NURSES know, and doctors have
declared there’s nothing quite like
Bayer Aspirin for all sorts of aches
and pains, but be sure it is genuine
Bayer; that name must be on the
package, and on every tablet. Bayer
is genuine, and the word genuine—in
red—is on every box. You can’t go
wrong if you will just look at the box:
Plea for Matrimony
Capt. E. Jl King, who holds both the
Distinguished Service medal and the
Wavy cross, and whs at the age of
forty-seven has just qualified as a flyer,
was defending marriage at the Army
and Navy club.
“The Freudians and the super-real
ists and the bolshevists.” he said,
"can knock marriage all they please,
but the fac£ remains—”
And Captain King chuckled.
“The fact remains that a bachelor
©nly gets half as much mileage as a
married man out of a pair of socks.”
*—Exchange.
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A New EttcrmEsater that Is
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K-R-O does not contain arsenic, phos
phorus, barium carbonatecr any deadly
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ommended by the U. S. Dept, of Agri
culture in their latest bulletin on “Rat
Control."
1 “One of oergood custeinrrsiust told us he
gathered 10$ dead rate oo his farm from
using a 2-ounce package of K-R O. We
hear of many find-ng 30 or 40 rots after
using K-R O which is highly successful
tod should plea sc you ." Wolgatnul sOrua
tore, Kithwood. O.
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times as much) $2.00. Sent postpaid
direct from us if dealer cannot *upp1y
you. SOLD ON MONEY-BACK.
GUARANTEE. The K-R-O Com
pany. Springfield, Ohio.
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The Trouble
Sympathetic Neighbor—I hear you
lost your husband. It’s a terrible
tiling.
Widow—Yes, indeed. You know
what you’re losing but you don't know
what you'll get the next time.—The
Pathfinder.
How Blissful
“Yes, .Tuck and I agree perfectly
He thinks nothing is too good for me."
—London Tit-Kits.
Greatest piece of literature— *he
Bible—came out of the Orient—and
none since.
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Mature Cannon Fodder.
From Ann Arbor News.
Chancellor Lucius C. Clark of
American university, Washington,
woui1 protect “flaming youth” in
the next war and allow men of
more than 50 years tc fight the bat
tles. The older men would make
better “targets” than would 21
year-old boys. In whom the coun
try’s hope lies according to the
opinion voiced ty Dr. Clam in a
commencement address.
In theory there is much to be
said for his proposal. The idea of
making cannon fodder of young
toik, upon whom the future of a
nation depends, is not altogether
sensible, particularly when It is re
membered that the older men are
the ones who get their country into
trouble and are responsible for the
declaiations of war. No human be
ings ought to be used for cannon
fodder, of course, and it is possible
that in time warfare will be a con
flict of machines against machines,
If inc.eed it is necessary that wars
continue; but in general it may be
sad that young blood is morj es
sential to national progress, par
ticularly in reconstruction periods,
than are the older ones.
However, It would be next to Im
possible to utilize the theory in a
practical way. Youth is better able
to stand up under the rigors of
war; it can fight better, it suc
cumbs less readily to disease and
fatigue. If all the nations would
agree to use only comparatively old
men on the firing lines, something
practical might be accomplished In
the way of protection for “naming
youth ” but such a suggestion
would be only ridiculed if seriously
made to any of the leading powers.
And a nation defended by men ov
er 50 years old against an invasion
cy men of 21 would fare rather
badly. So long as there are wars
youth will have to fight the battles.
Cannot Repudiate.
Chicago Journal of Commerce.
One of the serious mistakes in
the republican national platform is
the complete failure to mention the
world court. This means that the
republican party, as a party, form
ally changes its mind about a ques
tion on which it gave a definite
pledge four years ago.
No doubt there are weighty poli
tical arguments in favor of this
change of front. The entire plat
form, for that matter, makes a
strong political appeal. Every item
in it was well thought out. As far
as the world court is concerned, the
framers of the platform were aware
that the proposal for American ad
herence to the court is unpopular
in the Middle West. In states like
Illinois, Indiana and Wisconsin, the
anti-court sentiment is unmistak
able.
But the needs of the nation, the
needs of peace, require mat the
United States adopt practicable
means for adjusting the differences
that have arisen concerning the
basis on which the United States
shall adhere to the court. The Sen
ate, in adopting the world court
resolution, made certain reserva
tions. The members of the court
have answered with certain reser
vations of their own. The difficul
ties of adjustment are not Irremov
able. Far from It. But they cannot
be removed without effort. That
effort must be made by the execu
tive arm of our government.
It is impossible lor the nations
now in the court to enter negotia
tions with the 90-odd members ol
the United States Senate. It is Im
possible for these nations to send
emissaries to the Senate for the
purpoae of reaching a practicable
agreement. But it is entirely pos
sible for the president of the United
States and his secretary of state to
enter a series of discussions with
the leading nations now In the
court and with the members of the
Senate committee on foreign rela
tions. for the purpose of obtaining
American adhrrenre to the court on
i basis that will protect America’s i
Interest*.
The Rig duration
From Answers
He; You know that I love you
,<nd will be true tc the last.
She; But how long shall I be
he last ?
• a
Hound* Interring.
From Life.
Sarah; Has vour bon ever ;
openly made love to you?
Clara; No, but go ahead and
tell me your story
- « • -mm
Q Doe* vaccinating dogs against
distemper prevent them from tak
ing the dl*e*»»» O D
A. It I* said to ur successful
I mat-tenth* cl the time
Vdr e-Mellon Incident Causing
Talk in Pennsylvania Politics
From the ^ew York Times.
It was inevitable that the pure minds of republicans it
Philadelphia would be stirred over the apparent slight tt
Secretary Mellon by Mr. Vare at Kansas City. Here, foi
example, is the June Bulletin of the Republican League ol
Philadelphia, which mournfully declares that what Mr. Vare
did, with “the humiliation of our distinguished secretary ol
the treasury which it caused, is likely to reverberate through
out the entire presidential campaign.” Be it understood thal
the Republican League has succeeded to the citizens’ party,
which polled 134,000 votes in the Philadelphia mayoralty elec
tion last November. It was and is in opposition to the regulai
organization controlled by Mr. Vare, of whom it now spcakt^
as having done “a disservice to the republican party that will
loom as of major importance during the campaign." Mr. Var«
has stood for party discipline and official subordination, yet
he was a flagrant offender against both. The League Bulletin
solemnly declares that, “Secretary Mellon was chairman of the
Pennsylvania delegation, and for a member of it, over the
head of the chairman, to presume to commit the Pennsylvania
delegation to any candidate was effrontery pure and simple,
contrary to all the rules of party discipline.
At this attack Mr. Vare will probably smile. But the fact
that there is resentment among Pennsylvania republicans at
the way in which Mr. Vare snatched the “key” of the na
tional convention out of the hands of Secretary Mellon is
plainly indicated by the attempts to glaze over the incident.
. 1 n l *i -1 i l • V l 1 • T 1 .
inus me correspoiiut*ni oi rue riumueipma m. uuuc uninn
telegraphed from Kansas City a touching account of the series
of mischances which alone prevented Mr. Yare from consult
ing Secretary Mellon before issuing his statement. The
tragedy, it seems, turned partly on an undelivered dispatch.
“If a telegram sent from the Yare train had reached the Mel
lon train and contact had been possible at Columbus, much
of the misunderstanding created by William S. Vare’s declara
ion for Hoover would have been avoided.”
Bad luck pursued the two Pennsylvania leaders all the
vay to Kansas City. By some malign fate the first section
of the special train became the second section at Pittsburg,
and there Secretary Mellon's car was by mistake hitched to
the first section. Then, obviously, “contact between Mellon
and Vare was impossible.” Yet Mr. Vare did his utmost to
let Mr. Mellon know what was going to happen. He sent a
telegram. He made use of an “emissary.” But all was in
vain. Mr. Yare found it impossible to “get into touch with
Mellon” immediately after arriving in Kansas City, so there
was nothing for him to do but to give out, in the form of a
statement, the political bomb which suddenly blew Secretary
Mellon into the Hoover camp. Yet everything was done, or
attempted, with the utmost regard for the sensihilites of Mr
Mellon. Mr. V are and his friends hope that the secretary
fully understands this. They disregarded and discredited
and apparently ended his leadership, but tliev did it with the
utmost regret and with the kindest feelings for him person
ally.
England’s Estate Laws.
Prom New Orleans T . picayue.
Lord Astor had a sad disillusion
ment when he hoped to stampede
England out of one of her long es
tablished habits. Great Britain is
about the only land left to civiliza
tion in which a decedent may total
ly disinherit his wife and children.
There are Constantly occurring in
cidents there of men leaving only
a pittance to the mother ot their
babies and bequeathing a fortune to
the “other women'' or to those en
tirely outside the family. Laws de
riving from the Code Justinian, as
we have reason to know in Louisi
ana. take a different view of right
and wrong in such cases, and the
wife's part and the '.hild's part are
secure.
It appears that, whereas England
has stood firmly for the p« rsqnal
freedom of action of the testator, 1
The l/M l hr Bel In
Prom Answer*
"Have you anything to s*y pris
oner. before sentence is passed up
on you?"
“No. your honor, except that it
take* very little to plea*e me?'*
Q Do elephant* of both sexe*
have tusks? Which have the larger
ear* -African or Indian elephant*?
H Mcr
A. The African elephant has
very large eera. a convex forehead,
and tusk* In both sexes. The
Astatic or Indian elephant haa
*mall or moderate sued ran. a
concave forehead, and tusk* only
on the male.
all other branches of the empira
have leaned toward the Justinian
view. So Lord Astor. strong In his
faith that right and justice were on
his side, on May 16 made a motion
In the house of lords that, if
adopted by parliament, would have
cancelled the power of the Briton
to disinherit. His argument was
strong and the appeal direct to the
emotions.
But no! The motion was received
with a grimness peculiarly British,
and after realizing the hopeless
ness of his case, his lordship begged
leave to withdraw his motion so
that the common law in relation to
Inheritances will persist. Some of
his more sympathetic friends ex
pressed regret that Lord Astor
should have given in so quickly and
voiced the ballef that there would
have been a lighting chanc* But
the mover ol the measure had seen
the light and doubtless knew when
he was beaten.
Amalrur Hardening.
From Passing Show.
Husband: I say. my dear, thorn
seeds you've put in are biennials
—they don't bloom until the second
year *
Wife: Oh. It's all right. Bob.
they're last year's seeds
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Q. How many leaves haa the
poison ivy? N. M 8.
A. The poison Ivy or poison oaa
(Rhus toxicodendion< somewhat re
sembles (lie Virginia creeper and
Is sometimes mistaken for it. The
Virginia creeper, however, haa five
leaflet* while the poison Ivy haa
only three
Chinese and Inaians
Alive to Food Values
Any custom Unit lias held Its own
for generations usually has something
hack of It, no matter how little It up
pears to be supported by modern sci
ence. In the opinion of Hugh S. dim
ming, stirgtKm general of the Uuiled
States Public Health service.
••For a thousand years.” lie says,
“the Chinese have prescribed the
heads of powdered toad lisli ns a rem
edy for heart trouble, and now udre
llu, the most up-to-date drug for the
treatment of heart disease, has been
found to exist In the head glands of
til;.t ftsli.
"For generations the fact that Amer
ican Indian hunters always chose (lie
liver and the white men the meat
when the animals they had tni|>|ied or
killed were divided was ipioted as
proof of their Ignorance and primitive
development.
“Vet in the last live years the great
nutritive Milne of liver has come to
he recognized and it Is prescribed In
cases of anemia.”
Obedient to Command
“Order in the Court ’
Patrons of a l.os Angeles theater,
seated behind a young wniniui wlm
mislaid her purse one evening recent
ly. missed a part of the photography,
been use the woman stood up to eon
duet her search for the lost article, hut
then enjoyed a little unintentional
comedy which others missed.
It was during a court scene put on
by the Vltaphone, and the court was
hearing parties in a separate support
action. Those sealed heliind the young
woman were getting lldgety, when ihe
Judge rapped tils gavel, and ordered.
“Order In the court, sit down!”
The woman was so surprised thut she
Ciihli liiu*l» info liur uutif mul lluii'u who
discovered the missing purse, where it
hud fallen.
Sea Birds Attract
The value of bird protection ns n
money-earning enterprise Inis again
been shown at I'erce. Quebec. I’erce
rock and Honaventitre Island, where
sen birds nest in thousands, have
long been bird sanctuaries under pro
vincial and Dominion law.
East winter un addition of 27 rooms
was made to a local hotel to accom
modate the growing number of nature
lovers who come ouch summer to this
itiecra of the sea fowl, and an increase
was also made in the number of
houses where tourists cun be accom
modated.
Youthful Composer
Erwin Dressel, age eighteen, is proh
alily tlie youngest contemporaneous
composer to have an opera accepted
for production by a large o|»eru house.
His opera, entitled “Poor Columbus.”
will soon he brought out h,v the Prus
sian state opera at Cassel. Dressel Is
orchestra conductor at the municipal
theater of Hanover. He first attracted
nation-wide attention when, at the age
of only fourteen, he composed the Inci
dental music to Shukesftenre's ‘As
\ on Like It” for the state theater at
Berlin.
Costa Rican Education
The minister of public instruction
of Costa Bleu says thut Costa Itieu
lias no standing army, hut lias more
teacliers than policemen, and more ed
neat ion a I employees than in any oilier
urnncii or the government. Kdiirutlou
fs compulsory between the ages of
seven mid fourteen, with at least two
years of Kngltsh after the fifth grude.
Five years of study Is required for
bachelor degrees, and there are uni
versities for those desiring higher ed
ucation.
Shingled Cats Oust Tabby
Shingled cats from Siam repluced
the old-fashioned fireside-loving tabby
at the recent fashionable cut show In
/London. Few of the domestic animals
were to he found, and the tiny for
eign creature with coat of black and
gold wns the most popular. One ov
these. Dion of Alllngton, was declared
champion of all champions and his
owner said she would not lake $.‘t,OUO
for him.
Lamp Swappers
The busiest exchange bureau in the
world Is the one at which millions of
us are forever trying to swap “Old
Lamps for New."—American Magu
zl ne.
POST
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First and Last
Strangcr-Thcn there's tlie Smiths.
They were among the first settlers la
tills town.
Shopkeeper — Urn; things havti
changed. They’re among tlie Inst sett
tiers now.—Montreal Star.
Whore there’s n .till there’s n lay.
Woman Driver
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