COULD NOT GET OUT OF BED Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Strengthened Her Elkhart, Ind.—“I had a fired feel ing and, was unable to get out of bed without the help of my husband. We heard of the Vegetable Com pound and de cided to try it. I am still taking it and it euro is a help to me. I can do my work without resting before 1 am through. I know that if women will give tl»e Vegetable Compound a trial they can overcome those tired and worn-out feelings. I cannot ex press the happiness I have received and how completely it lias made over *ny home."—Mrs. D. H. Sibeht, 1336 Laurel St., Elkhart, Indiana. Importance of Women as Bank Depositors For more than a century and a halt the saving? bank lias been conducted by men and largely for men. Lately many of the conservative directors of savings banks in the United States awoke to the fact that more than half of the depositors in these Institutions are women. Up to that time, only half a decade ago, little or nothing had been done to cater to the growing army of wom en pa irons. Even today only a small percentage of our savings hank olii cials know the relative proportions of their male and female depositors. The officials of one of the largest savings banks in this country, having 200.000 depositors, recently learned that 75 per cent of their accounts are handled by women, either in their own right or for some other member of the fam iiy.—Thrift Magazine. n:_t \r_u:. n_ When the curfew bell, rung for many years at Berdick-on-Tweed, did not sound as usual cud the town clock stopped, people were surprised. In vestigation of the unusual happenings led to the discovery of the master bellringer hanging dead In the bell loft.—London Mail. Still Put to Good Use The Salvation army at Ventura, Calif., is about to run a still. A 50 gallon still was captured In a liquor raid. “Who wants it?" asked the sheriff. “We’ll take It,” said the Sal vation army. “We can knock off the spout and it will be good to cook beans in.” If Only— Our faith In political prophets, which omountB practically to zero, would lie Increased if only they had sufficient faith in their predictions to advise pasting them in the hat.—SL I.oui-t Post-Dispatch. A Vicious Circle “Particular, is she?” “My, yes. She returned a round steak to the butcher the other dnj because it was slightly oval.”—Ladies' Home Journal. A la Mode “You have been a good boy. Papa’s going to buy you a nice violin.” “Goodie! Now’ I won’t have to get my hair cut I”—Life. Count ten before you speak and somebody will butt in and crowdxyou out. It’s an ill wind that can’t find any thing to tilow about. BILIOUSNESS RELIEVED . . . QUICKLY Carter's Little Liver Pills Purely Vegetable Laxative move the bowel* free from ---'pain and unpleasant after effects. 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The American railroads, which | admittedly were caught short by the development of the automobile, f the motor but, and the motor truck, do not intend to be caught short by developments in aviation. Just as during the last three or four years they have been using trucks and buses as auxiliaries, so are they now alert to any possibility of using air planes as auxiliary instruments, or of combining trains and planes in a single service A dispatch from New Pork indicates that one such possibility is already being devel oped. The plan is said to contemplate a two-day tram-ard-plane service between New York and the Pacific coast, the passenger leaving New York in the early evening, spend ing the night on a train, transfer ring next morning to an airplane, transferring to a train on a western railroad in the evening, transfer ring to a plane on the second morn ing, and arriving at the Pacific coast in the early evening. A simi lar service would apply on journeys from the Pacific coast to the Atlan tic seaboard. Various factors at present operate against successful operation of night-time airplane passenger serv | ice. The providing of comfortable sleeping accommodations would re quire so much room as to severely reduce tht number of passengers, with a consequent increase in the fare- Again, many persons who are willing to fly in the daytime are averse to night flying. Given the opportunity to fly in the daytime and occupy comfortable sleeping quarters on a train at night, they will be inclined to accept. The fare, of course, will be higher than for train service alone, but passengers will save almost half the time now consumed on a railroad journey between the two coasts. Several enterprising, well-man aged, and well-staffed airplane companies are now engaged in the business of transporting passengers on various stages of the transcon tinental journey. Whether or not the plan reported in the New York dispatch is now put into operation, there seems little reason to doubt that the large airplane companies will before long effect a junction of service with seme of the transcon tinental railroads, along some such lines as indicated in the reported plan. The Rosenwald Fund. From Chicago Journal of Commerce In the letter which he makes known that the entire $20,000,000 of the Julius Rosenwald fund will be spent within the next generation, Mr. Rosenwald is frank in uttering strictures upon such endowments as the Rockefeller foundation, which conserve their wealth for the future good of the world, employing only the income for current purposes. “I am not in sympathy," says Mr. Rosenwald in his letter to the trustees of his fund, "with this policy of perpetuating endowments, and believe that more good can be accomplished by expending funds as trustees find opportunities for con structive work than by storing up large sums of money for long pe riods of time. By adopting a policy of using the fund within this gen eration, we may avoid those ten dencies toward bureaucracy and a formal or perfunctory attitudj to ward the work which almost Inevit ably develop In organizations which prolong their existence in definitely. Coming generations can be relied upon to provide for their own needs as they arise." Perhaps they can. But it is not certain. It may be that the future will develop that a perpetual foun- j dation can perform a unique ser vice beyond the power of any otli- . er k.nd of organization. At any I rate. Mr. Rosenwald by his frank statement of policy and by his in- j l in- m il Humanist*. Robert A. Millikan, in the Atlantic Monthly. Not long ago I heard a certain j British literary man of magiuncent craftemar.xhlp and line influence in hia own field declare that he taw no valuta in our modern "mechani cal age." Further, this same man recently 1 visited a plant where the very foundations of our modem citrllirvi lion are be ng laid A ton of earih uM*frvimth a niour/Aln h it* •rred through that ton in infinite si. nal grain* U Just U worth of cop That ton of earth .1* being dug | “The Gate Crasher”—A Modern Business Drama in Two Acts «* By Gridiey Adams, in Magazine of Business. Time ... The Present Place . Sales Managers Oltice Dramatis Personae Stifnec Jones . A Sales Manager Miss Smith . His Secretary Mr. Brown . A Caller ACT I. MISS SMITH—Mr. Jones, there's a Mr. Brown outside to see you. STIFNEC JONES—Well, let him wait while I dictate these important letters to our salesmen. Take this (dictating): My dear Thomp son: We're getting nothing from ycu but alibis, alibis, alibis. Every day you write nothing but excuses as to the few calls you are able to make that day. You— MISS SMITH (interrupting)—Excuse me, Mr. Jones, but that Mr. Brown is still waiting to see you. STIFNEC JONES—Well, he’s got nothing else to do but see me, so let him wait. (Continuing dictation ) One would think that you spent most of your time inspecting excavations for new buildings in every town you stop at, or joining the crowds that watch the hoisting of safes to upper stories, and so on. You say “this man was busy,” and that you “had to hang around nearly an hour” before So-and-So would see you, and, that “that man was in a long conference,” and— Mi&b bMiiH (interrupting)—tr-r, Mr. Jones, you havent forgotten that that Mr. Brown Is still waiting outside— STIFNEC JONES—Let me see, where was I? Oh, yes— Do they suppose we pay you to do nothing but polish chair seats In outer offices? Why don't you bust in on those fellows; tell them that you represent a big house; that your time is as valuable as theirs; that if their salesmen have to hang around as they make you hang, then how much business do they expect their men to do in a day? Crash the outer gate, and— MISS SMITH (hesitatingly)—I—I—I think that Mr. Brown must still be outside, expecting that you will see— STIFNEC JONES—Well, LET HIM WAIT! My important work comes FIRST! Now, where was I? MISS SMITH—You were crashing the gate. STIFTJEC JONES—Oh, yes. Well, crash the gate; tell them your salary is so-and-so; that every hour you have to waste in hang ing around, pawing over every copy on their reception-room table, of Godey's Lady's Book and equally old trade papers, while they are getting ready to see you, means that the price of our product will have to be Increased to take care of this excessive overhead which they are causing us. Now, go to it! Let me get no more of any such excuses from now on—and I don’t mean maybe! Yours for getting more co-operation between business houses, Stifnec Jones. And write that same letter to the whole darned road bunch; they all need it. What we've got to have around here is less “reseating pants’’ items in our expense accounts, and better recognition from other concerns as to who we are! ACT n. STIFNEC JONES—Now, Miss Smith, if that man Brown is still out there, I presume I’ll have to see him. (Exit Miss Smith.) MISS SMITH—(Returning) He's gone. Here’s a note he left on the table. STIFNEC JONES (opens note and reads)—I’m Brown of the Brown-Broadhead company, in the market for 30 of your ma chines—at least I was in the market for the first 10 minutes, but the partition is thin and your letter sank in.—R. J. Brown.” struct ions to the Rosenwald fund trustees has made possible some kind of future comparison between the service performed by a tem porary foundation, paying out both its principal and its income and the service performed by a per petual foundation, distributin' nothing but income. Just as there have been other philanthropies modeled on the Rockefeller foundation, so there will be other philanthropies modeled on the Rosenwald fund. The compara tive values of the two plans will be tested The probability is that it will be found there is a need for both kinds of endowment. The Rosenwald fund until recent ly has devoted Itself entirely to the providing ot educational facilities lor negroes. Recently, however, the vope of the fund has been broad ened so us to become of a genet .U philanthropic character. out of its re.*ung place, transported to the mill miles away, the infin itesimal particles of copper miracu lously picked out by invisible chemical forces, then deposited in great sheets by the equally in visible physical forces of the elec tric turrent then shipped 3, ooo miles and again refui d. then drawn into wires to transport the foonerly wasted energy of a waterfall and all these oprratlcn* from the burled ton oi Ai I Mi tut dirt to refined copper In New York done at a cost of less than 13. for there was no more value there, Thu amaxing achievement not only did not interest this humanist. FRIENDSHIP. By Goldsmith. There are few subjects which have been more written, and less understood, than that of friend ship. To follow the dictates of some, this virtue, instead of be ing the assuager of pain, be comes tlie source of every incon venience. Such speculatists. by expecting too much from friend ship, dissolve the connection, and by drawing the bands too close ly, at length break them. Q. How much has it cost to build the New York Presbyterian Hospi lul? J. E. M. A. The vice president of the hos pi al says: "So far it lias cost us “bout *12.000.000 The end is i» Mrfht, however, and I think that will about cover it." bit he complaint d about disfigur •ntt the desert by electrical tram* mission lines Unbelievable blindness— a soul without a spark of imagination, r.ve it would have seen 100 ('*0 powerful planting horses whtni are speeding along each of those » ret, transforming the desert into a Harden making it possible *W him at d his kind to The and work w.th * it standing on the bowed backs cl human slaves at his prototype h«* always dime in ages past. -Seen In this rote, that humanist v aa neither humanist nor phtloio* I *er, for he was not really Inter* w ed in human.:y. Intruder Satisfied He Had ’Lowed Just Right A motorist traversing tlie Straddle Ridge region was amazed to observe a long yell emerge from a hole in the side of a hill, followed by a bunch of whiskers with a citizen in the midst of them. Upon coming out the gentleman hastened to tumble heels over head down the hillside. The traveler halted his vehicle and in quired the cause of the exodus. **I swapped for this place father day,” said tlie man who had emerged. ‘‘There’s a cave in there, and l started to Investigate It. I crawled In quite a ways and heered the dodflredest growling and grunting, and turned to get out. 1 dropped and broke m,v lan tern, and something that I ’lowed was an edd sow and a bunch of pigs came tearing out, knocking me down and ripping m.v clothes mighty nigh olT'n me.” "Great guns! What was It?” “Aw, Just a sow and pigs, as 1 lowed.”—Kansas City Star. Street to Be Ballroom Entertaining guests together and using the street ns the ballroom Is the plan being worked out by resi dents of one side of North street, London. Under the shadow of West minster the neighbors of the small and ancient street have become well acquainted, and ns their homes are too email for entertaining on a large scale, they propose lo cover the pave ment with an awning and throw open their respective houses, which will he used ns places for silling out. Dinner will l»e served in each house so that guests will have the choice of at least a dozen meals. Dutch Pacific Charity Fresh evidence of benevolence In times of national disaster has been given by the Dutch people. Thousands of persons contributed to the relief commission working on behalf of the victims of Inst year's floods in the Meuse district. Now a number ot prominent Dutchmen have Informed the commlsion that they will bear the rests of n building to accommodate many of the worst sufferers In the af flicted area. Mystery ot Love No one can give a satisfactory ex ^.lunation or a satisfactory descrip tion ot love, remarks Grove Fatterson. It depends on the Individual temper ament, the type, ttie point of view Much that Is mistaken foi love Is doubtless something else—something Instinctive and not discreditable, hut much less tine than love.—Capper’s Weekly. Poetry on Production Basis Two high school hoys called on Wil liam Uerschell, poet of the Indianapo lis News, asking him to honor rlieli yearbook with a poetical Introduction. “Why, yes. hoys, I’d he glad to write a little verse or two for your nu nual. When do you want It?” "Oil,” replied the boys, "we’ll Jus' sit here and wait for It.” Tactfulness Rewarded As a reward for their tactfulness during the great strike In Great Britain In Ib'.’fl, policemen of Edin burgh. Scotland, are to have a recre ation building. A fund for tlie pur pose was raised by people of all ranks, most of whom were opposed to each other during tlie strike, and were kept in order by the police. Blowing It “When old Itichleigli died he left a request thnt Ids dust be scattered to the four winds." "Well, ids spendthrift son Is at tending to that all right.” Where there's a will there nre al ways one or more lawyers. THERE is nothing guitc like Aspirin for all sorts of aches at: pains, but be sure it is genuine that name must be on the pacing*; and on every tablet. Bayer is *hmu inc, and the word genuine—m «* is on every box. You can't go smmm* if you will just look at the bos wiw you buy it: Aspirin Is ih«* usdo mark of Bsysr Msnufsctur* of Monoscetlcsciduter of Saflr;IkoMflk. No more Heartburn For correcting over-aciditsv»ar~ malizing digestion and cjtukAfijy relieving belching, gas,souraem* heartburn, nausea and otbKsr*& gestivedisorders. Safe. Pleat unit. 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