SCIATICA?
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Here is a never-failing
form of relief from
sciatic pain:
Take Favor Aspirin tablets and avoid
needless suffering from sciatica—lum
bago'—and simitar excruciating pains.
They do relieve; they don't do any harm.
Juet make sure it is genuine.
BAYER
AS PI RI nr
Concealed Weapons
Judge (to officer)—1 >ii you find
any weapons hidden on the criminal?
Officer—Not yet, your honor, but
I expect (o. He's a professional
sword swallower.
Not So Sure
Bride—Was I nervous during the
ceremony ?
Friend—At first, but not after the
bridegroom bad said, “I will.”—I>*e
Wahre Jakob, Berlin.
^ Kill Rats
Without Poison
a mew Exterminator that
Woit’i Kill Livestock, Poultry,
Oogs, Cats, or oven Baby Chickm
K R-Ocp*. be used about the home,barn or poul
try yard with absolute safety aa it contains no
deadly poison. K -R-O la made of Squill, aa
recommended by U.S.Dept. ofAgrlculturc.under
the Connetle process which Insures maximum
■strength. Two cans killed 578 rats at Arkansas
State Form.Hundreds ofothertestimonials.
Sold on a Money *Back Guarantee.
Insist on K-R-O, the original Squill exter
minator, All druggists, 75c. Large sire (lour
‘.Imea at much) £2.00 Direct If dealer eannof
supply you. K-R-O Co.. Sp ringed a. O.
KILLS* RATS-ONLY
Fair Eu?ngh
A loud snore from a pullman berth
kept all i lie rest of the passengers
awake. Finally, Mose, the porter,
came to the berth from where the
snore was issuing, nnd said: "Boss,
is yon awake?”
The answer was: “Y-yes, I’m
awake now."
The porter sold: "Well, suh, Ah
begs jo’ palidon, but would you
mind staying awake twell de rest ob
de passengers get to sleep?”—Judge.
You may be a fine, upstnnding re
tepeetuUe citizen, but* slippery pave
ment doesn’t ear*.
MakesLife
Sweeter
Too much to eat—-too rich a diet
—or too much smoking. Lots of
tilings cause sour stomach, but one
tiling can correct it quickly. Phil
lips Milk of Magnesia will alkalinize
the acid. Take a spoonful of this
pleasant preparation, and the sys
tem is soon sweetened.
Phillips is always ready to relieve
distress from over eating; to chock
all acidity; or neutralize nicotine.
Remember this for your own com
fort; for the sake of those around
yon. Endorsed by physicians, but
they always say Phillips. Don’t
buy something else and expect the
same results!
Phillips
1 Milk .
of Magnesia
•i*ux City Ptg. Co., No. 20-1930.
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C 1»J0 BY MCA SENVICt. INC ^'j
Bankrupt Ranch Near Alliance, Neb., Becomes
Drofita ble Farm Land Under Feminine Management
Alliance, Neb.—(NEA)—Charlotte
E. Worley, known as the biggest
woman farmer in the United States,
Is going to try and break her own
record in 1930. She is going to in
crease her acreage from 3,200 acres
to 4,000 and hopes to boost her in
come to $150,000.
Miss Worley has been quietly ac
cumulating land in western Nebra
ska for the last 10 years. Last year
she took in $120,000.
Miss Worley is a lawyer and
teacher by profession, a graduate
of Nebraska university. But in 1920,
when bankers were going to fore
close on her masher's 1,800-acre
ranch, Miss Worley gave up teach
ing and law, and made a deal with
the bankers for a three-year trial
on the ranch.
The first tiling Miss Worley did
was to convert the ranch into a
rarm.
“That crazy woman," old ranch
ers said.
No More Ranching
But her venture was a success the
very first year and as a result today
very little ranching is done here
abouts, formerly the heart of rancli
sountry. Miss Worley gradually in
creased her acreage until this year
she expects a $150,000 income from
a 4,000-acre farm.
She intends to introduce flax and
fruit trees in her territory—both
unheard of ventures. In fact. Miss
Worley sets the styles for farming
in western Nebraska and she’s
been so successful that now her
Religious Liberty. i
Prom Omaha World-Herald.
American recently celebrated, as
Religious Liberty day the birthday
of Thomas Jefferson, author of the
Virginia statute of religious free
lorn. Under the principles enunci
ated in that statute and later writ
ten into the federal constituion and
state constitutions persons of many
diverse faiths as well as of no faith
at all have been encouraged to
dwell together in neighborly tol
erance and forbearance. Because of
Jefferson’s happy idea the country
is big enough to hold the exponents
of sucn widely differing religious
opinions as those represented by
Cardinal O’Connell, Bishop Man
ning, Bishop Cannon, Billy Sunday. |
Harry Emerson Fosdick, Rabbi Wise,
Harry Elmer Barnes and Clarence
Darrow.
A great deal of criticism lias been
levelled of late at the political ac
tivity of clergymen. That activity j
las been manifested in connection I
with such policies as local blue laws,
date monkey laws, state and nation
al prohibition and various form;
of stage and book censorship. Chief
ly it is the promotion of wnat they
onceive to be good morals that has
Huge African Waterfall.
7rom “An African Adventure,” by
Isaac P. Marcosson.
The first white man to visit the
ataract (Victoria fails) was Dr.
fvingstone. who named it in honor
•l his queen. This was in 1855. Fox
intold years the natives of the re
;ion had trembled at its fury. They
ailed it Mois-oa-tunga, which
neans “Smoke that Sounds.” When
ou see the falls you can readily
mderstand why they got this name.
The mist is visible 10 miles away
md the terrific roar of the falling
waters can be heard even farther.
I first saw the falls in the early
morning when the brilliant African |
sun wa* turned full on this sight 0< j
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Miss Charlotte Worley feeding her pigs on her 3 200-acre farm near
Alliance, Neb. Her little borne, below, is to be replaced by a modern
house. Miss Worley is shown above.
neighbors wait to see wt»t Miss
Worley does— then they do like
wise.
Around the farm Miss Worley is
“the boss." She is an honest-to
goodness dirt farmer. She does the
hiring and firing, makes the deci
sions on when to buy and when to
sell, and is her own general man
ager.
She works from 10 to 18 hours a
day.
“Men won’t work for a womon,”
the ranchers said when Miss Wor
ley entered farm life. Now men
fight for jobs on the Worley farm.
Her farm is laid out for corn,
oats, potatoes, wheat and alfalfa,
besides pasture for her 60 cattle.
80 horses and 500 hogs.
aroused the interest of the clergy
in politics. Whatever success they
have had, the citizen is still as free
as he ever was to worship his deity
where and how he pleases or to re
frain from worship, if he chooses.
He is under no danger of having the
bells of his meeting house melted
down for industrial uses nor of be
ing compelled to profess a faith
which he does not honestly hold.
This constitutional religious liber
ty has bred a large degree of per
sonal tolerance. In most of the af
fairs of our daily life we exhibit a
complete indifference to the relig
ious opinions of those people with
whom we do business or hold social
intercourse. Ordinarily this indif
ference extends even to politics, in
spite of the unpleasant obtrusion of
the religious question into the last
presidential campaign and in spite
of the clerical sniping to which
Thomas Jefferson was subjected.
Jefferson was elevated to the
presidency even though attacked as
an infidel and a heretic. So many
elements contributed to the defeat
of A1 Smith that it will probably
never be accurately estimated to
how great an extent voters discrim
inated against him because he was
a Catholic. Cleveland, a Presbyter
sights. It was at the end of the wet
season and the flow was at maxi
mum strength. The mist was so
great that at first I could scarcely
see the falls. Slowly but defiantly
the foaming face broke through the
veil. Niagara gives you a thrill, but
this toppling avalanche awes you
into absolute silence.
The Victoria falls are exactly
twice as broad and two and one
half times as high as Niagara Falls.
This means that they are over a
mile in breadth and 420 feet high.
The tremendous flow has only one
small outlet about 100 yards wide.
The roar and turmoil or this world
of water as It crashes into tbs
Watches Market Trend
“The Boss” makes moat of her
money from potatoes. She got
something like $60,000 for this crop
last season. She specialized in rais
ing certified seed potatoes and got
as high as $2 a bushel for thii
crop.
She is a great advocate of educat
ing the farmer instead of giving
him financial relief.
“Study your markets,” says Mis*
Worley.
“Therein lies the secret of farm
ing—the buying and selling. It'*
the shrewd buyer and seller whe
succeeds at farming, not the farmer
who works from sun-up till sun
down and Is then too tired to look
at the market page.”
[ ian, elevated White, a Catholic, to
the supreme bench and Taft, a Un
itarian, promoted him to be chief
i justice, without noticeable protest.
Taking on consideration with an
other religious freedom has worked
remarkably well in America. The
lion and the lamb have managed
i to carry on pretty peaceably.
“I WILL LI T IT MINE
EVES TO THE IIILLS*
A line of hills along the Sioux
Is by my window framed—
The finest view that’s here about
This one is rightly named.
I love them powdered white with
snow,
The stark, dark trees between;
I watch them in the early spring,
All sprayed with misty green.
On their burned breasts in summer
time
The cool cloud shadows fall;
But sumac slashed, through autumn
haze
I love them best of all.
And I admit a habit formed—
When bowed by blows oft dealt,
Of looking up unto those hills
Whence cometh to me—help.
—Sam Page.
chasm sets up what is well called
“The Boiling Pot." From this swirl
ing melee the Zambesi rushes with
unbridled fury through a narrow
and deep gorge, extending with
many windings for 40 miles.
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And Then “Gone”
From Passing Show.
Guest: Well, I must be going.
Friend of Hostess (aside): He said
that once before.
Hostess ((also aside) : Yes, he al
ways saysdt twice when he'e going.
He> u> auctioneer.
2nter’i M«*ninf
Faster was meaning very tittle
elso to little Junior except Raster
rabbits and colored Faster eggs.
“Now, why do we celebrate Fast
er?” file Sunday school lonelier asked
the class of tots.
“I don't know hut It might be ail |
the Utile baby chicks' birthday,'* w s
an unexpected reply from Junior.
“A Moat Excellent Tonic
and Nervine”
Waterloo, Iowa—
"Dr. Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription is a
most excellent tonic
and nervine. I have
taken it a great deal
as such ami found it
especially beneficial
during expectancy to
[keep me in good phys
lical condition and
afterward to build
1 1 " jne np and bring Pack
my strength. And at any time when 1
feel myself beginning to go down I take
a bottle of the ‘Prescription’ and hnd
it so helpful that I think it the only tonic
for a weak and ailing woman to take.”
—Mrs. llutda Smith, 310 W. 10th St.
Liquid or tablets. All dealers.
If you want a trial pUg. of the tablets,
send 10c to Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Write for free medical advice.
A self-possessed woman is one who
Is unable to Require a husband.
Kvon the self-made man Is seldom
wholly satisfied with his Job.
mxuous?
If V Taka NATURE’S REKZDT f
|l ■ — Nt—tonight. You’ll bo “fit J
f H and fine" by morning—g
I tongue clear, headache gone, fc
1 appetite back, bowels acting jS“
pleasantly, bilious attack forgotten.
.For constipation, too, Better than
ar.y mere laxative.
At druffiitj—only 25c. Make (he (et( ionijkt
fJMX t/ATff A UlLUON. TAKE
rhincliiliai. rVillifreM. Satisfaction guar.
Can be r turned. Writ* What \ eu *ant.
JUailfc* Coiinti I’.abhltry, iloutoit. Iowa.
For Barbed Wire Cuts
Try HANFORD’S
Balsam of Myrrh
AB faalart ara aatkariwB ta rafaaA j«ar aaaar
jar tka first kattla if aat raUaf.
PARSER’S
HAIR BALSAM
Reaorefl Dandruff Stop* Hair Failing
Imparts Color and
Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair
tide and $1 uO at Dmgk'irts.
Ilinco. rhem W... .r.t.-N„>,N.T,
FLORESTON SHAMPOO — Ideal for ua# la
eoriner tied with Park er'atlair Ilalaam. Makeatha
hair aoft and fluffy. f‘< cent* by mailor at drug
giata. Hiacox Chemir 1 Worka. Patchogua. N. X.
Get a Bookkeeper
He—-“How Ions have you been pii
Rnged?” Slip—"Do you mean now or
before?"
Doctor’s PRESCRIPTION
when system is sluggish;
costs nothing to try
When your bowels need help, the mildest thing
that will do the work is always the sensible choice.
Take a laxative that a family doctor has used for all
sorts of cases of constipation. Dr. Caldwell’s
Syrup Pepsin is so pleasant to the taste, so
gentle in its action, it is given children of tender
age and yet it is just as thorough and effective as
stronger preparations. Pure senna, and harmless
laxative herbs; ingredients that soon start a gentle
muscular action. Avoid a coated tongue, bad breath,
bilious headaches, etc. Every drug store has Dr.
Caldwell’s famous prescription in big bottles. Or
just write Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, Monticcllo,
III., for a free trial bottle.
SYRUP PEPSIN
COMtmlB WITH
UXAT1VE
SBOU COMPOUND
to*
constipation
^•'CC fto CFHT}
PEPSIN SYRUPCQ
M°HT|1 CU£) :iu u-A
Free from pimples!
What a relief it is to know that your skin eau
he free of pimple*. Anoint it gently with
CUTICUKA OINTMENT, then wash off in a
few minutes with CUTICUKA SOAP and
warm water. A very simple but satisfying
treatment of pimples!
The CUTICUKA Treatment has been used
for years in thousands of homes throughout
the world.
Soap 25c. OlntmfMt 25c. anti 50c. Talc tint 25c.
• Proprietor*: Poller Drug A Chemical Corpora*
lion, Maltlcn, Man.
iiilieiira
Evidently Hi* Firtt
Friend—“Is your bul».v a Imy or n
girl?” Father—“Of course! What
else would It lie?"
Should Be a Limit
“I>o you believe in larj;e familiesT"
“No. Two or three husbands ar»
enough for any womai.1'
Happy Woman Tells How She
Lost 19 Pounds of Fat in 27 Days
During October a woman In Mon
tana wrote—“My first bottle of
Kruschen Salts lasted almost 4
week* and during that time I lost
19 pounds of fat—Kruschen is all
yon claim for It—1 feel better than
I have for years.”
Here’s the recipe that banishes fat
and brings into blossom all the nat
ural at tractiveness that every woman
possesses.
Every morning take one half tea
spoonful of Kruschen Salts In a glass
of hot water before breakfast.
Be aura and do thin every morning
for "It’s the little dally dose that
takes off the fat."—Don’t miss a morn
ing. The Kruschen>habit means that
Helpful “Dome”
“Myrtle, didja evpr see a fellow
with an shiny a dome as tills bird
in front of us?” giggled Gert.
“No,” grinned Myrtle, “I've been
using it Instead of my pocket mirror
ever since we sat down here.”
every particle of poisonous waste
matter and harmful acids and gases
are expelled from the system.
At the same time the stomach, liver
kidneys and bowels are toned up and
the pure, fresh blood containing Na
ture's six life-giving salts are carried
to every organ, gland, nerve and fibre
of the body and this Is followed by
"that Kruschen feeling" of energetlo
health and activity that Is reflected In
bright eyes, clear skin, cheerful vi
vacity and charming figure.
If you want to Lose fat with speed
get an 85c bottle of Kruschen Salts
from any live druggist anywhere In
America with the distinct under
standing that you must be satisfied
with results or money back.
That Rainy Day
"If you spend so much time at
golf you won’t have anything laid
aside for a rainy day.”
“Won’t I? My desk Is loaded up
with work that I’ve put aside for a
rainy day."—Montreal Star.
»
A cry in the night may be the
first warning that Baby has colic.
No cause for alarm if Castoria is
handy 1 This pure vegetable prep
aration brings quick comfort, and
can never do the slightest harm.
Always keep a bottle in the house.
It is the safe and sensible thing
when children are ailing. Whether
it’s the stomach, or the little
bowels; colic or constipation; or
diarrhea. Wften tiny_tongues are
coated, or the breath is bad.
.Whenever there’* need of gentle
regulation. Children lovo the
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taste of Castoria, and its mildm
makes it suitable for the tinieL
infant, and for frequent use.
And a more liberal dose (V
Castoria is always better fo*
growing children than some need'
iessly strong medicine meant only
for adult use. Genuine Castoria
always has Chas. H. Fletcher's
signature on the wrapper. Pre
icribed by doctoral j