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EXPERIMENTS SHOW Animals Kept in Better Condition Than Under Old Methods By NEA Service Washington—After a four-year test of two popular methods of handling sows and their litters dur ing the sucking period, swine ex perts of the United States depart ment cf agriculture have concluded that the self-feeding method is not only better than the hand-feeding method, but easier. As a result most sows and litters at the government experiment iarm at Beltsville, Md„ where the tests were conducted, now are raised by the self-feeder method. The system is particularly advan tageous at weaning time. It per mits weaning the pigs without any extra labor and keeps them grow ing, prevents injury to the sows from caked udders, and puts the sows in excellent condition for the next litter. The investigators put an equal number of sows and pigs in each of two lots. One lot was hand-fed corn, shorts and tankage twice a day, in amounts that would be cleaned up nicely. The pigs were given the same feeds in a creep. The other lot was provided with a self-feeder containing corn, shorts and tankage, and both the sows and pigs ate from it at will. Self-Feeders Best The results of the four years’ tests indicated that: Self-feeding sows and pigs during the suckling period saves both labor and feed; the sow in the self-fed lot wore in much better condition at weaning time and the pigs were heavier and more thrifty than those Self-feeder for swine perfected by the United States Department of Agriculture. hand fed; a total of 441 pounds of feed was required for 100 pounds of gain in the self-fed lots, while the hand-fed lots required 603 pounds of feed for 100 pounds gain. Another advantage of the self feeding method is that no over crowding at the feeder occurs, even where there are a large number of sows and pigs in the same lot. There also is less danger of over eating when feed is available at all times. The self-feeding method provides an easy and efficient means of weaning the pigs. It is a simple matter to place a board fence around the self-feeder which will exclude the sows but permit the pigs to reach the feed by means of proper size opening in the fence. The sows are then fed a limited ra tion by hand, unless they are on pasture, as is the case in spring. Sows on pasture get no other feed. Aids in Weaning Limited feeding causes the flow of milk to gradually cease, and the nursing pigs prevent an accumula tion of milk which would result in caked udders. As the saws dry up, the pigs are eating more and more from the self-feeders and in three » or four days forget their mothers entirely. The sows are then put on pasture or in another lot. Handling sows and pigs cn self feeders also has a decided ad vantage in putting the sows in bet ter condition for breeding than when hand fed, according to the re sults of these tests. Altogether 42 sows in the self-fed lots were bred before the pigs were weaned. Of this number, 81 per cent settled at the first service. Seventeen sows in the hand-fed Jots were bred dur ing the suckling period, but only 47 per cent settled at the first serv ice. THE OLD ROAD It oozed through vales betwixt the hills. • And crossed a covered bridge; It climbed a rocky knoll beyond, To pause on pine topped ridge. It ambled through the orchards' pink. And dozed ’neath grape vines £>ll * Awoke and stretched its dusty Then off through woodl'.nd strayeu. Of earth 'twas fashioned, mellow brown. Arid dozed ’neath grape vines shade; Awoke and stretched its dusty length Then off through woodland strayed. Of earth ’twas fashioned, mellow brown, With flowers richly laced; All looped with vines and frilled with shrubs, With grass and moss ’twas faced. And play ground for the wild it lay— Above, the wood doves cooed; The red birds llickered ’long Its \v2i y And quail displayed their brood. W' ..-re shall we find such road to day? If found, would people heed? Thev would, but only to revile— Twould Interfere with speed. —Sam Page. The Wife'* Market Money, From Baltimore Sun. Market money Is the money which the head of the house hands over in cash to the woman of the house Washington Ax a City. From J. Frederick Essary, in Amer ican Mercury. It Is difficult to conceive of a more execrable municipal govern ment than that now imposed upon '.he inhabitants of the District of Columbia. In theory, let it be said, me sv,tem is as near perfection as anything governmental can be. It is vnfe tcrec!. unpolitical, unselusii. incorruptible, and driving tovl.ird disinterested ends. But in practice, it, has become an oppressive and an u n corse! on able autocracy, without a tempering degree of benevolence. It is contemptuously unresponsive to the wrongs and needs of fine individual citizen. Much of this eaoh week. It is called market mon ey because it goes out for gas and oil and having a puncture repaired at the garage, in wages to the man who works on the garden, for the subscription to the magazine which will send the nice looking boy to college, for a contribution to the volunteer firemen's bazaar, lor an ice cream soda and a lettuce and cu cumber sandwich consumed in the course ol a day's shopping. For a bunch of flowers for Susie Jones in the hospital, for a 10-cens toy for little Johnny, for a tube of tooth paste, for a tip to the boy who helped untangle the bumpers in the parking space, for father's stiff shirts and collars from the laundry, to the door-to-door solicitor for the mysterious orphan asylum. ,For a wedding present from the $2 table, for a lean to the cook, for an installment on the washing machine, as it was understood when she bought it that it was to come out of the market money; for a seat at the movie, for postage stamps and a bottle of ink, for a tube of paste, for a collection of zinnia, marigold and cosmos seedlings. For the subscription to the news paper, for sending the package by parcel post, for a shampoo and treatment, for a jar of nail cream, for a bottle of aspirin tablets and a roil of absorbent cotton and a spool of dental floss, for an ice cream cone for little Mary, for a nickel for little Johnny's bank, for candles for the table, for the car penter who fixed the hinges on the kitchen door and repaired the win dow weight, for father’s book which came c.o.d. For the rental of the postoffice box, for weighing the children on arrogance might be forgiven if it were competent, but its utter inca pacity to govern is manifest to any student of municipal affairs who bothers to examine the record. Instead ol being free cf plaguing politics and independent of grasp ing politicians, this government is at the rn'-cy of both It is veritable football for them. Not the politi cians of the community which the ' the government serves, but the more than 500 professionals who compose the House and Senate of the United States—the actual gov e;nors of the district. The whole , s>.tem is based upon paternalism The voteless citizens are mere wards of the federal governmnt. They the pay scales, for the tomato plants, for clues to the ladies' aid, for the boy who cut the grass. In fact, for everything during the nine hours the head of the house is ab sent. And yet when father contem plates the frequency of stew and canned fish' and contrasts it with what he pays out he wonders where all the market money goes, anyway. — . ■ -.— ♦ » . -- Losses from Ad Rates. From Publishers’ Service. Edwin J. Kiest, publisher of the Dallas, Tex., Times Herald, is re sponsible for one of the best .state ments on parctical newspapering this writer has heard in some time. “If I am going to lose money," he said, "I will lose it only trying to make it.” The occasion for the statement was the reported GO per cent reduc tion in Sunday advertising rates by the opposition paper. Mr. Kiest did not see fit to lower his rates to meet this competition. His rates are 20 per cent higher, and, he believes justifiably. Other publishers will agree with Mr. Kiest. Mounting operating costs brook no rate slashing these days. A paper is useful to its readers and its community only so long as it is profitable. The paper In the red always falls into unscrupulous hands. For value received newspaper rates are too low today. The general trend should be the Kiest-way-20 per cent up; and not 60 per cent down. ■ -— Q. What language Is spoken In Guam? N C. P. A. The natives speak a native language called Chamorro. Eng lish is the official language, but Spanish is spoken. must submit to guardianship, whether it, pleases them or not. They are ir. the same class as convicted felons hopslss lunatics, or negroes In the south. They have just as much voice in the power that rules them. Q. What was the earliest Eng lish ccm:dy? C. G. A. A. Ralph Royster Doyster, v/ri* - ten by Nicholas Udall was the earli est. The exact date of its appear ance is uncertain, but it was be fore 155!. It was written to be pre sented by the boys of Eton col lege. Would Seem to Qualify as Osculatory Expert Mayor Mackey may not look It, hnt his kisses would have made Ro meo’s technique seem simple. Ills honor was addressing a lunch eon to Burton \V. Marsh, new city traffic engineer, the other day. and in ilia discourse told of a recent trip by air to Washington. “There were nine young women in the same plane with me,” the mayor said, “and they all seemed to be en joying my company, when I noticed that one pink-faced young tiling in the back of ttie plane had her eyes shut. She seemed to lie dreaming. Mechanically, 1 stepped up to her and kissed her fair cheek. *“Oh, my!’” she breathed, still with her eyes shut, “'I didn’t know 1 was so near Heaven!’”—Philadel phia Record. Courtesy to Women Lawyers More courtesy is shown women lawyers in European courts than they receive in (lie United Stutes, says Miss Grace H. Brown, Detroit lawyer, who pleaded a case for an exiled Armenian involving $ri()0,(XK> before the reparations commission. She also handled a case in the Lon don court. Women lawyers in Eu rope, Miss Brown linds, are not sub jected to the petty nnnoyunees which they occasionally undergo in courts of the United States. They enter upon their practice before the bn. in Europe, she says, on an equal footing with their male colleagues. Great Violin Maker Vincenzo Trusiauo Panormo of Paris and London was horn in Mon reale Dei Palermo, 1734, and died in London, 3813. Like Lupot and Aldric, Panormo was one of the cleverest imitators of Strndi varius violins. Of a wandering disposition, lie often changed his residence and worked in London, Paris, ami also in Ireland. Some of his instruments have a marvelous finish and his red varnish is of exceptional quality. His Instruments are scarce and sometimes branded. Bearded Indians Most Indians would have a slight to moderate growth of beard and I mustache if they allowed the hair to I grow. Beards are not wholly un ; known among them. Some of tlie Mexican Indians have full beards. The Guarnyas of Bolivia wear long straight beards and Cashibas of the ! upper Ucayli are bearded. Responsibility “Some one," once said General Dawes, according to the American Magazine, "lias to stand up and take the garbage or tlie garlands.” *-S Children will fret, often for no apparent reason. But there’s al ways one sure way to comfort a restless, fretful child. Castoria! Harmless as the recipe on the wrapper; mild and bland as it tastes. But its gentle action soothes a youngster more surely than some powerful medicine that is meant for the stronger systems of adults. That's the beauty of this special children’s remedy! It may be given the tiniest infant—as often as there is any need. In cases of colic, diarrhea, or similar disturb ance, it is invaluable. But it has everyday uses all mothers should understand. A coated tongue calls, for a few drops to ward off consti-, nation; so does any suggestion qf bad breath. Whenever children don’t eat well, don’t rest well, or have any little upset—this pure vegetable preparation is usually all that’s needed to set everything to rights. Genuine Castoria has Chas. H. Fletcher’s signature on the wrapper. Doctors prescribe it. **n. I • LI taAfa’SES flies are highly m * dangerous says the U. S. Public Health Service \ lirrr The World's *“ ^°st Selling Insect V 0 1930aun#0 Ine. Hooks, newspapers and magazines carry on the moral suasion that it was necessary to do in person. It saves wear and tear. No one rocks the boat crossing the Slyx. Real Partner “Are the Judsong happily mar ried?” "They seen* to enjoy danc ing with each other.” Lovers often rush in where hus bands fear to tread. 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