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Equilibrium
Junior—I know why my dog, Fido,
has his tongue hanging when lie rung.
Billie—Why?
“It’s to balance his tail.”
What He Plays On
A—Jones is musical, I understand.
What does lie play on?
B— The neighbors’ nerves chiefly.
Generous
Be (raging)—I'm losing my mind!
She—No wonder! Every time you
see me, you give me u piece ol it.
Incompatible
“What made the middle-man's wife
leave him?”
“Site says lie's too self-cenlered.”
Busses ore making the shoe I ms I
ness poor, say repairers around Hol
ton. England. Folk who once walked
now ride.
The ndvice you give a man hns
proP:.lily In-on given him many time*
before.
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Past State Commander Mat. A.
rinley, of Council Bluffs, was nom
inated for the Iowa Living Hall of
Fame by Harlan Miller in last Sun
day’s Des Moines Register. To
know Mat Tinley is to love him,
and he is loved because of the ser
vice he renders his fellow' men. A
man can well be measured by what
he does for others.
Reasons Miller gave for Tinley’s
nomination follow: He is a dis
tinguished soldier and surgeon; he
commands the military reserves of
four states—Iowa, North Dakota,
South Dakota and Minnesota; in
the event of war he would lead 30,
000 troops; he is a veteran of the
Spanish and World wars; he won the
Distinguished Service medal; he was
owe of the commanders of the in
trepid One Hundred Sixty-eighth;
as a surgeon for 26 years he has won
admiration as a thorough humani
tarion day and night; he ministers
with equal diligence to rich and
poor; he has served as chief physi
cian for three railroads; he has
served as chief examiner for sev
eral insurance companies. The
American Legion has chosen him as
its department commander for a
term: his former trenchmates of the
Rainbow division elected him their
president; he won the French Croix
De Guerre and is a member of the
Legion of Honor; he rose from sec
ond lieutenant to major general in
20 years; he twice left his practice
to serve ths republic on the battle
field; he is a valiant soldier in
peace as well as in war, and an in
spirational figure for young Iowans.
Tinley is 52 years old.
Ford Plants Lag.
From Barron’s Weekly.
Detroit authorities state that the
Inability of the Ford Motor com
pany to swing into quantity pro
duction on a scale commensurate
with its productive facilities still
constitutes the strongest argument
lor the continuance of flourishing
sales by the present leading pro
ducers. Sales of the new Ford
model to date are 150,000 cars.
April was the first month in
which the Ford organization tuned
up, output running about 30,000
cars. May, which was expected to
show a big Jump, totaled about 50,
000 cars—this at the end of the
fifth month of the year. As Ford
did about 100.000 units to the open
ing of May the total for the year to
date is therefore, about 150,000
cars.
Meantime, of course, General Mo
tors, Chrysler, Hudson, Willys
Overland and others have been en
joying record-breaking sales. There
is no question that a big portion of
the sales of their low-priced models
have been to potential Ford buyers
who would not wait.
Regardless of when Ford will
stage a come-back the manner in
which its total percentage of busi
ness in the industry has been de
clining is now being emphasized
anew. In the first quarter Ford
did only 70,000 cars or about 7 per
cent, of the 968,000 car total for all
domestic makers. Last year he
did only 475.000 or about 13 per
cent- In 1926 his 1.447,000 figure
represented about 32 per cent, and
tn 1925 the 1,798.000 output was 43
per cent. Back in 1924 Ford was
doing 51 per cent with 1,790,000
cars and trucks.
Furthermore, it is frankly admit
ted by Ford executives and con
firmed by outside cost accountants
that every Ford that leaves the
factory represents a present loss of
■ever twice Its selling price. Compe
tent observers are estimating the
1928 Ford deficit from operations at
between $75,000,000 to 8100 000 000 j
It 1* not to be supposed that the
delay in getting under way and the
prospective loss of this year mean j
that Ford ts out of the automobile
I'tclure permanently. The Fords
"Biddy” Scores Point
For Law of Averages
Forest t ake. Mtnn —There’s a hen
>n the chicken farm of g J. Oppllg* ;
tr which apparently belle'as tn the
law of average* one day Appltgrr
found two egg* in a neat one egg
measured teas than two tnehee
around and weighed lees than half
an ounce, white the other meas
ured eight Inches and weighed lire
nunraa He behaves the tame hen
laid both, the giant sort af com
neoaaitng for the daarf. i
They’re Nile Green
,ill dressed up at home is Sykna
Beecher of the Hollywood col
ony, in a pair of Nile green satin
pajamas until a jacket of green
and gold brocade. The blouse is
edged with brocade; and buttons
at the ankles hold in the trousers.
(InUrnatioowl Ne*ir*«l)
and their chief lieutenant have
chosen to go slowly, to make no
mistakes, to produce a perfect car
that would defy competition.
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Unfit Spokesman.
From Chicago Tribune.
A resolution to investigate some
of the international activities of
the federal reserve board is to be
pressed at the next session of con
gress. The resolution was intro
duced In the closing days of the
last session by Representative
Beedy of Maine. It was not acted
upon because of lack of time.
Meanwhile the governor of the
federal reserve bank of New York,
Benjamin Strong, ought to be re
moved The evidence regarding
his activities is already at hand.
He is at present in Europe, where
he is reported to be conferring
again with his friends, the heads
of the banks of England. Germany
and France. This time they are
concerned with the stabilization of
the French currency and the cur
rencies of some of France's Balkan
satellites.
It was after a previous confer
ence with these gentlemen that the
Chicago reserve bank was forced,
against the judvment of the bank
ers In this district, to lower its
rediscount rate, This step was
taken not In the Interest of this
district, but in the hope of tmprov
Policemen Should Pound
Pavement, Official Say*
Syracuse. N. Y.- Alderman Wil
liam A. Panworth believes police
protection ran be augmented with
out increasing the force "The trou
ble with the police." ire says. »*
that there a*v too many men tit
ling around headquarters at de«ks
In soft ioba and entirely toe ft*
on the street If (He so-called desk
men were put on the streets where
they belong. I am sure that It would
be a big step toward remedying 'lie
police situation rvnerallt "
MEMORY.
By Colton.
Memory is the friend of wit.
but the treacherous ally of In
vention; there are many books
that owe their success to two
things, the good memory of
those who write them, and the
bad memory of those who read
them.
ing the position of continental and
British currencies. Chicago bank
ers at the time pointed to the dan
ger of excessive speculation in this
country which would follow cheap
ening of the money rate, but their
opinions were given no considera
tion. We are not prepared to say
that the current wave of specula
tion can be explained solely by the
lowering of the discount rate, but
we are convinced that the lowering
of the rate did give great Impetus
to the bull market and to that ex
tent has served to direct money
into a gamblers’ market.
Mr. Strong’s policy was repudiat
ed too late when the governor of
the federal reserve system, who
had fallen in wdth hfs plans, re
tired from office. As governor of
the New York reserve bank he as
sumes to deal on behalf of tht
American people with the principal
financiers of Europe. The record
of his previous negotiations is far
from reassuring. His policies have
flowered in a wave of insane specu
lation. European currencies have
been so far stabilized that the
pound sterling is at a premium in
this country. We have had all the
stabilization of that sort that we
can afford.
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buggest Mail Delivery
By Fast Aerial Trolleys
Paris —Torpedo mail deliv
ery at the rate of 250 miles an hour
is said to be practicable by two
French engineers, L. Hlrschauer of
the French Aeronautic service and
A. Talou of the Southern Railroad
of France.
They believe that urgent mail
will one day be shot around France
J on overhead trolleys in small tor
pedoes propelled by electric rao
j tors.
They estimate that installation
would involve an outlay of only 10
per cent, of the cost of a railway and
that when traffic reached a volume
of frve tons a day each way on any
line the profit on the investment
would be 100 per cent.
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German Finds Iodine
In Milk of Wyk Cows
Emden. Germany —A valu
able medicinal remedy in the form
of iodinized milk has been discov
ered by Dr. Gmelin, a physician !n
Wyk on Foehr Island Jn the North
Sea.
Dr. Gmelin established the exist
ence of from one fourteenth to one
twenty third of a grain of iodine in
the milk of cows and sheep graz
ing on the islands or the German
west coast. Its presence is attribut
ed to the powerful Influence of the
1 North Sea. noted for Its emana
tions of large quantities of salt,
radium and iodine, especially dur
ing low tide.
DIIin i LAI i l ONQ
Columbus. Ohio.—Some months
ago James Nichols, 84 years old, a
Civil war veteran, married Mary
Nichols, 64 years old. After the
honeymoon, they settled down to
the proverbial “happy ever after."
But Nichols has now filed suit for
divorce, rlalmlnr; that hi* wife com
plains he is old ai:d infirm.
Jailhonsr Door Sticks
And Wobbly Goes Free
Merrlvllle. Ir4. ThU town re
cently lost Its first prisoner l» more
than a year, A dusty kr.ighi. resti ng
off the brake sods of a freight
train, was tacked up by authorities
and taken to Use jail. Hut he
couldn't be jailed f .>r the door of
the building, due to long inactivity,
had warped so hadly that It
wouMn t open The prisoner was m
Chinaman a Comrade
of Civil War “Vets”
Few Civil war veterans know that
one of their mini be. Is n Chinese. Ho
Is Edward Day Cohota, who Is still
alert at elghty-flve. More than eighty
years ago, as a small hoy of four In
tatters on a Shanghai wharf, he took
the fancy of a Yankee sailor, with
the result that thn boy sailed away
and never ngaln saw his native land.
He finally landed In Gloucester, Mass.,
the home of Capt. Edward Day, the
ship's master. The captain took him
to his home and gave him his name,
using In addition, Cohota. He grew
tip In the Day home and pnllsted In
the Civil war and when the war ended
had the great happiness of helping
his benefactor In Ids old age. lie re
enlisted In the regular army and saw
service on Hit* western frontier. He
was retired before the war of '98,
much to Ids disgust. While serving
1: South Dakota he married a Nor
wegian. Ho Ir, now a widower with
five living ch'Idren.—Poston Globe.
No Woofing Cows
I.lttle Samuel Goldstein, age three,
4559 North Illinois street, recently
was taken to the circus by Ids fat her.
On his return, his Uncle Abe tried
to get him to tell what he saw. hut
nil that Samuel would say was “ani
mals.”
Uncle Abe then called out Ids la
tent histrionic talents and gave what
lie believed to be a realistic interpre
tation of an angry lion.
"And did you hear an nnima! that
went: ‘Woof! Woof! Woof!’*’
“There weren't any cows there,”
said Samuel.—Indianapolis News.
a * m a at f • • •«« • • .
corpse naa rr inning i unci
Just ns the undertaker's assistants
wore preparing to close a eoffn in
which lay ttie body of a man at Bar
celona, Spain, bis widow observed
sticking out of bis pocket a fractional
lottery ticket. To her surprise on ex
amining it she found that it had
drawn the tldrd prize in a big lottery,
entitling the holder to a very large
sum. The man hud not worn the suit
for some time previous but, according
to the custom of the country, was
dressed in his best clothes for burial.
Build to Defy Quakes
A form of construction which will
offer great resistance to earthquakes
and will ndd to the safety of the
dwellers is the aim of builders In
Costa Rica. Residences are now being
constructed of high-grade wooden
frames and in many instances brick
walls are reinforced with concrete
pillars at close intervals. This makes
a solid frame of reinforced concrete.
In a quake, the frame, it is believed,
will remain standing and serve as a
protection to the building.
New Work for Women
Berlin has the first woman patent
attorney .in Germany. Frnulein Frieda
Herzfeld-Hoffman, a physicist, decided
there was more money in advising in
ventors how to protect the results of
their investigations than there was in
sitting behind leyden jars and other
laboratory paraphernalia. She there
fore switched over from science to
law and recently qualified.
Beyond Him
"Come along and play poker to
night.”
"Where at?”
"Xo. ntlKl Hill street, tenth floor.”
"Thanks, I don’t play that high.”
Sins of the Father
I.ou—My girl is a perfect angel.
She has only one fault.
Sam—What's flint?
I.ou—Iler father is a poor devil.
Courage is recognizing that the dle
ngreeable duty has to lie performed
and doing it.
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By Taking Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound
Nashville, Teen.—"I cannot say
too much in favor of flic madman
1 was in a run
down condition.
I worked in a
laundry but mjr
health got so bad
that I had to
give up work. I
Eofc a bottle of
ydia E. Pink
ham’s Wgatarda
Compound and
began taking it
and cverv time I
feel run-down I
get another bottle. It is an excel lent
ionic and I am willing to tell other*
about it. People take me to be much
younger than I am.”—Mas. Haubt
Poiinsteix, -IOC Second Avc. South,
Nashville, Tennessee.
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Yes, Indeed!
“I can’t get along with mjr wife.*
“Why not?” y'“
"All she does Is Ignore ine.M
"Ignore you?”
"Yes, nud if th*-re’» anything J
dislike, it’s ignorance.”
The Same Way
"Remember tlie fellows who used
to ride a bicycle without holding on
to tiie handle bars?”
“Certainly."
"Well, a lot of them are driving
automobiles now.”
Bound by Love
Tommy (at vaudeville show) —
Mother, why do them throe actor*
sing together nil the time?
Mother—Sh ! dear. None of them
wants to take all the blame!
Glee is what a countryman feels
when he sees u brushflre reach *
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