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SEPARATORS
CAUSE LOSS
Farmer* Lose Butterfat
Through Faulty
Machines
Ames. Ia. — ” — Faulty sep
arators account lor the loss of thou
sands of dollars a year by Iowa dairy
farmers in the opinion of Floyd Ar
nold, extension service specialist at
Iowa State college.
The loss of Iowa dairymen last
year amounted to approximately
$216,000, Arnold estimates. The es
timate was based on the records of
cow testing associations that their
members lost butterfat worth $6,503
in the skim milk. It was computed
that the association members rep
resented three per cent of the state
dairymen.
About 12 per cent of all separators
lose butterfat in the skim milk the
first year they are operated, Arnold
said he found in a study of ma
chines in cow testing associations.
The loss averaged .06 per cent.
Allowing for .02 per cent loss as
unavoidable Arnold figured that the
separators studied in this class were
losing four pounds of fat in each
10,000 pounds of skim milk.
Of separators five years old, 35
per cent were found to lose an aver
age of .06 per cent or six pounds
for each 10,000 pounds of skim milk.
Of separators 15 years old, it was
determined, one half lose nine
pounds in each 10,000 pounds of
skim milk.
Arnold is advising dairymen that
the losses could be reduced by pro
viding new disks at a slight cost,
by proper care and adjustment of
the sepparator or by keeping the
milk at the proper temperature be
fore and while it is being skimmed.
Day Laborer Claiming
Huge French Fortune
Nancy, France — (UP)—Adolphe
-Bujardln, a day laborer, of Rou
balx, has made claim to a fortune,
•which he charges was wrongfully
appropriated by Napoleon Bona
parte to supply his troops.
The heritage, in 1676, was esti
mated at 50,000,000 francs about
$2,000,000, which would be doubled
many times now.
According to the history of the
fortune, a poor cobbler of Chateau
Thierry, named Jean Thierry,
moved to Vienna where he made
a tremendous fortune. It was de
posited in the bank of Venice, fol
lowing his death, as no descendants
were known. Late in the 18th cen
tury Napoleon seized the funds for
his troops.
Dujardin now advances his claim
that he is descended from the cob
bler. It is stated that 200,000 francs
has been offered for his claim.
Chooses Church Going
To Long Term in Jail
Bluffton, Ind.—(UP)—Joe Peeper,
convicted recently on charges of
violating prohibition laws, was of
fered a choice of either being sent
to the penal farm for six months or
attending church on Sundays for
a like period. He told Judge A. W.
Hamilton, of the Wells circuit court,
who sentenced him that he would
prefer the church.
RADIO STATIC HIS ALARM
East Hartford, Conn.—(UP;—Be
cause of radio static, Police Chief
William J. McKee never misses the
OLD TRAIL TO BE MARKED
Walla Walla, Wash.—(UP)—A
spot near the point where the Old
Oregon Trail crosses the present
highway below the Vhiteman mis
sion site will be marked by a slab
of granite. It will mark the trail
through the Walla Walla valley of
the wagon trains of 1843-1845.
Thirty spots in this district eventu
ally will be marked.
A War Peril Seen.
George Seides, in Harper’s Magazine.
Today in all the countries of dic
tatorship and terrorism it is the
givernmer.t which occupies itself
(with^a program of sniritual and
WANT AN ISLAND?
HERE’S A CHANCE
London—If you’re tired of
city life, why not get yourself
an island kingdom for noth
ing and set up a domain of
your own?
England has three Islands
now which It wishes to let.
One is a secluded spot just
vacated by Compton Macken
zie. the famous novelist. It is
the island of Jethou, a little
place of ED acres. The island
belongs to the crown and the
owner can exercise all sorts of
feudal rights.
The other Islands on the
market are Bardsley, off the
west coast, and St. Kilda,
which although occupied for
the last 1,000 years, has re
cently been abandoned.
morning trolley car. While he is
eating his breakfast he turns on the
radio. The car crossing a switch
up the line causes static in the
loudspeaker and he knows he has
Just three minutes to reach the cor
ner.
CAN’T FOOL A HORSEFLY.
“Why is a fly? Why is a gnat?
What use can hornets be?
And why, whenever one’s about,
Must it come searching me?”
So spoke a man the other day,
And petulant was he,
The while l wondered, why not add
The chigre and the flea.
Then said another, standing by,
“Why must you have them
grouped?
Of many pests I’m ignorant,—
But horseflies can’t be duped?"
—Sam Page.
GANGSTERS DEPORTED.
They’re going to seine our lake to
day
And drag the soft fish out,—
The gars and shad, and, also, carp,
That put the bass to rout.
For they are in the gangster class;
They grace no pan nor pot,
And so the dictum has gone forth.
To put them on the spot.
And when the great seine drops be
low
And sweeps them up Inside,
These, like to other pests, will be
Just taken for a ride.
—Sam Page.
ROOF RAILROAD SHORTEST
Cleveland — (UP) — What is be
lieved to be the slwrtest standard
gauge rail road in the country was
used to haul steel girders to the
top of the May company depart
ment store here for a two-story
expansion. The tracks were laid on
the roof to carry steel from one
street to another and engineers be
lieve that it is a new idea.
APRICOT OUTLOOK GOOD
Easton, Cal.—(UP)—Prospects for
a good crop of apricots are better
this year than at the same time of
season in several years past. The
trees bloomed well and farmers say
pollination was better than usual.
Fruit now is reported firmly set
and in some orchards of appre
ciable size.
BANKER CONVICTED
Fairfield, la.—(AP>—J. A. Brown,
Keosaqua bank cashier, Thursday
was found guilty of accepting de
posits in the Manning private bank
at Keosaqua when he knew that
it was insolvent. The jury reported
Thursday morning after more than
40 hours of deliberation.
BONUS FOR BABIE3
St. Paul, Minn — (AP) —A $100
state bonus would be paid parents
physical preparation of the young
for military adventure.
It is precisely in the youth move
ment that I see the worst perils for
Europe. Mussolinis and Stalins and
Hitlers are preaching a children's
crusade and arming them mentally
and physically. Again the older men
are leading the young into war.
From the cradle to the firing line.
The youth movement, it seems to
me, is now so far corrupted that lit
tle can be done with it. Even if
we suppose that the communist or
the fascist regime will give way to
liberal government, it will take a
oeneration to undo the evil. Mean
for every child born in lawful wed
lock under a bill introduced in the
Minnesota state senate Thursday
by Senator A. L. Lennon, Minne
apolis. He said the bill was de
signed to discourage the practice oI
birth control and sterilization.
PEIPlNG PLANS
WORLD S FAIR
Peiping—(UP) — Detailed plans
now are being made here for hold
ing a world's fair in this ancient
city.
Wu Ta-nieh, former director of
the native products’ exhibition in
Peiping, has established offices
here for this purpose and has an
nounced that $1,000,000 silver is to
be appropriated by the government
for preliminary expenses.
Wu states that the International
industrial exhibition, as it is to
be called, will be held from March
through July, 1932, but Dr. H. H.
King, head of the Ministry of In
dustry in Nanking, urges that it be
postponed until 1933 so that there
will be ample time for preparation.
According to the present plans,
the palace museum, the Temple of
Heaven, and the summer palace
grounds will be utilized for the ex
hibitions. The fair is part of the
10-year plan for the cultural de
velopment of Peiping in order to
restore the prosperity of this city
which has suffered continued de
pression since the national capital
was moved to Nanking.
SPEEDY TROLLEYS
Baltimore—Trolley cars which will
be able to accelerate as fast as au
tomobiles will be tried out here
shortly. These cars, made by Gen
eral Electric, will be able to increase
their speed at a rate of three miles
per second, and will have a free op
erating speed of 38 miles an hour.
Through this acceleration they
will be able to prevent autos from
cutting in front of them when a
start is made.
RIVER CUTTING DIVIDE
Moscow, Ida. — (UP) — Idaho
geologists are viewing with an ap
prehensive eye the turbulent Little
Salmon river which is slowly yet
surely cutting through the divide
that separates it from the Weiser
river. If and when this eventually
occurs the Little Salmon will steal
the entire drainage system of the
Weiser.
SLEPT WITH DOG
Chicago—Claude Erickson could
put up with sleeping with his wife’s
dog, when she brought the animal
to bed with her, but kissing his
mother-in-law was too much, he
told the court in a suit for divorce.
The latter caused him great men
tal anguish and brought upon him
a nervous breakdown, he stated.
GOLF ADDED TO CURRICULUM
Amherst, Mass.—(UP>—Golf has a
place in the curriculum of Massa
chusetts Agricultural college. The
school offers a course for green
keepers.
WEEDS EXPENSIVE LUXURY
Amherst, Mass.—(UP)—Weeds
cost the farmer an average of $2 an
acre for every acre of tillable land,
according to a survey by Massa
chusetts Agricultural college.
Fruit juices, milk products and
beverage extracts are being made
In powdered form with an atom
izer by a Danish concern.
attract men, let her go out and hunt,
the really “great war” for which
youth is being prepared. The best
that can be done in this vicious sit
uation is merbly to prevent these
millions from having the chance to
exercise on vast battlefields their
military eagerness, their well trained
hatreds, their super-patriotism.
In the Right Office.
The old stenographer, who was •
leaving, was posting the new one
on the characteristics of the boss.
“You'll find Mr. Brown a man of
few words,” she said.
“Gee! I’m in luck!” thought the
green stenographer. “I don't know
very many.” ,
Ouch!
another
mosquito!
Kill him
quick!
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Sioux City Ptg. Co., No. 24-1931.
General’s Good Reason
for Leading His Men
The retirement of General MacAr
thur brought' the famous World war
commander once more Into the spot
light. Floyd Gibbons recounts this
characteristic anecdote concerning
him.
“With Frazier Hunt and the late
Lincoln Eyre. 1 had gone to visit
MacArthur, then u brigadier general,
but he was out. We waited awhile
and presently he came in. not in
showy uniform but In a black sweat
er. He had personally led Ids troops
over the top against a line of ma
chine guns. The sweater was creased
with bullets.
“Say, General,” remonstrated Eyre,
“we can’t afford to risk a good brig
adier general out there doing the
work of a second lieutenant. You’re
much too Important.” To which
MacArthur replied.
“ ‘There are times in this war
when the life of a brigadier general
Is not Important. I want my men to
know’ that I will never ask them to
do anything I am not willing and
glad to do myself.’ ”
Fortunate Fellow
‘‘I w’nnt a diamond ring for my
girl, but my credit Isn’t good.
“Gee, you're lucky.”
Achievement Is Easiest
in Field of Education
Among nil the cnlllngs nml profes
sions available to young men, teach
ing offers the shortest nml easiest
road to n place at the top of the lad
der, according to computations made
from n study of “Who’s Who’’ by
Freling Foster.
“My purpose was to And an Index
to the opportunities for real achieve
ment existing in different kinds of
work,” lie explains In Collier's Week
ly. “Therefore I tabulated the vary
ing number of years that elapse be
tween graduation and inclusion in
Who’s Who, for the various recog
nized occupational classes."
His llnnl figures show that educa
tors require an average of eighteen
years to he recognized. The similar
period for scientists is twenty years,
writers twenty-two years, editors
twenty-four years, physicians and
surgeons twenty-five years, artists
twenty-six years, lawyers thirty
years, aud business men thirty-one
years.
Utei Wanted for Mercury
Tliere Is a good, big reward for
anyone who will think tip some r.ow
uses for mercury. During the World
wnr the production of mercury was
speeded up to the limit and at that
there was not enough to answer the
demands. Since thnt time mercury
has been manufactured and has ac
cumulated until there Is a surfeit
and some new uses must be found
for It. It Is stated thnt the surplus
amounts to 3,000 tlnsks a year, and
as eaeh flask contains about 73
pounds, this menus n total of about
100 tons. A very attractive prize,
amounting to $L'0,000. has been of
fered by the French bureau de rep
aration for suggestions for new uses
for mercury, but the ideas submit
ted must be new.
Ear-Shaped Violin Shown
Resembling a human ear, a violin
Invented by n German musician was
shown In Germany recently. It Is
said to produce sounds of great
sweetness a~d purity. As the sound
ing Burfnces are vertical to the bow
Old Too Soon
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SYRUP
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V tnalatapon DAISY SLY
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HAROLD SOM IRS, BROOKLYN, N. V.
| it was not necessary to curve them
to make room for It. This apparently
lias increased the resonance of the
instrument
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Blue Blood
Lost—A new fountain pen by a
young man full of ink.—Unidentified
Clipping.
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