I RICHARD HOFFMANN' COPYRIGHT »Y RICHARD HOFFMANN SYNOPSIS Following; his father's bitter criti cism of his Idle life, and the notifi cation that he need not expect any immediate financial assistance, Hal Ireland, only son of a wealthy bank er, finds himself practically without funds but with the promise of a sit uation in San Francisco, which city he must reach, from New York, within a definite time fiinit. He takes passage with a cross-country auto party on a “share expense" basis. CHAPTER II—Continued —2— "Nothin’,” said Miller, grinning. ‘‘Well, where’s everybody else?" “In the office, I reckon.’’ “How about loading ’em in and starting?’’ Miller chuckled again. “Guess we might’s well.’’ Hal leaned against a pillar of the garage—hands in side pockets, quick, sure eyes brooding, mouth moodily set between the lean lines of his cheeks—and watched them tile in, his “companions” for an eight-day July ride through coun try which he vaguely conceived as the flat, dusty setting for midwest ern novels. First rame Mr. and Mrs. Pul sipher—she almost scuttling, like a brood hen who knows that In an other moment panic will be at her heels, and he following close with lanky bewilderment and the short steps of someone being pushed from behind. They hurried Into the back seat Then came the nun, who had sat cool and unmoved all the time In a corner of the office, her tranquil face patient, faintly sad, and im maculate as Its tight white fram ing. And then came Miller, stuff ing soiled money into his soiled wallet; and then Martin Crack, looking like an ambitionless, easily pleased countryman except for the special tidiness of his thinning hair and the lazy speculation under his blue eyes. After him came the girl, and Hal realized that, without knowing It, he had been waiting to see her walk. It had the grace that comes from unconsciousness of ef fect, the charm that Is near awk wardness, like the walk of a long legged boy, suggestive of inquiry, of expectance. You can still go to the devil, Hal thought, but If you walk to him that way, I shall watch you with admiration. But he wished Crack hadn’t said that about broad shoulders and slim ankles. "The ladies usually starts off In back,” Miller said, and waited for Pulsipher to lunge forward abrupt ly and abandon his Injured wife. The nun got In and the girl. The dog wasn’t so keen about the idea, and he growled ominously as Crack stooped to help him. And then Hal saw that another man had come— a bulky, ruddy, tough-cheeked man of perhaps fifty, In a pepper-and salt suit, no waistcoat, gay bow tie, and panama hat. Miller surveyed Dim with a half smile in his sleepiness and said, “You’re biggest: you better get in front." And he added a drowsy “Hey” for Hal. Crack got Into the farther Jump seat. Pulsipher took the Invention next him, and Hal cramped him self in last. There was a slamming of doors, and the oppression of the eight days ahead, crowded among these dull and mutually distasteful strangers, was shut Into the close, dusty-mohalr atmosphere. Score for the first speech of the trip went to Mrs. Pulsipher; time: ten minutes. Passing the long, stone-faced docks with sunlit masts and flags and funnels visible over them, she suddenly announced, “That's where the boat goes to Eu rope.” The burly man in the front seat turned slowly and suspiciously round, a fresh but unheeded clga rette puffing and Joggling at the side of his lips as he said, “Which boat, ma'am?” 4 “All the boats—to Europe," said Mrs. Pulsipher, her manner imply ing she hadn’t been speaking to him. The man edged himself sidewise, with his arm along the back of the seat, and looked at her with a scholar’s potential respect. “You’ve been to Europe," he stated. “No," said Mrs. Pulsipher severe ly. “But we've been in New York k two weeks and my son-in-law from T Bridgeport showed us all over and showed us where the boat goes to Europe. This is where it goes from " “1 believe you, mam,” said the man, his deep voice quiet and re spectful. “It’s very interesting. My name is Kerrigan—Giles Kerrigan, f am looking forward to this Jour ney. bul I Judge we re mostly stran gers. Let us have introductions." His unsmiling look continued past Hal in the direction of Mrs. Pulsi pher. “Mrs. Ella Pulsipher," she said, less severely; "and that’s John Pulsipher, my husband." "You’re from Iowa, mam,” said Kerrigan. "Yes," said Mrs. Pulsipher, in terested hevond distrust now. “Burbank. How did you guess?" "Los Angeles is tile capital of Iowa, mam," said Kerrigan solemn ly, "and 1 was told this crate—this car was going there." Hal thought the man’s probably a nut. Kerrigan went on: "I vote for yon for chap eron of this emigration, Mrs. P. Will you get ns the names of the other ladies?" There was a moment of silence and then a very soft, careful, faint ly foreign voice behind Hal said. “I am Sister Anastasia." It was surprisingly beautiful to hear her say "Ahna-stahzia.” Hal looked up at the duplicate rear-vision mirror to see If the Trafford girl’s expres sion was as soft und gentle as that name, but he could see only her clear, possessed profile and the brief flow of golden hair under the protective rim of her blue hat. Go ahead, look like that; some body’s going to speak to you now. But her barely purged lips part ed In a slight smile when Mrs. Pulsi pher said, ‘And your name, young lady?” “Trafford,” said the girl, in a tone nearer huskiness than you expected : “Barry Trafford.” “Bar ry?" said Mrs. Pulsipher. “That sounds like a man's name.” “I know," said the girl quietly; “my father liked it." “And did well to," said Kerrigan in grove courtliness, “if you’ll al low me.” Hal saw her head turn, saw her blue eyes large and solemn but not hostile as she said, “Thank you.” Even without looking In the mirror, he was conscious of her—both In it and behind him. Relax, you, d—n It, relax; 1 won’t speak to you. Martin Track announced himself then, with a lazy sort of modesty neither amiable nor otherwise, and Kerrigan looked at Hal. “Henry Ireland.” said Hal, trying to match the humorlessness of the brown, sedate eyes, even as he won dered If he really saw deep In them a flicker of something youthful and eager. Mrs. Pulsipher tumbled quick words at him from behind; “Any relation to that Frederick Ire land, that banker, that Ireland who's president of that big bank here?” Hal turned his head as far as he could without moving his body. "Oh. yes," he said. “Eldest and favorite son." Gaunt John Pulsipher, racked by some surprising and hampered eagerness, began to stammer, quick, unconvincing laughter in his throat, until lie snapped his lean lingers; then lie said. “He-he-he-he ain't got but the one son.” "That would still leave me eld est,” said Hal drily. Pulsipher’s earnestness slowly faded; he blushed, tried to smile, dropped his eyes, and murmured. T thought you was foolin’.” Hal glanced into the mirror and a slight, wry satisfaction stirred his lips; the Trafford girl’s eyes—not meeting his—were angry as when she had pulled her dog back from him, angrier, perhaps, for the knowledge that he was looking at her reflection and smiling to him self. He hoped so. “I nlways think," said Mrs. Pulsi pher, with resumed severity, “that when strangers come together, it’s nice to try to make everything pleasant as they can for each other. It's not hard to be nice." "It must be hard for some peo ple,” said Harry TrafTord’s low voice. “Maybe it Is," said Mrs. Pulsipher agreed, grimly pleased. “It’s too bad if it's that way, too. They miss so much for themselves." “They think it's the others who’re missing It, so I s’pose that makes It even.” said Barry. Hal chuckled Inside: That’s the girl; but I'll make you madder than that, too. And before we get to Los Angeles, possibly you’ll be sorry for it. He looked at Kerrigan. The brown eyes were thinly sedate over wise sparks of laughter; and then one eyelid flicked down and up, quick as a camera shutter. There was something funny about the unreality of the thing. Hal couldn't believe that these seven other people, close and real and hot around him now, would stay real; nor that his mood, mixed of de fiance. Imuatience. and anger with himself for getting into such a Joyless state, would stay real; nor that his vivid sense of the girl’s well-formed, hostile presence be hind him would. Yet the Journey and its days undoubtedly lay ahead; and It couldn’t stay as it was now. A continuance of that was patently 100 fantastic to credit, for eight days, for eight hours, even. The son of Frederick Ireland coasting on his father's name! Good old Frederick Ireland. At least he had pretty well set tled that they’d leave him alone now. Pulsipher had retired into humble perplexity, and there was no one on the running board to talk to Hal through the window. Gradually Mrs. Pulsipher began to prattle about the household of her married daughter in Bridge port. about places she and John had seen this trip and how they had liked them, about the reasons for sending certain postcards to cer tain friends back in L. A. Sister Anastasia maintained her sweet, receptive silence all the while; and Barry barely punctuated Mrs. Pul sipher’s devious sequences with a soft, almost husky “yes” or “Did you?” or "No. I’ve never been there.” Kach time Hal looked at her in the mirror he felt she knew he was looking; though she never glanced at him, her eyes seemed to go slowly on their conscious guard. Hal had forgotten about the dog until It gave a quick whimper, and Barry an exclamation that made him look around. The dog’s fore legs were in Sister Anastasia’s lap, his head turned In reproach to ward where Barry brushed a show er of embers from the coat upon which he had been lying. “Oh, the lining,” Mrs. Pulsipher half wailed in sorrow. “Oh, is it ruined?” Then with a grim pounce of her words at Hal: “His cigarette blew In the other window. Oh, what a shame, what a—” ”1 am most awfully sorry,” said Hal, sincerely contrite before the girl’s disinterested look. “The lining’s ruined," said Mrs. Pulsipher with finality and triumph. “Ruined." Barry’s eyes—solemn, impersonal, confidently clear of resentment— looked down at the burn again. There Was Something Funny About the Unreality of the Thing. ‘‘It’s not bad,” she said to Mrs. Pulsipher. “It’s easily patched, really." She leaned to look beyond her knees. "Do you s’pose the rest of It’s ou the floor?” Hal saw a coal glowing on the carpet and found enough cigarette behind It to pick up. The end was wet, brown and flattened; he threw It quickly out. Barry's blue look —the blue of asters, flecked with small, clear crystals of live yellow —accused him of something then. “That wasn’t your cigarette,” she said. Hal smiled a little. "It hardly matters," he said. “I’m so awfully sorry about—It." "Please don’t think of It," said Barry. “It’s really nothing." “You’re being a sportsman." “No,” she said quietly, and her full lips came together In com posed defense, her eyes saying briefly. No, you don't: not that way. Something made him stop his look on Crack as he turned hack. Crack sat there as if the straight, sparse ly padded seat were the top of comfort, as if the close, damp heat under the sun-baked roof were the first begullmeut of a spring sun. A slight, confident smile held his lazy lips—lips that had a smooth curve of adolescence without being precisely youthful either. Hal watched him longer than lie meant to. Interested by something he couldn’t see with his eyes. Crack’s amiable smile broadened a little before he turned his head slowly, and Hal didn’t look away until Crack’s full face was toward him. What’s the little guy thinking now? Iial wondered. In the flimsily converted room where dark screens sealed in heat, flies, and the smell of frying ham burger and onions, two heavy and hot sisters clumped about on quick feet — cooking. waiting, finding things miraculously without col lision. Miller put a toothpick Into his grinning mouth and leaned sleepily on the counter. "Say," he said, as If he were a policeman, "Is there a good garage in this , burg?” "Is there something wrong with the car?” said Mrs. Pulsipher at once. Miller cocked the toothpick at her. “Yup,” he said. "Couple stlckln’ valves. Might's well get ’em fixed up while you folks eat." "Gad, sir, why didn’t you get ’em fixed yesterday?" Kerrigan asked. "Sleepln’ yestlddy," snld Miller and sucked sharply. “Come In from Chicago in thirty hours." "Look here, speedball," said Ker rigan gravely, “we’ve been delayed enough already. If you crowded the heap this far, you can get through till supper time. We can sleep where we ent tonight and you’ll have a lot more time than here." Mrs. Pulsipher, nodding decisive approval, said: "Yes." Miller looked sheepish. "Awrlght —sure," he said: "but I gotta get gas noil.” "There's a pump outside." said one fat sister. Miller looked round ut the window with slow sus plclon. “Awrlght.” he said. The others'moved upon the tables nt the back of the room with ap parent Intent to have a meal. Hal stayed at the counter, moodily re garding the fly-specked thermom eter that stood nt eighty-nine He heard Mrs. Pulsipher saying eonll dentlally, " . . and lots of onions over it, crisp. I'll tell you about my dessert later." “Bring some ham noggs,” Miller said, as if life were too short and weary a thing to per mlt exercise of Imagination. Hal ordered oatmeal cookies at three for a nickel from under a glMss bell, and a bottle of oversharp but Icy ginger ale. Then Crack came to the counter from nowhere In particular, and In bis imsurely pitched voice told the girl. "I’ll have the same as him." Hal wondered how much Barry had ordered. "She's the only one Isn’t eating enough for a hired hand." said Crack. “Her and that frog sister." Hal looked nt him quickly, but there was nothing ilcfinnhle In the Indolent amiability of Crack’s light blue eyes. “Who d’you mean by ■her’?" said Hal Inhospitably—adding to him self, If this guy goes on reading my mind, I'll give it to him as a present; I won't live with It. “The babe they thought was with me—Trafford,” said Crack. Hal finished his ginger ale in a stingy, refreshing gulp and put n dime on the counter. Then he turned for a look of frank curiosity at the faintly rosy, imaged face beside him. Even If the fella’s standards were totally different from his own, wtwt did It matter if Hal was rude to him? The lazy, mischievous curiosity of his eyes seemed to be partly ready for re buffs. Hal nodded briefly and went out Into the hazed, dust smelling sun light that was Just as hot and caged-in ns the screened room. The terrier, unleashed, trotted around the corner eager for smells, and then the Trafford girl came, watching him with a thoughtful smile, the conscious defense of her large eyes gratefully relaxed. The h—1 with being a stick, Hal said to himself; one honest try, and if she turns It back at me. I can Jolly-well be rude with comfort. He watched her take a couple of her sure, deliberate steps. Her smile took away the traces of tough* ness Hal thought he’d noticed before —accented a smooth delicacy in the slight In-drawing of her chpeks un der the high cheek bones. The faint pink there wnsn't make-up, either; and her frank lips wore no lipstick. They were frank lips, gen erous, full without being sensual, under their two simple peaks. There was an air about her of reticent vitality, sure and artless as the angle which gave her plain blue hat its ehlc. Hal pushed his back from the wall and spoke a quiet “Hello.” Her look at him was startled, al most alarmed, but he met her eyes aggressively, smiling. It wus an Instant before her smile began, the parting of her lips delayed; her look was relieved, but without dem onstration. •‘Hello,” she said, as If to a pleasant little boy, and looked off to see where the dog was. •‘llow’re you?” he said. "Fine," she said, her smooth voice Just off huskiness. She ap praised his smiling eyes thought fully another moment before she added, “Your clothes are English.” “They’re my brother’s," he said ut once, wondering why the devil he’d said that when it wus his own old suit and he had no brother any way, “You like England," she said, not as If he would deny It but as if he wouldn’t volunteer It. ‘‘You like It better than this country." “I’m not sure I’d say that." “You’re not sure you wouldn’t, either, are you? Are you flattered when people take you for an Eng lishman?" "Used to be, when 1 was younger. Why?” “How old are you now?" “Twenty-six.” Hal’s eyes were laughing as he said to himself, Holy mackerel, what is this? Look to your balance here, Ireland. “How old are you?” "About twenty-three," she said, as If It were quite unimportant. (TO BE CONTINUED) The Fascinating Stowaway 98 By GEORGE M. HUNTER ©. McClure Ntumpaper Syndicate. WNU Service. 1.. 'I i . i I DILLON, the second engineer, looked down into the defiant biue eyes of the stowaway, Isabella Johnson. "How'd you pick the Iverson? How come? And who did do it?" Angry that her identity had been discovered, she told reluctantly how Parry of the Blue Funnel line had shot Biles at the Anchor Inn owned by her mother. She had followed Parry into the garden and raised her hand to stop hltu. Being close together the garden er, the only witness, swore she fired the shot. "I was trying to stop Parry in stead of him trying to stop me." The trains and steniners were being watched so she hod slunk aboard the first tramp steamer In the near est dock and the day before been hauled on deck. Eight bells Interrupted Dillon's first talk with the stowaway. Coming o(T watch lie found the fourth engineer by her chair. Angling his thumb over Ills shoul der. he snapped, "Clwan!” Her eyes protested. "Fresh kid. Say, you're looking great." He said it with a proprie tary nir. "Anybody else been snoop in’ around?” Her face clouded as she told about ihe chief engineer asking how she was to get ashore in New York. "Aw, now don't worry.” ne leaned across her chair. "Say, let me get you out of this mess. You’re a swell girl." She glanced shyly at him as the mess bell rang. Dillon ate silently, scowled when the engineers bet three to one the stowaway would crash the gates of the United States. Next day when he found her dls tressed the captain had hinted at deportation. “Get that worry off your chest. Isabella. “Here's the chief coining. 80 long.’’ Coming oPF night watch, Dillon whispered oulslde tier door. On opening, he drew her Into I he darkest place on the deck and learned the chief engineer had of fered to pass her off as his daugh ter, and take her ashore. 1 Dillon laughed. “Oh, lor’, Isabella, you and him would he like a tug boat and a lin er. Share, girlie, you are a flrst class liner.” “Oh, It would be better than de portation,” she Interrupted. “Don’t borrow trouble. Let Bill see you through—" The bridge bell clanked eight bells. He kissed her hand and hurried below. Off watch at twelve next day, Dillon made straight for the stow iway’s chair. “Who’s been botherin’ now?” he demanded. “Captain Dart says he’ll need to log me. What does he mean?” “Why, he’s a square shooter. If be hasn’t you In his log as a stow away—he’ll not do It.” "But I can’t go back,’’ she cried. “All right, girlie, there’s a way vj t.” “How? What do you mean?’’ she asked, puzzled. “Say—I—I am hard boiled. Wom en, I’ve known ’em by scores. I ain’t been a marryln’ guy. Never thought about it till I saw you." She drew away from him. “Say, girlie—” He looked around and saw Captain Dart coming. “So long." He gave Dart an ugly look. Before going on watch, he slipped a note under her door asking her to meet him at midnight. In the darkness he gained the corner below the bridge and waited. At the sound of her footsteps. Dil lon turned, reached out his hand, seized hers and pulled her to him. “Listen, Isabella,” he murmured. She pulled back. “Let me go." “Isabella, girlie,” his tones were soft and crooning tender. His arms about her, she sighed as his lips found hers. She abandoned her struggles and they stood silently for a long time. “Do you love me that much, Isa bella?" "I guess 1 do," she said trem bling. “But we must forget that—this ever happened.” “Never, I’m crazy about you. Once I had a poetic guy on my watch, and he’d spout about love bein’ blind. Love me and the world is mine.” "Just leave it to me—’’ Footsteps coming aft. she kissed him and vanished. He made for his room. Dillon saw her for a moment be lore the quarantine doctor came aboard. “The captain says l’ui to keep to my room, and Bill, he didn’t write in his log that lie had a stow away.” “Savin’ his fuee, huh!” Bill grunted. The Iverson passed quarantine, then docked at pier 40. Captain Durt dressed for the city, called the steward, handed him twenty dollars. "See what Miss Johnson—eh— wants In clothes. If more money than that let me know.” "Yes, sir.” “You know nothing about her.” "Very good, sir.” The steward was edging past the longshoremen thronging the deck, when the second mate gripped him by the arm. "Say, Steward," Jerk ing his thumb over his shoulder to ward the stowaway’s room. “How does a fellow buy women's clothes?" “Ry de color, sur." "Color, nothin', bonehead! Size I mean, now tall Is Miss Johnson?” “Vlmmen's buy dress by ze chest, round ze chests—bust Inches.” "An old man like you should quit lyin’. My compliments to Miss Johnson. Ask the correct size." The steward returned, wiping his hands on his greasy apron. "Thir ty four sir. A black dress she vimtu. an' says dank you.” “All right. I’ll get her a black frock. Here's a dollar for your self. Don't go boozin' now." Half an hour later the third mate dodged Inside the cabin and called the steward out of the pantry. "Say, that stowaway girl—what does she need most?" “Stowaway—stowaway, sur. Oh, Miss Yohnson?” "Yen, Miss Johnson.” “(>l„ she needs shoes." "Want size?” "I don’t know, sur.” “(Jo ask her.” He returned breathless. "Four and de black color, stir.” At night the fourth mate hurried Into I no mess room, late for dinner. "Rcei. buying something lor the stowaway. Miss Johnson. Manicure set, some candy and flowers. Old Melchlsedlck, the steward, wouldn't let me see her. I—" The fourth mate stood In the doorway with a paper In his bund, grinning. "Me and the other mates," he said. “Thought we might give that poor girl h lift. Tomor row the skipper’ll take her ashore and put her on the train for Chica go. lie subscribed twenty dollurs. The mates have made It up to fifty." The engineer volunteered to make up the even hundred. “Good sports,” complimented the mate. Next morning as the engineers ate breakfast, a cocky sailor's voice drifted through the window. “Did ye 'enr It. The female stowaway bolted last night 1 Her room smells like a blinkin’ barber's shop." The engineers walked single tile to her room. Wrapping paper, emp ty dress, shoe and candy boxes lit tered the bed. “Ret the mates bought that Junk," said the third engineer. “Sure," agreed the chief. "Mates are fools about women.” The engineers were lingering near the door, like lovers near an old sweetheart’s grave after the funerul when the steward ambled up. “Dat second engineer—he runn’d away, too." Dillon had not run far. lie was sitting in Battery purk. She'd just spoil his life, Isabella Johnson was telling him. “Girlie, I'd stand the spollin'.” “Now, I’m safely ashore, forget me, Bill," she pleaded. “God knows I love you, but Its best. There’s the suspicion I can't explain." “Gee, Isabella, betcha I can. When I glimpsed you on deck, I tumbled. See, I got this from the Sandy Hook pilot when he came aboard.’’ He spread a crumpled Liverpool Mercury out and she read: ANCHOR INN MURDER PARRY CONFESSES “Oh, Bill,” she gasped, clutching his arm. , “Yeah, ten minutes more an’ the license man in the city hall will be doin' some business.” When Salt Pork Greased Paths to High Society To social climbers of the SO’s In Livingston county, all that was needed was a side of salt pork, and the snootiest of log cabin dwellers would welcome you to his home. Bven more, lie would unfailingly call upon you at yours, observes a writer In the Detroit Free Press. But If all your larder boasted was wild turkey, venison, honey, game fish, and squab, the social heights were not for you. This sidelight on the manner in which salt pork greased the ways to social prominence Is given by a son of pioneer parents. In his rec ord of their early struggles. lie writes that In 1S.‘i7, when pork was quoted at $25 a barrel and the only way to obtain It nt that price was by laborious travel to Detroit, the fortunate possessor of pork was certain to find himself unusually popular, with his neigh hors casually dropping In at meal time. Salt pork was regarded as a deli cacy to tempt the most feeble ap petites when anyone was ill. But wild turkey was plebeian food. If you were too thrifty to waste time and hall and powder in hunting them, one could always be obtained for about two cents a pound or less. One sale Is men tioned in which a quart of whisky, selling at 25 cents a gallon, was traded for a large gobbler. Deer and fish could be had for the shooting or fishing. Honey trees were found frequently, and the pioneer who wanted pigeon, shot once into the nearest tree and then discarded the older birds. ELIOT’S INDIAN BIBLE Sold from the library of John Bat terson Stetson, Jr„ of Philadelphia. Kev. 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