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by Floyd Gibbons
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WITH
COLDS^
Sluggish intestinal systems lower rfe
slutance to colds. Cleanse them with
Feen-a-mlnt, the modern chewing gum
laxative. Gentle, safe, non-hablt
forming. More effective because you
chew it
Teenamlnt
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FOR CONSTIPATION^
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Summing It Up
Always (here is a black spot In our
sunshine; it is the shadow of our
selves.
Avoid Burns from
Mustard Plasters
When you have Rheumatic or Muscu
lar Pains in the back, chest or limbs or
if you have a cold coming on, try this
simple treatment. It is more convenient,
safer, cleaner and more effective than
mustard plaster.
Get a bottle of Hoff’s Liniment and ap
ply it with brisk rubbing. Then saturate
a cloth with Hoff’s and apply to the pain
ful area and in a few minutes you will
feel the warming and stimulating effect
of this powerful liniment. *
Hoff's is different from ordinary lini
ments that are applied with rubbing
alone. It brings a quick flow of blood to
the affected area, reducing congestion
and relieving pain. Get an eight ounce
bottle of your druggist today for 60 cents.
If you do not get relief in 30 minutes he
is authorized to refund your money.
Goodrich - Gamble Company, St. Paul,
Minnesota.
Briefly Told
The art ■<: life is living not next
week, next mouth, or ‘-’0 years hence
—but today.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stom
ach and intestinal
ill. This good old
fashioned herb
home remedy for
o n s t i p a tion,
RSstomach ills and
f o t li e r derange
' rnents of the sys
tom so prevalent tnese clays is in
even greater favor as a family med
icine than in your grandmother’s
day.
IF Si FFFIUNC; WITH I’M t.S any kind.
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WHITNBY. 015 28th St.. Des Moines. Iowa
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iie who discusses is in the right,
he who disputes is in the wrong.
De liulhieres.
The jests of ll.o rich me ever suc
cessful.—< lohlsmil h.
Run-Down, Weak,
Nervous?
To have plenty of firm flesh and the
ability to do a big day’s work and feel
"like a t.vo-ycar-old” at night, you
must relish your food and properly di
gc t it. If you can’t eat, can’t sleep,
can’t wor':, just give Tanlac the
chance to do for you what it has done
for million:.
Mrs. Fred Y’estin, of 337 E. 57th
?t. North, Portland, Ore., says: "Tan
lac cured try stomach trouble com
pletely aft^r three years suffering. It
built rue up to perfect health, with a
gain of 27 lbs.”
Tan'ae is wonderful for indigestion
- gas pains, nausea, dizziness and
headaches. It brings back lost appe
tite, helps you digest food, and gain
strength and weight. No mineral
drugs; only roots, barks end herbs,
nature’s own medicines. Less than 2
rents a dose. Get a bottle from your
druggist. Your money back if it
doesn’t help.
Sioux C.ly Ptg. Co., No.10- ’C31.
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Signs Loans
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A. ZAPPONE
Farmers impoverished by the
drought last summer are receiv
ing loans from the government
from the recent $45,000,000 appro
priation passed by Congress. This
picture shows A. Zappone, chief of
the division of accounts and dis
bursements of the U. S department
of agriculture, signing the first
check for drought relief.
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JUST WHITIN’.
I’ve written for not quite two years
A daily bit of verse;
And some was good, and some was
bad,
And some was even worse.
I wish I might a standard find,
A standard I could keep;
But thoughts, I note, are not as like
As are a lot of sheep.
For moods I have and tenses, too—
The latter mostly past—
Expressing some of which would
make
"Dear readers” stand aghast.
And writers have the blues, you
know,
Days when they’re in a funk:
And what they’d write on such a
day,
An editor would junk.
On other days It seems to them
The word is aU a-wry;
But if they wrote what then they
felt,
The world would pass them by.
I winder how a song bird can
Hit e’er his cheery note;
Put beauty in his singing, too;
He couldn’t if he wrote.
Of am I wrong, about the birds
Such folly to indite?
Perhaps a wren might steal my job,
If it could learn to write,
And if it could, and if it did.
Now wouldn’t that be bliss?
For then you’d never have to read
A lotta stuff like this.
—Sam Page.
Partiality in Snooping.
From Kearney, (Neb.,) Hub.
Why in the name of Heck’s pup
does Atorney General Sorensen keep
pickin’ on Omaha when there is
need for law enforcement all over
Nebraska?
It is recalled that the attorney
general did butt in at North Platte
once upon a time and that he went
out “on his ear,” threatening ven
geance but ever afterward keeping
the town at a safe distance.
The attorney general apparently
has his own peculiar concept of
Women Have Varying Tastes.
From Kansas City Star.
What do women like to read? Are
their interests fundamentally dif
ferent from those of men? These
questions are suggested by the ex
perience of Lord Northcliffe in es
tablishing a newspaper in London
for women, as told by Hamilton
Fyfe in his newly published life of
the great British publisher.
With his restless energy Lord
Northcliffe, already the publisher
of numerous successful newspapers
and magazines, decided there was
one large field untouched by the
newspapers—the field of women’s
interests. He believed there vu ■
Co-Ops Win Added Converts in
Reducing Corn, Wheat Acreage
Dakota, Nebraska Wheat
Area Joins in Move to
Help Farmers
Chicago — — Converts to
the agriculturafgospels of co-opera
tion and reduced acreage have been
the most numerous this year in the
plains states of the upper Missouri
and Mississippi valleys.
In Nebraska. North and South
Dakota wheat plantings were sharp
ly cut, and in the Dakotas, Minne
sota, Iowa and Wisconsin, live
stock and dairy interests have in
creased their co-operative market
ing agencies.
Weather Governs Corn
Last summer’s drought touched
only the fringe of the corn belt,
• southern Indiana and Illinois. Corn
| prospects in these states depends,
according to A. J. Surratt, agricul
tural statistician at Springfield, 111.,
upon spring conditions.
Wet weather will mean curtailed
acreage; dry weather, no reduction.
“Farmers largely will forget the
plight of last fall if their crops
show improvement,” said Surratt.
“We usually forget our past hard
ships when times are good.”
A_ E. Anderson, Nebraska crop
statistician, said the 400,000 acres
formerly planted in wheat, and
freed by this year’s acreage reduc
tion, probably will be given over to
alfalfa and clover.
W. F Schilling and Samuel R.
McKelvie, farm board members,
spoke many times in the northwest,
always stressing advantages of co
operative marketing Their efforts
are reflected in such statements as
those of Alva H. Benton, marketing
specialist, North Dakota Agricultu
ral college, Fargo, N. D.
‘Co-operative livestock shipping
associations now number between
300 and 400, and over 40 per cent
of all livestock passing through
South St. Paul market now are
vice, et cetera, to the extent that
it has a proper place as a dramatic
setting for the stage play of a
clever politician.
It is conceivable that the attor
ney general and the state sheriff
can both be of service to the au
thorities in the cities and counties
in the state, in the prevention, de
tection and punishment of vice and
crime, through proffered assistance
and co-operation, but not by action
independent of local authorities
and raids put on to produce a stage
effect.
But why the grudge against Oma
ha?
There is no reason for the neg
lect of Lincoln, and Nebraska City,
and Norfolk, and Grand Island, and
Hastings, and even Kearney, North 1
Platte of course omitted as being
able to shinny in her own alley and
no questions asked.
If spies can be brought into Ne
braska from other states to work
under cover of the attorney gen
eral's office and spend the moneys
of the state of Nebraska, we sub
mit that it is not fair to spread
the butter quite so thick in Omaha
to the neglect of the other ambi- j
tious cities of the state.
Moreover, while the thrills are
going 'round it is manifestly unfair
that Omaha gets the lion’s share.
Who doesn’t enjoy a thrill now
and again, especially third-city
dwellers who are not up in the trick
great opportunity here which he
could meet. So he Established the
Daily Mirror. Contrary to his usual
custom, he did not feel competent
to direct its policies. So he em
ployed the ablest women newspaper
writers that he could find and put
them in complete charge, with in
structions to make a women’s pa
per.
As a result of abundant adver
tising, the Daily Mirror made a
huge splash in the British journal
istic world. Curiosity was aroused
and the first editions had an im
mense sale. But once the curiosity
was satisfied the sales fell off. In
two months the circulation was |
j handled by farmers’ co-operatives.’*
Many Crops in Dakotas
The Dakotas have such a diversi
fied agriculture that depression In
one or two crops does not material
ly depress the state. North Dakota
produces almost half of the flax
seed crop and with South Dakota
grows much of the rye and alfalfa.
In virtually all the middle west
ern states larger numbers of hogs
and sheep are being fed. Iowa has
a half million more hogs, while
South Dakota, Wisconsin, Minne
sota and Kansas have larger num
bers of sheep grazing. The number
of cattle on feed in the corn belt,
however, is the lowest since 1921.
This is attributed to the last fall’s
corn shortage.
Wisconsin largely is depending
upon co-operative marketing to
bring some relief. About 4,000 Wis
consin dairy farmers are banded
together to market milk to conden
series. Wisconsin's livestock federa
tion co-operative expects to have 50
local co-operative units before the
end of the year.
Tax Burden Criticised
Earl Smith, president of the Illi
nois farm bureau and Charles Hill,
chairman of the Wisconsin depart
ment of agriculture, believe farm
taxation is one of the major prob
lems, contending the tax burden
should be shifted from real and per
sonal property to incomes.
The financial depression has ac
celerated group farming in the
middle west, according to C. J.
Qlaassen of Omaha, president of
the Farmers’ National company,
which manages 635 Iowa and Ne
braska farms of 234,500 acres.
R. W. Gowland, president of the
Northwest Farm Managers associa
tion, comments regarding bank, in
surance and land company manage
ment:
"When once established these su
pervising agencies will be continued
to direct operations of purchasers
and to counsel those to whom loans
have been made.”
of manufacturing their own.
Just imagine how the hicktown
ers could swell up if able to boast
of a spy or two in their midst, in
visible avengers of outraged law,
mysterious importees and pass
words of the great higher power
who symbolizes the might, the
power, the secrecy and the invisi
bility of justice incarnate, function
ing in the official person of an or
dinary attorney general!
Q, What Is the area of Little
America? Does it belong to the
United States? M. G.
A. Since Little America is only
the name of a temporary camp it
cannot be said to have any area, nor
is the territory in which it was lo
cated properly United States terri
tory, since this part of the Ant
arctic continent bordering on the
Ross sea had been visited before by
various explorers from other coun
tries. The portion of the Antarctio
continent (which has a total area
equal approximately to that of the
United States and Mexico com
bined) which has been claimed by
the United States is Marie Byrd
Land, which was flown over by Ad
miral Byrd and also was partially
explored by his party on foot.
Q. How many coal mines are
there in the United States? D. C.
A. There are approximately 6,
000 active coal mines in the United
States.
down to 40,000 and the newspaper
was losing money heavily.
It was a new and bewildering ex
perience for Northcliffe. He knew
something was the matter, but he
did not know what. He got rid of
the women editors and turned for
help to a young newspaper man in
whose judgment he had confidence.
This man ventured the opinion
that women’s primary interests
were about the same as men’s;
that they wanted a regular news
paper, with the news given clearly
and interestingly. Later an unusu
al number of illustrations wa< made
part of the scheme.
Many Make Themselves
Martyrs to Bodily Ills
The intense rivalry and hostility
toward relief display themselves
most obviously in the martyr to bod
ily Ills. The very familiarity of the
phrase "enjoying 111 health" proves
how multitudinous arc these victims.
The rest of the world is largely
composed of hypochondriacs to him
who is « “hypochondriac himself.
Nothing annoys him so inueh ns to
hear some one else boast of ills dis
eases. Straightway he sets about
taking the wind out of Ids rival's
sails.
I.et his neighbor groan that lie lias
tossed the preceding night because
of sciatica, and the self pltyer will
observe: “When one tosses with it
every night, as 1 do, lie is glad to
forget it!"
There is no surer way to get In
wrong with one of these addicted be
ings than to toll him Hint lie Is look
ing well, if you expect to cheer him
you nre siTli In the AIlC’s of psy
Hndngy He N insidj^, ln^irbt.4
To he Sure, he will not show It; lie
will summon the pensive smile and
say, in a tone of injury, 'Tin glad
I look well—what there Is of me!
I’m losing a pound a week."
Pr. Hubert S. Howe lias admitted
to me that all of his profession nre
many a time hard put to it to dis
cern the truth. These persons are
so sly and clever that a physician
must he well acquainted with them
to make sure just how far they nre
(subconsciously) trying to deceive.
Let a patient declare that she lias
a violent headache, and there is no
way to disprove it.—Sarah Comstock
In Harper's Magazine.
INDIGESTION
GOES-QUICKLY,
PLEASANTLY
When you suiter from heartburn,
Ras or Indigestion, It's usually too
much acid in your stomach. The
quickest way to stop your trouble Is
with Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia. A
spoonful iu water neutralizes many
times its volume in stomach adds—
instantly. The symptoms disappear
in live minutes.
Try Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia,
and you will never allow yourself to
suiter from over-acidity again. It Is
the standard anti-add with doctors.
• Your drugstore lias Phillips’ Milk
of Magnesia, with directions for use,
in generous 25c and 50c bottles.
Small Army of Unpaid
Observers of Weather
Thousands of men and women act
as unpaid "co-operative" observers of
the United Stales weather bureau.
Thanks to the services of these per
sons, daily weather records are main
tained at nearly 0,000 places in (ids
country, and in many cases the rec
ords have been kept with hardly n
break for 50 years or more by an
Individual observer or by members of
tlie same family. These records are
sent monthly to Washington and
serve ns the raw material from which
climatic statistics are prepared for
all parts of the country. The bureau
supplies to each observer a rain
gauge, a maximum thermometer for
registering the highest temperature
of the day, a minimum thermome
ter, which registers the lowest, and
a wooden thermometer and screen,
or shelter. The observer reads bis
instruments once a day—usually
about sunset—and enters the read
ings in Ids register, together with a
record of various special weather
events, such ns frosts, thunder
storms, tornadoes, auroras and opti
cal phenomena.
Knife Superstition
An mousing episode was enjoyed
nt the annual dinner of the British
.Metropolitan (iroeers* association re
cently, when Viscount llailsham, loiil
chancellor in tlie late government,
ivas the principal guest. The duke of
Athol, who presided, presented every
guest with a souvenir pocketknife.
mid f.ord llailsham insisted on giv
ing him a penny for this present. “1
im a Scotsman, but absolutely free
from superstition,” said the duke.
"I.ord llailsham shows lie Is still
hound by its trammels by giving me
Hie penny. However, I shall prize
Hint penny very highly, ns it is the
only penny 1 ever got out of a law
yer.”
Most people obey the laws because
they don't come in the slightest con
tact with them. There are so many
laws that never touch you.
Lucky Find
When we find some slight help
makes a marvelous Improvement in
a child, we wonder why we hadn’t
thought of doing it long ago.
Here's a good example: “My lit
| tie girl was doing fairly well,” says
i }ths. M. Syiteyhach. 5005 Einlia
Pycet, Omaha, Neb., ‘‘hut I noticed
slu* didn’t oat right and dl 'n't hav^
much energy.
“Our iliwtorhad recommended
California Fig NyriTlh so I gnve her
some. She Improved so much I
wonder I didn't do something for
her stomach and bowels before. Site
has a good appetite and digestion
and plenty of energy, now."
To point up a child's appetite,
Increase energy and strength, assist
digestion and regulate the bowels
there’s nothing like California Fig
Syrup. Doctors advise It to open
bowels in colds or children's dis
eases; or whenever had breath,
coated tongue, etc., warn of con
stipation.
Emphasize the name California
when buying, to get the genuine.
LAXATIVE-TONIC for CHILDREN
The ideal
Vacation Land
Sunshine AU Winter Lon&
i Splendid roads— lowering mountain
; ranges—Highest type hot els—dry in
I vigoraling air—clear starlit nights—
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^ Kill Rats
Without Poison
A New Exterminator that
Won’t hill Livestock, Poultry,
Oogm, Cats, or even Baby Chlcka
K R Ocan be used about the home,born or poul
try yard with absolute safety as it contains M
dsadly poison. K R O is made of Squill, as recom
mended by US. Dept, of Agriculture, oven-dried
under the Connnble process which insures max
imum strength. Used by County Agents In mosl
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Insist upon K-R-O.throriglnalSuuillextermin
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K1LLS-RATS-0NLY
Memory Saved Him
Judge Clifford McLauglln of Buf
falo, N. Y„ believes that a persoi
who knows n nutional hymn, and can
sing It from beginning to end, Is en
titled to some consideration. So when
a man of sixty-four proved In court
that he knew all the stanzas ot
"America,” he won the court’s con
slderation by getting a suspended
sentence on nn Intoxication chnrga
Put your faith In the plodder ratlw
er than In the plotter.
ADVISES WEAK WOMEN
Hillside, Nebr.
—“I am taking
Dr. Pierce’s Fa
vorite Prescrip
tion for woman’s
weakness. I have
been suffering for
eight years with
it and went to see
doctors but they
did not help me.
i nen i sianeu
taking Dr. Pierce’s medicine and now
my side is not hinting me. Before I
began taking the ‘Prescription’ there
were days at a time I could not stand
on my feet. I surely cannot praise this
medicine enough and l wish all women
suffering from any feminine disorder
would try the ‘Prescription.’ 'V— Mrj.
John E. I.eake. All druggists.
Every package ef I>r. Pierce’, medicine*
•entaina a symptom blank. Fill It in end
mail to Dr. Pierce's I'.ltnle, Buffalo, N. Y.
for free medical advice.
How One Woman Lost
20 Pounds of Fat
Lost Her Double Chin
Lost Her Prominent Hips
Lost Her Sluggishness
Gained l’hysical Vigor
Gained in Vivaciousness
Gained a Shapely Figure
Tf you’re fat—remove the cause!
KltUSOIIEN SALTS contain the
> mineral salts your body organs,
glands and nerves should have to
function properly.
When your vital organs fail to
perform their work correctly—your
bowels and kidneys can’t throw off
Unit watte material—before you real
Ize it—you’re growing hideously fat '
Take half a teaspoonful of KRUSCHKN
SAI.TS In a glass of hot water every morn
ing—cut out pastry and fatty meats—go
light on potatoes, butter, cream and sugar
—In 3 weeks get on the scales and not*
how many pounds of fat have vanished.
Notice also that you have gained In
energy—your skin is clearer—your
eyes sparkle with glorious health—
you feel younger in body—keener In
mind. KRUSCHEN will give any fat
person a Joyous surprise.
(let un 8">c bottle of KRUSCHEN
SALTS (lasts 4 weeks). If this first
bottle doesn’t convince you this is
the easiest, safest and surest way
to lose fat—if you don’t feel a su
perb Improvement in health—so glor
iously energetic—vigorously alive—
your money gladly returned.—AdT,