He’s the Father of Five Sets of Twins Whenever the doctor came to attend a birth at the Harry Fitield menage, at Putnam, Conn., he seemed aware of the fact that he would have to do double duty. Five times the stork arrived and each time he brought two children. The five sets of twins—In a row—is considered somewhat of a record in the United States. One pair is not shown here. They arrived Just recently. Left to right nre Harry Fifleld, Benny. Elizabeth, Harry, Jr., Charlotte, Harriet, Helen, Della, Claire and Mar guerlte. In front is the family pet. Through the Snowbank for Losing Tug-o’-War 0 These recruits of the One Hundred Seventeenth company of the Civilian Conservation corps of Tam worth, N. H., are shown getting a snowy bath as they are hauled through a lii-foot snow bank. This was their penalty for losing a tug-o’-war to the regulars of the company, during the winter sports program enjoyed by the campers. Famous Trainer Mauled by Lion Clyde Beatty, lamed animal trainer, receives medical attention from Miss Elva Butler in the winter quarters of Cole Brothers circus, in Rochester, Ind The picture was snapped just before Beatty, taped and bandaged, went Into the training cage for the first time since he was injured by Samson, big, blaclt-maned, jungle-bred lion. Hoax Starts Arizona Gold Rush > One of the most gigantic hoaxes in the history of Arizona was engi neered by Charles Williams of Phoenix when he started a new gold rush. The miner came out of the mysterious Superstitious mountains after he had been missing 85 hours. With him he brought 12 ounces of pure gold, which he said he found in a rich cache. Later investigation and assaying proved that the gold was dental gold and melted down coins. Williams has admitted his fraud. Left to right: Charles Williams; Ed l»ayton, prospector into whose camp Williams stumbled as he emerged from the mountains; and Officer Guss DobrinskI, Inspecting one of the gold “nuggets.” MARK TWAIN BEACON The Mark Twain beacon light at Hannibal, Mo., was recently lighted when President Roosevelt turned a golden key at Washington. The lighting of the beacon started the year’s celebration of the Mark Twain centennial in the little town where Mark Twain spent his boy hood. BRANDED BY CHUMS Paul Stevens, aged five, of Cen terville, Iowa, was branded by three older boys who threatened him with death If he told on them. They branded the letter "P” and a period on the boy’s left shoulder. BRISBANEl i THIS WEEK Old Age Pensions Does Lashing Do Good? Those Cosmic Rays 6,000-Year-Old Graves Financial conservatism Is agi tated because old-age pensions as planned, moderately, by the Presi dent, would cost one billion dollars a year. Conservatism might better | worry about Doctor Townsend’s ; plan to give two hundred dollars a mouth to everybody past sixty years of age, nnd cost at least twenty four thousand millions a year. Conservatism might ulso worry about billions spent uselessly In state, national or local government costs, and taxes that run above thirteen thousand million dollars a year. At Wilmington, Del., three young men, eighteen, twenty nnd twenty three years old. were lashed In pub lic, a crowd of one hundred look ing on. After the lashing, on the bnre back, the youths began ten-year prison sentences for burglary. The lash frightens criminals more thnn Imprisonment, as was proved In London, where an epidemic of “gar rotting” ended as soon as the lash was used. But what will be the mental state of those young men when they leave prison after long association with experienced crim inals, and constant brooding on the humiliation nnd pain of the lash ing? Can It he hoped that they will he reformed, or be anything except confirmed criminals, nnd enemies of society? A learned German says he has discovered the source of “cosmic rays” that bombard all space, con stantly passing through your body, although you don’t know It, driven by the terrific energy of billions of volts. The professor suggests that the bombardment may occa sionally break down a few of the atoms In the human body, thus slowly changing heredity. That sounds like a great deal of trouble, to change heredity, which depends, really, on the right girl choosing the right kind of father for her children. Doctor Sukenlk, professor of archeology in the Hebrew Univer sity of Jerusalem, has discovered graves six thousand years old, that go far back of Moses and Job and others well known. These graves were dug, and filled, long before the Jewish nation hnd made Jerusalem their principal city, when other, earlier races Inhabited the site of "old Jerusalem.” Talking Into a telephone In the White House, with amplifiers at the other end, the President greeted sir hundred members of the Hol land society, at dinner In New York. He felt pride in contribu tions made to this country by the men of Holland through three hun dred years. The Roosevelts are of Dutch origin, but unlike his dis tant , cousin, Theodore Roosevelt, the President did not recite any childish Dutch poems about cows In “the kopjes." To know what the old Hollanders really were, as fight ers and “stayers,” read Motley. Names that sound strange to Western ears figure tn the ease of Tony Fon Lew, “Chinese doll bride.” She and her alleged fa ther, Mr. Gin Lem, are accused of arranging marriages, taking money, and then not marrying. Mr. Knck Lew Gee, angry Chi nese merchnnt, says he paid $1,800 to marry the toy bride, but got no bride. Other Interesting names fig ure In a discussion that almost caused war between the Los An geles Hop Sing Tong and the Four Families Association. Chinese names sound strange to our eurs, but Jones or Robinson would sound ridiculous to the Chi nese. Fon Lew and her pretended father ran away to China, but will be brought back and Gin Lem will be tried for violating the Mann act. The Saar plebiscite, ns was cer tain in advance, proves to be su perficially u victory for Hitler. In reality. It proves the devotion of Germans to Germany under any conditions. With the population of the Saar more than 95 per cent German, voters were asked whether they wished once more to resume Ger man citizenship, throw In their lot with France, or remain suspended In the air us wards of the League of Nations. It was certain that Germans would vote for Germany. Our national defense authorities are delighted because n great Amer ican navy plane labeled XP2H-1 flew nonstop to the Canal Zone from Norfolk, 2,000 tulles. In 25 hours. Amelia Earhart recently flew 2,400 mile In 19 hours, alone, without sleep. And a Russian plane has flown 7,500 miles nonstop. Uncle Sam, to eotial Russia, need only multiply that 2,000-mlle non stop flight by three, and add 1,500 miles to the total. King Feature! Syndicate, Ine. WNU Service. CHURCH THRIVES ON ROYAL GIFTS Famous Old Trinity Endowed by Two Monarchs. In 16U7, when some of his An glican subjects were worshiping In a tort neur the Itattery, King William III ot England gave young Trinity parish the land ou which Trinity church now stands at the head oi Wall street. There was uo street then, Inn a wall, later razed to give the little city on Manhattan Island room to grow l.ater, tin* royal heart was struck with the thought that the struggling church could well do with some funds, and he gave the parish the right to sell all whales, wrecks and flotsam and jetsam flung up on Long Island. What revenue, If any. Trinity de rived from that privilege has not been discovered. At any rate, the parish did not prosper fast enough for Queen Anne, and In 170.r> she be stowed on it a tract of land, which became known as the Queen’s farm. It yielded a revenue of £40 a year. As the thriving city began to spread out on Its narrow terrain, the Queen's farm became covered with rent-paying buildings. Subways underran It in later years, and rents went up. Though large slices of the farm were taken to provide for oth er Episcopal churches, King's col lege, now Columbia university, and other buildings, the little church at the head of Wall street had 7(H) lots remaining, and prospered until It be came the wealthiest church in New York, und, probably, In the country. Recently the parish sold the east side of Hudson street from West oustou to Clarkson street, part of the tract It received 2117 years ago from King William. The transfer marked the first change In owner ship of this particular property since the royal grant. Four and five story buildings cover the block In volved In the transaction, nnd. ac cording to William S. Kussman, Inc., the broker in the deal, the buildings nnd !nnd on which they star I are assessed nt 94>18,000.—tdterarj Di gest. Try Faster Way to Relieve Your Colds Medical Discovery Bringing Almost rgg Instant Relief to Millions 1 Take 2 BAYER Aspirin Tablets. 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