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If the influence of the bull campaign stopped there it might be defended on the ground that it has brought increased produc tion. But over-production hurts the market and makes for re duced acreage next year. The chief point made by Senator Shipstead is that the farmer and the consumer alike pay the penalty for the gamblers’ opera tions and the millions taken in profits by the speculators are an additional charge loaded on the unfortunate producer. The specu lator in the nation’s bread is a parasite who sucks the life blood of the men who toil. TODAY BY ARTHUR BRISBANE The sudden death of William Jen nings Bryan is a loss to this country. The millions that disagreed with his political theories respected his integ rity and courage and will regret the toss of a brave, sincere man. William Jennings Bryan held the confidence and affection of an enor mous following from the day he en tered public life until the day of his death. He never compromised with what he believed to be the truth. He set before the nation an example of sincerity needed in our public life. Lloyd George believes that “the yel low peril” is constantly Increasing, and warns the white races. Intelli gent Russians, the men of keen mind and desperately strong will who over threw the Romanoffs, are teaching the Chinese rebels under the Christian. General Feng all that Russia knows. And some of the Rockefeller mil lions, used to fight disease, are dimin ishing the death rate in China. Also thousands of Chinese girl ba bies that used to be drowned are al lowed to grow up now—modern in dustry makes them self-supporting, even profitable. They become the mothers of more Chinese. Taking the present population of China, which is near 600,000,000—the Chinesp census ignores the very old and very young—you might, with a simple calculation, prove that the Mongolian population of China alone The Beneficent Mules. From the Kansas City Star. •‘Them mules o’ mine took and run away ag'in yiste’dy,” in the crossroads store, related Cap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. "Drug me about half a quarter down the road, mostly on my back.” "Hurt ye much?” queried one of the prominent citizens present. “Well, no; not to say much. But they shore scratched for me that there place on my back that I Kain’t been able to scratch since I was born.” ^_. i Fresh eggs laid by Peruvian hens sell at 10 cents to 12 cents each in Idma, and a large shipment of eggs 'from the United States has caused a stir of interest in view of a possibility for un scrambling the situation. would soon exceed all the rest of the world’s population. But, “trees do not grow Into the Heavens,” and besides, for your com fort, remember that mere number* have never ruled the earth. A few Greeks beat back the power of Persia. Alexander, with his Greek flying wedge, entered Persia and made that country his own. A few Romans under Caesar con quered Gaul, whose brave people have become the French nation. Then a handful of Frenchmen under William of Normandy conquered the British Islands. And everybody knows what a ship load of Turltans did to the copper colored owners of this country. There is comfort for the white race, including Lloyd George, In news from North Africa, where France with modern weapons and French energy is fighting the Riffs. At first those semi-barbarous de cendents of Moors that once ruled in Spain followed with frantic faith their leader, Abd-el-Krim. He represented Allah and his prophet, Mohammed. And, of course, he would win. But recently Krim’s leaders have lost confidence. The French bom bard the Riff’s villages from the air, and meet them on the ground with tanks, their machine guns spitting bullets through the Riffs, while Frenchmen inside remain perfectly safe. There are also French ar mored cars that go 60 miles an hour, killing as they go. Mohammed, through his servant, Abd-el-Krim, seems unable to stop In Memoriam. From Everybody’s Magazine. Two gentlemen stopped on the street to talk to each other, one wearing a large diamond tie pin. "Isaacs,” said the other, “dot is a fine"diamond you have it. Vare you get It?” "VeH” explainel Isaacs,” my brother he died and left 6450 for a stone. And dis is de stone.” The United States imported 2,233.276 pairs of leather gloves during the first four months of this year, an increase of 7.6 per cent, over the corresponding period last year, according to the de partment of commerce. France sup plied y49 per cent \of- the Imports, Ger many 33, Italy 5, United Kingdom 1, and other countries 12. the French. France is doing physically to th® Riffs what she did years ago, men tally and pschologlcally, to other North Africans, in Algiers. When the French first ruled in Algiers, the na tives believed. In their spiritual lead ers, especially in their magicians, per forming wonderful feats, and French Influence was weak. The wise Frenchmen took from the boulevards the greatest of modern magicians and sent him to Algiers to show the natives some real magic. The French magician had a light trunk of iron, connected with an elec tric current, that held it to the floor when the current was turned on, the trunk becoming very light when it wras turned off. All the magicians together tugged at the trunk, but couldn’t lift it as long as the French man of magic had held up his finger. The magicians re tired, the Frenchman turned off the curent, lowered his finger, and a little boy lifted up the trunk easily. When the African magicians ] wanted to try it again the Frenchman turned a strong electric current into the metal handles of the trunk, and all the magicians, squirming and bel lowing, found that they were unable to let go. That settled it. The people of Al giers decided that French magicians were better than their own, and that reconciled them to French rule. French fliers, tanks and armored cars, plus French efficiency, will probably persuade the followers of Abd-el-Krim that their leader is not up to date. White nations need not worry about the yellow peril or any Mongolian in vasion, if they will keep themselves scientifically prepared. Ten men In the air are worth 10,000 on the ground. The French worry about the in creasing population of Germany and fear another day of revenge. Hut if Germany had a population of 300,000, 000 instead of 60,000,000, she could do nothing aglnst France provided France had the greater air power | with France ruling the air a declaration of war or any war like act by Germany would mean within 24 hours destruction of every important city and all industrial cen ters in Germany. A race as wise as the Germans would start war cautiously under such conditions. Their hope Is that war will be killed off by science. When knights in srmour met on the highway they would challenge each other and fight, “laying on" lustily with their swords. But when the musket ball came in, the armor came off, and the knights stayed home. Flying machines, high explosives, poison gas will make a country as small as Switzerland powerful enough to inflict mortal injury on the great est nation in the world, just as a dwarf automatic pistol could now end the life of the most powerful prize fighter. Duquesclin today, in all his armor, would be vanquished by a Quasimodo. When the nations, white, brown and yellow realize that war means death for both sides, war will die out. Meanwhile, the United States should become as quickly as possible the most powerful nation in the air, able forever to keep control of its own part of the earth's atmosphere. A great air fleet, trained fliers and an adequate fleet of submarines are all that this country needs to take care of the yellow peril and any other perils. Intelligence rules and survives. Where are the rack, the thumb-screw, and the auto-da-fe? If this nation will use its intelligence, it need not worry. Too Absent-Minded. From the Pittsburg Chronicle Tele graph. They were discussing the absent mindedness 'of an acquaintance who had just passed. "That habit nearly cost him his life when he was on his holiday," remarked one. "How was that?" "He fell overboard and forgot that he knew how to swim.” One hundred million passengers rode on the Italian state railways during last year, according to statistics re. cently issued. They paid an aggregate fare of 1,<00,000,000 lire. Eighty-six per cent, of the passengers traveled third class, 12 per cent, second class and only 2 per cent, first class. 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You never can telL It isn’t always the fellow with the broadest shoulders who carries off the honors. Those who always try to get w»e thing for nothing usually gel experi ence.—Progressive Grocer. It doesn’t require a great (toil of .inventive genius for a nun to Make a fool of himself. • Women confess their Imperfectness to priests. Conceivably that's why priests never marry. The more n man has the mere be wants—with the possible except!** of the father of twins. Disgrace to Profession A chorus girl who bad just returned jfrom a tour with a rottd cmuiauiy (dropped Into the dressing room of pome of her friends to learn the Jutest. “Where’s Gwendolyn, girlsT* she fisked. “Did she finally promise to ove, honor and obey!” “Not only that I" snorted one of the others disgustedly. “Why, the tittle pap’s actually doing it I”—American Legion Weekly. See Need for Canal Much discussion has been revived concerning the making off the Tiber river navigable from the Medi terra Wan as far us Koine, ut teort, for freight barges and small tugs. Pro ponents of the plan argue that tbe growing population of the capital ts beginning to tax the railroads beyond their capacity to bring food and other supplies. Invisible Wire The finest wire ever made, so iden der that it cannot be seen with the naked eye, was manufactured recently l»y a physicist in tbe United State* Department of Agriculture. Wire of tills kind Is not only a novelty but n practical commodity. Among those who use extremely fine wire are sur geons and dentists. Cheerfulness Wins He cheerful I The worst disease with | which a man can be afflicted Is that of being a continual knacker or grouch. It gives one a sickening feel ing to meet on a pleasant day asen who are continually finding fault with everything and everybody.—Gaft. Her Interest Dora—There goes Flossie. 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