TU^d(jMwts' ADVENTURERS’ CLUB HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI “Through a Tropic Holocaust ’’ By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter Hello everybody: Well, sir, fellow adventurers, people have all kinds of troubles in this bothersome old world of ours. You have your troubles and I have mine. Maybe the old spinning ball would be just TOO nice a place to live on if we didn’t have our share of adversity to make the sweet seem sweeter and the bright seem brighter still. Anyhow, I have a letter here from Alberta L. Hitchins of New York City, who has had her troubles—plenty of ’em—but who doesn’t let them bother her very much. No, sir. Because every time she begins to think her troubles are too much for her, she looks back on that horrible day in Kingston, Jamaica, in January, 1907, and realizes that what looks like troubles to her now don’ll really deserve the name of trouble at all. On that fateful day Mrs. Hitchins was sitting in the office of J. Eustace Burke & Brothers, the firm for which she worked. She wasn't Mrs. Hitchins then—just Alberta, the assistant cashier. With her in the office was her boss, her sister—one or two other women who worked there, too. Outside, it was a clear, tropical, sunshiny day. From over head came the rumble of machinery in a bottling plant on the floor above, When the Earthquake Struck. At 3:30 in the afternoon, a distant, ominous, rumbling sound startled all Kingston. In the office where Alberta worked, how ever, nobody paid any attention to these sounds. The bottling plant on the floor above was always noisy. Rumblings were nothing new to the employees of Burke & Brothers. The first intimation that Alberta had that anything was wrong was when she happened to look up from her work and saw that the wall in front of her desk gEEMED TO BE BENDING OVER! At the same time, she felt herself suddenly—inexplicably—slipping from her chair. She jumped to her feet. From overhead a shower of pluster fell, littering her desk. All at once, things seemed to be flying in all directions. Then, in a moment, all was quiet again. In the office, there was a moment of tense silence. Then Alberta heard the voice of her boss saying: “My God! An earthquake! San Francisco nil over again!" Alberta took a quick look around the of A Tottering Wall Fell With a Crash. flee. There were five people in it. Miraculously, not one of them was injured. Alberta heaved u sigh of relief—too soon. At that moment the trembling started all over again. From outside came the sound of a piercing shriek. A woman in the next building! Alberta started toward the door—felt some one grab her by Mie arm. It was her sister. “Don’t go out there,’’ her sister cried. A tottering wall fell with a crash. The woman’s voice was stilled. Terrible Scenes in tbe Streets. The boss started to gather up the company’s books and put them In the safe The girls turned to and helped. When that was finished, Alberta and her sister made their way out to the street and started to head for home, down by the wuterfront. The town was a shambles. Buildings were down everywhere. Walls were down—streets a mass of wreckage—debris strewn everywhere. Men, women, children—even animals—were stretched out on the pave ment, dead or frightfully injured. Everywhere, cries for help. People pinned under falling buildings—half buried in the wreckage—shouted pathetic appeals for aid that almost drove Alberta and her sister mad with pity. And to add to the horror, fire broke out—everywhere— and many who could otherwise have been saved nad to be abandoned by the rescuers to a living death in the tlames. It was the must harrowing sight two girls had ever seen. They struggled home to lind their mother and younger sister alive, hut frightfully injured. They had just been dug out from under the wreckage of what had been their home. Earthquake shocks were still coming at intervals. Alberta and her sister cast about for medical aid for their mother and the little girl. The hospital was miles away- and in ruins. The only safe place left was the sea. They took them aboard a vessel anchored in the har bor and put them in care of the ship's doctor. There were hundreds of other people on that boat—hundreds of refugees from the stricken city. All afternoon they straggled aboard. Doctors—volunteer nurses came from the town. They turned that boat Into a hospital ship for the care of the injured. Tragedies in a Night of Horrors. Night came—a night that transformed the city into a red inferno rimmed by the cosmic blackness. Fire flamed up anew in a hundred different quarters. Buildings tottered. Walls crumbled. The shrieks of the victims continued all through the night. Dogs howled in the streets. Fanatics sang wildly. People went insane for no other reason than that which they had seen—and heard. Terrible scenes were enacted in those grim hours. A father and son were trapped between two walls of a fallen building Rescuers were striving to get to them. They were almost free, when flame shot through the building, driving the rescuers back. The trapped man's business partner had just time to pass his hand through a hole in the wall—give his friend a last handshake before the flames were upon him and he had to dash back, the cries of his associate and the boy still ringing in his ears. In the heartrending scenes that went on through that terrible night, Alberta almost lost her mind. Long before it was over, she was a wom an moving in a daze. Somehow she lived through it—somehow kept her sanity. And now— Now Alberta is married. As the mother of three children she has responsibilities—sometimes troubles. But when she has troubles, she looks back at that awful January day in Kingston and wonders what the people who bled and died in that holocaust would think of her feeble Little woes. WNU Service. Pepper Once Coveted by Kings Pepper once was coveted by kings and explorers laid down their lives to get the precious seasoning. When the Eastern Roman Empire fell, Alaric the Goth exacted 3,000 pounds of pepper as part of the tribute. The Pepperers’ guild of London, organized in 1180, was for many centuries the most powerful of the trade guilds. Portugal sent Vasco de Gama to find a water route to India so that the pepper supply might be more abundant. A pound of the seasoning once paid for a year's rent of land or a house in England. • Canton Island Canton island is the chief spot of land among the tiny dots which make up the Phoenix group, 2,700 miles north of New Zealand. The, importance of this archipelago, wnich lies just south of the equator, is readily seen on any map of the South Pacific. The Phoenix group lies almost on a line between New Zealand and Honolulu, practically half way between the two. Canton island covers about eight and a half square miles, nourishes shrub veg etation and provides a salt-water lagoon navigable to boats which draw up to 5 feet. BEDTIME STORY By THORNTON W. BURGESS REDDY FOX HIDES REDDY FOX stole swiftly through the Green Forest in the direc tion of the pond of Paddy the Bea : ver. Reddy took the greatest care to keep out of sight of all the other little forest and meadow people It would not do to let one of them see him because — well, because you know, he was supposed to be down on the Green Meadows He had said that he had a very importanl errand down there which prevented him going to look for Buster Bear as Prickly Porky had asked him to Of course he hadn’t had any errand { down on the Green Meadows It ! was just an excuse The truth is he was afraid to look tor Buster Bear ! And so he had made up that excuse Then Jumper the Hare. who. you know, is one of the most timid of Reddy Didn't Need to Be Told That It Was Buster Bear. all the little people who live In the Green Forest, had olfered to go look for Buster Bear. Reddy Fox didn't believe that Jumper really would dare do it. but if he should why Reddy Knew that everybody would say that he was a greater coward than Jumper, and would laugh at him ever after. There was just one thing to do and that was to give Jumper such a fright that he would forget all about Buster Bear. So as soon os he was out of sight ol the other little people Reddy had turned into the Green Forest and run as fast as ever he could to head of! Jumper the Hare. Now. Reddy couidn’1 have done this had Jumper started in a great hurry to look for Buster Bear, be cause fast as "Reddy can run Jump er can run faster. But Jumper had not been in a hurry and so it hap pened that Reddy was nicely hidden V behind a big pile ot brush when Jumper came hopping alone. When Reddy saw him coming he smiled and it was a wicked hungry smile He had started out to scare Jumper if he could Jumper would make a very good dinner Yes. indeed, ne would make a splendid dinner Red dy’s mouth watered at the thought Now rt isn't for nothing that old Mother Nature gives things to her children and so, of course, there is a reason for the long ears of Jump er the Hare. It is that he may be able to hear the slightest noise so that he can run away from danger, for you know he cannot fight. So as ne came through the Green Forest ne kept stopping every few jumps to look and listen He had almost reached the pile of brush behind which Reddy was hiding when his long ears eaught just the teeniest weernest sound Perhaps in his ea gerness Reddy rustled a tiny dead leaf. Anyway. Jumper stopped short and looked very hard at the pile of brush Reddy held his breath and his yellow eyes lookad very fierce and hungry. Still Jumper sat there looking and looking and looking It ! seemed to Reddy as if he never would move Just as Reddy had about made up j his mind to rush out and try to catch Jumper where he sat a heavy step sounded behind him. Reddy turned his head hastily. There was the big black stranger who had come to live in the Green Forest. Reddy didn’t need to be told that it was Buster Bear. He gave one hasty look at the great claws on Buster’s feet and then with a yelp of fright he tucked his tail between his legs and started for home as fast as he could run. the most frightened Fox who ever ran through the Green Forest. ©T. W Burgess.—WNU Service. “Turbo-Fusee” Monsieur Millet ot France, the in ventor of this vehicle, called it the "Turbo Fusee." but for practical purposes it is still an automobile. The strange road craft is equipped with a tlve-horsepower motor, which gives it a speed of 180 kilometers an hour. But the motor itself does not directly drive the car; it com presses the aid which supplies the actual power. The inventor claims an increase of speed, reduction of fuel consumption and a bigger cruis ing radius .." - ■ CKMIilKS By WARREN GOODRICH O H*ll 8»nd*c«t* 1 - . *:iiiiiuiuyr i | i«. i»i: I. iin.'oi.iiji.o v -■ i jui.i.j "Shake hands with Rodney the Rat ... I don’t accept things from strangers." I WNU Service. QBUQOrt' I | .•>»Tne« it* n» fc« lw- ■-) "T — _l "Few auto drivers," says Hivvcr ing Flo, "live to admit their mis takes.'’ WNU Service. Money for Milk Is Well Spent i Most Valuable Foo STORM SASH 117 HEN insect screens come * » down in the fall, they are likely to be piled somewhere in attic or cellar without much thought as to putting them into condition for the following year. As a matter <*i fact, they are well worth caring tor and especially so if they are of cop per or bronze netting. One neigh bor of mine has worked out a plan that is about the best that 1 Know He built his house four years ago and as part of the construction, ev ery window was fitted with an out side insect screen and with a storm sash Screens and storm sash tit in to the same spaces and are hookea on the same hangers, these being screwed to the upper crosspiece of the window frame. Each window is numbered, and there are identical numbers on the screen and storm sash that tit it. In his cellar he ouilt a cabinet deep enough to hold the storm sash when slid in edgeways, and ol a width that just holds the entire set, placed side by side. The screens, of course, tit into the same cabinet. In the spring, the storm sashes come oft the windows, and the screens go on in their places. The cabinet, emptied of the screens, is immediately refilled with the storm sashes. With its tight door, the cab inet protects its contents from dust, and there is no danger of breaking a pane of glass, or punching a hole through netting. This arrangement is strongly recommended. With the end of the insect season, screens should be put into good con dition before being stored away Usually, brushing will be enough, although the frames may need a fresh coat of paint or of varnish. With copper and bronze screen ing, there is frequent complaint of the staining of white paint by drip. This is due to the combination of copper salts with the zinc in white paint, and the stain is permanent. There is also a staining with straight lead paint, although this will wash off. Staining can be prevented by coat ing the screening with varnish. Var nish cannot be used as it comes in the can, for by its thickness it will fill the meshes. A satisfactory mix ture is one-half good spar varnish and one-quarter each linseed oil and turpentine. Before applying, the screening should be scrubbed with soap and water, and traces of the soap rinsed oft with clear water. Aft er drying, the screening should then be scrubbed with turpentine. The easiest and quickest way to apply the varnish is with a piece of carpeting tacked to a block of wood to give the effect of a scrubbing brush. A little of the mixture is applied to the nap of the carpeting, and then rubbed on the screening. The varnish mixture will go on in a thin coat, which will be sufficient to protect the screening from mois ture for a full season. © Bv Roger B. Whitman WNU Service. | iiop^T fBETTER^X E BACK AND \ TON AGAIN \ My OTHER ) SHADOW ^ WNU Service. I MANNERS OF THE MOMENT By JEAN O By The Associated News papers DEOPLE think I’m awful when I * don’t get my shoes shined, and 1 think I’m awful when I do. 1 sit up there on one of those bootblack’s high chairs, with my legs stretched to the limit of my skirt and my face as red as my last summer’s bathing suit. Honestly, 1 can’t see why bootblacks don’t build those silly foot rests closer together, so a girl can at least reach them without so much trouble. But since they don’t and since you do have to have shines ^ie best way around the awkwardness seems to be to take it knock-kneed. And how ever you pose when you sit for the bootblack, you want to be sure that you have a full-sized newspaper be hind which to hide your face. WNU Service. Dumb Waiters. English Invention Dumb waiters were an English invention of the Eighteenth century, which consisted of tiers of trays af fixed to a central support on a tri pod base. They were usually placed diagonally at the corners of the din ing table so that diners might help themselves after the servants had departed. One of Chippendale’s ear ly bills mentions “two mahogany dumb waiters on castors” which | were supplied to Kensington palace. Love, Honor and Obey COME ON NOW. JOHN. 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