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NURSES know, and doctors havi
declared there’s nothing quite lib
Bayer Aspirin for all sorts of achei
and pains, but be sure it is genuint
Bayer; that name must be on th«
package, and on every tablet. Bayer
is genuine, and the word genuine—in
red—is on every box. You can’t go
wrong if you will just look at the box;
Rife Acrr Furm, one mile North of Al^oster.
tin p-rmeled highway. For particulars write
ICKUAN BROS., ALCESTEK, 8. D.. RT. 2.
FOB SACK CHE.tr FARMS
Bow aa live doltara per acre, suitable for
various fuim product*. SCOTT NIXON, Farm
Department, Masonic Bldg., Augusta, Ga,
To Cool a Burn
Use Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
Money bar k for first bottle If not suited. All dealers.
Cecile't Sharp Wit
Heres the lutest on Cedle Evans
Bollywood's sharpest wit. The story,
told by James U. Quirk In Photoplay
Magazine, goes that she drove her
roadster Into the temporary garage of
a four-thousand-dollar-a-week-man on
the First National lot. Along came the
Kolls-Royce. ,
“What do you mean by stalling your
contraption in ray garage?” yelled the
justly irate F. T, A. W. M.
“I’m sorry,” apologized Ceeile. “1
«w one of your pictures last ulght
and 1 thought you were through
here.”
No Wood in This House
A house without a single sliver of
wood In Its construction is being
built in Gary, Ind., for the president
of a local steel company. The frame
work is made of angle-irons with a
complete system of diagonal bracing.
Both bolting and electric welding is
used to fasten the steel together. Con
crete is used In the foundation and for
the floors, while stairs, sills and in
terior trim are all steel.
Death to Cats of Rome
The mayor of Rome, Italy, has Is
sued a decree which puts an absolute
ban on all cats in the Interest of pub
lic health. The excuse that they keep
down the number of rats and mice Is
met with the statement that there are
much more effective ways of doing
this than by the use of cats.
Farmers to Use Planes
Many owners of large farms In
South Africa are considering the use
of airplanes for trips to the city.
Farms In that country are enormous
in size, as a rule, and planes could
also tie employed In making trips o(
inspection. Yards are so large thnt
there Is ample space for landing at the
owner’s front door.
Fooling Evil Spirit*
Among seml-elvilized races Inter
change of dress Is a serious business
and Is practiced regularly. In many of
the numerous islands hi Australasia,
whenever a man Is troubled with an
evil spirit he leaves his home secret
ly, dons a woman’s dress, assumes n
female voice and pretends to be other
than he really is.
Not Today
I.lttle Betsy was gazing out of the
window one afternoon during a re
cent severe storm. Site saw the sun
become overshadowed by heavy
clouds and the day grow nlmost dark.
“.My, there won't lie any daylight
savin' today,” she said sadly.
Don’t Judge a man's bravery by liD
conversation.
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Japan Is Good Market
For Noisy Music, Says
Berlin, < AP>—Japan knows much
more about contemporaneous Ger
man composers, especially those
with a penchant for cacophony,
than do the Germans themselves.
This unusual statement is made
by Director H. Gebhard of the Ger
man Grammophone company.
‘‘Our best market for ultra-mod
em offerings is Japan." he says. "In
Germany. Paul Hindemith, Arnold
Schoenberg, Ernst Krenek. Alban
Berg, or K irt Weill records have
but moderate sales: in Japan we sell
them by the thousand.
“I explain it this way: the Japan
ese is keen on everything modem,
he wants to be absolutely uptodate.
Now, he reads about the new school
of musical composition, and im
mediately orders records illustrat
ing it. As his ear is differently at
tuned from ours, he has none of the
inhibitions to overcome which hind
er the European from accepting new
combinations of sounds and new
conceptions of harmony easily
‘‘The average Japanese conse
quently knows the German mod
ernists much better than do the
Germans themselves.”
Germans Have Antidote
For Air Sickness, Claim
Berlin. <AP)—Air sickness, cousin
to seasickness, need no longer
haunt the dreams of the airplane
passenger starting from Europe’s
largest airdrome, Tempelhof Field,
Berlin.
The Tempelhof officials have in
stalled an apparatus for inhaling
antiair-sickness fumes, and are
convinced that It is a success. They
feel confident that other airdromes
of the Luftthansa (German Fed
eral Airways corporation) will emu
late the example of the Berlin fly
ing field.
Any passenger who fears that he
may become airsick, may inhale the
antidote, which consists in the main
of oxygen gas and cinnamon. Tho
mixture has a quieting effect >p
on the nerves of the diaphragm.
Air passengers who arrived at
Tempelhof quite ill from air sick
ness were brought back to normal
conditions within less than five
minutes through the inhalation of
the antidote. It is planned in due
time to have an inhalation appar
atus installed on every passenger
plane with tubes running to every
seat.
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^viuici a maauu r none
Exchange After Trouble
Tientsin. (AP)—Verbal abuse of
telephone “centrals” when connec
tions are not forthcoming is for
Gen- Li Yun-chang an inadequate
way to express exasperation.
This warlord, who commands the
35th division of Gen. Chu Yu-pu's
ill-disciplined Chihli army, had
trouble getting a connection through
the Tientsin headoffice exchange.
After exhausting a stock of exple
tives learned in the nigged Shan
tung mountains, General Li sent
soldiers of his bodyguard to the
exchange to show that he was not
to be trifled with. The soldiers as
saulted several Chinese operators,
smashed equipment and interrupted
service for more than three hours of
a busy afternoon.
The exchange is in Chinese terri
tody Just outside the boundary of
the Italian concession, but it serves
a large portion of the foreign areas.
The Chinese operators could not be
persuaded to return to their posts
until the company's foreign en
gineers arrived, took charge and
made the necessary repairs.
Dictator Chang Tso-lin at Pek
ing has ordered an investigation of
the affair.
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Build Heroes’ Mound
Of Earth from Graves
Budapest, Hungary. (AP) — The
government has invited all Hungar
ian communes to dispatch to Buda
pest half a kilo of earth taken from
the graves of heroes and from sites
of great national happenings. These
handfuls of earth will be used to
build up a “heroes mound” in the
shape of a pyramid outside Buda
pest, from the top of which the na
tional flag will wave.
Inevitable Reaction.
Elmer Davis, in Life.
The late readjustment, as the de
vout call it, of the stock market has
brought some comfort to us old
fashioned coaservatives who were
brought up on the multiplication
table and kindred outworn supersti
tions. For a year past our friends
who were getting rich in Radio and
General Motors have been assuring
us < as they assured us in 1919, and
as investors in Florida real estate as
sured us in 19251 that modern condi
tions had created a new heaven and
a new earth, more particularly a new
heaven, in which prices would keep
on rising forever and we could all
get rich by unloading our holdings
on each other. Well, once more it
has been proved that all that goes
up must come down; and that what
ever may have happened to the Ten
Commandments of late years, the
elementary laws of mathematics are
yet to b’ disproved.
There is little romance and ideal
ism in the statement that two and
two make four; but as a major pre
mise it is likely to prove a little
more satisfactory and workable than
the optimistic theory, lately ruarent.
that two aand two make 27. or as
much more as the price at which you
bjught the stock tnay require.
A Memento.
From Ttt-niu, London,
First Housewife I suppoM you
carry a memento of some sort »n
this locket of yours?
Second Dr to Yes, It Is a lock of
tnv husbands hair.
"But your husband Is still silver
"Yes. but his hair Is gone,”
• • <*»
la lisskl.
"Has the buuk a happy ending?”
asked Alfred
"I don t know ” responded gioue.
Don't know?'*
"In the last chapter they are mar
ried and begin hunting for an apart*
ment" ,
Follies Beauty Weds
• v". v.r^r«n
a*
IS'.
A romance that began in the
air high over Curtiss Field cul
minated when Clare Luce, for
mer follies beauty, became the
bride of Clifford W. Smith,
wealthy broker. Both are deep
ly interested in flying, having
taken up aviation shortly after
Lindbergh flew the Atlantic.
(Ifrtarnatlonal NcwmtmI)
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Champ Diving Clown
Here'# Stubby Krueger clown*
ing his stuff at one of New
York's great beach resorts,
from top to bottom the pic
tures illustrate Stubby's half
jack dive, his weak-kneed dive,
his pelican dive and his soldier
An e.
IIOWMMNl Nt»* **H
UARD-MK1N »H*Mt
ttew I'Ue spurn husi*o have a
hand blnrket lUaid skin dasten in
iim of tan and writ «n*r* and
Iwtwtw, One seat* theta to maU’U
«r«qr and tan llsard shoes. I
Debris in Wake of Cloudburst
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Two thousand persons were marooned, 185
automobiles were destroyed and property
damage running into scores of thousands of
dollars was wreaked by a freak combination
cloudburst and landslide which visited the
pretty resort of Rainbow Gardens, near Me*
Keesport, Pa. The above picture shows a
buiidinjj after the elements had finish^
with it.
(Intaraatlooal N»w»r«*l»y
She Ends a 3,C 1 J-Mile Ride
Out of the West up the steps of New York’s City Hal! rode
Alice May Sisty on her broncho Spottail. Iler 3,000 mile ride
ended, she handed to Charles E. Kerrigan, assistant to Mayor
Jimmy Walker, an invitation to attend the Cheyenne, Wyo.,
frontier celebration July 24-28.
(International Nmw*r**U
Peggy Joyce’* Sixth
to
Just as soon as Lord Northesk
(below) obtains his divorce
from Lady Jessica Brow*
Northesk, former Follies beauty,
he is going to trip to the alta{
for a second time with Peggy
Hopkins Joyce. But it will be
pretty Peggy's sixth saunte*
down the aisle to Mr. Mendels-*
sohn’s famous composition.
The happy pair are now eni
joying the bathing at Deauville.
(latarnatloDal N«»»«U ,
Bolt Kills Him
Lightning struck the fUhing
rod of Harold Hamm. Dart
mouth student, while ha was
flahing with comrade* in the
water* of I dike Winnepeaauku,
|f. H.. killing hint instantly.
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PRINCE AND MARSHAL TALK IT OVER
ThU tinuaual photo ahowa the Prince of Wale*, right, with
Marahal Koch rriving at Scarborough, Kngland, where the*
inspected the Hritiih Legtonaire* who gathered there tor their
annual conference.
