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MARY’S ACADEMY NOTES Grade One During the past week we have had perfect attendance in spite of the “measles.” Last week James Golden and Mary Mellor entertained the pupils of the primury class with very interesting stories, which they read from the "Child Library” Primer.. All are busy preparing stories for the coming week. Grade Two. We are happy to state that our en tire class of pupils received the Gold Star Buttons given for Primary Grades in Palmer writing. The following pupils received the Jones Spelling Certificate: Francis Schendt 95) per cent; Donnu Gallagher 99 per cent; Eldora Lowery 99 per cent; Marcella McNamara 99 per cent; William Brennan 5)8 per cent; Margaret KHen Reka 97 per cent; Margaret Kubik 97 per cent; Joseph Biglin 97 per cent; William Grady 90 per cent; John Protivinsky 90 per cent; Mury Miles 90 per cent; Frank Peter 92 per cent; Mury Alice Judge 92 per cent; Alice Stein 91 per cent; Thomas Casey 90 per cent. Third and Fourth Grade. On account of so many of the child ren being sick with the measles we now shall have to catch up in some of our subjects. The third grade nvernges in spelling are Dorothy Davidson and Dorothy Lowery 99; Corine Kubitschek Loraine Agnes and Grant White 98; Mury Hickey 90; Leona Bazeltnan 95; Mar cella Hoffman 92. During our last drnwing lesson we made covers for our spelling booklets and now we have completed our •re ligion and spelling booklets. Soon we shall finish our arithemetic workbook and if you wish just step in to see them. Fifth and Sixth Grades. “THE MERRY-GO-ROIJND” rersoiuk The fifth and sixth grades hold their Holy childhood meeting Tuesday af ternoon. The speakers for the oc casion were Robert Miles, Vein Coyne and Marjorie Cronin. The meeting was conducted by Catherine Finley, the president of the Club. An account of financial affairs was given by the treasurer, William Biglin and George Hammond the secretary read the min. utes of the last meeting and called the roll. We entered the First National Prize Essay Contest conducted by the Catholic Rural Life Conference, and two essays from our class were chosen to be sent to headquarters. These essays were written by Maxine Har rington and Catherine Finley. Since only three from the grades were chosen, we call the two from our class “Lucky Duckies." We are in hopes that the Lucky Duckies will be lucky a theadquarters, also. The fifth and sixth grade pupils ransomed a heathen baby during Lent. The ransoming price was $5.00, so you see some little people made sacrifices at one time or another. The baby was named “Josephine Marie." Since June Carol White, Catherine Finley and Maxine Harrington won the spelling contest for our grade, they seem to think that marble games also can be won only by them. The following have won their 1‘al mer writing awards for the year. Win. Kubitschek .William Biglin, Leo Valla, Walter (’alien, Maxine Harrington, Catherine Finley, Mary A. Meer, Mar jorie Cronin, Eileen Kelly, Betty Mc Nally, Vern Coyne, Constance Biglin Mary Catherine Farley, Alice Hamil ton, William Moore, George Hammond, Donald Lowery, James Mathews. Loat and Found. Loat—A pair of tonsils by removal last Saturday. They are of no great value. Finders—keepers, if so want ed, we say. No reward offered for the return of the same. Found—A sole of a ahoe or slipper —not Cinderella’* though. Person claiming article will be rewarded. Call at 23 Box Walnut Grove. Births and Deaths. A cigarette met its death yesterday afternoon. Its clothing caught fire when lit by Mr. Blaze. The fire de partment was unable to extinguish the flames and death was the result. Born, between the hours of 2 and 3 o’clock Friday afternoon a mind with a prepouderous imagination. The im agination appears lofty and, idealistic, and weighs about 12 ounces. Society. Mr. and Mrs. Robin called at the home of the Box Elder family last Wednesday afternoon. The Box Elder family invited the Robin family to re main for luncheon. The invitation was accepted and the Robin family spent a very pleasant afternoon. The X Y Y attended a picnic on a lovely day in the latter part of last week and an enjoyable time was had by all. Poetry Corner. Fishing. The night was dark and dreary—and raining, And all the excellent fisherman were seining. All the fish that were to be found Were on this fine ship homeward bound. —George Hammond. Don’t Wait. Here we go, here we go, All are ready for the show. We’ll he hark a little late, So don’t you, don’t you wait. —George Hammond. The Hidden Home. In the bushes, trees and vine, All sorts of squirrels and snakes do climb, Looking for a place to stay So they won’t he scared away. —Robert Shoemaker. Explorers Bold. Since Easter I have saved every nickle and dime, And now I shall spend it and have a good time. I’ve been looking for boys who likefun, To go about the country and play as a bum. I heard some one say that they might yet appear, If they do, they’ll come from an old pioneer. We’d play that we’re explorers so very bold And really I’d dig if you thing I’ll find gold. John Shoemaker, Jr. The Doggie. Where was that little dog? 1 think he was in the bog. I know he was not fed, So that’s why he fled. —Romaine Stein. Seventh and Eighth tirades. Last Friday was letter day at St. Mary’s and the hoys of the seventh and eighth grades considered them selves quite fortunate in being invited for the program which is usually held in connection with this affair. This was indeed a rare privilege, for it was 1 the first time that any group of grade children had ever witnessed this par ticular function. Nevertheless there they were even occupying the very front seats and swelling up with pride, as each Cardi nal stepped out to receive his letter from Rev. Father Leahy and anxious for the time, not so very far off, when they expect to get their first letter. EDUCATIONAL NOTES. The next State Teachers’ Examin ations will be held on Saturday, April 21, at Atkinson Stuart, Ewing and O'Neill. Marjorie Zellers, grade 5, District No. 23, has earned and received her Merit Pin for Palmer Method writing. Miss Ruth Keyes is her teacher. Reports have been received of the following teachers having been hired for the coming year: District No. 90M», Laura Zimmer man. District No. 223, Paul E. Fisher. District No. 227, Luciille Smith. District No. 242, Martha C. Kaup. District No. 232, Pauline Obermire. TO Start New Method Of Homesteading State Rural Rehabilitation Director L. A. White returned to Lincoln after he and J. F. Lawrence, state market ing agent for the university extension service, and J. M. Anderson have about completed a survey in Keya Paha, Boyd, Knox, Cedar and Wayne coun ties toward aiding families hit by the drouth and grasshoppers to find suitable homes in vacant farm houses. The federal government is to buy a cow, a pig and some chickens and try to get each family started again in the farming game. Heads of fumilies, where possible, will be employed part of the time on some neighboring furm. This project is separate from the move to get stranded folk out of congested industrial centers. Seed and feed oats also are to be supplied the new generation of home steaders. Experts will try to fit each family into suitable residences. All material supplied is to be reckoned as a loan of so much cash. Nebraska News Items Both Nebraskans and South Dako tans joined delegations and asked Gov. Charles W. Bryan to support a try at obtaining federal funds to combat the Missouri river near Yankton where the river bank is eating out earth at four feet a day and has only 1,000 feet to go on the Nebraska side to leave the bridge but a jumjing off place to an insignificent island. The delegation wants something of a permanent na ture done. ___ A sneak thief at Ainsworth cracked glass in a door and. made off with $3.r> of high school funds. While all other pupils were busy at the blackboard in the public school at Wausa, several yards of ceiling plaster fell on Jean Swanson, injuring her about the head. She was at her seat. Another pupil fainted. The school board may have a steel ceiling put on the room. A fine tornado cellar was completed at the Fordyce public school by CWA labor and money. The cave is 18 by 16 feet. Frank B. O’Connell, secretary of the state game, forestation and parks com mission, plans to plant 50,000 trees as a part of the American Legion’s “tree for every stump” program. The trees are to be planted at eight state parks this spring. A three year old. son of Mr. and Mrs. James Morley of near Anselmo got in to a fracas with a rooster and a sur geon removed one of the boy’s eyes after the fight was over. A heart attack was thought respon sible for the death of Harry Brown 60, south of Bingham. Brown was out in a sand storrm at night. His car stalled in sand and was found about four miles south of where his body was found. His body lay in the edge of a lake of water only about knee deep. It is thought he became exhausted, and the heart attack followed. Brown was manager of the big Copsey and Brit tain ranch. 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He is the oldest pilot of automobiles in that county. Nebraska Strong Man An Indian affairs report at Wash ington revived interest in the strongest man ever to set foot on Nebraska soil, Antoine Barada, son of Count Michael Badara and his wife, who was T-ing the-hae, or Laughing Water, an Om aha Indian woman. Records of W. H, Woods, Nebraska historian, deceased, revealed, the story of the Barada family and their son who became known as the man of iron. It seems the (count met Laughing Water in Paris and when she came back to this country the count followed and while trapping along the Missouri he and the girl met again and their marriage followed. Antoine was born near DeSoto and Blair, on Fish creek, and when a mere stripling he became famed for his feats of strength. At the age of seven the Sioux Indians captured him. A band of whites visited the wild men and the boy made his escape but the wild boys took him again. He was ransomed, for 10 ponies. Antoine astonished those who met him by performing feats which re quired almost super-human strength. He would snap a canoe paddle with one hand and these were heavy and hard to break. The boy went to St. Louis and worked in a flour mill where he lifted 1,800 pounds of flour and walked as if it were a light load. When he was 35, Antoine came back, in 1832, and wrestled Jean Palos, and he pinched Palos with his toes so hard, the man, thought to be the strongest on the river, cried out his defeat. He carried a man from a tree with one arm. California was his home for six years. Then he came back to Ne braska and died at Barada in 1800. Antoine used to live with the Indians and often with one hand crushed stone peace pipes. Many believe he was the strongest human being ever to live on this continent. A resolution was introduced in Con gress to make Albert Einstein, world famed scientist, a United States citi zen. The postoffice department ut Wash ington announced it is placing five mil lion migratory birdstamps on sule June 16. The stamps cost $1 each and are to be attached to hunting licenses. Kills made by one not having a stamp on his license are to be considered il legal kills. THE CIRCUS A service station catering to the de votees of devotions; affairs of the heart, eye, nose, pocketbook and giz zard; crooked made straight, two for a nickel and three for a dime. A little bit of everything and not much of anything, and a 10 mile long parade two hours after advertised time. St. Patrick’s Catholic church here seats comfortably 672 adults but there is always room for one more. Sheriff: Is he tall or short? Banker: Short $50,000. If you think you caught the flu. Do think another thought, Because the flu caught you And the flu shall not be caught. Wonder where all of them are, and what they are doing? They are the kid leaders of good old ice skating and prairie chicken shooting days of O’Neill: Ray Ellis, Stanley McCuteh eon, Fred Shellhnrt, Charles Shubert, Billy Hogan, Fred Kautzman, Virgil Kline, Guy Hamilton, Frank Gillespie, Walter and Charles Jones and several hundred others. A lodger stole loot one night, And left us in bad humor; The codger tarried out of sight— Is he a true false roomer? Nebraska has 4.‘58 varities of birds. In one year boys of New York state, aged 14-16 years, earn a total of $50, 000,000 and go to school at that. If CWA workers went to wipe out millions of crows what should the pro ject be called? The CAW project. Why? be-caws. The Nebraska health record is 23 percent better than the average of the United States. Waiting for something to turn up often means one has been turned down. A dog’s idea of good luck is a jack rabbit having three broken legs. Snuggle down Little Fairy. Your Dad will drop in soon, He’s rising in his calling In a stratosphere balloon. As the Irishman might say—stand up for Nebraska and sit down for llolt county. There must be more than mortgages and misery in this part of the country. A recent store opening here resulted in a one day sale of over $700. There must be gold in them thar gardens. Dear Circus: Is there a difference between a steer and a male cow, or do the terms refer to the same thing? —H. I. C., New Ant Hill, Pennsyl tucky. Answer: They are the same thing only different. Often the male cow gives one a term of six months in the hospital. The steer attends to his own business. So you see there is eonsider bull difference. It may sound outlandish, but Cherry county, Nebraska is almost five times larger than the state of Rhode Island and it is larger than the state of Con necticut. If you do not believe it, get a yard stick and measure it. ‘“Walk and live longer” says an ed. itorial. Walking on a highway might cause one to die shorter. The fellow who first said “back to the farm” may have meant “back to the wall.” The longest river in the world is the Mississippi-Missouri having a com bined length of 4,221 miles. The clear est river in the world is the Elkhorn. Grasshoppers and ’tater bugs And drouth and weeds and such; And endless row of rugs And the men gone and in Dutch. A clerk and a customer, both of them stutterers, met and the customer said to the clerk: “I want s-some t-t t-to-tobacco.” “W-what k-k-k-k-kind?” asked the clerk. “T-t-t-t-t-tobacco in your eye!" angrily replied the customer. Dear peep-le, now comes the ’steen miles long pe-rade; 37 Mj elephants, the other half left at Hay Point be cause of ingrown toe-nails, astonish ing monstrosities from Asia, Africa, the sea, air and earth, seven brass bands to blow up a 75 mile an hour hurricane, the World’s greatest pan orama of trick bananas, two perform ances, at 2 and 8 o’clock sharp. 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