RESTFUL SLEEP
for FRETFUL,
FEVERISH CHILD
— With Castoria's regulation
When your child losses and cries
out in his sleep, it useans he is not
comfortable. Very often the trouble
Is that poisonous waste matter is not
being carried o# as it should be.
Bowels need help—inild, gentle help
—but effective. Just the kind Cas
toria gives. Castoria is a pure vege
table preparation made specially for
children’s ailments. It contains no
harsh, harmful drugs, np narcotics.
Don’t let youi child’s rest—and your
own—be interrupted. A prompt dose
of Castoria will urge stubborn little
bowels to act. Then relaxed comfort
end restful sleep! Genuine Castoria
always has the name:
CASTORIA
Sweeping Indictment
It is not true that the young peo
ple today are thinking for them
selves. Young people don’t think;
they haven’t had experience enough
to think. In the past, young people
permitted their parents to think for
them in vital matters. Today manj
young people neither think for them
selves nor allow anybody else to
think for them.—Southern Agricul
turist.
POISON
in Your bowels!
Poisons absorbed into the system
from souring waste in the bowels,
cause that dull, headachy, sluggish,
bilious condition; coat the tongue;
foul the breath; sap energy, strength
and nerve-force. A little of Dr.
Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin will clear
up trouble like that, gently, harm
lessly, in a hurry. The difference it
v. ill make in your feelings over night
will prove its merit to you.
Dr. Caldwell studied constipation
for over forty-seven years. This long
experience enabled him to make his
prescription just what men, woine\,
old people and children need to make
their bowels help themselves, its
natural, mild, thorough action and
its pleasant taste commend it to
everyone. That’s why “Dr. Caldwell’s
Syrup Pepsin,” as it is called, is the
most popular laxative drugstores sell,
Dr. W. B. Caldwell's
SYRUP PEPSIM
A Doctors Family Laxative
Where Indians Thrive
Pure-blooded Indians constitute
more than a third of the entire pop
ulation of Mexico today.—Collier'?
Weekly.
Some people you meet act as
though they imagine you were re
sponsible for the weather.
How One Man
Lost 22 Pounds
Mr. ITerman Runkis of Detroit,
writes: “A few lines of thanks from
a rheumatism sufferer—My tirst bot
tle of Kruschen Salts took all of the
aches and swellings out of my Joints
—with my first bottle I went on a
diet and lost 22 pounds und now feel
like u new man.”
To lose fat safely and quickly
take one half teaspoonful of Kruschen
Halts In a glass of hst water
before breakfast every morning—on
85 cent bottle lasts 4 weeks—Met It
at any drug store In America.
If not Joyfully satisfied after the
tint bottle—money back.
Sioux City Ptfl. Co., No. 47..193I
Out Our Way By Willianu
\ SUPPOSE Thais \ teh? wEll,too'RE \ People pe That
Fonnt # Goin' around] Just as Bad wan.tho- ^hen
KiCKin' PEOPLE. (too need a lesson / S.AN .OF
^ ^ rRAf^\ imT^n'^ice. WhiESS C**m€R;
1 HOPE CPftCHS \ ^ HE cRACKsW*^ H'T
That Guts crock I AMOTiAtR cons craniuh] some boon
ASin TH' MACHINE. / ^p^Rn, a LESSON ?/ SOnaE oan an
it'll learn him A ) vnhn NOT HOPE he Va^lf sfon^-1M
lesson An' make / Busts HIS Own FOOT I
l MINI THINK Twice l An LEARNS A LESSONyHALF TH wORLO
Vt AGAIN. Itrnin -r KEEP
--- x o.From Be»n
^ ur&sl lessons.
Th\E RECKLESS drwer. _
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Three Legged Jailbird
Just Saved from Stew
Danville, IU.—(UP)—“Jiggs,” a
three-legged roaster is living a lux
urious life in a restaurant here after
being Incarcerated In the Vermilion
county Jail with his master, Edward
Williams, who is still serving a sen
tence.
“Jiggs” shared his master’s fate
when Williams was sentenced to
serve six months on a charge of
violating the federal auto theft
law and became the pet of the
county Jail inmates. The rooster
even had a special waiter, who
was Carl Shelton, former mem
ber of the southern Illinois Shel
ton gang, until his crowing kept
Jail inmates awake all one night.
For a while it appeared that at
least three prisoners would have
a rooster leg for Sunday dinner,
but Williams came to “Jigg’s” aid
and obtained his release from Jail.
"Jigg” was then adopted by a
restaurant employe who promised
to feed him until Williams is re
leased.
RADIO ADVERTISING.
Perhaps I’m wrong, I do not know,
But my decison’s made;
Who runs his ads by radio,
Will lose my bit of trade.
I know the claim, that programs
come
Through products advertised;
That but for that they’d be more
dumb,
E’en government devised.
Howe’er that be, I always feel
Whenever I’m enraged,
That my resistence is of steel
And cannot be assuaged.
And when announcers start to state
Where I should buy my kraut,
I get so mad I scarce can wait
To tune that station out.
But may be merchants figure that
To hook a sucker right,
They’ve got to get him with a gat—
Or mad enough to bite.
—Sam Page.
What Is It?
By Congressman Edgar Howard in
Columbus, Neb., Telegram.
Every day I receive written or
verbal requests for infonnation as
to this new $1,000,000,000 credit
scheme which the big New York
bankers talked President Hoover in
to launching.
The scheme originated with the
big bankers in New York. The evi
dence upon which I make this state
ment is good in my eyes. It was giv
en to me by one of the most reliable
among the prominent newspaper
corespondents in Washington—one
who for 10 years has held a place
near to the top of Washington news
paper writers, both in ability and re
liability. This keen newspaper writer
tells me that the socatfed “Hoover
Credit” scheme was originated by
Andrew Mellon. The scheme was
i “suggested” to President Hoover by
Ogden Mills, one of Mussolini Mel
lon’s best bird dogs, and also a mil
lionaire many times. Hoover quick
ly swallowed the Mellon hook and
announced to the world his pan
acea for the country’s financial ills.
That's the story, and the true
story, of how come this “Hoover
Credit” scheme.
Just why so many should be ask
ing me to explain the bowels of this
new credit scheme I cannot under
stand. How may a cornfield con
gressman be expected to understand
such a gigantic scheme on part of
Mussolini Mellon and his big bank
ing black shirts?
In the literature of the law again
»nd again appears the clear infer
ence that greed is responsible for
more crimes than all other human
states of mentality.
Greed was responsible for the
launching of this new Hoover cred
It scheme—the greed of the big
blackshirt bankers in New York.
They have millions—vast millions,
of “frozen assets.” Under this new
Hoover credit scheme the big bank
ers will originally furnish the mon
ey to build up a $1,000,000,000 Dela
ware corporation which will lift
those “frozen” assets out of the big
New York baiiks. The Delaware cor
poration will issue bonds, based up
on the security of the “frozen assets”
in the big banks. The banks will get
good money for “frozen" assets. The
Delaware corporation and the big
bankers will put the bonds on the
market and sell them to the Ameri
can bond-buying suckers, and al
ways the crop is abundant in the
American waters. Finally, when all
the “frozen” assets in the big banks
shall have been canverted into kind
ly cash through operations of the
Hoover credit scheme, and all of the
bonds of the Delaware- corporation
shall have been unloaded onto the
bond-buying suckers, then will come
to pass a “bond depression" akin to
the criminal depression of the price
of liberty bonds following the World
war. And the shame of the scheme
appears in the fact that already the
signs indicate that it will be the
policy of the operators of the Hoov
er credit scheme to “encourage” the
smaller banks throughout the coun
try to invest good money in the
bonds of the Delaware corpora
tion. ,
The net result of the new Hoov
er credit scheme will be to give the
big black shirt bankers actual cash
for their “frozen” assets, and at the
same time sell to the little banks
over the country tho;e Delaware
corporation bonds, which ultimate
ly will be ‘ frozen” to the bottom of
the lake.
This explanation of the new Hoov
er credit scheme may not be writ
ten in lawyers' language nor in
black shirt banking phraseology,
but still I am ready to let it stand
as mv own best estimate of a
monstrous fraud about to be hand
ed to the American people In the
false garb of a boon and a bless«
ing.
-4 4 .....
Baby Movie Star Halts
Picture for Daily Nap
New York—(UP;—Babies haven't
changed much in the last few cen
turies. They still must have their
traditional afternoon naps and lit
tle Richard Spiro, 9 months old and
a full fledged screen player, Is no
exception.
Richard, who makes his cinema
debut with Claudette Colbert and
Gary Cooper, hasn’t the least re
gard for the huge expenditure of
money required to produce a talk
ing picture.
While engaged in portraying one
of the most prominent parts in the
picture, “Dicky” knocked off for an
hour every afternoon for his daily
siesta.
The Waterway Shows its Worth.
From the Chicago Tribune.
Thirteen thousand tons of freight
have moved through the Peoria
river teminal since it was opened
in June. As freight movements are
counted, this is not a great deal.
It could be handled niceTy in eight
or ten trains.
Still it is a promising index to
what may be expected of the Illin
ois waterway when It is completed
to Chicago. The service is still so
new that it Is unfamiliar to most
shippers. Arrivals and departures
are relatively infrequent and the
difficulties of organization which
confront any new project are s»*n
present. With these considerations
in mind, the prospects of the water
way, on tiie basis of Peoria's show
ing. must be regarded as excellent.
When it is completed to Chicago,
the concentration point for the
nation's freight, the waterway will
not lack for cargoes.
The report of waterbway business
at Peoria should s “rve as an in
centive to a speed completion of
the work. The r w and cheaper
meant of transport will open new
markets to manufacturers and
farmer* throughto1 t the central i
*t*te*. Barges towboat*, docks,
warehouse*, and n> v factories will
have to be built Kiiuoad connec- |
tions will be required at many
points. All of this, construction will
mean employment for thousands of
men and additional profit for others
These more or less Indirect bene
fits of the waterway would be wel
come at any time, but at present,
when the nation Is suffering from
unemployment and stagnation In
its basis industries, the significance
of the waterway as a business
stimulator is greater than ever.
• •
No Wonder.
From Das Kleine Wiublatt. Leipzig.
"Your wife is patience and sweet
ness itself."
"Yes, stie spent 10 years as a mil
liner to get that way."
Congregation Organized 60 Years Ago
STORM LAKE BA PTIST CHURCH
Storm Lake, la.— (Special) —The
First Baptist church was the third
protestant church to be organized
in Storm Lake. The congregation
was organized in March, 1871. Rev.
Nathan Parks who at that time wis
living with his son a Dr. Parks who
was practising medicine in Storm
Lake at that time was the real or
iginator of the church. The first
services were held by Rev. Mr. Parks
in the town’hall and also in a rural
school house near the city.
In 1872 the congregation built its
first church on the lot that had
been donated by the Illinois Central
railway which had just then en
tered Storm Lake.
In 1880 the first Sunday school
was formed under the leadership
of Dr. D. D. Proper, a state official
of the denomination. The congrega
tion was taken into the Western
Iowa Baptist association in the
first year of its life in 1872.
Since 1909 Rev. J. W. Place, Rev.
J. W. Stone, Rev. John Erb, Rev.
O. R. Farel, Rev. J. A. Hurley and
the present pastor, Rev. W. J. Rob
inson have been in charge. Rev.
Farel died while in the ministery
here.
Rev. Robinson, present pastor has
already much credit due him,
through having been here only a
year.
In October, 1923 the corner stone
REV. VV. J. ROBINSON
for a new church was laid and In
1924 in May the new edifice was
dedicated. The new structure cost
$28,000. The congregation also owns
the parsonage which adjoins the
church.
T!ii;TM Return War Medals
"You fought for those, so you have
earned them. Sorry about the money,
but that is our living." Thus read
the note accompanying the war med
als of D. IT. Williams, the Welsh
lawn tennis player, when thieves re
turned them after a raid of his quar
ters. The robbers kept some sport
ing trophies which they had taken.
Many Fish Egg*
In order to ascertain definitely the
number of fish eggs to bo expected
from a given number of fish held for
RtldrcttlizetSW&x
Keeps Skin Young
Got on ounce aiul use ao directed. Fine part Udeo of
•kin pool off until all defect* ouch no pimple*. live?
•pots, tan and freckle* disappear. Skin i* then soft
and velvety. Your face looks year* younger. Moroolioed
W ax bring* curt the hidden beauty of your skin.
remove wrinklti use one ounce J*owderod .wnxolit*
dleoolveU in one-half pint witch hasel. At drug store*.
propagation, the Montana state lisb
and game department experts made
an nctual count, finding 984,312 egg*
in 539 female native cut-throat trout,
or an average of 1,830 eggs per trout.
The famed Montana gra.vllght yield
ed an average of 12,083 eggs.
Your children's
FUTURE
depends on the sound, sturdy foundation you help them
build. Give them Scott's Emulsion of Coil Liver Oil. Dociors
say its Vitamin A potency aids in building resistance to child
diseases, and promotes correct growth. Its Vitamin D, along
with calcium and phosphorous salts, helps develop strong
bones and teeth. Good for adults too . . . and it s really
easy to take. Scott A Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. Sales Rep
resentatives, Harold F. Ritchie A Co., Inc., New York.
LniTlN TO Scott’t EmuUion’a "Romance• of the Sea” every Sunday and
Tueeduy at i:Si) p. m. aver the Columbia ilaaie Ketu-ort
/
Russian Leaders Never
Confident of Success
“Wliat makes you think that the
Bolshevik! will he unable to retain
their power longer than six months?"
I asked Lenin as 1 sat In his office one
day during the Brest-Lltovsk negotia
tions of 1917.
Just six weeks after the Bol
shevist revolution he had delivered a
speech In which lie said: “Six
months from now, when we all shall
be hanged . . ." and to this I had
taken exception.
As an eyewitness of the birth of
the present regime In Russia, It has
been elenr to me from this and other
incidents that its leaders came Into
power by accident and are still con
trolling the fate of 150,000,000 people
by sheer lnck of opposition.
During my Interviews with Lenin
In my capacity of American news
paper man, I observed that he could
not see a single reason why the
world should not adopt the gospel of
revolution. He was a dreamer who
built himself a world of his own.
Stalin also, was uncertain of him
self at that time. For hours I
heard him discuss means of provid
ing newspapers in the early days of
the cause. The Idea of confiscating
the established press never entered
his mind then, thoujh only a month
Inter the bourgeois prers was fnr'-'d
to discontinue puhilcullon und Its
plants were socialized.
The man who now devises five year
plans, who knows exactly where the
world will he In the next few years,
and who envisions the complete suc
cess of his experiments, could not see
a month ahead In the early days of
his power.—K. J. Ledoe In Current
History.
Zoo Gelt Rare Bird
The London *»» now lias one of
tlio world’s rarest birds—a liontziu,
which seems to have changed little
In Its physical character since pre
historic times. The Idrd has two
sharp clnws on Its wings. When
danger threatens It dives from Its
nest Into the river and uses the claws
to climb back.
When fully grown It resembles a
smnll pheasant, with n long tall, and
the nestling looks distinctly reptilian.
Its home is South America.—Asso
dated Press.
Every one who knows a mnn who
becomes great insists that lie bellied
him to do it.
qoing, anyway"
V
T
I HE modern Miss needs no
*'time out” for the time of month.
If you’ve ever taken Baver Aspirin
for a headache, you know how
soon the pain subsides. It is just as
effective in the relief of those pains
peculiar to women I
Don’t dedicate certain days of
every month to suffering. It’s old
fashioned. It’s unnecessary. Aspirin
will always enable you to carry on
in comfort. Take enough to assure
your complete comfort. If it is
genuine aspirin it cannot possibly
hurt you. Bayer Aspirin docs not
depress the heart. It docs not up
set the stomach. It docs nothing
but stop the pain.
Headaches come at inconvenient
times. So do colds. But a little
Bayer Aspirin w ill always save the*
day. A throat so sore you can hard
ly swallow is made comfortable
with one good gargle made from
these tablets Neuralgia. Neuritis.
Rheumatism. Pains that once kept
people home are forgotten half aa
hour after taking a few of these
remarkable tablets. So arc the little
nagging aches that bring fatigue and
“nerves” by day, or a sleepless night.
Genuine Bayer Aspirin tablets cost
so very little after all, that it doesn’t
pay to experiment with mutational
Rooster in “Pants”
Jeremiah, pet rooster belonging to
Airs. J. K. Winkley, of Seattle, Wash.,
was hit in Ihe neck by an arrow shot
by a youngster. He se< nini to be
dead, so Ida owner began to dry pick
him. Siie hud removed all his tail
feathers when he came back to life
with a squawk mid staggered Into
the yard. His neck healed and Mrs.
Winkley felt there was only ono
thing to do for poor, nude Jeremiah.
She made him a pair of pants.
A woman's anger like a glass of
soda water, soon lizzies out.
I Tlrt'd, Nervous ami Deprossotl ? I
Health Suffers ff hen Kidneys
Do Not Act Might i
HEED promptly a nagging 1
backache, vVth bladder ir
regularities ami a tired, nervous,
depressed feeling. They may warn
of certain disordered kidney or
bladder conditions,
liners everywhere rely on /loan’s
Fill*. The sale of millions of boies
annually attests to IKmui'm popu
larity. Your dealer ha*/loan’s.
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