When food
Sours
Lots of folks who think they have
•'Indigestion” have only au acid condi
tion which could be corrected in five
or ten minutes. Au effective anti-acid
like Phillips Milk of Magnesia soon
restores digestion to normal.
Phillips does away with all that
sourness and gas right after meals. It
prevents the distress so apt to occur
two hours after eating. What a pleas
ant preparation to take! And how
good it is for the system! Unlike a
burning dose of soda—which is but
temporary relief at best—Phillips
Milk of Magnesia neutralizes many
times its volume in acid.
Next time a hearty meal, or too rich
a diet has brought on the least dis
comfort, try—
PHILLIPS
L Milk .
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In Reply Would Say—
First Employer—A Miss Burke Is
applying for a position In my office.
Did she ever work for you?
Second Employer—No.
First Employer—I see. Dow long
was she In your employ?
Health Calving v-a
liunshin
Mancloim Climate — Gone! Hotels —• Tourist
Camps-—Splendid Hoads—Gorgeous Mountain
Views. The wonderful desert resort of the West
PWrlto Oreo A Chaffey
Alan Spring*^
CALIFORNIA ^
Landed Easily
Mrs. Whimper—Oh, dear! T wish
my husband wasn’t such an easy mark
for the women.
Mrs. Pstinger—You’ve no kick com
ing. If he hadn't been easy, you nev
er would have caught him.
Worth Knowing When
Winter Cold Comes !
Did you ever hear of a- five-hour
remedy for colds? There Is one, and
it really does bring you out of it com
pletely. Even if it’s grippe, this meth
od works, only takes longer. Tape’s
Cold Compound is in tablet form.
Pleasant-tasting. but it surely has the
“authority!”—Adv.
Narrow Escape
“Mr. Simpson, I hear that your
brother is about to be married.”
“Oh, no. Miss Sparks. He’s entire*
ly outside of all danger now.”
Not Very Thirsty
“Let’s have some ginger ale!”
“Tale?”
“No, just a glass will go.”
Drink Water to
Help Wash Out
Kidney Poison
If Your Back Hurts or Bladder
Bothers You, Begin
Taking Salts
U - u
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore don't get scared and
proceed to loud your stomach with
a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract.
Keep your kidneys clean like you
keep your bowels clean, by flushing
them with a ndld, harmless salts
which helps to remove the body’s uri
nous waste and stimulates them to
their normal activity. The function
of the kidneys is to filter the blood.
In 24 hours they strain from It 500
grains of acid and waste, so we can
readily understand the vital impor
tance of keeping the Sidneys active.
Drink lots of good water—you can’t
drink too much; also get from any
pharmacist about four ounces of Jad
Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass
of water before breakfast each morn
ing for a few days and your kidneys
may then act fine. This famous salts
is made from the add of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for years to help clean
and stimulate clogged kidneys; also
to neutralize the acids in the system
so they are no linger a source of irri
tation, thus often relieving bladder
weakness.
Jad Halts is inexpensive, cannot In
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
lithia water drink, which everyone
should fake nowand then to help keep
their kidneys clean and active. Try
this; also keep up the water drinking,
and no doubt you will wonder what
became of your kidney trouble and
backache.
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In Land of the Free.
A resolution to restore the rights
of citizenship to approximately 1,
500 men and women who were con
victed under the war-time espion
age act for utterances disapproving
the war was introduced in the House
today by Representative Victor L.
Berger of Wisconsin. The bill re
quests the president to proclaim a
full pardon and amnesty, with res
toration of all civil rights, to all per
sons who, during the late war, "were
convicted of utterances in speech or
writing deemed to be prejudicial to
the conduct of the war, or of con
spiracies to violate war laws in
which no acts of violence were in
volved.”
In a statement he issued, Con
gressmen Berger said:
"It is a sad commentary on the
state of our public opinion that after
all other countries engaged in the
World war have not only discontin
ued punishing their wartime dis
senters but have restored to them
their rights, the United States still
punishes those who did not believe
that it should have entered the war,
and who gave expression to their be
liefs by the written and spoken
word.
"In England. 23 men convicted for
their opposition to the war are
members of the house of commons,
and one of the leading opponents
of the war, whose activities brought
him to the verge of a prison sen
tence. Ramsay MacDonald, has since
been a prime minister, and is likely
to be one again. The feeling that
the war was a collosal blunder, and
that those who were opposed to it,
were the nations’ most loyal citi
zens. has grown everywhere, except
in the United States, which had
least reason of all to enter it.
'“Not one of the 1,500 men and wo
men convicted under the espionage
act had committed an act of vio
lence. In speeches and in writings,
they declared their skepticism about
the war being one to end war, and
that democracy would be saved for
the world by reason of it. Their
skepticism has been found to have
been justified, but instead of recog
nizing that to be true, they are still
denied the right to vote, to hold of
fice, or to serve on juries, because
they have been convicted under the
espionage act.
“The issuing of a general procla
mation of amnesty was followed af
ter the Civil war. I propose that it
be followed now. History will look
upon such an act of justice as It
does now upon the efforts that were
made to heal the wounds of the
Civil war.”
"Big Bill” Didn’t Fit
Helen Calista Wilson and Elsie
Reed Mitchell, in Asia
Magazine.
Big Bill Haywood, for whom the
Russian government had been try
ing to find suitable occupation ev
er since he had jumped his bail in
the United States and gone to Rus
sia, was made a general manager
for Kemerovo, and our troubles be
gan.
Haywood’s undeniable success in
pointing out the many ways in
which the industrial system is all
wrong had seemed convincing evi
dence that he was the very one to
set it right and in his appointment
as manager in Kemerovo there was
a certain quality of dramatic fit
ness, sepecially since so many
members of the first groups were
I. W. W. But he had neither the
experience nor the professional
training to organize so intricate
and technical an enterprise. The
temperament that makes a good
agitator generally makes a poor ex
ecutive—a fact which the soviet
government has proved to its cost
many times ever since the revolu
tion. As general manager Hay
wood was a failure. His career in
Kemerovo was short. The crowd
liked him and always remembered
him with affection, but he was
auite unable to cope with the un
expectedly complicated and diffi
cult situation found there by the
arriving groups.
Big Bill Haywood died not a
Identity of Adopted Child
From New York World.
We had occasion some time ago
to speak of the misery that is caused
by the practice that seems to be
prevalent in connection with the
adoption of children. This is the
concealment, on the part of the or
phanages and other such institu
tions, of information as to the
child’s origin, the idea being that
its rearing is made simpler if all
bridges are burned behind it. Now
the dispatches tell of a case where
this has worked the most fantastic
hardship. Ralph P. Heard 41
years old. a prominent archi
tect if Boston, was adopted out of
Revision of Army Promotion
List to Correct Injustices
From Washington Times.
On the calendar of the present congress are two measures, known
as the Black bill In the Senate and the Wainwright-McSwain bill in
the House, which provide for the revision of the army promotion list
to correct injustices done certain groups of World war emergency of
ficers now in the regular army.
These injustices were caused by a war department interpretation
which, in effect, ignored the grades of captain, first or second lieu
tenants for which these officers had been recommended by examin
ing boards and "scrambled” them together indiscriminately solely in
accordance with length of commissioned service.
Both military affairs committees of congress, by their favorable
action in reporting out the legislation, are agreed that the present
•arrangement is wrong, and the Times is in complete accord with sv.ch
views.
The clause in question read that "captains and lieutenants shall
be aranged in accordance with length of commissioned service," and,
as Maj. Gen. Peter C. Harris, former adjutant general of the army,
testified, this was generally understood to mean that captains would
be placed among captains, first lieutenants among first lieutenants
and second lieutenants among second lieutenants. Such was the meth
od used in placing the colonels, lieutenant colonels and majors ap
pointed as a result of the examinations, but the war department did
not follow that procedure in the lower grades.
By its ruling men found qualified for no grade higher than sec
ond lieutenant were, if they had one day’s more service, moved ahead
of others who had been found qualified for appointment as captains,
and these second lieutenants were then immediately promoted to cap
tains and took rank above the original captains.
Why the war department made such a ruling is now immaterial,
but the fact remains that with the present list every regular officer
has a chance to be retired as a colonel, while less than 450 of the more
than 2,500 former emergency officers in the lower grades have this
opportunity. Likewise the questioned interpretation enabled the sud
den elevation of over 1,000 regular army first lieutenants to the grade
of captain and the placing of them ahead of hundreds of emergency
officers appointed captains. This is particularly unfair, as these reg
ular lieutenants average about 10 years younger than the emergency
captains and therefore will forever act as a block on promotion.
Of course, such an interpertation. general in its terms included in
its results some emergency officers who profited equally with the reg
ulars at the expense of their emergency brethren, but the records show
them to be in the minority.
The House military committee is convinced that ‘‘a grave injustice
'•was done and that a correction of this error can disturb no vested
rights;” further, that "the obvious remedy is to place officers on the
promotion list as they should have been placed in 1920-21.” This is
the viewpoint of Representative Frank James, a recognized impartial
expert on military matters, who stated that he never thought the law
could be interpreted as it was.
great while ago in Moscow, a pen
sioner of the Russian government—
a not unromantic ending to an ad
venturous career. His last years
were spent in the Lux hotel, a
splendid building on one of Mos
cow's main streets, formerly, as its
name indicates, a fashionable hos
telry. It is now used as living,
quarters for those connected, with
the Comintern—the communist
international. Here, among a sin
gularly interesting and varied
group of people gathered from all
quarters of the globe, Haywood had
a room with a balcony over tl.e
street. When he was not occu
pied with writing his memoirs he
used to sit there during the long
summer days watching the cosmo
politan life of Mosciw flow by
May day parades, red army regi
ments, election day crowds.
Q. How many Mohammedans are
there in Paris? M. H.
A. It Is said that Paris is to be
the established center of the Mus
sulman world. The Mohammedan
mosque, which was erected last year,
is the mecca of 50,000 resident Al
gerians, Tunisians, and Moroccans
besides numerous other coreligion
ists of Egypt, Turkey, Persia, and
India, traveling in France.
an orphan asylum by a family liv
ing in Weston, Mass. When he was
21 years old the adoption was made
legal. He served 22 months in the
war as a lieutenant with the Amer
ican army in Fiance, and certainly
would be regarded by most of us as
an American citizen. Yet now,
when he wants to go abroad, the
state department will not issue him
a passport because he is unable to
furnish documentary evidence of
his birth. Moreover, it develops
that he he has tried to find this
documentary evidence for some 20
years, employing expensive lawyers
to aid him in the search B"t so f*r
Treated Like a Pupil
Lilli Lehmann, famous operatic
j artisl, achieved a great reputation as
! a singing teacher after her retire
: mont from the stage. To her pu
! pils she was frequently the reverse
, of complimentary arid they stood in
| great awe of her. Not so her cook,
j who, on one occasion, had spoilt a
j dish of which the great diva was
I extremely fond.
I in her disappointment Lehmann
; heaped burning coal in the shape of
' invective on the offending cook’s
I head wrho, however, remained un
perturbed for a while. Suddenly the
worm turned:
“No more, madam, if you please,
she warned. “You may think I am
one of your pupils, but, thank good
ness, I don’t want to learn singing.”
I » ♦
In-A-Door.
“Well. I home to my downy cot.”
“Downy?"
“Yeah, the kind you let down
from the wall.”
->♦
Q. Please name six famous ora
tors who lived before the time of
Christ. M. B
A. Demosthenes, Isocrates, Lysias,
Aeschines, Pericles and Cicero were
famous orators.
he lia-s been unable to liscovcr any
thins: that will pass muster.
The slate department, it would
seem, micfht exercise a little discre
tion to assist a man who is palpa
bly the victim of very unusual cir
cumstances. But that, after all, is
not the point. A situation exists
here which is tragically serious for
a portion of our citizenry. Some
means should certainly be devised
to compel institutions to file in a
place of public record, such inform
ation as they have about the
children commuted to their care, so
that the children may have t.10 .
u-nefit of it in later U»»
New Ja^s Temple Will
Be Built cf Conerc:i*
Reinforced concrete construction In
a Buddhist temple will bo used for
the tirst time In the history of Japan
In tlie building of tlie new Asaknsu
Ilongnn temple. In the ('oni-y Island
district of Tokyo, replacing the lein
ple destroyed by the earthquake of
, 19215. Heretofore all Buddhist tem
pies have boon of wooden construc
tion and of n uniform architecture,
varying only in detail and size. Hill
cinls of tlie temple declare that they
learned by the earthquake of 1923
that concrete construction is neces
sary to insure permanence. In or
der to maintain the peculiar Buddhist
architecture of the temple, the ex
terior will lie painted the dark color
of polished hnrdwood. The interior
will lie lined with the special wood
always used in temple buildings. The
new building will cost about $1,500,
000, to raise which a campaign has
already been started.
Letter Long on Way.
After ij years of travel between
Pasadena, Calif., and Colombia, Smith
America, a letter has been returned
tc the sendci. In December, 19KJ, Y.
Posthmua ot Pasadena, sent n letter
seeking employment to n mining com
pany In South America. The assort
ment of stamped directions on the en
velope indicated the Colombian post
Kflice authorities made little effort to
deliver it until February, 1920. Then
dttempts lo find the addressee were
without success and the letter was
(itarted hack toward Pasadena. For
the last eight years it lias been wan
dering In that general direction.
Posthuma, fortunately, did not wait
for a reply to his letter before seek
Puzzle for Golfers
When n lamb picks up your golf
hall and drops it Into the cup, do vou
hole out? That Is a question that
puzzled English golfers. The incident
occurred nt the Ihirfon-on-Trent Golf
club. A player clipped his third shot
against a lamb lying on tlie green.
Although the flag was still In the
hole, the Iamb deposited the hall with
ease.
Rubber Wood for Violins
Ditmar-Graz, an investigator of Ger
many, lias announced that modern vio
lins rivaling the old masters’ instru
ments in tone are possible, if the wood
Is impregnated with rubber latex be
fore varnishing. Me claims (hat in
the new process the rubber has the ef
fect of rendering the wood perma
nently elastic.
Tend* to Her Knitting
Not content with knitting 80 pairs
of mittens a year for forty-five years.
Mrs. Rosamond C. Deering of Port
land, Maine, has proved in her eighti
eth year that her Angers have not
yielded to the advance of years hy
raising ttie number to 120 pairs.—In
dianapolis News.
Silenced
“I saw you conversing with that
young chlmftfhctor.”
“Conversing! He bored me so tell
ing about his spinal cases, 1 finally
rsld him I didn’t want to hear any
n-Are of his hack talk.”—Boston
TrilnscripL
Wrist-Wrecking
A man named Dawidowicz Asnjed
ofl'skl lias been arrested in Berlin for
forgery. We can hardly blame him
for not wanting to sign Ids own name.
—Boston Transcript.
Parrots are seldom born In captiv
,ty, but Nature Magazine records n
case of a parrot hatched in a San An
tonlo shop.
fpAVEfti
To break a cold harmlessly and in a hurry try a Bayer Aspirin
tablet. And for headache. The action of Aspirin is very efficient,
too, in cases of neuralgia, neuritis, even rheumatism and lumbago.!
And there's no after effect; doctors give Aspirin to children—
often infants. Whenever there’s pain, think of Aspirin.- The
genuine Bayer Aspirin has Bayer on the box and on every tabled
All druggists, with proven directions.
Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin;
it does NOT affect the heart
| A^hii to Ito Unit auk of Bo/to Monafoof p of toinoontlr lllutio of MKflNMlS
Denver Mother
Tells Story
Nature controls nil
the functions of our
digestive organs ex
cept one. Wo have
control over that, nml
It’s the function that
causes the most trou
ble.
See that yonr chi!
dren form regular bowel lmbits, and
at the first sign of bad breath, coated
tongue, biliousness or constipation,
give them a little California Fig
Syrup. It regulates the bowels and
stomach and gives these organs tone
and strength so they continue to act
as Nature intends them to. It helps
build up and strengthen pale, listless,
underweight children. Children love
its rich, fruity taste and It’s purely
vegetable, so you eon give It ns often
ns your child’s appetite lags or he
seem; feverish, cross or frdkful.
Lending physicians have endorsed
it for HO years, and its overwhelming
snles record of over four million bot
tles a year shows how mothers depend
on It. A Western mother, Mrs. It. W.
Stewart, 4112 Raritan St., Penver,
Colorado, says: “Raymond was ter
ribly pulled down by constipation. He
got weak, frctftil and cross, bad no
appetite or energy nnd food seemed
to sour In bis stomach. California
Fig Syrup had him romping and play
ing again in just a few days, and
soon lie was back to normal weight,
looking better tlia* he had looked in
months." ,
Protect your child from Imitations,
of California Fig Syrup. The mark
of the genuine is the word “Cali
fornia" on the carton.
Swedish Graduate* Idle
The great response which the young
Swedes have given to the desire of the
Swedish government for high stand
ard of education is worrying officials
of the University of Upsala, Sweden.
There are now so many young gradu
ates who have finished their university
courses that there is nothing for them
to do.
WHEN IT LOOKS DARK, to any
T H w e a k. nervous
or ailing woman,
Dr. Pierce’s Fa
vorite Prescrip
tion comes to
her aid. Women
in every walk oJ
life today say
Dr. Pierce’s Fa
vorite Prescrip
'•tion is a reliable
medicine. It is
made from roots and herbs, sold by
druggists, in both fluid and tablets.
Mr*. Elizabeth Rose of 300 W. 3rd St.,
Wichita, Kans., said:—"I am glad to have thia
opportunity to recommend Dr. Pierce’s Favorite
Prescription. I first took it about four yean
ago when I was much rundown in health. It
was rn ommended to be the best tonic and
nervine for women and I don’t see how any
thing could be any better. It gave me excel
lent health and strength in just a short time
and I delight In recommending it to other
sufferers."
Send 10c for trial pkg. tablets to Dr.
Pierce’s Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Remarkable Sentence
Because it contains every letter of
the alphabet, the following sentence
Is of greut value to typists In their
practice: The quick brown fox Jumps
over the lazy dog.
Light Fooled Plants
The light xtii«1 beat generated by the
giant searchlights operated each
night In connection with nn electric
and radio show at Philadelphia
caused a Japanese crab apple on the
ground to put forth hundreds of bios
sorns in November. Several forsythla
bushes and two cj:vvus not so near
the lights budded.
