'JMlmhd about The Gabble of Tourists. C'' RAND CANYON, ARIZ. J —It gets on your nerves to stand on the rim of this scenic wonder and hear each successive tourist say, “Well, if any artist painted it just as It is nobody would believe it! ’’ After I heard 174 separate and distinct tourists repeat the above it got on my nerves and I sought sur cease far from the maddening round tripper, hoping to escape the common place babbling of eastern sight-ieers and revel in the salty humor of the unspoiled West. And I ran into a native who said, with the cute air of having |rvin 8. Cobb just thought it up, “Yes, sir, I never felt better or had less." And I encountered a gentleman who in parting called out, “Say, kid, don't take in any wooden nickels.” And then, speaking of someone else, remarked, "If I never see that guy again it’ll be too soon.” • • • Renaming Hors d’Oeuvres. THE controversy over giving a more American name to hors d'oeuvres—which some cannot pro nounce and none can digest rages up and down the land. What Sam Blythe, that sterling eater, calls these alleged appetizers you couldn't print in a family news paper, Sam’s idea of a before-din ner nicknnck being a baked ham. A sturdy Texas congressman calls them doo-dabs. But if I were living abroad again, I know what I'd call them. When you behold the array of this and that, as served at the beginning of luncheon in the average table d'hote restaurant over there, and especial ly in France, you are gazing upon what discriminating customers left on their plates at supper the night before. • • • Scrambled Cooking. DOWN below Flagstaff, Ariz., but somewhat to the eastward, in a picturesque city which saddles the international boundary, I found a unique condition. The best American food available is across the Mexican line at a restaurant owned by a Greek gen tleman with a Chinese cook in the kitchen. But the best Mexican cook ery is done well over on the Ameri can side by a German woman whose husband is an Italian. So our own native-born citizens, when hungry for the typical dishes of New England or Dixie, Journey beyond the border patrols, passing on their way many of their Span ish-speaking neighbors bound four miles northward for a bit of su perior tamales and the more in flammatory brands of chili. • • • Dueling a la Europe UNTIL Dr. Franz Sarga, the duel ing husband of Budapest, really serves one of his enemies en bro chette, as it were, instead of just trimming off hangnails and side whiskers, I decline to get worked up. You remember the Doc? He set out to carve everybody in Hun gary who'd snooted his lady wife and found himself booked to take on quite a large club membership. But so far he hasn't done much more damage than a careless chiropodist could. Once, in Paris, I was invited to a duel. I couldn't go, having a prior engagement to attend the World war. which was going on at that time, so 1 sent a substitute. He reported that after the prin cipfrts exchanged shots without per il, except to some sparrows passing overhead, all hands rushed togeth er, entwining in a sort of true-love knot. • • • The Forgotten Man. THOSE whose memories stretch that far back into political an tiquity may recall the ancient days that seem so whimsically old-fash ioned now, when our present Presi dent was running the first time on a platform which, by general con sent, was laughed off immediately following election. He promised then to do something for the forgot ten man. Remarks were also passed about balancing the budget right away. We needn't go into^ that. But the forgotten man figured ex tensively in the campaign. Then, for awhile, popular interest in him seemed to languish. So many new issues came up suddenly, some, like dyspepsia symptoms, being but tem porary annoyances, and some which lingered on and abide with us yet, including Mr. John L. Lewis, the well-known settee. And now, after these five change ful, crowded years, we have solved the mystery—we know who the for gotten man is. The name is Tug well, spelled as spoken, but you can pronounce it “Landon” and get practically the same general re sults. IRVIN S. COBB. Cl—WNU Service. Summer Velvet for Bridal Partv By CHER IE NICHOLAS II11 II I1 IIiIIHMMIIMP1 'I HI i IQ.tl'fc i i I.Ill SUMMER velvet is important fashion news for the bride-to-be who is seeking a radiantly beautiful and out of the ordinary material for the making of her own gown as well as those for her attendants. No word picturing can do justice to this enchanting fabric, for the loveliness of summer velvet cannot be visualized by the mere telling. Unless you have seen summer vel vet you are due for a surprise for It is not all-velvet by any means. Imagine, if you can, a sheer filmy mousseline de sdfe or chiffon or dainty organza background strewn with exquisitely delicate interwoven velvet designs or motifs, well that’s summer velvet. The idea of costuming the bride and her attendants in summer vel vet becomes the more intriguing in that a most fascinating play on color is made possible for the velvet mo tifs can be any color you choose. The scheme is worked out in this manner for the gowns pictured. White mousseline de soie patterned with tiny winged motifs of white velvet is used for the youthful wed ding gown as here shown. The bride wears pearls and a diamond clip at the low V-shape decolletage. Her bouquet is the new idea—pale lav ender orchids carried in a handle of carved prystal, forming a fan ef fect The matron of honor to the right in the picture also wears summer velvet—white mousscline de soie with green velvet motifs posed over ’ a matching green slip. Tr.e sash is of bands of matching green velvet and pale yellow. The hat, a new version of the poke bonnet, is in the same green shade with a huge bow and long streamers of wide green vel vet ribbon. The matron of honor's bouquet is of palest yellow and white freesias. Her Aris gloves are white glace kid with delicate em broidery in gold thread. Emeralds are set in necklace and clip. White and yellow is worn by each of the other bridesmaids with jewelry tuned to correspond. These frocks can be worn all summer. Completing the scheme for this summer wedding the bride's moth er, pictured to the left, wears the same summer velvet fabric but in a patterning of delphinium blue bow knots on a silk sheer with tiny flow ers of delphinium, with a velvet sash of matching color. When the jacket is removed the dress has a low formal neckline. Her hat is a smart new tricorne of navy straw with tiny flowers of delphinium. The dainty corsage is of lilies of the valley In the center of which are a few delphinium blossoms. For that "something, different” look that brides covet for their wed ding pageantry here are a few sug gestions. If the bridesmaids have long streamers to their hats a clever touch is to snap one of the streamers about the right wrist under a brace let bouquet. Then there is the idea of veils for the bridesmaids. These are of tulle in colors related to each costume. They are waist depth and fall gracefully about the shoulders. © Western Newspaper Unton. When the new short-length dance frock first made Its appearance it created quite a sensation. However, it did not take long for it to become a general favorite. The dress pic tured is of lovely printed silk chif fon. It accents the slender waist line such as fashion demands—a re turn to the silhouettes of the long ago. The gown was worn by a prominent society debutante at “The Silk Parade to Waltz Time," a benefit affair recently taking place in New York. Lanvin Jackets Are Made of Silver or Gold Kid Silver or gold kid is used over and ; over again for evening at Lanvin's where flowing robes are trimmed | with oriental applications of leather. At the same house are separate jackets entirely of stitched kid which is so soft and fine ttv6 yards of 39-inch -- Ask Me Another 4) A General Quiz ^ © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. 1. Who would take over the du ties of the Chief Justice of the United States if his office were to become vacant? 2. When did Magellan circum navigate the globe and how long did it take him? 3. Was Washington our first President? , 4. What is the average visibility ' from a ship at sea? 5. How much silver has been mined in the world since the dis covery of America? 6. What is a lee tide? 7. When the Supreme court was organized what was the average age of the justices? 8. How old is the Pasteur treat ment for rabies? Answers 1. In case of a vacancy in the office of Chief Justice or of hi* inability to perform the duties and powers of his office, they shall de volve upon the associate justice, who is first in precedence, until such disability is removed or an other Chief Justice is appointed or duly qualified. 2. He started in 1519 and it took him 1,093 days. 3. Washington is called our first President because he was the first President elected under the Con stitution of 1787; the Presidents who preceded him were simply presiding officers over the Con tinental congress. 4. About ten miles. 5. Only enough to make a solid cube 115 feet square. 6. A tide which runs with th* wind. 7. Just under fifty years. 8. Half a century old. material plus 3% yards of ribbon for trimming as pictured. Pattern 1294 is designed for sizes 8, 10, 12, 14, 16 years. Size 10 requires 2% yards of 39-inch material. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1020, 211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. © BeU Syndicate.—WNU Service. I MELVIN PURVIS G-MAN r> invites all boys and girls to Join NEW CORPS OF SECRET OPERATORS fJMUv.v. .W'ZL MELVIN PURVIS, former Ace G-Man who founded the Junior G-Man Corps, has formed a new organi zation called Melvin Purvis Law-and-Order Patrol. Members are Secret Oper ators. They have special „ codes, passwords, and spc dal equipment. Here is one adventure, published as proof that CRIME DOES NOT PAY. As the stoty opens, Melvin Purvis has Invited two of his Secret Operators to have Sunday night supper at his head quarters .. •_ Suddenly, out of the bitter cold winter night conies a frantic phone call . . . THIS IS CANNONDALE.THE AIRPLANE MANUFACTURER... I HAVE THE SECRET PLANS FOR A NEW BOMBING PLANE OUT HERE AT MY LONG ISLAND HOME. AND I'M AFRAID THERES GOING TO BEj --TV SOME TROUBLE... =1 TI'LL BE RIGHT OUT,^ \MR. CANNONPALEjJ MY CHAUFFEUR TOLD ME HE SAW A COUPLE OF SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS HANGING AROUND MY AIRPLANE PLANT —SO I TOOK Thlfc PLANS HOME WITH ME. BUT I STILL DON'T FEEL SAFE... " . I HAVE AN IDEA! ...TOM, TRY EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE !< - ' S-- " —> NO USE IN THAT. MR. PURVIS. THE LITTLE 1 I TOLD MY CHAUFFEUR TO WINDOW IN LOCK THEM ALL-AND ANY- THE BUTLER'S WAY WITH THE SNOW PANTRY OPENS PACKED ON THE WINDOW- EASILY, SILLS. EVERY WINDOW IS MR. PURVIsl j YtT—L FROZEN TIGHT.) ^ ✓ JUST AS I THOUGHT — ^ ONE WINDOWS BEEN FIXED!-I LL STANO BESIDE IT AND BE # READY TO GRAB ANY ONE ENTERING... TOM AND BETTY, YOU STAND BEHIND THE SOFA AND . KEEP YOUR EYE ON the safe I WHERE 1THE PLANS ARE hidden! Midnight that night. The ser vants have retired, the chauffeur is in his room over the garage, the bouse is quiet... MT S BLACKMAR, THE MECHANIC I HAD TO FIRE! I GUESS THAT SOLVES l everything! WAIT! THERE'S AN ^ ‘INSIDE MAN* IN ON THIS JOB. EXAMINE ALL THE SALT SHAKERS FOR FINGER PRINTSLTOM... MEANWHILE, MR. CANNONDALE, CALL IN ALL THE SERVANTS1. ^ ^HER^AR^^RESH : PRINTS ON THIS ONE, MR. PURViSi, mh/— 'well, your chauffeur WAS THE ‘INSIDE.MAN* --THESE ARE HIS FINGERPRINTS ON THE ^~-\_S^TS HAK E R! ^soThats^ WHY MY CHAUFFEUR WANTED ME TO BRING THE L SECRET PLANS 1 HERE! p>5--y •••x-.y NOW MELVIN PURVIS KNEW THAT IT WAS AN “INSIDE JOB** I knew that all the windows should have been frozen tight, due to the snow and ice packed on the sills outside. I also knew that, if one window opened easily, it was likely that salt had been used to prevent freezing and enable the window to be opened silently even in the bitter cold hours of the night • • • therefore, whoever bad left fingerprints on a salt shaker was probably the “inside man” I WELL. WE VE SAVED THE AIRPLANE PLANS • AND THOSE TWO CROOKS ARE GOING TO MAKE A FORCED LANDING IN JAIL? ...YOU TWO SEEM TO HAVE EATEN UP ALL YOUR ROST TOASTIES^ "HAVE SOME I rCO*t ON. tors AND CIRLSp BE A SECRET OPERATOR IN MY NEW LAW-AND-ORDCR PATROL! GET MY NEW SECRET OPERATOR'S SHIELD AND MY SECRET OPERATOR'S MANUAL CONTAINING SPECIAL CODES AND INSTRUCTIONS ... ALSO PICTURES or all my wnpirmh mi PRICES! JUST SEND ME THE COUPON BELOW. WITH 2 ££P POST TRY THE BETTER CORN FLAKES ^ "POST TOASTIES are made from the sweet, ■^tender hearts of the corn, where most of the rich flavor is stored. And each golden brown flake is toasted double-crisp in order to keep its crunchy goodness longer in milk or cream. Get Post Toasties today! A Post Cereal, made by General Foods. ASK FOR POST TOASTIES IN HOTELS. RESTAURANTS AND DINING CARS, TOO Vz ■ OTS* SHIELD deft); OIRLS* SHIELD SECRET OPERATOR'S (above). Both of polished gold bronze RINO. 24-carat design. Sent FR£E, together with Secret gold finish. Fits any Operator's Manual, for 2 Post Toasties finger. Free for 4 package-tops. box-tops. A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ALL BOYS AND GIRLS WHO JOINED MY JUNIOR G-MAN CORPS LAST YEARl I particularly want members of my Junior G-Man Corps to become Secret Operators. The training yon have received as members of the Junior G-Mao Corps will fit you for quick advancement to higher ranks. _ WlLiOw