er appreciates it most is on her day of the year— Mother’s day! So, today, I’ve planned a menu which even the youngest cooks can make into a glorified meal to which they can invite their mothers. Now, young cooks, on your toes if you would gather laurels at Moth er’s day luncheon time! Bring out the measuring cups and ingredients, first. Then read the recipes over several times and visualize each step before you start. Ready? Good. Your first course—served in small glass cups with a sprig of mint, if you can get it—will stimulate the appetites and brighten the table: •Fruit Cup. (8ervcs 8) S oranges, peeled 1 grapefruit, peeled 1 pint strawberries, hulled 2 bananas Section the oranges and grape fruit Peel the bananas and dice. Mix with fruit sections. Sprinkle lemon Juice over the fruit, sweeten to taste. Let stand and chill. When ready to serve, place in fruit cups. Eggs are plentiful now because the government asked farmers to have their hens work overtime to increase egg production that they might be sent abroad and have enough for home use. So, bring out the eggs and their surplus of nutrition to menus by choosing one of these two recipes for your main luncheon dish. , Eggs are noted for the facility ' with which they can be cooked, and there is but one major rule to follow in cooking them: use as little heat as possible to get a tender product. •Eggs a la King. (Serves 6-8) 4 tablespoons butter 4 tablespoons of (lour 2 cups hot milk 1 teaspoon salt Pepper $4 tablespoon chopped onion 1 tablespoon chopped green pepper Lynn Says: The Score Card: The nation’s sugar bowl is due to be some what smaller than last year’s be cause we will have to get along with a third less sugar than we had before. This means we will be using several substitutes. You smart homemakers will learn how to use maple sugar, where you like maple flavoring. One and one-third cups of maple sugar may be substituted for one cup of granulated sugar. Honey, oldest sweetening, has versatile uses. Use it on your breakfast fruits, cereals, sauce for ice cream, in cakes, quick breads, cookies, even in sugars, Jams and jellies. Since honey has a distinctive flavor, use half hon ey and half sugar in recipes or the consistency and color of the product you make may be changed considerably. Corn syrup may be substituted cup for cup for granulated sugar, but when using it, cut the liquid in the recipe down by one-third. Molasses makes your ginger breads, baked beans, brown bread, cakes and even cookies. Besides these substitutes you'll have dried fruits which are high in sugar content. When stewing fruits, add sugar toward the end of the cooking period: it will take less to sweeten ^the fruit. Make desserts with fruit juices, both canned and fresh, and you will f. Ti it bridges the sugar ra tion well. Above all, do not waste sugar. You can probably get along with less in the morning coffee and tea. Try it This Week’s Menu Mother-Daughter Banquet •Fruit Cup •Eggs a La King Asparagus •Orange Frosted Berry Salad Biscuits and Honey •Jelly Roll Tea or Coffee •Recipe Given % tablespoon chopped pimiento 6 hard cooked eggs % cup sliced, cooked mushrooms Melt the butter, add the flour and stir until smooth. Combine with hot milk. Let cook eight minutes over hot water (in a double boiler). Stir with egg beater. Add onion, green pepper, pimiento, sliced eggs and mushrooms. Let cook five minutes. Serve hot on buttered toast. Eggs a la Rockefeller. (Makes 1 serving) 1 slice bread 1 thick slice tomato 1 soft cooked egg 2 tablespoons cheese sauce Parsley Toast the bread slightly and spread thinly with butter. Place the slice of tomato on the bread, then on the tomato, put the soft boiled egg. Over this pour the cheese sauce and garnish with pars ley. Cheese sauce: Add 94 cup finely grated or finely cut cheese to 1 cup hot white sauce, and stir until cheese is dissolved. *Orange Frosted Berry Salad. (Serves 6) 1 tablespoon gelatin 2 tablespoons cold water 94 cup orange juice, heated 94 cup orange juice, unheated 94 cup sugar 1 tablespoon lemon Juice 1 cup orange pieces 94 cup berries or seedless grapes 94 cup sliced peaches Orange sections Frosted berries Soften the gelatin in the water 5 minutes. Dissolve in the heated or ange juice. Cool and add the un heated orange juice. When slightly thickened odd the orange pieces, grapes, and sliced peaches. Pour into individual molds. Chill until firm. Unmold and garnish with or ange sections and clusters of frosted berries. (To frost berries, dip in slightly beaten egg white and roll in granulated sugar. Spread on pa per to dry.) Serve salad with lemon flavored mayonnaise. As you go into your sugar-ration ing period, are you keeping your eyes peeled for recipes that take it easy on the sugar without sacrific ing any of their appetite appeal? For that very reason you’ll like this one of jelly roll because it uses nat urally sweetened apricots for the filling and eliminates the powdered sugar sprinkled over the top. •Jelly Roll. (Makes 10-12 slices) 3 eggs W teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup sugar 1 cup sifted cake flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 5 tablespoons flour 2 tablespoons butter Add salt and vanilla to eggs, beat until light and fluffy. Add sugar in 2-tablespoon portions, beating after each addition. Add sifted flour and baking powder. Fold in carefully and quickly. Stir in water and but ter, heated together until butter is melted. Pour into a jelly roll pan, about 16 by 11 by 1 inch that has been greased and lined with paper, then greased again. Bake in a mod erately hot (375-degree) oven about 18 minutes or until nicely risen and delicately brown over the surface. Loosen edges and turn onto a piece of waxed paper or a towel sprinkled with powdered sugar Remove pan and peel off waxed paper. Spread with dried fruit—cook your favorite dried fruit (apricot, prunes or peaches are good) in a minimum of water, then put through a sieve, cool and spread. Roll lengthwise, cool on a cake rack. If you ivoultl like expert advice on your cooking and household problems, urite to l.ynn Chambers, Western Newspaper I ’nion, 210 South Desplaines St., Chicago, III. Please enclose a stamped, selfmddi essed envelope for your reply, 'Released by Western Newspaper Union.) NATIONAL AFFAIRS Rtvitwed by CARTER FIELD More Important That Captain Doesn't Go Down With Ship . . . Morale of Nation to Be Noted at Election Time... (Bell Syndicate—WNU Service.) WASHINGTON.—This business of the captain going down with his ship has got to stop. About 90-odd times j out of a hundred it is more impor tant to save the captain than to j save any other person aboard—man, woman or child, the old doctrine of “women and children first" to the contrary notwithstanding. It is just another case of the war turning ordinary things upside down. In normal maritime life there is an oversupply of captains. Many men with masters’ papers are working as first, second, and sometimes even third mates, just to get a job. But too many men capable of navigating ships—of directing them safely from one port to an other—of acting quickly in emer gencies—of maneuvering a ship, for instance, under torpedo or bomb attack—are being killed. Admiral Emory S. Land of the maritime commission is crying aloud for a speed up in ship con struction, so that the lifeline to Britain can be kept in operation. He is absolutely right, and should be getting more vigorous backing when he runs up against certain Adm. Land dimculties, particularly of the union labor variety. But it is also necessary to have men capable of commanding those ships. It would seem that the prob lem of crews was just as vital, but the business of running ships, for the period of the war anyway, has turned to mass production methods. It is not quite as simple as an assembly line, but it approaches it. The idea of each man being trained to do just one thing, almost as sim ple as tightening* a bolt, is car ried out in essential. Maritime Schoola Helped Nor is the maritime commission to be criticized for the shortage in competent captains. It established schools several years ago,and really has done a pretty good job in train ing young men as navigators. So far as the engineers are concerned, most of the new ships have the old reciprocating engines, which means that almost any man who has had any experience whatever with en gines, in saw mills, on farms, in small plants, can learn very quickly to perform the necessary duties. Firemen present even an easier problem. Many owners of office buildings have been learning this to their embarrassment, for men whose only experience has been turning valves in oil-burning heat ing units of big buildings are now working on ships, with much better pay, of course, as should be the case in view of the terrible risk. Incidentally, there is no dis position anywhere to criticize the pay schedules of the men who go down to the sea in ships these days. Some of the union rules have caused problems, but these related more to the question of interfering with a proper flow of recruits than to wages. Most of the torpedoings of mer chant ships off the Atlantic etiast have not been as heavy in their toll of human lives as in naval warfare, where in so many instanced—the cruiser Houston and the battle cruis er Hood for instance—there were practically no survivors. But something ought to be done to impress everybody that it is a mili tary necessity—vital to the winning of the war—to save the captain if possible. Men can be trained fair ly quickly in navigation, but there is tremendous value in the experi ence which guides a good captain in emergencies. And there is not only the lifeline to Britain to be kept open—there is the much longer one to Australia! * * * Coming Elections Will Show National Unity Between now and the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November the American people will give a demonstration of national unity which will make all this talk about morale building seem rather silly. The prediction is simply this: No member of the house or son ate will be defeated because he was strongly in favor of the war, of prosecuting it vigorous ly, and of never agreeing to •peace until victory is achieved. No candidate against any sitting 1 member of the house or senate, either in primary or convention will be nominated or elected because he advocates quitting—on any terms i whatever. Now if this prediction were made as to a majority of the seats to be filled it would be important. To look back into history, Abraham Lincoln had to make a tremendous fight to prevent his own defeat, in 1864. Dairy Production Climbing Steadily Fluid Milk Consumption In Cities Is Still Off Combined production of cheese, creamery butter, and condensed and evaporated milk in the United States in 1941 exceeded the 1940 output by 7 per cent. The January, 1942, pro duction of these dairy foods was 9.6 per cent greater than in January, 1941, according to Ohio State uni versity rural economists. The 1942 production goals for dairy products call for approximate Courtesy U. S. Department or Agriculture. Wisconsin Dairy Queen Miss Ruth Krumheuer, knows of the dairy ben efits obtained from the modern, well tinned pail which she is holding. The two weeks’ old Holstein calf looks like a coming winner, too. ly 12 per cent greater production than was obtained in 1941. The re quired increase in cheese and con centrated milk can be secured by a 7 per cent increase in all manu factured dairy products if some of the total production is shifted from creamery butter to the concentrated forms. Need Will Be Met. Creamery butter made up approx imately 70 per cent of all manufac tured dairy products in 1941, so any significant diversion of milk from the manufacture of butter will meet the needs for more milk to be made into cheese or to be condensed or evaporated. The production of dried milk in 1941 was less than the 1940 production, but a larger share of the total was prepared for human consumption. The consumption of fluid milk in cities has not increased at the rate expected. Increased payrolls and greater quantities of milk available do not induce urban citizens to con sume the amount of milk needed for adequate diets. Rural economists believe that the best interests of the dairy industry at present require a definite policy as to price and of quantities of prod ucts to be purchased and stored, if increased production is to be main tained with the least expenditure of productive facilities. Tractor Trouble Advice If the farm tractor lacks pep, better check up on valves and valve mechanism. If there is re bound on each compression stroke when the engine is cranked slowly, the valves are closing properly. Lack of compression means waste of fuel and loss of power. Sticky Valves. Lack of compression in the farm tractor may be caused by sluggish or sticky engine valves. Engineers say this cause of pow er and fuel waste can often be remedied with a little kerosene. Start the engine, and after it has idled a while apply kerosene to the valve stems so that it works down between the stems and the guides. Adjusting Discs. To prevent overloading the farm tractor, adjust the size of discs and disc plows to the power of tractors. If less draft is de sired, the width of cut may be reduced or one or more discs may be removed. In operating in hard ground, weights should be used at the rear and front fur row wheels rather than on top of the frame or beam. Leaves Show Soil Needs Through methods developed by horticulturists at the Pennsylvania State college it may be possible in the future to determine the soil re quirements of crops by foliar or leaf diagnosis. For instance, plants may become sickly as a result of too much of a certain fertilizing material in rela tion to the supply of others, or be cause of a shortage of certain other soil foods, according to a bulletin frnm that university. NEW IDEAS By RUTH WYETH SPEARS — i BACK COVER L SEWN TO I CHAIR_ 1 PADDING — WELTING TO SIDE t PIECES/ ^Right\;! "toe cording "FOOT .PRESS / : SEAM —* .BACK ^ K STITCHES HIOOEN BY I_WELTING SIDE PIECE 'T'HE covering of many chintz -*■ chairs today is hand sewn to the chair padding. Such covers have trim lines and may be ripped off easily for cleaning or washing. The sketch at the lower left shows how covered cord welting is bast ed and stitched to outside pieces of the cover which have been cut on the chair with an accurate seam allowance. When the seam edges have been pressed back the piece is pinned on and sewn with matching heavy duty thread, as at the lower right. NOTE: Clip and keep this article as this sketch is not in any of the homemak ing booklets prepared by Mrs. Spears for our readers. But Book 8 contains direc tions for making the chair frame as well as 30 other things to make from what the average household has on hand, or from inexpensive new materials. Send your or der to: MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS Bedford Hills New York Drawer 10 Enclose 10 cents for Book 8. Name . Address ... Do You Bake at Home? If you do, send for a grand cook book—crammed with recipes fol all kinds of yeast-raised breads and cakes. It’s absolutely free. Just drop a postcard with your name and address to Standard Brands Inc., 691 Washington St., New York City.—Adv. Maker of Jest A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it.—Shake speare. AMERICA'S FAVORITE READY-TO-EAT CEREAL! Get several packages today and enjoy we “SELF-STARTER BREAKFAST" A big bowlful of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes with some fruit and lots of milk. PtqWt*1' I ViTAMINSI , MINERALS! PROTEINS! 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