EDDIE, THE AD MAN
®Ak£ HICKEL8SRGV, OWE
OF OUR BEST VAWT AO
CUSTOMERS, WRITES, "TAKE
OUT MV "WOWEV FOR SALE”AO,
AS MY BEES ARE VUORKivK*
WIGHTS, AMD ARE OU “THE
VERGE OF A UERVOOS
BREAKPOWU, TRYiWG TO PIU.
T,*,£ DEM A UP." ,
©, 1933, Western Newspaper L'nlon.
VALUABLE ANIMALS
Valued by the pound, (wo little
chinchillas, no larger than baby squir
rels, are the most valuable animals
in the London zoo. They were
brought from Bolivia, weigh about a
pound each, and are worth $125 each,
dead or alive. The worth of an ele
phunt calculated on the same basis
would approximate $1,750,000. The
actual value of an Indian elephant
is plnced at $3,000 and an African at
$3,500.
!>r. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription makes
weak women strong. No alcohol. Sold
by druggists in tablets or liquid.—Adv.
Just Blua
Traveler (to Babylonian)—Can
you direct me to the hanging gar
dens of Babylon? I'm tired of life.
TO MOTHERS
whose children won't
EAT
Nature knows best. Never coax a
child to eat! Iteniove the cause of
a youngster’s poor appetite. When
appetite fails, tongue is coated
white, eyes are a bilious yellow,
don’t give smull children a consti
pating cathartic that drains the sys
tem. California syrup of figs is all
the “medicine” they require.
Specialists will tell you that a
sluggish appetite almost always
means the child has a sluggish
colon. Correct this condition called
stasis, and see how quickly a list
less, drooping boy or girl begins to
eat—and gain ! The only “medicine’’
such children seem to need is pure,
unadulterated tig syrup.
Children who get syrup of figs,
now nnd then, soon have the appe
tite and energy of young animals!
They I'?ep well and avoid colds and
sluggish spells.
Nature never made a finer laxa
tive for children: and they all love
the wholesome, fruity flavor of the
real California syrup of figs. It’s
purely vegetable, but every druggist
has It all bottled, with directions.
Bogin with it at once. The very
next day, your child will be eating
belter and feeling better. Keep on
with the syrup of figs a few days
and see amazing improvements in
appetite, color, weight, and spirits.
The promises made by the bottlers
of California Syrup of Figs are true,
and it will do the same for you, IF
it's genuine CALIFORNIA. Don't
accept substitutes.
Sinus Trouble
Makes Life Unbearable
Last year > prominent New York judge
and his wife committed suicide because sinus
trouble made life unbearable. Prevent sinus
infection. If nose is stuffed, head hurts
across the front, throat is lined with
phlegm, use SINASIPTEC, the marvelous
discovery of a St. Louis doctor. SINASIP
TEC makes breathing easy, keeps head and
throat clear and protects against colds,
catarrh, hay fever and sinus infection. Tear
this out. Get a large bottle of SINASIPTEC
from your druggist and use it in warm
water as directed. Say it:—Sina - sip-tec.
MAKES WOMEN
LOSE FAT
Mins Hffl M. Haines of Day I on, Ohio
writes: “I weighed 180 so started to take
Kru«t*hen. I never was so surprised ms
when I weighed myself the first week—I
lost 7 pounds. I Just bought my 3rd Jar
and am down to IIV—am still taking them
and never felt better in my life.” (June
17. 1932).
To take off fat—take one half tea
spoonful of Kruschen Salts in a
glass of hot water in the morning
before breakfast—one bottle that
lasts 4 weeks costs but a few cents
—get it at any drugstore in Amer
ica. If this first bottle fails to con
vince you this is the SAFE and
harmless way to lose fat—your
money gladly returned.
But be sure and get Kruschen
Salts—imitations are numerous and
you must safeguard your health.
Sioux City Ptg. Co., No. 6--1933
STATE PLANTS
1090,000 FISH
Cheyenne. Wvo. —(UP)— Nearly
JO 000,000 fish have been planted
in the lakes and streams of Wyo
ming in the last two years.
The fish were supplied from the
state's eight fish hatcheries.
Carl Lund, chief assistant game
and fish commissioner, said in ad
dition to the state’s output, the
United States hatchery at Sara
toga had supplied 3,119.950 fish to
aid in maintaining the fishing
standards of Wyoming rivers and
creeks.
The production of the fish cost
$103,783 during 1931-32. The cost
in 1932 was $7,000 less than it
was the previous year. The ex
pense in 1931 was $55,361 and last
year it was $48,422. Salaries and
fish egg purchases were the larg
est item of expense.
Lund said all of the hatcheries
need modernization. He recom
mended the hatcheries in Park
and Fremont counties be moved to
more desirable locations, where
there is a larger supply of water.
The department recently pur
chased a site for a new hatchery
in Fremont county, near Dubois,
but is unable to start work on the
project until funds are provided.
Glorifying
Yourself
By Alicia Hart
" 11 ©K»Tbv NEA SERVICE INC
CLEANLINESS IN BEAUTY IM
PLEMENTS
If your eagle eye spies a black
head or two on your chin, or
around your nose, pause, before
you do anything, to see what
caused them.
Is your powder puff metriculous
ly clean? Or is the little puff that
fits into your compact more than
slightly soiled?. It is absolutely
astounding how many women keep
right on using a powder puff on
their faces after it is positively
dirty. What's the use in cleas
ing your face, feeding it good
creams and making up carefully at
home, if you are going to dab pow
der on It from time to time with
a soiled powder puff?
The answer is, "None whatso
ever!”
Almost any compact can have
its puff renewed. Don't buy just
one. Buy a half dozen. For It is
hard to wash them and have them
come out pcrfetly new looking.
One more precaution. When
you come in from the street and
start to cleanse your face, do your
hands first. Scrub them with a nail
brush and warm water and good
soap and make sure they are spot
less as a surgeon’s hands before
you begin operations. Otherwise
you merely smear your face with
your hands’ dirt when you put
cleansing cream on it.
Hair brushes come next in line
of neglect. Few women keep
their brushes clean. You should
have two, really, and wash one
each day. Do you know any wom
an who does? Well, I know a very
few who are this well groomed.
Keep your beauty jars clean and
shining. Keep your powder air
tight. Keep the puff that you use
in your powder box very, very
clean. These big ones, and particu
larly the ostrich ones, do wash
readily and well.
Last, but important, don't keep
around a lot of odds and ends of
this or that cream, face lotion,
muscle oil, skin tonic and so forth.
Cull what isn’t good for your skin,
what you do not use or need, what
you never did like. Keep just
what you use and keep them in
some order, so you build up a me
chanical regime for yourself. You
should be able to dream a bit
about last night's party and go
through all the motions of getting
ready for today's work, at one and
the same time.
Proposed Bill May
Abolish County Offices
Ann Arbor — (UP) — Under a
proposed bill which Representa
tive Philip P. Pack, of this city
plans to introduce into the Michi
gan legislature, many county offices
will be abolished and governmental
expense reduced accordingly.
County clerk, county treasurer,
register of deeds, and drain com
missioner are offices which Pack
would have abolished. A new di
vision of records would be insti
tuted to replace the three abol
ished at what Pack describes as
“material savings in expenses "
The drain commissioner’s duties
would be spread upon those of the
present county road commissions.
Poor commissioners, county
school superintendent and friend
of the court would be consolidated
into the single office of commis
sioner of public welfare and edu
cation.
Similar other savings would be
effected bv consolidation and elim
ination of offices whose duties
overlap or duplicate each other,
under the proposed Pack bill.
- --4•
Firemen Repulsed
Marauders With Hose
Jeffersonville, Ind. — (UP) —
With the avowed intention of
crashing the gate at a local mar
athon dance, a crowd of Louis
ville, Ky„ youngsters celebrating
a football victory, trooped over
the toll bridge here without pay
ing tolls.
The gate-crashing plan was
abandoned however when firemen
met them with two lines of hose
and after police had cuffed a
couple of marauders lightly.
I
Two Kinds of Capital
| Itv M. K. Tracy in New \ ork World-Telr&nmi.
V-/
Debt is the fly in our ointment debt which wrs con
tracted on the basis of high prices and high wages, but
which we lace the prospect of paying on the basis ot low
prices and low wages. But for this debt we could scale
down our income and adjust our living expenses to it with
out great, difficulty. The interest and instalments on what
we owe represent the real pioblem of economic recovery.
The public debt in the country amounts to about 35
billion dollars, while the private debt has been estimated
at nearly 200 billion dollars. Interest alone represents an
item of 10 or 12 billion dollars a year. Four years ago the
national income was right around 90 billion dollars and
the item of interest represented about one-eight of it.
Today the national income is not more than 45 billion
dollars, which means that the interest item has risen to
a fourth of what the people earn. If not more. Add to this
the 12 or 14 billion dollars necessary for taxation, and you
have not more than 25 billion for the people to live on
where they had at least 60 billion in 1928.
Such a situation makes it impossible to provide capital
for the revival of business. The remedies by which we are
trying to revive business fail to touch this aspect of the
situation. Something must be done to raise work and ser
vice values to the level demanded by debt, or reduce debt
to the level of work and service values.
The simplest way of accomplishing this would seem to
be through a reasonable amount of inflation, and the
safest kind of inflation would seem to be a revaluation of
the dollar downward in relation to gold. The dollar is now
out of line with commodity and labor values. It is also
out of line with the gold value of other currencies.
The American people cannot get a sufficient number
of dollars in exchange for their toil and products; neither
can outsiders. The money boom which was created by the
depression is definitely reflected in a shrinkage of every
thing else. In this connection we should remember that
there are two kinds of capital. First, there is capital as
represented by money. Secondly, there is capital as repre
sented by land, buildings, machinery, raw material and the
capacity of people to work.
Of these two, the latter kind of capital is by far the
most important, and the real purpose of money is to facili
tate the barter and exchange through which it functions.
That purpose appears to have been lost sight of by many
of our financiers and politicians. The money side of capi
tal is being emphasized out of all reason. The worst effect
of this is to shrivel and in some cases to destroy the other
and more essential side of capital.
School Board Acts
To Close Grade School*
Mott, N. D. —(UP)— Action taken
by the Mott school board has
deemed it necessary that grade
schools of the city shall be closed
March 17. for the rest of the term,
because of lack of funds.
The reasons given by the school
board stipulate lack of funds,
realization that the lower evalu
ation law. recently passed, shall
reduce the income too drastically,
and heavy running expenses. The
high school will remain open, it
was announced.
President R. E. Trousdale of the
Mott school board issued a state
ment declaring that “it is with
deepest regret we announce that
these schools must close. HoweverT
the voters expressed their wishes
at the polls. If it was their wish
that childen should be deprived
Street Ensemble
i
Featuring puff tlrevet. thit cloth j
drett tram by Dorothy Jordan,
W-G-M adroit, it carried out in a
shade o) blur that etthnncet her
blue-eyed and brunette coloring.
I he dm t tin at the throat and
•hold a wide gold belt. The ac
vesturiet, Iteo-sh.n fur nec/cpiece, i
{lores and tuede oxfords, are of
brawn.
Feeding of Family
Became Acute Problem
Waycross. Ca. -iUP)— Feeding
liis wife and 14 children, Raymond
Lee found, resolved itself into a
problem with more ramifications
than merely getting money to buy
enough food.
There was that, paramount
problem of distribution. Seated a'
the usual oblong type table, the*
family's system was to start at
ons end and continue to the right,
ay th« time No. ttf was reached.
of grade schooling, then here is
fulfillment.”
Doctor Advises End of
Fast Living in 1933
Memphis — tUPi — Put on the
brakes, stop this fast living and
forget your worries if you want to
be happy this year. Is the ulti
matum of Dr. Wallace P. Moore,
head of the Shelby county health
department.
"L,ve by your doctor’s orders or
die by your own.” Dr. Moore said
“Everyone should forget his trou
bles and meet the new year with
a clear mind.”
“The depression like a disease,
will leave many ill after effects.
Just as excessive living in good
times left many nervous and or
ganic diseases, so the worry of
hard times will tear down the
health of people today,” he
warned.
Lines
On the value of an Educat'on.
"No hobo rates this rattler free!”
The stalwart brakeman cried:
Blit when he saw mv Ph. D.
The blighter let me ride.
“Get hence!’ a Prospect said to me
Upon another time:
But I produced the old Degree
And he produced the Dime.
A wondrous thing it is to be—
(Denv it if vou can!'
A Doctor of Philosophv.
An Educated man!
Vanity’s Fault.
From Answers.
“Have vou any idea how yom
wife caught such a terrible cold?"
“I've a pielty good idea. 1
think it was her coat.”
“Too thin. I suppose?"
“No. I don't think so, doctor. It
was last winter's coat and she
wouldn’t wea" it.’
A piece of charcoal placed on the
shelves of a refrigerator, acts as an
absorbent for all odors.
WHY?
Some things I cannot understand.
No matter how I try,
And in my ointment of content.
They constitute the fly.
Why, if when wheat goes up, they
claim
The price of bread must soar.
Yet now it's worth 'round forty
cents.
The price of breads no lower?
Why can't they bring Sam Insull
back.
Who robbed a million folks.
Yet have no bit of trouble with
The common run of blokes?
Why is it that the statement, which
Induces me to buy.
So many times turns out to be
A most outrageous lie?
Why is it that the price of hogs
Depends not on supply,
But just upon the tons of meat
The packers have laid by?
Why don't some statesman have tht
brains
And own the guts to say.
That all that’s needed is to knock
Our tariff walls away?
Why, if the technocrats are right—
For I’m just full of volts—
Have these last half a dozen years
Been crammed so full of jolts?
—Sam Page.
the first to be served were ready
for more. Moreover, the family
was developing something start
lingly familiar to a boarding house
reach.
Lee. a Brantley county farmer
solved the problem. He built a
circular table. Within a rim is a
revolving top. When any member
of the family desires something,
he or die revolves the top until
the objective is attained.
Someone addicted to terrible
puns could say that Lee turned
tile tables on his problem.
WHOLEWHEAT FOR
DAY S FIRST MEAL
If you linvp never Irfed whole
wheat as a breakfast food, or la vari
ous other dishes, you have a treat in
store. The flavor Is rich Bnd nutty,
all the nutritive value of the grain
Is retained, and, best of all In these
trying times, whole wheat Is cheap.
This Is because a great many farm
ers have surplus wheat. Many re
lief agencies are send I up whole wheat
to the families of the unemployed
who need help, because it gives
them so much real nourishment for
so little cost.
The dweller iu the city may not he
able to buy whole wheat at a gro
cery store, but can generally get it
at a iced .store. Grocers do not like
to carry whole wheat because it does
not store well. The "germ," which
Is taken out In milling flour or re
fined cereals, causes wheat to spoil
easily, bill it Is the most nutritious
part of the grain. So when the en
tire grain, whole or cracked, is used,
the full value of the wheat Is avail
able. You can keep well-cleaned
whole wheat In the house for three !
or four weeks in a dry cool place
without Its deteriorating.
A pound of whole-ground wheat
will make breakfast porridge for two
days for n family of five, with gener
ous servings. Kven at three cents a
pound, the cost of such servings
would he less ilititi a third of a cent
each, or one and one-half cents for
the family. A peck of wheat (15
pounds) Is enough to provide a fam
lly with breakfast food every day for
a month.
Whole wheat takes a fairly long
lime to cook. You can use u pres
sure cooker If you hare one. or a
tireless cooker—or you can simply
cook it iu boiling water three or four
hour*, or over steam. Perhaps you
would prefer to save time and also
fuel in cooking by grinding the
wheat In a coffee mill or a meat
grinder. Sometimes the feed stora
will grind if for you.
To cook the ground whole wheat,
use six paris of boiling water to one
pound of wheat, with three teaspoon
fuls of sail. Simmer for an hour t«»
an hour and a ha If, stirring occa
sionally. l'or rooking in a double
boiler, use equal quantities of wheat
and water, and cook until tender, or
until nil uncooked starchy flavor has
gone. It is often convenient to cook
enough for two days at « time. Re
healing on the second day will im
prove the flavor and texture of the
wheat. Serve with inilh.
Besides breakfast porridge, once
your wheat is cooked, you can have
wheat chowder, scrapple, pilau, muf
fins, pudding, or cookies. Or the
wheat may tic served at dinner as
rlcc or hominy i« served.
CliticVftdilalcim
How important it is to complete
the toilet with a fragrant, anti
septic powder! After a cleans
ing with Cut leu ra Swap, a
light application of Catleara
Talcum will add the finishing
touch to your toilet.
Price 25c.
Proprietor!: Potter Dr-'g & Chemical
Corporation, Malden, Maaa.
HOW TO STOP A GOLD
QUICK AS YOU CAUGHT IT
A New Method Doctors Everywhere Are Advising
- FOLLOW DIRECTIONS PICTURED BELOW —
Take. / or 2 Bayer
Aspirin Tablets.
Drink Full Glass of
Water.
If throat is sore,
crush and dissolve
3 Bayer Aspirin
Tablets in a half
glass of warm water
and gargle accord
ing to directions.
Almost Instant Relief In This Way
If you have a cold—don’t take
chances with “cold killers” and
nostrums. A cold is too dangerous
to take chances on.
The simple method pictured
above is the way doctors through
out the world now treat colds.
It is recognized as the QUICK
EST. safest, surest way. For it will
check an ordinary cold almost as
fast as you caught it.
That is because the real BAYER
Aspirin embodies certain medical
qualities that strike at the base of
a cold almost INSTANTLY.
You can combat nearly any cold
you get simply by taking BAYER
Aspirin and drinking plenty of
water every 2 to 4 hours the first
day and 3 or 4 times daily there
after. If throat is sore, gargle with
3 BAYER Aspirin Tablets crushed
and dissolved in a half glass of
warm water, repeating every 2 or
3 hours as necessary. Sore throat
exses this way in a few minutes, in
credible as this may seem.
Ask your doctor about this. And
when you buy, see that you get the
real BAYER Aspirin Tablets. They
dissolve almost instantly. And thus
work almost instantly when you
lake them. And for a gargle. Gen
uine Bayer Aspirin Tablets dis
solve with sufficient speed and
completeness, leaving no irritating
particles or grittiness. Get a T>ox of
12 or bottle of 100 at any drug store.
NO TABLETS ARE GENUINE
ASPIRIN WITHOUT THIS CROSS
AT THE FIRST SNEEZE |
use
Essence of Mustol
ON YOUR HANDKERCHIEF
ANO PILLOW
IT’S NEW
A Clear Brain
needs - a
clean stomach
When intestinal poisons
and accumulations clog
his system, your child Is
likely to tail down an
•tudiee, lose nwnlrtd ener
Hj, grow mam .tnic* Keep
him clean inai(J«*a«nil you keep him
vitally tit. Garfield Tea, at least tteicm
a week' it a pleasant, harmlmeB tear to
r leant* internally. {At all druqgista).
ftAMPLl **tt? fieri<«M teeCe..P.O. •'ojMyn.KY.
larfield Tea
1.. a nature/ taxatira drink
^yOUR advertising dollar buys
■X. something more than space
and circulation in the colui&ns of
this newspaper. It buys space and
circulation plus the favorable con
sideration of our readers for this
newspaper and its advertising pa
trons. Let us tell you more c.bout it
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graded seed Writ.* for infonuntiv.i. Herire*
(iruwtni AsKM*iation. lUovnt Gilttul. N. .
BLADDER
TROUBLE,
If your bladder is irritated, either
I because your urine i9 too acid or
I because of inflammation, just try |
■ GOLD MEDAL i
1 HAARLEM OIL CAPSULES
I This fine, old preparation has b»ea I
■ used for this purposo for 237 years, i
That its popularity continues is
II he best proof that it works. But
| be sure you get gold mbdau Ao
. cept co substitute. 351.
