UNIQUE GRIDIRON SQUAD
Football In Denmark made history
when a German team composed en
tirely of brothers uiet a Finnish
eleven near Copenhagen. The broth
ers nre named Muntze nnd they
hailed from Rrauchhnusen. They
walked onto the field led by their
father who, himself an enthusiastic
footballer, initiated his sons into the
game as soon ns each could toddie.
It was the first time the team had
left their own country, though they
bad traveled much in Germany; and
both father and mother Muntze ac
companied the boys. Many at the
game found the criticnl anxiety and
swelling pride of father Muntze and
the wistful absorption of mother
Muntze at least as pleasant und di
verting to watch as the game Itself.
They were genuinely sorry w hen the
gallant eleven. In spite of excellent
team work, was beaten 7 to 2.
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Veteran Dredge Is Busy on Another Big Job
WHEN throngs gathered at Pot Holes, near luma, Calif., to celebrate the starting of the All-American
canal they watched with Interest the operation of the walking bridge dredge shown In the Illustration
as It shoveled up ten cubic yards of earth at each swoop. The dredge Is a veteran on big projects, hav
ng been used first on the Panama canal and later In Mississippi flood control work.
S BEDTIME STORY
;By THORNTON W. BURGESS2
PETER FINDS ANOTHER
FRIEr'D
t«P\ID you amJ your rtdatlves
come down from the Fur
North alone?" naked Peter of Dotty
the Tree Sparrow.
"No." was Dotty's prompt reply.
“Slaty the Junco und his relatives
came along with ua so that we had
a very merry party."
Peter pricked up Ids ears. "Is
Slaty here now?" he asked eagerly.
“Are You Here to Stay All Winter?"
Cried Peter.
“Very much here.” replied a voice
right behind Peter's back. It was
so unexpected that It made Peter
Jump. He turned to find Slaty him
self chuckling ns he picked up
seeds. He was very nearly the
same size as Dotty but trimmer
looking. There was no mistaking
Slaty the Junco for any other bird.
Ills head, throat, and breast were a
clear slate color. Underneath he
was white. Ills sides were grayish.
Ills outer tail feathers were white.
Ills bill was tlesh color; It looked
plmost white.
"Are you here to stay all winter?”
cried Peter.
"1 certainly aiu," was Slaty's
prompt response. "It will take
pretty bad weather to drive me
away from here. If the snow gets
too deep I'll Just go up to Farmer
Brown's barnyard. I can always
pick up a meal there, for Farmer
Brown’s boy is a very good frleud
of mine. I know he won’t let me
starve, no matter what the weather
Is. I think It Is going to snow. You
know I am sometimes called the
Snowbird.”
Peter nodded. “So I have henrd,”
said he.
"By the way, Slaty, what do you
make your nest of and where do
you put It?” asked Peter.
‘‘My nest Is usually made of grass
and moss and rootlets,” replied
Slaty. ‘‘Sometimes It Is lined with
tine grass. When I am especially
lucky I line It with long hairs. Often
I put my nest on the ground and
never very far above It. I am like
my friend Dotty the Tree Sparrow
In this respect. It always seems to
me easier to hide a nest on the
ground than anywhere else. There
Is nothing like having a nest well
hidden. It takes sharp eyes to find
my nest. I can tell you that. Peter
Rabbit.”
Just then Dotty, who had been
picking seeds out of the top of a
weed, gave a cry of nlarm and In
stantly there was a Hit of many
wings ns the little feathered folk
sought the shelter of the bushes
along the edge of the field. Peter
sat up very straight and looked this
way and looked that way. Crouch
ing tint among the weeds he saw
Black Pussy the Cat. Peter stamped
angrily, then with jumps he started
for the dear Old Brier Patch, llp
perty-lipperty-llp.
©. T. W. BurseA*.—WNU Servlc*.
Hay market Riot
The Haymarket square riot oc
curred In Chicago, May 4, 1886.
The police attempted to disperse an
anarchist meeting. An unidentified
person threw a bomb which killed
seven policemen and wounded 27.
Four men were hanged as accom
plices, three were Imprisoned, but
pardoned later, and one committed
suicide.
Around the Dining
Room Table
By ANNE CAMPBELL
A HOUND the dining room table,
** A brown head nnd a fair
Are bending above their school
books,
And doing a lesson there.
And I remember another
Hound table long ago.
With a china lamp in the center
And two dark heads bending low.
We helped ourselves to the apples
That lay on the copper plate.
And we munched on a bowl of pop
corn
While we learned to conjugate.
The old clock ticked on the mantle,
A kitten lay on the rug.
The stove burned wood In the cor
ner.
And the room was warm and
snug.
When the clock struck nine, our
mother
Smiled In her wise sweet way.
And we climbed to the attic bed
room
To dream of another day.
The crocheted spread and the bu
reau,
The pictures In rosewood frames.
The books about Elsie Dlnsmore,
The lamps’ uncertain flames;
I see the whole humble picture.
As, catching my daughter’s eye
Above the dining room table.
I dream of the days gone by.
Convrleht —WNIT Servlc#
Question box
b ED WYNN, The Perfect Fool
Dear Mr. Wynn:
There is u man living across the
street from me who is acting queer
ly. The first clay I saw him he was
running around his hack yard drink
ing from a medicine bottle. The
second day i watched him lie was
still running and still drinking from
the medicine bottle. Now. the third
day I looked over I saw him skip
ping uround the ynrd and still drink
ing from the same medicine bottle.
Can you account for these strange
actions?
Yours truly,
V. OATES.
Answer: The man you refer to
is evidently a very sick man and
his doctor must have told him to
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take his medicine two days running
and then skip a day.
Dear Mr. Wynn:
My brother is in the regular army
and I have decided to enlist in the
army also, but do not know what to
do. You see the only condition un
dei which 1 will join the army is
that I must be near my brother,
llow shall 1 go about Joining the
army and being close to my broth
er? lie Is In the Seventy-fourth reg
iment.
Truly yours.
D. ZERTER.
Answer: Yours Is a difficult prob
lem, but I will help you: First, write
to the United States government
and tell them you wish to enlist in
the army and, as you want to be
near your brother, who’s In the
Seventy-fourth regiment, you wish
to he put in the Seventy-fifth.
Dear Mr. Wynn:
Can you tell me why It Is that
Scotland Is always full of Ameri
cans in the summer?
Sincerely.
C. SICK.
Answer: That merely demon
strates the gratefulness of the
American people. The reason Scot
land is full of Americans in sum
mer is simply to pay them hack for
the Americans being full of Scotch
in the winter.
Dear Mr. Wynn:
My doctor has advised me to drink
lots and lots of water and says that
is the only thing for my stomach.
Is this true?
Truly yours.
1’. NUTZ.
Answer: I do not wish to advise
against your doctor, but. If water
rots your rubbers, what is it going
to do to your stomach? Not for me
©. the Associated Newspanere.
WNU Service.
Through JEAN NEWTON
A WOMAN’S EYES
WHEN WE WAKE UP
LONDON neurologists recently
carried on an interesting ex
periment with three soldiers of the
British army. They tested the sol
diers as to the effect of their men
tal attitude on their physical
strength. This was measured by a
device which the men gripped with
all their might, registering as they
gripped.
It was found that in their normal
state the men had an average grip
of a hundred and one pounds. Then,
hypnotized and told they were
weak, their greatest efforts regis
tered only twenty-nine pounds. Still
hypnotized and told they were very
strong, their strength returned to
the norma) hundred and one pounds
and then jumped to a hundred and
forty-one!
So. the men were weaker, in the
relation of twenty-nine to a hun
dred and one, when they BE
LIEVED they were weak, but BE
LIEVING they were strong, they
actually registered strength of a
hundred and forty-one against a
normal best of a hundred and one!
Sure enough people are constant
ly hypnotizing themselves into one
thing or another. Some allow a
few disappointments or defeats to
hypnotize them Into accepted fail
ure. Of most of these it is true
that if they believed better of them
selves they could do better. It is
also true, ns enthusiastic “encour
agers" point out to us, that most
of the unusual achievements in the
world went hand in hand with the
supreme confidence—which is self
hypnotism—which convinced some
men and women they could not fail.
However, kill-joy though it brands
me, it must be pointed out that self
hypnotism can be a two-edged
sword, now about the man who
would have made a perfectly good
carpenter who hypnotized himself
Into confidence that he was cut out
for the law—and lived the life of
the “also ran’’ and the failure?
How about the farm lad who found
self-expression and joy in making
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VARIETY IN THE MENU
FOR a luncheon menu after pre
paring the salad of crisp lettuce,
french dressing with a few sections
of grapefruit or pineapple, sprinkle
it with a handful of good nuts—pea
nuts, almonds, pecans or hickory
nuts—any nut will be good and
supply the protein which is need
ed for the well-balanced menu. With
a slice of whole wheat bread and
a glass of milk, this makes a good
meal.
Jelly Hint.
Use the fruit left In the bag when
draining for Jelly to make Jam. If
carefully looked over and the fruit
is fresh. It will make most accept
able jams. By adding an orange, a
few nuts, one will have a nice con
serve.
Creamed Finnan Haddie.
There should be one and one-half
cupfuls of the fish, flake or break
Into small bits, after soaking In wa
ter. Remove all bone and skin
Make u white sauce as usual, add
the fish and simmer for ten min
utes. Halve crosswise large, fresh,
green peppers and remove the seeds
and veins. Scald with boiling wa
ter and drain well. Fill with the
creamed fish, cover with buttered
crumbs and place the peppers In
gem pans to hold their shape. Bake
ten minutes or until well heated
and the crumbs are well browned.
Salmon, tuna, or cooked fresh fish
well seasoned may be used In place
of the haddie. Garnish with r’’e,
hard-cooked egg and chop the
whites and use a border around the
edge of the pepj>er for a more fancy
and nutritious dish.
(c\ Western Newspaper Union,
things grow out of the earth, but
who hypnotized himself, or allowed
a fond parent to hypnotize him, into
belief that he was called to “go to
the city and make good"? How
about the woman who would have
made a good accompanist, but who
hypnotized herself Into belief that
she must not be lost to the concert
stage? That story of heartbreak
and defeat Is a not uncommon one.
The experiment of the soldiers
proves how belief in ourselves can
hypnotize us Into strength. The
question is, can we follow through
when we wake up?
C, Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
Green Wool Coat
This coat by Chanel is made ol
bright green wool. Its handsome
lines give elegance to the form, and
the high-low treatment at the waist
makes it suitable for large women
as well as small.
That Panama hats, contrary
to popular belief, are not
made in Panama. They are
made in Ecuador and Colom
bia, but are known as Pana
ma hats because they are
brought to Panama and there
traded.
©, McClure Newspaper Syndicate.
GIBUGAG^
“It might be a good idea," say*
soliloquizing Elizabeth, "if colleges
tried teaching the boy more about
tackling his studies."
WNU Service.
Japan Also Adopts Streamlines
T111S Is one of the new streamline locomotives now being tested on the
Japanese governmental railways for the purpose of speeding up
service on the lines.
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Chic and Practical
Is This Ensemble
PATTERN 1943
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1943
Ilere is a practical idea which is
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Make it up of black satin and wear
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The contrasting bodice frill and col
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best possible grace under a top coat.
Of course it would be a very nice
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QUEST OF INFORMATION
“Why are you going to the public
library, Mrs. Brown? Taken up sci
ence?’’
"The doctor told my husband he
was bibulous, and now he's torn the
page out of the dictionary.”
Wanted That Settled
“He told me he could live on my
love forever.”
“How romantic! And are you go
ing to let him?”
“Not until I find out what I'm go
ing to live on.”
Really Simple
“What,” asked Bertha’s mother,
"has four legs but never runs
about?"
“I couldn’t tell you.” said Bertha.
“Well,” explained her mother, “a
table, of course."
An Eyewitnets
Reporter—What Is the professor’s
■esearch work?
Professor’s Housekeeper—It coo
usts principally of hunting for his
spectacles.—Santa Fe Magazine.