Often
a best man
—never
a groom
WOMEN like their men strong
I I • . • f
—and their men s pipes
mild! Don’t let your pipe stand
between you and domestic hap
piness, To tame that wild hriar of
yours, try Sir Walter’s favorite
smoking tobacco. It’s satisfying,
and a let milder. And it’s wrapped
in heavy gold foil to keep it fresh
right down to the last fragrant
pipeful.
TUNE IN on “The R,!ci*h Revue” every
Friday, 10 00 to 11:00 p. m. (New York Time),
over the VIA F coasi-co-coast aerwork ofN. B. C
Sir\^Alter
Raleigh
i
Smoking Tobacco
Wealth’* Penahie*
“Europe hates us for our prosper
ity,’’ said OeorRe C. Perkins, one of
the officers of Rotary International,
as he disembarked from the Scythia.
“Wealth lias its penalties, you know,
“A young fellow said to a doctor:
“ ‘Doctor, I got a queer pain here.’
“The doctor's oyes glittered.
“‘Yes, yes!’ he Hid. ‘Lie down on
your right side on the operating
table. Humph. Tills is the sore spot,
is It not?’
“ ‘Now, doctor,’ said the patient, ‘I
only make fifteen per, so don’t you
go looking for any expensive appen
dicitis symptoms.’
“The doctor’s face fell, and It
turned out that the young man only
had indigestion, afier all."
There is something more to art
than perpetually delineating the
nude.
—m nwTrwncfliHw—
Makes L ife
Sweeter
tCrst time a coated tongue, fetid
fcreath,or acrid skin gives evidence
of sour stomach—try Phillips Milk
of Magnesia !
Get acquainted with this perfect
anti-acid that helps the system keep
eound and sweet. That every stom
ach needs at times. Take it when
ever a hearty meat brings any dis
comfort.
Phillips Milk of Magnesia has
won medical endorsement. And
convinced millions of men and
women they didn’t have “indiges
tion.” Don’t diet, and don’t suffer:
just remember Phillips Pleasant tc
take, and always effective.
The name Phillips Is important,
it identifies the genuine product.
“Milk of Magnesia” has been the
XT. S. registered trade mark of the
Charles H. Phillips Chemical Co.
and its predecessor Charles II.
Phillips since 1S73.
Phillips
r Milk .
of Magnesia
I Out Our Way __By Williams
GO CM - Y
GO AMEAO— l
vajeVu WATC»-\ 1
for v-\\m . J
i ,
"The. mektau Hanaro.
am U t PAT OTP.
- -.. -■«...■■ « ■■■ ■ ■ ■ ■ »■■■ ■■■■■■ ■■■
Oregon Woman Is First of Her Sex in America to Breed and
Test a Jersey Cow Making 1,000 Pounds Butterfat in Year
Oregon City. Ore.—(NEA)—Hoi
ace CJreeley's advice to young mer
was applicable to young women a;
well, Mrs. Florence Gale Neal
thought 10 years ago. So she packed
up, left Connecticut and headed
west.
Greeley’s words in her case proved
true, for she now holds the dis
tinction of being the only woman in
America to breed and test a Jersey
. cow that has produced 1,000 pounds
of butterfat in one year.
Back of Mrs. Neal’s success is a
story of hard work and persever
ance. Her champion cow, “Tid
dledywink’s Quality Girl,” came
through with her record produc
tion only after Mrs. Neal had raised
and cared for her from the time she
was born.
With the help of three sons, Mrs.
Neal treated and tested the cow un
der the supervision of the state ag
ricultural college. In return for her
care, the cow gave Mrs. Neal l.OOC
pounds of butterfat and 17,278
pounds of milk. That meant a profit
of $976 above feed cost.
Has Purebred Herd
“Tiddledywink’s Quality Girl" is
not the only blue-blooded animal
in Mrs. Neal's herd. In nine years
Mrs. Neal has developed about 40
purebred*, among them the dam
and granddam of “Quality Girl.”
She entered the first of her prize
animals in the 1921 Oregon State
Fair. In this show she won senior
and grand championship honors for
cows and first and second on off
spring of one sire. Since then she
has competed and won in all major
western stock shows.
To date, Mrs. Neal's 50-acre
farm has produced cows which
have won 10 silver medals, 6 gold
medals and 2 medals of merit for
high production.
Her farm contains such modern
i dairy appliances as a sterilizing
plant, electric refrigeration, milkkig
machines and all equipment neces
^waMaKaniiamPK*W » ioWP* -VM.'- jy
Mrs. Florence Gale Neal of Oregon City and her champ Jersey cow,
“Ttddledywink’s Quality Girl.” Two of her sons, Kit hard and John, are
shown with her.
sary for a sanitary, efficient dairy
j plant. Because of these sanitary
I conditions milk from her herd de
! mands top prices on the market.
Second Record for Cow
Much of the milking on the
j farm is done by machine. In fact,
, during the 365 days ‘ Quality Girl”
was on test all the milking was
\ done mechanically.
Her 1,000-pound production
was not ' Quality Girl’s” first rec- !
ord, even though she in one of the (
26 Jersey's out of all in the coun
try that have achieved this mark.1
In » previous test she became th*
world's champion senior 4-year
old Jersey producer, on 305-day
test, with a record of 282 pounds
of butterfat and 12,845 pounds
of milk.
Mrs. Neal’s sons were a great
aid to her in bringing “Quality
Girl" through to her record. The
champion woman Jersey breeder
says that credit is due her son,
Richard, for. feeding and milking
lest cows, to John for showing the
herd and Robert for handling the
milk.
New Type Party Prize.
From Toledo Blade.
Maybe some day a hostess with
a gift for social revolution will de
cide to award prizes to guests not
for their bridge soore totals but
upon their sociability. That will
usher in an interesting era. In
that day, women will be carrying
home in white tissue paper their
awards for worthy social traits.
If this porty plan ever appears,
perhaps note will be taken of a
first prize going to a woman who
avoids mentioning anything about
her possession of new furniture or
any other elaborate chattels. She
gives no report on the erudite prog
ress of her children through the
varied steps of education. She does
not mention the make of the family
car by name if it is above the thou
sand dollar class. Although she
may have mingled with the mighty
of earth, she does not volunteer
it as a topic of conversation. Her
domestic discussions do not deal
with any items indicating large
outlays of money. She is not seek
ing committee members for any up
lift projects. No tickets for bene
fits are offered for sale by her.
She does not review plots of any
movies. She attempts to give no
impression that she is widely read
by making sketchy references to
book3 which she knows only by
hearing reviewed. Her own per
sonality outshines any garment or
jewel she puts on.
Yes, social gatherings will be in
teresting when the prizes go to
those of outstanding congenial
qualities. Today much of friendly
contact is dulled by the anti-social
conversations and attitudes of
I those who are “among those
present.”
Home View of Couzcns.
From Detroit News.
We are far from faying that
Senator Couzens is our beau ideal of
a statesman, but he has at least
Legal Verbiage.
From Baltimore Sun.
Ttie witness, being duly sworn,
did affirm, assert, testify and de
clare, without mental reservation,
and neither impelled, persuaded,
coaxed, cajoled, bribed, begged, be
sought, urged, pressed or in any
way whatsoever importuned by an
other, but of his own free will, un
restricted, unobstructed, clear, in
dependent, unchecked, unfettered,
unhindered, untrammeled and un
6 isturbed:
To wit, that he was the possessor,
owner, master and keeper of a dog,
and hereinafter when the name of
the dog shall appear it shall be con
one outstanding characteristic of a
useful public man—a fearless forth
rightness. He is no trimmer or hyo
crite. You don’t have to go behind
the mulberry bush to find him.
What he thinks he says plainly and
manfully, giving the reasons for it;
and they usually are pretty strong
reasons and hard to set aside. He
never succumbs to the temptation
of the politician to tell men merely
what he thinks they would like to
hear, but tries to find out what
the welfare of the state dictates;
and that dictate he endeavors bold
ly and earnestly to perform.
We need not say how highly we
vale such outspoken courage In a
public man. No doubt Senator Cou
?xms, like all other human beings,
sometimes has erred in his judg
ment, but whether he has erred or
not, we have always known what
his judgment was. At any rate, wc
think he has erred much less and
has been far more open-minded to
the new as well as to the old, and
more loyal to the platform declara
tions of the republican party, than
most of his partisan critics. Per
haps he has had a lot of good luck
but we should remember that good
luck is usually only with the man
who has the ability to see what
each recurring public exigency calls
for and to act with boldness and de
cision—unless, to be sure, one de
fines these qualities as a resolution
to see only one side, to accept only
one caucus dictated solution lor the
multiple problems of our political
life.
-44-.
Nepotism Outlawed.
From Ohio State Journal.
Six years ago the people of Mis
souri adopted an antinepotism
amendment to the state constitu
tion. It was aimed at officials who
insist on keeping relatives on the
public payroll. It was specific, one
provision being ouster from office
for violation. Lawmakers in that
strued as meaning, neither a cat,
bear, pig, elk, pony, mule, civet,
deer, squirrel, lynx, wolf, fox, lion,
cow, horse or other four-footed
beast; neither fowl, fish nor insect
nor other living creature, nor such
creature as may have lived in a past
age. nor such as it may be con
ceived will live in ages to come, but
as a plain dog, which is to say, a
four-footed, carnivorous domesti
cated mammal of the family Canis;
Furthermore, witness did affirm,
assert, testify and declare, without
mental reservation, etc, etc., that
the said dog was distinguished by
his color, which was neither pink.
Breen, black, hlua. brown. re<L lav
state had little sympathy with th»
amendment, they wrote no law car
rying its provisions into effect, and
nepotism was practiced generally.
Recently the attorney genera)
brought quo wrarranto proceedings
in the supreme court, asking the
ouster of two officials in one coun
ty, each of whom had appointed hii
wife to the best paying place in his
office. The attorney general insisted
the constitutional amendment was
self-executing, did not require a spe
cial statute to make its provision}
operative.
The supreme court decided the at
torney general was right, the peo
ple of Missouri had a constitutional
provision that was self-executing
the offending officials were sum
marily removed from office. It was
a decision entirely in harmony with
the purpose of the people in writ
ing and approving the constitutional
amendment against loading payrolls
with the names of relatives of of
ficials.
Nepotism is one of the foolish
practices in politics found in all
states and in most political subdi
visions. The public has never ap
proved the idea, has objected to It
many times, but greedy officials
continue to practice It. Fortunately
there Is one state where the prac
tice now has been outlawed in a
most effective manner. The decision
of the supreme court, the sum
mary ousting of two elected county
officials, makes the will of the peo
ple operative. It was a hard blow
for neisotism. It was a fine example
for other states.
-- - ♦ ♦
NECKTIE HOLDERS
Every man in the family should
have a necktie holder in his ward
robe. Neckties should be cleaned
as carefully as lady's gloves. Clean
ing prolongs their lives and im
proves their appearance.
ender, mauve, violet, orange, helio
trope, henna, chestnut or gray; bul
yellow, which is to say, the color
of the spectrum between green and
orange; all other statements, tes
timony, remarks, published inter
views, assertions or declarations that
hitherto have been submitted or
granted, or that hereinafter may b«
submitted or granted, to the con
trary notwithstanding:
And furthermore deponent saith
not.
PLANE SEEDER
A movement la under way in
Beaumont, Tex., t* seed 50,0*0 acres
I of pasture land by allfetaoe.
-.--— — *
Costs 85 Cents A Month
To Lose Pounds of Ugly Fat
Thousands of Women
Know This Is True
(Tow would yon like to lose 13
pound* of fat in ti month and at llo»
same time Increase your energy and
Improve your health?
llow would you like to lose un
healthy fat that you don't need and
don't want, and at the same lime
feel hetler than you have for years?
How would you like to lose your
double chin and your too prominent
abdomen and at tlie same time make
your skin so dean and clear that it
will compel admiration?
How would you like to get your
weight down to normal and at (lie
same time develop that urge for ac
tivity that makes work a pleasure
Sweet Potato Has High
Value on Tropica! Menu
Tn the tropics where the plant
lives front one yenr to lhe next, the
sweet potato Is ealen as a substitute
for bread, and in I.atln America It is
perhaps the most Important single
llem of food. In Jamaica, where
sweet (totaloes and yams are the
principal Item • ? native food, (he
vines *re let mu on poles and the
big fleshy roots are carefully re
moved from time to lime without
disturbing the vines.
The sweet potato Is an exceed
Ingly Important crop In our south
ern states, where It Is second only
to the common potato. Yams and
Jerseys ace the two common varie
ties to he found in the United Slates.
Yams ace lust candied, hut the Jer
sey is the best ail around variety
for boiling, mashing, halting or com
hilling with other foods. Yams are
large, with brilliant, salmon-colored
flesh while the Jerseys are smaller,
with light lemon-tinted flesh.
and also gain In ambition and keen
uess of mind?
Get on the scales today sn-tHsehow
milch you weigh—then get alt *r, cent
bottle of Kru»ch»il galvh which wit!
last you for 4 weeks. Take one half
teaspoonful every morning in a glass
of hot water ana when you hs ve fin
ished the flrst bottle weigh yourself
again.
Now you can laugh at the people
who pay hundreds of dollars to lose
a few pounds of fat—new you will
know the pleasant way to lose un
sikhlly fat and you'll also know that
Hie rt vitalising salts of Kr tier hen
(Salts that your blood, nerves and
.lauds must have t> function proper
ly)—have presented you with glori
ous health.
After that you'll want to walk
around aud say to your friends—"Oao
S’> cent bottle of Krusrhen Salts la
worth one hundred dollars of any fat
person's money,"
l.'iiin- druggists America over
(>e!l Kruschen Salts.
Reason to Be Annoyed
‘‘I suppose Hip boss was annoyed
| \vbt*n .von told him 1 was Ion ini'
, next week?"
"Y>s, Iip thought It was this
work.”—Border Cities Star.
FAMILY DOCTOR
LEARNED THIS ABOUT
CONSTIPATION
MILL WORKER
BENEFITED
Picked! Up After Taking Lydia
£. Pinkham’e Vegetable
Compound
Towanda, I’a.—“I was working in a
mlk mill and got no tired and rundown
that 1 weighed
only 89 pounds. I
was not well
enough to do my
work. As soon as
1 began to taka
Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable
Compound, I be
gan to pick up.
After being mar
ried for thirteen
years, 1 had a
baby boy and the next year i nau an
other boy who now weighs 37 pounds
nnd is healthy as a bear. The Vegetable
Compound has helped me in a dozen
ways and 1 hope others will try it too.”
—\Ii:b. C. B. Johnson, Webb Street,
It. D. #G, Towanda. Pennsylvania.
PARKER’S
HAIR BALSAM 1
nemoTtit Dandruff Stops Hair t aiiir
Impart# Color and
Beauty to Gray and Faded Hai
tiOo and $1 to at DrainriiU. t
Hitler Chwm Wk»-. l*at«*hngun.W.YJ
1 FLORESTON SHAMPOO — Ideal for use <n
connectionwith Parker* Hair Balaam Makes tha
1 hair soft and (UtfTy. 60 rents by mail or at drug
' gists. Hiatoi Chemical Works, Patchogue.N 1.
A Household Remedy
For External Use Only
Hanford’s
Balsam of Myrrh
Monty kick for first bottle If ssf suited All Aoelert.
Sioux City Ptg. Co., No. 22-1930.
-— ., .-i - 1.1
I>r. Caldwell loved people. His
years of practice convinced hint
many were ruining their health bt
cureless selection of laxatives, lb
determined to write a harmless
prescription which would get at the
cause of constipation, and correct it.
Today, the prescription he wrote
In 1885 Is the world’s most p<i>u
lnr laxative! He prescribed n mix
ture of herbs nnd oilier pure In
gredients now known as Dr. Cald
well’s Syrup I’epsln, in thousands
of cases where had breath, coated
tongue, gas, headaches, biliousness
nnd lack of appetite or energy
showed the bowels of men, v/onien
and children were sluggish. If
proved successful In even the most
obstinate cases; old folks liked it
fur It never gripes; children liked
Its pleasant taste. Alt drug stores
today have Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup
Pepsin In bottles.
Too Late Then
Bill—Will you love me when I’m
gone ?
Lil—Ob, Bill, you'll never know
tow much.
Traces of Ancient Race
Prof. Leo Frobenltis believes be
1ms traced a race of sailor pioneers
who sailed outriggers from southern
Arabia to South Africa at least 4,*)09
years ago. He announced his theory
after studying hundreds of photo
graphs of ruins lie discovered re
cently at Hampi, fifty miles from
Cliarwar. He said the Hampi ruins
bore close resemblance to tiie great
Zimbabwe ruins In southern Rho
desia. and were from 4,000 to G,000
years old. Details of architecture
were Identical, he said. Frobenlun
declared he was convinced the Zim
babwe!* were a seafaring vace orig
inating from Hie SumerlM. elvlllza
lion.
Men come up from poverty to the
' Presidency ns Ihey always did.
Flies carry
sickness
Flit is sold only
in this yellow
cm with, the
black band.
^ Spray
c\ean smclUno
&
i
Kills <2
Moih,
l r'4B“«» /
L^v
m ui f*T a
\ Jhe World* v/.\\eV
- ‘&$i $ .jjin{1- jnsect ^vV
llll5 11 O 1830 BUaco InA
Safeguard Their Tender
Skins by Daily Use of
Ciiticura
Soap and Ointment
Never too young to start
using Cutieiira