BRISBANE THIS WEEK The Souls of Oysters In the Coffin, He Pays Polly Has a Tombstone Suicide Is Folly Mr. Kokichi Mikimoto, able Jap anese gentleman, once a peddler of Arthur llrlahnnr noodles, is now gigantically rich, thanks to his oys ter pearl idea. He makes real pearls by forcing the oyster to work at peart production. In stead of diving for oysters, hop ing to find one with a pearl in it. he puts little, ir ritating grains of sand inside the shells of millions of oysters, and eacn oyster proceeds to deposit the pearly substance on the sand to escape its irritating scratching. These pearls are "real.” Al though experts can tell the differ ence. they annoy jewelers and have hurt the value of the other accidental pearls, but they make it unnecessary for the unfortunate pearl diver to "go all naked to the hungry shark,” as the poet has it. Mr. Mikimoto has been obliged to kill hundreds of millions of oysters, which is serious: his Buddhist re ligion teaches that each has its little separate soul—in fact, the soul of his great-grandmother might have resided in one of the oysters. An American who recently died left a fortune of between twenty five and thirty million dollars, chief ly in tax-exempt securities on which the owner, while he lived, paid no income tax. Now that he is dead, inheritance taxes will take about two-thirds of the many millions. The lack of a "dead or-alive" tax exempt securities offers opportunity to some able lawyer. If the govern ment has no constitutional right to take any income from tax-exempt bonds, how can it legally take half merely because the owner is in his coffin? A green parrot, with red tipped wings, buried in a respectable grave, will have a granite head stone with "Here lies Polly Cod dington, sixty-eight years old," en graved on it. Exactly how old Polly was, no one knows. Born in Brazil, she was presented to the grand mother of Mrs. Joseph E. Hunt, sixty-eight years ago. Parrots, like eagles, elephants and other intel ligent creatures that eat wisely, often pass one hundred. A higher race thinks up foolish things for itself. Gruesome details which no one seems to have put into a movie or a horror story are published in connection with a recent suicide. The unfortunate victim, convinced that life was not worth while, hanged himself, and then, still conscious, found he was mistaken and made desperate unsuccessful efforts to cut the rope. Those that think of suicide should remember that they must leave the world soon in any case, and might as well remain to see what will happen. While there is life, there is hope. Chiang Kai-Shek, dictator of the Nanking government, warns China, “No nation can ruin us unless we first ruin ourselves,” emphasizing the fact that the short road to na tional ruin is neglect of preparation for war. Some patriotic American “radio sponsor” might arrange to broadcast that talk in Washington, D. C. We need it here almost as much as China needs i*. England fears that quarrels among union men may cause strikes in airplane factories and delay Britain's effort to get ready for her next war. Such strikes would prob ably bring welcome orders for planes to American factories; never theless. it is only fair to remind British workers, quarreling among themselves, that when foreign bombs begin dropping on their fam ilies, any strike against national safety will seem to have been fool ish, in retrospect. And those words, “chiefly women and children," should be remembered. Borrowed money is cheaper, and it ought to be. since the dollar is only worth 59 cents. A cheap house or cheap dollar should bring a cheap rent. Even so. it surprises you to learn that Mayor LaGuardia borrowed from J. P. Morgan & Co. thirty million dollars for the city, spread over a five-year period, for one and one-tenth per cent interest. Here, Myron C. Taylor, head of “Big Steel,” greatest steel company in the world, announces increases in wages, also resumption of full dividend payments on the preferred United States Steel stock, also earn ings in three months of more than thirteen million dollars, biggest in six years. Thirteen million dollars in three months may not be “big money,” but “it is better than be ing hit on the head with a sharp stone.” © Kins Feature* Syndicate, luo, WNU Service. It's Big Season for Gay Wool Plaids R» CHERIE NICHOLAS STOP, look, listen. Can't you fancy you hear the bagpipes playing as the great autumr and winter style parade wends its spectacular way, for it's gayest o’ gay Scotch plaidies the lassies o’ fashion ha’ taken to wearin’ these crisp cool days. A wild orgy of plaids it is indeed into which fashion is plunging us and, what's more, we are growing very clannish about it. An astonish ing lovely array of beautiful designs and colorings in plaids is the proud record of fabric designers this sea son, keyed to exacting and versatile fashion demands. Many are of au thentic clan origin, featuring rich, deep colors and historic patterns. So wide is the range of weaves, tex-j tures and patterings, it's almost a certainty you can get any type of plaid you set out to get. And so it's plaids that are being used for jackets, for skirts, dresses, suits (nothing smarter than a pertly tailored jacket suit of plaid), for ensembles, for blouses and waist coats, accessories, including hats, bags, scarfs, belts and gloves. Nor must lining* and trimming accents be forgotten in the list. Even mack inaws, traditionally fashioned i n plaids, have ugain stepped into the spotlight of fashion for active and spectator sports. These are present ed in soft thick fleecy woolens and in striking color combinations and designs. Wool plaid blouses and shirts for wear with ski clothes and monotone tweed suits are also of outstanding importance. In addition to the regulation plaids there is a wide variety of modern interpretations in both wo ven and knitted fabrics from sheer six ounce shirting type to the heavy fleeces for topcoats in sub dued tones, monotones and multi color overplaids Also hairy and nubbed surface plaids are shown in flannels, hard worsted types, soft rabbit novelties, smooth surface fab rics and the soft thick coating fabrics. The fall and winter season lends itself admirably to plaids which are particularly smart in the new boxy jackets and coats, also in tunic dresses in which the plaid tunic highlights the voguish flared mono tone skirts. They also style perfect ly in casual coats for sports and travel and for street coat-dresses and in dashing cape modes. In fact for back-to-school fashions, for snow suits, fbr everything from children's wear to cocktail ensembles, wool j p'.aids are style leaders. See the fashions pictured. They are an index to the handsome plaid ap parel being turned out by enthusi astic designers. The smiling lassie centered in the group wears Scotch j wool plaid culottes in rich dark tones | of blue and gray accented by white 1 with a navy wool fitted jacket and dashing little plaid cap with quill— a fashion—first for fall. The new plaid hats now shown are , the pride of the milliners creating them. Quite the rage are "Scotty” caps and iams. See the tam-o-shant er pictured in the inset. I*, is made ; of multi-colored plaid woolen. A long pheasant feather is stuck through at j a rakish angle. An interesting hairy woolen with | nubby overplaid in clear bright tones fashions the tailored daytime dress to the left in the picture. A chamois vestee with self colored buttons and chamois trimmed belt are fetching accents. The beautifully tailored sports jacket to the right is styled in color ful wool plaid and milady carries a bag of the same plaid. The collar less neckline is very chic. The edges of the jacket are hound with self plaid, which together with large patch pockets and bone buttons gives this mode high "tone.” ® Western Newspaper Union. LEI OF GARDENIAS Hr CHRIUK NICHOLAS Now that the pretty custom of wearing flowers, or trimming with 1 flowers, has been revived i n ! fashion’s realm, it is interesting to note the novel interpretations de signers are giving to this theme. Pictured is a lei of white gardenias clipped around the neck of a black J satin evening ensemble. The flowers may be clipped to the shoulders of the dress when the cape is removed. Huge roses used in the same manner on a raisin colored velvet wrap would be equally as effective. Roses, by the way, are smartly in vogue, so reports from Paris tell us and will be greatly in evidence this win ter as costume decoration. VELVET SUITS FOR DAY WEAR POPULAR Those new velvet daytime suits may not appeal to the business girl but they have a lot to offer to the social butterfly. No more elegant fashions have ap peared in our time than those hand some velvet ensembles. The smart est ones are black, unrelieved by color except for the flash of a blouse, but there are rich tones such as dark green, wine and plum to con sider if you don’t like black. Furs match the tone of the costume and usually are of dhe long-haired va riety to frame the face and flatter a figure. The suit which has a tunic length coat is one of the most dignified of the velvet types on exhibition. It has the fitted waistline that is unbelted. “Fifty-Fifty” Costumes to Lead Winter Collections “Fifty fifty” costumes play an im portant part in the fall and winter dress collections. These are dresses, suits or coats with the back and front made of two contrasting col ors. Black is frequently combined with bottle green or a brilliant, deep purple to make these queer costumes. The same two-color tones are usually carried out in the hat and gloves that accompany the cos tume. In the gloves, the two colors are combined in a zigzag seam which runs down the palm and the back of the hand. For Daytime Wear Black, brown and bottle green are being shown more than other colors for daytime wear. HOfcJC^RE t/ouj&m / DR. JAMES w. BARTON Ttllcs About ® The Heart and Overweight. fANY persons nowadays are overweight. If one gets reli able advice and is advised to reduce one should do so. It is not a simple matter but weight reduction can be carried out successfully by anyone who will take it seriously. Fat peo ple usually claim to be small eaters. This is sometimes true; more often it is not although they may be hon Or. Barton est in thinking so In any case as long as a healthy person is putting on weight he is eating more than he needs; and an excess weight of 20, 40. 60 or more pounds simply means that the heart has to put forth much more en ergy than would oth erwise be neces sary. This is all waste energy and a iai person puis a burden on the heart which in the course of years is bound to j have an undesirable effect. ‘‘Moderate overweight before the age of forty is not of serious conse quence if the heart is normal, but after that age continued overweight does lessen one’s expectation of life. Life insurance companies realize this and consider persons who are overweight as undesirable risks. An individual who is overweight and becomes breathless on effort will usually find after reducing his weight 10 to 20 pounds that breath lessness will disappear." There is nothing in the above quo tation that overweights have not al ready read, but when it comes from an outstanding heart specialist. Dr. Frank T Fulton of Fordham uni versity, in an article ‘‘Budgeting the Reserve Strength of the Heart" in Hygeia, it is very much worth our consideration. Exercise May Do Harm. One of the natural mistakes some fat individuals make is their effort to reduce weight by violent exer cise. Notwithstanding the fact that they have taken no regular exercise for ten years and have in that time put on 30 to 40 pounds of ex cess fat, they seek out some very strenuous exercise or game such as tennis, basketball, or badminton in the worthy effort to rid them selves of this fat. And they try to get it off in a few days or a few weeks. Where no exercise lias been taken for a long time this violent effort may rid the body of a few pounds but it may have lessened or eaten up some of the reserve power of th- heart, which may mean weeks of resting in bed to get this reserve back. Practically every physician has met one or more of these cases. The first thought in all cases of overweight should be an examina tion by the family physician with special care regarding heart and blood pressure. Thus the effort of 50 steps or less of a stationary run shows the effect upon the heart beat and the length of time it takes the heart to get back to its normal rate after the exercise. If the heart doesn't get back to its normal rate in the usual or normal time—for the weight of the individual and the speed at which he runs—and there is more breathlessness than there should be for this amount of exer i cise, then the physician will sug gest that nothing in the way of ex ercise should be taken for a few weeks and that the weight be re i duced entirely by eating less food. A practical and simple method of j treating overweights whose hearts j are beginning to show some loss of power is to have them cut down by 25 per cent on the two fat storing foods—starches and fats—and cut i down by about 50 per cent on liq uids because of the tendency of fat tissue to hold extra water thus pro ducing extra weight. When there is i any tendency to kidney stones, plen t' of liquids must be taken. * W W Gland Extracts. When Drs. Minot and Murphy of Boston were able to prove that eat ing calf's liver would cure and pre vent pernicious anaemia it marked another great step in medicine be cause before this pernicious anae mia was considered incurable. Then came the discovery that ex tract of liver taken by mouth or injected into the veins was just as efTective, and this was certainly a great boon to those who disliked the taste of liver. Another discovery quickly followed this, and that was that extract of hog’s stomac' acted just as well as liver in pernicious anaemia—that is. increasing the ; number of red corpuscles and the amount of iron in these red cor | puseles And now a Berlin research physi cian, Dr. W. Schemensky. has dis covered that the lining of the large intestine in hogs has this same pow er of enriching the blood and cur ing pernicious anaemia. He pulver ized or made into a powder the lin ing of the large intestine and tried it in 20 cases of pernicious anaemia and while the results came a little more slowly, the final results were as good as with liver and hog’s stomach. However the patients felt the improvement in their general health just as early as with liver and hog’s stomach. ®—WNU Service. Certain of Milady's Vote 1958 'T'HREE post-election candidates for milady’s wardrobe, every one a winner. Choose any one of these clever patterns and the vote will be unanimous that you have done well by yourself. Every pat tern is accompanied by an illus trated instruction chart giving step by step details for quick sewing and perfect fit—the short cut to an adequate wardrobe. Pattern 1821, a comely morning frock fashioned along princess lines, is available in a wide range of sizes, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44, 46, 48, 50 and 52. The smooth fitting and slenderizing hip line joins with the scalloped collar and cuffs in con trast to achieve a flattering effect, and this design is so simply made and so easy to wear, in swiss or percale or lawn or pongee, it will win instant favor. Size 38 requires four and three-fourths yards of 39 inch material. Pattern 1958, the blouse and skirt combination, speaks for it self. Versatility is the keynote of this double duty pattern which consists of just eight simple pieces for both blouse and skirt The wide and graceful revers conceal those extra pounds above the waist, and the panelled skirt is of the sort that will go well with any ensemble or tunic. Quickly and inexpensively made, this com bination will add new life to any wardrobe with a minimum of ef fort. The pattern is designed for Ideas of Luxury It is interesting to collect peo ple’s ideas of Babylonian luxury. One man’s notion is to afford to eat only the heart of dead ripe watermelons; another’s is to be able to sleep calmly through a night thunderstorn, leaving the windows open to let in rain upon whatever rugs and furniture are exposed. Ours is to own a private projection room with a sound pro jector and a collection of all the filmed exploits of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Pluto.— Kansas City Star. I sizes 14. 16, 18, 20; 32, 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44 and 46. Size 18 requires two and three-fourths yards of 39 inch material for the blouse, two and one - sixth 'yards for the skirt. A grand pattern bargain. Pattern 1843, the fitted slip, of fers a choice of the strap or built up shoulder and makes a perfect foundation garment for a smooth silhouette. Fashioned in silk or taffeta or pongee, the pattern em ploys just six pieces and goes to gether like a charm. Send for it today, in size 32, 34, 36, 38, 40, 42 or 44. Size 36 requires three and one-fourth yards of 39 inch ma terial. Send for the Fall Pattern Book containing Barbara Bell well planned, easy - to - make patterns. Exclusive fashions for children, young women, and matrons. Send 15 cents (in coins) for your copy. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 367 W. Adams St., Chicago, 111. Patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. Foreign Words ^ and Phrases w Amour propre. (F.) Self-love; self-esteem. Billet doux. (F.) A love letter. Dum spiro, spero. (L.) While I live I hope. (Part of motto of South Carolina.) Pas a pas. (F.) Step by step. Quelque chose. (F.) Something, a trifle. Flagrante delicto. (L.) While committing the crime; caught in the act. • Gosse. (F.) Street slang for “child,” “infant.” Compare “kid,” “kiddie,” and the Irish “gossoon.” Multum in parvo. (L.) Much in little. En bon train. (F.) In a fair way, on the road to success. Non omnia possumus omnes. (L.) We cannot all do all things To Quickly Ease Pains of Bayer Tablets Dissolve Almost , Instantly / In 2 seconds by stop watch, a genuine f BAYER Aspirin tablet 1 starts to disintegrate | and go to work. Drop a ! Barer Aspirin tablet in- ] to a glass of water. Br the time it hits the bot tom of the glass it is disintegrating. What happens in this glass ... happens In your stomach. Ask Your Doctor About Genuine BAYER Aspirin Any person who suffers from pains of rheumatism should know this: Two genuine BAYER ASPIRIN tablets, taken with a full glass of water, will usually ease even severe rheumatic pains in a remarkably short time. Ask your doctor about this. He will probably tell you there is noth ing Better. For real Bayer Aspirin tablets not only offer a potent analgesic (pain reliever), but start \ going to work almost instantly you take them. Note illustration of glass. Try this simple way. You’ll be surprised at how quickly pain eases. Get real Bayer Aspirin by asking for it by its full name, “Bayer Aspirin” at any drug store. Now virtually one cent a tablet. 15C FOR A DOZEN Virtually lc a tablet LOOK FOR THE BAYER CKOSS~ • The Vegetable Fat in Jewel is given remarkable shortening properties by Swift’s special blending of it with other bland cooking fats. By actual test, Jewel Special-Blend makes lighter, more tender baked foods, and creams jaster than the costliest types of plain all-vegetable shortening.