Out Our Way By Williams i p^MO GOOD! X SUPPOSE^/ wca u.9.p>t.orr. ~Tv-AE. MO GOOD G~VJ^/. eii Elk Calf’s Mother Ungrateful to Ranger Yellowstone Park, Wyo., —(UP)— Elk in Yellowstone Park have not been taught that gratitude ranks high among the virtues, according to Martin R. Crowell, park ranger. Crawell recently found an elk calf floundering in the waters of the Madison river. The calf’s mother, frantic in her desire to save her offspring, was standing on the bank, unable to aid the helpless youngster. Crowell, who was on motorcycle duty, dismounted from his ma chine when he saw the calf’s plight and swam into the icy wa ters. He managed to save the elk from drowning and took it to shore. As he was laying the calf down on the bank, he heard a bel low and snort behind him and turned to see the mother elk. com ing in his direction in no uncer tain manner. The mother’s anguish had turned to rage and she did not xecent state typing contest for high school students. A graduate student in com merce made the compilation at Oregon State college and found the average speed for novice en trants to be 43.89 wpm. (words per minute) ;.nd for amateurs 52.59 w.p.m. There were 114 en trants from 33 Oregon high schools. • ♦ ‘Sea Devil’ Declares Kaiser Is Necessary Detroit — (UP) — Germany I seem to realize Crowel had saved her calf’s life. Crowell fled. GLACIER PRIEST FINDS VALLEY Seward. Alaska. —(UP)— An ‘Alaska Yosemite” — a marvelous, hidden valley in unchartered areas of the Chiginagak volcano — has been found by the Rev. Bernard R. Hubbard, S. J„ geologist of the University of Santa Clara, Cal. Turning from explorer to dis coverer. Father Hubbard and his party of scientists put'in at a pre cipitous walled volcano harbor called Port Wrangel after a peril ous volcano in Bering Sea in the motorship Polar Bear. The “glacier priest,” accom panied by Red Chisholm, former Santa Clara athlete, Edgar Levin and George Peterson. rowed ashore and scaled the mountain barrier that held the interior of the country from view. From the top of the ridge they gazed on stupendous 2,000-foot cliffs that dropped to a walled valley surroundsd by towering snow-capped mountains. Ice was moving, grinding down glacier valleys. Waterfalls dashed over cliffs. A broad river entered the strange valley in a cleft of the mountains and swung through dense vegetation of the valley floor through another cleft to the sea. ; Big brown bears and small game and fowl were seen in abundance. —-♦ . ■ - Italian Broadcaster Takes Census of Radio Sets wome — tui1) — *rne Italian Broadcasting Company has just concluded a "radio prapaganda week” organized to bring forward new subscribers to the broadcast ing programs. Free 10 day li censes were offered to anyone. A lottery with 20 radio sets as prizes and concerts from travel ing radio trucks in the principal squares of the city were some of the means used to interest the pubic. Recently, the Italian Broad casting Company started an ob ligatory census of all wireless sets it* the country. The census was authorized by a royal decree and fines were imposed on those fail ing to report a set. The large number of radio pirates, or those owning sets, but not paying any license fee, was stated to be the reason for the census. Aged Stage Coach Met Southern Editors Llnville, N. C. —(UP)— When North •arolina editors gathered here for their 60th convention, officers were met by the moun tain stage coach used 50 years ago. The coach, resembling those memorialized by the Western movies, was drawn by six horses. The officers were escorted by a mounted deputy sheriff, garbed in the costume of a half century* ago, with a pistol hanging prominently at his belt. HANDY FOR COPS Pueblo, Colo. —(UP)— If nothing else, Grover Cox, 20, is accommo dating. Assertedly driving at an excessive rate of speed, he smacked into a poliv>* squad ear that was just outside the police station, and the officers only had to walk out of the station and take him to jail, where *'e was charged with driving wither"* a li cense and a violation of the traf fic code. never will be successful in running its affairs until the Kaiser once more is placed in power, count Felix von Luckner, noted sea raider believes. Here for a personal visit with Henry Ford, the Count said the trouble with the German people is that they do not know how ta vote. The biggest impediment to the Kaiser’s return is the Kaiser him self, von Luckner claimed. "He feels reluctant to again take up the reigns of government.” NEW YORK HISTORY FROM EARLY DAYS Museum Groups Vividly Recall the Past. Among the tattered letters, odd maps and prints, time-darkened por traits and otner fragmentary mem orabilia which line the walls of the new Museum of tlie City of New York there runs the series of model groups iu which Dwight Franklin and Ned J. Burns have recaptured the long past of the greatest city of the world. They are delicate lit tle panoramas, beautifully con structed and finely modeled ami breathing a sudden life and vitality Into the dead relies about them ns they repeat the veritable scenes amid which those old letters passed or those quaint dresses were worn. I’eter Stuyvesnut’s sword looks sim ply like something In a museum un til near it one sees the governor himself, fully as vivid as life (If only about one tenth as large), Storming over Colonel Cartwright’s demand for surrender while the Seventeenth century sunshine lies placidly upon the ramparts of iNleuw Amsterdam fort outside the door. Well, the fort has lain burled for many years somewhere beneath the foundations of lower Broadway; Teter Stuyvesant Is ns dead ns a doornail, and so Is the pleasant, bucolic life of the little outpost of Dutch empire which once occupied what was once the tip of Munhnttan. In the model those times are as alive as last night's supper club. So are the pleasant blue waters and wood ed slopes of the East river (so much plensnnter than today) as they are aeon through the windows of the Heckman mansion, while General llowe, interrupted with wineglass In hand and a mot upon his lips, tosses the irritated glance of authority over his shoulder to see what the guards hnve brought In. It's an in fernal young rebel suspected of es pionage—name of Nathan Hale. One almost hears the voices—and I one suddenly understands a lot] about the American Ilevolution. | Alice, too. nre the waterfront j crowds under the long jlbbooms on ! South street, or the Indians, three | centuries earlier, In their encamp- | ment at Inwood These models are | an essential and fnscinnting part of the new exiiibit, something which distinguishes it from those of other museums. They give an incom parably better idea of the times they portray thnn do, for example, the models of old London In the great London museum; and they suggest how wonderful will he the record which this museum will con tain when time 1ms enriched Us col lections and broadened their scope to cover the countless fields of New York’s life and activities down to the present time. As yet, of course, there arc many Incunne. The con temporary scone Is hardly touched. Some types of exhibit may prove difficult to acquire; New York’s growth, for example, hns been so swift and so destructive as to leave few of the old shop fronts, old signs and utensils, pieces of furni ture and paneling which nre Impor tant items In the London collection. But the beginning Is such a tine one, offering so many possibilities, that money and support for expansion must sorely be forthcoming. One hopes that good slices of It will be spent on further work from Mr. Franklin and Mr. Burns.—New York Herald Tribune. The Modern Apple Is the apple keeping step with the whimsies of Dame Fashion or has a North side grocer found a new alibi? A housewife, seeking the good, old-fashioned Malden Blush npple, questioned the pale, greenish hue of the skin, and looked vainly for a wee little blush—but nothing daunt ed, the grocer smilingly replied; "You know, madam, the modern maiden does not blush." _ Learn to shrink yourself to the ' size of the company you are in. What brave man runs to meet a chance of sorrow? MercolizedWax Keeps Skin Young Oet an ounce and i»c an directed. Fin* particles of agsd akin peel off until all defects tuch an pimplos, liver •pot*. tan and freckle* disappear. 8kln In then soft and velvety. Your face looks years younger. 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