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self-defense.”—Kansas City Star.
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The time is not far distant when
the king of England will he able to
speak to all the lands under the Brit
ish flag through a radio broadcasting
station, Marconi, the wireless expert,
predicts.
The National Federation of Busi
ness and Professional Women recently
passed resolutions calling for the abo
lition of war.
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BY ARTHUR BRISBANO.
Prer< /e for first class shuddering
In Washington.
The communist member of parlia
ment, Saklatvala, is one of the Brit
ish delegation to the parliamentary
conferences at Washington. Saklat
vala in a public speech said, among
other things, this of the British flag:
“The Unioa Jack is the symbol of
enslaved labor all over the world. It
is the weapon with which the worker
is down trodden. In the name of the
British worker I demand that the
Union Jack shall cease to function. I
say, let us abolish the Union Jack.”
Suppose a communist or socialist
member of our congress said that
about the Stars and Stripes. What
would happen to him? Would he be
sent as a member of a congressional
delegation to London, or would he
be sent to the morgue?
The British are a queer people and
allow Britons to think what they like,
and “say” what they like. Tnat’s
one reason why they go on adding to
their empire, and one reason why
King George and his family still hold
the throne. They find it wise to let
men think and talk.
If Saklatvala tried to pull down the
Union Jack, they would put him in
jail quickly enough. The queer Brit
ish, although they haven't any con
stitution with free speech it it, seem
to take free speech seriously. We,
presumably more enlightened, have
free speech in our constitution, but
forbid it in practice.
The good missionaries in China
find dissatisfaction among converted
Chinese. The “psychology of the
converts” seems to be still Chinese,
not “Christian” and students at
Christian missions are organizing
anti-Christian demonstrations.
This should not surprise or dis
courage good missionaries. Scratch
a Christian Chinese, and you find a
Confucian or Tasist, without going
very far under the skin. It is easier
to change a man’s nominal religion
than to change his character or
thought.
History teaches that Asia does not
take to Christianity or its teachings.
Christianity originated in Asia, but
Paul had to take it to Europe to es
tablish it as the dominating religion.
It has never taken hold in any part
of Asia, where it was born.
Henry E. Huntington, of California,
pays more than $1,000,000 for four
paintings by Gainsborough, Reynolds,
Romny, and Constable. You are giad
that Huntington will have these pic
tures to look at the rest of his life
and glad that he has the money to
buy them. These portraits, with all
his other magnificent paintings, his
magnificent library, and the house
in which he lives, have already been
given away and are now the prop
erty of the people of California.
When a man gives what he has to
the people, the more he has the bet
ter.
Professor Price, who teaches ge
ology In Nebraska, is angry at the
British who shouted him down, when
lie spoke against Darwin. Says he:
“Ten millions in America are against
Darwin.” The professor might also
say, "Eighty millions in America
don’t know anything about Darwin,
and don't therefore, know really
whether they are with him or against
him.”
Chief Police Surgeon Owen brings
from Europe to Philadelphia this
statement:
“When I asked them In London
and Paris about drunken policemen,
firemen and taxi drivers they
laughed at me. There simply aren’t
any. The solution over there is, give
the police and firemen their light
wine and beer. It’s a cure for drunk
enness. There is no prohibition to
interfere with their imbibing of wine
Seems to Be irritated.
Oh, that we could have a Thomas
Jefferson to lead us back Into the
simplicities of government. He held
to the idea that the best governed
people were the least governed. A
fellow has to be careful these days
where he spits, even, for fear of hit
ting some federal agent or some
stat<» or city or township or town of
ficer, employed to erXorce some fool
law. Laws surround us on every
side, telling us what we can and
can’t do, or eat, or drink, or think,
or lo-ik, or ride, or walk, or every
thing. Any wonder we have a lot of
contempt for them? Let’s ask our
law makers to do a lot of repealing.
Legal Experts of Europe Prepare
Way for Rhine Security Measures
From the Indianapolis News
Legal experts, representing France, Great Britain, Belgium
and Italy on one side and Germany on the other have gathered at
London to prepare the way for a conference concerning security
along the Rhine. With their deliberations completed, a matter of
probably not more than a week, a call is forecast for a meeting
probably to be held in October to consider the making of the agree
ment. In the meantime the sixth assembly of the League of Na
tions opens on September 7 at Geneva, where the problem of se
curity in Europe seems certain to be discussed. Since all plans for
the Rhine pact include making the league an integral part of its
machinery, the assembly gathering and the security proposal are
bound together and add to the importance of the events of the next
few weeks.
Whether much can be done is doubtful but there are unmis
takable signs- that more hope exists than at any time in the last
seven years. It appears to be taken for granted that Germany
will become a member of the league, as she must if the Rhine pact
is to exist in the form now contemplated. Moreover, there is
growing support within that country in favor of the course, the
argument being that the Berlin government will be in a better po
sition to bring forward certain treaty revisions and boundary ad
justments. The fact that the league assembly will meet in advance
of the prospective security conference may defer the German ap
plication for membership until outlines of the situation are better
defined.
So numerous are the cross currents always present in Europe
that untoward circumstances may arise to interfere with the pres
ent plans. It is fitting that the Rhine, for centuries a stream that
has seemed to carry always an ominous warning of conflict, should
now be the center of efforts that would make of it a river of peace.
If the parleys that are considering the subject are successful, arbi
tration treaties between Germany and Poland and Germany and
Czecho-Slovakia ought to be made easier. That is extremely im
portant in considering the future of the continent. It is in the east
quite as much as in the west, that the danger of a rupture in the
European concert is possible.
and beer and there is no drunken
ness.”
That statement, shocking to good
prohibitionists, confirms what Thom
as Jefferson said more than 100 years
ago. He urged congress to en
courage light wine and beer in
order to get rid of whisky, which,
said he, kills half of our men and
ruins their families. Prohibition has
succeeded in getting rid of light wine
and beer, not of whisky. But, it has
been on trial a short time only.
Almost & Slip.
From Life.
Mr. Jones was a prominent mem
ber of the B. P. O. E. At the break
fast table this morning he was re
lating to his wile an incident that oc
curred at the lodge last night. The
president of th* order offered a silk
hat to the brother who could stand
up and truthfully say that during his
married life he had never kissed any
woman but his own wife.
“And, would you believe it, Mary?
—not a ono stood up?”
“George,” his wife said, “why
didn’t you stand up?”
“Well,” he replied, "I was going to,
but I know I look like the devil In a
silk hat.”
When the first French railroad train
left Paris for Versailles many years
ago the train was wrecked and many
passenger's killed. "That's an end of
foolish railroad travels," said the
pessimist.
The French railroad company
hired a troupo of actors and actresses
to fill the coaches of the next train.
They sat smiling through the win
dows, as though they liked It. and
railroad travel was soon established.
A Use for Snakes.
From the Kansas City Star.
"Are there many snakes in t’ifs re
gion?" asked a tourist.
"Well—p'tu!—yes," replied Gap John
son of Rumpus Ridge. "Some fellers
raise 'em for use at picnics. Tney pro
mote matrimony right sharply.
"How is that?”
"If a feller has been keeping company
with a girl, or for that matter, a gent
with an old maid, about jso lon«, she
goes to the snake-.Man and pays him.
He turns a mess of snakes loose at the
next picnic, and directly all over the
place you see girls and old maids jump
ing right into young fellers, and older
gents’ arms, a-hollerin, ‘Save me, Roy!*
and so forth. And about the next
thing yon know they're married.”
—
LOVE OF ONE’S WORK.
Ruskln.
It floes not matter whether a
man paint the petals of a rose or
the chasms of a precipice, so that
love and admiration attend on
him as he labors and wait for
ever on his work. It does not
matter whether he toll for months
on a few Inches of his canvas, or
cover a palace front with color In
a day; so only that It be with a
solemn purpose, that he have
filled his heart with patience or
urged his hand to haste.
FRAIL BEAUTY.
O molten dewdrops, trembling In the
light
Of dawn, and clinging to the poplar
blade—
A pendant opal on a breast of jade—
How came your splendor, so. limpid
and so bright?
How your clear symmetry? And what
weird sleight
Of art suffused you with each rain
bow shade,
Captured your evanescent beauty,
and made
A quivering soul from fire and mist
and night
Fleeting your span! Yet I shall be
content
To let the Cosmic Power that built
in you
Such frail wet beauty, such luster
opulent.
And such Immortal life as lies in
dew,
Fashion the fragile moment of mp
soul
In what frail shape it deems a per
fect whole.
Lee Sarett in Everybody’s Magazine.
Systematic Development.
From the Smart Set.
William had become the ptoud owner
of a pig and insisted on having all the
rare of it. After a few weeks, as the
pig did not seem to thrive, his father
raid to him:
••William, I'm afraid you are not
feeding your pig enough. It doesn't
seem to be fattening at all.”
”1 don’t want to fatten him yet, an
swered the young stockman. "I’m
waiting until he gets as long as 1
want him, then I’ll begin to widen him
outY
Many old poker players laugh at
the fuss made over a group of col
lege students going 60 hours with
out sleep.—Vancouver Daily Prov
ince , —*
Bee Left Remembrance
in Small Boy*s Finger
A child's original conception of wliat
n bee uses for his weapon is told In
the object lesson Frank Abbott King,
age four, son of John King, federal
prohibition agent, learned recently, ac
cording to the Indianapolis Star.
Frank Abbott was pinying In the
hack yard of his home and feasting
on sweet, ripe, juicy pears which had
fallen to the ground. He picked up
one that had a bee on it and the boy
became aware with frightful sudden
ness that he had been stung on one of
bis lingers. It being Ills first experi
ence with a bee sting, Frank Abbott
yelled, inspected the injured and rap
idly swelling linger and then, crying,
ran to his mother for first aid.
“Oh, mother," he cried, “a bee stung
me and left Ids leg In my linger.”
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“Excuse Me” or "Pardon Me”
Both of these phrases have been in
reputable lrcernry use In England for
more than three centuries and are
thoroughly established as Idioms.
(See Shakespeare’s “Troilus and
Cressidu,' act 1, scene 2.) Only n per
son who is ignorant of this fact would
condemn their use, which continues
among the cultured people of our time.
Curiously enough 30 years ago “Ex
cuse me” found favor with us and
“Pardon me” was preferred by the
English. Ten years later the table
Mas turned and “Excuse me” found
favor M’lth the English while "Pardon
me” Mas preferred by ourselves. “I
beg your pardon” when an apology is
made. “Sorry” Is an English vulgar
ism of the near-polite who are in too
great a hurry to say “I am sorry” or
“I am very sorry” when they wish to
exprss regret in different degrees.—
Literary Digest.
Tribute to Brave Woman
A monument to Mrs. Edith Lacey,
an American welfare worker who los*
her life in the Japanese earthquake
of 3023, has been dedicated by the
Yokohama Young Women’s Christian
association. Mrs. Lacey was a lender
in the association. The monument is
in the form of a house which is to lie
used as a rest and recreation center
for the girls of Yokohama and is the
gift of Mrs. Lacey’s father, l)r.
Charles C. lloosa of Buffalo, N. Y.
Zangwill Somewhat Peeved
On tlm door of Israel Zangwlll’s flat
in London, writes a correspondent, is
posted the sign: “To burglars: You
are cheerfully invited to enter, as ev
ery tldng of value lias already been
taken." It appears that the rooms of
the famous Jewish dramatist were al
most “cleaned out" by burglars re
cently, and it further appears he Is
somewhat annoyed.
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Tax on Windowa
In enriy days of England there west
a tax on windows and the influence of
that restriction shows In the fortress
like architecture of the ancient Tudor
castles.
They Try Hard Enough
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