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Plato urged the need of mankind for occasional solitude in which to reflect upon the meaning of life, and so did Epictetus and Marcus Aurelius. Wordsworth insisted that “the world is too much with us." Shel ley loved “to wander lonely as a cloud” that he might receive in spiration and increase his lyric pow ers. Beethoven composed some of his sublime sonatas while loitering alone along the bypaths of Vienna. Dickens wove his quaint plots dur ing long, lonely night walks in and about London. Stevenson never col lected better material for a book than when tramping in the Ceven nes, accompanied only by his don key. Sometimes I think that the as tronomer, sitting in his lonely tow er, looking out upon far worlds ana dreaming dreams of the possible ex istence upon them of peoples 01 greater culture and greater achieve ment than our own, has the better of us who seldom reflect upon such material in our views, as are Kip ling’s “little folk of little soul,” things and are likely to be more. How it must broaden the vision or a man, both physically and spirit ually to be physically and himself in such a position day after day and night after night. Many of us are willing to concede the value of solitary reflection ana yet always are immersed in the crowd or frequently visit the club, the hotel lobby or the theater. Many of us seem afraid ever to be alone. The silence of the desert or the for est makes us timid and we hurry back to town to mingle with others w-hose hobgoblin also is loneliness. We might gain much by a day’s or a week’s visit to the desert, but we are always seeking some sort of com panionship. Few of us would care to live a year in desert solitude. But what a vast store of thought we miss because of this defect in our nature. THE “SCHWAB MANSION* From New York Times. Reports that the house on lower Riverside drive known for 26 years as the “Schwab mansion” is to be demolished and replaced by a sky scraper apartment house will bring regret to all lovers of the beautiful in New York architecture. The present building, one of the finest reproductions of the Tourainc chateau, has long been an ornament of the city. It was something cf Azay-le-Rideau and something of Chenonceaux, set down gracefully in a New York City environment; it revived the Renaissance artistic at mosphere as did no other Touraine reproduction, such as the “Vander bilt houses” fronting the Fifth ave nue entrance of the park; for the Schwab hcusa stood apart from other buildings, with a good bit of :he picturesque lawn and foliage of the French originals about it, and, furthermore, with a faithfulness to the Touraine spirit which made al most equally pleasing its aspect as viewed from any side. It was one of the numerous re minders of 1901 and 1902, that the day had passed when an era of boom times” in America should be commemorated by the building of architectural monstrosities. The owner could net refrain from a tri bute to the industry which had en riched him, taking the shape of statued ircn-puddlers in the fore ground of his mansion; but even these figures were so handled by the young French architect who de signed the house and its surround ings, as to merge not inharmoniously into the picture. The city's artistic atmosphere will suffer a genuine loss Way to Test a PoIL From New York Times. While the secret vote on pro hibition now being taken by The Literary Digest throughout the country cannot be so minutely ac curate as a census, It must be re garded as yielding a fair cross section of public opinion. This would have been admitted in ad vance by everybody without pre judice who had studied the methods followed. But the leader* of the Anti-Saloon League, who at first were inclined to hail the test, promptly discovered that it was no test at ail. This was as soon as they found out that the poll was WOMAN IN SENATE CAMPAIGN I17ITH red fire, torchlights and * » everything, Mrs. Ruth Hanna MoCormick, first woman ever to run for election to the United States Senate, staged an oldfashioned po litical rally at Evanston, 111. Mrs. McCormick, daughter of the late Mark Hanna, is shown holding th* reins in a sleigh in which North western university students garbed in styles of previous years also were riding. through the demolition of the man sion. That is one of the penalties for the extravagant rise in value of New York real estate and the mounting burden of city taxes. Real Life not Pictured. From Kansas City Star. Heywood Broun complains that American playwrighters are far too preoccupiad with life in New York and that our threater has only brief roots into the soil. His criticism is substantially justified by the facts. There are exceptions. Paul Green has written racily of negro life in the south and Eugene C'Neill has sought material beyond the city limits. But most of our plays, as Mr. Broun contends, are by and for New Yorkers, who go no farther afield than Long Island or West chester county for their setting. There is a legitimate place for New York as background in Ameri can plays. The city has a charact- ! eristic life, the possibilites of which have as yet been meagerly recog nized. Moreover it is admirably suited to serve as the scene for a certain type of comedy, where the action might take place in any ; large city in this cuntry or aboard. The work of Philip Barry furnishes excellent examples of what may be called cosmopolitan playwrighting. But the other large cities of Amer ica, our small towns and our rural life, with their own special qualities, have been singularly neglected by the playwrighters. It is not that New York furnishes all cf these writers. Probably the great major ity of them were born and reared in other communities, with which they should be thoroughly familiar. But they naturally gravitate to New York as the producing center and soon lose contact with their native heaths. It’3 the Way of Things. From Omaha World-Herald. Babe Ruth began playing profes sional baseball in 1914. He drew down $600 for his first season's work with the Baltimore Orioles. In 15 years he has been paid $538,300 in addition to more than $40,000 as his share of the split in world’s series in showing very heavy majorities in favor of repealing the Eighteenth Amendment. Dr. McBride protested yesterday that the Anti-Saloon League Is “not interested in straw ballots.” All that It cares about ts the election of officials who will enforce the prohibition law. But many of those very officials are trembling In their boots because they fear, from the ' figures already collected by Th« Literary Digest, that they will not be elected or re-elected. It will be remembered that Demo crate made light of The Literarv Digest poll In the Presidential elec tion of 1928, Just as the prohibition- I which he has participated. Also h« has received large sums for the us« of his name attached to newspapei articles, in advertisements and ir other ways. Now he has obtained a contract from Colonel Ruppert under whicb he is to reoeive $80,000 a year foi the next two seasons. Is he worth it? Is it right that a baseball playei should be paid a higher salary than the president of the United States! These are questions which have been propounded as a result of the Babe’s success in capitalizing hi/ popularity. Tre answer to the first question is that his employer has shrewdly estimated that he is. The Babe hai a box office value wnich, on th« basis of past records, can be fairly closedly computed. Colonel Ruppert concludes that he can make mor» money by paying Ruth $160,000 dur ing the next two years than by let ting him retire arid filling his placi with a possibly better player at $10, 000 or $15,000 ft year. The answer to the second question will be found when satisfactory an swers are given to such questions as these: Is it right that a foreign nobleman should be paid $4,000,000 or $5,000,000 for conferring a title on the daughter of a rich American! It is right that Ford should run hi! mechanical genius up to a billion while Buick dies on the verge of poverty? Ls it right that a son who has contributed nothing to a fatn er’s fortune should inherit the whol« at the latter’s death? Is it right that one man should have much and an other little? The socialists will answer all thes# questions with a decided negative But for the rest of us there is nc answer. It is simply so and that U all there is to It. COBBLER JUDGE London—From evidence given be fore him on the method used to re T—ir shoes. Justice Rowlett has beer able to turn cobbler in his spar# moments. Now the judge repair! his own shoes, and expert repairen say that his work is that of a mas ter craftsman. He has numerous other hobbies. ists do now. The latter may prove to be as wrong as the former were. Evidently the philosophic attitude to take toward a poll of this kind is to maintain that if it favors your side it is scientific and infallible, but If it shows that the other side will win it is a worthless sham. Q. Why does a man who ls com ing up to bat In baseball swing two or three clubs until he steps to the plate? S. N. T. A. Baseball players say that swinging several clubs makes the one that is retained seem light In the hands and easy to control. 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