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Cuts, Burns, Bruises
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The Liberal Church
Rev. Charles F. Potter, who was
one of the pillars of the Scopes de
fense in the Dayton evolution trial, is
about to found a now kind of church,
a Liberal church, in New lork.
Doctor Potter in a recent interview
threw a light on ids new church’s
cheerful philosophy by means of an
epigram.
“All the animals but man," he said,
“know that the principal business of
life is to enjoy it."—Detroit Free
Press.
Students Organize Parish
Two hundred £*nd eighty Catholh
students at the University of Okla
hoina have organized a parish, the
only one composed of and controlled
entirely hy students In the United
States and probably in the world. The
letter of incorporation was granted by
Bishop Francis C. Kelley, of the dio
cese of Oklahoma.
Mystery of Life
“It’s strange to think of how a tad
pole eventually turns into a frog."
“Huh!” growled the husband of the
tartar, “it's stranger to think how the
little duck I married turned into such
a wildcat.”
Blocks Bank Robbers
A Californian has patented a rotat
ing table to enable a bank employee
to receive and deliver money through
a partition without danger of theft
or injury.
Alarm is a poor counselor, hut cau
tion isn’t.
"Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound puts new life
into me and makes my work in
the store and in the house
easier. I took several bottles
before my baby came and am
always singing its praises to my
friends. I recommend it for
girls and women of all ages. It
makes me feel like life is worth
living, my nerves are better
and I have gained pep and feel
well and strong.”—Mrs. A. R.
Smith, 808 S. Lansing Street,
St. Johns, Michigan.
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You Will See These With The
First Robin In The Spring
(Left to right)—Society deb in new lounge pajamas displayed at the Society Fashion Show in New York.
Note the flowing soft effect of the lounging apparel which is the last word in comfort and originality. i
Charming print dress with the Molyncaux neckline and the ruffled cuff sleeves is sure to find favor with
the smart young Miss who is looking for something attractive for spring wear. A marcon fishnet evening
frock of the new mode for the social season is also displayed. International Newsreel I
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PRINTS in various types will
tell the story of next Spring’s
fashion news. Already the
clothes designed for Winter resort
wear are on display, with prints in
the form of frocks and short jacket
ensembles predominating. All sorts
of cotton prints, too, seem destined
for popularity, as well as light wool
crepes, and so it ought to be a simple
and delightful task to choose a be
coming dress for every type and
taste next season.
Net gains in popularity, both for
afternoon and evening frocks, in
many instances it is combined with
a solid fabric such as crepe or trans
parent velvet. Many ankles must
be kicking at their concealment, be
cause lots of the new dance frocks
show deep transparent hems of
tulle, lace or chiffon, thus allowing
our ankles at least a certain amount
of publicity. The full long all
around skirt graces the ballroom
floor, but walking suits and dresses
remain at a sensible and comfort
able length for walking. Many
women who allowed themselves to
be persuaded into buying long
skirted dresses for practical day
time wear have quickly repented
their surrender to fashion.
I Dresses and coats will be caped
next Spring, and it is thought that
the cape will make a come-back in
ensemble form. For wear later in
fhe year, many caped coats will be
sleeveless, as will most of the one
piece sports dresses. Of course, it
is always rash to prophesy, especial
ly so when dealing with the vagaries
and whims of the mode, but caped
coat3 and dresses, printed dresses
with short jackets to match and
bright colors such as red in all
shades, bright blues and greens,
would seem to assure a colorful
future at any rate.
IntarniUin* ai
Old Mother Goose
Battles for Life
In Columbia Row
New York—Mother Goose is on
trial for her life in this witch-rid
den city and a lot of women pro
fessors are throwing adjectives at
one another with reckless abandon
up in the sacred precincts of Col
umbia university teachers college.
Today it looks as if New York
had grown too literal minded for
the foolish philosophy of the poor
old Vidy and that the present gen
eration of children, so far as Co
lumbia educators can see to it, will
have to give up Peter Piper, the
Old Lady in the Shoe, Simon and
the Pieman and as a crowd of
companions from the animal world
as ever romped their way through
the tattered pages of a nursery book.
\ians Jingles
These are sad days for poor old
Mother Gooose and the wee fairy
folks, for Miss Mary Duggan of the
bureau of educational service at
teachers’ college has declared that
nursery jingles and fairy tales must
go. The Moo of the Moo Cow, the
bear that walked and talked like
a man, Red Riding Hood and the
Hungry Wolf, Goldy Locks, the Lit
tle Red Hen, Jack the Giant Killer
and even frightened little Peter
Rabbit are taboo.
In place of these old friends who
have made their homes in a mil
lion nurseries for more years than
a grandfather can count, the thou
sands of teachers being graduated
from teachers’ college each year, if
Miss Duggan has her way, must put
the stories of truth—tales of good
boys and girls who eat their cereal
and spinach and become strong men
and women. Other Columbia brand
nursery stories tell of children who
brush their teeth three times a day
and never have to go to the den
tist more than twice a year.
Mather Goose Finds Friends
Teachers headed by Professor
Annie Moore and Joan Betzner of
the children's literature course and
Miss Alice Dcalgliesh, teacher of
story telling for young children,
holds a different opinion. They
would not put Mother Goose to
death, but they would take her
broomstick away and give her a
vacuum cleaner. They advocate re
taining the best features of the old
lady’s works as well as those of
Grimm and. Hans Christian Ander
son fairy tales and adding to them
the better modern children’s tales.
The new trend in fairy tales is
moderation, they say.
WOMEN SPEND BIG
SUMS FOR BEAUTY
AIDS, FIGURES SHOW
Minneapolis—Milady’s face is not
;nly her fortune, but her cosmetic
an’s as well. A Minneapolis millin
jry authority asserts that out of
51,000 spent by the average woman,
1138 is for cosmetics, and the beau
tician follows the cosmetician and
gets $100. Meanwhile the millinician
gets only $48 of the $1,000, he says,
and the bootician gets $40.
If the figures are correct, they
show, among other things, that the
persons who deal with the face have
outsmarted those who deal with the
feet and even those whose commod
ity is headgear. It would appear,
too, that shoes and hats wear better
than faces, but this observation is
more superficial than superfacial.
Even so, Minnesota’s feminine mil
linery output Is rated at $1,100,000.
It sounds better in the large than
when stated on a per capita basis
which would be only about 50 cents
a head, whereas everyone knows
there is hardly a head in Minnesota
that is hatted for so little.
There are items under other heads
omitted by this disclosure of milady>
bills—which might be revealing,
though it is easy to see that he is
following the mode trend of the
moment, which operates against re
vealing quite as much as formerly
was in the open. He says silk hos
iery is the next largest item after
shoes, but he omits mention of the
figure, possibly because the figure
is not going to be revealed this win
ter, at least not so definitely as
heretofore.
Of course, these are data for pe
riods lately passed. The coverage for
the winter of 1929-30 will be more
extensive.
Conceal scuffs
this easy way
A touch or two of the dauber conceal* scuffs like magic.
Colot is restored uniformly to tided shoes Mere than j
1° long-life chines—jo cents. Colors for black, brown, j
tan and white shoes — a neutral polish for others, j
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Recover Silver From
Films of the “Movies”
How one of the large Hollywood
motion picture laboratories has turned
Its tanks of old developing solutions
Into a silver mine yielding $0,000 a
mouth Is told by the government
bureau of standards. The emulsion on
undeveloped Him consists largely of
silver, associated with bromine to form
silver bromide. vYhon developed, the
silver bromide that has been exposed
to light changes to metallic silver. In
the fixing hath, the unchanged silver
bromide Is dissolved out, leaving clear
spaces where the film was In darkness,
livery pound of silver bromide con
tains more than nine ounces of silver.
Though miles of dim are run through
the solutions weekly, and they con
tain large quantities of silver, they
were formerly thrown Into the sewei
when their power was exhausted. Now.
by a simple chemical process, the sil
ver Is recovered, and sold to the Unit
ed States mint at San Francisco. Old
film Is also burned to recover the sil
per and sometimes yields ns much ns
$1,000 worth of silver a month In ad
dition.
Turtle Centuries Old
A glum sea turtle, five feet long nnd
estimated to he not less than the hun
Jred years old, has been taken alive
t>y Dr. W. .1. Kent, curator of the
Hastings (Nob.) college museum, 1'lie
turtle was caught In (lie Bahama Is
lands. The reptile will he shipped to
Hastings and placed In n tank of run
ning water at the museum. “When
Columbus visited the Islands on tils
voyage of discovery," a letter from
Kent said, “this turtle was probably
fifty or seventy-five years old, and
measured six or seven Indies.’’
Scott in High Place
The Scotch appear to have a strong
uold on the British premiership .1
Itamsny MacDonald Is the fifth prime
minister from Scotland In thirty years
The others were Lord Koseherry, Sir
Henry Campbell-Bannerman, Earl Bui
four nnd Ronar Law. During the same
period the Welsh have had one pre
micr, David Lloyd George, and the
English two. Lord Salisbury and Stan
ley Baldwin.
Study South Sea Islands
British scientists are condudiug a
hree-year survey of South Sea Is
land trees, plants and Insects, many
of which It Is feared ore becoming
extinct
Jute Substitute Sought
Scientists in Brasil are experiment
/ng with the manufacture of coffee
and sugar sacks from the fiber of hn
nnna trees to replace the more ex
pensive jute sacks.
Indications
"Has Doris gone to the dance yet?’
“She must have; most of her clothes
tre here."
1 Army Chaplain*
The various denominations are rep
resented In the army chaplaincy as
follows: Baptist, North, 8; Baptist,
South, ?>; Baptist, colored. 2; Congre
gational, 8; Disciples of Christ, 7;
Evangelical, 1; Lutheran, 8; Methodist
Episcopal, 17; Methodist Episcopal,
South, 8; Methodist Protestant, 1;
Methodist Episcopal, African, 1 ; Pres
byterlun, U. S. A.. 10; Presbyterian,
U. S., 2; Presbyterian, Cumberland, 1;
Protestant Episcopal. W: Reformed In
America, i; Reformed In United
States, 1; Roman Catholic, 20; Uni
tarian. 2; Unlveralist, 2.
Evening Conversation
“John, I'd like to buy some stocks
when I hoy touch bottom.'’
“Um."
“But we haven't any money.”
“Won’t need any money,” grunted
John. “Bottom is nothing.”
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weak, nervous or
ailiflg woman, Dr.
Pierce's Favorite
Prescr i ption
comes to her aid.
Women in every
walk of life today
say Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Pre
scription is a re
liable medicine. It
is made from roots
and herbs, sold by
druggists, in both fluid and tablets.
One woman who used it said: “I had a gen
eral breakdown. My nerves were all gone, I
had no control of them and my back ached
as though it would break. I got so thin, weak
and rundown I waa not able to do anything,
but after taking Dr. Pierce'* Favorite Prescrip
tion for a time I regained my health. It seemed
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general way.’*—Mrs. J. IL Harbour, 1412 I.yoo
SL, Des Moines, Iowa.
Send 10c for trial pkg. tablets to Dr.
Pierce’s Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y
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SIOUX CITY PTG. CO., NO. 1-1930
Setting Pest on Pest
Natural enemies of pests thnt trou
hie ninn are being used In New Zea
land. Tests with the cinnabar moth
on ragwort proved successful and II
(he moth can adapt Itself to the cli
mate. large numbers will be liberated
In Infested areas In an effort to stamp
out Hie ragwort
Seems So
Mrs. Sktrtsuppe—Oh, yes, I’ll ndmll
it. Most women think of nothing bul
their clothes.
Mr. Hardfax—And they seem to d«
less thinking every year.
The young man who embraces hit
sweetheart shows his love for her ll
n roundabout wny.
It Is the unconventional woman wh»
has a mania for attending eonven
tlons.
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Some folks take pain for granted.
They let a cold “fun its course."
They wait for their headaches to "wear off."
If suffering from neuralgia or from neuritis,
they rely on feeling better in the morning.
Meantime, they suffer unnecessary pain.
Unnecessary, because there is an antidote.
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from various aches and pains we ones had to
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t
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